Topic: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle

[Hitmonchu]

Nerd you take it hard
So what if I went too far
Are we breaking up as friends so soon?
Celestia should banish you to the moon.
Your SSBB, as important as pee-pee
I'll smash you with a hammer like King Dedede
So what, I'm a brony
You're only a crony
Bowing down to the one and only
Robin. He's robbin' you, apples are bobbin' you
And now there's about to be Hitmonchu clobberin' you
You're good at wavin' the flag at the bull
I'll fill you with raps until you're bloated and full
Your rhymes are a hand in a bowl of warm water
And now I'm about to pounce for the slaughter
NPSQ, I'm talkin' to you
I won't do your sprites if you treat me like poo
I'm evo, you're devo
Like Evel Knievel
While I'm jumpin' a bus
You're criticizin' us
"He can't play my tourney? I'll call an attourney!"
Not even water can vanquish the burn-ie
The brain of Blaze is a haze
Cause he's in a dizzy daze
Watch out, don't get burned
By my rap sun rays
Don't face the crowd
Just stay in their house
They'll throw rocks and bricks
Better duck right now
And I'm the leader of this rampaging mob
Screaming, "Come on out, you stupid little snob!"
Now you've got a sunburn,
When will you ever learn
If you're a pot of butter, it's my stomach that churns.

[glash101]

See here Brony,
You suck I hate any pony.
You think your so great.Oh man you have no Idea how good I am.
You are no rap master.Your just a little stinky ham.
Bronyspriter,your so stupid trying to face us.
I'm not scared of you,'cause your a wuss.
Quit while your behind.I'm not joking.
Your terrible but I am smoking.
Go back to rap school.That's where you belong.
This is a rap,not any kind of song.
Try actually facing me.Go ahead.Try me.
Your going in the trash,You see?
That over there is the bin of losers,that's where you will go.
I will throw you like you were dead,which you are so.
After I'm done with you,I'll make sure you stay out of raps.
Cause yours sound like real Craps.
You think Bronies are so Great.
Well they aren't,you here me,loser mate?
I'm a master,your not.So just stop now.
Don't make me come after you.Your a real sow.
You can't beat Glash,that's me.
It's because I'm a master,You think you are? HA! Gee...
In your dreams maybe,but not in reality.
I've pretty much already,so just take a loser knee.
You've got no skill,yet your facing a champ?
Ha! Your stupid.I'm a rapping amp.
If you want to rap again,I'll rap harder.This rap is a warning shot.
Your a r****ded little tater-tot.
If you want to lose,you know where to find me.
Your raps are just the worst.The winner,it's Glash,that's who it'll be.
Glash is my name and rapping is my game.
If you try to fight back,you lose.It'll be the same.
You should be kicked out by security.
Your making me have a Z.
Okay maybe 2 or 10,000 Zs but you know what I mean.
Because your nothing but a loser baked bean.
I never run from a challenge,this is because I never lose.
I've got my insults always,you little ooze.
Rematches never happen.Try while you can.
It's basicly over.And now ALAKAZAM!
Poof it's over.You lose brony.
Your not even worthy.
Not a challenge.You were a joke.
Nice try,but I'm leaving you coughing in my dusty smoke.

[NTN]

Nerd you take it hard
So what if I went too far
Are we breaking up as friends so soon?
Celestia should banish you to the moon.
Your SSBB, as important as pee-pee
I'll smash you with a hammer like King Dedede
So what, I'm a brony
You're only a crony
Bowing down to the one and only
Robin. He's robbin' you, apples are bobbin' you
And now there's about to be Hitmonchu clobberin' you
You're good at wavin' the flag at the bull
I'll fill you with raps until you're bloated and full
Your rhymes are a hand in a bowl of warm water
And now I'm about to pounce for the slaughter
NPSQ, I'm talkin' to you
I won't do your sprites if you treat me like poo
I'm evo, you're devo
Like Evel Knievel
While I'm jumpin' a bus
You're criticizin' us
"He can't play my tourney? I'll call an attourney!"
Not even water can vanquish the burn-ie
The brain of Blaze is a haze
Cause he's in a dizzy daze
Watch out, don't get burned
By my rap sun rays
Don't face the crowd
Just stay in their house
They'll throw rocks and bricks
Better duck right now
And I'm the leader of this rampaging mob
Screaming, "Come on out, you stupid little snob!"
Now you've got a sunburn,
When will you ever learn
If you're a pot of butter, it's my stomach that churns.

You are an even bigger disgrace for going out in public,
I will punish you for making the site sick to the stomach,
I couldn't care less that you put an end to a topic,
But your "rapping" is even worse. You can't even top it.
But what could I expect? You're only fourteen,
I can simply look at you and blast you into smithereens,
This is not arrogant banter. Your pointless words are facetious,
Says who? The legendary Draghost. I was born prestigious,
There is no point of compiling a long rap when it's not stylish,
When the lines themselves are nothing but childish,
I rhyme powerful vocabulary, demonstrating skill and intelligence,
Your weak words poison this topic, they're unwanted elements,
Try to rhyme within the same line and keep your raps short and sweet,
And try to spit the truth as I do. Your raps are full of deceit,
I'm increasingly impressive and aggressive,
Whilst you're digressive and regressive,
Include a homophone or two to keep your performance above crap,
Hopefully you won't disgust me with a rap that came from your ass (That's a wrap!)
Perhaps I've educated you enough. Or perhaps you're a goner.
But you've been dissed by me. That is quite an honor.

See here Brony,
You suck I hate any pony.
You think your so great.Oh man you have no Idea how good I am.
You are no rap master.Your just a little stinky ham.
Bronyspriter,your so stupid trying to face us.
I'm not scared of you,'cause your a wuss.
Quit while your behind.I'm not joking.
Your terrible but I am smoking.
Go back to rap school.That's where you belong.
This is a rap,not any kind of song.
Try actually facing me.Go ahead.Try me.
Your going in the trash,You see?
That over there is the bin of losers,that's where you will go.
I will throw you like you were dead,which you are so.
After I'm done with you,I'll make sure you stay out of raps.
Cause yours sound like real Craps.
You think Bronies are so Great.
Well they aren't,you here me,loser mate?
I'm a master,your not.So just stop now.
Don't make me come after you.Your a real sow.
You can't beat Glash,that's me.
It's because I'm a master,You think you are? HA! Gee...
In your dreams maybe,but not in reality.
I've pretty much already,so just take a loser knee.
You've got no skill,yet your facing a champ?
Ha! Your stupid.I'm a rapping amp.
If you want to rap again,I'll rap harder.This rap is a warning shot.
Your a r****ded little tater-tot.
If you want to lose,you know where to find me.
Your raps are just the worst.The winner,it's Glash,that's who it'll be.
Glash is my name and rapping is my game.
If you try to fight back,you lose.It'll be the same.
You should be kicked out by security.
Your making me have a Z.
Okay maybe 2 or 10,000 Zs but you know what I mean.
Because your nothing but a loser baked bean.
I never run from a challenge,this is because I never lose.
I've got my insults always,you little ooze.
Rematches never happen.Try while you can.
It's basicly over.And now ALAKAZAM!
Poof it's over.You lose brony.
Your not even worthy.
Not a challenge.You were a joke.
Nice try,but I'm leaving you coughing in my dusty smoke.

What I have to tell you is something rather general,
I'm not going to insult your avatar, which would look better emerald,
I'm here to tell you that your raps are simply unreadable,
Add spaces between punctuation if you want to be unbeatable,
Your lines aren't rap. They're a collection of typos.
You are awful. You make the site throw up after two posts.
You try to stand out, but you only get attention cause you're a complainer.
I'm a higher point in the rapping ranks. We aren't coplanar.
I'm going to start spitting the truth because I'm cruel,
You're not a rapper or anything special. You're simply a tool.
Over and over you rap with no quality,
You're trying to excel but your methods are faulty.
You'll never get anywhere. Stop your antics.
Stop screaming at people when they comment on your Fanfics.
So stop bragging and boasting. You're just a repeater,
Don't tell us you're the best when you're no decent RPer.
Your rap is so misspelled, I don't know what you're saying, either.
This stings because I'm spitting the truth.
I declared it was powerful, and here is your proof.
Rap back at me if you want. Knock yourself out, go wild,
But fix your mistakes, 9-year-old child.

[Hitmonchu]

You're the mistake
You're only half-baked
I've seen a**holes before
But you take the cake
I wanna gouge my eyes out
Because you're a lousy fake
If you think you're a new leaf
Then I should hit you with a rake
My sprites will beat you
My raps will defeat you
You think you're popular like Pikachu
Just look at the fail that just happens to be you
Some stupid troll on the site
Getting me in a fight
I'll go to your house
And I'll throw rocks at you all night
I'm a spriting ace
You're an epic disgrace
If a rap is competition
Then I'll win the race
Like a freaking Slinky
Go slink down the stairs
Oh, and before you go to preschool
you should really brush your hair!
If this is a walk in the park
Then you just stepped on a nail
I may be rusty at spriting but you're the real fail!

[Mondo Oowada]

Ladies, ladies, ladies, take the volume down.
You twisted my little smirk into a frown.
Rap's an art, not a war, it's a book, you just can't read it.
Instead you rip it apart in a stupid rage. BEAT IT.

Brony, your brain really ain't in the right place.
You could find a barn and not hit the broadest face.
Your rhyming's all right, but you lack any pace.
Slow down man, you're spinning out in this race.
I'll spray you with Mace, smash a barbell in your face,
You'll end up hung, or there'll be no trace.

[Hitmonchu]

What does Oowada even mean, you snarky disgrace?
You better pack up your raps, so I won't hit you in the face
Your raps are going Crackle, Snap and Poop
I'm gonna cook you up into a stupid little soup!

[Mondo Oowada]

It's a name, imbecile,
It's Japanese.
You're losing this still,
I'll best you with ease.
I don't need many lines
To kick your arse.
Might just pay you a fine
If you continue your farce.
Don't need to slander or flame,
I prefer simple verse.
But if you continue your game,
You'll end up even worse.

[Hitmonchu]

Mondo, a mound-o
of crap by the pound-o
You're so sick and weak
I could beat you with a chuck of ground-o
I must compliment you
On your ability to rap
Because the other rappers here
Are nothing but crap
I'm thinking, great a competitor
Who is named freakin' Oowada
I've got the moves like Jagger
You've got the moves like Jabba!