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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1575 on: March 05, 2016, 10:03 »
i missed my mouth with my tea and now i have cleavage tea


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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1576 on: March 05, 2016, 13:11 »
Should be well into my training for Peru by now but I haven't even started yet.
I've never been to the gym before though and I don't want to go on my own so my friend said she'd go with me but she just keeps putting it off and it's really annoying.

Anyway, I'm gonna go for a hike on my own today. That should be... Fun.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1577 on: March 05, 2016, 16:14 »
i missed my mouth with my tea and now i have cleavage tea
cleavage tea made me laugh really hard for like 5 minutes and im not sure why but thank u 4 that

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1578 on: March 05, 2016, 18:39 »
my middle brother only lived about 4 hours and i think my mum still cares more about his achievements than mine oops should have been a boy should have been named alexander should have been dark and mild and devoid of any spark should just have been the little boy she wanted to have and not the mentally ill gay little girl but ya know what can u do


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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1579 on: March 05, 2016, 18:40 »
I want to go to the cinema, but my stupid parents are saying "nah, you're got revision" basically what you're saying is "oh, sorry! We don't want you to go out and enjoy yourself for a couple of hours, we want you to die of boredom by revising in your weekend."

You know what I want to say to them? "stuff you! I'm moving away, getting my own place!"
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1580 on: March 05, 2016, 18:55 »
My mom keeps badgering me about my chores, but when it comes to something she needs to do, she keeps putting it off and acts like we're the ones pestering her when we ask her about it.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1581 on: March 06, 2016, 02:01 »
 I'm annoyed because I can't say why I'm annoyed without potentially costing someone their job since I can't be the only one frustrated by this if it gets attention it could actually cause friction.


 Might have gotten myself a date by telling someone I have a grand to blow through. It was a joke since I told my friend how this lass was really money-orientated and lost interest in me because she thought I didn't have money.

 Like, I don't really like this lass because she's really up herself and says things that really rub me the wrong way tbh. I don't like rating people's looks because I'm a sucker for personality but she's not exactly the most attractive woman around but has the personality of Kim Kardashian.

 Don't get me wrong, I'm not the best looking guy and have a personality that's like paint stripper but at least I'm humble and kind-hearted.

 
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1582 on: March 07, 2016, 03:56 »
I can't get my glasses clean no matter what I try and i'm getting increasingly irritated.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1583 on: March 07, 2016, 14:58 »
somehow i got a massive bleach spot on my favorite sweater and i think unless i can find a matching sharpie marker its a goner :(

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1584 on: March 07, 2016, 17:19 »
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1585 on: March 07, 2016, 21:03 »
Nothing makes me feel as grown up as making it to the gym after work. Not working full time, not having my own flat, nothing. It's being miserable for that extra 45 minutes after work that make me feel like I'm not a total failure.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1586 on: March 07, 2016, 21:05 »
i am so exhausted ive helped coordinate 2 different rehearsals today on three hours sleep one of which consisted of 11 year olds


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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1587 on: March 08, 2016, 00:51 »
It's the Cheltenham races next week which means it's gonna be absolutely chockablocka here for a full five days & that could be really good for street collections but our challenge leader won't hand out our permits to collect on public property in Cheltenham? It really sucks because I don't have lectures next week so I could literally street collect five days straight and I'd get hundreds because it's just drunk rich Irish men & St Patrick's day which means they literally throw money away??
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« Reply #1588 on: March 08, 2016, 01:02 »
Just as the family drama started to die down, it just got brought back up in a deep way and I am 1000% done with it.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1589 on: March 08, 2016, 02:23 »
This sounds silly, but I have felt uncomfortable about consuming food lately because I think of those in the world who go hungry. Maybe it's because I haven't worked this year and feel like I haven't earned my share, or it's because all my life I've been told that people in third world countries suffer more than I do (not necessarily true)