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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #300 on: February 06, 2015, 20:18 »
545: Take over the loudspeaker and sing something by Yoko Ono.

546: Actually, I think taking over the loudspeaker would cover it.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #301 on: February 07, 2015, 07:23 »
547.) Dress up as Lizzie Hearts from Ever After High and walk around all pompous like and scream as loud as you can "OFF WITH YOUR/THEIR/HIS/HER HEAD!!!!" randomly.
548.) Walk in dressed as Cupid carrying a bow and a box of tranquilizer darts with "Love Darts" written on the box. Fire them at random people in the store.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #302 on: February 07, 2015, 15:09 »
548. Try to climb on the store.

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #303 on: February 10, 2015, 17:28 »
549). Walk in wearing clothes covered in Target symbols and run up to the employees to tell them that you're sorry they're dropouts who had to settle for this.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #304 on: February 12, 2015, 21:26 »
550.) Walk in with a female friend and whenever you see a woman who is either obese or got a big arse, say as loud as you can to your friend in a Valley Girl voice, "Oh my God, Becky! LOOK at her butt!" and continue the opening line from the video "Baby Got Back."
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #305 on: February 13, 2015, 17:00 »
551). Storm the place with a bunch of cosplayers and have a huge battle.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #306 on: February 19, 2015, 16:41 »
552. Stand next to the MLP aisle and rearrange them so the Twilights spell "MLP S5 COMING SPRING 2015".

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #307 on: February 19, 2015, 23:42 »
553.) Walk in dress as a Wailord and attempt to Body Slam everyone that comes near you.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #308 on: March 25, 2015, 22:28 »
534. Trick everyone into believing frying pans are umbrellas and Onigiris are jelly donuts.

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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #309 on: April 03, 2015, 19:18 »
535. Silly String EVERYTHING.


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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #310 on: April 22, 2016, 11:18 »
536.) Climb on top of the shelves and drop kick everyone who walks by.
537.) Go up to random people and ask them if they would like to buy a Magikarp for $5000.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #311 on: April 22, 2016, 11:45 »
538) Vandalise the place!
539) Tell the manager a Yo' Momma joke!   >:D
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #312 on: April 22, 2016, 22:53 »
540. sacrifice the security guards to satan



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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #313 on: April 22, 2016, 22:58 »
540. sacrifice the security guards to satan
How does that work? They'd be no one to kick you out!

341) annoy the manager!
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #314 on: April 22, 2016, 23:04 »
How does that work? They'd be no one to kick you out!
the police would probably arrest me considering it's more than a little illegal
plus the manager and store clerks can kick people out :p

542. knock down the shelves while screaming to the tune of bohemian rhapsody



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