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Title: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: CrimsonalCore on August 31, 2010, 09:16
Okay, if you know how to make yo momma jokes, then make it ANY Pokemon (Even Pokemon characters, place, etc. too. :3) joke with mother, though. :3

I'll start...

Your mama so fat, even Machamp couldn't lift her.

GO!!
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Post by: Shaymin on August 31, 2010, 09:22
yo momma so ugly, she makes a Venusaur in drag look like Kanto's Next Top Model.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on August 31, 2010, 09:28
Yo Momma's so fat, she makes snorlax look Anorectic.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on August 31, 2010, 09:40
yo momma so ugly, she makes a Venusaur in drag look like Kanto's Next Top Model.
LOL. XD

Yo momma so ugly, Ditto can't transform into yo momma.
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Post by: Spinda on August 31, 2010, 11:02
Yo momma so ugly, even Feebas has to divert its eyes.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on August 31, 2010, 12:47
Yo mama is Jynx. End of.
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Post by: Tom™ on August 31, 2010, 17:39
^Racist

You momma so fat, she beat Munchlax in the eating contest




uh did I do that right?
Bah, I suck. http://bit.ly/7yTOdd


I swear to god draghost, if you start going on about "TOM SAID BLAH THE HELL BLAH", I'mma shove my foot up yo' ass. Now hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin evrbody out heya.

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Post by: ShiraBliss on September 01, 2010, 00:32
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a green coat people shout out 'SNORLAX!!!'
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Post by: Specstile on September 01, 2010, 00:33
In soviet russia, jynx rides you!
Yo mamas so fat, she evolved.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on September 01, 2010, 01:14
yo momma so fat that she even made groudon piss his pants!!(if he wore any)
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Post by: THE ARBITER on September 01, 2010, 03:53
your moma so ugly arceus blew up the world
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on September 01, 2010, 03:56
Yo Mama so ugly she made Slaking stop loafing around!
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Post by: ShiraBliss on September 01, 2010, 03:57
Yo momma so ugly, Regigigas forgot he had Slow Start and RAN
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on September 01, 2010, 12:35
Yo mama so stupid she used skill swap on a Slaking.
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Post by: Dragonpika on September 01, 2010, 14:17
Yo momma's so easy, you just turn on the charm-and-er pants fall off..
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Post by: Shaymin on September 01, 2010, 14:22
Yo momma so fat even Machamp can't lift her up.
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Post by: Spriter on September 01, 2010, 15:01
Yo mama's so big 'n fat, she sleeps longer than a snorlax could ever sleep.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on September 01, 2010, 15:03
yo maoma  so fat she made a slaking look fit
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Post by: Webby2 on September 01, 2010, 15:05
Yo momma so ugly she makes Agatha look like Ms. Pokémon!
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Post by: Spinda on September 01, 2010, 15:35
Yo momma so stupid, she used a Magikarp in an OU battle.
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Post by: Specstile on September 01, 2010, 15:50
Yo mamas so ugly, she looks like the back end of your arceus
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Post by: Spinda on September 01, 2010, 15:58
Yo momma so fat, she put on a blue coat and a box below said, 'Wild WAILORD appeared!'
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on September 01, 2010, 16:04
yo momma smokes so many ciggs she sweats Grimer.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on September 01, 2010, 18:19
Yo momma so fat even Machamp can't lift her up.
Didn't I just make that one on my first post? D:

Yo mama so ugly, even Jyxn has to look away.
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Post by: Shaymin on September 01, 2010, 20:40
Didn't I just make that one on my first post? D:

oh god yeah xD didn't see lol

yo momma so stupid, she tried to capture pokémon with acorns.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on September 01, 2010, 23:58
Yo momma so stupid, she makes Slowpoke look like a supercomputer.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on September 02, 2010, 02:01
yo mama is so ugly ditto used transform an than commited suicide
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Post by: Milsap on September 02, 2010, 11:49
Your mum's such a pervert she likes to Pikachu in the shower
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 02, 2010, 18:27
^^ XD XD XD XD XD, I can't stop laughing thats legendary.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 03, 2010, 11:23
^^ Thats not nice :(. Plus what does that have to do with Pokemon. lolz.

Your momma is so fat that when she had Liposuction the doctors were able to make 10 Muks out of the fat.
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Post by: Caldoran on September 03, 2010, 13:25
Yo momma so ugly she can't turn a Magnemite on...
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Post by: Ferox on September 03, 2010, 13:28
Yo momma so - uh - so... Yo momma has such a big beard she can fit five wailords in it and still have room for her six...teen pet Jynxes
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on September 03, 2010, 15:34
Yo mama so fat she beat Munchlax in an eatathon. It's a word.
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Post by: Tom™ on September 03, 2010, 15:38
You momma so fat, she beat Munchlax in the eating contest


Grr don't steal my jokes
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Post by: ShiraBliss on September 03, 2010, 15:40
Yo momma so stupid, she's seen every single legendary pokemon and hasn't even tried to catch one!

... Oh wait, that's Ash :|
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Post by: Webby2 on September 03, 2010, 16:36

Grr don't steal my jokes

Tom... you quoted yourself xD

Yo momma so stupid she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs!
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Post by: draghost999 on September 03, 2010, 19:54
Yo momma is so ugly she makes a trillion beautiflies combined look even uglier than the devil!
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Post by: Caldoran on September 04, 2010, 02:49
Yo momma is so ugly she makes a trillion beautiflies combined look even uglier than the devil!
That's...kinda contradictory isn't it? :P
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Post by: draghost999 on September 04, 2010, 02:51
Really? Cuz yo momma is so stupid she swims in Sharpedo infested waters.
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Post by: Caldoran on September 04, 2010, 03:01
Yo momma so fat she's got bruises all over her body from trainers trying to catch a Wailord.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought Dragonballs were used to catch Dragon-type Pokémon.
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Post by: draghost999 on September 04, 2010, 03:06
Yo momma is so fat she could hold 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Wailords in her stomach.

Yo momma iz so dumb she had sex with a Tyranitar.
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Post by: q.c.™ on September 04, 2010, 06:07
I put your mother at the head of my team to ward off wild pokemon.
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Post by: Gusparce on September 04, 2010, 07:16
Yo mamma's so dumb she makes Slowpoke look like a GENIUS.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on September 04, 2010, 07:57
oh god yeah xD didn't see lol
It's okay! :3

Anyways,

Your mother caught my Pokemon last night.
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Post by: Ferox on September 04, 2010, 08:10
Yo momma so stupid she caught palkia and told him to pause time.
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Post by: q.c.™ on September 05, 2010, 02:11
Your mother is so radioactive, when she steps near an Eevee it evolves into a digimon.
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Post by: Shaymin on September 05, 2010, 09:49
Yo momma so bad at cooking when she made poffins she killed all my pokémon.
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Post by: Ferox on September 05, 2010, 16:59
Yo momma is so weird all she does is stand and a table stare into space.
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on September 06, 2010, 09:08
Yo momma so Stupid, she even thought that Arceus was a poodle with stiff hair- so she took it on...
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Post by: Specstile on September 06, 2010, 16:32
Yo mamas so ugly, she even has to change her profile picture on facebook to jynx
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Post by: Spinda on September 06, 2010, 17:20
Yo momma so fat, she got stuck in Mt. Coronet .
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Post by: draghost999 on September 06, 2010, 22:36
Yo momma so dumb she tried to evolve a male Combee into a Vespiquen.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on September 06, 2010, 23:36
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to capture Palkia with a Lum berry.
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Post by: Specstile on September 06, 2010, 23:42
yo mommas so stupid, she  tried to feed gyarados with cherrim to cure it from poison.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on September 07, 2010, 00:23
Yo momma so ugly, if that mole on her face could speak, it would shriek 'D-d-d-diglett!' (get me the hell off of here!!!)
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Post by: draghost999 on September 07, 2010, 00:54
Yo momma so ugly that the best pokemon trainer in the whole universe and his pokemon fainted out of her ugliness.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on September 07, 2010, 09:49
Your mama is. like smell so stinks that Skuntank faint.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on September 07, 2010, 14:08
Yo momma so dumb, she ate the Griseous orb because she thought it would make her grow wings.
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Post by: q.c.™ on September 07, 2010, 20:44
We had to tie a Chingling round your mother's neck so that we could hear her coming from afar... as if her stench didn't give it away as it were.

yo mommas so stupid, she  tried to feed gyarados with cherrim to cure it from poison.

that's funny XD
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on September 07, 2010, 22:17
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to capture Palkia with a Lum berry.
That made me lol'd. XD

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Nugget is a golden-wrapped chocolate.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on September 08, 2010, 02:09
Your momma do dumb, she traded her lvl 100 Zekrom for a Caterpie who knew string shot
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Post by: THE ARBITER on September 08, 2010, 22:27
maby because of the metapod harden with stringshot


yo moma so weird they yelled ah wild Pokemon
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Post by: draghost999 on September 09, 2010, 01:34
Yo mama so ugly Arceus crapped his pants.
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Post by: iKod on September 09, 2010, 03:55
Yo momma's so fat her splash attacks actually do damage
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Post by: q.c.™ on September 09, 2010, 04:00
Yo momma's so fat her splash attacks actually do damage

i love this so much I may have to find a way to sig it.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on September 09, 2010, 22:36
Yo momma so high, she smoking with Weezing. (Too much weeds, no? o.o)
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Post by: draghost999 on September 10, 2010, 02:05
Yo mama so dumb she looked into a Shedinja's back.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on September 10, 2010, 22:25
Yo mama so dumb and fat, she thought Ditto is a Jello so she ate it. o.o
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Post by: draghost999 on September 10, 2010, 23:34
Yo mama so fat and ugly a Smeargle couldn't paint her cuz

1. She was so fat that the Smeargle couldn't paint her.
2. The Smeargle couldn't paint her cuz she was too ugly.
3. The Smeargle died when he first looked at her.
4. The Smeargle ghost said," Man, being around her is even worse than hell!" and then he died.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on September 11, 2010, 02:10
Please read the first post for some information.
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Post by: draghost999 on September 11, 2010, 03:26
...as long as it isn't to dirty...aw come one...just when I was flaring up I pwned myself...oh silly me...



^^Yo mama so fat Team Magma mistook her for Groudon.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on September 11, 2010, 08:28
Yo mama so hairy, Naruto thought she was a summon.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 19, 2010, 12:53
You momma's so fat her Body Slam kills.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on September 19, 2010, 23:14
Yo momma's so ugly that Allen Walker and his eye both thought she was a demon.
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Post by: Specstile on September 22, 2010, 23:06
Yo mamas so fat, she has her own battle music.
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Post by: draghost999 on September 23, 2010, 01:33
Yo mama so fat even a Master Ball can't catch her.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on September 25, 2010, 01:34
Your mama so dumb, even slowpoke is smarter than her.

(UPDATE: Went back to original topic. ^^;)
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Post by: draghost999 on September 25, 2010, 03:11
Yo mama so ugly Cyrus, the emotionless man, actually fell in LOVE with her.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on September 25, 2010, 03:13
yo momma so ugly dialga rewinded time so it could not see her
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Post by: draghost999 on September 25, 2010, 03:26
Yo mama so fat, Parasects live in her body fat folds.
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Post by: Puddles on September 25, 2010, 05:39
Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the Pokemon Center, she sits AROUND the Pokemon Center.
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Post by: Specstile on September 25, 2010, 21:41
Yo mamas tastes so bad, grimer looks delicious
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Post by: SilverFlame on September 26, 2010, 02:26
^ how would you know!?

Yo mama is so hairy, she could put a Mamoswine to shame.
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Post by: Specstile on September 26, 2010, 02:30
Tsutajas always taste things before they eat them!
Yo mamas so fat, ima eat yo mama!  :mellow:
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Post by: Apprentice on September 26, 2010, 03:14
...Oh my God Specs what is wrong with you?!

Yo momma's so dumb Dom Cobb has to give her inceptions every time she's asked a question.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on September 26, 2010, 04:33
Your momma is the reason Giratina is in the Torn World.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on September 26, 2010, 18:21
Yo mam so stupid she missed with a pokéball
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Post by: auronofpokemon on October 01, 2010, 19:39
Yo momma so fat, when she walked infront of Diglett Cave, The Snorlax started singing
"We are family, Even though your fatter then me! Oh baby!"
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Post by: PiPlUp_94 on October 01, 2010, 19:40
Yo Momma so lonely that even Cubone won't associate with her.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on October 03, 2010, 08:34
Yo mama stinks so bad even Stunktank has to died from smell.
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Post by: aer_dingus on October 17, 2010, 01:46
yo momma's so lame, even magikarp won't be seen near her :ohmy:
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Post by: Treecko_addicted? Oh, yes! on October 19, 2010, 01:28
Yo mamma so old that she won't let me go to viridian forest before she gets her coffee!
Yo mamma so fat I had to use a flute to move her fat ass.
Yo mamma so ugly that when she worked at the pokecentre, super potions were selling triple that week!
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Post by: Specstile on October 19, 2010, 01:48
Yo mamas so stupid, she thought mew evolved into mewtwo.
Yo mamas so hot she makes me wanna Pikachu
Yo mamas so stupid she actualy went out and bought a preowned version of ranger to get another manaphy.
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Post by: aer_dingus on October 19, 2010, 05:14
Yo mamma so fat I had to use a flute to move her fat ass.
^
hahaha! oh that is too funny!

your momma's so ugly, she is the reason why all the pokemon in Lavender tower are dead.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on October 31, 2010, 13:20
Yo mammas so ugly,she killed a cubones mother.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 01, 2010, 22:56
Yo momma's so ugly, she made Purugly seem gorgeous.
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Post by: Spriter on November 02, 2010, 18:04
Yo mommas so ugly,she walks around in a wardrobe.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 02, 2010, 20:50
Yo momma's so fat she strains Psyduck's eyes and causes its head-aches.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on November 04, 2010, 17:00
Yo mamma so ugly her ability is intimidate

Yo mamma so old she got Kabuto's signature in her yearbook
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 04, 2010, 18:10
^^ That old one was as our US friends say. "So totally leik Awesome!"

Yo Momma's so fat. Ditto couldn't transform into her.
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Post by: Ferox on November 06, 2010, 08:19
Yo mamma so fat, even swalot couldn't eat her.
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Post by: aer_dingus on November 07, 2010, 01:50
yo momma's so fat, i caught her with a heavy ball.
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Post by: reddragon64 on January 23, 2011, 21:36
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in the pool, her splash attacks actually do damage!
:D
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Post by: aer_dingus on January 24, 2011, 03:23
yo mamma's so ugly, even a pokedex won't talk to her!
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Post by: The Entertainer on January 24, 2011, 19:57
^^ That old one was as our US friends say. "So totally leik Awesome!"
No, they're more like "Damn dude! Hoh snap."

Yo mamma's so fat she caused the road block on route 12.
(Snorlax)
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Post by: superzigzagoon on January 24, 2011, 20:41
Superzigzagoon: Yo Mamma Is so Plastic even Micheal Jackson is finding hard to keep up.

Supersnivy: Since when have I been your sidekick.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 25, 2011, 17:50
Yo mammas so annoying it isn't Gary Oaking any more,its Your Mothering.
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Post by: The Entertainer on January 25, 2011, 20:33
Yo mamma's so ugly I used an Itemfinder and it said "BlackSludge"
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Post by: aer_dingus on February 02, 2011, 04:10
your mommas so stupid, she keeps on trying to hug gastlys.
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Post by: BlackStatic on February 02, 2011, 05:04
Yo mama so fat, she's got her own region.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on February 05, 2011, 15:21
Yo mama so fat she IS her own region
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Post by: aer_dingus on February 09, 2011, 01:05
Yo mommas so ugly, she doesn;t even need to use mean look to get pokemon to freeze on the spot!
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Post by: Specstile on February 09, 2011, 01:25
Yo mammas so ugly, she makes fantina look beefy.
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Post by: aer_dingus on February 09, 2011, 02:17
Yo momma's so dumb, she had to ask an old guy how to catch a Caterpie!
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Post by: BlackStatic on February 11, 2011, 05:37
^you reminded me to check on that comic D;

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Venusaur could only be found in Venezuela.
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on March 05, 2011, 17:37
Yo moma's so fat, if she went to Kanto in a Dark Blue Coat, Ash would try to catch her, after mistaking her for a Wailord
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Post by: Backsauce on March 05, 2011, 18:25
Your mama's so ugly that she made my ditto paralyze. Ditto has timber.
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Post by: TickTockTheCroc on March 05, 2011, 21:58
Bypassing snorlax's obvious resemblance to your mother, I must point out that

Yo moma so ugly that even ditto wouldn't hit it.
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Post by: spritey on March 14, 2011, 20:41
Yo mommas so loud, she woke dead pokemon from Mt.Pyre
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Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 14, 2011, 23:20
Yo momma's so fat, she sent Snorlax into space on the Pokedex scale!
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on March 15, 2011, 06:09
Yo mama's ass is so scary, she giving Darkrai a nightmare~
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Post by: spritey on March 15, 2011, 11:46
Yo mama so big, Groudon yelped like a puppy and scurried away.
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Post by: EMPIRE on March 21, 2011, 11:33
yo mama so ugly, smeargle went to paint her but the best he could do was paint a trubbish!
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Post by: Shaymin on March 21, 2011, 14:03
yo momma so dead they can't even ressurect her fossil!

...that was bad
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Post by: lugia95 on March 21, 2011, 18:47
Yo momma so old, she used to have a pet Kabutops.
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Post by: Backsauce on March 21, 2011, 21:39
yo mama so ugly she looks like you and your stunfisk making out, but when stunfisk leaves she's gonna look even uglier!
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Post by: spritey on March 22, 2011, 22:27
Yo mama so skinny, she's as slim as Leftovers.
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Post by: Backsauce on March 23, 2011, 22:52
yo mama so old, she fought a Kabutops for food.
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Post by: spritey on March 25, 2011, 00:30
Yo mama so hairy, she has Caterpies living in her armpits.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on April 04, 2011, 03:34
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes Jynx beautiful~
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Post by: lugia95 on April 04, 2011, 20:21
Yo momma so fat, grass knot is fatal to her.
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Post by: Backsauce on April 04, 2011, 21:54
Yo momma so stupid, it grabbed onto a Pidgeot and jumped off a building roof. Yo momma stupid because yo momma so fat that Pidgeot couldn't lift her up.
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Post by: spritey on April 05, 2011, 00:19
Yo mama so stupid, she topped a Jynx's hair with marinara sauce and ate it off bald like actual pasta.
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Post by: Infernalbird on April 05, 2011, 00:36
Yo Momma so fat, Wailord mistook her for one of its own kind.
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Post by: spritey on April 05, 2011, 00:40
Yo mama so weird, she thought Deoxys was attractive.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 14, 2011, 22:45
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks you can only use supersonic if you got all 7 chaos emeralds.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on April 16, 2011, 03:18
in soveit russia momma make joke of you
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Post by: spritey on April 27, 2011, 01:18
Yo mama so fat, she eats five Groudons for breakfast each day.
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Post by: Ryan - The Pokeio on April 27, 2011, 02:05
Yo momma so fat, people thought she was a Snorlax combined with a Groundon.
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Post by: Spriter on April 27, 2011, 17:32
Yo Momma so fat,Even She weighed more than Groudon.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 27, 2011, 20:34
Yo Momma so fat, every time she breaths, a Wailord comes out her nose.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on April 27, 2011, 20:51
Yo Momma so stupid,she threw a masterball at a Magikarp and killed a shiny Arcues.
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Post by: spritey on April 27, 2011, 23:44
Yo mama so stupid, Alakazam died laughing.
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Post by: aer_dingus on April 28, 2011, 04:46
yo momma's so dumb even slowpoke feels pain an hour before her when they trip.
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Post by: spritey on April 30, 2011, 01:27
Yo mama so fat and lazy, Slaking thought she'd be a perfect bride.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 30, 2011, 09:23
Yo momma so fat and lazy, she is Slaking.
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Post by: spritey on April 30, 2011, 18:12
Yo mama so ugly, she was banned from Beauty Contests.
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on May 08, 2011, 09:51
Yo mama is SO fat, she have to go to Pokeathlon on the diet.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 08, 2011, 11:00
Your momma so fat, when she tried to surf on wailord, she pushed it right to the bottom of the ocean.
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Post by: Spriter on May 08, 2011, 15:52
Yo Momma so Fat, she crushed Groudon by Rolling into it.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 08, 2011, 16:07
Yo momma so fat, Groudon couldn't eat her.
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Post by: spritey on May 08, 2011, 18:57
Yo mama so stupid, she thought that Hydreigon could regrow two heads if one is chopped off.
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Post by: serperior on May 08, 2011, 19:34
Yo mama so stupid she gave an everstone to her magikarp
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Post by: yk on May 09, 2011, 02:21
Yo mama's so fat, When you used Bullet Seed on her she started bleeding Lava Cookies! Lol.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 09, 2011, 16:42
Yo momma so stupid, she thought pokemon battles were when you poke monsters with a strange light from a ball.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 09, 2011, 18:20
Yo momma so dumb, she got beat in a game of naughts and crosses by a Quagsire.
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Post by: The Collector on May 09, 2011, 18:39
yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach, everyone started screaming "BEACHED WAILORD, BEACHED WAILORD"
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 09, 2011, 20:19
Yo momma so fat, you turned her into the fishermen as the worlds largest Wailord.
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Post by: spritey on May 10, 2011, 00:29
Yo mama so fat, she covered the entire PKMN.NET Page.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on May 19, 2011, 19:46
Yo momma so old, she still calls Snivy Smugleaf.
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Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 19, 2011, 20:16
So momma is so dumb that she thinks Joey's rattata actually is in the top percentage of rattatas.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 19, 2011, 20:28
Yo Momma so dumb she thought that every pokemon she saw was an evil animated Pokedoll.
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Post by: spritey on May 19, 2011, 21:31
Yo mama so fat, Deoxys came out of her stomach.

(Get it? Because of that Deoxys meteor he came from.)
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 19, 2011, 21:35
Yo momma looks so scary that even the ghost pokemon avoid her.
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Post by: spritey on May 19, 2011, 21:37
Yo mama so fat, she clogged space and time and even dialga and palkia combined couldn't get her out.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 19, 2011, 22:22
Yo momma so fat, it took Arceus 100 years to create her.
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Post by: spritey on May 20, 2011, 03:16
Yo mama so fat, even Protect can't block her Body Slams.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 20, 2011, 23:48
Yo momma so fat, she destroys every copy of double team with one slam.
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Post by: lugia95 on May 20, 2011, 23:50
Yo momma so stupid, she's still looking for rule 20.
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Post by: spritey on May 21, 2011, 00:23
Yo mama so fat, when she uses Earthquake, the entire planet cracks in half!
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Post by: aer_dingus on May 21, 2011, 00:45
how about you so ugly,  yo momma chose to take a Mr. Mime Jr. home instead of you!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: spritey on May 21, 2011, 00:48
Yo mama is so ugly, Trubbish welcomes her to live in the dumpster with him.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 21, 2011, 00:52
Yo momma so ugly, Golbat wouldn't touch her neck.

Golbat wouldn't touch her with Wolfman's teeth!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: spritey on May 21, 2011, 00:55
Yo mama so ugly, the only thing that Jirachi wished for was for her to go away.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 21, 2011, 10:32
Yo momma so fat, she gave up some of fat to make the legendaries and still has enough left over to make the next region's!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: spritey on May 21, 2011, 16:00
Yo mama so fat, she is the pokemon universe.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 21, 2011, 22:22
Yo momma so stupid, she ate the pokemon universe(herself).
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 21, 2011, 22:26
You mamma so epic,she beat Brock with a Charmander.

I wanted to be nice.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Gusparce on May 28, 2011, 22:40
Yo momma's so fat, Wailord sank when she used surf on him!
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 28, 2011, 22:55
Yo momma so fat, she got to the top of a Steelix after breaking every steel piece of it.
 
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Post by: Dracoandy666 on May 28, 2011, 22:59
Your momma so stupid, she thought False Swipe was when you missed an ATM machine with your card...
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 28, 2011, 23:01
Yo momma so fat, she is the reason Arceus no longer has 10,000 hands.
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Post by: Dracoandy666 on May 28, 2011, 23:03
Your momma so huge, she uses Dialga as a foot stool.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 28, 2011, 23:08
Yo momma so fat, she broke Dialga's neck and back when she tried to use him as a foot stool.
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Post by: spritey on May 29, 2011, 00:31
Yo mama so fat, her stomach is a giant Snorlax.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Gusparce on May 29, 2011, 02:10
Yo momm'as so fat the Snorlax point and yell "DAAAAAAMN.".
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 29, 2011, 02:13
Yo momma so fat, Snorlaxes can't point and yell "DAAAAAAMN" because they too busy laughing.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: spritey on May 29, 2011, 02:54
Yo mama so ugly, those Snorlaxes just barfed.
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Post by: kr9q on August 12, 2011, 05:16
Yo mama so round, she is now a Solosis.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 12, 2011, 21:49
Yo mommas so stupid, when she was supposesd to do a Pokemon joke, she did one about being a Urian. wtf?
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Post by: kr9q on August 12, 2011, 23:22
Uniran is the Japanese name for Solosis. I'll change it so everyone knows what I mean.

Yo mama so thin she got a job as Sudowodo's twig.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 13, 2011, 00:16
Yo mama so tupid, she thinks pokeblocks are where pokehouses are.
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Post by: kr9q on August 13, 2011, 00:18
Yo mama so stupid she followed a Litwick.
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Post by: spritey on August 13, 2011, 01:19
Yo mama so ugly, Kangaskhan put its paws over its kid's eyes and told it not to look at her.
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Post by: Emploneon on August 13, 2011, 03:16
Yo momma so fat, a Chandelure couldn't drain her.
Yo momma so big, she doesn't need a surf Pokemon. She walks through the ocean.
Yo momma so ugly, she killed Arceus just by staring.
Yo momma so big, she doesn't go through mountains, she steps over them.
Yo momma so dumb, she uses Electrodes as Pokeballs.
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Post by: kr9q on August 13, 2011, 03:41
Yo mama so stupid she thought Unown was the REAL alphabet.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on August 13, 2011, 19:38
Yo momma so stupid, she gave Lucario a hug after it won a battle
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Post by: spritey on August 14, 2011, 02:19
Yo mama so so ugly, she can't use Attract.
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Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 14, 2011, 13:26
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Garbodor was attractive(even though it didnt use attract)
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on August 14, 2011, 19:27
Yo momma so stupid and fat, she used Swallow on Garbodor.
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Post by: Dracon on August 18, 2011, 16:18
Yo Momma is so ugly, she made Dunsparce go blind.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 27, 2011, 00:05
Yo momma's so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind!
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Post by: spritey on August 27, 2011, 00:21
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Brock's eyes are shut.
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Post by: tipsyGnostalgic on August 27, 2011, 20:09
Your mother is so fat that you need to get that checked out before she has a heart attack. I am concerned for your mother.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on September 01, 2011, 04:53
Yo momma so fat when gothorita saw she she couldnt see anything but...
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Post by: Sizacu on September 01, 2011, 05:47
Your mother is so nice, she puts Chanseys and Blisseys alike to shame!

.. I did that wrong, didn't I?
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Post by: spritey on September 06, 2011, 03:01
Yo mama so fat, even a Master Ball fails to catch her.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on September 06, 2011, 09:49
Yo momma so fat, it took an extra large Heavy Ball to get just one shake on her.
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Post by: spritey on September 06, 2011, 16:40
Yo mama so gross, she enjoys eating Caterpie droppings.
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Post by: kr9q on September 14, 2011, 22:57
Yo mama so weird she eats weedle wih the poison in them!
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Post by: spritey on September 15, 2011, 19:08
Yo mama so stupid, she fell for Sudowoodo's odd tree disguise.
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Post by: The Entertainer on September 16, 2011, 06:40
Yo mama's so ugly a Chandelure wouldn't wanna trap her.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on September 16, 2011, 15:55
Yo momma so ugly, no pokemon will EVER you use Mean Look on her.
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Post by: spritey on September 16, 2011, 23:09
Yo mama so fat, she can't be switched out.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on September 16, 2011, 23:40
Yo momma so fat, it's impossible to fit her in storage.
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Post by: spritey on September 16, 2011, 23:46
Yo mama is so fat, Delibird didn't give any food to her.
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Post by: The Entertainer on September 18, 2011, 18:52
Yo mammas so fat, Rare Candies dont work on her.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on September 18, 2011, 20:34
Yo momma so fat, you had to use cheats just to make sure she wouldn't eat all your rare candies.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on September 19, 2011, 00:19
That wasn't a Snorlax Plusle and Minun were jumping on in Pokemon Ranger.
That was your mother.
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Post by: Mondo Oowada on September 19, 2011, 00:36
Yo mamma so stupid, she challenged Uxie to a staring contest!
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Post by: The Entertainer on September 19, 2011, 05:16
Yo mama's so disgustingly ugly, she's the reason professors ask if you're a boy or girl at the beginning of the game.
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Post by: spritey on September 19, 2011, 22:11
Yo mama so fat, Game Freak renamed Snorlax after your mom.
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Post by: Mondo Oowada on September 26, 2011, 20:35
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-youremommassofat.jpg)
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Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 12, 2011, 18:20
Yo momma so stupid she threw a masterball at a pidgey
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 13, 2011, 02:33
Yo momma's so stupid she thought the Bad Idea Bears from Avenue Q always had good ideas!
Your momma's as gifted as a broken iPod!
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Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 13, 2011, 20:52
Your momma so fat, in gen 4 games when she gets on the scale with a steelix, the steelix goes flying and never comes back
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 13, 2011, 22:20
Your momma's so fat she makes Snorlax look anorexic!
Your momma's so mean Primape looks like an angel!
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Post by: spritey on October 13, 2011, 23:55
Yo mama so fat that when Ditto will try to use Transform near her, it will expand and explode.
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Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 14, 2011, 14:35
Yo momma, Is Soooo ugly, and Soooo Stupid, she uses a Muk For Makeup
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on October 14, 2011, 17:04
You don't need the national dex to find your mother.
She's already world wide.
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Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 15, 2011, 12:42
And when you do put your mom in the Dictionary, the same thing as missingno happens
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Post by: Inferna on October 15, 2011, 20:49
Yo momma so smelly even muk is disgusted by her.
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Post by: kr9q on October 15, 2011, 21:05
Yo mama so hungry she beat a Munxlax at an eating contest.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on October 15, 2011, 22:12
Yo momma so stupid, she released Blastoise into the wild because it had a hole in it.
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Post by: spritey on October 15, 2011, 23:01
Yo mama so ugly, Zoroark refuses to be disguised as her.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 16, 2011, 18:44
Yo momma's so scary even GHOST Pokemon are terrified of her!
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Post by: yukithewhitewolf on October 16, 2011, 18:47
Yo mama so Ugly she gives Darkrai Nightmares
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Post by: spritey on October 18, 2011, 22:58
Yo mama so ugly her pokedex entry says "Your mom, the ugly pokemon."
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Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on October 24, 2011, 23:30
crap i have a funny one but it has nothing to do with pokemon  :mad:
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Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 25, 2011, 16:21
Your mom so fat when she stands on Mt. silver it becomes Flat
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Post by: TheFallenOne on October 27, 2011, 06:12
Yo Mama so Ugly ditto refuses to transform into her.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 27, 2011, 11:09
Your momma's so stupid that sometimes she forgets how to breathe!
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Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 29, 2011, 22:03
That's not Pokemon Related but whatever

Yo Momma so fat and Lazy it makes Slaking look like a body builder.
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Post by: Specstile on November 17, 2011, 00:33
Yo mommas so stupid, she used a diamond pickaxe instead of an escape rope
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Post by: sans the skeleton on November 19, 2011, 16:23
Yo momma so jelly, she made bulbasaur look red!
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 25, 2011, 21:43
Your momma's so fat that whenever Kyogre or Groudon use their weather changing abilities on her, they only can either soak or overheat half of her at a time!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Gusparce on December 04, 2011, 17:25
Your momma's so fat, Wailord said "Daaaaaaaamn.".
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Post by: spritey on May 08, 2012, 23:43
Yo mom so fat she clogs the Name Rater's database.
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Post by: hermesguy on May 09, 2012, 00:31
Yo momma so stupid, she's seen every single legendary pokemon and hasn't even tried to catch one!

... Oh wait, that's Ash :|

So true, so true. The noob has also released 2 shinies.
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Post by: SapphireUmbreon01 on May 09, 2012, 00:47
Yo mama sooo ugly, she don't need no repel!
*ba dum tss*
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on May 09, 2012, 01:31
You momma's so ugly that she's the ONLY thing Chuck Norris WON'T roundhouse kick!!!!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Draghost999 on June 09, 2012, 04:21
Your mom's so stupid she gives you a Captain hat and a jigglypuff suit for your birthday.
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Post by: roysde456 on August 20, 2012, 04:38
yo mamma so ugly that she made regice melt
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Post by: Mondo Oowada on August 20, 2012, 13:48
I know this isn't Pokemon related, but whatever. Cookies to whoever gets it, since not everyone will.
Yo mamma's so slow, she makes ProtonJon's update scedule look lightning fast.
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Post by: roysde456 on August 20, 2012, 20:22
yo mamma so fat she made snorlax look like the skinniest thing ever
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 24, 2012, 14:12
Your momma's SOOOOOOOOO trashy not even New Jersey wants her! (No offense, New Jersey!)
Your momma's so stupid she thought Litwick was a candle and teied to blow it out!
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Post by: roysde456 on August 25, 2012, 19:22
yo mamma so stupid,she thought dusknoir was whering a coustume and tried to pull it off,then dusknoir shoved her into the mouth on his belly
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 27, 2012, 13:54
Your momma's so stupid she thinks American Idol is a religious show!

Your momma's so boring that she makes watching a Slaking more entertaining!
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Post by: roysde456 on August 27, 2012, 18:41
yo momma so fat she made jirachis hidden eye burst open and say "really?"
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: sans the skeleton on August 27, 2012, 22:12
Yo momma so ugly, she caused all of the fossils to revive just to run away from her.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 29, 2012, 14:25
You're momma's SOOOOOO ugly that she made a Blissey faint when it looked at her!
Yor momma is so clumsy she dropped a Shellos with Stick Hold!
Your momma's SOOOOO stupid that she thought Trubbish was a garbage bag and when she tried to throw it put, it used Explosion!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Mondo Oowada on August 29, 2012, 17:42
Yo mamma so weak, False Swipe CAN finish her off!
Yo mamma so fat, Sheer Cold doesn't even work on her!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: roysde456 on August 29, 2012, 18:04
yo mamma so ugly that she made grotle go in its shell when it looked at her
yo mamma so stupid she messed with a magikarp then it evolved and at her
gyarados:MMMMMmmm...stupid yo mamma
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Post by: Petzbreeder on August 30, 2012, 13:43
Yo mammas so short, she makes Diglett look tall!
Yo mammas so angry, she can overpower a Rayquaza using Outrage!
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Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on August 31, 2012, 17:32
 Yo mommas so unsatisfying it makes the daycare ditto seductive.
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Post by: roysde456 on November 26, 2012, 04:08
Yo mommas so slow,she makes a slowbro look fast
Yo mommas so loud she can make an never awakening snorlax with one SCREAM!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 26, 2012, 12:11
Your momma's so ugly that even a Feebas looks prettier than her!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Draghost999 on February 24, 2013, 20:44
Yo momma is so fat that the Name Rater said to her, "Wow, you're fatter than me, my mother, and America combined!"

Yo momma so fat that when someone throws a Heavy Ball at her, it doesn't catch, it gets swallowed in her fat!

Yo momma so fat that when Joeno slams his banhammer on her, it bounces back and hits him in the face.

Yo momma so skinny that Sudowoodo falls in love thinking that she's a wooden stick.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: OpallapO on February 26, 2013, 20:34
Yo momma so fat it took Scyther three hours to find her good side.
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Post by: NTN on July 23, 2013, 05:25
Yo momma so fat Slaking and Snorlax were originally based off her, but their original sprites were too big for the screen.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 23, 2013, 11:22
Your momma's SO ugly that when Uxie looked at her, it wanted to erase its OWN memory!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 23, 2013, 13:46
your mom is so fat, snorlax and plakia combined look anorexic compared to her.
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Post by: Mr. Apple on July 23, 2013, 14:21
yo mommas so fat, when someone used fissure, she didnt fall, she just got stuck!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 23, 2013, 14:23
Your mom is so common, a magikarp is rare compared to her
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: NTN on July 24, 2013, 08:21
Yo momma is so fat, Ditto struggles to transform into her.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 24, 2013, 14:03
Yo mamma is such a derp, bidoof fell in love with her.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 24, 2013, 14:47
Yo momma is so crazy even Mike Tyson on an acid trip looks calm in comparison!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 24, 2013, 14:54
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to capture a magikarp with a master ball and failed
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: NTN on July 25, 2013, 00:33
Yo momma is so crazy even Mike Tyson on an acid trip looks calm in comparison!

Yo momma is so stupid, she's more stupid than you forgetting to read the topic since these are supposed to be Pokémon related.

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to capture a magikarp with a master ball and failed

Yo momma is so ugly, and I mean soooooooooooooooo ugly, that I'd rather look at Gyrados from Gen III.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 25, 2013, 00:45
yo mamma so ugly, I'd rather look at an infernape's backside
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: NTN on July 25, 2013, 00:48
Yo momma so stupid, she's more stupid than you copying my I'd-rather format! :D

Which is Pokémon-related cause you're technically a Blaziken.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 25, 2013, 00:49
Yo momma is so dumb, she used copycat on splash
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: NTN on July 25, 2013, 00:53
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was reincarnated as a Yamask, she threw her own face away.

*Look up Yamask's Pokedex entry. :D
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 25, 2013, 00:57
yo momma is so terrible at cooking, it was the only time ever that a munchlax didn't eat everything in sight
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: NTN on July 25, 2013, 01:02
Yo momma is so fat, and I mean sooooooooooooooo fat, she barely makes it out of KFB alive. They want all that Blaziken meat on her. :D
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 25, 2013, 01:37
Yo momma is so dumb, she kept making insulting blaziken jokes, and got flat out burned by one.

Not really

Yo mamma so skinny, she makes a pichu look obese
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: NTN on July 25, 2013, 03:40
Yo momma is so fat and ugly, when she appears in the wild she's labeled as "Garbodor."
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 25, 2013, 03:57
yo mamma so stupid, when she put a pink coat on, a box below her appeared saying "A wild slowpoke appeared!"
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on July 28, 2013, 23:09
Yo mamas so fat, she blocks Snorlax's path.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on July 28, 2013, 23:10
Yo momma's so fat, she went swimming and her Splash attack did damage.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 29, 2013, 01:20
Yo momma's so fat, she went swimming and her Splash attack did damage.

That's a good one!

Yo momma so hungry, she out ate an army of snorlaxes
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on August 02, 2013, 22:49
TUB OF LARD is evolving!

....

Congratulations! TUB OF LARD evolved into YO MOMA!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on August 03, 2013, 00:06
Yo Momma such a failure, after blaziken came out in Hoenn, she tried to be infernape, and was worse than infernape.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on August 03, 2013, 07:43
Yo mama's so fat, when she uses Body Slam, it turns into an Earthquake.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 03, 2013, 12:13
Yo momma is so stupid she tried to plug an iPod into a Pikachu!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on August 03, 2013, 12:35
Yo momma so fat she put on a blue coat and everyone thought a wild Wailord appeared.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on August 03, 2013, 13:40
Yo momma so weak, a lv. 1 magikarp beat her.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 04, 2013, 01:52
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to sneak up on a Girafarig and its tail bit her!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: NTN on August 04, 2013, 01:55
Yo momma so fat, Heavy Balls gravitate toward her.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on August 04, 2013, 02:18
yo momma is such garbage, Garbodor fell in love with her.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: glash101 on August 04, 2013, 03:35
Yo momma so stupid she went to battle a level 0 Magikarp,and used teleport.She teleported herself inside Magikarp's stomach.Magikarp says "MMmmmm that was a good Yo momma!"
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Mondo Oowada on August 04, 2013, 03:52
Yo mamma so fat, she jumped into a lake and the Gyarados there are still angry.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 04, 2013, 14:05
You momma's so ugly she's the reason Zubat has no eyes!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on August 04, 2013, 14:16
yo momma is so stupid, she traded an uber blaziken for a magikarp.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on August 04, 2013, 22:03
Yo momma's so fat she tripped over a Wailord.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 04, 2013, 22:23
Yo momma's so fat when she tried to Surf of a Wailord it sank!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on August 04, 2013, 22:30
Yo momma's so ugly, when she uses Leer, the opponent dies.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 05, 2013, 00:17
Yo momma's so ugly Dusklops took one look at her and then sucked ITSELF into its black hole!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: glash101 on August 05, 2013, 01:43
Yo momma so ugly she makes Muk look like a Role Model.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on August 05, 2013, 01:45
Yo momma's so fat, her 'blubber' stops Sheer Cold from getting one hit k.os.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on August 05, 2013, 01:52
Yo momma so ugly, she melted regice.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: glash101 on August 05, 2013, 02:12
Yo momma so Gorgeous she made Blissey look like the ugliest thing ever.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: NTN on August 05, 2013, 03:15
Yo momma so fat, she is a Wailord.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on August 05, 2013, 03:19
yo momma is so stupid, she thought sudowodo was a grass type.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: glash101 on August 05, 2013, 03:57
Yo momma so Fat she uses body slam and squashes the earth.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on August 12, 2013, 22:51
Yo momma so fat, she is a Wailord.

No, you momma is so fat, she is wailord.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: NTN on August 13, 2013, 09:52
Yo momma so fat, she's the new region.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on August 13, 2013, 13:58
Yo momma so skinny, a psychic type pokemon only has to look at her and she floats.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: glash101 on August 15, 2013, 17:39
Yo momma so Stupid,she thought Pelliper was a recycling bin
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on November 08, 2013, 18:13
(Yeah imma just resurrect this because this used to be extremely popular AND absolutely hilarious)

Yo mama's so fat she wore a blue raincoat and people threw pokeballs at her yelling "WILD WAILORD APPEARED!"
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 08, 2013, 20:52
Your momma's voice is SOOOOOO annoying that Espurr and Meowstic don't keep their ears shut to control their powers but to avoid listening to her!

You Momma's so ugly Pumpkaboo refuses to Trick-Or-Treat with her!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on November 08, 2013, 21:02
Yo mamas so stupid she challenged Espurr to a staring contest.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 09, 2013, 00:33
Your Momma's so stupid she saw Scraggy's skin falling down that she tried to sew the skin to its body and Scraggy punched her!

Your Momma's so stupid she tried to open a door with a Klefki.

Your Momma's so fat she when she got on a Lapras it swam only SIX inches before it sank and started to drown!

Your Momma's so stupid she thought Hawlucha was wearing a mask and when she pulled on the head Hawlucha used Brick Break on her!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: NTN on November 09, 2013, 08:39
Yo momma so slow she's still stuck playing Gen 5 and she don't know what the hell a Hawlucha, Pumpkaboo, Klefki, and Espurr is.

Yo momma so damn stupid, and I mean SOOOOO damn stupid, she thought Medicham's legs were boobs!

And then she got thirsty...
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 09, 2013, 10:15
Your Momma's SOOOOO stupid that she whenever someone uses the phrase "one night stand" she thinks they are talking about furniture!

Your Momma's so pathetic she makes Brock failure at asking Nurse Joy on a date look like success.

Your Momma is so stupid she thought Skrelp was actually seaweed and tried to make sushi with it!

Your Momma's such a klutz that a Spinda carrying a tray of delicate wine glasses full of nitroglycerin look graceful!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 18, 2013, 20:35
You momma so dumb that she thought the fox from "What Does the Fox Say?" was delphox.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on November 18, 2013, 20:44
Yo mama's so fat even the Master Ball can't hold her.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 18, 2013, 21:00
Yo mamma's so ugly that she signed up for a lickilicky impression contest, and was turned down for being too good at it.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 24, 2013, 18:56
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to a ride Rhyhorn in the water!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on December 24, 2013, 21:21
Yo mama's so fat her Mega Evolution used Heavy Slam and destroyed earth.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Ghost-Ex on April 27, 2014, 03:52
Okay, if you know how to make yo momma jokes, then make it ANY Pokemon (Even Pokemon characters, place, etc. too. :3) joke with mother, though. :3

I'll start...

Your mama so fat, even Machamp couldn't lift her.

yo mamas so fat that her splash atack does damage
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Delicious_Scout on May 04, 2014, 22:40
Your mother happens to be so fat that she actually was given one hundred space characters in her name just to fit her required number of kilocalories AND her fat name.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Petzbreeder on June 15, 2014, 22:05
Hey, Cubone!
Yo momma's so..... DEAD!

Yo momma's so fat she can't wear shorts, even though she still thinks they're comfortable and easy to wear!

Yo momma's so fat, she weighs OVER 9000 pounds!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on June 15, 2014, 22:07
Yo momma so fat she used splash and the planet split in two.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Delicious_Scout on June 15, 2014, 22:42
Your mother happens to be of such a flithy and sexual nature that she makes love to Ditto... without any of them using transform.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on July 31, 2014, 10:56
Yo momma's so ugly that when she was cutting down trees in a forrest full of Trevenant, they actively threw her out so they wouldn't have to look at her for all eternity!

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to eat Swirlix!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 17, 2014, 16:16
Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Delicious_Scout on October 17, 2014, 16:20
Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck!

You... you have responded to yourself. Even if you don't have a mother, this is committing sudoku.

In any case…

Your mother befalls to be so fat that she can OHKO Physically Defensive 100% of the times with Heavy Slam!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 18, 2014, 18:49
Yo momma so ugly that when uxie opened its eyes to look at her, it lost its memory.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 18, 2014, 20:00
You momma's so ugly that even Muk are repulsed by her!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 18, 2014, 20:05
Yo momma so fat that the pillsbury doughboy and lickilicky look anemic compared to her.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 18, 2014, 20:10
Your momma's so ugly that when a Phantump and Gourgeist looks at her, they scream and die of a heart attack!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 18, 2014, 20:14
Yo Momma so stupid that she doesn't even need confuse ray to confuse her.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 18, 2014, 20:20
Your momma's so stupid that she tried looking for Groudon to catch it in Sapphire!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 18, 2014, 20:24
Yo Momma so stupid that she thought that poliwag was a squirrel!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on October 18, 2014, 23:56
Yo Momma so stupid she tried hugging a Ferrothorn
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: E.C.A.M.B.S. on October 18, 2014, 23:56
Yo momma so fat that she measures even longer than the stack of captions I submit for every Caption Contest.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 19, 2014, 00:23
Yo momma so dumb that she traded her Shiny Arceus for a patrat!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Delicious_Scout on October 19, 2014, 00:29
↑ That is smart because Shiny Arceus are illegal.

Your mother happens to be so Naïve that she had sex with a stork to have a baby.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: E.C.A.M.B.S. on October 19, 2014, 00:36
Yo momma so ugly that she scares the Ghost away in Pokemon Tower.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 19, 2014, 01:04
Yo momma so fat that Snorlax says "Dammmmnnnnn"
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 19, 2014, 01:10
Your momma's so ugly that Hydreigon refuses to attack her during one of its rampages!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 19, 2014, 22:14
Yo momma so ugly, I say so ugly, that both Feebas, Stunfisk and Natalie Portman look like attractive models compared to her!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Neotenens on November 26, 2014, 03:12
Yo momma so ugly, I say so ugly, that both Feebas, Stunfisk and Natalie Portman look like attractive models compared to her!

Damn. That's ugly.

Yo momma so stupid that Slowpoke finished a test before her.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: E.C.A.M.B.S. on November 28, 2014, 03:14
Yo mama so ugly that a Ditto explodes when it uses Transform on her
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 28, 2014, 03:18
Yo momma so fat that Primal Kyogre looks skinny.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: E.C.A.M.B.S. on November 28, 2014, 03:21
Yo momma so fat that I store my Pokemon inside her
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Neotenens on November 28, 2014, 05:09
You momma so fat, heavy slam doesn't affect her.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: E.C.A.M.B.S. on November 28, 2014, 09:49
Yo momma so fat, she's the meteor that Prof. Cozmo saw in the Delta Episode.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 28, 2014, 12:11
Your momma's so stupid, she thought Vanillite was a Mega Stone!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: E.C.A.M.B.S. on November 29, 2014, 22:40
Yo momma so fat, 154,789 Wailmer evolved inside her and all she did was burp.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Delicious_Scout on November 29, 2014, 22:53
Yo mamma so fat and stinky that Muk mega evolves everytime it approaches her!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Lorekeeper Higana on January 16, 2015, 04:04
Your mom's so fat, Sheer Cold does half damage on her!

Your mom's so fat, she steps onto the scale and the Primal Groudon knocks Deoxys out of orbit!

Your mom's so fat, she's banned from using Heat Crash!

Your mom's so stupid, she thought it was Articuno, Gyarados, and Moltres!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Mockery for One on February 06, 2015, 21:39
Your mother is so relentless, the fact alone puts a Dustox to shame...
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Dorchadas on February 10, 2015, 18:02
Yo Momma so ugly even Ditto can't tap that.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on March 22, 2015, 12:22
Your momma's so ugly that when Diancie made her some diamonds, the Pokemon started to cry because your momma had managed to make them look ugly!

Your momma's so stupid she thinks Meteor Mash is the outer space version of the sitcom!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 22, 2015, 12:34
Your momma's so stupid she thinks Meteor Mash is the outer space version of the sitcom!

↑ 10 points for Gryffindor due to this great joke.

Yo mamma's'o'stooped, her model'f ideal woman's Natalie Portman!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 22, 2015, 15:16
Yo momma smells so bad, when she farts, she doesn't fart, she uses poison gas.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Dorchadas on March 23, 2015, 04:09
Yo momma so ugly, Jynx said DAMN.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Kitt on March 23, 2015, 16:53
Yo momma so fat she can beat Snorlax in both a sleeping and eating contest.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 23, 2015, 20:10
Yo momma so slow, that when her, Internet Explorer and a slowpoke tried to run a race, she still lost.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Dorchadas on March 23, 2015, 20:11
Yo momma so slow, that when her, Internet Explorer and a slowpoke tried to run a race, she still lost.

I'm sorry, but you've won. Lock the topic, shut it down, no more. The winner has been chosen.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 23, 2015, 20:18
*Bows*

Yo momma so dumb, when she heard the "I pikachu in the shower" joke, she called the cops.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Dorchadas on March 23, 2015, 20:41
Yo momma's so stupid, she can forget HMs.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 23, 2015, 21:45
Your mother befalls to be excedingly portly; in fact, so much that her HP stat is greater than Blissey's, causing the game to crash (although some say it is her sheer presence and weight what deprives the game of working).
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 23, 2015, 22:09
^Yo momma so stupid, she looked up lucario pictures without safe search on!(I know someone who did it by mistake, just don't, ok?)

Yo momma's so stupid, she can forget HMs.

Yo momma's so stupid that she forgot that pokemon can forget HM's because of the move deleter
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on March 24, 2015, 01:07
Yo momma's so stupid that when she and a Rhyhorn were given copies of the SAT, the Rhyhorn scored a 200 out of 2400 but she got a 0.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Dorchadas on March 24, 2015, 02:18
Your mother is of such exceeding stature and girth that when she perambulated out of her abode she collapsed the roof of my secret base.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Mockery for One on March 25, 2015, 22:21
Your mother is so bipolar, she's been mistaken for Lisia!!

I like to believe Lisia is somewhat bipolar-ish...
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Kitt on March 26, 2015, 00:29
Yo momma so ugly when Feebas saw her it instantly evolved into Milotic realizing it was much more beautiful.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on June 23, 2015, 19:13
Yo momma so dumb that she thought magikarp could actually use magic spells.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SgtNyan on July 30, 2015, 03:34
Yo mama so fat, you need a pokeflute to get her off of the road.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 07, 2015, 01:20
Your momma'a so fat that even Snorlax get sucked into orbit around her!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: The name master on October 05, 2015, 17:49
Yo's momma's so ugly, Jigglypuff made sure it's cute charm didn't work!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 05, 2015, 21:25
Yo momma's so weak that Sunkern beat her up just to take money from her!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: The name master on November 01, 2015, 18:10
Groudon had hair like Yo' momma's, which is why he was happy when he went bald!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: The name master on November 13, 2015, 19:48
Yo' Momma's so fat, even Rayquaza couldn't take off using fly.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 15, 2015, 22:28
Mind combining those 2 posts together? That would be great, thanks.

Yo momma's so fat, her and the wailord I was going to compare her to should both be concerned because diabetes is a huge epidemic in U.S.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: The name master on January 01, 2016, 20:47
Yo' Momma's so fat, if she was a pokemon, Wailord wouldn't be the biggest pokemon.
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 10, 2016, 21:50
Yo momma is so hideou that when ever she walks outside Zygarde appears in 100% Forme because she is a threat to the environment!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: E.C.A.M.B.S. on February 09, 2016, 21:28
IGN rated yo momma 7.8/10 "Too much fat" ;)
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 09, 2016, 23:29
Your momma is so fat that even Sir-Mix-A-Lot don't like her butt!
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: The name master on March 04, 2016, 13:52
What's the difference between a Wailord and Yo' Momma?

About ten pounds! ;)
Title: Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on June 20, 2017, 15:08
Your momma is soooooooo stupid that she voted for a Donald! But it wasn't Donald Trump. It was Donald DUCK!