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Title: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 01, 2015, 00:20
Basically, you give something good and then a side effect of it and the next person decides whether or not to press the red button to make it happen.

Example:

P1: You are less likely to get sick, but you're more fragile.
P2: *presses the red button* You can change your appearance at will, but people you know can see through the illusion

Begin

You can change the name one thing to whatever you want it to be, but guns are now called Rooty-Tooty-Point-and-Shooties and you can't change that.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Neotenens on February 02, 2015, 16:04
I do not press the metaphorical red button.

You can cause any items you want to appear, but for you to continue living, you must eat only stale fruitcake.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 02, 2015, 16:09
Erm.... no.

You can fly, but you can't swim and can never learn how to.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Dorchadas on February 04, 2015, 20:50
*Holy divine fist of justice upon the red button*
(Which is to say yes)

You can make any sound you want without any aid but have a perpetual itch just out of your reach.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 04, 2015, 22:48
No, that sounds awful. The itch would drive me crazy.

You can go and live in the world of your favorite anime, but you can't go back to the real world and forget your memories of the real world.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Petzbreeder on February 04, 2015, 22:58
*Presses Red button*

I'd live in the Death Note Anime and help Light get rid of L (L Lawliet), Near (Nate River) and Mello (Mihael Keehl) so that nobody would oppose him. I would have the Shinigami eyes too!

You have the ability to turn into a Pokemon but you can't choose which one, nor can you change back.
So you could end up being a strong Pokemon like Arceus or a weak Pokemon like Magikarp.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 04, 2015, 23:02
Hm...... I'd have to say no. I mean if I could go halfway and have a pokemon, human, than a form with the mix of the two, maybe.

You could be a pokemorph with 3 forms (like above), but it's hard to control and you seem to morph at the least opportune times.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 04, 2015, 23:17
Why would I even want to be a Pokémon? Nope.

Red button reads: "If you press me, you will be the new human cheer whenever "/emote" is used, but you will become a lich".
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 04, 2015, 23:21
No.

You can control one element at will, but its polar opposite is now your polar opposite.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 05, 2015, 00:20
*pushes button*

This button is red and round. There is a note: "If you press this button, you shall be stronger than a Balrog and wiser than Gandalf, yet you shall not pass".
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 05, 2015, 00:33
I'd just go around him like a boss *slams button*

You can see into the future, but you're blind and no one believes you
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: the bread dragon on February 05, 2015, 02:20
ew no

you're the smartest man to ever live but the only language you speak is pig latin
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 05, 2015, 05:08
I'll take that!

Press the button and you get a famous person of your choice for you spouse for the rest of your life but you lose half of what your intended lifespan was supposed to be and the celeb you pick will also have their lives shortened and turn in to a hideous looking person and divorce is out of the question.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Dorchadas on February 05, 2015, 14:33
Ummm... no.

If you push it you will be able to copy anything you see but won't be able to learn anything in any other way.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 05, 2015, 17:14
This is more or less how humans learn things, BUT now I can copy physical objects. *pushes button*

If you push this button, you will be able to defeat Richard 6-0 while you use an Infernape, but you will not be able to Taz'Dingo anymore.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Dorchadas on February 05, 2015, 19:54
Nah. I don't like Infernape all that much anyway. They just look... weird.

You can have mastery over every weapon and martial art form currently known to man at the cost of your I.Q. dropping to 50 (Slightly r****ded).

Edit: It automatically slurs that? Well, for those of you who have had your I.Q. recently drop to 50, it says Retar ded.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 06, 2015, 07:59
Nah. All ready a black belt and weapons are not for me. My kicks and elbow strikes work just fine.

Push the red button and you will ALWAYS have clean clothes but in exchange every time you wear a piece of clothing more than twice, a random person you know get horribly maimed by in some random fashion like in the Final Destination movies.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 06, 2015, 11:43
Nah, I can't afford that.

Push the button and every time you breed pokemon, you get the exact layout you want. However, you'll be missing a lot of your left side (like Marco from SnK).
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Dorchadas on February 06, 2015, 16:15
It's worth it. I will learn to play Tekken with my tongue.

If you press the button, you will be able to see into the future but you can't remember anything from the past.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 06, 2015, 20:55
No, seeing into the future would make life boring for me.

You have no mental or physical health problems, but your senses are mixed up (you see sounds and smell colors for example)
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Dorchadas on February 06, 2015, 20:59
*Push* Time to go paint random blobs and earn millions.

If you push the red button, you will be able to read someone's mind, but you have a seizure every time you do.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 06, 2015, 21:06
no pls

If you push the red button, ShinyBlaziken will declare his love to Chloe, whose birthday is today; however, you won't be able to troll anymore.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Dorchadas on February 06, 2015, 21:21
No. I needz mah trolling.

Press it, and you are the equivalent of $1,000,000 USD richer in your own currency, but all exports from a random country no longer exist on earth.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 06, 2015, 21:32
Given the odds, I like the deal. *Pushes button and destroys global economy*

If you push this button, LEGO will release a Pokémon theme, but it will be overpriced. Well, more overpriced than usual.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 06, 2015, 21:55
Nothing a little saving and hard work can't do *presses button*

The shipping of Marti and Shrub will become canon, but you'll be shot out of a cannon.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Mockery for One on February 07, 2015, 20:29
What's that? Who are Marti and Shrub? No.


If you press the button, you'll be able to be some sort of omnipotent superbeing, but someone else will be just as omnipotent as you, and the 2 of you guys will be locked in a Beam-O-War, until the other person wins.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 07, 2015, 21:15
I am Martí, and I definitely wanted this shipping to happen. In fact, it happened; we have been married, but our dog was a baka and we divorced a short time after. And no, I will not press the button.

If you press the button, you will become Russia's dictator, but Obama will not agree.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: the bread dragon on February 07, 2015, 22:26
i'll seduce him so yes

if you press the button you get the face of delicious_scout but you smell bad
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Mockery for One on February 07, 2015, 23:54
OOOOOHH. THAT kind of Marti. No.


If you push the button, the characters from TF2 will intermingle with the characters from Pokemon in a sort of fanfic style plot. But, the consequences will be dire, as the internal balance of both worlds is constantly threatened by an evil force named oWn (from the Cult of Personality series).
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 08, 2015, 11:55
The crossover, even without the "but", would be very bad. *Presses*

If you press the red button, you will press a blue button, but you will be colour blind.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Neotenens on February 10, 2015, 14:39
Bad deal. No.

If you press the red button, you will have the easiest job ever, where all you have to do is sit in a chair for an hour, and you get paid your current salary/rate per hour, but you are charged double price for everything.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Dorchadas on February 10, 2015, 17:37
I'm jobless currently, so that IS my job. No press.

Every time you press the button, you will receive some random miracle during your lifetime, but a third of the population dies.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 14, 2015, 17:12
Well, the miracle could be that I get 2 miracles in each press, the first one being that all live and the second one is a random miracle. *presses button*

If you press the button, you can make any food you want appear out of thin air, but each time you do so, another species of an organism goes extinct.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 15, 2015, 11:47
no pls, science is our friend.

If you press the red button, you will own EA, but you will own EA.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 15, 2015, 12:22
Why not? I can then make my own games. I'd even get to revive the Rock Band series! *Presses the Button*

Press the button and you will always have money but when you press the button, a random person you know will get the bubonic plague and the infected will spread it to others.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Rooks on February 15, 2015, 22:16
um, no thanks.


If you press the button Pokemon are real but the only pokemon you (personally, not in general) can ever catch is Murkrow.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 16, 2015, 17:07
This is impossible. If only one Pokémon is real, then the statement "Pokémon are real" is false.

If you press the red button, you will 360 no scope a scrub, but you will get rekt afterwards.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Rooks on February 16, 2015, 17:14
I will not press the button!

- sorry if I wasn't clear on that last one. I meant that all pokemon exist and there's other people running around, catching legendaries and cool pokemon and having a great time but every time you try to catch a pokemon that isn't Murkrow you fail - hence it is the only pokemon you can catch/befriend.


I give you the same options.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Dorchadas on February 17, 2015, 16:37
Alright! *Spends hours on wondertrade*

If you push the button, you will be immune to all viruses and illnesses, but an incredibly deadly virus will break out that can affect everyone but you.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: Kitt on February 17, 2015, 22:25
I do not press the button as that would make an excellent adventure.

You gain the power of Geass but your Geass forces to to leave your friends.
Title: Re: Press the Red Button
Post by: SirBlaziken on April 21, 2015, 01:45
No deal

Press this button to have one elemental power but be extremely weak to the opposite (ex: You choose Fire and water touches you, yeah... just don't touch water)