Topic: Dumb ways to die

[The name master]

I watched this video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

This gave me this idea. List 1-3 dumb ways to die.

1) fall off the roof of your house.

[sans the skeleton]

2. fall up the stairs

[Kpyna]

3) have a small child fall into your zoo exhibit

[sans the skeleton]

4. leaving the european union with david cameron or his puppets in charge. eugh.

[The name master]

5) backflip on the edge of a cliff

[Captain Jigglypuff]

6: Driving a dump truck through a nitroglycerin factory