Topic: Self-Proclaimed Titles

[Utack and Swampy]

I like making up titles for myself, so I figured I'd ask: What are some of your self-proclaimed titles?

Me? I'm the King of the Mudfish and Lord of the Dance. How about you guys? 

[JSM]

I've always labelled myself the quiet one/shy one, but apparently I'm far from it :L Oops :/

[kr9q]

Barbara Phantom, protecter of the Earth!
GOD! I must sound very stupid right now. *sweatdrop*[/i]

[Hicky]

I guess I could give myself a title but it would be meaningless to everybody except me.

[sylar]

i'm the bag of douche

alternatively, prince of homo

[Webby]

I'm The Reason You're Still Here.
Uhm, my only recent self-given title which isn't a title is "The Bad Side of 25". Even though I'm on the good side. Still. I think there was a purpose to this post. Maybe.

[RocketMember002]

The Duke of Spiffington.

[OranBerrySandvich]

I have a multitude, most of which either sound stupid or unfitting. That does not apply to all of them, however.

The Midget With Glasses
Sandwich Connosieur (in training)
Forced Idiot
Embarassment to Carbon-Based Life Forms I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT ONE
Shut-In Steve
Resident Reaction-Linker
Least Concerned About You What You Have to Say 2011

[Sebastian Moran]

The Detonator of Relatives, The Forum Idiot, The Peculiar Hermit. 
~also known as~ 
The Recogniser Of Actors In BBC Dramas Whilst Being Unable To Recall Their Names Or What Else They Were In. 
 

[Specstile]

Captain 'i post alot about dreamworld' man

[IvanWolf♥]

...Well...

I think some might be a little obvious...

RABID-FANGIRL-ARGHFGJJGR

Uhm other than that
I dunno actually

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

zoosmell pooplord
flighty broad
insufferable prick
farmstink buttlass

[sylar]

elizxaberh i loeve ou a loy <33333333333333333
* zoomsell poplord

id i ever tyel you 'elixatbet' is my mums' anem
youre so godo
i lvode you
lovr*
love*
<3

[IvanWolf♥]

pooplord zoosmell
flighty broad
insufferable prick
farmstink buttlass

Oh my god I finally understand most things about you people

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

elizxaberh i loeve ou a loy <33333333333333333
* zoomsell poplord

id i ever tyel you 'elixatbet' is my mums' anem
youre so godo
i lvode you
lovr*
love*
<3

<333333333333333<3333333<333333333333

i love yo a lou too

for your ten out od then in colens of my name i am changing my persnal text to that

aww i lvode
lovr*
love*
<3
you tooo :3c

help
jeyboard like treacle and fingers liek a sleeve full of hertas frsankfurtertdq

mom lalonde style inebreated hhug
*hug

i didn't nkew that elsizzartb ewas your mums name
its a sswel  name isnt' it

all as swell as the fjici chdfic chickens
/*dickens
and twice as sweet as half the pie



man i seem to have incoropoeated genteel exclamations i say "golly gosh" and "oh crumbs" qnd and "hot diggety dog" and "diddely ding dong darn" i have no clue where it came from i bet i sound really stupid when i say it

people all like "what crappy swears are you a Quaker" or something
anmd i say "yes would you like some oats"
and they are like yeh
and suddenly my eyes roll back and a chute comes out my mouth and i dispense oats all over the plave some of it lands in theirt bowl and they make best porridge 2011-2012
adk k sau don't thank me!!!! thank Mr Oates Quaker who came up with our hunmlbel relgiion of porridge
they also got the manem forom when they used to quiver all eager as the divcckens for their Ready Brek

man do they still advertise it with that dragon??? i hope so

like people are all ok foghorn leghorn

why didn't foghorn leghorn havwe horns on his legs e would have made the best hciknen

all impalig n thie other chickens on his horny legs
 
and then td did a pimp stride to that "I'm horny" song

except it wasng foghorn leghordn it wsas WERIDAN!!!!!!!
*ERIDAN

sod fef i don't need that girl anymore not when i got these mother glubbin horny legs
gonna get me all the beaches oooh yeah

still he is doing the pimp walk tho he losk great!!!!!