Topic: worst pokemon ever!

[Richard and Blaziken]

What does the Honedge line even do? I haven't caught it so I haven't seen it's dex entry, how is a pokemon a sword? A sword is an inanimate object :/

At list ice cream and candy floss come from a living organism...

It's a possessed sword, which is a fair bit more believable, in my opinion. At least it's explained in a weird way. But why they're just... wandering in grass... I can't really defend that aspect of it. xD

But as for what they do? They're actually pretty useful/good in competitive! o:

[Wolstenholme]

So they're just possessed swords that float about all the time...


I know they're good competitive but they're just not the sort of Pokemon that I would use,

[Mr. Apple]

wobbufetts female is super sexy tho

voltorb and electrode.

OH HEY LETS MAKE AN ITEM INTO A POKEMON
AND NOW LETS FLIP IT UPSIDE DOWN FOR ITS EVO!

oh nintendo...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I still think "Ickyicky" is the worst but I also don't like Quilladin at all. It is basically Pignite with a straight tail. And that creepy smile it has keeps reminding me of the Billy dummy from the SAW movies that appears before the death traps activate. I keep expecting it to stab you while you are sleeping! It's just that creepy! I like Chespin and I LOVE Chesnaught but Quilladin just creeps me out.

[the bread dragon]

The biggest problem with that is that Magikarp annoyingly has access to Bounce, which can Paralyze your setup sweeper, which would actually make Magikarp slightly useful (nothing a Thunder Wave from any other Pokemon can't do, but you know. Don't want to give Magikarp any chance to do anything ever.)

magikarp has MAGIKARP'S REVENGE in showdown tho, probably a bigger problem than bounce im /pretty/ sure its fake but i dont really know with ps

i really hate freaking audino. i love the insane exp it gives, but WHAT IS IT?!?!

[kendall!]

i like pretty much every pokemon somewhat and i can USUALLY find at least one redeeming quality in most of them. but i have to say, i'm really just not fond of mankey/primeape, like why do they even exist lol

pachirisu, minun, plusle, and dedenne all really annoy me, especially emolga. h8 rodents sry :/

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I think Pachirisu and Emolga are just precious! Then again I love squirrels to begin with....

[Meowstic Royalty]

I saw a post saying Scrafty was the worst.

HOW DARE THEY?

Um, mine would be Slurpuff, Magikarp, Sunkern and many, many more.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Slurpuff

Slurpuff? SLURPUFF!?!?

Belly Drum + Sitrus Berry + Unburden let it reach over 1000 attack and around 500 speed in one turn!

And it's cute <333

[Meowstic Royalty]

And along with that they get a health bar chopped in half. Those stats mean nothing now since virtually any move (except a dragon one, obviously) could send it down the crapper.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Nope, because Sitrus Berry brings you back up to 75% health. You can usually take a hit and proceed to sweep.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Hardly. Aegislash has an Iron Head with Slurpuff's name on it.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Having a counter doesn't make you the worst pokemon ever though, or Scrafty would be bottom of the pile 

[Wolstenholme]

Awwwww Dick is protecting his namesake! :3


I thought you weren't a fan, Dick.

[Meowstic Royalty]

How dare you say Scrafty would be the worst in front of my own face?