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Title: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Basskat on May 19, 2010, 12:46
MODS - I didn't know whether to put this in Random Randomness or Forum Games, despite the fact that this isn't a game, but yeh.

Basically, in this thread you can say whatever you want to say to whoever you want, be it your parents, friends, girlfriend, or an apology, a vent, or anything you want to say to someone, but for whatever reason can't say in real life, say it here.

Don't reply to anything anyone says just read and appreciate.

This isn't a place for 'omg whats happening hun' or whatever, just a place to say your bit to the peole you cant say it to. If you HAVE to ask/talk to someone about their post, then PM them about it.

As ever, observe the rules! (http://pkmn.net/?action=content&page=viewpage&id=3304)

EDIT: I (presumably so do the Mods and Admins) also expect a kind of Four-Walls pact, i.e. what is said in here, stays in here. I don't want to see/hear about people going "LOL XXX PERSON HATEZ HER MOM!!!" or other similar nastiness. I may have to lock the thread if that happens, and the person reported.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on May 19, 2010, 14:14
oh cool

james - i can't stoip lusting after you. dropping hints obviously isn't getting to you, so here goes: i want to do sick things with you and i want to do it now.
btw the amount of times you've asked me if i'm single and i've replied 'yeah and i'd like to change that' is ridiculous. seriously nobody is that bad at taking hints.

krissa - i do care, i'm just sick of your bullcrap. i'm sick of pre teen girls thinking suicide is the coolest thing ever. you're amazing and i'd risk a friendship to make you feel better, but you know by now I AM NOT GOING TO SUGAR COAT ANYTHING. i'm sick of your pre-teen angst and i think you should get over it since it's obviously just for ateention now. hannah loves you, just try and respect her for it because if you  keep going with this, you're going to lose everyone, then you'll know what i meant when i told you that lonliness is a horrible feeling.
tell skyler to back off btw.

self - i'm proud of you.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: BlackStatic on May 20, 2010, 11:18
Here goes...
To my many years of schooling, which have done nothing for my benefit in life. Which degraded, patronised and destroyed my motivation since I first set foot in your grounds eight years ago. Whom pretended to care, whose acts of sympathy were but a forgery designed for your own benefit. Those of you whom are too clueless to understand the depression in a young woman's failing ambitions, and continue to live your ignorant lives without a care.
To those enemies who made my life a living hell, and discriminated against me for your own pleasure. Whom I've wanted to tear to shreds, watch suffering in their guilt. Gloat at as they fail to make something out of my fury. Whom I hate with true passion, and will never forgive to this very day.
To the father who can't understand his own daughter's insecurity, desires and dreams. Who ignores her cries for help, clueless to her mistrust of you. Who gives her everything, but never what she truely wanted. To the mother, who tries so hard to create what's best, yet ignores my heartbroken plea.
To my wonderfull sister, who is always there for me and understands how I feel, yet hasn't seen the tears I cry for your pain. To my brother, the one I look up to when I need strength. To my aunt, whom reassured me to stay true to who I am.
To the friends who over this long distance and time have always been so close to me, always understood, always accepted me and known me from the start of this sad tormenting life. Whom I care about even more than my family... whom I call my real family.
To the beautiful woman I love so dearly, who has always been there for me and reassured my denial, always been there to let me shed my tears on, the only one on this cursed planet who can truely make me happy.
I have one question, and I want the truth. And nothing but the truth.
Why have I let myself come to this?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on May 20, 2010, 15:36
ugh umm i need to do this gosh... this is for people that i've hurt at one point or another: i'm sorry.
i don't have an excuse for it, i'm just sorry. idc if you accept it or not but yeah just know i'm sorry.


also james could you please show up today i miss you and i wasn't lying the first time.

to myself... you did well today but honestly get it out of your head that today's the day you end it all because i'm afraid you're gonna actually do it soon even though you're doing so well please burn the rope
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 20, 2010, 21:13
Right I need to vent...
I have opened the front door too many times to be faced with a random person who I know either telling me that the dog has escaped or to bring him back. I live in an RAF housing estate and the fences are ancient. One little part rusts off and a dog will push the rest to the side and get out the garden. Currently there is three holes in my garden that has string to close it. If the people who run the estate just got off their fat butts and replace the fences we won't have dogs running loose. One day something is going to happen and someone will get hurt. Some dogs bark when they see people or they don't like people fussing them in a certain place and will snap at the person. At this time of year male dogs seem to be more defencive and it could lead to a fight between to dogs. People will get hurt and I don't want to sit on my but and wait for that day.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Tom™ on May 21, 2010, 02:15
The Guy with the white Sudan with a new jersey licence plate: You left your lights on.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Basskat on May 23, 2010, 11:08
UGH, why can't you get lost?!?!? You know I'm busy, and in pain, so why do you insist on disturbing with that hurtful crapola?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: BlackStatic on May 23, 2010, 11:21
I-I'm scared to go to school... terrified, even. I'm sick of just sitting against a cold stone wall all lunchtime, trying to give myself permanent hearing damage just to block out the sounds of these stupid ignorant bubbleheads and perverts asking me every single little question about my personal life. With NO consideration for privacy. When someone has their hair hanging in front of their face and the blandest most uninteresting hoodie on ever, it means they are a LONER and DON'T want to talk to you about "boyfriends". And to all you idiotic boys in that school: What part of lesbian don't you freakin' understand?! I WILL NOT give you a blowjob. Quit asking, and try putting your genitals in something that actually cares. As if trying to get work done was bad enough. I don't need your stupid hormonal crap being shoved in my face all the time.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: EMPIRE on May 23, 2010, 11:33
To Gemma Arterton:

Are you going to marry me or what!?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on May 23, 2010, 11:41
thanks for making me feel a little more out of place. i'm sorry my lifestyle isn't as filled with drink and drugs as yours, and sorry i like it that way. i didn't mean to offend you with the fact that i'm a little bit scared of those things. won't happen again.

oh and sorry for the black eye and bruised pride i gave you.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Paul200 on May 23, 2010, 13:02
Dear self, please stop worrying about everything, you're gonna be grey by the time you're 20. Also, give up on Tom. It'll never be okay with him again.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on May 23, 2010, 13:31
me - listen, you selfish little brat! Stop fretting over boys and what others think of you and concentrate on what matters; EXAMS DAMNIT!

sam - i love you and i can never have you *Sobs uncontrollably*
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Winston Payne on May 23, 2010, 13:37
To mum- Can you get some milk on your way back from work?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: August J. Stuffiman IV on May 23, 2010, 13:47
To the mysterious stranger: We met in the subway. I couldn't take my eyes off you. I couldn't get you out of my head. Everywhere I went, there you were. Then you got a restraining order against me. Why?!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on May 23, 2010, 22:47
To you - your boyfriend took you back, I got dumped, I did everything you asked, I defended you, I cared for you, I always offerred support, when we lived together I did all the house work, bills, cleaning, maintenance. Best friends as first years, closer than friends should be, lived together for three years and then you vanish without a goodbye.
Screw you then.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Milsap on May 23, 2010, 23:15
To me from 20 years in the future:

Look under your bed, there's a copy of Zoo and your collection of Private Eye magazines next to that bottle of Jack that you bought on your eighteenth birthday. That's how you know it's me

I know it's tough when you break up, and I know it doesn't seem fair, and write a thank you letter to Mr Siddle for putting up with your crap in history during KS4 that you know annoyed him that much. If you can track him down that is.

When you finally get back together with Elle, make sure your petrol tank is full. Actually, screw that, it all turns out great in the end.

Go back to your nan Millward's house the next time you're in Brum so you can finally say goodbye to the family home. Ask the new owners for a final look around if you have to. At least then you won't fell like you're about to cry every time you hear the song The Old Apartment.

Donate some bloody money to Stafford hospital. They saved your life and you owe your life to the NHS and you don't seem to give a crap about that. I know you pump all your disposable income into the Poppy Appeal and Cancer Research UK but for Christ's sake man, just remember who kept you alive and be 'kin thankful for it you sod.

PS: That's enough references to the Brad Paisley song Letter to Me, so ignore that I've ripped off the whole song to write this but take what I've said to heart. You're not a bad person, and you need to realise that.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ginrei on May 23, 2010, 23:22
Dear Claire of 2001,

Please listen to Mr. Murray when he tells you that you'll regret not picking Higher Art. But even if you still don't pick it, it's okay, it'll just take you a few years of being at a dead end to finally summon the courage to do what you've always loved.

Love Claire of 2010 :)

PS: Don't start dying your hair, no matter how pretty it might be!



Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Voltorb2005 on May 24, 2010, 00:05
A message to myself at the start of college:

1. Stop being so annoying if you dont want people to hate you
2. Dont trust ANYONE
3. Dont fancy x guys because they dont like you you're just gonna embarass yourself.
4. Dont rely on anyone for anything
5. Revise more

I just cant believe what a mess I've made of my social life this year; I really need to sort myself out before I go to uni if I dont want a repeat. :/
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Tom™ on May 24, 2010, 02:51
To the people who own the big historical house that we were about to buy: please put in house description "major basement flooding" and lower the price by about $100000.

To myself 3 weeks ago: practice "how to save a life" at least twice a day. ^^"

to me around september 7th: don't be a fool. And no matter how much your science treacher seems nice now, she's an evil witch that is queen (maybe king) of overworking. 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on May 24, 2010, 04:01
If you like me, like me. If you don't, I will learn to live with it. But don't play games with me, my fragile heart can't take it.

To mom: Less words actually isn't a bad thing. Try it sometime? =D

To me... grow the hell up. You know exactly what things are wrong with you, and you won't fix them. You're also way too sensitive. Even things people say here can hurt your feelings. Stop caring so much. You kinda annoy me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on May 24, 2010, 11:07
Hmmm... I don't think you get it really. There's a reason why I don't like it when you drink like that, and if you know it's a problem, why don't you do something about it, or at least try? I can't understand why you just let yourself carry on the way you do, and expect me to just accept that sometimes you come out with crap like that that just makes me question what I'm doing with you. It's never gonna get anywhere, I know. And don't you think I know that what you're saying probably is true, yeah. But at the end of the day I'm going to ignore it, aren't I? I don't care if I could do better, I don't want to.


Annnd... I still don't understand why you did that. Just because I sent you that card doesn't mean I'm gonna talk to you, it's not worth the grief after all that. I'm better than that.

Dear sun, please don't be so harsh on my poor back? I'm pretty sure it loves you =]

Mother Nature, I am not best pleased with you ]= Giving me pain and wasps in an exam and then pain and sunburn the next day!!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Turner on May 24, 2010, 14:27
Dear Turner,

You're doing great, keep it up (Y)

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: PiPlUp_94 on May 24, 2010, 18:17
I want to ask you out. I'm too scared though. It's not as if I don't know you, I've known you for the best part of 12 years. I'm worried what people will think though, because of what you do. I know you don't go the 'other way' - despite what people think, you've hinted that you've liked me before.
Just say those words and I'm yours.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Tom™ on May 24, 2010, 22:09
To Lila: <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333

<33333

<3

i like you
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: laironlover77 on May 25, 2010, 04:32
To various people I know:
Um, hey, there's this new thing they have out now, it's called "respecting other people's opinions", maybe you should try it sometime. ^^
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: BlackStatic on May 25, 2010, 09:38
To Bill Gates;
Maybe you might want to give Internet Explorer some actual protection from viruses, seeing as half my school week was RUINED trying to get rid of this malware.

To the inventor of malware;
Get screwed.

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Ledyba on May 25, 2010, 15:50
dear mr i'm to good to write all call my fans.  This'll be the last pacakge i'll ever send your ass.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby2 on May 25, 2010, 15:53
dear mr i'm to good to write all call my fans.  This'll be the last pacakge i'll ever send your ass.

it's been 6 months already and i don't deserve it?
i know you got my last two letters i wrote the addresses perfect
so this is my cassette i'm sending you i hope your hear it
i'm in the car right now i'm doing 90 on the freeway
-blah something about phil collins-

that's all I can remember xD
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ginrei on May 25, 2010, 16:48
Dear Sun,

Piss off.

Kindest regards, Claire.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Afro-Disiak on May 25, 2010, 20:13
Dear Sun,

Don't listen to her.

Love, Daniel
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on May 25, 2010, 20:20
Dear Sun,

Thank you for not burning the top part of my back when I was swimming today. Please kiss the rest of my back better =[

Loveee <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sappy on May 25, 2010, 20:22
Hey Sappy of a few minutes ago.

How are you?

Hope you're doing well. I am writing to inform you that you are about to reply to a post saying the following;

Hey Sappy.

How are you?

Hope you're doing well. I am writing to inform you that you are about to reply to a post saying the following;
Hey Sappy.

How are you?

Hope you're doing well. I am writing to inform you that you are about to reply to a post saying the following;

Hey Sappy.

How are you?

Hope you're doing well. I am writing to inform you that you are about to reply to a post saying the following;

WAITTTTT this could carry on forever!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby2 on May 26, 2010, 04:14
To myself, if you're going to have a nap, remember to put the alarm on next time. Don't do like you did yesterday and have a "nap" at 6:30pm and wake up at 3:30am ¬¬
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 26, 2010, 22:41
Note to self: make sure the Californian king snakes are well fed and make sure they don't escape (use tape if necessary) to avoid having them chewing on my jumper again.
P.s. always have a box in the corner for emergencies

To Peanut, the parrot. Thank for bing a pain it the butt. I would have a snake chewing my hand if you didn't try biting me every time I walked past. My reaction time is now a lot quicker.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 04, 2010, 00:58
Dear women please stop leaving the toilet seat down.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 04, 2010, 01:07
Dear school,

I hate you. Why do you torture me by getting me up so early? Please reconsider.

Roxxy

Dear brother,

Listen. I love you, but you are SO annoying sometimes. Please stop annoying me, or I will just get more and more depressed. "Be quiet" doesn't work. Maman, for some stupid silly reason won't let me say shut up, which worked. I don't know what to do...

Roxxy

Dear people of the world,

How do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

Roxxy

Dear Roxxy,

Censored swears are still swears, don't do it please.

GL
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Boggypete on September 04, 2010, 01:29
You're such a nice person and I was charmed from the moment we met, and although we've known each other for years I've never let on how I feel about you. I know I missed my chance to get closer to you, and I wish I could go back and do things differently, but I chickened out when the moment came and now I fear I won't get another moment like that at all. I hope that maybe I can let go and move on, or perhaps you feel the same way and I should try again, but whatever happens I hope that you won't break me apart in the process.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on September 04, 2010, 01:41
dear shawn,

i still like you and id like a signal if you like me back or not so you dont just keep me hanging there. trust me i wouldve loved to give up on you after over 6 months but i guess i cant huh. anyways, that would be quite rosy. thanks,

Liz


dear bridget,

 unfortunately those "anonymous" hate emails you sent me have your name on them. enjoy being screwed over while not knowing how i found out (:

yours truly,
 Liz

dear meaghan,


 i tested you a while ago. you got an F, so muhc for superior brains. when i tell you a false secret, and tell you not to tell anyone, dont go and tell casey and think i wont find out. i asked if you told her anything, and you did, after i stated several times that it would ruin our relationship with eachother. i officially dont trust you anymore and im ok with being on only talking terms now after you turned around and went all ass on me.

Your old friend,
 Liz

dear casey,

 i love you and all of our many awesome times. may we never grow apart or may you never turn into a bridget or meaghan.

 Liz (: <33
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on September 04, 2010, 03:28
dear bridget,

 sorry to write so shortly between eachother! I just wanted to know that you can't "ruin my life" by exposing my non existant "secrets"!

Thanks,
 Liz!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ShiraBliss on September 04, 2010, 03:57
Dear self,

Remember what you told Michou all that time ago? Well, your starting to become a hypocrite :/ if your so unhappy with yourself and things around you, then by god at least try to change! Don't whine about what you don't like and do absolutely nothing to change it, as if all your problems will magically disappear. It's time to get serious, girl, and the clock is ticking.

~ ShiraBliss



Dear mom,

Stop taking everything so seriously, personally, and angrily. Is there some sort of programing going on in that ol' brain of yours that automatically deems everything i say as an attack on your person, because you sure react that way! I want my mom back, i really am starting to hate this hypocritical replica.

~ShiraBliss



Dear Hannah,

I swear, not a single day goes by without remembering what you did. It may have been years ago, when i was absolutely miserable and desperate, but what you did is still fresh in my mind. A word of advice: next time you see someone trying to take their own life, don't walk away because your friends on msn are messaging you, and then don't fake cry the minute mom comes home to make yourself seem even remotely human to a third party member. You are a troll who is far, far from it. Even if you do fake cry again, at least make it less obvious you piece of worthless, selfish, cruel crapola! You were literally encouraging me to continue, and for heat god damn reason may i ask??? Who almost broke her ribs to stop you from getting hurt on the stairs? Me! Who was it that countless times gave up what she wanted in exchange for what you wanted to do, just because i wanted to see you happy? Me! Who was it that took on a fully grown 6 foot man at the age of 9 because you were being harassed? Me, you selfish git, ME! After everything that ive done for you, you seriously wanted me to kill myself? What for?! I demand an answer, dammit!!!!!!

~ your once loving sister, ShiraBliss   
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Utack and Swampy on September 04, 2010, 05:41
Utack writes: 'Dear Swampy, Please stop eating all my peanut butter! Love, Utack ^-^'

Swampy writes: 'Dear Utack, Please put the toilet seat back down! You're buddy, Swampy'
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ginrei on September 05, 2010, 11:26
Hello person with an apparently very short memory. It wasn't even two months ago you pretty much shrugged your shoulders and went "eh cba" over something that you dribbled on and on and on about how you were going to this and that and similar hot air about things I knew would never materialise. But *now* the tables are turned and you're expecting things from me which frankly I just don't have the heart to turn round and say "ha rememember when you did this SCREW YOU" so I'll just sit here and stew over it instead of growing a set and telling you where to get off. D<
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 05, 2010, 12:46
To my past self,
if you reject your best friend (who you are completely in love with) don't be surprised when she still hates you two years later. Oh and living together the entire time probably made it worse.


To my current self,
this topic isn't a time machine its possible past self won't see this.  =[
xx


To the stupidest person in the world...
...NO! Having blood or organs from someone of a different race will not transform you!
Now go away.
Bye.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Tom™ on September 07, 2010, 00:39
To my past self: Send this message to my future self:

Future Tom: You are still a douche.


Sincerely: Future Tom Via Past Tom

PS: Putting your speaker in a box of nasal strips was a goodish idea but find a project box
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Specstile on September 07, 2010, 01:10
To past self: Be nice to matthew, he only has you to look up to, stop caring for whatever other people think and be there for him like i am in 2010. You are his only friend. You will only understand this when you experience this yourself at some stage. Even though he can be a dick at times, you were too.

To james: I miss you, have you forgotten about me? You're a close friend. One that i could talk about anything with but i feel we are drifting apart. Soon i feel we wont talk at all.

To Future: It is a garruntee that you will look back at me and think i was such an idiot' and i guess it's true with experience. Try hard at alevels like you did in year 11. Make year 10 be a lesson learnt otherwise this will repeat itself. I hope to see you soon future!

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on September 07, 2010, 01:18
to past self:

dont be scared to do anything in the fear it'll go wrong. most of the time it wont. and when things do go wrong, they can usually be fixed. or it was an experience worth having.

signed,

current self.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby2 on September 07, 2010, 01:28
Dear past self,

You should have bought your awesome scarf sooner, as well as finding out about TTGL much sooner.

Much love, current self.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Dragonpika on September 07, 2010, 02:10
Dear self,

See above. Seriously, why did you put GL off for so long?!

Also, brush your hair; it's going to dry like a rat's nest and then you will never get a brush through it.

Also, don't listen to your Gran or your doubts or anything like that. You made the right decision, and it's all for the better in the long run. You'll find your someone to snuggle up to on rainy nights, someone new. Just be patient =]

Keep your head up and everything will work out fine. Look after yourself, girl.

- Kay.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on September 07, 2010, 02:25
Dear Matthew

Please make up your mind =]


Dear family,

Please start treating me like I belong somewhere, or don't be surprised when I want nothing more to do with you.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ginrei on September 07, 2010, 11:52
Sup Me,

Why do you still freak out if a guy shows interest in you and then go out of your way to avoid them? How old are you? Jesus Christ you're 25 not 15, sort it out. Who knows, maybe not all men who seem to take a shine to you are unhinged!

From You~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Afro-Disiak on September 07, 2010, 11:54
Yeah Claire, stop ignoring me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on September 07, 2010, 20:53
Dear myself,
Stop complaining about uni, you applied and chose to go. |:
Stop screwing people over, no wonder you only have 1 friend you see regularly
You're a screw up in a lot of ways, learn how to fix it please
Much love from your lovely self <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 08, 2010, 23:48
Dear little brother and housemate,
While I'm glad you get along please understand that when the shower room is locked and you both vanish at the same time it may cause me to be sick. I have nothing against what you are doing I just object to the idea of you doing it.

From your highly strung and eternally angry friend/sibling.

Edit: Never mind, my well aimed anger waves must have worked.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Normandy on September 09, 2010, 00:19
To my eyes: Bring em' up! just because someone (anyone really) walks ahead of you dosen't give you permission to make commentary on their backyard.

To my algebra teacher: I make fun of your lesson because it bores me.

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Tom™ on September 09, 2010, 01:41
To future tom:

Zury is a fat little douche. Don't let him win science fair! You have someone else working with you, possibly a second one.

Don't give up!

Tom of September

EDIT:

Kay:

You're mean ;;

Tom
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pokemon Trainer Red on September 09, 2010, 06:34
To me: For the love of god man get the hell off the internet and start studying! You have to read 3 chapters for your world history test tomorrow and here you are idling away wasting your time on pointless things! Look at you, you're writing a letter to YOURSELF in the middle of the night! Have you no common sense man? When you fail and grow up to be a bum living on the street, dont come crying to me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 09, 2010, 14:46
Dear company,
I don't care what your customer service thinks, sausages are not supposed to have bones in them!  >:[
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 09, 2010, 14:51
To Jelly,

What the hell is your problem, you piece of crap!? I don't care, just leave me out. What, don't you have enough of a life that you can't just leave me alone? And dragging me into everything that could possibly be embarrassing? Go away man! I've got my own problems.

Roxxy

Edit by GL - I know you're not feeling too happy but still, rules are rules. Please don't break them in future, after all he's not worth it =]
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on September 09, 2010, 15:18
Dear Mum
I wasn't your freaking decision to make! I hate you so much!
*cries*
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 15, 2010, 22:58
Dear selfish people,
no offence but saying "I've been waiting for an hour" really doesn't bother me, oh and the don't worry about the child who was placed ahead of you in the queue because you'll out live them. Maybe you should be glad for that? Or for the free healthcare many of you don't contribute anywhere near enough to fund and yes that ward nurse is tired they're on a 24 hour shift, please excuse them for not being your personal servant.
 Love
  From
   Just A. Student
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Moon Chaser on September 15, 2010, 23:17
Note to self and anyone who wants the advice:

The story is your life and you are the author. Unfortunately you are writing in pen so what has been done can not be undone, but you can try and make things better.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on September 15, 2010, 23:24
you are writing in pen so what has been done can not be undone

(https://www.penfountain.co.uk/images/Replay.jpg)

...

dear self
stop being such a smartass.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 17, 2010, 23:57
Dearest M.O.P.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, you reject her, depression, depression, depression.
Honestly what were you thinking? Did going out with someone else help? No! All that did was mean another good friend gone when it all went wrong. Now pull yourself together and get to work, people are tired of you moping about like a bill-less platypus.
Lots of love,
  your worst enemy,
     your(not-particularly-orignial)self.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OpalRhea on November 03, 2010, 21:42
Mum: You know what? If I could swear on this site, i would.
Get this through your head. I hate you. My phone is not your convenience, and I am got going to cut off my contact with my friends because you are a ~This word has been intentionally edited out~ who can't accept that her teenage daughter has a life.
 And I remember the ~This word to~ $600 phone bill. And you know what? When you go off on how you aren't made of money, then I say i'll pay you back, and then you be all high and mighty about the fact that you'd be buying it anyway.
 I'm sick and tired of being treated like crap, having  ~edited~ thrown at me, and constantly resisting the urge to commit matricide.
 Do you know how many times I've wanted to just pack a bag and run away? Do you know how many times I've seriously contemplated suicide?
 No you don't. and if you did, you wouldn't give a flying ~yet another edit~. I'm sick of it. I'm not your servant, nor your punching bag. I'm your fourteen year old daughter. So just piss off and leave me alone.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on November 03, 2010, 22:30
dear white

i know that your just trying to make yourself somebody that you'll like, but you're not really gonna get anywhere by using people. i liked you before you used people. deep down, you're the same person, but you're like a countertop that hasnt been cleaned in a while... starting to get a little bit crusty. so clean yourself somehow. i know a lot of crap's in your life, but you could potentially cause problems for your "friends". because you know that the number of true friends you have are dropping. you need to find more people that you can really like, get along with. not people who'll get you to be popular or anything.

oh and by the way its been 9 months and i still like you.

signed,

liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lukey lapras on November 09, 2010, 19:07
wow this post is quite upseting to read but ive got one

emily= ur really good looking and have a nice personality init
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 09, 2010, 21:43
Random person I waved at because I thought you were my friend. I'm sorry I made you think you were popular.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Speak Now on November 09, 2010, 22:21
Dear Kate,

What is your problem? Seriously.
One minute we're really close friends and now you're ignoring me? What did I do?
I wasted so much of my summer helping you sort out your problems, and now you're just throwing it all back in my face?

I miss you.

Dear future love,

hurry up, please.
<3

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Specstile on November 10, 2010, 00:24
Dear NK, i wish we talked more to sort things out :/ i guess things kinda got awkward, people say you're ugly but really i think you're cute. I know i said it first but you rejected me, which is staying with me. Funny that you have flipped, now you want me but I'm in two minds ):

Dear face, stop getting flabbier.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on November 10, 2010, 00:47
Rex --

I hate you.  I would steal your girlfriend if I got the chance.

Love,
Muhed

<3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on November 10, 2010, 16:19
Dear Crush

god damnit i still like you get out of my heaaaaaaaaad

from loz.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on November 10, 2010, 17:29
Dear A,
I've not spoken to you for over a year and yet you have me feeling butterflies. Why. :|  I'll probably never talk to you again, but I still can't help feeling something. You're just too adorable.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on November 12, 2010, 20:38
dear heidi,

oh hi i heard your dating one of my good friends who i almost died with this summer. too bad you're a little cgfhxjhjdg who almost made me kill myself. i hope you die.

- liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Speak Now on November 12, 2010, 20:58
Dear self,

He's not worth your effort. You tried to be friendlier, and you haven't ignored him and things went well... but...

Tom's a jerk.

Go eat some Ben & Jerry's and watch Grey's Anatomy.

<3 self.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: saillith on November 13, 2010, 09:00
Dear "Hunny"

Don't you DARE promise me anything you don't actually intend on doing again >> I don't know whether or not you know this...but it really does HURT to know that you can't be arsed calling me when you said you would...I wouldnt have minded if you let me KNOW you werent going to call via a text or MSN or ANYTHING. But having me wait and wait and wait for nothing for three hours. I sometimes just wonder if you're taking the piss...and I shouldnt think like that because I know you love me and I love you...but I can't help thinking that at times like these ><;

All I'm saying is, at the risk of sounding a complete and utter cling pot, don't say you'll call me "every day" at a certain time when you know you can't/don't intend to...because you know damn well I take promises very seriously...and when people break them, intentionally or unintentionally, I get mad and angry and upset. And you're the one who says he hates to see me like that...so don't make me feel like that >< Please... Thankfully...this isnt too much of a regular occurrance...so I may just shrug last night off as a "Your mum wouldnt let you on the phone and your sister was on Facebook all night and morning" thing...but one can only assume.

Tons of love from me...xxxx

P.S Sorry for sounding so angry at first >< I'm not mad at you...I just build up a lot of frustration when you aren't here...

P.S.S Have I ever told you I love you? <333 xxx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on November 13, 2010, 10:23
Dear Me

i love you so much star trek online is the best

hugs and stuff

Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on November 13, 2010, 11:18
You know who you are.

You know how I feel about everything, yet you still treat me like I'm disposable. Why?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: PiPlUp_94 on November 13, 2010, 11:26
Dear A,

Please stop boasting about everything and whining about how your life sucks. Learn to take a joke as well, that will get you further in life, instead of emoing the rest of the day because we called you 'posh'.

Stop asking stupid questions. Like in art when the teacher was talking to me you butted in and were like 'lolwhatdoidoD:' then she explains it and you start mumbling the same old crap that you don't know. You don't seem to know a lot do you? I swear to god if you go on about your predicted A's and B's one more time I will punch you in the face. You're not as clever as you make out to be, yeah neither am I but I LIKE TO TAKE A JOKE.

Love Courtney

<3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: gunnybunny2 on November 13, 2010, 14:09
Dear Inferna, ^ :D

Please, please, please start the Roleplay, as I am really looking forward to starting it and I'm very exciting to see how to goes. Sorry to be a pain but please, please, please start it soon.

Yours Jay.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ginrei on November 14, 2010, 16:06
Dear ex-colleague

YOU ARE A PSYCHO. Please drop this vendetta and seek professional help. No one is taking you seriously. You are a laughing stock.

Lotsa love Claire  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on November 14, 2010, 18:20
Dear God(s)
Can I stop now? I really can't be bothered with all this.
-Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on November 14, 2010, 18:36
To whom it may concern,

You know I'm not going to stop fighting for you. I don't care what you say, there's something there. It may not be evident now, but it will be, and when it is, you'll find everything you've ever wanted and everything you could ever ask for.

=]
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Dior on November 14, 2010, 18:46
Dear principles and officer at my school,

You are some serious damn idiots. You really, in all seriousness , cannot figure out that the cause of the problems is the girl who has to go to the office all the time, with multiple people. She is a theif and a liar and did not at all deserve to attend this school. She stole my ipod right out of my bag, but you couldnt do anything because im suppsoed to have it in my locker? Justice, bullcrap. You think her poor ass is getting picked on? Ha. When she was called down to the office that one day she gave her cigarettes and bowl to another girl. And that notebook she did not accidentally pick up. I hope you idiots soon figure out that you are so incredibly wrong, give her a drug test. See who's right.

Dear girl,
It was hilarious when you were crying because no one wants a dirty girl, I would have laughed but you being such a baby would have reported me for harassment. I still think you're doing favors to get the principles to believe you. You're scared of people talking about you because you know what they'll say is true. I would love to see you have your face beat in.

Looooooove, me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on November 14, 2010, 19:08
Dear School

...why did you predict me Es and Ds?

why?

Love Lauren
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on November 14, 2010, 19:11
dear me

i hate you please die

me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby2 on November 14, 2010, 19:13
Dear Self,

Whenever you get chance to, read back at this and smile. You never know; it might just help you. I know things keep knocking you down every so often but there's always something to smile about. Plus being positive is much better than being negative, you know this and more importantly, you want the positive.

I know I should say something specific here to make you smile but y'know, smiling over nothing could work too =]

Dear Everyone on here,

Keep your heads up, even if I haven't always got on with you all I don't want to see any of you down. You're all human; any mistakes you make are understandable. The resultant feelings of problems you suffer are understandable. Just know that each and everyone of you have something going for you and that you're awesome people =]
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on November 14, 2010, 19:31
dear webbz

your post (y)

love loz

ps. cheeeese is your crown
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Liam on November 14, 2010, 19:44
Dear Self,

Stop being lazy. If you want to achieve good grades then you must put the effort in.

Also Pay attention to other people. You're fortunate.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Dragonpika on November 14, 2010, 19:51
To you,

You've no idea how much it tears me up when you do that.. I don't care what you say, nothing is going to change, and it's driving us apart. I find it hard to be close to you at the moment, watching every little word I say in case you take something the wrong way or I accidentally cause offence. And I can't bear the way it's getting to you like this. Please give up.

Love,
- Kay x

---

To Alex,

Your post made me smile =]
& I will nudge you to reread it when you're down
keep smiling honey <3

Love,
- Kay x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ZekromFanatic on November 14, 2010, 20:32
dear jaci. this is getting tiring it's so obvious i have feelings for you everyone else sees it i love you so much i really hope you feel the same way... December 26Th I'm telling you no matter what please feel the same way. from me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on November 14, 2010, 22:51
Dear A [again],
Why are you so adorable? I've only looked at the three lines you wrote in my leavers pad and I'm smiling over it. It's horrible feeling this way still. I thought I was over you, but it seems this crush isn't gonna go away. It's made worse by the fact that crushing on you is so wrong. I always thought I was lucky when you didn't notice I flirted with you that one time - I'm now wishing you noticed it so I'd have a reason to back off.
Thinking of you almost always,
Webby~

Dear life,
Please drop someone nice in for me. I've already found my best friends here, wanna take it a step further and give me some romance?
Ta,
Daniel~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Bloatedfish on November 14, 2010, 23:45
Dear x

I don't think schadenfreude is an effective salve, maybe if you got some self-confidence you wouldn't need it.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on November 15, 2010, 08:35
Dear dad's boss

i was cheeky to you?

o.o

i don't remember

from that sixth former who dumps her stuff in the office what where you work at.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ginrei on November 15, 2010, 13:15
You only want me when there's something wrong, and I'm getting a bit tired of being your shoulder to cry on when no one else is interested.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on November 16, 2010, 06:32
dear bloatedfish

your avatar makes you look like an ass (it's supposed to be a donkey, right?)

lotsa love, Muhed



sorry guys, I can't take this thread seriously, i don't particularly enjoy writing in these kinda things
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: gunnybunny2 on November 16, 2010, 19:14
Dear Inferna,(again lol)

Would you please delete your PM's as it hard to get in touch with you for questions about the RP.

Thanks Jay
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on November 17, 2010, 00:19
Let's.. address this one to everybody. Been in a soul-searching mood of the last week. Hm.


You might seem down at times, you may even feel damn near suicidal at times where that vein looks far too temptating. You may look around and think "Why am I here?", lament changes that you feel you should be able to control, wish you was in a different life, or even just want to just justify ripping somebody's head off. But at the end of the day, this is your one chance at life, and it's your one chance to enjoy yourself.

Live with that smile on your face. Things could always be worse, and even if they couldn't, what else can you do? Mope, a frown dominating your appearance, and hold it against everybody else? Or can you go out there and think "hell, if I'm going to go out, I'm going to go out with a bang", living your life to the fullest you can?

Life isn't going to be easy. It's hard, it's a completely horrible thing at times. Things that seem to work won't, thinks that should happen don't, and things that shouldn't happen do, but what can you do? Who can you moan about it to, and if you could, would that change things? Would that make everything seemingly right?

Life isn't easy, but it's there to be enjoyed. No matter who you are, where you're from, or what destiny dominates your future, if you can go to bed on a night and say "I haven't hurt anybody today", you're a good person. If you can smile, stand up tall and say you have a dream, then who has the right to shoot you down? Nobody. It's yours to live; nobody else is going to do it for you.

You can chase monetary dreams, you can fight for a future, but the main thing is to be happy. If you'll be happy through having many, many companies and having Swiss bank Accounts, you do that. If you'll be happy through having a family, being able to provide for them, you do that. What makes you happy won't make necessarily make somebody else happy. Just you remember that when you stare at that person again and ask "How does he have it all?". Just remember that when you remember that being happy is all that matters.

You may have to fight to make it easier for you to be happy, to get to those stages, but you'll get there as long as you don't give up. If you've got that dream, it'll only come to you by fighting, by shoving, pushing, giving your damned all. Desire and ambition won't always get you there, but hell, you're not going to know if you just give up before you've even begun.

Be happy. If you've got a mansion, or a crummy bedsit, fight for everything that'll make you happy. You're worth something, you don't need me to tell you that, look inside you and see that there is something there, something worth fighting for. Don't do it for anybody else; only you know what you want. And when you're there and you know you've earnt every single moment of it, you'll know you've done the right thing.

Just be yourself. If at the end of the day it's all you can do, then be yourself. You won't ever be happy pretending to be somebody else.

Live for yourself. Nobody else'll live your life for you.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on November 18, 2010, 19:59
Dear India plus others.
Please make more tea. I had a nightmare about tea running out and I want to stock up.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lugiafanatic on November 19, 2010, 00:10
Dear India plus others.
Please make more tea. I had a nightmare about tea running out and I want to stock up.
What the hell... .-.

This bad, even by British standards. >_>
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on November 19, 2010, 05:08
gotta love a bit of casual racism
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on November 19, 2010, 21:50
What the hell... .-.

This bad, even by British standards. >_>
^Yes I was clearly being very serious. I must now go and accuse my Danish housemate of racism for saying all english have bad teeth.

Edit: oh and the "plus others" bit refers to a special tea grown in Cornwall, please leap to the defence of the Cornish people too.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on November 19, 2010, 22:12
i think the bad thing about me is even if i didn't know your comment was sarcasm, i'd still find lugiafanatic's post more ~*offensive*~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on November 19, 2010, 22:18
^ I wasn't having a go at you, I just thought the following was...silly.
even by British standards
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lugiafanatic on November 20, 2010, 12:48
I was joking, too, you know...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on November 20, 2010, 13:04
^ Sorry then. I'm afraid you caught me at a bad time. =[

Message to George Lucas. You killed what I used to love.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ginrei on November 20, 2010, 14:19
DEAR HOUSEMATE AND PART TIME SQUATTER

It's been TWO WEEKS since the bonfire party. The back garden is still littered with boxes for fireworks, used sparklers, bits of wood, not to mention the empty bottles and cans all over the furniture. And since I cleaned the house BY MYSELF the following morning- which included scrubbing the fire extinguisher and spilled drinks stickiness off the floor as well as peeling a tampon that some comedian put in someone's drink off my bedroom carpet- I think it's only fair that you two do your share and tidy outside before the neighbours start complaining.

Always the bad guy, Claire

PS: When I ask if you can kindly phone up about our internet so I can finish my college work- bearing in mind the account is in YOUR name so I can't do anything about it myself- would mind doing it asap and not whenever it's time for you to download more trashy American vampire porn? Cheers.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on November 20, 2010, 14:27
Dear you,

<3

Love, me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Dior on November 20, 2010, 14:34
Dear girls in my class,

Now I see why everyone calls us cos-sluts, the few of you idiots running around getting pregnant/trying to or not being able to keep your legs shut. Die.

Much love, me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on November 20, 2010, 15:03
Dear Lugiafanatic

stop being a racist plz

From Shaymin
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lugiafanatic on November 20, 2010, 15:04
Dear Lugiafanatic

stop being a racist plz

From Shaymin
I was joking, lol. >_>
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on November 20, 2010, 15:06
Dear Lugaifanatic

i was being srs

from Shaymin
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lugiafanatic on November 20, 2010, 15:07
Dear Lugaifanatic

i was being srs

from Shaymin
I was JOKING about the tea thing.

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: saillith on November 20, 2010, 15:20
Dear South Africa

Just win this friggin' rugby match already so we can get on with life.

Love from me <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on November 20, 2010, 15:22
dear tumblr

get it together bro i got zq to spam
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby2 on November 20, 2010, 15:58
Dear Loz and Lugia

Keep it chill please. Don't want this escalating from here; now let's move on with the topic.

Tah guys.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Liam on November 20, 2010, 16:00
Dear Morley's,

£1 for 3 wings and chips is amazing. I love you, please don't give me tummyache!

Lotsalove, Liam~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on November 25, 2010, 21:29
Dear self,
buy the good smell stuff so you can be the man who smells like the man she wants.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on November 25, 2010, 21:42
Dear Cafe Nero guy

Thankyou for the free 99p flake with my hot chocolate.

Kieran
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: saillith on November 25, 2010, 22:44
Dear Miss MSN Stalker >>

Gonnae go and stop STALKING me like an actual CREEP!?

I BLOCKED you and DELETED you from MSN. I DELETED you from Facebook. And I even created a new Deviantart account so you couldnt get through to me that way.

What do you go and do?

Get your little buddy to add my BOYFRIEND on Facebook because you knew damn well that he wouldnt add YOU. Why? So you can pass on little messages through him, to my boyfriend, to tell me.

Get your head checked out darling.

This is borderline obsession. And if it's a romantic thing? I'm afraid I'm happily taken and don't swing that way.

Just.

Give.

UP.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ShiraBliss on November 26, 2010, 00:17
Dear family,

Its thanksgiving - yiu know, Family Time! - yet you somehow managed to make me miserable.

Good Job.

~ depressed person who finally remembers why she doesnt want to get closer to any of you.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on November 27, 2010, 19:26
Hi.

I doubt you'll ever read this. And even if you did, I doubt you'd realise it's about you.

Why have we grown so far apart? At one point you treated me like I was the only person that mattered and now I don't think either of us really would be that bothered if we never spoke again. Well, only when you need somebody to complain to, then I seem relevant again. But why, why does it feel like we never knew each other? Like nothing actually matters now?

Meh.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Speak Now on November 27, 2010, 21:06
Dear snow,

I truly love you. You make me wake up screaming, jumping out of bed and having snowball fights while I still wear my pj's.

<3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on November 27, 2010, 21:13
dear winter

-points- gtho of my country. i'm cold.

tyvm.

shaymin
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Ammish on November 27, 2010, 21:22
Dear Snow,

I hated how you came near me. I hated how it touched my skin. I hated how hard it made me when I tried to catch a bus, when I travelled through town, where I try to reach college. Oh and college told me it's closed. I absolutely hate you snow. I hate you with every inch of my being. You're a disgusting, wretched weather.

And now, you return once again to torment me. Please, TAKE MY WIFE AND CHILDREN. BUT PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.

yours faithfully,

the crazy, emotionless member, ammish.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: JSM on November 27, 2010, 22:27
Dear Snow,

Please come to Exeter ;_;

kthxbai
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby2 on November 28, 2010, 04:40
Dear Life,

Why do you make me feel so guilty for making an admission which will only make me feel better? Why do you throw so many curve balls at me so it makes everything so difficult? Why do you want to test me so much?

Why can't you just be good to me?

Much love, Alex.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on November 28, 2010, 15:33
dear self-

next time, drink and stay away from the goddamn computer.
you just made everything SO MUCH WORSE you stupid cow.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on November 28, 2010, 15:46
Dear jobcentre

Please pay me on time, money is overdue and i have an electricity bill to pay very very soon so please let the money be sitting in my bank my tomorrow afternoon so i can pay my bills... and not do what you did last time in sending my money 2 weeks too late and getting me a lovely letter from the housing people threatening to turn off my electricity. I don't want to lose my electricity because then my milk will go off :(

from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ginrei on November 29, 2010, 17:35
DEAR WHOEVER KEEPS LEAVING BUTTERY/JAMMY KNIVES AND CRUMBS LYING ABOUT WHEN THEY'VE MADE TOAST

Put. The. Knife. In. The. Sink.

If I find one more dirty knife on the counter when all you have to do is TURN AROUND and PUT IT IN THE DAMN SINK I will take the offending article and stab you to death with it. Yes, I will murder you with your own blunt, sticky, crumby knife.

~much love me xxxx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on December 02, 2010, 01:25
You know, there's a reason why we don't ask if you want to go to town with us. You spoil our fun. I would like to have a day without the life sucked out of it, without having to look around in case I'm bieng listened to.

Oh, and it's rude to just pick up someone's laptop and just look through it without asking, or to go in someone's room without asking when you know they're not in. As it is inconsiderate to feel the need to put a load of washing on every other day, and to listen in on conversations that don't concern you.

And just for the record, don't jump to conclusions about us.

Love, your ever so loving housemate~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 02, 2010, 01:30
Dear, You Know Who.

 I understand you are a girl, but whenever I talk to you on msn, why do you have to talk about boys? It's annoying and I don't flow that way. However how come when I show a clear disintrest in your current subject you decide it is time to go to bed? I understand you are a girl but the last kabillion I have been with were never as freakishly annoying than you are proving to be.

P.S. Your dumped, your belongings are in the trashcan I found you in.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Basskat on December 04, 2010, 00:09
I'm falling for you, and hard. Please don't let me down...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on December 05, 2010, 20:10
Dear lecturer,
you do know there is a reason your subject is being cut, right? The entire thing is pointless and each stage from all three years could be condensed into just one term of Friday afternoon lectures. Don't be surpised if nobody puts much effort into the work because we all have more important things to do.
I hate you a great deal.
Sincerely,
 Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on December 09, 2010, 22:00
Dear self,
the socially awkward do not belong on MSN, tumblr, IRC, internet forums or Facebook. Why are you on any of them?
Thanks,
your loving self.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MnMs™ on December 09, 2010, 23:03
Dear Ian,

I highly doubt that you will ever read this and if you do I'm screwed, but never mind about that because I'm pretty sure you figured out I liked you when I called you the "definition of hot".
I just wanted to let you know that when you know a girl likes you, don't play with her feelings. I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that you don't have any feelings for me whatsoever, however this does not excuse your behaviour! I know that I am not the most desirable human being on the planet and that I am two school years below you, but why are you treating me like this?
You go and give me your number and say that you're looking forward to my text and yet it's two months on and I've had two replies from the fives texts I've sent. I already asked you to tell me if I'm annoying and yet you state that I am not annoying and that "I am cool to talk to and a lovely person". Utter BS.
Why give me a nickname that has certain hints towards liking me when you hardly ever talk to me? Maybe you're shy? BS, I know that's not true!
You're an absolutely lovely guy in every way you just don't know how to stop sending out flirting signals sometimes when you clearly don't like someone. Oh and yes your surname is very accurate.

Love,
Emma
Xxx

PS: If you do like me, which I know you don't, ask me out.


Dear Life,

I've had a pretty cool time, in fact you rocked for the first 11 years and then you decided to spiral down hill for the next 3. Feel like either stopping me liking boys so I can't obsess over them, or tossing me one soon?

Love,
Emma
Xxx

PS: Can you help Courteney get over Dom already? She doesn't deserve to be treated that way and she'll be so much happier when she is over him. Oh and can you toss her a guy too? Thanks.


Dear Anna,

Does 3 years of friendship mean NOTHING to you?! At all?! Like nothing?! I know it's not as long as some friendships but it was still 3 YEARS, not months like them but YEARS!
I was there for you when you needed me. I was there for you when you thought about killing yourself, despite the fact I know it was just an act. I was there throughout the whole "Bo" thing and yet you betray me because I decided that I wanted to get to know someone a little better, make a few new friends.
You made fun of me and you told everyone about the whole thing with David. I genuinely can't believe you did that. I know I said some things that I shouldn't have, but I apologised, you haven't even had the decency to do that yet!

Love, (although not really)
Emma


Dear Life,

Sorry, I know it's only been a short while since my last request, only a matter of minutes actually, but I've just realised a large part of my stress comes down to you. I am only fourteen and yet everyone is thrusting decisions and choices at me! I have absolutely no idea what I want to do and I am definitely NOT ready for GCSEs! I do NOT want to grow up! I know that is contradicting the rest of my life because all I've ever tried to do is grow up or at least act grown up, but now? Seriously, you can stop, I've decided I don't want to be an adult. I cannot deal with all the pressure of everyone saying how I should be achieving A* in every piece of work. Did everyone else in the family? No, so ffs leave me alone! Just seriously can you freeze time for a while? I cannot believe I'm heading off to college in less than three years, I still feel like six years old!

Always love you,
Emma

PS: I still want the guy thing ;).
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on December 10, 2010, 00:37
dear white,

oh god. you're so dumb. you're not the guy i slid down the little child mound with at the peak back in january. you're not the kid, who was like, "i'm never gonna drink underage or do drugs. what about you liz?" you changed. you'd never do something silly like go up to the younger kids on that ten foot mound of snow and be like, "You're the king of this hill?! Ahaha no, I AM! And Liz is the queen of the hill." First you changed your friends. You still talked to me, but you left some of the people you used to be friends with. Then you changed your personality. Then you changed your clothing. Then you changed your personality to something even worse. and remember that whole thing, "i'm never gonna drink underage or do drugs"? where we promised eachother, we never would?

someone here can't keep a good promise.

i know i didnt exactly either, but i wish i did. not only that, but i thought you were a better person than me anyways. i just can't believe it. i was talking to my friend about it. i don't like you anymore, but i was totally shut down when i heard about it. i was trying to think of what you were now.

you're such a poser. way to try to hard to be cool, kid...

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Utack and Swampy on December 10, 2010, 00:55
Dear Utack:

Quit messing around and get down to business already! You know what I mean!

Love, Utack
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on December 10, 2010, 23:51
To person who will never see this.
I like you (probably a lot more than you like me) but I only have a few months left in uni and I really don't want to have to think about anything but passsing my course...happiness makes me fail. =[
Give me until the Summer to sort this out or lets stay as just friends.
-Me
   xxx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on December 10, 2010, 23:57
dear sister

do you know what time of the month it is?
do you know why there's a huge hole in my room wall?
it's because i put it there LAST MONTH. with my fist. because you wouldn't go away.
good. since you understand, then maybe you should take this time to STOP. TALKING.

thanks.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on December 11, 2010, 02:33
dear rashaun, rashawn, rasean, or however you spell your name,

your name is very sexy <3
and besides eric... you're the hottest ginger i know :D
and you accept that fact that you have no soul because your ginger.

marry me,
liz




dear eric,

y u no ben on buz?!
i freakin' miss our random conversations about nothingness!

-liz



dear white,

don't ever look at me again. i was looking around the website on the ski resort we used to spend our tuesday nights at, and you completely ruined the whole place. i know when i go there with my brother to learn how to snowboard, i'm probably gonna break down. oh, and you're still a poser.

hating your guts,
liz


dear liz,

dont ever let a guy have you like white did.
oh and you might be having too many love interests right now.

signed,
liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: q.c.™ on December 11, 2010, 06:34
Dear Pixar Animation Studios,

YOU ARE GODS.

Sincerely,
Marcus.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on December 11, 2010, 08:39
Dear Laszlo:

I hate you.  Every single exam you make is harder to do in 50 minutes than the last, and every attempt you've made it make it more doable has backfired heavily.  Even another associate professor has told you to ease up on the exams.  Take a hint, for the love of God, and make a much more massive curve since 85% of your class barely has above a 70% in the class.  I'm only asking you for a recommendation out of desperation.


Dear Robert and Jane Meyerhoff:

Thanks for starting up the scholarship program.  Now I can go through college without anyone -- my parents or me -- having to worry about payments, and I can study without having to work.  I'm very grateful for that.  You probably don't know me, but hey, doesn't mean I can't thank you.


Dear Tim:

You and Lottie haven't skyped me.  You jerks still have to do that.  Winter break anyone?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on December 15, 2010, 21:52
To me.
Ever notice how everyone in the entire family has wonderful achievements? Why don't you?
Love,
 Me

p.s. Try not to be pointless.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on January 10, 2011, 02:27
dear spanish teacher,

please grow up and realize that its not completely our fault that 23 out of 25 students failed the last quiz you assigned. i used to not study. i do now. i still fail. but yet you still like to spend 10 minutes lecturing us and yelling at us about how we need to study and do our work and pay attention in class.

i'm doing all of the above, and you told me the other day, at best I'm going to get suggested for spanish level 2B. If I do a little worse, I'm just going to have to take another year of 1A.

please realize this is at least partially your fault, instead of impairing my education by holding me back a year.

signed,
liz


dear eric,

im not gonna be on the bus tomorrow because im hanging out with my friend. but i havent talked with you since thursday. i kind of miss you a little.

signed,
liz.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Normandy on January 10, 2011, 05:07
Dear Mrs.Perez:

Open your ears, do you do you not hear the things he says to me? You're an adult, I can only do so much. You need to do your job.

Jacob:

I like you. I have for um..... three months? So at least say something because the only thing I haven't tried is to put "I want you" on a billboard
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on January 10, 2011, 06:50
Dear Steve.

Please stop making my life difficult. All these rules and jobs I have to do, I hardly get any free time.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ginrei on January 12, 2011, 15:13
Dear Neds sitting to my left,

I am not in the best of moods at the moment. I haven't slept in days, my nerves are shot, and I have an hour to finish this report that I can barely concentrate on because of your incessant key jangling and insistance on talking utter crap in that stupid, nasally, high pitched whine.

...so kindly shut up before you exit via these nice, tall, currently blood free glass windows to the right.

Much love, me :)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Enigma on January 12, 2011, 15:20
Dear Wallet

Why are you so empty? We used to have so much fun together, back when you had substance, instead of the cold shell that you are now. Top yourself up and come back to your old friend ;_;

Love me <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Afro-Disiak on January 12, 2011, 15:20
Dear Jonathan from Spotify,

HOW CAN I HAVE YOUR VOICE ON MY PERSON AT ALL TIMES?

Love, Daniel.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on January 12, 2011, 17:29
dear tablet

you're not serious are you
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on January 27, 2011, 22:15
Uni,
you probably won't give me a degree because of that awful presentation I did so can I have some biscuits instead.
I think they'll be about as useful as a degree anyway.
Lots of love.
 This guy.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on January 27, 2011, 22:22
Dear Shannon,
 you are beautiful, always remember that.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on January 27, 2011, 22:27
^ ...until you get old.

Dear PGTips,
I'm sorry but if you're not in a sale I'm going with the one who is. Also you're not that great anyway.
Love you always.
-MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: PiPlUp_94 on January 27, 2011, 22:37
Dear lungs,

Kindly start letting me breathe normally again so i can speak without pausing to catch my breat every syllable

x

dear sqa,
why did you make all the higher english nabs so hard? Also can you make the exams passable.

Dear r,

i love you and i know that you know so why won't you ask?

Love c x

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on January 28, 2011, 01:43
dear school,

we've had 5 days of school. in the past 2 weeks.

i dont want to be going to school in the stifling heat of june, thanks.

also: if you cancel school tomorrow i might have to kill you, considering that we didn't have a super long ski club last week because you called off school then too. i just want to snowboard, i dont tend to go out snowboarding with my friends too much.

sincerely,
liz.

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on January 28, 2011, 02:22
I just don't really know what to do. I mean, why would I even let things get to the state they're in at the moment? Of course you're lovely, thoughtful etc, but I'm starting to think that that's all there is to it... because it's like you still don't really understand me at all. Not that I've made it any easier for you, admittedly, when I can be the most difficult person to get along with at times, but it's getting to the point where I might have to just do the thing I hate, and spell it all out in simple terms. Here's a few.

I'm not made of porcelain.
I have a short temper.
I hate stupid questions, especially when you already know the answer, because I told you about five minutes ago.
I dislike being labelled. This includes soppy terms that effectively strip me of my independence, even by association.
On this note, I'm possibly far too independent for my own good, and like nothing more than to be by myself.
Emotion and me don't get along. We have issues. That is all there is to it.
There's a reason I'm sarcastic pretty much all the time.
x

On another note, I have a second =]
Yeah, I can't forgive you for putting my sisters through that. Even for a small while. I thought she was bad, but it's another thing to make the girls go through the same things you put me through, and still put me through, since I was Chel's age. Yeah, it might be petty, and it might be a little senseless, but until you see where I'm coming from, or at least make the effort to realise and, I dunno, maybe even attempt to do something about it? Because right now, I've lost a lot of respect for you, and it's making me question my own judgement about the world. You think you know people, eh?

Annnd a third? Why not.
Yeah. You're a hypocrite, an arse, and a fool. I was wrong about you. But never tell me I'm being silly when it comes to hunches. After all, turns out I was right. All too right. Even if I didn't want to believe it. I just can't believe I thought there was more to you..

...I think I'm making myself out to be a very cruel person here =/ Buuut it's good to rant, so here's number four.
Grow a pair. Realise you're being stupid. Talk to me. Because it feels like I have less and less family I can count on these days, and I had you down as one I could, until about two years ago.

But I suppose I need to have at least one cheerful rant? Here goes number five =]
Seriously, I cannot thank you enough. I know we're a long way away, but it means so much that you can be so hospitable, at a time when you have no idea how much I need and appreciate it. I love you guys so much, and it really is like we've been saying all these years; you are family to me. Not necessarily by blood, but in my mind, and in my heart, you always have been, and always will be, family.

Number 6 =]
Thank you for putting up with me for so long. I know I'm insufferable, stubborn, cold, insecure, and quite often thoughtless and nonchalant, but thank you. I feel like you're helping to lift a great weight off my shoulders, even if the burden of everything in my mind is still pretty heavy. It's good to be able to breathe and see the light once in a while.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: zezemanoob on January 29, 2011, 02:07
Dear Megan,
James is not fit he has a mole the size of a Clementine on his face and he obviously hasn't bothered shaving the fluff off his face, he's also as thick as two short planks and smells a little, i am far superior in every way and when you realise that i'll be waiting.

phew im glad i told you that xD
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on January 29, 2011, 02:29
Dear Shannon
I want you to know how beautiful you are, and that Im truly gutted that I was too shy to say anything to you last night.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: blake. on February 04, 2011, 10:20
y u so mad bro? no srs, y u mad?

i try to be nice, but you still are like :\ to me...

we used to be good friends, but now you're like ahh! keel you!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on February 04, 2011, 11:25
teachers and pupils sound the fricking same when they knock. I thought you were that stupid girl who thought just because she's got crutches she's allowed in the library when it's CLOSED because they'd been knocking even though I said "IT'S CLOSED >:U"

bad mood 4eva now :|
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on February 10, 2011, 23:57
Dear Mother Nature,
if you're going to kill us all then we'll take your precious planet Earth with us!
Bring on the nuclear war! D:<
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on February 11, 2011, 03:24
oh and also mother nature?

that wasn't funny, man. seriously. i just changed the sheets.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Normandy on February 11, 2011, 04:01
Dear T,

Okay, I don't understand you. First you hate me, then I'm your best friend, then you don't talk to me for three months, then you like me but when I ask you out you say your not sure. I am completely confused by your logic
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OpalRhea on February 11, 2011, 04:03
Dear Sandra Parker.
I hate you. You can't run a school, you don't care about anyone's issues but your own. You don't seem top comprehend that things happen as a result of bullying. Also, you really should fire Meg Lewis. She is incompetent.

unkind regards, an ex-student
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lukey lapras on February 13, 2011, 14:38
1. i do not want to do better at school mum.
2.mike stop being a chav, u getz me man?
3.emily yes i do like lucazade
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Freestyler on February 15, 2011, 21:42
Damn it, I'm tired of your crap =\ you keep following me around and making plans to go to the cinema or shopping mall and, quite obviously the people you want going with you are not known by the other people, and because they're so shy, nothing will work.
Don't go over to them again, asking them to come with us and me having clearly said we'll do something with them next week, but doing it anyway. Then I blush in front of about 15 girls over the awkwardness it will cause and how embarrassing it will be, and so they think and my friend Think that I them or something .__.  Damn I just want to KILL HIM..
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on March 28, 2011, 00:44
To myself,
you're only making it worse...or better? We'll see in a few weeks time.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: helenoftroy on March 28, 2011, 16:25
To whom it may concern. Is there any chance of making Monday & Tuesday shorter? and Friday & Saturday longer?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: TrickTester on March 28, 2011, 22:00
Dear Adam Bailey. that's right. names.

Year 3. I was just beginning to be your friend. We dated. Best friends.

Year 4. Like brother and sister. We were never separated.

Year 5. You got more friends but still remained by my side as i did you.

Year 6. Same as year 5 really.

Year 7. Ecstatic that we were in the same Sept. Best friends all over again.

Year 8. You started using me for friendship when your friends ran off.

Year 9. I was your friend but only part time when you felt like it.

Year 10. "You're cramping my style. I'm still your friend but not today ok?" yeah that's you.

Year 11. I stopped your girlfriend from killing herself twice. I let you use me for friendship, money, love\lust, anything.

I'm 16 now. You've stolen 10 pound from me, my ipod cable, my shadow of the collossis ps2 game, you smashed my guitar.

You make me want to end it, even now. You've taken everything from me, dignity, most my life..

Go die ^_^
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on March 28, 2011, 22:34
dear shawn,

maybe im still attracted to you, sure. but that doesn't mean that i like you, i just straight up despise you. if you moved away, i would not care. i'd just feel bad for whatever school you're moving into, because those poor kids would have to deal with your crap all the time. you're a boy and you can be more catty than 90 percent of girls. you've even been saying stuff about me and while you tend to avoid me at all costs, i swear to god one day im gonna just lose it and punch you in the face. i can't stand your face because one, i pretty much hate you. two, it reminds me of when we were head over heels for each other. three, it confuses the hell out of me because i get both thoughts in my head at one. congratulations, you've officially screwed with my head.

-liz


james,

she's never gonna like you. neither is she. and you won't even talk to her and you're unsure about your feelings for the third one. sorry to be so blunt. but yeah. i thought it was pretty obvious i liked you with the way i'd always talk to you, and i thought it was pretty obvious you liked me, since we'd text each other late into the night about stupid things like road trips. i mean, i dont typically do that for everyone, and i didnt think late convos between a guy and a girl were so platonic. i know i can't make you like me, and i understand you probably never will, but its still fustrating your choices in girls... especially after we hung out all that time and we're actually pretty close. whatever. this is just one of those situations where saying friends forever really, really sucks.

~liz


dear spanish teacher,

i pray to god i do not have you next year. im on the verge of failing your class.

- liz


eva,

hurry up and tell me if i should go to the sports night or not -_-

~ liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on March 29, 2011, 14:40
Dear random people from my dream last night,
Why don't you exist? Or rather, why aren't people in real life more like you? Life is full of unrealistic images of people.

Dear K,
Please, don't break these promises. I'm putting my trust in you for the first time in a while. I'm not expecting a miracle [although that would be nice], but you've given me a lot of hope for the summer. Without that, I'll have nothing.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Speak Now on April 01, 2011, 19:52
Dear T,

Thank you. I've finally realized that you weren't worth 2 years of my life, and how pathetic you really are.
You used to text me all the time, and we'd sit next to each other in music because you told me I was fun to be around. I fell in love with you. But what did you do? We didn't see each other for 3 months due to the summer holidays, and when you came back you were a completely different person. You made new friends. You stopped sitting next to me. You told those idiots whom you call friends that I was obsessive and crazy.
Me? What did I seriously do, except be nice to you?
I don't know what made you change, but I wish the old you would come back. The old you who used to text me first thing in the morning and go red when I caught you staring at me in class.
I've written 4 songs about you. I sang one during music class.. right in front of you. I thought you'd get it.
I hate to admit it, but part of me still loves you.

__

Dear E,

Please... don't be like T. Don't be in love with someone else. I really like you, and although I'm probably wrong, I think you have a thing for me too?
I hope so. I'm glad things between us aren't as awkward and shy as before, I really like you. A lot.
You're really funny and I hope things between us grow.
I was enchanted to meet you.
<3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: helenoftroy on April 02, 2011, 10:45
War? don't flatter yourself little one! pest control more like it ;)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trainer Dave on April 02, 2011, 12:30
Oh my, this looks like fun:


Dear Housemates,

Stacking the junk-mail up neatly on the table isn't going to make it go away. Please make the extra effort to walk 5 steps and recycle it...

Ta,
Dave.




Dear 'Pervert Cat',

We know your game - sitting on my friend's windowsill and peeking through the curtains. Please knock it off - it's creepy trying to talk someone and then noticing, in the corner of your eye, that a cat is watching you. Silent. Unmoving. Staring. Surely you can make better use of your time?

Thanks,
The residents of #96.



(I'm not kidding. =p )
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on April 02, 2011, 14:50
dear shawn,

OH MY GOD KID. QUIT THE RUMORS ABOUT ME. i cant believe i ever thought you were a good person! go to hell! -_-

-liz

james,

maybe that 8 hour or so talk until 1 am, shows why i keep on thinking that you might like me. i mean, how dumb of me to think all of the time we spend together in study talking to eachother and us texting each other constantly means nothing. im such a silly girl.

-liz

casey,

i feel like im losing you. mostly because i dont have a boyfriend. "oh ask james out so the four of us can hang out~" yeah too bad james apparently only likes me as a friend and there aren't any half-decent guys who like me right now. is asking for a guy who's not obsessed with world war 2 or is just overall a very strange person too much to ask? -_-

-liz

dear parents,

did you seriously just get rid of 90 percent of the tv channels? you got rid of animal planet, mtv2, bbc, fx, spike, fuse, teen nick... GOD ITS LIKE YOU HATE ME. now what do i watch? i have mtv as my only station right now. how do am i supposed to constantly watch malcolm in the middle, or that 70's show, drank and josh? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO BRITISH PEOPLE TALK WITHOUT THE BBC?!

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on April 02, 2011, 15:05
Dear self,
You're an idiot. You manage to forget all about it, and now through a little bit of false hope everything has rushed back. Don't mess things up this time, in any kind of way.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on April 02, 2011, 15:10
dear mum:

working two hours in the garden for £6? are you bloody joking? >> and yet i bought you those god damn flowers and chocolates for mother's day? you suck.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: PiPlUp_94 on April 02, 2011, 18:50
Dear r:
wow i don't even know how i feel about you anymore. I guess i've just been waiting so long for something to happen, i've lost intrest. But then there are times when i still think about you. Also btw i do love you.

courtney

dear sub concsious,
way to mess with my mind last night. Now when i see him on monday i'll just think of that. I don't even like him in that way :s

courtney
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on April 02, 2011, 19:42
War? don't flatter yourself little one! pest control more like it ;)

i'd prefer it if you didn't send a message to me tyvm

hormones;
go. to. hell.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on April 02, 2011, 19:45
dear thread,

who revived you
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on April 02, 2011, 21:07
dear casey,

you are so FREAKING annoying

dakota this dakota that dakota this dakota that dakota this

-try to input on convo-

YOU DONT GET IT LIZ YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU NEVER HAVE LOL. dakota this dakota that dakota this dakota that dakota this dakota that.

i spent a good 4 hours awkwardly walking with you and cecelee. sorry for not having a boyfriend, shouldn't have invited me. next time you're gonna just talk your head off about your ugly ass boyfriend, tell me and i won't show up. and when he's gone, im not being your best friend anymore. because the only person you really fully trust is `*~*`DAKOTA`*`*`. i hope you do something you really, really regret, or you tell him something terrible and he tells the whole school. because with how much you're pushing my buttons, i'll just laugh.

- liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Legacy on April 02, 2011, 21:11
Dear McDonalds,

As much as I do enjoy the occasional meal within your premises, please do something about your hot chocolate. It tastes like sewage.

Also, could you remind your staff not to glare at customers just because they are laughing. It's rude and discourteous.

Thank you for your time =]

Nathan.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 02, 2011, 23:06
Dear BBC,
please have real news in the news and not some rubbish that belongs in a local paper.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on April 02, 2011, 23:11
dear mcdonalds, as much as i like burgers and fries, i don't appreciate it when they are made of sewage
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Speak Now on April 03, 2011, 00:50
Dear E,

you are amazing.

That is all.

<3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Backsauce on April 03, 2011, 02:09
Dear Jynx,

Teach me your ways!

Love,
   Mr.SaucyPants A.K.A. Backsauce
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 03, 2011, 13:39
To some people at St-----y High School,
Please stay away from the library. You always get kicked out in less than a minute, and the 10 seconds you do spend in it are very annoying. May I suggest annoying those other idiots who insist on making school a misery? You can usually find them on the astroturfs at lunch.

Dear Mr Cameron,
I know you mean well for our country, but surely you could do a little better?

To the two As at my school (you know who you are),
FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS LEAVE ME ALONE! I HATE YOU! I NEVER LIKED YOU! I NEVER LIKED ANYONE OF YOUR SORT!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on April 03, 2011, 18:35
dear casey,

not coming back. i should've known you were a terrible friend. i dont care if you call me up crying right now, im leaving you so you can think just what you've done to me, and all of the things i've done for you. you will miss me, and you will miss me soon. you don't know what you have until its gone. and now i'm gone.

-liz

peter,

OMG ANSWER MY TEXTS </3

-liz

erin,

why did i ever choose casey over you... what a mistake, im so sorry i up and left you just like that for casey... it was wrong and i should've made time for you instead. we're gonna go and take pictures of stuff around town tomorrow~ (:

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 03, 2011, 21:17
Dear Lewis,
don't worry you'll get'em.

Edit: Oh Lewis you dark horse you. =P
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on April 03, 2011, 22:05
dear M 
Let's take over the world together 
love M 
 
P.S. I think you're really great and not mad at all. 
 
 
dear S 
if I don't cut down the amount of crap I give you, permission to throw the contents of a kettle in my face. I could give the excuse that I'm not used to it, but the fact is that you're far too good to me and I don't bother to actually be decent about it half the time. Also stop denying your good qualities just deal with it. 
Admittedly I did panic because I'm quite good at living in a dream land where I pretend that things don't exist and that is how I function, because I probably would have torn off my own skin if I hadn't regressed into childlike make-believe simplicity at some point. 
in short: sorry.
love M 
 
 
dear RPS people 
you scare the hell out of me 
please take your creepy shipping and go somewhere else where I am not 
from M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Backsauce on April 04, 2011, 21:30
Dear Canada,

Can you please take Justin Bieber back? I'm sorry to say, but he is a horrible present. He makes my ears barf and he sounds like an 8 year old girl, oh wait I'm sorry 8 year old girls have deeper voices than him. Anyway, you didn't give us the receipt so we can't return him. Wait, did you give him to us just so you could get rid of him? Well, I can't blame you, but couldn't you give him to Mexico or something?

from,
     Backsauce
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: helenoftroy on April 10, 2011, 17:47
Dear Firekitten

Sorry about the indelicate comment on another thread. Please take as ' Hot stuff, according to your girlfriend, or friend ' instead.
We all straight now..........babe? ^.^
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Charlie The Umbreon on April 10, 2011, 18:31
Dear Firekitten

Sorry about the indelicate comment on another thread. Please take as ' Hot stuff, according to your girlfriend, or friend ' instead.
We all straight now..........babe? ^.^

o.o


Dear Anna,
yeah i'm moody all the time.... suck it
love,
charlie <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on April 10, 2011, 20:08
james,

... LOL SHE WAS CREEPY AND BORDERLINE r****dED.

im sorry but you dancing and avoiding that chick was totally worth my 10 bucks to get into the dance!

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Speak Now on April 10, 2011, 21:06
E, why did you talk about your ex to me? You confuse me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: TrickTester on April 10, 2011, 21:07
Dear all the girls who think having a tangerine for a face looks good. It doesn't.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 10, 2011, 21:50
To all the moronic "cool" people at school,
I KNOW I'M LONELY, DON'T RUB IT IN.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: TrickTester on April 10, 2011, 21:56
I think ours would fit in the same general category lol ^
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Backsauce on April 10, 2011, 21:57
Dear Stephanie,
Why did you follow me all night? When you caught up to me you just danced and when I ran away from you, you chased me. Like the time I tried jumping out the window, you were down below waiting for me. You scare me and I'm not going to, as you call it, "grind" you, so leave me alone you freak!
Love Hate,
Backsauce
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on April 10, 2011, 22:00
dear backsauce,

you turned on an opportunity to grind on some chick?

what's wrong with you
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Backsauce on April 10, 2011, 22:12
Dear Mercenary Raven,
She is a very creepy girl and if she was a little taller and could actually make eye contact with me, just maybe, plus I'm not a prostitute or a hooker, unless someone pays me to be a prostitute or hooker and then they pay me again to do the job.  Actually, never mind I said anything, I don't like grinding short, creepy girls.
from,
Backsauce
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on April 10, 2011, 22:24
dear backsauce

grinding doesn't make you a prostitute or a hooker oh my god are you high
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Backsauce on April 10, 2011, 22:31
Dear Sylar,
That means you don't know the way I grind.
from,
...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on April 10, 2011, 22:36
dear backsauce,

LOL that sounds like my friend james' night last night. your name isnt james right i might have to delete half of my posts.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Backsauce on April 10, 2011, 22:39
to liz,
No, I'm not James...I'm Backsauce.
From,
Backsauce, not james
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on April 10, 2011, 22:43
to Backsauce, not james,

phew alright. but i totally get what you mean about the whole people creeping on you thing.

sincerely,
liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Dragonpika on April 11, 2011, 23:10
1. Dear you,

I'm sorry I guilt-tripped you over visiting. It was my way of getting back at you for making me paranoid and jealous when you told me about her snuggling with you. I know you didn't mean to make me feel either, and you were just being honest, but I seriously downplay how afraid I am that you're going to run off with someone else. So I'm sorry that I'm spiteful, and I'm sorry that I don't quite appear to trust you yet.. I'm trying, I really am.

I'm also sorry that I'm lying to you about my nightmares, and that I will continue to lie to you even if you ask about them.

I have no idea why you would put up with me.. you being with me just doesn't make sense. That only fuels the paranoia that you're not really.

I miss you. And I love you.
- Kay xx



2. Dear you,

I feel like I'm losing you. We used to be so close, and now even when we talk it's like you're someone else. I know life has gotten to you and I know you prefer not to open up about it, but I hope whatever it is that is getting you down sorts itself out so you can be happy again. And I hope you turn back into your old, bubbly self when that happens.

- Kay xx



3. Dear you,

You're such a star <3 I'm still constantly afraid that I'm annoying you, or that I feel closer to you than you do to me. But you're such an amazing friend, and I find spending time with you just so relaxing and fun.. it's a welcome relief.

You're one of my best friends and I love you to bits <3
- Kay xx



4. And dear you,
I miss you more than I can put into words.
- Kay xx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 11, 2011, 23:17
Dear everyone trying to start up a conversation with me in real life,
I have a dislike for people I don't know. Don't take it personally, I still like to be a friend, I just find it hard to see the good in a lot of people. So please, don't judge me because I don't talk to you, I just don't trust you yet.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on April 12, 2011, 12:03
Dear self,
Please make the effort to talk to people more. Or actually make the effort to go see people. When was the last time you had a proper convo with anyone, either online or irl? A month ago? And before then was maybe 3 months ago. You're just not cut out for making/keeping friends. Wonderful, ANOTHER “woe is me” post that probably isn't needed.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on April 12, 2011, 20:05
dear nate

you are so hot why are you so much older than me @_@

-liz

james,

please stop making fun of peter with eva, even if you're joking. you havent known him for as long as we have.

-liz

spanish teacher,

THANK YOU FOR THE NEW SEAT <3

-liz

people who are spreading rumors about a few of my friends,

shut up, thats not what happened, you dont even know part of it.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on April 13, 2011, 19:25

- Dear Rachel Weisz / Kristen Stewart / Gemma Arterton / Hayley Williams

I'm still right here~

<3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: helenoftroy on April 13, 2011, 21:07
Yep, dropped a domino back there :o Give you the thumbs up Equinox :) ( Would have posted this elsewhere but Sly, I mean John?  :wacko: beat me to it!  ::)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Backsauce on April 13, 2011, 23:51
Dear Cuba,
If your going to make the "Q" noise, have a Q in your name!!! For every time your name doesn't have a Q, and I speak it aloud, I shall pronounce it as Ku-bah. I don't care about the laws of grammar and pronunciation, Your lettering pisses me off!
Love,
Backsauce 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 15, 2011, 00:23
Dear space,
please don't send any giant asteroids on a collision course to Earth. Its just not a good time you know?
Love MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 15, 2011, 00:27
Sylar,
Of course I sound like a derp, my username contains sandwich spelt with a Russian accent.

To everyone who believes my name has a typo,
It's meant to be like that. Just Google sandvich and stop mocking me.

*Runs off to hide in corner*
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on April 16, 2011, 19:56
Dear you,

A year. A week. And a day ago. Do you remember?

Rob xx

--

Dear you,

OI MS CLAIRE STONE. YOU NEED TO START TEXTING ME MORE. ORANGE ARE WONDERING IF I'VE DIED OR SOMETHING.

;;

Rob xx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on April 16, 2011, 20:09
dear Rob

stop not replying to my texts! also get on a train to bristol now plz!

love Claire xxx

-

dear mum

please actually attempt to get on with dad for once please! i can't deal with you two being at each other's throats all of the time... just sort it out please? and stop making dad feel like utter rubbish for once, the look on his face when you've said something really horrible to him just makes me cry

your daughter, claire

-

dear daniel

please stop telling me you hope i die soon. it's not very nice and i was the one who helped persuade mum & dad to get you your moped... there's no need for you to tell me to go kill myself/get in a car crash! also stop being a little delinquent. you're 16, a child, so stop acting like you can do whatever you want. you can't.

your sister, claire
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Enigma on April 16, 2011, 23:26
Dear Café Blue or whatever you're called,

I need to do lots of work next week for my course. So please be shut or something so that when I come back from Hastings, I'll not be distracted by your lovely wifiness that will (eventually) be linking me to the dreamworld.

Love,

Your Future Customer

***

Dear VGC people,

update your website and don't make the VGC date on the 25th.

Amen
(wait Pokemon =/= God. Meh.)

***

Dear May 3rd

postpone yourself or something k?

Love,

The Student Who Panics

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 17, 2011, 00:53
Dear S.
Its not that I don't like to talk, I just don't like being alone for several hours with one person and no break to collect myself, especially when I don't know the person that well. Maybe if we get together more regularly but for shorter lengths of time and in a less formal way. The word "date" is not helping. =[

From
 MOP  xx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Speak Now on April 17, 2011, 01:33
Dear E,

Why do you have to be so cute? I'm trying to distance myself from you, so I won't end up falling for you, but you're making things difficult by being so nice to me.

Please.. just don't ruin what a good friendship we have now.

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 17, 2011, 01:46
Dear A,
Gah... You've got personality, brains and beauty... But I absolutely hate you because you annoy me so for no apparent reason... Just stay as far away from me as possible, would you?

To the people I'm forced to work with in a certain time and place (you know who you are),
I hate working in groups. I have nothing against you especially, I have a mutual hatred for pretty much everyone there. So just let me do my work for the group, and it'll be slightly less painful for me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: EMPIRE on April 18, 2011, 23:40
Dear T.B.

grow up? we were all having joking argument with each other, you were calling me short and you take offence to my comeback? we were trying to get one over on each other and i won so, what do you expect me to say sorry or something? you know i didn't mean it you tit :L so why take offence mun.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on April 19, 2011, 00:43
james,

gdhsddcfd.

sddhfhgfjdfghsdfgh.

well, at least you're not confusing like the last one. im just hopelessly attracted to you T___T

-liz

eric,

come back into my life pleeeeeease. baseball isnt even a decent sport...

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on April 19, 2011, 11:17
Dear me

you are stupid.

love me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: PiPlUp_94 on April 19, 2011, 19:35
dear r,

yesterday i learned some home truths. yes i was offended by what you said and stop talking about me to a. i went out because i felt SORRY for you so yeah i didn't really want to anyway - HENCE MY HORRIBLE MOOD :|
"don't load your problems onto you friends." oh wow. do you know how hard it is for me to just to stay upbeat for the sake of my friends? there's days when i let little signs show so where the hell did you get that from?
you wouldn't stop bawwing either. omg you walk so far to get home!
i don't get that excited grin when i see you anymore and it might not come back.

from courtney.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 28, 2011, 23:40
Kas,
Let's go cow watching next week. Just humour me.
-MOP

Susanne,
I'm back in Bristol soon and you're going to have fun whatever it takes. No more being unhappy.
-MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 28, 2011, 23:49
Dear Me,
STOP FORGETTING TO GET A RETAKE FORM DAMMNIT.
Me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on April 29, 2011, 05:06
Dear person,

I regret that I am too shy to talk to you or start conversations. I would love to be your best buddy but I cannot :(
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Matty Cahill on April 29, 2011, 12:18
Here we go...

Dear -

Thanks for being there for me these past few months, you don't realise how grateful I am. You've been a great friend and I'm glad to be able to call you that. You have a crap when no one else did, you made me feel like I was actually respected and that means a lot. Thanks for all of that =]

Dear -

Why is it that I'm always the one to make an effort at the start and all you do is spit that back in my face? I try; I know it never works out well but at least I try yet it seems not even that gets appreciated. Now... I'm done trying; I can't do it any more. The thing is, you probably won't even care, meh.

Dear -

Did I drive you away? We used to talk all the time, we were like best friends... and now we hardly talk at all even though you still talk to others. It hurts because I feel like I've messed up our friendship and I have no idea how. I just want us to talk still, you know? I don't want it to get to a point where we don't talk at all and it's like we never were friends and I'd end up regretting not trying harder to keep our friendship alive. I guess it's my fault for messing up constantly in life.

Dear -

You need to sort yourself out; life's meant to be hard, you're meant to go through different struggles so stop blowing it way out of proportion and just get on with what you want to achieve. University is your goal; go for it, don't let the fact that you might not get it beat you up. Try and ignore the negatives because right now it's eating you alive and it's changing you and I'm not liking this change. You know what you have to do so do it <3

And if you don't achieve it... well don't let it destroy you ^^;

Just motivate yourself, stop messing up things and get on with stuff that needs to be done. If they can't be done, just go and achieve something else.

Dear -

I really don't know what to say to you any more... I've come to terms with the fact that we'll never be ~together~ but the fact that we're still going to be good friends is huge for me. I guess both wouldn't work... one had to be sacrificed. It still hurts though but at the same time I can't hate you for it. Just know that if you are ready then tell me =]

Dear -

Sorry for messing you guys around; I shouldn't have blown my problems out of proportion and made a decision so recklessly. Hope you can understand that I'm a bit different, that I'm sorry and that I didn't mean to cause trouble at all
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on April 29, 2011, 12:24
Thank you for making me realise I've been wasting my time trying to be happy.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on April 29, 2011, 14:11
Maths Teacher, (who is female) I, um,... yeah. :-[ :D
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on April 29, 2011, 17:38
Dear C,

I have done probably the worst thing a guy could do,rejecting you,not once, but twice,and it was pathetic for me to do that.If you ask again,i'll say yes because 3 times is destructive to anyone's mind,do just...ask.

From Will
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on April 29, 2011, 21:37
dear k
well thanks for not only completely ignoring me (one of your oldest 'friends' and the only one who was there for you when you were going though breaking up with your boyfriend last year) but then for b***hing about me and spreading lies about me behind my back! i really appreciate it, and it's exactly what i need right now. cheers.

dear j
wow could you please stop getting into a massive stress with me because people that you don't even speak to (or make the effort to speak to) occasionally ask me to meet up with them... they're my friends and i'm sorry, much as i value you as one of my best friends, i do have other friends too... you don't see me moaning when you go off with tasha, and you've gona ballistic at me when i've mentioned it before so please can you stop starting arguments over it?

dear brother
stop eating everything edible that you lay eyes on, start treating mum and dad with respect, stop acting as if you know more than everyone else and that you have the right to do whatever you want. you don't and the sooner you realise that the better.

dear -
yes i know i'm a moany bugger but thank you for listening to me rant and be generally annoying, it means a hell of a lot to me! i spend too much of my time feeling ignored and alone so it's nice that you've bothered to be there for me and make me feel better about myself :]
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Specstile on April 29, 2011, 22:09
Oh nick i hate you so much you. Go back to the zoo where you used to be.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 29, 2011, 22:46
Sony,
please sort it all out soon. I need to buy Kula World and FFVII before I begin my cheapskate lifestyle and just download a gig or two of demos.
-MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Normandy on April 29, 2011, 23:04
Dear Mr.Blanchart,
If I have to sing for my rehearsal, like I'm preparing for, I BEST have a major role in Annie.

Sincerely,
       Zach
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Speak Now on April 30, 2011, 22:10
A, please.. Stop trying to flirt with E. E doesn't like you like that, E told me, but it still annoys me when you try. Also, the whole 'cutesy' act is getting old.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on May 01, 2011, 13:28
Dear alcohol,

Why do you make me feel like so? ;;

Rob x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on May 01, 2011, 13:37
Dear friends

please realise I am not a drinker and I never will be. I don't like parties and I'd rather eat shoes than crash another friends party who you don't like anymore.

Love me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 03, 2011, 00:47
To my old history teacher,
Thanks a lot for spoiling teaching us the middle ages. It was one of the goriest ages I remember, and that Horrible Histories book I own taught me more than you ever could.
The one pupil you thought was actually listening
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on May 03, 2011, 21:02
Dear you,

It's a beautiful day~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o)

32. don't let it get away

You won't care. You shouldn't, and I doubt you'll even know it's for you, but damn.. this time I'm not turning back, and this time.. I mean it. You are the inspiration I need for this, and while I doubt you care, I doubt even more that you're even worth it. But you are my passion.

Are you worth it?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on May 08, 2011, 23:51
Dear Time Lords,
please give me "Bernard's Watch" I know you're the ones who invented it and I urgently require it.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on May 09, 2011, 04:31
Dear Future Me,

please allow my life to become heavily influenced by science fiction and also please study time travel.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on May 19, 2011, 08:40
Dear you,

hello, here i am. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMl8cQjBfqk)

16. and here we go, life's waiting to begin

Halfway there. Do you care? Do you appreciate it now when everybody tells you the same? The fake smiles no longer false, the substance stood behind the laughs, the confidence replacing an ego. Do you believe? You will prove her wrong.

You are worth it.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on May 19, 2011, 12:21
Please stop haunting my dreams. It's quite disturbing, and quite frankly, unnerving.


And you, you're worse than my brother. I thought better of you, but last night you really upset me. Not that you even care.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Afro-Disiak on May 19, 2011, 14:50
Dear Time Lords,
please give me "Bernard's Watch" I know you're the ones who invented it and I urgently require it.


I would also request to be copied in on any response you get to this letter!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 19, 2011, 17:32
To people who mis-treat me... I am sick of being reduced to tears because of your selfish nature, you never stop to consider my feelings before you speak, I used to blame myself but now I know its not my fault... To parents, I am sorry that you got such an imperfect daughter, i'm sorry that Im not who you want me to be, but if you could see me for who I was maybe you would change your minds...   
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on May 19, 2011, 17:43
dear freezer

accio ice pole.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 19, 2011, 18:40
Dear them,
Well done. No, really, congratulations. You've taken the already troubled, hateful, resentful and ultimately, socially unacceptable kid, and turned him into something of an emotional train wreck. I now feel that everybody bloody hates me, thinks I'm some sort of mental defective, and is just there to poke fun at. Now that you've taken my dignity, perhaps you'd like to take what miniscule shred of self-confidence I have and make me look like a complete and utter moron? Because currently, apart from the few "real" friends I have, the fact that I have relative intelligence is the only thing that I can be somewhat happy about. Go on, just take it, it's not as if I have feelings or anything, is it?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on May 20, 2011, 01:17
dear derek's friend,

what is you name.

seriously, what the hell is your name.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on May 28, 2011, 00:09
Dear God,
you did not invent maltloaf therefore I do not care for you.
Love MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 28, 2011, 00:13
Dear school,
Now that half term's here, I got something to say to you.
*Cue insanely long rasberry ending in me gasping for breath*
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 28, 2011, 00:19
To whoever reads this...  my attitude is based on how you treat me... Treat me bad, i'll treat you worse. Thank-you - wolfy x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 28, 2011, 01:51
To my impatience, tiredness, and the cut on my finger that I had no idea existed until someone pointed it out,
Go away.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: helenoftroy on May 29, 2011, 02:16
To Whom It May Concern ( both Male )
SHADDAP' YOU FACE!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 29, 2011, 02:29
You know who you are,
Go away. I can't be bothered with a flame war. Go troll on 4chan or somewhere.

To Gabe Newell,
Get up and work, Episode 3 isn't made by eating pies.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: helenoftroy on May 29, 2011, 03:35
I am disappointed. Seemingly people in USA think the rest of the world is a reflection of them.
To OBS I say, good luck on your journey. To Bluffy I say, live your life but don't spread too often.
To echo & MR I say, the world does not begin and end within a few miles of the borders of the USA.
Echo, why just go half way? the boys are waiting.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on May 29, 2011, 03:36
Quote
To echo & MR I say, the world does not begin and end within a few miles of the borders of the USA.
Oh wow, you're right.  Thanks for the revelation, I thought everyone else on the site was delusional when they said they were from this silly place known as the UK.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: helenoftroy on May 29, 2011, 03:44
Good for you Bluffy, bravo!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on May 29, 2011, 04:05
To echo & MR I say, the world does not begin and end within a few miles of the borders of the USA.
Echo, why just go half way? the boys are waiting.

qué no comprendo

dear bluffy,

i was unaware that you were a product like jam or butter.

i shall avoid spreading you in the future

signed, liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: helenoftroy on May 29, 2011, 04:17
Liz, I am about to go to bed. Before I do, I would like to say that I absolutely adore your dimple!
It's exactly like mine, chiney chin chin. Are we 100% sure about your most recent pics? You look great, but I fear some of the boys might get the wrong idea! It is not unknown for a bra strap to turn a guy wild you know.
Love Helen.

PS. I hope Peter is bearing up, I have been following your posts on this.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on May 29, 2011, 04:29
Liz, I am about to go to bed. Before I do, I would like to say that I absolutely adore your dimple!
It's exactly like mine, chiney chin chin. Are we 100% sure about your most recent pics? You look great, but I fear some of the boys might get the wrong idea! It is not unknown for a bra strap to turn a guy wild you know.
Love Helen.

PS. I hope Peter is bearing up, I have been following your posts on this.

really?! that's so awesome! maybe we're like related or something, or long lost sisters :D and its a cami strap, its perfectly fine, i was sure to not have any bra in the picture! dont want people getting the wrong idea yanno (:

oh and peter and i broke up just a little while ago. the novelty wore off and i was done with it. im sure you get what i mean since we're on the same page with a lot of things.

but wow i digress this has gone far from letter sending

dear meaghan,

you can't force friendship down someone's throat.

honestly me and casey had no problem with you until you started trying way too hard to be cool. please stop.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on May 29, 2011, 11:13
Dear anonymous car owner.

Stop parking your car over our driveway.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 29, 2011, 11:19
Dear school,
Please inexplicably explode.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 29, 2011, 12:02
To all the random people that smile at me, Thank-you for making my day just a little bit happier :)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Gusparce on May 29, 2011, 19:29
Sir, I would greatly appreciate it if you could move that knife out of my face.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: PiPlUp_94 on May 29, 2011, 19:39
B,

I'm worried about you. You've been on a constant slippery slope for ages now. You need to stay off that stuff "i only do it when i get asked to" that's a crap excuse and you'll end up getting addicted. Same with the drink too, you do it too often.
You're always putting yourself down to but you shouldn't. Just because all those dicks bullied you doesn't mean you aren't amazing.
You're one of my best friends and i don't want to see you go in that direction.

courtney
x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: TrickTester on May 29, 2011, 22:44
Dear Lauren,

please don't be dead :'(

love, Gorgi.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on June 13, 2011, 00:04
Dear you,

he whispers that he loves her~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH9A6tn_P6g)

37. but she's probably only looking for...

... so much more than he could ever give; a life free of lies and a meaningful relationship.


Hit the first landmark, you did yourself proud. But that's only the first obstacle, and how amazed you should be with eyes open wide at the journey ahead, you've still got to finish the job. Who says you're worth it, when you're looking for something through such a way; they can be happy for you, but it's still as soulless as one will insist. Push yourself, you've made all the right moves, you're the enigma of the pack and the code needed to crack.

You could be worth it. You shall break open those doors.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 13, 2011, 00:10
Dear time,
Please slow down for a while so I can get my history project done before I begin procrastinating too much.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on June 13, 2011, 00:32
Dear X & Y

thank you every so much for drawing me into your massive argument. I really appreciate being told that I have to choose between two of my oldest friends because a stupid situation has escalated to ridiculous levels. I'm stuck in the middle here as you're both refusing to talk and now I have to pick which one of you I want to stay friends with? Pfft, we're 18, not 8... The two of you should grow up.

Also X, thank you for completely ruining our holiday plans... not only because of this argument, but because you "have a meal booked on one of the days". You KNEW which dates we'd arranged, as we had to work around your schedule to begin with... You KNEW I had to fight to get the time off of work and now you suddenly say you can't make it, and that 'the plans were never final anyway'?! What a load of rubbish.


Dear Edexcel,

I hate your C3 & C4 modules. That is all.


Dear Myself,

Take a look in the mirror and see what you're becoming - you've put on all the weight that you've lost, and it shows. A lot. Stop eating whatever you can find just because you're bored, it's just adding to your ever-expanding waistline and making you feel worse about yourself!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 13, 2011, 00:52
Dear sub concience, I wish you would try harder to warn me of stuff I shouldn't do... Shesh its like I have to do everything myself... XD      Dear people, that thing in your head that tells you not to say stuff... Yeah I dont have that...   Dear the monster, I know you stole my cookies, and I am coming for them...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on June 13, 2011, 01:36
Dear that person in my head,
Please get out, it gets crowded in here. Besides, you don't live here. I'm sure you have your own head.

Dear me,
Find a hobby. Get a job. Get some new friends. Just... do something! You have ~3 months of summer and nothing to fill the time. Going to the gym won't fill up all that time, and you only have 3 friends who will be willing to see you. Just make changes to your life now please~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on June 13, 2011, 02:46
Dear self.

Invent something cool. Be cool. BOSS THE FUTURE.

and furthermore, you creep yourself out. Or maybe just this you is creeped out by your own musical choices. I mean, you picked a synthesized Triple I demo reel as your source of instrumental gratification. That stuff is freaking creepy. This you assumes your musical tastes have something to do with your taste for things no one cares about.

You know you'd make a good Homestuck character, says the obsessed you. You are NARRATING your LIFE like THIS and it's annoying. This you disagrees.

Get back in the brainbox, me. You know I have control of me on the Internet most of the time. The 80's are boss and you know that. Hey, me, go to bed, update that story, or make a sprite.

It was the 70's you silly pants. You're confusing the times. The 80's were more distorted and blurry on the television and that makes them Nightmare Fuel. The demo reel is from 1976-1979 and those were just black background Nightmare Fuel.

Don't go all TV Tropes on me, me. You know you got bored of it fast. You won't even look at the Furby page.

SHUT UP

you know, people reading this, Catstorm really is multi-faceted with her interests and her thoughts. One moment she is crazy and spontaneous and the other she is thoughtful and demanding understanding. Can you guess who this is? I hope so.

- large number of me discussing self. Gee, that was fun. I just wanted first to talk about me in the future, but an extremely large amount of me decided to slap egotistical me and the arguments began.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on June 13, 2011, 03:44
dear myself,

all weekend on the xbox

really.

you have no life.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on June 13, 2011, 03:58
dear sacnoth

what the hell is wrong with you, you make 2 (well 3 but i imagine From the New World will be very good as well, being that it's Shadow Hearts...  IN AMERICA) perfectly good games and now your company is disbanded.  smh

love,

mercenary raven

ps i'd change my name to yuri hyuga but that name was already taken (in my heart) by an fesser :<<
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Matty Cahill on June 13, 2011, 15:50
Dear you

It's time to make decisions. This constant delaying of decisions is causing problems, I can see it clearly; I don't know if anyone else can though. I just know you can do well, just believe in yourself... because that's what's ultimately stopping you being who you were. We used to be so close yet now it feels like you've changed and I don't know you. Just smile how you used to for me; I'm sure that'd work well. I don't like seeing you like this... I like seeing how you were before. I'd like that a lot =]
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 13, 2011, 15:56
Dear ------,
You're an idiot. You always will be. Your intelligence is sub-par. You'll probably end up in a dead end job, bored and miserable, while I'm earning loads of dosh in my ideal job. That doesn't mean you can make me the butt of all your jokes, nor does it mean you should make me look like a complete wally in front of everyone.
Signed,
The Awkward "Weirdo."
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on June 13, 2011, 16:27
Dear you.
I miss you a lot. The only form of contact I have had with you (and that you have responded to) is Formspring and twitter... why don't you respond to my messages on facebook? Wait, no, scratch that, did I cease existing entirely? I can't get over you and that frustrates me SO much it makes me want to scream and shout and cry.
I miss you so much... i haven't heard your voice or seen your face or hugged you in so long it's like i'm having withdrawal symptoms here
love
the girl who fell in love with you

dear friends
it's been what nearly a year now
i've tried to ask if you wanna meet up for coffee or whatever
on the rare occassions i see you outside school i've said hey and been ignored
am i suddenly like the bubonic plague right now and you don't want to be anywhere near me?
sincerely
that girl who moved schools and apparently ceased to exist

dear that person on facebook
that is not my brother
that is me
shut up and get out
from
the girl you thought was her brother

dear friend
you know i don't know which school is upper or lower
i waited outside for what 40 minutes
and you didn't brother to check to see if i knew
oh
and btw
i like my hair and i don't care it if annoys you
love
the awkward girl you met in maths and became the best friend of

dear school
why did you change the timetable to end at 3 instead of 3:30
now i gotta sit around for an extra half hour and do NOTHING AT ALL
damnit
from
the awkward sixth form student who looks like a drunken axe murderer on her id badge
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on June 13, 2011, 18:37
Dear me.

Pull yourself together woman~ <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: pokefin on June 13, 2011, 22:48
Dear ----

I told you my secrets and you told me yours. We were best friends. Now you have went and ruined it. You told the biggest morons in the class my secrets and now i have no friends and no one will talk to me yet i have kept yours. :'(

Yours sincerely 'The Gay Sissy Nerd, Finley'
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 13, 2011, 23:06
Dear Brain,
No! Don't stop being inspired! There's time for that when I'm sleeping!

Dear PE Teacher,
As hard as it is to comprehend, some of us don't like football. Kindly let us be, so we can just have our own astroturf pitch to do nothing in.

Dear ---,
You're fat. You're a rubbish friend. You're not cool. You can't even insult me properly, yet every single person in the class now treats me like you do. Thanks.

Dear ------,
Yes. I like pokemon. Would you kindly stop making it seem like a crime and get off my case?

Dear Friends,
Thanks for being the best friends a guy could have. You tolerate my whinging, the majority of the school making a complete wazzack out of me, and my general incompetence at pretty much anything. I really appreciate it in this kind of time, when it seems everyone uses me as the butt of their jokes.

All signed by the Socially Inept, Largely Useless Nerd Who Hates Pretty Much All of You.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on June 16, 2011, 18:42
dear lucky,

where are you honestly there are only so many places you can hide in my room
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ShiraBliss on June 17, 2011, 15:07
Dear quarrelers,

PLEASE STOP ARGUING!!!! I get the whole sibling fight regime, TRUST ME, but this is just out of control!! I am tired of being surrounded by people screaming at each other simply because one of the two of you opened your mouth to speak!

And another thing: please stop bringing me into your arguments!!! I don't want ANY PART in your squabbling! It is between YOU TWO, not me! In addition to that statement: I am not property of either of you! Stop screaming over how one of you has no right to say 'hello' to me in the mornings!! Man ALIVE.

Just please for one day - ONE DAY - stop FIGHTING!!!! I can't take all this yelling anymore!

Sincerely, me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kona on June 17, 2011, 17:25
Dear __

Thanks for what you said perfectly within my hearing ¬¬

Sorry I'm not popular like you. Sorry I'm not smart, beautiful, and a generally an awesome person like you.

Maybe you should think next time before you insult a group of people.

But don't get me wrong. I've always liked you. I thought you liked me too.

Love, Him.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on June 17, 2011, 17:27
dear self

PLEASE STOP ADDING SONGS TO THIS PAYLIST OH MY GOD OKAY THERE WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE EIGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SIMPLE FST
40 SONGS INSTEAD OF 8 AS YOU PSYCHOANALYSE AN ALIEN FISHBOY FROM A GODDAMN WEBCOMIC ISN'T HEALTHY
GET OUT MORE LOL

- self
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Dracoandy666 on June 18, 2011, 00:59
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome ntai =]

In other words, take it easy, Momentai =p
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: BlackStatic on June 20, 2011, 06:25
Dear School,
Thanks for backstabbing me. Trying to get me into a distance ed course, then telling me my two weeks off school are putting my Year 10 certificate at risk. Yeah thanks, really helps with a student's self esteem.

Dear OTEN/TAFE,
Please save me from my godforsaken school. I'll do anything it takes to get into your course - fill out all the necessary forms more than once, label myself as mentally unstable, claim I have learning disabilities, whatever it takes. Just let me into your course and save me from this damn public high school.

Dear art/photography classmates,
Stop being such egotistical farts. You don't know everything, so stop acting like you do. Your jokes aren't funny either, they just make you look stupid. Also, your female friends are stupid for following you so mindlessly. I pity them and their wasted IQ.

Dear Ms. ___,
One of the reasons I tried to get out of school is because I'm getting bored with Photography. It was a cool alternative to Drama in Year 9, but even now I don't think I'm hipster enough to find it entertaining. You're a great teacher and have a great approach to teaching your subject, nothing against you personally, but I'm bored with the subject and fail to see any career opportunities within said subject.

Dear ___,
Why would the lesbian be dating a gay guy who's two years older? Think about it for a minute before your baseless jokes and accusations backfire on you. Also you're ugly and have no hope of ever getting through school, but then again I will salute you for successfully ruining my Math classes. Congratulations, jerk.

Dear me,
Learn to suck it up and take it like a man.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 20, 2011, 06:45
Dear the haters... Shut your ugly faces and stop obsessing over your already perfect lives, you don't know what a hard life is because you get handed everything on a plate, well you know what? Mummy and Daddy cant be there to clean up your messes forever. So grow up, stop being Juvinile ****** and get a bloodly life! signed, the 'weirdo who has no friends'
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on June 20, 2011, 07:00
dear marmalade on toast,

as a hater i am deeply offended

LoL (lots o' love)

~ Mercenary Raven ~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 20, 2011, 07:32
Dear mercenery raven, sorry I offended you... XD
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on June 22, 2011, 03:16
dear nate,

i wanna see your 3DS

and other things

(by that i mean his legend of zelda game and his ps3 of course you sick pervs -_-)

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on June 22, 2011, 04:25
Eric-
Every day I greet I can't stop thinking about you. I've tried so hard, but I can't bring myself to hate you. Over and over, I've questioned that same thing that's been haunting ever since you got together with her. Why not me?
I know I have many faults, I'm nothing special. I'm not pretty, I'm not top of the class, but you of all people should know how I strive to get to my goals. You've seen me run, you've seen me try to be part of the team, you've seen me trying to show you what I really am. And everyone has told me to get over you, they keep telling me that someone who ignores me like you do doesn't deserve me, but I know fully that they're wrong.
I can't help but want you, I can't help but keep those images of you in my head, I can't help but hope that your relationship fails so I could be the one that just maybe you'll notice and accept. It's a stupid dream, but all stupid realities must have some sort of fantasy for a little relief, and I can't get over that my dream, my fantasy, my above-most desire is you.
Sure, I'll admit that this is my hormonal feelings getting the best of me, but you don't realize just how much I've wanted this. Track freshman year--just over a year ago now--is when I started looking at you differently, when I saw just what sort of person you were. It started with seeing you smile.
Maybe I should've acted when I had the chance, then we wouldn't be here right now, me writing you a message that you'll never receive. I wouldn't have shed all of those tears after I asked her that one question, "Are you really his girlfriend?"
You never did realize just how much that hurt, hearing that simple "yeah" from her mouth. I had to purse my lips to keep from welling up before her, tightened my face, and walked away. I didn't get that far before it all came out. The tears just kept coming, no matter how much I wanted to hide them.
I beat myself up--and I still do--for being so foolish as to actually think you could possibly be interested. But that doesn't change anything. I still adore that sweet smile you have, that cute laugh. But now I know they're not meant for me specially, and that fact always makes me feel like stabbing myself to get it all over with.
My friends try to help me carry on with things, telling me there's still someone out there for me, to just forget you. But I always turn to them and question in my eyes, "Yeah, but why can't it be him?" Because I don't want anyone else, I don't want to forget you.
I just want you.
If things were just that simple. I could only wish. And I do only wish. That's what I think about while in my own personal silence, when left alone to my thoughts. Thoughts of you always fill that emptiness. And  if only I could just block them out, conceal them, so that maybe I could wake up from this illusion that I'm caught under then maybe things wouldn't be so complex.
Yeah. Right. Too bad complex is too small of a word for this.

-Mariah
P.S. I'm sorry for thinking that maybe you liked me too.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 22, 2011, 06:35
^hang in there babe, everything will be alright^  dear whoever invented maths... Your lucky your dead... I hate you... because of you I failed my maths exam... Hope your happy! :-( cause i'm not
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on June 22, 2011, 08:32
to the drivers who drive around in broad daylight with your headlights on

TURN THEM OFF IT IS NOT DARK YOU IMBECILES

from me.

to valve

I demand meet the medic comes out today I CAN'T WAIT 24 HOURS *explodes*

from me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: TrickTester on June 22, 2011, 09:33
Dear ---

Hey, so it's my birthday on Friday and i respect that it's also your brother's but stop using the excuse that I.m too young too come out too because your brother's girlfriend is the same age as me and SHE can go. Also, yes I.m very jealous of your wonderful date who you invited. If you miss nx birthday on Friday then Saturday? Wait! You have a friend round, is it really THAT HARD to maybe invite me too so I'm not alone for my birthday? Wait wait, your date was moved from Saturday to Friday, so your friend was coming round and so was your date? How selfish can you be, i asked if i could, you knew it was my birthday and it's so freaking hard for you to make it not lonely for me.

signed, link.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on June 22, 2011, 12:14
Dear AQA,

please please let the Chem5 exam be as nice as the Chem4 and the Biol5 exams! Edexcel have managed to ruin my life a bit so please keep up the good work exam-wise on Friday!

love,

Claire the Student
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Matty Cahill on June 22, 2011, 12:22
Dear "the big man upstairs"

Please be nice to me by letting me have some way of moving out of this hell hole. It'd go a long way to making my life so much better. Getting into Uni would be a massive bonus too... but that's something I'll have to sort out.

It'd mean a lot... I'd say like you wouldn't know but you probably do haha

Oh, if you'd make me an Adventurer in a far away land, that'd be even better. Man, life would actually be cool then.

- Alex
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ShiraBliss on June 22, 2011, 15:47
Dear Valve,

As unnervingly ecstatic I am about the Meet the Medic video, this also means that I literally cannot wait another 24 hours. It's against nature itself o_o

Also... how long after Meet the Medic will we get the Meet the Pyro? When will we FINALLY learn the Pyro's gender?! (My money is on female).

Love, ShiraBliss C:
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on June 22, 2011, 15:49
Dear Valve,

As unnervingly ecstatic I am about the Meet the Medic video, this also means that I literally cannot wait another 24 hours. It's against nature itself o_o

Also... how long after Meet the Medic will we get the Meet the Pyro? When will we FINALLY learn the Pyro's gender?! (My money is on female).

Love, ShiraBliss C:

I second this.

To Looshie
Pllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase make it on tonight I missed you by 2 minutes when I got home and 15 minutes when I had to leave TTATT I want some more Pascake Vikky RPs ;n; It helps me stave off madness when it comes to waiting for Meet the Medic oh god i can't wait any longer *splode*
Love Myth :>
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kona on June 22, 2011, 20:15
Dear Valve,

Announce the Quick-Fix for the finished game. Give us more Backpack Space too. And make the Uber Update come out at a reasonable time in the UK, so that everyoen has a chance at crafting numbered hats. Oh, and make the recepies reasonable this time. I'm not crafting more than a hat for a weapon I won't use, just for collection purposes. No Replay Hat + 2 Refined for a weapon. How about Weapon A + Weapon B?

Love, Flappy.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: BlackStatic on June 23, 2011, 07:43
Dear Triptrap,
We built you a cat enclosure and you never used it. Then we bought you a cat flap, because you broke into said enclosure after we thought you would neglect it... You have also destroyed the fly screen on the window four times from your clever cage antics. Now you're a great cat and all, but can you please be a nice little kitty and use the correct entrances when they are readily available to you? I'm sick of having to leave the window open for you each night, especially when you then decide to claw at my bedroom door to be let out again.
Also, you're taking up bed space and unlike you I don't have fur to keep myself warm at 5:30 in the morning.

Dear ___ (the one I can't stop obsessing over),
I appreciate our friendship, and I can understand where you're coming from when you say it's more meaningful than what we had originally rushed into, but please allow me some time to recover. Also, if you say I'm not making you push me away, then why do I sense this awkwardness between us now?
Regardless, thankyou for your bluntness this morning. As strange as it sounds, I thrive on honesty in a relationship and whether or not we consider ourselves in that position as of now, it means a lot knowing we can still trust each other as bros for life.

Dear ___ (the other awesome buddy),
We don't talk as much as we used to, but I just wanted to say thanks for putting up with my crap. I will admit it's kind of sad when I find him on your msn while you're on the couch doing whatever, but I won't consider it the same as you ignoring me. Because having you listen to my problems and give me your insights has really meant a lot. Thanks for being my other buddy, and although I feel we're becoming distant I'm not going to let that get in the way of seven years of friendship.

Dear Australian Furries,
If there's so little of you, then why do you all have to be so freakin' active on the NSWfurs facebook page?! You're flooding my email inbox, and although I appreciate all the event invites I get, I'm unfortunately either too North or too South to go to them. It would be greatly appreciated if you didn't have all your events in just Sydney or Surfer's Paradise, and a few more near the Queensland-NSW border.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kona on June 23, 2011, 17:07
Dear Valve,

Stop making such Junk sets. One or two good weapons along with an awful one doesn't make a good set. It makes it useless. There's a reason I traded off that Milkman after a few days. Oh, and make the bonuses good please.

Also, Y U NO ENGIE???
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on June 23, 2011, 17:08
dear valve

if i see your name mentioned one more time i will wreck everything
do something to shut everyone up please thanks
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Matty Cahill on June 23, 2011, 17:13
Dear makers of Adventure Time

Make more episodes of Adventure Time please. I need more of a fix of Adventure Time.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 23, 2011, 17:17
Dear the bus driver... You were meant to be here an hour ago, I am cold, wet and tired and it is due to your ignorence to your timetable... Oh great to top everything off, its starting to rain... From the freezing cold wet and annoyed teenage girl at the bus stop 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on June 23, 2011, 18:10
Dear Finn,

another series of Adventure Time starts next month, so you don't have long to wait!

your trusty companion,

Jake
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Matty Cahill on June 23, 2011, 18:21
Dear Jake,

I am aware of this but it's only one series, I need more adventures than that! :<

Your friend to the end,

Finn
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on June 23, 2011, 18:22
dear people above,

the governator will be a better show.  just wait till 2012.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on June 23, 2011, 18:26
Dear Finn

But one series is better than none! And it must be hard for them to tell the stories of our amazing adventures in such a brilliant, witty way... Give them a chance man!

Your stretchy yellow ray of sunshine,

Jake
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Matty Cahill on June 23, 2011, 18:43
Dear Muhed

You lie

From Finn

Dear Jake

I suppose so... I best grab my sword in preparation anyways!

Your brother from another mother,

Finn
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 23, 2011, 18:49
Dear people of Pkmn... I have a crisis, I year 8 -12 years old- asked me out, I am 3 years older than him and dont know how to say no without hurting his feelings.... From, Kirsty
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on June 23, 2011, 18:53
Dear Kirsty
There is no way to turn him down that will not incur some sort of wrath the likes of which the world has never seen. You'll have to just live with it. I'm sure that you'll be very happy together.
Alternatively, just say no and then outrun him. Assure yourself that it is all part of his growing up and learning about the harsh realities of the world. Or tell him to come back in a few years' time. Children have short memories. He won't remember.
From the Chairman of the Anti-Childsnatching Agency
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 23, 2011, 19:14
To the chairman of the anti-child-snatching agency, thanks for the help, much appreciated, Kirsty
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on July 04, 2011, 00:21
dear nathan

stop with the sexual advances i thought it was obvious i am not interested any longer especially when i said 'can we stop talking about this' more than once.

- john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on July 04, 2011, 00:31
Dear cream,
Stop giving me wind.

Dear beef hash,
Stop being tasteless and giving me wind.

Dear melons of any variety,
Stop giving me a sore throat.

Dear sleep,
Are you coming or not? I can't wait for ever.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on August 12, 2011, 15:50
Dear fanboys of all kinds.
Please try to get your facts right and at the very least use wikipedia if you're going to say something.
There's nothing wrong with liking a company, just try not to be blinded to any problems and don't take things so personally. Remember these people view you and I as over-paid magpies, they don't care about you unless you give them money.

Love,
  Frustrated in Sidcup

p.s. Not directed at anyone here, its more my brother annoying me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lugia95 on August 12, 2011, 20:34
Dear younger kids at my Pokemon club,

Please learn what personal space is. I don't want you sitting on my lap. Also, don't shout in my ear, I like being able to hear. Oh, and, if you touch my 3DS one more time, I'm going to have to hurt you.

Love, Lugia95
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on August 12, 2011, 20:59
Dear r,
i like you more than i let on. You've stopped being such an immature idiot and idk i feel like we ~connect~ due to our love of rock music. We flirt too much at times especially during classes. Hopefully you won't have changed over the summer. See you tuesday~

Love courtney x

Dear the teacher who i wanted to kill at times,

i'm sure when you saw my result you laughed then had a party because you knew you were right all along. Thanks for making me feel crap about my art and myself many times! You held a grudge against me and alex for no reason too.

From the student who can't do art apparently
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 12, 2011, 21:13
Dear Mr F,
I'm on my holidays, as you may well know. Yet I still ponder if what you're doing is entirely legal.
That one student at the back of the room.

Dear Mrs G,
I have an interest in the world around me. Learning about other cultures can be fascinating. However, because of you, I've been put off geography forever, least of all because of my awful level. Don't put on the act, we all know you hate us to the core.
That one student who was considering taking geography.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on August 12, 2011, 23:50
dear white,

please, please, please, lets not fight this year

im sorry, im really sorry and all i want to be is your friend after all of this. i feel like you tore a little chunk out of me when we stopped being friends and i just want it back, please.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on August 17, 2011, 15:42
Dear you,

Don't ask me why, we've not spoken for months, but I've started dreaming about you again. And it makes me wonder what could've happened had I been brave enough to ask you out like we both wanted me to. Then again, you shot off for the summer and glamourised, maturing into the sexy fit thing you are today, I stood there like the geek in the rain I was, and you never looked back. Took me long enough to finally catch up with you though.

Could something happen now what you once saw in me is back, fearless? Would it be so bad if we could bump into each other again and share that smile again?

Rob x



Mirror mirror on the wall,

Damn, since when did I become so good looking?

Rob x



Dear you,

I.. I don't quite know how to judge you here. Everything about your body language tells me that you quite like me, the giggles, the eye contact, the leaning into me, but I know you and I know that you don't want anything like that at all. Not.. not that I'd want to. You're a good friend, but I can't see you in that way at all, and whilst I'm sure one day you'll make somebody very happy, it won't be me.

I hope you don't, because I'm no good for you honey. =]

Rob



Dear Dairylea,

Your cheese slices are just too nice. Stop it. You will make me fat. Again. Gr.

.. <3;;

Rob x



Dear society,

Women. Women with prams. Women with prams who are with other women. Women with prams who are with other woman with prams. Women with prams who are with other woman with prams who think it's acceptable to block the entire pavement off and then scowl at you because you're walking in the opposite direction on the same stretch of pavement and it's on a busy main road. Please, kindly, do one.

Lots of love in the whole wide world,

Rob x



Dear Leeds United,

Can you play like last night, like.. all the time? You know, players moving into channels, our midfielders actually being unpredictable yet calm and collected, our defence as solid as rock and our keeper better than that son of scum? It would be much appreciated if you could, definitely if we was to go up and pass Swansea coming down on the way.

=]

Rob

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on August 18, 2011, 22:54
Dear
i'm in one of those reflective moods and idk it hits me how lucky i am at times. If it wasn't for all you amazing people i probaby wouldn't be here. Words cannot describe how greatful I am.


courtney x

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on August 21, 2011, 05:19
dear

its probably cos its late at night and i'm waiting for teefury to changeover
or the vermouth still lingering in my system i don't know
or the witching hour
i really can't sleep
help :C


but yeah when i go to youtube to find the version of a song about a chameleon you were singing randomly earlier
and find myself disappointed by the proper version
cos you sing it 20x better and nicer and lovlier and prettier than the original person does imo yeah pretty much that

i hope other people tell you this as well cos if not they need to turn in their ears as they are clearly not working properly

oh uh this is the point where i get embarassed and trail off and try not to delete this in flaily embarassment

lüv
E. Ω
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on August 21, 2011, 05:39
Dear future self,

I don't understand many things yet. I'm sure you understand a lot more now. I hope you forgo any anger caused by my lack of knowledge and/or understanding of things that will impact me in the future.

Speaking of that, I wish to write- er, type a diary. I hope this will provide the best accounts of my time and will aid you in discovery.

-Catstorm, Late August 2011

seriously what is up with me and my future self?

also

dear x:

don't be surprised by me or anything, because I'm complicated.

-me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on August 21, 2011, 14:26
Please come back to Swansea so I can justifiably act like a giddy schoolgirl, rather than not really having a reason to be ^^;

--

Please bake me more cake ;;

--

CARBS I LOVE YOU PLEASE NEVER LEAVE ME K
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ShiraBliss on August 21, 2011, 17:23
Dear Mother,

You honestly can't expect me to respect you when everything is a double standard with you. That if you need reminding of something it's because you simply forgot, whereas if I need reminding it's because I'm a stupid girl, or as you put it today that there's something wrong with me? Seriously? If you interrupt it's because you have something important to say, whereas if I cut in I'm being the rude one and I deserve to be scorned? Especially when the latter situation was BECAUSE you interrupted me in the first place and started messing around with my words before I could get the point across? It's okay to ignore me when I ask you something, but if I don't hear you I'm suddenly ignoring you and I need to be punished or degraded as a result?

Grow the hell up.

~ Me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on August 22, 2011, 00:09
peter,

so much to say.

first, that was too much mountain dew yesterday. second, im pretty sure you like me with all of that whole being disappointed if i went out with james thing. but uh, i just wanted to say that even if we're like an armhold away from cuddling, i think of you the same way that i think of james: youre cute but i could never ever go out with you. and im sorry if that makes me a female player or something. plus i cant do anything because of girlcode either. and i never ever wanna lose you as a friend. so don't take what im doing the wrong way, please.

-liz


james,

for the above reasons im so glad that you didn't go to the beach.

-liz


liz,

wait am i borderline playing the field and not realizing it

well im pretty sure i warn everyone im friends with i suck at commitment so hopefully they heeded that and didnt take it as a challenge

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on August 22, 2011, 07:54
Dear r,

thanks for making my dream awesome last night.
I still like you btw.

Courtney x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on August 22, 2011, 11:29
Dear SAAS,

where's my god damn money
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Turner on August 22, 2011, 15:18
Dear SAAS,

where's claire's goddamn money?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 22, 2011, 22:52
Dear -,
I give up. I well and truly do. Because you know what? I know I'll fail each and every single time, and I know people are silently judging me for my own stupidity I know I could've prevented. Besides, I have more important things to worry about. Like that book I know I'll never finish before the holidays are up. Or that weekend course eating up all of my time. Or that I'm due back at a school that treats me like dirt soon. Or the sheer fact there is a severe lack in things I can do correctly.

Dear * section,
You're about as busy as a fridge store at the North Pole. I don't know why I got into you in the first place, and I frankly don't care. But, nobody even so much as spares a passing glance there, and it's going to be that way for ages if my predictions are correct. So, like I said, I quit. I have more important things to worry about.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on August 25, 2011, 22:16
Dear Gamefreak,
please include "kerb stomp" as a move in the next pokemon game. I want it for massive damage against pokemon inflicted with a status effect.
Please make me happy.
Love,
MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ShiraBliss on August 26, 2011, 06:35
Dear MOP,

Your message makes me laugh, and I'm not sure that's a good thing xD

~ Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lk_01112 on August 26, 2011, 16:06
Dear Grand Uncle I have never met,
Hey I know you are busy and everything (considering your job) but I needed to tell you something. Your sister-in-law, my grandmother has passed away. Considering you two were as close as real siblings and you treasured every bit of family (or so I was told) I am sorry to tell you this.
~ Your granddaughter?

Dear Grandma,
Can you please stop trying to take control of our lives. We can take care of ourselves okay. Everybody's fed up with your attitude, especially your pride and selfishness. Even when your brother passed away you still never forgave him nor went to his funeral. To boot that, the little girl (not so little anymore) you abandoned to your brother has already had enough of your attitude and does not want to be you punching bag anymore no matter how much you beg (see how you feel now). Now I see why my grandfather never had any children wit you.
~Sincerely, your (only in law) granddaughter

Dear grandmother I never knew,
I'm sorry that you had to leave your only daughter (or is she now?) because your family didn't approve of your affair with my grandfather. I wish, if you are still alive and out there, please I wish we would be able to meet face-to-face and I would finally know your name.
~Wondering, your granddaughter
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 26, 2011, 16:19
Dear scuba equipment I will use tomorrow and Sunday,
Please don't give out on me. I really don't feel like drowning in a lake meant for training people.

Dear weather,
Please make your bloody mind up. I don't want to bring a wooly hat and sunscreen.

Dear PADI,
Please make your mind up about the time we should e there. If it's nine, fine. Eight? Great. Just let me know for sure. So I'm not late/tired.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on August 26, 2011, 16:46
Dear intolerance to alcohol.

I do not like you. I wish you to leave me. Unfortunately you have this habit of clinging to me like a bad smell. I wish this could be goodbye.

<3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on August 26, 2011, 19:38
Dear intolerance to alcohol.

I do not like you. I wish you to leave me. Unfortunately you have this habit of clinging to me like a bad smell. I wish this could be goodbye.

<3

if its alcohol flush you are getting, a zantac/rantidine about an hour to half an hour beforehand can help cos it's a h2 blocker and stops the alcohol flush being so bad
if its just general lightweightism count yourself lucky ahahaha its cheaper
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on August 26, 2011, 19:42
Ahaha not even that. My chest goes really tight when I drink it.. may be allergic xD Ahh well.


On another note: Jonny please come pick up your tobacco before i smoke it just to spite you. That is all.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 26, 2011, 19:45
Dear people on my street,
Shut up you damn loudmouths.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on August 28, 2011, 02:09
dear teeth,

STOP HURTING ):

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pandemonium on August 28, 2011, 05:47
Dear housemate,
Please come home already so I can get you to sort me out with that job! I do so need it, after all.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Moon Chaser on August 29, 2011, 13:49
Dear complete and utter creativity block,

Go away I have Art work to catch up on, for Monday.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on August 29, 2011, 16:17
Dear housemate,
Please come home already so I can get you to sort me out with that job! I do so need it, after all.

Dear Jasper, I would rather like the money you owe me, I need to pay bills ;;~


Dear world. Let me sleep. Please?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Latias Tamer on August 29, 2011, 16:35
Dear bit of paper.

Please reveal yourself, as you contain important information. =p

Richard x

....ish very unorganised...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on August 31, 2011, 23:52
Dear Doctor,
please alter the timeline so velociraptors exist as pets.
Love MOP
xx

Dear MOP,
notice how Laura has a job already? Do you? No? Think about why that is because these things are probably your fault. >:|
From MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on September 01, 2011, 00:01
Dear U 
You're a tit. 
It's certainly not hatred that I feel for you, but so very often you make me want to jump out of a window. Or, preferably, throw you out of one, just for a short break from the bewildering excrement that spews from your mouth. 
Love and bile, M 
 
 
Dear the days that pass 
Liven up, would you? 
Love, M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on September 01, 2011, 06:31
Dear me,
Let's talk.

OK what's up

well you, and me, and we, we have to go on a super adventure to find the inner machinations of my mind.

Why?

My subconscious is in there, and I'm pretty sure it's mad about being locked up in bad sleep hours.

Oh. How do you know?

Well, I've either had weird or vague dreams, and basically I'd like to have the über long lucid dreaming as a special order.

Sounds good. Go get something to eat. Go to bed. Do your homework. Put the socks in the laundry. You know, talking to yourself may make others think you're crazy.

So?

You don't want that.

But I'm not crazy. My self gets pretty lonely.

-_-

ARGH SHUT UP LET'S GET BACK ON TOPIC. We need to attempt a LUCID DREAM and look for the guide or whatever.

OK, do you think your subconscious will talk to you if it's mad?

It's worth a shot.

OK. Good night do everything i told you or else.

Good night.

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on September 02, 2011, 21:33
Dear college class and tutor...

 I may seem to take a while to "settle in" but I assure you, I am a really nice person, and I always add humor, once I get to know everyone, and what I can, and cannot make jokes about, the wheels will start to turn... Also if any of you sing, please don't say Im the only boy who sings, because I like the extra respect and stuff, and in gigs, if Im doing a solo peice, I suppose I can wear my suit (like a boss).

 If my "sanity" becomes a question mid course, don't worry I still pay full attention, got an A in RS, and I wore a ski mask to some of thoes lessons...

 But hey! It would be nice for you guys to add me to the team, since, I have long hair.... yeah....
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on September 02, 2011, 21:38
Dear Love Life,

Stop trying to twist me inside out by liking someone who would probably turn me down.

From Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: CC|The 2nd Coming on September 02, 2011, 21:58
Dear college tutor for next year,

I hope you will be able to understand when I tell you on our introductory day that I won't be in for the rest of the week due to a fake funeral my parents and I are going to in Warwickshire.  I will catch up with the work, I promise.

Respect,

The student that is on 6 weeks trial for being slack with assignment deadlines last year ^_^
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on September 02, 2011, 22:03
Dear Self,
Get your damn head on straight and stop acting like a whiney little bundle of fail who thinks the world owes him a living. Get up off your lazy rear, and do something productive for once. Like, I don't know, do some creative writing, or ride a bike. Train at Gildenburgh, just stop moping for no real reason. I know it's that time in a boy's life and he may have moodswings, but just... Just pick yourself up off the floor, you pathetic excuse for a human, and be less of a pathetic excuse for a human.

Good, now that's out of my system, I can focus on that thing I was working on.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on September 02, 2011, 22:13
Dear G,

wow thanks for completely ignoring my attempt to salvage our friendship... I really appreciate it. It's not my fault that you decided that you /had/ to write and make a film this holiday, nor is it my fault that you decided it all had to be filmed on a night and at times I couldn't do. Cheers for having a massive go at me about it though, I appreciate it. that's the last time I'll make the effort for you though... it's nice to see you care about our 4 year long friendship.

see you around (not),
Claire.


Dear J

I realised today I am gonna miss you soooo much when we go to uni - we've been friends for 7 years now and stuck together through loads of crap. you are literally possibly my bestest friend and not hearing you prattle on about moose/ketchup/polos is going to be so weird =[ we'd so best keep in contact!

lots of love
Claireophenia

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on September 02, 2011, 22:40
Dear mother nature,
thanks for the week of intense headaches and low mood so far! Can't wait for another week of hell!

love courtney x

dear a,
i wonder how many times i've moaned about you on here? Lost count now.
When i said i don't get ema anymore you said "welcome to my world!" hahaha no.
You say your family are skint at the end of every month? Try having that every week or two. I'm sick of you making out that your life is so bad. At least i'm happy with what i have and know the value of money.
Also your *~condition~* is hypochondria. You seem to be at the docs every day.
Stop making people take pity on you for attention. Yeah i was born way too early and was ill as hell in my first few years of life but i don't use that to gain some sympathy from people, i get on with life and thank the world i'm alive.
B also has a bf/other friends too and she gets sick of your whining too so maybe that's why she won't see you?
go back to how you were please.

love courtney x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on September 02, 2011, 23:13
Dear, Mah Bro

 Sorta like the way you said you were taking the same course as me, then at the last min change course, I respect your choices, but ya could have told me that you were doing a different course... since you know... Im sorta in a class with friends I havent made now...

 ALSO totally loving the way you said "hey now I might actually pull, since your not there to make girls hate me" it really is not my fault that girls are infact used to me joking around, and they are normally aware that Im dreadfull with my choice of words... No offence dawg, but it might just be, I have a natural charm... that you might lack...

 However, glad your letting her go, nice to see one of my friends progressing in life, untie the weights around your ankles and with a bit of luck you might get your head above water. But hey, maybe now I might pull, since after all, you always seem to drop me in it when it comes down to girls...

Hope we keep in touch, been best friends for 4 years now... and hey, if any of your new friends (or girlfriends) come on xbox live, ya better warn them about me... since Im sure their going to hate you when they go offline....
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on September 03, 2011, 00:21
dear shawn,

when i tell my friends im switching out of computer apps, i usually say, "jk i just wanna take business"... but thats kinda a lie is 25 percent i want you to stop staring at me cause its wigging me out. until the change is made, lets establish some ground rules

1. dont stare at me
2. dont smile at me
3. do not ever under any circumstances speak to me

i dont forgive you until you apologize,

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on September 04, 2011, 18:37
Dear self

you are an idiot and you are going to get yourself kicked out of school GO AND DO THAT HOMEWORK SERIOUSLY

love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on September 04, 2011, 18:40
Dear Shaymin

you are an idiot and you are going to get yourself kicked out of school GO AND DO THAT HOMEWORK SERIOUSLY

love me ewno

love rob x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on September 05, 2011, 14:24
dear rob

i really don't have the motivation to do it

kill me

love lauren
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on September 05, 2011, 14:35
Dear Lauren. I love you =]. I won't let Rob kill you JUST yet. P:

Love, Lottie
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on September 05, 2011, 19:11
dear loz's homework

do you see the trouble you have caused
you're tearing the family apart

you're dead to me

john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Apprentice on September 05, 2011, 19:20
Dear John (harhar pun),

Tell me how to talk to paper.

-A
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on September 05, 2011, 19:28
Dear Friend,
When I get back, you'd better be able to tell me what the last sixty pages of Oliver Twist are about. What, I'm supposed to actually read the rest of this?
Kind regards,
Your prone-to-procrastination buddy.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on September 05, 2011, 19:33
Dear, Angel (my cat)
Why do you have to scratch me all the time. On weekends I like to sleep in but, no you have to wake me up. With your claws! Do you know how uncomfertable it is to sleep in the Fetal Position? Its not that comfertable. I love you, yes I do but, I would really like it if you stopped. And don't come meowing to me when I knock you off the bed for it.
Signed,
Barbara Lyons (Not my real name)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on September 05, 2011, 19:39
dear jim please will you fix it for me -A

it's an art. you've probably never heard of it...........

- john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on September 07, 2011, 12:13
dear martin freeman, 
Kindly stop being in terrible things. I don't know why you insist on doing this and it just makes me sad. Also I am a big fan of hate your face. And you. I hate the fact that you've made me watch so many awful things just because you are in them. I hated Nativity with a burning passion but at least you were shouting at children throughout. but these last romantic comedies I think will be too much. I just watched a clip of you in What's Your Number? and now I want to go on a killing spree armed with a brick. So, I admit defeat. You win. Now stop it. 
lots of hate, M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on September 07, 2011, 15:56
dear mark

but zachary quinto is in what's your number
remember the thing with the shirts?
yeah me too

- john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on September 07, 2011, 16:35
Dear John 
It's a conspiracy. Or they're trying to out-hipster each other, a phrase which here means, "appear in as many terrible-looking films as the other". 
Unless I'm being unfairly biased towards romcoms but come on 
Both this and that god-awful "swinging with the finkels" thing 
I mean 
jumpers, shirts... yeah okay 
But come back to me when Mr Quinto has starred in a film involving a horrific troupe of all-singing, all-dancing children by which we are meant to be charmed. Though it did have Jason Watkins in it too so.. swings and roundabouts. Which are unfortunately also covered with annoying children. 
love, M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on September 07, 2011, 16:57
dear mark

i'm not sure i need to find that kind of film, but he did direct buddy n andy which was about a butcher and a steak. he has also picked a bunch of dumb sounding movies for after star trek 12 from what i've heard.
basically both of them are trying to get their fans to hate them completely, but i'm sure it's just a matter of survival of the fittest. they'll pull through soon... i hope.
re: nativity; i thought it was cute but then again i was asleep through most of it

- john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on September 07, 2011, 17:12
dear John 
Oh dear. I think that they are both just taking the piss because they can. And then martin became the hobbit. I'm not sure what happened there. I expect I'll have to go and see that even though I was bored senseless by lord of the rings. There really seem to be few films that I enjoy, which is a pain. 
But maybe they are growing out of it? 
I think I just really dislike singing and cutesy children. Also wholesome fun about What Is Good And Right. Also love stories. Also christmassy-themed things. Then again I really quite like Love Actually so go figure. Though that does have Bill Nighy and Emma Thompson. 
love, M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on September 07, 2011, 17:31
Dear Local Old people

 I was in a rush today to get to the bus, and I do not apreciate the fact that you seem to enjoy "pushing" infront of me in the streets and slowing down, I mean, you have a right to be infront, but don't slow down!

 The amount of times I was seperated from my friends today because old people walked infront of me and just started to walk slower its really freaking annoying, but they seem to be oblivious to what their doing.

From
      Your friendly neighbourhood me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on September 07, 2011, 21:14
Dear the girl who I cannot name,

Please don't read through that notebook. If so, I'm dead, and you'll hate me forever.

From Will
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 09, 2011, 00:04
Dear you know who you are,
you know exactly what I'm thinking and what that means. You know what to do about this too so make sure you do it.
Love,
You know who
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: pika99 on September 09, 2011, 00:24
dear will

stop writing gay things in me

from,
your notebook
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on September 09, 2011, 00:31
Dear Steve,
Get to sleep, seriously. You have school tomorrow. Now is NOT the time to be drawing a manga version of the Heavy, or making a half-hearted attempt at a sprite.
Steve.

Dear hunger,
Go away, it's 12:30, I'll eat when I wake up.

Dear artistic talent,
Please improve so I may make an animated gif using Flipnote Studio.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on September 09, 2011, 01:41
dear dry patch on my face

disappear before anyone notices you there

shoo

- liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on September 09, 2011, 02:37
dear everyone
Quick look at echo she has a dry patch on her face
love, M
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on September 09, 2011, 03:40
dear m,

that really hurt my feelings

signed liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: diplodocus on September 09, 2011, 10:42
dear echo,

nice dry patch,

love diplodocus xxxxxxxx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on September 09, 2011, 11:16
dear liz

what dry patch I don't see any dry patch

c
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on September 09, 2011, 14:28
dear liz,

wait you're liz too no we can't share names this town isn't big enough for the both of us
we fight to the elizadeath!!!!!!!

from elizabeth
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on September 09, 2011, 14:30
Dear Matt.
Please stop making my life more difficult.

Also, yeah. I know you still have a girlfriend. I don't go for that. So give it up?

Love, Me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on September 09, 2011, 14:32
dear face

please start looking nice for once... you are quite vile to look at and make passport photos of me look horrible.

love, me :3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on September 09, 2011, 22:59
Dear pika99,

Do you know what I have written?

From me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on September 10, 2011, 00:51
Dear TPM,
Thank you! I love this RPG!
Love,
SDR~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on September 10, 2011, 01:51
Dear me,

I love how you finally are able to buy a shirt off the rack, buy it without trying it on, taking it home and knowing it fits absolutely beautifully to the point you want to *jump yourself the minute you try it on. I also love how you thought purple was a good shirt colour choice, bought it before you changed your mind, and you now realise that listening to your instinct is the best thing you can do.

Lots of love,

Rob

* not technically a new thing really.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lk_01112 on September 10, 2011, 04:53
Dear Abby,
I am really sorry to say this but get over it already. I am fed up with your attitude. Do I look like a counselor to you? Just because we're both in-training school counselors does not mean I can stand you questioning whether you should break up with your boyfriend and then say you don't want to. When your boyfriend wants to break up with you, one of our friends managed to stop him and you bemoaned your stupidity. Make up your mind already.  I'm getting stressed out here. And you never want to listen to my advice anyway. What's the point?
Getting sick of it,
You good friend/counselor person of sorts
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on September 10, 2011, 10:20
Dear diving license,
I knoow I'm already on PADI's database. But I'm going to collect the card anyway.
So why do you have to be in Stanstead?

Steve.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on September 10, 2011, 11:18
Dear tyrrells,

i love your chilli and red pepper crisps, thank you for making them <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on September 10, 2011, 12:57
Dear people in my class
Talk to me please? I'm not good at starting conversations ;;
From the awkward turtle who doesn't talk to anyone because she is older than you all and rather shy.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on September 10, 2011, 13:27
dear housemate's family visiting from australia

you didn't seriously come all this way just to hang around the house all day did you D:
please gtfo for a couple of hours so I can get my washing done
I can't come down the stairs while y'all are there because I'm a social failure so just, like, go somewhere? please?

<3 that person hiding upstairs
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on September 11, 2011, 01:52
Dear Head and My friends basement ceiling,
Head:
Oh how you hurt and feel like your bleeding on the inside so much.
Ceiling:
I hate you. You hurt me.
Sincerely,
SDR~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on September 12, 2011, 22:01
Hey asthma!
its been a while hasn't it? Just because it got like a degree colder and hurricane katia's tailend was supposed to hit is no reason to come back now is it? You've made me have a mild attack already and i'm shaking now and i don't fancy another one please :c
love the girl with the crippled lungs x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on September 12, 2011, 22:07
Dear Luck,
I know we've never spolen on a regular basis, and I've accepted that. But could you please pull through tomorrow, and when I'm doing that other English test? Because I don't have a clue where to start.

Dear Textbook,
You're going to be done whether you like it or not.

Dear Percy Verence,
Make sure Textbook is done.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on September 12, 2011, 22:16
Dear Hurricane what's-yer-name

Please continue to rain (ha!) havoc tomorrow so that three out of four of those really really really annoying girls won't be able to get their ferry to college and I might get a bit of peace. In fact, just go nuts and get the place closed so I don't even need to get out of bed.

Cheers!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 13, 2011, 00:28
Dear sir,
please just sign the forms and let me go. I don't want to talk and I don't want to explain anything, just sign the form confirming I'm a wonderful person with no criminal background and let me go back to my lair.
Sincerely
This chap here.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on September 13, 2011, 00:36
Daer FOX,
Please have House on tonight.
Love,
House Lover
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on September 13, 2011, 00:50
To the house I live in,
Can you please stop making random noises to scare me? Randomly shifting floorboards, a moaning toilet, an extraction fan that bangs for no reason, etc... I managed to convince myself there were kittens in the cellar earlier because something in the house squealed. It's not nice. Please stop. :(

Love from that guy from room 2<3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 13, 2011, 01:03
Dear PUK,
please tell me a good place to take someone in London! Somewhere with both sushi (why do people eat this?) and heavy metal would be ideal.
Thank you!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: The Entertainer on September 13, 2011, 06:02
Dear school,
Why did you have to ruin my day giving me 2 essays and a tonload of 1000 packets.

Dear me,
Watch episodes when they come on air otherwise you spend 99 hours
In a row on the internet watching them.

Dear eye,
Please stop bugging me so much. You get blurry and irritated every 2 minutes

Dear long nail,
Are you happy scratching my eye 1 year ago?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on September 13, 2011, 10:22
dear whatever's in my eye

GTFO

no love for you, me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on September 14, 2011, 14:42
dear whoever changed my profile

this makes me sad... why would you do this to me

love, claire
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on September 14, 2011, 15:56
Dear Luck,
What do you know, something did turn up. Now, could you pull it off for my other tests please?
Love, the kid who worries too much.

Dear Chavs at my school, and morons there in general,
Picking on someone smaller than you doesn't make you look tough or intelligent. Keep in mind I'll be laughing at you privately when you're stuck with no grades to qualify you for anything whatsoever, while I'm designing the next indie blockbuster game.
From, the kid who's biding his time.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on September 14, 2011, 20:20
Dear Dawg,
 Get the hell off your high horse, it's actually really annoying how you decide to tell me the definition of what an internet troll is, by using urban dictionary.... urgh, you even got it wrong... Also, stop acting like your better than everyone, and oh my God... why did you tell everyone about that girl who got raped... thats really just bad...
 
 Also, I love how we agree to meet up, you text me saying "I got let out early" knowing I can't reply, to then find out you went home, I mean, wth? You realise how much of a prat you have been recently fairplay, and stop leading thoes girls on, they both have boyfriends, who actively want to hit you, and to be honest, after the way you have been recently, they can go for it...

 Gallows.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on September 14, 2011, 20:27
Dear Terrorists,
I hate you! You killed people! Again, I hate you.
Love,
9/11 victim
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Legacy on September 14, 2011, 21:07
Dear my mind,
Stop playing games with me, I really don't need it right now.

Lots of love,
Nathan.

Dear girl from college,
Please stop staring at me during lessons, then actively flirt with me when it's quite obvious I'm not interested, and when you've been told countless times that I'm in a happy relationship. Please, just leave me alone.

From
Nathan.

Dear my mind,

It's me again. Thanks for headache just seconds after I wrote the first message. Could've done without.

Lots of love,
Nathan.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on September 15, 2011, 03:16
kyle,

hi you're cute.

~liz

nick,

stop showing me funny youtube videos all computer apps... the teachers gonna move me next to shawn or something if i keep laughing so hard...

-liz

dear liz,

you really need to do more homework, and pay more attention. possibly try to get move sleep because you feel the extreme need to nap after 12 pm.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on September 18, 2011, 21:59
Dear sweets of the natural confectionery company 
Please stop being either so delicious or so expensive. You can only pick one. Stop being greedy. 
Love, M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on September 18, 2011, 23:00
Dear My Stomach,
I know you are hungry buy, I'm already 108 lbs! I don't wanna go higher.
Love,
SDR~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on September 19, 2011, 14:07
Dear a,

so what if i use you? I would actually hang out with you if you weren't so god damn whiny. Even if i asked you you'd still find an excuse not to. Thanks for being a crap stirrer and talking about me.

love courtney x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on September 23, 2011, 07:10
Dear digestive system,

Can you please stop makin' me constipated?

Thnx.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kona on September 23, 2011, 18:12
Dear L,

Take a hint please. I'm too shy to tell you.

Love me.

Dear Self,

Thanks for losing some weight. <3

From self.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on September 23, 2011, 19:25
Dear body

lose any more and you're going to make me stop existing

honestly

3 kilos in as many months

i'm not even on a diet

sincerely
me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on September 23, 2011, 21:40
Dear Morgan's Spiced.

Did I ever tell you that I love you? Well, I do. Even if drinking you on the rocks is stupidly easy, and you get me stupidly drunk.

Again, Much Love,
Lottie.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lugia95 on September 23, 2011, 21:56
Dear Singing Teacher,

By any chance, are we going to actually sing anything soon? (And you can stop telling us you're a Musical Director, we already know that).

Lugia95
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on September 23, 2011, 22:01
Dear Worcester Public Schools,
Why do you tease me so? You give me a coruse selection sheet and I choose what I want. When I get my sceudal the only thing I chose on there is Music. I ask my teacher why that is the way it is and she says that we can't choose the classes we take. Why did you do that?
Love,
SDR~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kona on September 23, 2011, 22:10
Dear Worcester Public Schools,
Why do you tease me so? You give me a coruse selection sheet and I choose what I want. When I get my sceudal the only thing I chose on there is Music. I ask my teacher why that is the way it is and she says that we can't choose the classes we take. Why did you do that?
Love,
SDR~

Ouch. Did you have to put a reserve or something? With my GCSEs I got to choose a reserve just in case, but I got what I wanted. If you got no reserve or anything and these are for the equivalent of GCSEs, that's pretty bad.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on September 23, 2011, 22:11
Ouch. Did you have to put a reserve or something? With my GCSEs I got to choose a reserve just in case, but I got what I wanted. If you got no reserve or anything and these are for the equivalent of GCSEs, that's pretty bad.
If this is rude I am sorry but, I did not follow any of that.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kona on September 23, 2011, 22:13
If this is rude I am sorry but, I did not follow any of that.
Did you have to include a fallback of any kind on your form incase you couldn't get what you want.

Is this for a course/qualification?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on September 24, 2011, 01:06
Did you have to include a fallback of any kind on your form incase you couldn't get what you want.

Is this for a course/qualification?
A Course. I'm in middle school (just in case).
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lugiafanatic on September 24, 2011, 01:47
Dear Conservapedia,

Please stop being so stupid...

Quote
The theory of relativity is a mathematical system that allows no exceptions. No, science ALLOWS for exceptions and new discoveries--it's not like your "theories," which don't wanna change even though a lot of it is just plain irrational. It is heavily promoted by liberals who like its encouragement of [moral] relativism and its tendency to mislead people in how they view the world.You know, I don't frequently laugh at creationists' arguments, but I had a little chuckle here...[1] Here is a list of 36 counterexamples: any one of them shows that the theory is incorrect.
Despite wasting millions of taxpayer dollars searching for gravity waves predicted by the theory, none has ever been found.[2] Sound like global warming? It's because we don't have the technology--although we /do/ have indirect evidence of gravity waves. I.e., a binary star system that's losing energy as predicted by GR and gravitational waves.
The eccentricity of the Moon's orbit is increasing contrary to the theory of relativity. ...It is?
The Pioneer anomaly. Was shown to be weird heat engines...
Anomalies in the locations of spacecraft that have flown by Earth ("flybys").Same
Spiral galaxies confound relativity, and unseen "dark matter" has been invented to try to retrofit observations to the theory.I haven't this aspect of astronomy, but there is pretty good evidence of dark matter.
Increasingly precise measurements of the advance of the perihelion of Mercury show a shift greater than predicted by Relativity, well beyond the margin of error.No it hasn't--you're cherry-picking ONE experiment where the results were just outside the experimental error...The others are inside of it.
The discontinuity in momentum as velocity approaches "c" for infinitesimal mass, compared to the momentum of light. OMG LOLOLOLOL! I love it when people try to debunk theories that they've never studied. As you take m-->0 and v-->c, guess what happens? In the Newtonian momentum, yes, you get p=0. But in the relativistic case you get 0/0. Oops...
The logical problem of a force which is applied at a right angle to the velocity of a relativistic mass - does this act on the rest mass or the relativistic mass?Same...You've never studied this have you? (1) The idea of "relativistic mass" is no longer used and (2)you just use F=dp/dt. (using the relativistic definition for p, of course). 
The observed lack of curvature in overall space.It's b/c it's so small
The universe shortly after its creation, when quantum effects dominated and contradicted Relativity. No one has come up with a satisfactory theory for quantum gravity as of yet. But guess what? Science admits the problem and is working on a solution--please don't assume that we're like you. You'd just try to avoid the facts.
The action-at-a-distance of quantum entanglement.[8] Same as above
The action-at-a-distance by Jesus, described in John 4:46-54, Matthew 15:28, and Matthew 27:51. Oh gosh...Don't even get me started on your stupid bible nonsense...
The failure to discover gravitons, despite wasting hundreds of millions in taxpayer money in searching. Again, the problem here lies in Quantum Gravity. No one knows whether they exist and it is quite a mystery if they do IIRC. Again, we admit this uncertainty and don't dodge the facts--stop assuming we're like you.
Newly observed data reveal that the fine-structure constant, α (alpha), actually varies throughout the universe, demonstrating that all inertial frames of reference do not experience identical laws of physics as claimed by Relativity.Again, this is a mystery, but scientists are working on it. Again, STOP ASSUMING WE'RE LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
The double star "W13" weighs "40 times as much as the sun—more than enough to form a black hole. So why is it not a black hole? The only explanation [a leading scientist] can think of ... does not make astrophysical sense."Whoever said it had to be a black hole?
The inability of the theory to lead to other insights, contrary to every verified theory of physicsWhat..? Whoever said it had to lead to "other insights"?
The change in mass over time of standard kilograms preserved under ideal conditions.It doesn't change...
The uniformity in temperature throughout the universe.How the hell is this a counterexample? Hell, GR ASSUMES that the universe is homogeneous and isotropic when deriving the models for the Universe.
"According to Einstein’s view on the universe, space-time should be smooth and continuous" but observations instead show "inexplicable static" greater than "all artificial sources of" possible background noise.Cosmic background radiation...?
"The snag is that in quantum mechanics, time retains its Newtonian aloofness, providing the stage against which matter dances but never being affected by its presence. These two [QM and Relativity] conceptions of time don’t gel."STOP ASSUMING WE'RE LIKE YOU! It's called Quantum Gravity..
The theory predicts wormholes just as it predicts black holes, but wormholes violate causality and permit absurd time travel....How many times do I have to say this? This is again is a mystery. We're not like you...And you need negative energy density to create one, and it would close off faster than you could get through it.
The theory predicts natural formation of highly ordered (and thus low entropy) black holes despite the increase in entropy required by the Second Law of Thermodynamics.Ah, the classic Second Law of Thermo. argument by creationists... ;)It's called Hawking radiation...i.e. they'll eventually decay...
Data from the PSR B1913+16 increasingly diverge from predictions of the General Theory of Relativity such that, despite a Nobel Prize in Physics being awarded for early work on this pulsar, no data at all have been released about it for over five years. Probably due to other sources
The lack of useful devices developed based on any insights provided by the theory; no lives have been saved or helped, and the theory has not led to other useful theories and may have interfered with scientific progress.[17] This stands in stark contrast with every verified theory of science. Whoever said that a theory had to save lives to be valid?
Relativity requires different values for the inertia of a moving object: in its direction of motion, and perpendicular to that direction. This contradicts the logical principle that the laws of physics are the same in all directions. Relativity is inherently illogical.
Relativity requires that anything traveling at the speed of light must have mass zero, so it must have momentum zero. But the laws of electrodynamics require that light have nonzero momentum. OMG LOLOLOLOL! I love it when people try to debunk theories that they've never studied. As you take m-->0 and v-->c, guess what happens? In the Newtonian momentum, yes, you get p=0. But in the relativistic case you get 0/0. Oops...
Unlike most well-tested fundamental physical theories, the theory of relativity violates conditions of a conservative field. Path independence, for example, is lacking under the theory of relativity, as in the "twin paradox" whereby the age of each twin under the theory is dependent on the path he traveled.[18] No one said that, under GR, you have to have conservative fields..
The Ehrenfest Paradox: Consider a spinning hoop, where the tangential velocity is near the speed of light. In this case, the circumference (2πR) is length-contracted. However, since R is always perpendicular to the motion, it is not contracted. This leads to an apparent paradox: does the radius of the accelerating hoop equal R, or is it less than R? Omg you haven't studies the theory have you. Problem is, it's no longer a circle, so one can not speak of a "radius."
The Twin Paradox: Consider twins who are separated with one traveling at a very high speed such that his "clock" (age) slows down, so that when he returns he has a younger age than the twin; this violates Relativity because both twins should expect the other to be younger, if motion is relative. Einstein himself admitted that this contradicts Relativity.No he didn't...And again, STUDY THE DAMN THEORY!!!!1111 The moving twin is not in an INERTIAL frame; SR is only valid in those. To an excellent approximation, the earth twin is in an inertial frame.
Based on Relativity, Einstein predicted in 1905 that clocks at the Earth's equator would be slower than clocks at the North Pole, due to different velocities; in fact, all clocks at sea level measure time at the same rate, and Relativists made new assumptions about the Earth's shape to justify this contradiction of the theory; they also make the implausible claim that relativistic effects from gravitation precisely offset the effects from differences in velocity.No, there were no experiments on this in between the theory of SR and theory of GR--Einstein corrected himself WITHOUT experiments--nothing fishy here. ;) And yeah, that's how the math works out...
Based on Relativity, Einstein claimed in 1909 that the aether does not exist, but in order to make subatomic physics work right, theorists had to introduce the aether-like concept of the Higgs field, which fills all of space and breaks symmetries. I don't know too much about this, but this is probably not an ether...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lugiafanatic on September 24, 2011, 01:49
Quote
Minkowski space is predicated on the idea of four-dimensional vectors of which one component is time. However, one of the properties of a vector space is that every vector have an inverse. Time cannot be a vector because it has no inverse. Yeah, that's why (for a similar reason) spacetime is called a pseudo-Riemannian manifold...

This doesn't show that SR is incorrect--it's only a matter of what you call the set of spacetime vectors...

It is impossible to perform an experiment to determine whether Einstein's theory of relativity is correct, or the older Lorentz aether theory is correct. Believing one over the other is a matter of faith. I love it how you guys keep assuming we're like you--we're not. There IS evidence of SR, and not of Lorentzian theory.
In Genesis 1:6-8, we are told that one of God's first creations was a firmament in the heavens. This likely refers to the creation of the luminiferous aether. Don't get me started on the bible arguments
Despite a century of wasting billions of dollars in work on the theory, "No one knows how to solve completely the equations of general relativity that describe gravity; they are simply beyond current understanding."So just b/c they are unsolvable, they are wrong? I take it you believe in Newtonian gravity, but those are unsolvable for the three-body problems. That's a well-known result...
Experiments in electromagnetic induction contradict Relativity: "Einstein’s Relativity ... can not explain the experiment in graph 2, in which moving magnetic field has not produced electric field."Haha, no they don't

-Lugia

(Sorry if this is off-topic or anything--I just wanted to blow off steam. ;))

Also, sorry about double post--character limit. :(
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on September 24, 2011, 03:56
dear nate,

it isnt even healthy how much i like you.

you left like 15 minutes ago and i want you back here so badly :|

come back to me right now <3

~liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on September 24, 2011, 03:58
Dear Lugiafanatic 
Arguing against Conservapedia is like arguing against the Westboro Baptist Church or a ten-year-old armed with playground retorts. 
But I am glad that you feel better. 
Love, M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on September 25, 2011, 14:42
Dear Peaheid,

See if you're going to act sick all week and then manage to wangle a sickline from the doctor, then it might be prudent to make sure there aren't photos of you at parties plastered all over Facebook. Photos that are dated the 23rd of September. Y'know, the date from when your sickline was effective?

Oh, and don't bother trying to take it down, I already prtscrn'd that badboy, and I know that one of my best friends was at that party, so you're pretty much screwed.

Enjoy the rest of your holiday!

Less than three, C x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on September 26, 2011, 03:56
Dear me,

Work now. I know you already did that a lot, but please?

For me?

-Me


Dear me,

OK.

-me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on September 26, 2011, 11:03
Dear Monday mornings,

You come around far too often for your own good, when it's quite clear Rob needs more sleep and should be allowed to do so. I know I like getting paid, I like my sleep more though, especially when I decide to wake up in the middle of the night to finish EVing my Cottonee because it simply cannot wait. =[

Rob x




Dear The Cardigans,

I'm losing my favourite game too. Perhaps a duet?

Rob x

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on October 20, 2011, 22:58
Dear S,
are we going out? I can't believe I have to ask this but what exactly is going on?
Love and huggles,
Mop (the guy who pays for dinner)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on October 20, 2011, 23:01
Dear My Boyfriend,
Oh how I love you so. Please call me. You know you want to.
Love,
SDR~

Dear Music Teacher,
I hope you feel better after your surgery.
Love,
SDR~

Dear My Homeroom teacher,
Do you know if its a boy or a girl? I want to know.
Love,
SDR~

Dear Jerric,
I hope you come back to school on Monday. How did your surgery go? I hope you like the card we made you.
You best friend,
Molly
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trainer Dave on October 20, 2011, 23:33
Dear L,

Why so cold lately? We both like each-other and click so well it's ridiculous. I know you're not ready for anything right now with the emotional stress you've had going on lately, but don't shut me out. Where did that happy and talkative girl I met last month go? I know you're afraid of attachment right now, yet you shouldn't force yourself to be so distant. It's not doing either of us any good...

Dave.



Dear MOP,

Just go with it? Labels aren't so important, after all.

Dave.



Dear uni friends,

I shall be turning up to visit on Sunday, as a surprise of sorts (only one of you knows). However, it would be very helpful if you'd actually tell me where you live...

Dave.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on October 20, 2011, 23:57
dear nathan,

it was cool dating you and stuff, but i cant help but wish we never did. i mean, i guess i wouldnt want to leave the feelings of us being like, starry eyed and stuff, but i cant view you in the same way anymore. you're such a good kid so i refuse to avoid you. i already tried that and all it did was make you upset and randomly find and talk to me in the halls

i dont want to really lose you either though. at least that feeling is mutual.

-liz


nick,

holy crap, i wish i could tell you just how i felt, and its exactly what matt next to us keeps saying. i do like you, and by the way we talk, i like to think you like me too. i just dont want us to end up like me and shawn, where we knew we liked eachother, but weren't quite sure what to do with ourselves.

by the way you are probably one of my favorite people right now. im in such a famine of people who care about me :|

~liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on October 21, 2011, 00:04
Dear chemistry test in November,
I know you're going to be here soon. I know I'm going to have about a week to revise for you from when my book arrives. But you know what? I don't care. I'm going to fail regardless of what I do, so I'm going to revise like hell so my failure isn't so epic.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on October 22, 2011, 00:56
Matt,
Stop making my life difficult. Tah.

Aaron,
As much as I'd like to believe otherwise, you've left me with a rather low opinion of you.

Work,
Why must you make me work silly hours?

Alex,
You smell. But not quite as badly as Smelly.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on October 22, 2011, 01:54
dear luna,

you are the cutest most adorable puppy ever. your best friends will be my best friends dogs. become familiar with the names milo, molly, buddy, and bauer.

-liz

nick,

im just doing this because whenever i write about you you seem to message me or at least sign online so here goes nothing

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lk_01112 on October 22, 2011, 05:36
Dear Finals,
I have finally conquered you! Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna get good marks at all and I really hope the teachers never finish grading the papers. I would be dead if I don't get good marks and a C will make my parents laugh at me or lecture me for hours.
Sincerely,
Crying student.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on October 22, 2011, 15:40
Dear Monday,
Please come faster. I want to see Jerric.
Love,
Molly (SDR)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on October 22, 2011, 17:03
dear nate,

hey im just watching that '70s show and in this episode eric gets a hickey and i just remembered accidentally giving you a hickey that one day hahahahahah oh my god sorry, i never said sorry for that.

but then again you made me pop a pimple on your back so i guess we're even

-liz

tyler,

i dont want to date you. im sorry. stop saying dirty things to me. its disgusting

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 22, 2011, 20:12
Dear . . . ~_~

What happened between us, at first whenever I talked to you, you used to blush and giggle, a week or two later and you ignore me... Did we just some how grow appart? Or did you find that you don't like me? I would like to know please, I know I might not have turned out to be the coolest person in the world, but please don't pick someone up then randomly drop them, it makes you look like a prat.
 I would like it if you actually explained what your doing, do you genuinly find it hard to say anything or are you trying to play hard to get? Because what ever your doing, yeah.... Im starting to dislike you... your a cool girl, and to be honest, I liked you, but yeah... you turned out not to be one of the nice ones...
 You seemed to give half a damn when I said I want to drop course since I don't have any friends there, hell you even said you were my friend, Im not a prat, I didn't want to say something...

 So yeah... figure out what your doing, since I've figured out what Im doing.

 Yours truly
 Grey
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on October 23, 2011, 18:24
Dear Self,
Say what you like, but it's your own incompetence that caused it. You can't blame your minor condition for this, you know it's your fault for not thinking it through. So stop being precocious, stop wallowing in your own self-pity, and stop being a moron. Now, pick yourself up, stop wallowing in self-pity, and do something productive. What, you have more problems? Deal with it, everyone has problems, you have petty ones not worth two anythings.
Signed,
Me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on October 24, 2011, 02:42
Dear universe,
Why? Why did you give me feelings for two different guys? Seriously, it's driving me insane.

Sincerely,
Mariah

PS: You. Suck.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 24, 2011, 23:38
Dear ~_~

 Hey, everything seemed cool when we first met, heck, I even found you incredibly cute, but honestly, when Im trying to be friendly (not asking for a relationship) you really don't need to treat me as if I just urinated on your bed, your giving me the "cold shoulder" so I suppose I mayswell just forget about you, would love to be friends but really, if this is how you treat people you should take a look at what your doing, and I love how you say you never listen to what your friend says, I don't listen to him, but I don't say that he annoys me and I try to listen, it's respectful.

  I don't talk to people I don't know often, and it took me a day or two just to say "hi", it just makes me feel like crap when you don't even bother to be friendlier, what happened to all the blushing and giggling?
 It feels like crap when you try to be friendly, everything goes fine then BAM you treat me like an Ex Boyfriend, and if your friend told you I like-like you, honest to God, why would I tell someone I don't know about my feelings? Let alone anything that can wreck a friendship.

So, I doubt your ever going to read this, and even if you do, your not going to realise its for you, but, I wanted to be friends, you have been a complete ass, Im don't expect an apology, you probably don't realise how much its offended me, and if for some reason your trying to play hard to get, I don't have a thing for you, just go back to normal please.

 Gallows
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on October 24, 2011, 23:44
Dear Safari,
Thanks! You finally work for me again, a little. Still need to figure out how to do what you did before in which I can not explain.
Thanks,
SDR~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on October 24, 2011, 23:59
S,

I honestly didn't think it was possible to meet anyone I disliked as much as I do my brother... you, however, have proved me wrong.

I love my job. Don't get me wrong, it does have it's crap moments, but on the whole I love it... Unless you're working. You are an absolutely appalling manager, you have no respect for anyone and yet expect everyone to love you and then completely disregard the fact that you've angered/upset everyone. Knowing that you're going to be working when I am makes me want to pull a sickie so I don't have to put up with you.

You reduced me to tears twice tonight, and I hate you for it. And you're so incredibly two faced - one minute you're offering me paracetamol and attempting to be nice, the next minute you're slagging me off to one of my best friends. Did you seriously think I wouldn't find out? I'm not the only one you've offended or upset. Lots of people have complained about you, and I sincerely hope that you get asked to leave at the end of your probational period because, quite frankly, whilst I cannot wait for the peace and quiet, it would teach you a lesson that your behaviour is completely unacceptable.

Don't think that you can get away with what you said about me to my friend tonight, either. I do my utmost not to do anything wrong whilst working, and have been told by a few people that they've never heard anyone say a bad thing about me... That's obviously an indication that I'm unlikely to be in the wrong.

You'd best start brushing up your act soon.

Yours,

A concerned employee

(also thanks for utterly screwing everything up with regards to my being taxed... I'm not meant to get taxed, but now I will be for this month at least, effectively losing me about £100. So thank you. I appreciate that.)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on October 25, 2011, 00:17
Dear Mum,
It's unnerving the way you always stare at me, wondering about what I'll look like when I'm older.
Seriously, it makes me nervous.

Oh and uh.. When I go upstairs to calm down, can you just... leave me alone please? Provoking me any further may result in a physical tantrum. :v

~ Nick.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on October 25, 2011, 12:33
Dear N,

We haven't been talking much to each other recently. I kinda regret having a crush on you, as I feel I've almost destroyed everything between us in a sort of friendship way. But hey, I'm still working on that story for you, and I bet you'll enjoy it!

From Me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on October 25, 2011, 17:24
Hey you,

Nice to hear from you. So glad you took the time to reschedule, and made the effort to try and keep your promise this time.

Thank you.

(Also, yeah, it'd be nice if you actually did, then I wouldn't be half as bitter. Thanks~~~)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 26, 2011, 15:22
Hey ~_~

 Basicly, I've figured out what your (probably) trying to forget (about), so yeah, I literally had to read body language, and Im pretty good at it  ;D You fancy him, but he's homosexual, you want to forget your feelings for him... Yes I understand, and no, you probably won't tell me, or Im (completely) wrong about this sorta thing (for the first time in a while).

 I've totally started to forget about you, so basicly depending on how you are after I might have to just... stop giving half a damn, and move on  :)

 From Gallows
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on October 26, 2011, 15:24
Dear umbreon 
Please tell me how to work out if somebody is homosexual from literally reading body language and/or if they fancy someone because that sounds useful as hell 
Thanks, M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on October 26, 2011, 15:27
Dear Mr. Dilliard

He has admitted to being homosexual, and is infact only interested in men.

Umbreon
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on October 26, 2011, 15:58
Dear umbreon 
well, damn. Back to square one it is. I consider myself misled and shall refer to the trade descriptions act.
Regards, M

P.S. "Mr Dilliard" indeed.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on November 09, 2011, 21:35
Dear -,
I used to think you were cool. I used to think we could be friends, that you were just misunderstood, and that I could help reach out. But you've shown me your true colours. You're an arrogant, whiney, self-centered, attention-seeking idiot who I now cannot tolerate. We were supposed to work on that project together, share laughs, and become bros of the highest calibre. But now... That's all changed. Don't ever say sorry, don't ever try and console me on a bad day again, because your words mean nothing to me now. Just... Just crawl back to the hole you came from, and take your laughably pathetic obsession with that peson with you.
Signed,
The person who wanted to be friends, but now hates your guts.

Dear Self,
Think before you insult someone. Your words may describe you more than them.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on November 09, 2011, 21:49
Dear Soldiertoise

You just completely said what I was going to say!

Umbreon

Dear ~_~

 Your not the only thing that matters, I'm usually really vicious when it comes down to arguments, if you knew how I usually am you really would have held back on the petty insult, never said the world revolved around me, infact whenever your there, It revolves around you... I told your friend I liked you, he promised not to tell you, I don't care anymore, you turned out to be an over aggressive girl, I was trying to help, you treated me like crap, in a class with 0 real friends, making new ones was the top of my priority, you were annoyed with me for something I had no idea I did, and then when I asked what I did wrong and told you what I think... BAM you just became a uber cow...

You didn't even act your age, let alone like an adult, you have problems, so do I, you treat me like crap when I try to help... Well at the end of the day, screw you.

I have a feeling you might check on here, even if you do, my opinion won't change, tried looking out for someone over than myself for once, and pow, this is how you react?

Were stuck together for atleast 2 years... The least you could have done is been friendlier, tried to show a little heart and this is how you act.
Good samaritan eh?

Umbreon
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sans the skeleton on November 09, 2011, 21:54
Dear T,

I've been your best friend since 2006.

Please take off the mask and show me your true colors so we can actually talk.

Internet exchange jargon drive me up the walls. uoy evol I.

Love,
J
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on November 11, 2011, 14:45
Please make up your mind <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on November 11, 2011, 15:14
nick,

i really really like you. i feel like youre pretty off and on with your feelings for me and i guess its just making me unsure. i mean, one day you say to me under your breath, probably not meaning for me to hear, that i was gonna go to semi with you. then the next day you weren't acting the same. did you bail on me that fast? idk i guess im just scared of my chance dying. i seriously would date you so hard, and cuddle so you so bad you wouldn't be able to walk the next day. fo sho

~liz

nathan,

i just wanted to let you know that i love you. not like that, but you're one of my best friends and it kills me whenever you're upset. i know i can't really straight up say that i love you because we're exes and well, i feel like thats kinda weird, but its true... also seriously let me give you a keyboard, you need one if you wanna graduate senior year this time.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on November 11, 2011, 23:59
Self,
It's an anime. Yes, the ending was one of the most emotional you've experienced in pretty much anything, but you have to pull yourself together!
The Sensible Part of the Brain
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on November 16, 2011, 02:45
@above you sound like me when my consciousness takes sides except mine is worse and i have like 3 me's arguing about my bedtime


anyway...

Dear person,

In case you haven't noticed, I tend to place my head in my hands and utter a groan of frustration when you ask me a question or tell me to draw something. Basically, your tone and attitude make it sound very condescending and/or mocking even though it is VERY heavily covered up. Talking to me is not advised; please avoid stressing me out as I've already got things to think about. asdfjkl;

-that weird person who draws pokemon and reads a book by some guy called tolkien
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on November 16, 2011, 20:32
Dear -----------,
I hate you, everybody bloody does! The few people that can actually tolerate your inane idiocy and miniscule capacity for any sort of rational thought, are probably facepalming as they realise their mistake. Just get out, never return, because quite frankly, we've all had enough of you. You're young and have problems, but hat's no excuse for how moronic and annoying you are. I don't care what you have to say on this, nobody likes you, nobody loves you, you're going to die alone and unloved, and I'll be partying when it finally happens.
Mr. I've-had-enough-of-your-crap.

Note to self: Research creative and classily angry-sounding ways of ranting at imbeciles.

Dear --------,
You're no better than ---- is. While I don't hate you as passionately, your face is still on my (metaphorical) dartboard.

Dear Friends,
Thanks for not being a bunch of gormless twonks who don't treat me like dirt. You're pretty much the only people who don't think of me like everyone else in this wretched hellhole - a brainless, easily-angered, weird, geeky crackpot with more than a screw loose. You all somehow make this whole experience slightly bearable, and I won't ever forget that you've all done so.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Piccolami. on November 16, 2011, 23:06
Dear -,

Come home now plz

Love me~

Dear --,

wow stop being such an idiot, can't you see that no one likes or respects you? also give us the chance to process again, it was good fun.

from me~

Dear Dad,

right I love you but /please/ stop causing massive arguments over /everything/ as it is utterly ridiculous and I am stressed out enough as it is atm!

love your lovely daughter

Dear College Work

please be miraculously done by the time I wake up tomorrow

love me~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on November 16, 2011, 23:11
Dear me,

I don't say this often. At all. Well, in an unsarcastic way anyways.
But you're totally awesome lately.
I'm proud of you right now ;-;

~Me

Dear C,

What!? Really, don't be like that please...
I know you like her but don't be so different. You're not a calm guy.
At all.
So don't act all serious around her. You don't need to, and besides, you can't.
And PS, your laugh sounds like a chipmunk.
But I love your laugh. <3

~Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on November 16, 2011, 23:20
Dear MOP
when you can't tell if your memory is of today or yesterday (or the day before that and so on) then its probably about time to do something different.
Love
  MOPpina


Dear MOP (again)
telling yourself on PUK to do something about doing something doesn't count as doing something.
Also learn about commas sometime soon. :/
Love
 MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on November 17, 2011, 16:01
Dear ----,
I can see through you and your petty lies. I know what you really want, and believe me, I will not give it to you. You will be lucky to get a passing glance from me, even so much as an IOTA of recognition. Tch, what am I saying, if I can make your life a misery, then there's no reason I wouldn't. You DESERVE the problems you face. You DESERVE to be alone. In fact, you should consider this message an honour, as it's one where we're not sugarcoating things, and making you seem like more of a person, rather than the sub-human, insignificant [REDACTED] that we've all come to know and hate. You said some stupid things in the past - I guess change is impossible for a pathetic excuse for a life form like you.

Dear --------,
Don't pretend you're not in on this with the "person" I refer to above. You're still mad, aren't you? Mad that I had that little bout of stupidity, that meant fluff all when it came to it. Yet you cling to it like the parasite you are, not so much as even bothering to recognise the fact I don't care about the event any more, and have moved on with my life. You know, a life - that thing you want, but can't have. It's no wonder, he told you what you needed to improve back then, because you really are an idiot. There is no combination of words in the English language that can ever describe how much I hate you and him - and if there was, it probably wouldn't even be able to be on this site. Just like ----, you deserved to suffer. No, wait, such treatment is too good for you.

Dear Self,
Cripes, keep your hair on. You're making yourself look bad. Well, worse. Just ignore them, they'll walk away with the false belief they've won, while you chortle to yourself, knowing they've unearthed a mountain of fool's gold. You're above them, and you know that, so don't take their bait.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on November 17, 2011, 23:01
Dear ~_~
 
 Hehehe were "friends" again I think, now to actually get round to talking to you properly...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on November 18, 2011, 00:55
Dear society,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEUUUUUUUGGHH
oh my gosh everything Asjdiajkdjsakdjsa
-Catstorm

Dear Catstorm,
Seriously? I know that you feel like you can't comprehend the mad amounts of stuff going on and that you don't have words for the feelings you get when things just start happening and that you absolutely hate the idea of schooling right now despite your genius, but internal screaming is not fun for anyone in the brainisphere.

-Distracted Entity
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on November 18, 2011, 01:03

I-HATE-YOUR-GUTS-GET-AWAY-FROM-ME-STALKER-I-HATE-YOU-SOOOOO-MUCH
STOP IT. I've told you I don't like you flat out. I've told you I hated you. I mean it so get away from me. I've tried being nice. I'm not going to anymore. Just shut up about all the things you want. I don't care because I hate you and never will like you. It does NOT impress me that you cuss and talk trash about people and that you talk about dirty things. I don't find it funny. I don't care how much you say you love me or my best friend. I hate you. Get away from me. Stop telling all your friends about me, they don't even know me, and they make jokes. Get idiot Spencer to stop yelling at me and teasing me. Stop randomly hugging me. Stop hugging me one, because I HATE YOU, two, because it's gross because of number 1, and 3, because you usually knock me to the ground when you do. Next time you’re getting kicked in the balls and thrown into the middle of the street. I'm serious. I've done it once and I'll do it again. Get away from me.
Stop coming to my house so early in the morning. Stop following me everywhere. Stop spreading rumors about me and you (YOU WISH) and stop it all.
STOP IT.
I might seem like I'm going overboard. But I'm not. You're downright creepy and you know it. Stop. STOP.
And, one last thing for you:
I HATE YOUR GUTS. GET AWAY FROM ME. FOREVER WOULD BE NICE.

Thankyou.

~Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on November 18, 2011, 06:26
Dear r,
wow you have a huge ego and you're horribly self centered. Stop distorting the truth to sound cool infront of your fb friends. When did we actually use textbooks for music? I don't remember!
Also we had to make our compositions simple in 4th year because its easier. If you actually took music this year you get more freedom than you did at standard grade. I'm making a jazz style one and a zelda esque one, so that's not ~stifiling your creativity~
Also yeah maybe you're more talented on guitar than her but are you at grade 8 piano lol/i can't remember what else she does
I doubt you could pass a grade 1 guitar exam tbh, just because you play prog it actually doesn't make you better than everyone else contrary to what you beleive.
Get that ego deflated please and stop trying to be such an elitist. I can tolerate people with huge egos to a point but i'm getting sick of yours!

Love courtney x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on November 18, 2011, 16:16
Dear Self,
Don't run from it any more. It's time you faced the music, and admitted to yourself, your flaws. Not just the ones you already know, the ones you so desperately try to hide, and so desperately try to cover up. But it's not working - if anything, you're digging yourself into a deeper hole than ever before. While you can't salvage anything, you can at least cut your losses here and now.
Don't put so much pressure on yourself - it's not good for you, working non-stop and then procrastinating as if nothing happened. Hard work is essential, but even you need to take a moderate amount of time off.
Signed,
The rational part of your brain.

Dear Self,
You're an idiot. Deal with it and move on. It's who you are, who you have been, and always will be. You can't change it, so why bother trying (and failing) to be who you're not? You're not as great as you think, so pick yourself up off the dirt and continue your life.
Signed,
The blunt-but-truthful part of your brain.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on November 21, 2011, 05:19
Dear Self,

You have a good idea now so don't waste it or anything. Get started now by making a plot. Also, please contemplate a lot in the next few days, realize something, and incorporate it into said work.

-planning me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on November 21, 2011, 21:47
Dear ~_~

 For the past few weeks I have been trying to be a friend, I have been trying to help, and I have been trying to care. But you clearly don't give a hoot, you were the only person I felt I had anything in common with too, and yeah, everyone did think I had a massive crush on you, and no, I didn't, so why don't you stop being such a freaking cow? I'm not going to talk to you or even pay any attention to you anymore, I'm tired of being the one who does the talking. I'm sorry if I didn't turn out to be the guy you wanted to meet, and to be honest, your the first female friend that I have had that was normal...

You have been a cow, I'm trying to be friendly, not anymore, I don't care anymore, don't worry, your just getting the blunt part of it, I'm going to try and just fade out, since I'm going to drop out. So yeah, your a cow, I was trying to be nice, but I can't be bothered anymore.
 From me

Dear class
 Yeah, I want to drop out, and I'm sure that you guys don't care, but I'm going to tell you why any way. I don't feel like I belong, I do my work, and I do it well, I actually do my work before you lot so I get to leave early. Also you all have friends in the class, I'm on my own, and its going to sound sad, but I have always been brought up with a group of friends, yeah the group disbanded when I was younger, and yeah that had an effect on me, I still haven't settled in. I don't want to toot my horn or anything, but I'm a good person, I help people out if they are stuck, hell I'm the only one who hasent had a direct dig at anyone in class, I do my work, and I'm polite to the lecturers, I also turn up on time every day, every lesson. So why the hell am I being treated like this? I want to drop out, no one gives a hoot, I left my real friends to come here and it was clearly a wrong choice.
I left before, and I want to stay, but despite what I tell myself, there is little to stay for. I'm probably going to leave around about Christmas, and if there are any jobs down the mines I'm gonna take one, they pay well and the risk of anything happening is decent, so atleast there's a challenge, there was an advert in the paper a month or two ago asking for workers, I'm gonna give 'em a ring :)
Yours faithfully
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on November 21, 2011, 21:59
Dear S/Z,
I've waited long enough. Are we doing it orr not? Granted, even though I proposed the idea, I've been of little use, and I understand how much of an idiot I showed myself to be. But, you're a cool person, so can we just let this slide and get o with it? Or do you know about... Ah, forget it, I'm ready whenever you are.

Dear -,
This hatred is doing nothing favourable for either of us. So if we just ignore each other and get on with our daily lives, not even acknowledging each other's existance, then things will be a lot easier on both of us.

Dear Mr. H,
I know I do a lot better than everyone else in your lessons, but that's no really saying much. After all, the majority of the class are morons, so the bar wasn't set that high.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on November 23, 2011, 07:12
dear john

pls oo to slepeyoure having rouble SEIENG THINGS RIGHT NOW and you
a
yo ned to slepe please do so the internet cans wait

jhogn
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on November 23, 2011, 12:33
Dear spineless douchebag,

Nothing like knowing you weren't worth five minutes of someone's time to make you feel good. Rest assured the only reason I haven't came down to your door all guns blazing is because I know that soon I'll have my chance to embarass you in front of an audience.

No love, me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on November 27, 2011, 02:00
Dear hormones,

You are being very, very annoying right now. Making me have crushes on two guys at the same time who happen to be really close friends makes it really difficult to think, especially when they're both in the same room. And honestly, that is making English all the harder to pay attention in. Gee. Thanks.

-Mariah
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on November 27, 2011, 12:18
Dear jagerbombs,
I miss you. I hope to see you again very soon.
Love your faithful drinker,
Daniel~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: kr9q on November 27, 2011, 12:54
Dear Self,
Stop going to bed so late. Everybody knows that going to bed at 5:00 in the morning (then waking up at 7:00/8:00) is NOT good for your brain or your pancreas.
Best Regards,
Your concerned body
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on November 28, 2011, 19:24
Please just sort it out. This is starting to get on my nerves now, and I don't really want to rise to it.

(also <3)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on November 28, 2011, 21:56
Dear Strangers
please buy me a Nexus One from e-bay, I've never used it before and would prefer it if you took the risk. :)
-MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 02, 2011, 00:50
Dear Z/S,
So, I guess this is it, huh? I guess it was fun while it lasted. We had laughs, we had disappointments, but in the end, I guess our collaboration was just destined to fail miserably from the get-go. Oh well, I've been taught valuable lessons, thanks to you, and I can look to the future with my head held high. So, in a way, this whole thing was like a phoenix; from death came life.
Steve

Dear Self,
So, this is as far as you've come? You're still an insolent child, with no backbone whatsoever. It's time you made a name for yourself, show them what you're made of! It's time to make a stand - you may be stupid, but you're not a complete moron just yet!
Enncouraging part of the brain
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on December 02, 2011, 00:57
Dear self-
FIND TIME DANGIT
I know you complain you don't have time to watch Fairy Tail but pull it out and watch it. Pwease, for me? 3':
~Me

Dear C-
Really. I thought we went over this. Don't rub it in my FACE. I know you think you're in love with her don't tell it to me. I know.
I know, okay? Tell Spencer or something. I really don't care, dude.
But don't stop talking to me completely, okie?
...Can't realkly end this with 'love' without being awkward.
From
~Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Owen Daynes on December 02, 2011, 14:26
To every arrogant, self centred child / teenager I have ever met,

I do not freaking care if Mummy just bought you your new "CoD" game just for it to be the wrong one, nor do I care how much she "freaking sucks" because "she never does anything right." I am fed up of you constantly complaining about what you don't have when there are so many that would, and are dying for the "little" things, like water, food and shelter that you do have.

A slight selfish part here; I don't care how important it is for you to get "totally wrecked", I have more important things to be doing with my life than be caring about you screwing up yours.

From, A sane person losing sanity
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on December 02, 2011, 15:52
dear person above

would you like a special snowflake award and a cookie
privileged people are allowed to complain too you know
just because they have money doesn't mean they aren't allowed to feel upset about their own "little" things.

john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 02, 2011, 16:02
Dear Self,
Don't do it. Do NOT do it. You know how it'll turn out, so don''t say anything. Let them sort out their own problems, which have nothing to do with you. So just stand back... Urther... That's good.
Sensible brain part.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 03, 2011, 07:35

    Partner in Crime- Thank you for everything, letting me tell you how sucky life is and how much I hate things at times... But you would always listen. And if we screwed up, well, we had each other to talk to about it... I feel really bad for you because the parents don't seem to understand or care anymore and we both have Cassidy to deal with... (me more than you but I sware, it's bad enough seeing her for just the weekends...) Thank you for letting me cry into your shoulder all those times when we REALLY screwed up and tried to "rebel" against all the groundings and stupid arguements that Mom threw at us... Truly, we both have it bad but at least we look to the bright side... right? And they're WRONG. No doubt about it Mom was wrong all those stupid times... Groundings and whatever else are nothing to me and you don't seem affected much either... Thanks for having a lot of more self control than I and taking the blame all those times when it was my fault... You are absolutely the best sister I have ever had and I'm sorry for making you have to worry about me because it's really all just a burden.
WoLf

     Russian Fangirl- I have to say thanks again, but I really don't mind. You listen to me about my idiotic problems and I know you don't have a wonderfuly perfect life either... Thank you for reading all of those fanfics I've wrote and helped me out with all those Pokemon things like forms and what not... And especially for being there for me as I mess up all the time. You're always there to pick me back up and take me back to where I started with a vouple laughs on the way... I love you~! ^^ (as a friend of course, lol)

     Dear Stupid Little Stalker Freak(s)- You suck and stay AWAY from me and Russian Fangirl! QUIT texting me you bloody idiots, I want to beat the living shiz out of you 24.7 and laugh in your blood- darlings!  :dry: I will never love you and that's that you little- ehhh.... *bleeps*
You act so cool all the time and flirty with every other girl you PERVS- I sware all of you have French in you- and have your little dreams. You can PLEAD at my FEET but I will NEVER EVER EVER like you! *smirk* ... Sweeties.

       ((I think that's it for now...))


Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 04, 2011, 22:20
Dear GH,
The fact I have not had a girlfriend does NOT mean I'm gay. I haven't had one because I haven't the funds, time, or patience to deal with one. I'm not stuck here in my house, casting my social life aside because I want to, it's because I'm simply too busy making sure I don't fail my tests. And then there's the matter of you and your friends having reduced ,my slf-confidence to little more than an iota of a fraction of a nanoparticle, should it take a physical form. Really, just lay off it.
And stop touching me, I know you know it annoys me, but I can only resist the urge to deck you for so long.

Dear CH,
You know, I usually don't take notice of your words, but that comment you made really stung. Seriously, I know I've said and heard some mean things in my time, but that takes the biscuit. Saying my dad BOUGHT my mother is not only racist beyond belief, but is just an insult to everything she's worked for. I'll have you know, that she's accomplished more and worked harder and more honestly than you ever will. In fact, she's a better person than you can ever hope to be. And the icing on the cake? You didn't even say it to my face. Yeah. Real mature.

Dear Friends,
I've already said this, but thank you. Thank you for sticking with someone who's basically at the other end of the social spectrum, and keeping my spirits up with your jovial attitudes and range of humour. I can't say I make a positive contribution to the group, but you still accept me, and that's enough to have me smile. Inwardly.

Dear Image,
Improve.

Dear Personality,
Improve.

Dear L,
We're friends... Right? Well, I suppose so, we're friendly enough. I'm starting to like you a bit more each time we have our chats, and I don't know if it's the hormones talking or me genuinely liking more than a frien. I guess I'll just contain myself, like usual, and stick my head in the sand until this goes away. I have to make sure I know what I'm doing, the ground I tread is delicate, and I'm pretty much lacking in tact. Actually, how about we just stay friends, and I can at least remain safe, even if I do end up regretting not saying anything. It's safe, and would never have lasted that long anyway.

Dear Logic,
You're basically the only thing keeping my life in check. Don't let me down.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on December 04, 2011, 22:36
dear steve,

ok what was last night about? i kind of like you now and i'd like to think you like me too, since we spent the entire dance pretty much connected at the hip. the only reason why i didn't try to kiss you at the end of the night was really because i wasn't sure whether you were dancing with me because you got stood up or if you like me. i mean, i guess i'll have to wait and see until monday.

-liz

soldiertoise / i think your real name is steve,

haha thats weird how you had something addressed L and then yeah. i actually went and checked to make sure you weren't the guy i was dancing with last night for some paranoid reason. anyways while im here dont let those people get you down, they're all a waste of time.

-liz

nate,

we need to talk more seriously. i know its harder because my mom hates you, but i literally love you so much as a friend and i dont want to have to leave you cause it would crush me. also, if i end up dating steve, sorry in advance

-liz

mariah,

we can play nice for now, but the next time you say something snide about my friend, i will seriously go at you. you're in a really delicate spot with me right now. don't push it.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Gusparce on December 05, 2011, 01:28
Dear Arjun,
Why do you hang out with me if you say I am a loner?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 06, 2011, 17:36
You act so cool all the time and flirty with every other girl you PERVS- I sware all of you have French in you- and have your little dreams. You can PLEAD at my FEET but I will NEVER EVER EVER like you! *smirk* ... Sweeties.

oh cool
casual racism
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 07, 2011, 00:49
Lol, yup! If you watch Hetalia, well....
Plus, aren't you not supposed to comment on the other posts... ^^; Don't kill me or nothing, but I think that's how it goes...
Atleast that's what my friend said...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on December 07, 2011, 06:40
dear egillwolf

hetalia characters aren't representative of the entire population of the countries they're named after

information about countries in hetalia shouldn't be taken seriously because it's a goddamn cartoon

you're aware of this, right

john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 07, 2011, 21:22
dear john

don't you mean egillvulf
cos apparently they feel the need to correct a native german speaker on how to properly say Wolf in german

also its bucket fillin time soon i hope you're ready xoxoxo <3 <> <3<

löve
elizabeth
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 07, 2011, 21:32
Dear Self,
Just back away... Back away... Slowly... You don!t need to be involved, just stay away. It doesn't matter how valuable you think your input is, it's not the best of times to put it in...

Dear -,
It's going to be fine, I'm sure of it. I did the same thing, after all, and it turned out alright. Just keep a level head, and the est'll be dealt with when the time comes.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 09, 2011, 03:23
Dear the epic Sylar
 
     He's real in my heart!  :( And yah, I know he's not real but I can still dream...
Right...?
Well, I'm a fangirl ya know so I have to keep lovin him! He's too adorable to not, anyway...
Seriously! He has a fricken bow on his shirt, I'm definitely gonna love him! And a REALLY cute puffin!
And I know it's just a cartoon... Actually an anime but same thing basically. But it's so AWESOME!!!
I guess IvanWolf has really got me obsessing over it...
But hey, I've got a life too and another guy I like (that is real) so I'm okay~!
Thank's for worrying, atleast I believe that's what you were doing. Or just awaring, whatever, it's still cool talkin to yah! And thanks for carin Xhanatos!
But I don't mind.
Seriously.
Okay maybe a little bit...
No.
I don't. Yah. Okay.
Bye.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on December 09, 2011, 03:44
Slyar-

Yeah I know it's an anime too but I caaaaan dreaaaaaam
Can't I  :o

Oh and it's not a cartoon. It's an anime. Can you say an-ee-may?

~Me

EgillWolf-

They're making fun of you you know ^^;
~Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Legacy on December 09, 2011, 11:32
Dear whoever gives a damn,

Why? Why is it always this way? Why can nobody say something without some idiot opening their mouth and insulting them all the damn time? It's happening everywhere I go at the moment, and it's insane how many people have to butt in on things that don't involve them.

Damn humanity and their simple minds -__- Yes that includes myself.
If some greater being could answer these questions, I would be rather happy.

Nathan.



~~~~


Dear my brain,

6 days =D

Nathan

~~~~

Dear Nathan

Yes I know. I've been counting since mid-November because of you...

Your brain.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 09, 2011, 14:35
Dear IvanWolf,
 
      I'm a proud fangirl? Will I ever give a crap? No!

Your Epic Fangirl friend

Dear Sylar,

       Hetalia for me is like Homestuck for you! Seriously, I don't see little grey trollsa running around with candy corn horns (thats what I call them) on their heads. So neith are real, but we can enjoy them anyway. Am I right?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on December 09, 2011, 15:04
dear everyone

calm down

john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on December 09, 2011, 18:57
Dear school,
Giving me a music nab in which i need at least 66% to pass 1st period monday is cruel, as is doing a business managment nab the same day. Also kindly change the date of my biology nab, its on my birthday - i had two to do this year.

love Courtney x

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 09, 2011, 19:11
Dear Self,
 
 Congrtulations, you got over her pretty quick in comparison to the last few, taking the fact that you see her every day into consideration. Your getting good at dealing with this aint you?

Dear Class,
 
 Yeah, Im not drawing a seductive tellytubby in my sketch book, since it could get me in some trouble, so Im going to draw what Im meant to. The show and tell is going to be easy, for me anyway, Im used to being infront of more people than 16  :laugh: So your all getting doses of my charismatic humor, lucky you eh? Don't get me wrong, but theres only one of you that Im not going to look at, and when their up doing theirs, Im probably going to chillax and have a crack at writing a song  ^.^

From
       Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on December 09, 2011, 22:59
Dear N,
I understand you may not be fully capable of breaking out of old habits, and I understand you may be socially awkward, but... there's a line where you have to stop and think about what you're doing. Today, you crossed that line for me. I think I'm slightly scarred for life. It just... baffles me completely. Why?

Oh, and I know that tomorrow is your birthday. I kinda got the message when you started mentioning it 4 weeks ago. I just wish I wasn't the only one here in the house with you, I feel awkward enough just sitting in with you on a normal day. I don't want to feel pressured into spending time with you and your friends when I could happily have the me time that I feel I deserve every weekend.

And stop telling me you're going home in x amount of days, you've been really upsetting me by counting it down. Because you then say "But Dan, you go home in y amount of days! Aren't you excited?". Of course I am. But all you've done for the last month is remind me that I have work to do and that I miss being at home so much. Being homesick isn't fun, you seem to remind me of that so often. I can't wait until you actually go home, that way I can finally enjoy myself.

No love from your far too tolerant housemate,
Webby~

Dear V & H,
I love you both dearly. I'm sorry I ever considered not living with you next year. None of the problems I've had living here this year are down to you guys, and I think I've been unfair to you. I swear I'll give more time to you guys next year. <3
Much love from your favourite diva,
Webbyyyy~ <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 09, 2011, 23:18
Dear revision,
I've stopped being a self-pitying little windbag. From now on, when somebody faces me with homework on ionic bonding and revision on a truckaton of textbook reading on various technological subjects, this will be the only thing running through my mind:
(http://fak3r.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/12/files/challenge_accepted_Amazing_Feats_Fails_WIns_Lolz_and_A_Contest-s325x265-158648-535.png)

Dear -,
I suppose we've both said things to each other both of us can find immature and stupid. Well, I find what I have said to be so, anyway. I'd ask to shake hands and just allow us to get along well enough, but really, we both know neither of us really want to. All I'm saying is watch yourself, as much as both of us hate it, our mouths can oth be our downfall.

Dear Self,
It's not as if you can't cope with the work. It's not as if you're a complete idiot. So go outside, meet with some friends, watch a rubbish Christmas movie and laugh at how bad it is. You know, have a social life. For many weekends, you have not ventured outside once. And it's really doing  number on you. This isn't just about your social life, you spend far too much time secluded, and it'll impact how you cope with people and groups in general. And with work experience right around the corner, that's not a good thing. And stop comparing yourself to everyone - the world mayy revolve around the best being at the top, but just becauase you aren't, doesn't mean you're incompetent.
Brain
PS: Cheer up! You're not that bad of a person. Sure, your looks and personality may not be stellar, but at least you can hold a relatively intelligent conversation, and sound somewhat smart while doing so. And who else can keep their cool when faced with people who want to - and probably will - beat your face, and laugh in their faces like they were a group of clowns, saying they have to work on their insults before they have an effect? Work dilligently - you have no natural talent, you have to earn it, and sitting around feeling sorry for yourself will NOT help.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Legacy on December 10, 2011, 00:37
Dear Nathan,

Well, you did it. You officially became the most annoyingly hyper guy the restaraunt has ever had. On top of that, you were completely unaware that your boss saw you drunk a few weeks ago and found you hilarious. Now why can't you be like this in college where you actually need to make a big impact? Silly bean.

And now you're shouting at me in your head that it's now 5 days until Hayley comes home. Well at least you have a reason for your hyperness I suppose.

Much love
Your brain x


Dear Brain,

I love you =]
I may not use you often, but the fact I can shock somebody by showing how intelligent I can be when I use you is a great tool for my armoury.

*hugs brain*

Nathan x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 11, 2011, 23:08
Dear Self,
It's the last week of school, so just keep your mouth shut and keep your opinions to yourself, like always. It'll soften the blow, believe me. Just go and hide in a corner or something, it usually works, though you'll have to watch out for the people who'll cram every oppurtunity to out you down into this week, and make twice the effort to do so.

Dear -,
I can't say I know what you're going through, and I won't ttry to understand. That would just be an act of being a patronising moron. In fact, I haven't even had any oppurtunities to learn the harsh lessons of life that I need to, no matter how painful they are. But just know that I'll support you, and I'll be here if you need someone to rant at, or someone who'll remain calm despite what you say. Because I know, that even though I have my probkems, you have more and greater ones, to the point where mine seem trivial.

Dear K,
I know you probably hate me, and believe me, I never really tried to get on with you either. But I can't side with your mother on this matter, and everyone else who knows about this agrees. You may not be here to see this, or me, but I hope you're hapy with whoever you're with now. Maybe you'll have a chance now.
Signed, Stephen (your old childhood acquaintance)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on December 12, 2011, 03:21
dear jim,

if you're really my best friend, why is it always nighttime whenever i log on your minecraft server? e.e

-liz

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 13, 2011, 03:09
Dear, D,
  Well, we have known each other for years now, and to be honest, I havent tried very hard to be friends, we hardly talk. So yeah, next time we see each other, lets make friends, or whatever it's called now. So.... yeah, if for some reason you do come on here, and I forget to say it to your face, I want you to know I am sorry...
  Hey, being friends is pretty much a win/win situation mind, nearly broke that barrier at prom, mind you, we clearly both went out drinking before hand with our friends... so not really sure what to say to that  :laugh:

  Uhm yeah, the guys got round to telling me that you (apparently) were going to ask me out, so to save any of us from getting hurt, I think we should be friends first, since I do have an annoying habbit of pushing girls away when I feel things are going too fast.
  So yeah, let's be friends, let's sort things out, then maybe in the future we could be sat in the pub down the road laughing about things eh?

 From
       Chris
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 13, 2011, 16:09
Dear Tolerance,
I'm surprised you've held out this much. Really, it's strange how you can cope with all those narrow-minded numbskulls without giving them a free sample of a knuckle sandwich.

Dear -,
I envy how you can be such an idiot and not even be able to realise it. I wish I could be like that. That is to say, I wish I could be as narrow-minded as you, to the point where I make it look as if I think I'm better than you.

Dear Stephen,
You say it to their face or you don't say it at all. You are the result of evolutionary success - bloody act like it.
Courage Wolf.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on December 13, 2011, 18:23
dear soldiertoise

stop acting so superior because you're honestly nothing special unless everyone else - the ones you talk down to - are special too. you're better than nobody, stop acting like you are. i used to act exactly like you when i was thirteen, so please grow up. i am not trying to Start Something here, just saying that for someone who complains so much about being a social pariah, you really aren't that great at making people feel like you're someone they'd want to be friends with. i tried to be your friend, but i found you too infuriating, i'm sorry. maybe if you started acting like someone who people would want to be around - someone who doesn't constantly try to make themselves seem smarter than everyone and act so much better than everyone - then maybe you'd have less of a hard time. you understand that, right?

like i said; not trying to start anything with this, just saying that you should think about your attitude before complaining about others. you're not exactly a piece of cake to deal with yourself, sunshine.

- john xoxo
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 13, 2011, 19:11
To the above poster,
I know how I'm acting. I do it not because I think I'm superior - if anything, I'm in agreement with you, and need to buck up my ideas. But I never got anywhere by being friendly and nice. I've reached where I am (insignificant as it may appear to my seniors) by making sure I could not only leave behind those who attacked me, but leave them in the dirt. I had to delude myself by making myself think I could rise to e better than them, that I could be better than anyone. If I was proved wrong, that was fine. I didn't like it, but I accepted that there were a lot of people better than me. So I made the most of every victory, and it got to the point where I no longer considered a lot of people as equal to me. Granted, they were the scum of the school, and a lot of people agreed with me. But the point is, I act superior because it's all I can do to stop the spiralling for now. Yes, I sound arrogant. Yes, I sound as if I need to see someone about this. Yes, I sound like I'm trying to get the world to hate me. And if you can't accept the fact I'm not all smiles, sunshine and mmemes, then just ignore me and be done with.
And I did try to be your friend. I tried to be nice for a change - humorous, in fact. I thought you were a brilliant person, just misunderstood. But you showed your true colours, and slowly, I began despising you more and more, to the point where I hesitate before reading any posts made by you. But you know what? I'm going to take your advice. I'm going to swallow my childish pride, and just try to make myself slightly tolerable. I'll start by acting neutral, and thoroughly unfeeling. It'll be like knocking a wall down and starting over.
Yours hatefully,
Me.
P.S.: No offence, but you really need to follow your own advice as well.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 13, 2011, 20:24
dear soldiertoise

address people directly will you instead of this silly passive aggressive stuff

also i already occupy the blackrom part of johns heart tough luck go pine for him in another quadrant

you do realise that john and i are speaking from you know
experience???????????????????????????
as in we've been exactly where you were beforehand???????????
and its like
sort of
listen to our advice
cos we're trying to save you a lot of time and embarassment here

the times i wish someone told me to do otherwise like
if they were drops of water for each embarassing incident
they could like
rehydrate the sahara desert

don't think you're better than other people
don't think you're worse either cos thats just as stupid

have your moments of superiority or pathetic self-pity yes but don't let it consume you beat it off with a stick as much as possible

don't think you're a special case either cos
to be honest the quicker you learn that you
like EVERYONE and i literally mean everyone
in life is just
normal
and boring
and have problems
and the same
and that no-one is a special case ever tbh
the sooner you get over that is the sooner you just start to feel better and are tolerated by people better

i know we all feel like we are special and NO BUT I AM SMART AND INTELLIGENT AND A SPECIAL BOY/GIRL or OH GOD NO-ONE SUFFERS LIKE I DO PLEASE GIVE ME SYMPATHY but its like
just be your own brand of special and don't yearn for being weird for weirds sake
i mean i have my quirks but i don't like forcing them at people if people care about them good if not w/e i'm not aiming for that


if you use other people as yardsticks to compare yourself to before you know it you have no integrity cos you spent too long slobbering over your own inferiority-superiority complex and thats the most tragic thing of all

just be
quietly confident in your own abilities
confident enough to do the things you can't do yet
not overconfident so you are setting yourself up for falls every time
and just be outwardly modest
focus on surviving the hell that is school-life in one piece thats all you need to do right now

you're 15
we've all been there
we know what it's like
we know
exactly
what we're talking about

yours
elizabeth

p.s. no, no-one needs to follow their own advice just bloody listen and stop being difficult please
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on December 13, 2011, 20:55
Dear a,
Why do you have to prove a point over everything i say, even when you know fine well that i'm right. Stop making yourself seem better than me, egotistical people and attention seekers are kinds of people i hate. I actually wish you'd leave school, the constant bawbawwhinewhine is getting irritating and tiring :|

Love courtney x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on December 13, 2011, 22:09
Dear Inverclyde Taxis,

My surname is Prior. P-R-I-O-R. There is no "y" or "e" or whatever other random letter you feel like chucking in.

Ta!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 13, 2011, 22:20
xhanatos and sylar,
Yeah, I've been acting like a pretentious, arrogant, self-centred, hateful, whinging, stubborn little dreg. I could blame it on genetics, my inconveniently low blood sugar level, rampant hormones... But I won't. Because you both know as well as I do that I was just being an all-round idiot. So there, that's part one over and done with, admitting I was wrong.

But keep in mind I am, by nature, passively aggressive and - ultimately - a coward. In retrospect, all it's done is make people hate me, and that's not going to change - maybe it can be surpressed, but really, people don't change, and I'm just another human, right? But I'll just take the advice of both of you. Solving my problems on my own didn't work out so well, huh? So there you have it. I'll admit it once again. I was being stupid, and hypocritical of something I'd said once upon a time.
Yours (still) hatefully,
Me
Ps: Take him. Dear Earth Jegus, take him, I want nothing to do with him, he's yours.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 13, 2011, 22:49
but really, people don't change

i've heard this and seen it disproved over time so many times it's almost kind of
cute and quaint
when people say this

sure, some intrinsic bits stay the same, but come back in like
4 years and i bet you will be trying to delete all your old posts from now and going "oh god what an idiot i used to be"
rinse and repeat 4 years after that

its why i'm glad i'm a mod on any of the sites I've been on for longer than three years cos i can delete all my own posts with wanton abandon

and no doubt i'll look back on how i'm acting now and go "oh wow what an idiot" /deletes all my posts

christ the way i used to type in the past it was
ugh

like it was all peppered with ^_^'s and <.<'s and "i feel like ____ nao" and "Heeeee ____-chan" and wow wheres a bucket i want to puke a hole through the bottom of it

seriously though you're a good kid
we can tell with ok accuracy most of the time
especially cos we used to be like you and well not to blow my own horn but i am absolutely fantastic  now O0 O0 O0 O0
just check yoself before you break yoself
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on December 18, 2011, 20:03
dear s

hi! first of all that thing about het is stupid, and the more you mention it the more i want to be obnoxious [just like you!] and mention it :)
you know fine well i feel extremely uncomfortable about furries, and runawaystuck, and things like whorehouses for animal hybrids aus that you involve me in before telling me that it is actually a whorehouse for animal hybrids au, so please stop linking me to nsfw animal hybrid/furry images, and stop mentioning how you love dragons in that way! the more you mention things like that, the more i will mention het!

also, you know i despise "brainbent" and find mentions of mental illnesses very uncomfortable, so please stop doing that too, you absolute jerk! <3

ps. screw your passive aggression, honey. your pet names aren't endearing, they're actually infuriatingly patronising, dear.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on December 18, 2011, 21:59
Dear illogical printer,

why do you have to have a new cartridge? i had plans to print three stories off, cause they are supposed to be presents to someone. because of you, i now have to find some sort of arrangement to get said presents to her.

seems technology doesn't like me ¬¬

from will.

Dear myself,

Ok, you are in a more stable position than you were a month ago. kinda. You aren't as aggressive as you were back then, no major fights. great! your crush on * is wearing off very slightly, which means you can focus on good stuff like pokemon and minecraft and all sorts of things. however, you have decided to fall out with that bloke again. ughh. and why have you made me become more self-aware about how i look? i feel bad when i think that i look pathetic, and i also hate the fact that i recall embarrassing memories so often.

but keep it up body and soul! roll on new year 2012!

p.s stop worrying about 2012, end of world will not happen, and you know it!

from will.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on December 18, 2011, 22:57
Dear Grey Prince,
I know you were broken over the truth.  Indeed, if I was told what you were told, I'd be devastated.  But you were a great person.  I wanted to see that great person, not some sniveling shell who stands there and begs.  You sounded like you were going to cry!  What sort of bravery is that?!  You once lived by honor and virtue, and what you did to me was neither honorable nor virtuous.
It is a shame there were no speech options to rally you to fight me in the Arena.  A very minor disappointment; not one that makes Oblivion any less fun.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on December 19, 2011, 01:57
... lol

Dear me

Sort out yourself at Uni. If you're gonna do well in life you'll need to step it up and the fact you're aware of this is a good thing. Work on this and kick some ass =]

Dear yourself x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 25, 2011, 10:33
Dear PKMN.net,
Merry Christmas, and happy New Year.
Even though the new year's not actually here yet...
Whatever, the point is, merry Christmas.

Steve.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on December 25, 2011, 22:02
Dear b,
I'm just so happy yet so scared for you at the same time. I know you've made the right choice though and i'm not going to be 'that' person.
 I hope we don't drift even more, you're my best friend and i hope everything goes well for you <3

Love thortney xxx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on January 23, 2012, 17:00
dear self

never experiment with snacking again that was the worst idea you've ever had and you just waisted perfectly good crisp bread
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on January 23, 2012, 17:44
Dear sore throat,
Why are you here?
I never gave you an invitation.
In fact, I specifically requested you be turned down.
Guess I should break out the Strepsils.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Wolstenholme on January 23, 2012, 19:23
To John: i know you're my ex and whatever but please stop making your mates take the mess out of me. it cheeses me off. i see you watching my through your fringe sometimes and wonder, do you still like me. if so, say it and stop being the stupid introvert that you always have been, because i'm sick being alone and i want my first kiss! ugh. 14 year old angst.

To every boy in my year: i know you hate me. just say it.

To my friends: you mean the world.

To the stupid kids on my bus: get a life.

I'm done.  v_v
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on February 10, 2012, 17:30
Dear PUK insect lovers,
who wants an empty wasp nest? It looks creepy sitting on the attic beams.
Love MOP

Dear MOP
don't you dare go to see Star Wars 3D. You can resist.
Love MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on February 10, 2012, 17:33
dear MOP 
sure, send it over 
love M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on February 10, 2012, 19:12
To the people who jump the queue in the bus,
I'd really appreciate it if you acted civil. It was the last day of school, and you can always get the 229 or something else instead. But why jump the queue?

- Nick.

To Nick,
Try not to get too worked up over things. because you know, you should vent out anger from time to time xD

- Nick.

Also, to my mum,
Do you have any idea how wrong it is to call someone 'mentally ill'?
Sorry about the pet peeve, but I've reminded you millions of times that I don't enjoy hearing that phrase.
Because you can either hear it as 'paedophile' or 'mentally ill'?
I'm sorry I'm not like you; I consider other peoples' feelings, and I don't enjoy talking about people behind their back.
By the way, do you remember the time you got ashamed of yourself when you realized you were talking rudely about one of my friends when they weren't around? I do.

- Nick.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on February 10, 2012, 23:55
^ To Nick
Great name!
From Nick
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on February 11, 2012, 03:04
dear nick,

nah other nick

-liz


dear nick,

lol i still like you

sorry im weird

really doe

-liz


dear other nick,

youre adorable i suppose. sit next to me in economics every day cause i get the feeling i could potentially start having a crush on you. maybe.

(god too many nicks)

-liz


lee,

i feel like we both have feelings for each other that we've kind of been denying for a while. im not sure where this is going and whether it'll be good or not, but it'll be fun to figure out.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on February 11, 2012, 08:11
Dear r, I think i still like you? You're actually quite a nice guy, a little bit of an egotist at times though. You've said a few nice things about my appearance and stuff. Underneath all that 'rawr big metal head rawr' is a cool guy.
Also like pretty much everyone else i like your hair and the fact you've had the guts to keep it long without giving a damn about the haters. Calm down on twitter though.

Love courtney x

Dear r2, i still like you too. You are pretty much my ideal guy looks wise, although shrink a bit plz? You are also an incerdibly nice person too. You best come for that drink next weekend.

Love courtney x

Dear a, shut up and leave school. I realise you have braces you do not need to remind me. Spending over 20 minutes in a card shop looking at valentines cards, deciding on one and then putting it back x20 only to choose the first one was beyond a joke. Stop arguing over things that don't even matter.

Courtney.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 11, 2012, 10:05
Dear All Those People,
There are too many of you to name. And you all have precisely three seconds before I resolve to deck each and every last one of you.

Stephen
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on February 11, 2012, 10:41
dear pkmn.net

(http://i.imgur.com/05I6h.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/A8XoL.png)

i think you look better this way

- john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kona on February 11, 2012, 13:47
Dear John:

What the blooming hell.

Sincerely,
Kona.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 11, 2012, 18:24
Dear John,
I agree with Kona.
What the devil*ing dickens is that.

Dear Surds,
Y U NO BE MORE UNDERSTANDABLE

Steve
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on February 11, 2012, 19:46
dear pkmn.net

(http://i.imgur.com/05I6h.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/A8XoL.png)

i think you look better this way

- john

dear john

this post is the best post

love
elizabeth
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on February 11, 2012, 23:13
To Nick,
Hehe, thanks c: It's only a nickname though, rather than my actual name.
I prefer Nick, to be honest.

- Nick.

To Liz,
Ah.. Damn it. D:

- Nick.

To PKMN.NET,
Those horses will make you look fat. Please don't change ;;

- Nick.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 15, 2012, 00:39
Dear Self,
Don't feel bad, feel neutral. So pretty much everyone did better than you, it's the half term - don't dwell on it. You're supposed to be relaxing and revising, not desperately trying to find ways to not look like a comparative plonker. What's done is done, you'll get another crack at it, so just do what's best. You'll never be the best, or anywhere near it, but you can at least be at a satisfactory level.

Stop worrying, panic is the enemy -
Steve
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Legacy on February 15, 2012, 00:47
Dear Self,

Please cheer up. I know it seems like things are going downhill fast, and that the next year is going to be a waste. But keep your head up dude. Something will come along...

Nathan.

-in response-

Dear self,

I'll try but right now I'm feeling pretty damn lost.

Nathan.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on February 18, 2012, 16:59
Dear self,
You're too keen for my liking. Tone it down a little; nobody's going anywhere.

Dear hair,
You smell nice. Can I dye you more often? <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 20, 2012, 00:06
Dear Self,
First convulsing rabbits, now engagment? What the hell!
You're dreams are messed up!!!
from Me

p.s. it gives me an excuse to use my dream dictionary, so I ain't complaining :)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 20, 2012, 00:21
Dear Self,
You can't blame anyone for this. It's not just going to come to you. It's not just going to pop into you head. If you can't even remember something as simple as that, you stand no chance at the event coming up. It's your own fault you're going to fail. Now, just accept your fate, and DO SOMETHING USEFUL NEXT TIME YOU GORMLESS IDIOT.
Yours irritatedly,
Rational part of brain
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 20, 2012, 00:35
Dear Soldiertoise,
What's got your goat?
From,
A rather nosey person
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on February 20, 2012, 00:47
Dear Self,
     Don't worry, the stress pills are coming Monday.
And btw, try not to go insane before then. Thanks.

From, WoLf
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse on February 23, 2012, 19:50
To my boyfriend; I love you, I really do. You make my mind spin, and you really make my heart leap. I'm just sick of feeling unappreciated and I know that you don't mean it, and you don't know how to show affection without taking it too far. See that Arcanine you drew me last night? It was the nicest thing you've done for me in eight and a half months <3 I want you to stop caring what your mother thinks of you. You are amazing, you are smart, you are handsome and so what if you struggled with your prelims? School will not give you anywhere, and if your mother is going to make you feel like crap for your grades, I mean, really depressed, it just isn't worth it. I want you to know I'm here for you and I want you to know everything I do, you're on my mind. I love you. <3

To the most beautiful girl on the planet; You broke up with him. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to keep a straight face to you today? I should stop chasing you, I should, but dammit you're just so captivating. You hold my whole world in your heart and you know everything about me, I just can't shut up when I'm around you. I mean, I followed you completely the opposite way as to where I was meant to be going. I should show some sympathy, but I'm truly ecstatic. It makes me hurt, it does, loving you this much. I see your face and I go nervous. I think about you, and I swear I just can't control my breathing anymore. I remember our first kiss and I hope you haven't forgotten it, because it was the best kiss I've ever had, and I hope it's yours. We had so much, and I know we've changed - but I thought it was for the better. I know my boyfriend is your best friend but I just can't tell myself to stop loving you. I can remember falling into your eyes for the first time, girl, and I thought I was over you, but I'm falling all over again.

To myself; You realise you're cheating on him in your head, right?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 23, 2012, 22:13
Dear hat crafting gods,
What do you call this (http://tf2stats.net/static/images/items/sized/xy128/bucket.png)?! After all my hours of sweat and toil... You slap me in the face with this?!

Speaking of hitting people...

Dear -,
I'm sure you looked VERY funny throwing that at my head. I'm sure you're VERY funny when you're picking on someone much, much smaller than you. I'm sure that making my school life a misery is something you take pride in. But you know wht'll be even funnier? When I go to our form tutor after losing all patience, telling him everything, and watching as you're hauled off to detention for bullying.
But you'll probably get off without any negative reprocussions whatsoever. But I'm used to having everything I do backfire horribly. So come at me with all you've got, it's not getting any better.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on February 24, 2012, 12:11
dear self
stop having crushes on people it annoys me
love lauren

dear you
you talking about getting back together with your ex makes me want to scream
from lauren
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on February 24, 2012, 12:35
    Dear J
every time i decide that it would be less hassle if i just avoided you, i turn around and more or less trip over you straight away
what is even
you know that one of these days i'm going to say something stupid and that'll be awkward
and then it'll be hideously embarrassing for both of us
and it'll be your fault
     Love (or something), M


     Dear election campaigning people
what
what is going on down there
is that two people wearing a cardboard ship on their shoulders
oh, so it is
and there's a bloke dressed as mr happy
ok
carry on
     Love, M


     Dear acetylferrocene report
be completed now and earn me lots and lots of marks 
thank you love you lots xxx 
     Love M


     Dear campaigning people 
who gave you a microphone
and told you that it was okay to sing
and shout
and dance around
yes i believe you that you're enthusiastic jesus h christ
why are there no seats which aren't right next you and the speakers 
     Not much love, M (who is trying to work but you know)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 24, 2012, 16:40
Dear employer.
I've told you already that I'm taking march 7th off! I am not missing my prom to shovel up dog poop and get mauled by that bloody labrador!
I'll work all over summer and help with the extra training for Poppy and Chusco. Please let me have this one day off!
from,
a rather annoyed kennel maid!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on February 25, 2012, 04:43
Dear x

I'm done trying. It could have been special. Now it's pretty much faded into dust. Shame really.

It's over.

Much love x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Normandy on February 25, 2012, 05:40
Dear Family Members Who Bite My Ass About School,

shut up.

From, Zachary<3

Dear Future Zachary,

Please turn out as I anticipate you to be

Sincerely, Present Zachary
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on February 25, 2012, 19:53
dear self

keep being queen cool of icetown cooltopia cool iced cooly

from self
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 25, 2012, 20:01
Der Person,
Please get me my propane and propane accessories.
Sincerely,
Me.

Dear Valve,
Please reverse what you did to the sandvich. You've ruined it. Also, please inccrease item drop rates while you're at it.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 25, 2012, 20:24
Dear ex,

Why? Why did you just walk back into my life at the most inapropriete time!
I was happy! I had finaly straightend everything up with my life and there you come.
Just sauntering back my way.
Ugh!
I hate you!
No, I dispise your very being!

your EX!!!

ps. I love you :'(
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on February 25, 2012, 20:40
dear legs,

why

why do you always start hurting and making it hard for me to walk. why cant i not have a leg injury so i can exercise properly

seriously i couldnt develop this like a month from now. come on

-liz


drew,

sorry for my messed up voice last night cause i was sick. sorry for being really weird, but it was cool cause we just made each other laugh. so i guess, thanks for hanging out with me anyways c:

-liz

casey,

dont say i didnt invite you to join us at the coffee factory. cuz i did.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on February 26, 2012, 05:10
dear self,
....
i just
can i say i love you? because atm im like really proud of the pic you just did i could hug you!!!!!
pfff you're like really cool!!
btw get your homework done tomorrow, remember!!! DX
-self

dear random dude,
what part of 'comment before fav' do you not understand :(
-me

dear s,
......hi i guess um i
i really augh...
i like you but i really dont know, stop asking me out i dont....
i have other people to think about too! LIKE YOUR TWO BEST FRIENDS DX
-me

dear c,
dont get discouraged okay? im sorting things out and dont just... back off like you always do.
you always go all shy on me and youre not a shy dude... well not around me.
be freaking strong for once, okay please??? i cant decide when youre being like this...
all sad and crap :( im tryiiiiiing!
ill chose eventually! i cant guarantee its gonna be you but....
i want it to be! <3
-me

dear b,
hey look your the last of the three. i guess ive known you longer than them; you might be more of a best friend that's really hot?
i really, really dont know.....
-me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on February 26, 2012, 14:23
Dear work,
As much as i love having money, a 14 hour shift on one of the busiest match days for us is maybe not a good move, considering I have a lot of uni work that needs doing. Now I ache, I'm tired, and I can't concentrate. Sunday is a complete write off!

Love~~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on February 26, 2012, 14:37
ivanwolf,

between s and c (dont consider b if youre not attracted to his personality too, you dont want to get into that stuff with friends unless you think it'll be worth potentially losing them), choose the one you started liking second. or if you were attracted to them both at the same time just s because you can be 100 percent positive he likes you and stuff.

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 26, 2012, 15:20
Dear food,
Why do you presist on making me fat!
I stopped eating unhealthy stuff like chocolate and crisps etc and I eat smaller portions! Doing more exercise aswell yet I keep getting fatter!
I should just stop eating!

Kennedy :(
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on February 26, 2012, 15:50
dear everyone

i want to be friends with everyone i made this decision today
can we have a group hug

john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 26, 2012, 15:54
Dear John (< thats an awesome movie btw)

Yay, group hug!

Kirsty
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on February 26, 2012, 16:03
dear john,

aite buddy lets do this then

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on February 26, 2012, 16:34
     dear John
what
no
don't touch me
get back
    love, M
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 26, 2012, 16:45
John,
Seven days.
I wager that, before seven days are over, you will see a post by me that will make you want to reach through the screen and throttle me.
Yours expectantly,
Stephen.

Dear Self,
That.
Was.
PATHETIC.
Not just "Oh no, it's not as good as before" pathetic, but "YOU MORON!" pathetic. That result is something you should be ashamed of. Now wear the collar of shame.
WEAR IT.
Yours disapointedly,
Self.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 26, 2012, 17:11
Steve,

I genuinely worry about you sometimes :/

Kirsty
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on February 26, 2012, 20:11
Dear people on this particular side of the web,
Group hugs (temporarily) make everything better!

- Nick.

and on that subject,

Dear Sylar,
HUUUUUUUUUUG

- Nick.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on February 26, 2012, 20:42
dear sylar,
HUG~! hug :3
-me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on February 26, 2012, 20:53
Dear self,
you're doing great right now and everything is going in the right way. You just need to be confident with your interview. Don't stress about starting at your driving lessons and your music exam next tuesday. You've been told you have a great singing voice and your tone and sound on the trumpet is good.
From self <3

Dear john,

*hug*

courtney
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on February 26, 2012, 22:46
Dear Inferna,
Hope you do well in your music exam! <3

- Nick.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on February 27, 2012, 07:47
Dear Richard,

Why did you just read like the last 7 pages of this thread? Do you have nothing better to do at 1:45 AM?

Dear Sizacu,

I am curious as to why you refer to yourself as Nick.

Dear other people in this thread,

Ohai! Hugglez for everyone! c:

Dear Richard again,

You being happy kinda scares me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on February 27, 2012, 17:21
Dear Richard,
My name's Nicola, but I prefer Nick as a nickname of sorts.
And signing this 'letter' of sorts off with 'Nicola' would feel a bit odd to me c:

- Nick.

Dear Self,
Do your RS now or Hannah will eat you.

- Nick.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kona on February 27, 2012, 18:13
Dear K,

Is it okay if I brute force my way into this lock? I'm serious about unlocking it.

Love Kona.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on February 29, 2012, 16:02
dear cookie my guinea pig
your better. that's good. don't die. i'll be sad.
love me

dear me
you're an idiot. stop being so............. jaksldjasklhfaskdjas *hand movements*
love me

dear dad
so by telling you that my weird butt computer let me on after curfew means i'm irresponsible? if it does it tonight then i ain't telling you :l
from me

dear younger children at my school
i am a prefect. you will obey me when i tell you to go to the back of the god damn line.
from me

dear mrs davies
please come back from the dead i miss you
from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 29, 2012, 16:08
Dear M,
I'm not cut out for stand-up comedy. Believe it or not, my jokes hve to be good to suffice. And I CANNOT look anyone in the eye when in fornt of a crowd. Were you even paying attention when I gave that speech? Yes, the content and voice tone was good, but I was looking at the floor and stood in one place the whole time. I'm going into software design, kiddo.
But we're still cool with each other. Any cooler and we'd freeze to death.
We are the most boss pair of friends in the school.
Period.
Yours drowsily,
Stephen.

Dear sugar,
WORK ALREADY DAMN IT.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MihoAnsatsu on February 29, 2012, 17:53
Dear...well, you know who you are.

We've both been part of a fandom which has produced some disturbing shizzle. You know exactly what I'm going to mention here, but I want to say that last night, I came across something so disturbing (not in the AAAAH sense but in the WTF sense) that makes me want to hug you and the rest of our fandom's fans and say that all is forgiven. Seriously, all is forgiven. I don't hate you anymore for acting on your muse and producing that monstrosity. But then again, it did result in one of the best things ever to happen in the fanon, well, best things according to moi. But I digress.

Miho
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 29, 2012, 18:37
Dear My good friend

Dude, I could never hate you! So what, he likes you and not me, there'll be other people for me!
Stop thinking about you know who, he really isn't worth the pain! You shouldn't have to change who you are to make someone happy!
I love you, hun! you're like my sister!
loads of love, Kirsty <3 xx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread summary
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 02, 2012, 13:23
dear persons irl and not on puk

brief diary entry which i post in hopes that people JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON

love me


dear (some person on forum)

(some statement or thing i am too awkward to bring up with you directly)/(vague insult)

love me


dear me

(wacky countenances)/(self deprecating statements)/(self glorifying statements)

love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on March 02, 2012, 16:04
Dear Person G,
That's nice, dear. You have fun with that. I'm just going to, you know, not care.
Yours dismissively,
Stephen.

Dear sniffles,
Please go away before I actaually bother to do something other than wait for you to pass naturally.

Dear McDonalds,
I'd really appreciate you putting meat into my burger in future, instead of something that vaguely resemvles and tastes a bit like meat.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 02, 2012, 16:32
dear someone

not everything is about you maybe its about everyone

luv me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on March 02, 2012, 16:37
foot,

please. stop. hurting. all i want to do is run, and i cant because it feels like death to walk across a room :c its not getting any better either

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on March 02, 2012, 18:04
xhanatos,
Not everything's about you either. I was referrin to the person who keeps making fin of the fact I play pokemon. He won't let it die, so I won't care. Please do not jump the gun, it's a trait I've had enough of with myself.
Kindly ignore this if, in fact, that was not referring to me. It certainly seemed like it at he time.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 03, 2012, 00:40
xhanatos,
Not everything's about you either. I was referrin to the person who keeps making fin of the fact I play pokemon. He won't let it die, so I won't care. Please do not jump the gun, it's a trait I've had enough of with myself.
Kindly ignore this if, in fact, that was not referring to me. It certainly seemed like it at he time.

dear soldiertoise

is there a word in latin or in french when the same phrase applies in a different context cos i would type that here right now
re-read the first 8 letters of my last post i guess???
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on March 03, 2012, 01:12
To xhanatos, me, and anyone else arguing on the internet:
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/15/128843232226407193.jpg)
This is spiralling downwards faster than Bieber on 4chan.
It literally got a drill and dug deeper.
Then used sea mines.
It eventually ended up in Australia.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on March 03, 2012, 03:00
Dear you two

Just stop posting about each other; it would save posting space and I'm sure it would benefit both of you to move on :P

Keep it real

Dear z

You need to make a choice soon on what you want to do because right now this 'cycle' is destroying you and I'm sure others don't want to see it either; you're better than this. I wish others could help you but I guess that's not the way it is :/

Much love x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on March 03, 2012, 16:36
Dear Java

Please install faster. I need to go to work.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on March 04, 2012, 20:37
Dear DWP office,
tomorrow could you please try to remember you're supposed to be training me. I've spent more time reminding you of this than actually doing anything.
From MOP

Dear Squashed Mouse,
Farewell Squashed Mouse, you shall be dearly missed on my walk to work but I suppose you had to be cleared up at some point.
From MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 05, 2012, 00:45
Dear you two

Just stop posting about each other; it would save posting space and I'm sure it would benefit both of you to move on :P

Keep it real

dear oxo

no shut up i love soldiertoise i want to smooch him on the lips
you're just jealous for our tsundere love arent you i told you its over between us ive moved on
ive met a new man now

no more i love yous oxo
me


dear soldiertoise

soldiertoise lets get married can we can we please can we
please
i'll make you pancakes do you like pancakes
please soldiertise PLEASE ;_;

from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on March 05, 2012, 00:58
xhanatos,
Why are you abandoning John
Look I'm not even typing with full stops
Your sudden proposal the reality of which I doubt more than the possibility of Alan Carr being sraight has shocked me that much
I'm not even using commas
Seriously don't joke like that you'll break his poor black heart
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on March 05, 2012, 01:04
Dear Me,
Why can't you ever stick to your chapter outlines when writing? It makes everything so much harder when you don't.
Sincerely,
Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on March 05, 2012, 02:03
Oh dear I don't know whether to laugh or cry haha
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on March 05, 2012, 12:54
Well it has been a while...

Dear you,

They know. I know. You don't, for some bizarre reason. No, you seem completely oblivious to it and I'm not sure why. I'm even less sure why I know you pulled on Saturday night and I don't seem the least bit bothered now. Maybe I'm just used to it, or maybe I've pulled the most brilliant accidental piece of having no testicles at all.. thing ever. And I'm not quite sure what to do. Are you bothered about me, or is it going to be him?

I don't quite know what I'm going to do, but.. when I figure it out, maybe for the first time I'll actually get what I want after so long~

Lots of love in the whole wide world, you extremely beautiful thing,

Rob

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 05, 2012, 15:59
xhanatos,
Why are you abandoning John
Look I'm not even typing with full stops
Your sudden proposal the reality of which I doubt more than the possibility of Alan Carr being sraight has shocked me that much
I'm not even using commas
Seriously don't joke like that you'll break his poor black heart

dear soldiertoise

SHHHH john isn't supposed to know this is my racy affair of our sweet lucent love
can we go to cairo! (AAAAAAAAaa) for our honeymoon oh please say yes

love from
me

Oh dear I don't know whether to laugh or cry haha

dear oxo cubes

well people tend to do both at the same time at a wedding so get practiscing

from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on March 05, 2012, 17:15
Dear Xhanthos

Lmao
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on March 05, 2012, 22:11
xhanatos,
Stop this act right now, you're scaring me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on March 05, 2012, 23:53
dear xhanatos,

...I love you. Don't ever change.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 06, 2012, 10:43
dear soldiertoise

stop acting so tsundere in front of puk i know how you feel for me
you're TEARING ME APART LISA

love from
me


dear Firestorm

aww i love you too :D i wont change never ever i wont

love from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on March 06, 2012, 23:38
dear relationship

why are you such a constant source of disappointment
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on March 06, 2012, 23:52
Dear body,
why are you making me lose weight, i'd really like to weigh more than 7 stone. I don't like it when people say 'omg ur so skinny!! Are u anorexic??' This in the space of like two weeks when my jeans went from fitting perfectly to needing a belt? Please make my metabolism slow down a little.

from courtney.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on March 07, 2012, 00:03
Dear Courtney 
send that metabolism my way, would you? 
Love, M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on March 07, 2012, 00:13
Dear JCs.
You are legendary. Don't ever change.

Dear guy at the bar in JCs.
Yeah, we're never gonna stop throwing paper planes at you now <3

Dear you,
I like how you just ignored my plea for you to save me on Thursday=[ Pub golf will be the end of me, you know =[ And thennnnn I can't make you enjoy the wonders that is Super Mario Bros. And Jekyll. Yeah...
<3~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on March 07, 2012, 00:27
xhanatos,
Nonononono, I'm not tsundere, I am genuinely concerned for your mental state.
Seriously, it's scaring me.
...
I know I could just ignore this thread, but that'd be the boring thing to do.

Dear nose,
Please stop blocking yourself up in one nostril at a time, it's uncomfortable.

Dear crates,
Reveal your mysteries to me for free please I cannot buy keys because I am poor and Irish (http://city16.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/hat-trick-111.png)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 07, 2012, 11:18
xhanatos,
Nonononono, I'm not tsundere, I am genuinely concerned for your mental state.
Seriously, it's scaring me.
...
I know I could just ignore this thread, but that'd be the boring thing to do.

dear revengineer

just admit our undying love is a thing why else would i hound you so much

love
me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on March 07, 2012, 15:08
dear....... you.
im gonna give you three guesses; what do you think your daughter is:
no, she's not a doll.
no, she's not a pet.
no, even if you seem to think so, she is not an idiot.
You need to just stop. she's fine the way she is. just stop it. you don't even mean well. i used to think you did but i really don't even know now. we're all lucky you even feed her the way you feel like she's an inanimate life size doll that you can dress up and flaunt off. she has a brain. she wants to wear a SWEATSHIRT. which happens to HAVE BLACK ON IT. get over it. its not like its going to ruin her whole entire life. scratch that, you don't really care about her life; IT'S NOT GOING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE.
and you see all this stuff in her like her anger and stress and do you know why the hell that's there?
because of you! you stress her and you yell at her for no reason and you make her exercise a freak-ton and now she's not even eating much. now she's stressed and falling into depression.
i'll let you know; that's not normal. i mean, a lot of teens go into a little depression, yep. but this is completely.... over the edge. completely. and now it's all spilling over onto me. that's when it goes too far. it went too far when it wasn't on me and MY FAMILY. but now you need to just stop. stop and maybe have some freaking patience. SHE'S A TEENAGER.  shut up, no really, i don't.... i won't take any excuses, and i wish, I SERIOUSLY HOPE, that i really could send this to you. but really, it'd make it worse.
just shut your freaking face and keep yourself quiet; don't let her do WHATEVER she wants, but loosen up A LITTLE. if she can't wear ANYTHING unless it has NO BLACK AT ALL because YOU WORRY ABOUT HER GOING EMO, that's not going to help her situation. you're not helping.

yeah whatever, i'm not saying love or anything.

from me. you know, the one who barely ever talks to you face to face but is still suffering from stress overflow that's coming from your daughter, the one that lives with that one family that worries about her wellbeing when you don't? yeah, THAT me.
.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on March 07, 2012, 17:50
Dear People on Facebook,

The next one of you to use the, ahem, word "GORJISS" or post an album's worth of pictures of your sleeping baby is getting deleted so help me. Cheers.


Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on March 07, 2012, 18:01
Dear People on Facebook,

The next one of you to use the, ahem, word "GORJISS" or post an album's worth of pictures of your sleeping baby is getting deleted so help me. Cheers.

Dear people on Facebook,

This is far too tempting.

Rob
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on March 07, 2012, 18:03
Dear everyone

naw don't that's not nice :(
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on March 07, 2012, 18:45
Dear Facebook.

Post some GORJISS pictures please!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on March 07, 2012, 18:58
dear me
get a hold of all your feels ಠ___ಠ
me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on March 08, 2012, 15:48
Mirror mirror, on the wall..

Who is the most handsome of them all?

Oh, why thank you, thank you very much. I do think I'm quite ravishing today, dashing and incredibly fine. What? You think I've got such a lovely personality too? Somewhat eccentric, random but charming? Ah, yes, I feel it too, passionate definitely.

So why in the hell can't you spout some cahones, go walk over to her, tell her she's beautiful and carry her off into the sunset?

Just because her eyes are utterly gorgeous, she's so sweet she was clearly dipped in sugar from being born until puberty, she's probably more fitting for you than you'd dare let yourself admit to and that she's actually probably the only girl quite capable of jumping up to your own level of madness.. doesn't mean you should be a bottling wimp.

...

She is fine though.

<3


iunno who that's for, it started out quite well and then i went off on a tagent..
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on March 08, 2012, 22:15
why else would i hound you so much
Because you're bored and decided to do this to pass the time?

Either way, I think we should stop seeing each other.
Not that we ever did, but the point is, we cannot go any further. Now run along before I call the e-police or summat or nuffink.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Cecily and Pikachu on March 09, 2012, 22:16
Dear You
Please, get a clue. I practically asked for your phone number, so please be a gentleman, take the hint and give it to me.  Or at least don't look at me or ignore me when I ask you again. You're with me in all the top classes, so why couldn't you even take a hint?!

Regards, Cecily

Dear Lady Luck

Please me a situation where I can easily ask for his phone number (so get him on his own) and stop me from complaining like a whiny teenager.

Regards, Cecily
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on March 09, 2012, 22:23
Dear life,

I love you, I am sorry for those teenage years.

Dear PKMN.net,

I love you, I am sorry for those teenage years.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on March 09, 2012, 22:30
Dear Rich,

We love you too =]
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lukey lapras on March 14, 2012, 17:41
Mum: i dont smoke  laura: go away martin: thanks Amy: hope we last :)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on March 14, 2012, 17:52
drew,

          do you like me

[  ] yes                   [  ] no

~liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on March 14, 2012, 22:25
Dear Get Me Out Of Here,

Why couldn't you have won that race? D: Then I'd be looking at £900 back from my bet instead of £90 ;m; Why did you have to be second? Knowing you were so close makes it even worse!

Dear Une Artiste,

You fabulous animal I want to adopt you and give you all the oats and sugar cubes and other nice horsie things in the world thanks to you I'm £90 better off so thanks mwah mwah  :-*
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on March 14, 2012, 22:43
Dear Adam,
I love you and all, but you're my 16 year old guy-friend! Not a 58 year old stick in the mud!
You're going to dance at the prom with me, or I'll drag you around the bloodly floor!
From, your prom date.
P.S. thanks for asking me over facebook (not) man up and ask to my face...

Dear me,
Stick to the freaking exersize plan! You're so chubby, tone up fatty!
from, the future skinny Kirsty

dear T@R@
I like you, alot, but it's awkward cuz you're dating my brother... Sucks for me
from, the jealous younger sister.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 14, 2012, 23:53
Dear Pretend Damien Diddly or whatever the poster above me is called

whats wrong with being fat

from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on March 15, 2012, 23:58
Dear A,
Well that's another mystery solved. Not sure why that came about tbf, but at least I know now. Maybe now I'll realise that I can stop being like this. (y)

Dear person I see everywhere,
Stop making me so nervous. I'm not sure why you make me nervous,

Dear R,
Never change. Never ever ever. <3

Dear everyone who has had this convo with me recently,
Please find a compliment that doesn't involve the words "nice" or "guarded" or "sweet". I would like to think that I'm more than a just an unknown doormat.

Love from Webby~~~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on March 16, 2012, 12:07
Dear me
*internal screaming because aaaaaaaah i wimped out again*
grow some balls and tell him gdi >BU
love me

dear you
LET ME LOVE YOU
love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on March 17, 2012, 04:38
Dear r,
wow seriously get a life. Staying off school for two weeks at a time and sitting on twitter, getting your ego stroked and talking to random strangers is doing wonders for your education. Everyone laughs at your tweets now, most likely because you're being such a ~special snowflake~
I can admit that like 2 - 3 years back i didn't have a life and it sucked. You'll end up getting chucked out of school and doing nothing. Then you'll be a huge hypocrite!

courtney x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on March 26, 2012, 05:30
Dear A,

Please, when a certain B makes a weird comment, do not commence to glare at them and whisper to the person next to you. I don't because I respect B.

-C
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on March 26, 2012, 18:38
Dear you,

When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I'll wish I was him 'cause those words are...

.. not mine? I don't get it, I've spent months smitten with you yet when you actually announce you're dating the very guy that only asked you out because he was scared I was going to, well tried to - he ended up getting so drunk he passed out on top of you - but beer is a wonderful thing, I couldn't care less. And I don't get it, not one bit. I'm more bothered by losing to Blackburn Rovers on FM12, that's how much this.. announcement has hit me. Maybe it's because I've not seen the two of you together.. Oh I really don't know. You confused me when I was smitten, now that I aren't you confuse me still.

Pain in my arse you are.

And you're not that cute to be anywhere near my arse. Uggh.

Rob x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on March 26, 2012, 21:19
Rob,

Daww, you silly sausage <3

Love, me~

Also dear other Rob,

Hi :3 Can I have my DS back please? Not that I need it or anything, buuuut you did say to give you a shout, so -holla- ~~

Dear Monty,
Just stop it, please.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Legacy on March 26, 2012, 23:42
Dear Lottie,

I can't send you messages. Your inbox is full.
Can you clear some space so I can continue to spam you please? =3

Sincerely,
Nathan
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on March 26, 2012, 23:48
Dear Media coursework,
It's just you, me, and my damn bare hands. Allow me to introduce you to pencil, paper.
...
It seems inspiration's late. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFlibberdygibber.

Dear Brain,
I will personally have somebody march right to you and beat you to a pulp if you do not buck up your ideas.

Dear Motivation,
I thought you said you'd only be taking the weekend off.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on March 26, 2012, 23:55
Nathan,

Consider it done. It was all from you anyway, you stalker D:

P:
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on March 27, 2012, 01:04
Dear myself

Work on your fitness. Beach activities absolutely ruined you today. Your attempts at bicycle kicks were shocking but amusing. Oh; next time you have an assignment please don't ruin the sleeping pattern for it. Won't do you any good. And stop drinking. And chill out over Easter; you deserve it. Perhaps. Sure you messed some stuff up and acted like a moron at times but generally I guess you've been alright

Much love x

Dear a few people

Sorry for being a insensitive moron. I know I've got to sort myself out and stop taking it out on others. I'll try and make up for it

Much love x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on March 27, 2012, 01:13
Dear AO,
NO. STOP. STOP AND THINK.
*Er-hem*
My apologies, but what you have just done defies all laws of common sense in that activity. If this continues, you'll not hear from me again, and I don't dabble in such frivolous things as second chances.
Still waiting to hear why you did it,
RS.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on March 30, 2012, 10:15
Dear interview panel
Please be nice and give me the job...I really need it.  :(
See you in a few hours.
Sincerely
MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on March 30, 2012, 19:26
Loooong message ahead, sorry xD I really needed to rant.


Dear person,

I uh...
How do I put this down, haha..

I've told you many times, practically every week (and so has everybody else, actually), I really could care less about your favourite tv show. Why do you stop a rather interesting conversation between us, just to say 'Look!' and show us a picture of Harry (or w.e his name is) from Friday Download? I thought you would have gotten the hint quite a while ago - I'm sorry to be so blunt but practically nobody cares. Would you stop trying to bring all the attention onto yourself for a pointless half minute or so? Our lunch break is only 20 minutes, and quite frankly I have just barely enough time to eat by the time I get there, even less on Thursdays.

If you want to get our attention, you need to actually contribute. Hell, more often than not I just sit by and listen. If you want the attention, you need to kinda.. work for it? I'm sorry if that's a bit too much for you, but... That's the way our friendship group works. If you keep on changing the topic to something absolutely none of us relate to, we'll quite frankly completely ignore you.

I wish I could say all of this to you directly but eh. I'd rather rant here first until it really is too much to handle.

- Nick.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on April 02, 2012, 21:30
Dear you,

I'm now even more confused. The only thing that made.. seeing you with him was this conception I had that I wanted somebody else more. That I perhaps didn't like you as much as I thought I did. And I kind of accepted that, I kind of.. believed that, maybe I'd already accepted I wasn't going to 'get' you this time around and begun to get over you. But.. what I don't get is that the one I that I accepted I probably liked more, the one whose announcement she was dating somebody made me scowl for weeks.. the one who became single again when I didn't care about you dating him.. that beautiful pretty thing I saw today back with her boyfriend. And, I cared less for it than I did when I found out you was dating him. I don't get it.

I should be devestated, I should be disappointed in both you and myself, but.. I'm not. I'm.. just not bothered at all.

I just don't get it. I should've been gutted, especially about you. I really should've, but.. there's just nothing there, when there should be. Am I supposed to be happy that I'm dealing with all of these things better than I used to, far better, or am I supposed to be worried that maybe I never did really like you both as much as I thought I did and perhaps I'm fabricating things for whatever reason..? Or should I not even entertain that thought and maybe, maybe it was lust with both of you and the more I explore about you the more I move on..?

Or, am I blatantly just a guy and in such typical fashion just doens't know what is best for him?

Ahaha.

Lots of love in the whole wide world.

Rob x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 08, 2012, 01:18
Dear MOP
Get on with it! You spend more time making plans and listing things than you spend doing anything. For once just act on it.
From
MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Basskat on April 08, 2012, 23:25
Sarah,

I love you.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 09, 2012, 00:14
Dear Bird (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-R01996,_Brieftaube_mit_Fotokamera_cropped.jpg)
I know you're up to something bird. The look in your eyes says it all.
Suspiciously
MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on April 09, 2012, 15:24
Dear 2012

You are the worst year ever. I hate you. Please improve soon because another 8 months like this will kill me.

Dear college bff

I'm really happy for you that you got an interview for Dundee, I really am, because you're super talented and deserve it and will go on to do great things but damn if I'm not sick with jealousy too. Sorry. I know this probably makes me a bad person. D:

Dear *insert sweary words here*

You *are* a bad person. Everyone has flaws and I'm not perfect but you are the worst kind of human being, and one day you will end up a very lonely individual after slowly but surely pushing anyone who's stupid enough to care about away with your thoughtless, selfish behaviour. One day I will take great pleasure in walking out and telling you to delete my number out of your phone, never speak to me, and if we pass each other in the street then I will act like I don't know you. Unfortunately my circumstances do not allow that at the moment so I'm stuck pretending I don't hate your guts. My time will come.

Dear Claire,

Shouldn't you maybe start on your Graded Unit...?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on April 11, 2012, 17:38
Dear "A"

 Well done, you have shot yourself in the foot. I realise that your trying to keep my game whilst I'm in Scotland and I really don't trust you anymore after realising that.
 
 Also because you have been such an arse recently, I don't want to be "gym buddies" anymore, I know you won't go by yourself, but that's what your going to have to do. Oh, if you actually do convince "J" to start coming to the the gym, I'm just going to start going earlier or later.

Dear "J"

 Congratulations! You totally organised something I suggested WE all do without telling me because you feel that I'm imposing on your crush, just face it, he's not gay. Oh, thanks for inviting everyone I asked nobody to invite expecially Matthew, you know he doesn't like me, but hey, you weren't going to invite me anyway.
 
 So yeah, I'm probably going to remove you off my friends on xbox live, that way, your going to have to spend your xbox mornings by yourself and have no one to play Battlefield with and you have no idea how hard it has been to keep in how much I actually dislike you, but hey, I don't have to keep that in anymore.

 Oh, and finally, Gareth doesn't like you either, you probably knew that anyway, so please start walking to college by yourself from now on, stop tagging along.

 From
         C

Massive angry letter finished along with my ranting.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on April 12, 2012, 16:35
Dear Dissertation;
As much as I love you, and I mean well and truly love, please write yourself? Even just a little bit? Or at least.. y'know.. help me write you? You know how awful I am at writing these things. (If you could help me with my Alexandria essay too, it would be greatly appreciated and I would promise to print out all the pictures you want, and all the tables you need <3)

Much love, Me.

Dear The Used,
Why did no one tell me you covered Talking Heads? You have instantly revived my faith in you <3

Dear House,
I want you. Now. Please confirm I can live with you <3

Dear Monty,
I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on April 13, 2012, 09:11
Dear g,
oh sorry i'm not clever enough to be a doctor ect. I didn't realise that what i do is going to impact your life?
I know i never got into uni, you didn't have to make such a huge deal over it.
I would rather do something I enjoy than not. Idc that i won't make as money later on but so what.
Also stop putting me off applying for jobs "it's too far away! Bad hours! Crap wages! Your still in school!"
i will be getting MONEY. I can use this to get to work and i'm only in school for another two weeks so hours won't bother me! I could just go on the dole and sit on my ass all day? Oh no you wouldn't want that either!
Face the fact that i want some independence, to earn some money and that it's my life not yours.

love courtney x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 13, 2012, 22:16
Dear All The World
Any vacancies going?
From MOP

Dear nVidia
I was all excited about it before I saw it was just an old one re-branded. Waste my time will you? >:[
From MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on April 17, 2012, 05:55
Dear someone,

Please give me a break. I don't want to hear constantly about how you are moving.

-Catstorm
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on April 17, 2012, 13:58
Dear Catstorm 
I'm walking into the kitchen now 
-M 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on April 17, 2012, 14:14
dear catstorm

im shifting slightly in my chair because my legs have fallen asleep

john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on April 18, 2012, 00:42
Dear above two posters,

Very funny.

-Catstorm
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on April 18, 2012, 01:25
dear catstorm

wasnt their humour wacky enough for you

- X.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on April 18, 2012, 03:07
Dear xhanatos

Their verbal irony burns my delicate corneas

-Catstorm

(but really this person wouldn't shut up about how they are packing up and about finances and DON'T TALK TO ME I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED ABOUT HOW YOU ARE TAKING MY BEST BRO TOO)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on April 18, 2012, 21:18
Dear everyone,

Leave the Catstorm alone XD
Ninja Cats won't like you for it.

From me.

Dear the very mysterious N,

Is flirting your hobbie?

From me. Again.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on April 19, 2012, 21:58
Dear Kris,
why are you being so distant? Are you annoyed at me?
I didn't mean to do anything and if I did I'm sorry! Give me a chance, its only been a week and 4 days.
I'll see you tomorrow
love Kirsty (chichi :)) xx 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Specstile on April 20, 2012, 02:05
dear everyone who thinks i look like micheal macintyre.
WHAT???
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Catstorm on April 20, 2012, 05:17
Dear self (uh oh you know what this means),

Sort yourself out already dude. Enough with the comics. I'm waiting.

-Self
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on April 21, 2012, 11:36
Hello and welcome to another exciting edition of "watch Rob attempt to speak his mind and look rather like a woman as he does so!", featuring your rather dashing and charming host, Mr Rob himself!

Why, you always have known how to make a grown man blush, haven't you? Tonight we introduce five wonderful guests to our show, lets meet them, starting with mystery guest number one! Mystery Guest Number One, lets see what Rob has to say about youuu..

Dear you,

You're quite the enigma, aren't you? I hadn't expected such of you.

The more confident I grow, the more I'm sure I completely misread the signs and treated you like a friend instead. I don't know what you want me to say though, you seem annoyed that I'm not interested now despite knowing completely well that I don't hit on girls with boyfriends, whether it's to make me jealous or not.; you know full well I don't. Maybe I've misjudged you all along, or maybe you really are always just going to be a friend to me and you're not somebody I can date.

Sorry, but.. well, that's the way it goes. Hope your boyfriend makes you feel as good as I perhaps could've done in another lifetime.

Rob.

-----

Well, certainly an interesting message from our host, although nothing unusual to see him being confused by his feelings. After all, it was only two weeks ago he wasn't sure he'd felt anything for anybody after all...

------

Dear Rob,

Goddamn, make your mind up. You either make a move or you don't, and if you don't, you can't whinge and whine about it afterwards. Even if she was fine, and by that I mean fiiine.

------

Oh, that is interesting, we've never seen Rob address himself before, although I'm not entirely sure that was intended to be Mystery Guest Number Two. If it was then he'd not make a good Mystery Guest after all, now, would he?

------

Dear you,

The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle. Perhaps, just perhaps, it'll take me, the patient one, to finally snap and tell you to honestly shut the hell up because, one, you're incredibly annoying, two, you're a leach, and three, you have absolutely no respect for anybody else which is causing us all to reach breaking point with you sir. I know a leopard never changes it's spots, but if you do, then we can go on, but until then, please, shut the hell up.

You smelly, ugly thing.

Rob.

------

And that was Mystery Guest Number Two, along with the fly population of Brazil, being answered by our lovely host. We'll be right back after this brief advertisement from our sponsors..

-----

Struggling with your degree? Just don't know what to write? Spent too much time drinking? What, not enough time spent drinking? You and me both. But if you are struggling, then why not pop down to Wikipedia? We have all the information you'll need and more!

*please note we do not suggest that you waste your degree away on wikipedia, nor should you spend all your time drinking. this means you, Alex Webb =]*

-----

We, are, back and right away we're going to jump into Mystery Guest Number Threeeeee..!

-----

Why hello there,

How's it going? Work going okay? Enjoy your time in London? Oh you did? What, with the girl you only asked out because you knew I would've done if you hadn't done so first? Oh, that's so good to know, I do hope you're treating her right because if you don't, I won't be so kind next time and allow somebody to walk right up to her and sweep her off her feet; it'll be me. But, that little bitterness aside, because lets be fair now here, it wouldn't be a good rant without a tinsy bit of bitterness and a touch of jealousy in there, all of that aside, I must take my hat off to you; you and I aren't quite so different after all. In fact, I'd say disturbingly so, we're quite alike in that I stand where you did only.. months ago. Only months. Our journeys through life are practically the same, the same venture to our physiques today which we should both be proud of. And it surprised me to discover that, I must admit.

Pleasantly surprised, yes, pleasantly. Both look to have made a decision around a point in our lives and stuck to it, never looking back. Admireable, even if you are rattling the lass I quite like.

Shame.

-----

And that was Mystery Guest Number Threee.. lets all boo him because he's the nasty man who's currently with the princess our lovely host is destined to have..!

Next up, we have ourselves a blast from the past, what will our majestic host have to say to him..?

-----

Dear you,

Remind me one day, we must meet. I wouldn't mind at least having one brother I don't detest. I do hope you don't resent me though, for having the freedom of not having to put up with him during his later years. Still, I'd like to think after all me and your sister have been through, you could give me a chance that nobody has let us have so far. Just.. give me a few weeks, I'm still carrying weight from all those Easter eggs that somehow wound up in my room.

Rob

-----

So, we come to our final guest, and ho-ho-ho, what a guest we have for him. Could it be somebody he hates, somebody he loves, we shall have to find out. We're not going to find out yapping away, so lets leave him to with Mystery Guest.. Number Five...

-----

Dear you,

I don't know what to do with you, I am afraid. You're much like Mystery Guest Number One in that you do have a boyfriend and I won't touch you because of such, except.. you're not just a passing crush are you? It'd be too easy to pass you off as such, oh it really would, because of how I am, because of how I felt when you started dating him, but.. that just wouldn't be true now would it? You aren't just somebody, anybody, you're...

Oh I don't honestly know. You confuse me, in such a ridiculous way that I suppose I could mistake it for love. It's times when you laugh at my jokes and melt this coldened heart of mine, when birds suddenly appear because you are near (or that we're training in the park and I've fallen into a bush and disturbed them) and when you smile at me and make me feel like I could conquer the world.. that make me almost certain that I made a huge mistake in being a ball-less bugger and letting him go after you, hm. But then, I know that I wasn't ready to let somebody in, and still questionably aren't, and it'd been unfair on both of us if I was to have told myself that I was. Even now..

I'm not fooling myself into a distraction, in thinking that I can get away with not asking you out because I'm making excuses, that I don't feel ready, or want to date anybody at the moment, but sometimes it feels like it, you know? Like.. I'm hanging on until I'm ready, when I need to say "whatever" and, when you do chew him up and spit him out, I'll be able to smile and say "niiice".

When I do work this all out and when I can finally let go and act with my instinct, then please remember that I've apologised in advance, which is what I'm doing now, for making you look at him with doubt and regret that he just, isn't, me. Which he isn't. He's not quite mad enough for you, is he?

I am. And trust me honey, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Lots of love in the whole wide wor..

Wait, meh, I suppose I do mean that. Damn, you really are just too fine for words aren't you?

Rob x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on April 22, 2012, 04:41
Dear people

As much as I'd like to disagree with Rob it's true; you really don't want to end up like me. I'm a bad influence when it comes to that sort of thing and probably everything else; makes me wonder why I was made a mod actually... shouldn't have really messed that up either actually thinking about it. But yeah. Don't ever make the mistakes I did. You'll have too many regrets in life =]

Plus I'm the one and only =P

Much love x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on April 24, 2012, 13:35
Dear Alex.

You smell. Sort it out plzkthx <3

Love, me :D

Dear you;
Hmm.. This is a lost cause isn't it? I'm not giving up or anything, but it just seems to me like this is just... I don't know. Maybe my head will clear up after this uni work. The week home will no doubt do me good...

=]~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on April 24, 2012, 22:15
Dear Chelsea FC,

You deserve to win the CL. Do it plzkthanxbai.

Dear the ever confusing girl whom will be referred to as the mysterious "N",

When I fantasized about you some months ago, I didn't care about any other guys near you. Now, I swear you are on a mission to depress me by hanging out with as many boys as possible, whilst flirting with them so damn much. Of course, you know damn well that I still like you. Still.

I've had a rather big crush on you for, what, 9 months? Do you reckon that anyone other than me actually has cared about you for so long? Didn't think so. You know today, I was going to walk with you, but I turned around at the last second, and went off. Why? I can't seemingly be arsed with you anymore. You seem to ask me if I like you still. I say yes. You say "awww...really? nice" and then ignore me pretty much. Why, I am only 14, and yet you are playing mind games, even more mind game-y than Man City and Man Utd's mind games!

And I have more, would you believe it? Alas, I will continue.

Thus, I shall focus on more small specific things...

You actually wanted me to go on that trip to Sorento because you wanted me there? And now you aren't giving me much signals about who you like, so I have to take random stabs in the dark about said topic. You know, there have been times when I've been ready to sit and just sob until someone cares about me, but you smiled and I fantasized about you once more until the cycle repeated. You know those times when I was upset, and you came to me and asked me what was wrong? Well, you were told to clear off, and I was quite...better when you did. You were the root of these things, would you believe! You said you would've come and found me when I walked out of class? Seriously, you should have, but when you said the teacher wouldn't let you, I believed you. Now, I actually think you lied. You didn't come because you didn't care. If you ever did walk out , I'd be first person out of the door looking for you without hesitation. You wouldn't mind that, and no-one else wouldn't mind that. You're somewhat lucky, you know? I can easily say that you have driven me insane. It doesn't help that you seem to flirt with goddamn everyboy near you. I dare you to find someone who would do any of the things I've listed above for you. I'm giving you 6 months. On Your Marks. Get Set. Go.

Let me sum this up in a few lines: I absolutely admire and adore you, but I am beginning to hate certain parts of your personality. I could say that I hate you.

From your almost mentally uncurable secretly disliking friend,
Will.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kona on April 25, 2012, 16:41
Dear K,

I accidentally a number. Drop off one of the 7s and let's pretend this never happened.

Love Kona.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on April 26, 2012, 05:56
Dear myself

You've tried holding it all in for far too long. You've only just realised that enough is enough. You're a moron for that.

The problem is that you're too considerate for your own good; in a serious situation when was the last time you thought about yourself? Sure, you could consider drinking your life away as a selfish act and thinking about yourself but when does anyone actually care what you do?

You're constantly digging yourself a hole and separating yourself from the rest. You're friends don't /properly/ understand how you're feeling (for the most part) and the others don't give a crap. Your family just see you as a pisshead who's messing up and probably disgracing the family. I don't even know what to think of it all anymore.

Remember 2011? You didn't get drunk to get /drunk/ per say. You were enjoying life. You looked forward to the next day and the possibilities it brought. You worked your ass off when necessary and you rightly balanced yourself with the needs of others and you were happy doing so. You earned the respect of your peers at 6th Form and Uni and you were happy.

Remember 2010? You were the youngest mod on the site and you always put it first. You considered members on here to be so close. You worked hard to make it what you saw as right. You turned the views of many around; they didn't think you had it but a few backed you and you proved them right. You were an incredible mod (haters can hate)

Look at you now; you're pushing everyone away. Your motivation towards life has completely disintegrated and instead of looking forward to every day you're waiting for them to pass because it puts you inevitably closer to the end. As for this site, since your new selfish tendencies messed up your opportunity of reclaiming your file which you stupidly relinquished due to struggling with life and not dealing with it properly you just feel so outcasted to the main group you were a part of. Sure; you have the likes of Rob, Mike, Jay and Rich who you still feel close to but what about the rest? You truly messed that up.

I don't even want to go on about family. I think you messed that up when you we're born to be perfectly honest.

You try to portray yourself as a nice guy irl but no one actually thinks you're nice; just an idiotic fool. On here you try to be a loveable rogue but you're not loveable or a rogue. You don't even know what you are and neither does anyone else. That makes you a fake tosspot. No one likes that. Idiot.

This isn't an excuse to go back to drugs. This isn't an excuse to mess up your life even more than you have. It's to make you feel better; let's face it, your bing drinking and stupidity will never get you the respect you crave irl and you screwed the site and members over too much to get that social and staff position you crave. Well done for that you stupid piece of trash.

Ohhh sometimes I get a good feeling... Yeah...

That shouldn't make you feel like crap but it does... Most things do actually when it shouldn't. I don't actually know what to do any more.

The worrying thing is, you don't want anyone to reply to this... Yet you do. It just adds to your messed up nature. I wish you were dead; it would make things easier... Yet I don't want that at all. Craaappppp; what do I want from me?!?!

I guess I should try enjoy being a cynic for the next 50 years because that's what I've become. Damnit. I hate this post and the future already.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on April 26, 2012, 13:42
Dear Mr Webb,

I've said it before, I'll say it now, and no doubt at all I'll say it time and time again in the future; you and me are disturbingly alike. We're both cut from the same cloth, little changes and differences aside such as our fantastic tastes in footballing teams, but we are very similar in who we are, what we stand for, and what we're looking for. And even though you may not feel like it, pretty much everything you've gone through, every little insecurity and doubt, I've been through myself and grown past it all despite it digging away at me like it is, and has, you.

The one.. comfort that I will give you is that you will eventually reach a point in your life, a pivotal point, where things will hit you hard, harder than you've ever felt before; hard enough for it to make you really curl up into a ball and think about how you can change yourself for not just the better, but for good.

It's easy to look back son, and it's even easier to look forward and pretend that everything'll work out okay, but it won't unless you make the change yourself. Even if you make the change for a morally incorrect reason, you need drive to change yourself for the better and make yourself into a person you want to be. Maybe you won't know who you want to be, little changes etc, but you're not going to get anywhere if you're moping around and feeling sorry for yourself. You have to get up, get out there, and move on.

At the moment you're simply lost, that doesn't make you an idiot, fake or a tosspot; be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss. Rather than being bothered about whether people do see you as this image, or don't, just be yourself dude because that's who you are to me, Mike, Rich, Jay, those who you feel are close to you.

The problem with life son, as you'll find out, is that people move on into their own lives. It's a natural progression, it doesn't mean to say that you're pushing them away or you're outcasting them, it's just how life is. I'd love to have remained close to my school mates, hell even the four I was really good friends with, but we all have our own lives to live and they're moved on and are doing the same, as finally am I. That doesn't mean to say you're outcasted, or that you're not part of that group any more, it just means that you work harder to remain friends; they can't stagnate in their lives just to remain near to you, and vice versa son.

Everybody has little things to work towards, to work for. Maybe you need to look outwardly more than inside and find something to work towards, something you want to aim for. Everybody has a drive inside of them, but it's not always evident. My recommendation would be to look into joining BMF, like I do (http://www.britmilfit.com/where-we-train/swansea/singleton-park/) and train towards getting your fitness up and having a laugh with new people from all walks of life and find yourself a bit more there. If you don't want to do BMF, fair enough, but you need to find something that'll drive you that you enjoy doing as it'll give you that motivation you need. And no, you can't include drinking in that.

You, yourself, have to build your own future, whether it's with the backing of others or not. Life is the sum of all your choices; time is the coin of your life; you spend it; do not allow others to spend it for you.

You've got something inside, though son, something special. When you figure out what it is, you'll look back at all of this and smile at how far you'll have come. Trust me.

Rob
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 26, 2012, 14:10
Dear self,
you remember how aftershave makes you feel ill? Yes? Then why did you wear it for today's interview? Also stop putting off your to-do list, some of those things were written in September and will only take a few days to do. Get it done!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on April 28, 2012, 21:58
dear me

dang i keep forgetting how awesome i am i gotta stop doing that

love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on April 29, 2012, 00:31
To the Weeping Angels in the Minecraft mod.
Please stop haunting my mind! Its like seeing that Doctor Who episode all over again. D:
From MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on April 30, 2012, 08:57
^lol, that sounds like fun =P It's creepy...

Dear 3DS,
Be my accomplice for the next few years please?
From Will
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on April 30, 2012, 09:25
dear the fire alarms in the building 
NO. STOP THAT. STOP IT NOW. NO. 
Love, M. 
 
jesus h FINE i'll go to lectures 
its YOUR fault if i fall asleep during physics and make barry sad 
 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on May 01, 2012, 01:27
Dear HMV job

You will be mine and I shall use your money to buy a 32 inch super dee duper resolution monitor and build a desktop of mighty proportions, with a thick walled tower at a great height.

I'll be coming to get you tomorrow.

Sincerely MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on May 11, 2012, 03:57
Dear that guy

i'm so cool i have the best life ever haha suck it  O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0

love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on May 12, 2012, 00:56
Dear Crazy Stalker,

Don't make me punch you. You don't know how close you are to getting a fist in your face. Stop staring at me in class, stop following me, and STOP hitting on me! You're really freaking me out and if you push me any further, you will be hit sooo hard, you'll wish I used a baseball bat instead of my fist and your eyes will spin like a slot machine!!

SINCERELY,
Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on May 12, 2012, 02:59
Hi =]

Why do your exams have to be over now? I have no one to revise with now =[ But you're still coming out with us on Monday when it's all over, right? Because you totally said you would, seeing as your essay's due in then, sooo I'll see you in JC's, shall we say.. 4? :D

Also thank you for walking me home thursday. It must have been interesting for you watching my friends have a food fight in TGIs, getting burger in your margarita, and then having them all leave one by one in sin... Repeat sometime?

Laaaa~
PS I still have your ciders, and I think Monty likes you. He's been sulking all day...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on May 13, 2012, 14:58
Dear MOP
Time for change and this time I mean it even if I've said this about a thousand times before on this topic alone. Get it done this time!
Love MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on May 13, 2012, 19:02
Ashley S. and Josh T.: You do not realize what damage you've done to me as a result of how you treated me. It took SEVEN years before I could move on with my life! Ashley, YOU nearly destroyed it by constantly telling me EVERY time I tried to speak, "Shut up! No one CARES!" And yet you wondered why every time you wanted me to talk to you I wouldn't! And YOU Josh are one of the WORST people I have EVER met! You consistantly harassed me and THREW things at my head! It took me years before I could feel safe around others and know that people DO care about me and what I have to say! And remember Garret's car accident? Your behavior towards me caused me to suffer silently for three and a half years because everytime I thought about and saw everyone raise money for his recovery, all I kept thinking was,"If that was me, would anyone care?" or "No one'd raise money for me." Then I'd feel like this monster and was completely terrified if I told anyone about how his accident bothered me I would be shunned and hated even more! I became suicidal and even complemented about killing myself in Mrs. Burtler's cooking class with a knife! Lucky for you I couldn't go through with it but I ALSO suffered because of that thinking I was being selfish! I was cutting myself for a year and a half because of all of this trying to repress it all! You'll NEVER know or truly understand the pain and suffering I had to go through in which YOU two are partly to blame! If you had even been a LITTLE bit nicer to me and showed that you DID care about me, maybe I wouldn't have had to suffer so much for years after high school!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on May 13, 2012, 19:30
Dear Kun Aguero,

I alway have wanted your babies you beautiful man. But, but after today? Hell, lets go on honeymoon.

Lots of love,

Rob x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Legacy on May 14, 2012, 23:30
Daedalus sir,

please empty your inbox. I appear to be having trouble messaging you due to it being full >.>

Sincerely

The Squirrel in the box.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Ichigo Kurosaki on May 14, 2012, 23:41
Dear State of MA:
Please remove the MCAS. It gives all students headaches and stresses us out. Seriously, Science MCAS? Really? Is the MCAS really needed? We already have tests and quizzes. And MAP testing.
Sincerely,
The annoyed Student who takes the MCAS, Molly
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on May 15, 2012, 04:32
dear 999

fire engine please there's a smokingly hot dame in this house

wait cancel that false alarm its me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on May 20, 2012, 00:31
Dear Facebook
stop making my email address visible to people on my Friends List after I've told you not to.
Love MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 20, 2012, 19:57
Dear anyone,

please, please, please tell me there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

from K.K
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on May 20, 2012, 20:30
Dear Customers,

I much prefer you when you're nice and friendly and giving me tips and not whining about stuff and trying to pick fights. Be like this more often and we'll get on a lot better!

Love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Specstile on May 21, 2012, 16:04
Dear L, no i do not fancy you, you are two years younger and you look like you drank chlamedia
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on May 21, 2012, 19:22
dear alcohol 
I love you very much never stop existing or get illegal or anything 
i would be really quite sad 
love M xxx 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on May 22, 2012, 01:07
^ I second the above

Oh, and people I work with, please stop being ill/going on holiday/whatevs, because I've worked about 60 hours since last Friday, and I'm tired, and I'd really like a day off but now the day off that I was supposed to have tomorrow has been cruelly snatched from my grasp, and I'm kinda thoroughly fed up with being the one who's expected to ride into the rescue whenever someone can't or won't do their shift.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on May 22, 2012, 01:41
Dear Webby

Sorry for being... Well me. Shouldn't of blamed stuff on you. I've deleted your number from my phone. I won't bother you. We'll talk only when/if I come 'home'.

Dear Rob

I never did say thanks for you looking out for me. So yeah, thanks

Dear people I didn't pm back

Sorry, would have but yeah, had to go away. Still do. If I come back I'll reply. We'll see

Dear others

Sorry for my last post in this topic; I needed it. It kinda helped

Dear any one who cares

I need to be away. The site was good to me and I'm thankful. Maybe I'll come back one day. We'll see. I've got to sort my life out first. If I don't I doubt I'll make it past 21. It's gonna be a hell of a ride though hopefully =]
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on May 22, 2012, 17:24
dear the sun (that deathly cataclysm in the sky not the newspaper)

just go a tiny bit further away from the earth PLEASE

love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Specstile on May 22, 2012, 19:16
Dear Webby

Sorry for being... Well me. Shouldn't of blamed stuff on you. I've deleted your number from my phone. I won't bother you. We'll talk only when/if I come 'home'.

Dear Rob

I never did say thanks for you looking out for me. So yeah, thanks

Dear people I didn't pm back

Sorry, would have but yeah, had to go away. Still do. If I come back I'll reply. We'll see

Dear others

Sorry for my last post in this topic; I needed it. It kinda helped

Dear any one who cares

I need to be away. The site was good to me and I'm thankful. Maybe I'll come back one day. We'll see. I've got to sort my life out first. If I don't I doubt I'll make it past 21. It's gonna be a hell of a ride though hopefully =]
)= hope you come back!

dear zaffer, i hate you
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on May 22, 2012, 20:59
Dear Webby

Sorry for being... Well me. Shouldn't of blamed stuff on you. I've deleted your number from my phone. I won't bother you. We'll talk only when/if I come 'home'.

Dear Rob

I never did say thanks for you looking out for me. So yeah, thanks

Dear people I didn't pm back

Sorry, would have but yeah, had to go away. Still do. If I come back I'll reply. We'll see

Dear others

Sorry for my last post in this topic; I needed it. It kinda helped

Dear any one who cares

I need to be away. The site was good to me and I'm thankful. Maybe I'll come back one day. We'll see. I've got to sort my life out first. If I don't I doubt I'll make it past 21. It's gonna be a hell of a ride though hopefully =]

Good Luck! I hope we see you back on this site, you have been awesome.

It's my next mini-rant:

Well. Hello again, N.

I heard over the eavesdropvine that you seem to...care about other people...if you know what I mean. Not just liking one person, as people normally do, but two at once! Well, this tells me that you are...two things; you must be quite flirty (like I never knew) and you must also be just a bit...I don't know the word actually...

But I wonder if you have considered...in fact never mind, I'm sick of you now, and I cannot wait until someone does a little something that completely shuts you up...

Regards, Will.

Dear PKMN.Net

Love the fact that I can rant in this. Thank you.

P.S I like how you are all quite close together. Excellent stuff!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kona on May 22, 2012, 21:16
Dear random idiots who were harassing me at the bus station, particularly the one who constantly does it:

Go away. I don't want to speak to you. Grow some balls and mature, act your age. Learn to respect other people.

If you find harassing and intimidating a random fat kid fun, go die. You're a cancer to society.

Spitting on the floor after every few sentences doesn't make you cool. It just makes you look like scum.

You shouldn't need a reason why I don't want to talk to you. Go look at yourself in a mirror. Telling me you punched my friend for no reason yesterday doesn't make me fear you, it just makes me see you as an even bigger idiot.

Leave me alone, or I'll be getting the police involved. You're breaking the law. I shouldn't have to fear waiting for a bus, thinking you're gonna show up and torment me. Just because nobody else is bothered doesn't mean it's okay.

From that guy with curly hair.

Seriously, people like them make me appreciate everyone at my school. While there's your fair share of not very nice people, they're gentlemen compared to this kind of scum who have no respect for anyone.

It feels good to get this off my chest. I'm incredibly paranoid anyway, and these people don't make it any better. If I can't feel safe in my home town, where do I feel safe?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on May 23, 2012, 00:46
I need to be away.
:[


Dear HR person,
send those forms quick sharp please. Also you keep using the wrong name. I am the right person...right?
From chap whose name you always get wrong.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on June 01, 2012, 21:57
Dear stupid idiot poor excuse for a so called "boyfriend" whose mission in life is apparently to be an infinite source of grief:

When I am clearly in a bad mood, don't go out of your way to annoy me and then start calling me all the moody cows when I snap at you. When I am clearly in a bad mood, don't whine about how I never tell you what's wrong when you don't bother asking because you're far too selfish and full of your own self importance to consider what's happening outside of your own little bubble. Oh, and when I apologise for snapping at you, don't accept my apology, then make a sarky comment, and then proceed to continue acting as though I'm not there.

No love, me

PS: You are the most childish, bratty 34 year old I have ever had the misfortune to meet and I'd quite like to be as far away from you as possible.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on June 07, 2012, 00:32
Dear S,
we haven't talked for over a month. :[

Dear other S,
we haven't talked for three weeks. :[

Dear A,
you're all I have...shoot me now. :/

Love MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Specstile on June 08, 2012, 02:02
I don't know what i want from you, but what you said to me felt like my glass heart falling and smashing into many pieces )=
As for you, i don't want him, though you probably hate me anyway.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on June 08, 2012, 13:37
Hello, Brain.

Next time you decide to consume alcohol, please be quiet =] I do believe you've made this next week's worth of work a little um.. interesting.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on June 15, 2012, 01:57
Dear Radio 4,
I find you strangely mesmerising at this time of night.
Love Nick
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on June 15, 2012, 09:51
dear tumblr

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lob7io0LQE1qemiopo1_250.jpg)

thank you for taking this seriously
ive always wanted to have people take one of my jokes seriously
and i gotta say im glad it was this one
13000 notes aint bad

thank
john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on June 15, 2012, 11:48
Dear PKMN.net,

Anybody fancy supporting my Half Marathon run by sponsoring me? All the money is going to charity, it would be fantastic if you could help me climb further and further to my target by donating whatever you can, no matter how little or large it all helps to make a difference =] I'm currently at ~£300 with offline sponorships still to go on, if I can reach £500 it would be absolutely fantastic. You can find my sponsorship page at http://www.justgiving.com/rob-gore (http://www.justgiving.com/rob-gore) which has all the instructions on there on how to donate. =]

Like I say, all the money is going to charity to help support the education of those with learning disabilities, would be fantastic if we can all make a difference to help them. =]

Much love,

Rob
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on June 15, 2012, 12:03
Dear V,
Loooooool. You're more selfish than the whole male species.

Dear random person on FB,
You are a legend. You deserve a million high fives.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on June 17, 2012, 01:02
Dear MOP
Next week is the most important week of all. Don't mess up.


Dear world
you really don't make any sense. :/
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Specstile on July 15, 2012, 01:49
Dear N

i now understand why you have had so many boyfriends. You get bored of people so easily, even friendships. You need constant stimulation from people and when they don't give you that, we cease to exist.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on July 15, 2012, 14:12
Dear PKMN.net,

Anybody fancy supporting my Half Marathon run by sponsoring me? All the money is going to charity, it would be fantastic if you could help me climb further and further to my target by donating whatever you can, no matter how little or large it all helps to make a difference =] I'm currently at ~£300 with offline sponorships still to go on, if I can reach £500 it would be absolutely fantastic. You can find my sponsorship page at http://www.justgiving.com/rob-gore (http://www.justgiving.com/rob-gore) which has all the instructions on there on how to donate. =]

Like I say, all the money is going to charity to help support the education of those with learning disabilities, would be fantastic if we can all make a difference to help them. =]

Much love,

Rob

Dear Rob,

I won't be allowed to donate, but good luck in your Half Marathon.

From Spriter.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on July 23, 2012, 16:25
Possibly time to bring this topic back to life..

Hm.

Dear alcohol,

We need to see other people. We're just not spending any time together anymore, we've barely seen each other a.. a dozen times this year and.. I just don't love you like I loved you before. You simply don't do anything to me anymore, and the time we do spent together results in my head being spun for days. It's just not working.

It's not you, it's me. I've changed, and I can't be the one to make you feel as good as you should feel. Pretending otherwise will only hurt us further down the line, it's better for us to hurt sooner rather than later.

We'll still see each other around, and I hope we can be civil and maybe even become friends, but.. for now, I'm just afraid I can't find happiness at the bottom of you anymore.

Rob.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lugia95 on July 23, 2012, 19:19
Dear whoever wrote the higher maths exam for Scotland,

Why do you hate teenagers?

Love, someone who'll have to resit maths.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on July 28, 2012, 14:10
Dear Alcohol,

Last night was a one off; don't get any ideas.

Lots of love in the whole wide world,

Rob
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on July 29, 2012, 03:47
dear john

youre so awful im embarrassed to be seen with you
but its ok BECAUSE YOURE HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHA

from john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on July 30, 2012, 15:34
dear r,
you are actually doing my head in rn. i can't even vent on tumblr anymore because you pretty much stalk me on there and you're like "why did you say that about x/y/z ?"
you're one of my best friends but god damn stop being so needy all the time! yes i realise that you are really socially awkward but still, i was and i have other friends! seriously bite the bullet when you go to college and talk to people and don't rely on me all the time.

courtney x
what has happened to my english skills i had to look up if punctuation goes before or after speech marks
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on August 01, 2012, 22:28
Dear everyone at work and home and here and there.
Enjoy the Summer! I'm off to foreign lands and the joys of sun burnt feet combined with sandals and a dash of trapped grit. :]
Sincerely MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lugia95 on August 01, 2012, 22:44
Dear my internal body clock,

When I go to bed at 1 in the morning, I expect to get up no earlier than 9:30 the next day. It is not a good idea to wake me up at 6:30.

Yours tiredly, Lugia95


Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on August 02, 2012, 03:44
Dear x

I'm sorry for what I did. I hope you're sorry for what you did. It's weird, we've only come back into contact and we've changed so much. It wasn't how it used to be and it probably never will be, despite how much we might want it. The thing is, you'll have no regrets over it and I always will. I guess I forced myself away... whether I meant it or not is another matter. I won't ever forget though, and I hope the same for you. I'll stay in touch... that'd be nice for now. Knowing me, I'll just end up strolling off again but I won't forget. Don't force me away either. When that happened before it hurt. Even now it'd hurt I guess.

Dear me

Why can't I sleep? Sleeping has never felt like such a chore. Even when I feel tired it feels like something is stopping me from sleeping. I haven't had a good night's sleep in about a month now... it really catches up. Oh, and whilst you fix my sleeping problem fix my motivation too. That really needs sorting otherwise I'm gonna end up in the same cycle and ultimately fail. We don't want that. This battle will end eventually; hopefully soon.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on August 02, 2012, 11:06
Dear Alex,

Your posts here always secretly worry me, but I know you don't wanna talk about anything ever. But if you decide to, you know where to find me!

Dear Richard,

Sleep is good for you. You'd know that if you ever got more than 4 or 5 hours of sleep a day. You're just making it harder to enjoy the good things in life!

And to the girl I love more than anything in the world,

I can't wait to see your face tomorrow <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on August 02, 2012, 23:57
 Dear brother from another mother.

 I got the last acheivement on the xbox Minecraft, you're going to be gone for like another week, xbox live has gotten instantly boring... Actually the reason why I want to take up jogging.

 Remember now, wear protection! You don't want babies yet! We're gonna have to all meet up again with all the girls and stuff to when you get back!

 Dear CE.

 Dang it you guys, pretty much converted me, I even post like you guys now, I'm pretty much a CEman now.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on August 03, 2012, 12:25
dear intelligent systems,

great job with the new game


-- raven
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on August 03, 2012, 21:31
brittany and matt,

i never did anything to you but thats ok you can totally just not like me and unadd me on facebook for no reason if you want whatever

even though i was friends with you guys a few months ago and i've never really said a single mean thing about both of you but you guys don't ever stop saying things about me and my boyfriend behind our backs. oooooooook, good luck when you guys break up because either none of your old friends like you, or you dont like your old friends.

matt you actually claimed you never liked me despite going out of your way to talk to me on several occasions and asking me to do things for you and actually talking to me all friendly just last week and now you just give me dirty looks with your girlfriend all the time. we've been friends since like freshman year... you treat your brother who's been your best friend since you were born like crap now, and the only person you actually respect is brittany.

brittany, we were friends when you sat at my lunch table, and even after, even though we fell out of contact, we were fine with eachother until just now when you decided to try to start trouble with me. yeah i dont get you at all. i wish i could say you're being unjust but you were never overly nice to anyone haha

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on August 03, 2012, 22:35
Dear b,

The last time i posted in here about you it was when you told me the awesome news. We've drifted so much since then. I think i can count on my two hands how many times i've seen you this year and it sucks.
You're one of my few remaining friends i could trust with my life and my best girl friend. A is too self centered and whiny.
I guess i reminise to much about ~old times~ when we see each other.
I hope i can see you one last time before you pop!
Just so you know i'll be here for you. I may not have answers about baby problems but i'm here if you need to vent.
I hope you'll like the stuff i bought her today, i do anyways!
I know we can never go back to how we were but we def need to have a night for your 18th in january!
You'll be a great mum and you have a great family support too!
engine driver & cracker leg  2k11 4 lyfe <3

Love courtney xx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on August 04, 2012, 04:16
Dear Rich

Don't worry. Regrets do kind of hurt though and I've got far too many. I guess it's the extra tiredness which is making it seem worse though. Heh.

Dear forum peeps

Sorry I've been an idiot over the past year and a half (or however long it's been; hard to keep track). I know I messed up a lot. It'll be fine from here on in I hope =]


Dear myself

Please wake up in the morning; tomorrow could potentially be good fun if you wake up properly =]
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on August 06, 2012, 01:20
Dear "The guys"

C'mon guys, why have you gotta be so beta? "If I buy a ball, who want's a kickabout up the park?" "noo i dont like football". It's like, we don't need to play football, we can just have a kickabout, but no, you want to play something you know you are good at even though the other guys aren't? Stroking your ego much?


Dear "The world"

How come, when I finally give football a chance and actually love it, no one else likes it? I understand that there are about... 0 dedicated places to play football here but y'know, try? It would be great to go out in the afternoon and have a kickabout with somebody else, might actually get good at it.

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on August 06, 2012, 07:27
dear puk


mars landing mission success




hahahaha i was the first to post about the mars landing i rock


from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on August 06, 2012, 11:46
Dear body,

i know you ache, i know you sigh, but if you just bear with me for the next nine days i'll treat you to a bit of sun and a bit of relaxation. however, i do want just a bit more weight off of my stomach so it doesn't look like i'm three months gone, so.. we'll require a bit more jogging done once this hole in my foot disappears :D it's not just the legs either, expect plenty of sit-ups, casual bmf sessions if my lungs care to keep open, and lots and lots of lovely work on my shoulders :D

it's okay though, we'll be eating lots of lovely salads, plenty of beautiful fruit, drinking those protein shakes and avoiding all those fatty foods you like to burn off anyway like the plague. aren't i marvelous?

Lots of love in the whole widest of wide worlds,

Rob


Dear you,

i don't see you for nearly two months and i only begin thinking about you again when you upload pictures of you and your wonderful boyfriend going camping on facebook..?

.. cool. how's that going for you? mind if i ask your friend out instead, she's kinda cute? although she is the sister of one of my friends, so i don't see that going down well with him.. ahaha.

Rob
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on August 15, 2012, 06:44
dear john

what the hell happened to the promise that it was done and you didnt care? its obvious he doesnt, so why do you?
now youre sending stupidly twee little messages with more apologies than necessary
you didnt do a thing wrong so why are you apologising? are you just that desperate for a friend?
he doesnt want you
nobody does
youre a waste of space
let it go you pathetic excuse for a human
im so sick of your bullcrap
everyone is
drop dead

thanks!!! :)

- john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Specstile on September 07, 2012, 04:22
what am i going to do with my life xD
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on September 07, 2012, 13:00
dear beth 
lets be really cool this year and go out places and do stuff. 
i know that we said this last year but this time lets actually MEAN IT. 
woo go us we're gr8. 
ps can i live at yours until i get internet installed at my flat?? 
love m 
xx 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on September 07, 2012, 14:06
dear mark and beth

can i come too



dear guy i met for the first time in 3 years today

thats not fair dont do that to me
you were weird in school youre not allowed to be hot and charming now
how dare you be straight too you jerk dammit stop that
get out stop doing this to me i hate you go back to being weird im not crushing on you no this isnt fair

whats ur number tho
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on September 09, 2012, 09:26
dear person i used to like but now have an underlying loathing for

if you had been honest in the first place i wouldn't be so upset and angry at you. now i just think you're so many words i'm not allowed to say on here

from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on September 10, 2012, 01:20
dear mark

i declare open season on each other's failures if we don't shape up and fly straight this year
especially if i endlessly copy your tutorial work all slobbery melting candle face as i did "i didnt do my tutortial cos i dont wasnt to succeed this year mqrk letr me docppty urs?????" as i did literally all year lmao
and "Johnny mcTutorial-Doing" in my head pretty much laid back and went "welp i wont ever need to be in service ever" and it was ok cos his boss "Depression" always was on his side lmao

yes hopefully i will stop being such a useless piece of       and playing video games all day     im falling down all these stairs  cos good god if i hadn't had enough warnings that This Is It lmao

lüv me

dear john

yes of course its automatic coolness entry for members of postkind like basically we rented the minibar in advance for each member

lüv me

 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 16, 2012, 23:24
Dear small brother,
you can never have too many LEDs inside a fancy new desktop. I command you to mod my case with LED fish and possibly a laser light show.
Sincerely,
MOP

Dear work,
please tell AMU to request more portable x-rays, it gives me an excuse to visit there and stalk try to find a certain someone. >_<

Dear bus service,
why does it take two buses and two hours to go just five miles every morning and what advantage do you actually offer over walking very slowly?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on September 17, 2012, 08:16
Dear Mac, my hamster
GET THE HELL OUT OF WHERE YOU'RE HIDING. YOU'RE SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF ME. COME OUT AND GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE.
Love, me, your owner
ps. i'm serious please come out of hiding i'm gone cry in school that's not good PLEASE MAC don't be dead qnq
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on September 18, 2012, 09:37
Dear you,

Why did I have to have that bright idea of letting him go after you? I mean, I'm capable of some very stupid things, but I think that has it's own category created for it named ".. dude what?!". That's not even the worst bit, the worst bit was that I let him go after you because I was so sure you'd chew him up and spit him out after a couple of months and.. yet.. you're still bloody together. And the dude looks like it's made him, that he's more likely to be the one to chew you up and spit you out.

-sigh-

Well, Rob, what a complete and utter balls up you've made of that one. At least you're fitter than both of them now, in more ways than one.



Dear Slim,

I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; screw it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some girl who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground stuff that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the stuff you did with Rawkus too, that stuff was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan.

This is Stan Rob

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on September 18, 2012, 10:08
Dear Rob,

-hugs- ;;

Dear Kay,

Thank you for joining me in Pokemon of the Week! I can tell this is going to be fun, and I am lucky to have someone so intelligent writing with me! ^_^
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on September 18, 2012, 12:56
Dear Stan Rob,

I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on a Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that stuff intentionally just to diss you
But what's this stuff you said about you like to cut your wrists too
I say that stuff just clowning dog, come on, how messed up is you?
You got some issues Stan Rob, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this stuff about us meant to be together
That type of stuff'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Stan Rob
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff
I seen this one stuff on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was...

It was you, damn
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on September 18, 2012, 13:36
dear rob and webbz

stop

-john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on September 19, 2012, 22:06
dear my hamster
where the hell are you hiding
it's been near 2 days
come out boy
plese
pls
just
come out

dear homestcuk
why is your plot so damn confusing
i'm already on act 5 and it's only been two days
am i going to fast
am i not going fast enough
i'm tired
goodnight homestuck i'm going to bed
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on September 19, 2012, 22:19
^ Aww Shaymin I hope you find him. :[

Dear work,
I'm not coming in on Sunday, I've already done late shifts for other people on top of my day shifts a couple of times this week and last week and I don't like six day weeks if I can help it.
-MOP
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Liam on September 20, 2012, 15:24
Dear Liam,

Stop leaving things until the last minute you goon!

Liam :-*
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on September 20, 2012, 16:05
Dear work, go away~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on September 20, 2012, 16:08
Liam,

Stop leaving things until the last minute you goon!

Rob x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on September 20, 2012, 18:45
Dear Mac
I HEARD YOU IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT
WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE BUCKET
BLUH
me
ps BLUH
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on September 20, 2012, 19:06
Dear emotions,
Thanks for making me almost burst into tears on the bus this morning and then feel horribly scared and nervous for no reason. Thanks for making me bottle it up and then race up the stairs when I got home to start crying. I still feel terrible so another cry will be happening soon!
Make the happiness come back

Love courtney x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on October 17, 2012, 23:14
Dear you,

There's just too much I dislike about you to ever consider us getting together. Tough. Your ridicule of my decision to take my lifestyle in a whole new direction has really summed up what you think of me deep down. Nice to 'know' you.

Rob
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on October 27, 2012, 16:45
Dear Manchild,

It's not that I'm not talking to you, I just don't want to. You're really annoying sometimes, especially since you lectured me the other night about how ~poor~ you are while posting on FB complaining about the price of drink at the Riley. And tbh the only reason I asked you about going out in the first place is because I was passing on a message from someone YOU were to ignorant to text back, you petulant child.

Oh, and NOW you're whining about me "not telling you what it is you've done wrong" because I haven't bothered contacting you, and we know you just can't stand women not falling over themselves to speak to you, m i rite? Sorry, but I know exactly how you play your mind games by now and I ain't entertaining them.

Oy. I need a drink.

Edit:

Dear Alcohol,

My love, I can't wait to hold you tonight. And then drink you and enjoy your intoxicating properties. You always understand me!

Your eternal servant,

Claire xxx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on October 27, 2012, 17:13
dear body,

you're not supposed to fall asleep in the middle of a late night meditation sesh

-liz
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on October 28, 2012, 04:45
dear you

dont tell me you miss me when youre drunk
then make me feel bad about ignoring you
you know im easily manipulated dont do this to me
i miss you a lot too but youre being a jerk right now

- john
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on November 06, 2012, 23:25
Dear you,

I miss you every single day, I think about you every single day in little weird ways. Little things I see that remind me of you, little things that you inspired me to notice. It just feels really weird when I hear your name spoken by somebody else and I notice it's not just myself that misses you. You know.. I just wish you could see me now, see how I've grown since you've been gone and how I've taken your advice on board and drawn inspiration from who you were. It's so hard to believe it's been two and a half years now, you'd barely even recognise me now and yet if we were to meet, tonight as we used to, you'd just laugh all of this off, tell me I'm being a soppy get and be already getting the second round in.

One day we'll meet again.

Rob.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on November 07, 2012, 00:05
 Dear Shan,

 Last Tuesday when we started talking it felt like we could have been friends again, so I asked if you got home alright and in all fairness you did.

 You've changed so much from the girl I remember, you're a lot thinner now too, you've been good to yourself, but damn you've mentally changed, I'm not sure if it was the alcohol but I never needed to know you were gagging for it and that you have been single for 2 years, why would I care? Even if it was some attempt of a flirt I missed it and it's too late now, to be honest, why don't you think about the more important things? You're in work at the age of 16 instead of going to college and it takes up most of your time from what you've told me, just try and put one foot infront of the other for now.

 Damn, you motivated me so much to get back into the gym, I felt low and crappy about myself and when I saw how much weight you had lost I wouldn't be lying if I said I was in awe, I was really proud of you and I hope you know that, even though I might have already had my first pint that night, I was really proud of you, I know it wasn't the beer goggles since I'm not a lightweight.

 The Saturday after seeing you I decided I would actually go back to the gym, Hell I wanted to dedicate it to you, if you could change why couldn't I? Then on Sunday I actually planned the whole thing, a workout session from Monday to Friday with only two days of rest, it's two days longer than what I'm used to and boxercise ruined me the first time I went but still, I wanted to go for you.

 Then yesterday in the gym, I spent 2 and a half hours doing a pure cardio workout without a break and hardly any water, I lost a third of my daily calorie intake and you know what I realised as I went home stumbling from exhaustion? I don't owe you Jack, what have you ever done for me? I'm the one who starts the conversations and I'm the only one I should be doing this for, I don't give a damn if you start talking to me again once I've shaped up, I don't give a crap if you fall head over heels, I don't want anything to do with you anymore.

 By next summer, with a bit of luck, I would have lost weight and toned up a bit and when I've got the body I've been patiently wating for, I might look back and think of you, afterall, you were my motivation to do all of this and I'll probably end up awkwardly thanking you and you won't understand why I'm talking to you out of the blue and it's going to be sad knowing that you have forgotten me but by then I would have forgotten you.

 I'm coming off bitter as Hell but thats honestly how I feel, it's like we almost became friends but then because you can't be assed to put effort into it it's all falling appart, you were my motivation to joining the gym again and I thank you for that.

 So I finished boxercise tonight and I'm pretty hyped for Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, Hell, I really enjoyed boxercise, because there's only a few people that turn up it feels more like a college class and it's a laugh when you put aside all the sweat. Tomorrow I want to do a core workout, so God knows what that's going to consist of, maybe I will do a small cardio workout just to blow an hour? It sounds like a plan, then Thursday should be my arms/shoulders and probably my back but I haven't got a clue about that either, Friday is an easy day, just legs.


 So thank you for motivating me towards making the decision to go back to the gym, your in my gratitude but I think that's all. I'm going to try and forget how you are now and remember how you were two years ago.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on November 10, 2012, 04:48
Dear Daniel

Are you going home for Mum's birthday? If so I'll wait until Christmas or even after to come back. Would PM you about it but I cba to check whether I'm blocked still or not.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on November 10, 2012, 13:36
Dear Alex,

I went home last weekend. Yes, you are still blocked.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on November 16, 2012, 21:35
edit:

dear past me

he's a mistake

love me of veryl ate 2015
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on November 18, 2012, 21:38
Dear local people,
how about no one is unwell on Tuesday night? I love you to bits but I have all this CPD to do and 3am seems an appropriate time to do it. P:
Cheers!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on November 24, 2012, 00:18
 Dear, you three

 Guys, you really made me sick tonight, you honestly did, all you did was ignore me and to be honest, from you lot I expected different. You wonder why I'm so aggressive and hostile to people and to be honest, this is why. It's because people like you feel the need to place themselves higher than others.

 To be honest, pull another stunt like that and I'm going to unfollow you on tumblr, block you on facebook and remove you from my friends on live.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OVOxo on December 02, 2012, 23:59
Dear Daniel

Have you sorted out a date to go home yet? Need to know so I can organise a lift / train tickets. Would text / ring Mum but phone is playing up at the moment so don't think I'm asking you to be a nuisance =]
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Reluctant Wailord on December 03, 2012, 01:09
Dear D,
I see now. That's what I'd become.
I'd turned into what you are now. The very thing I swore I never wanted to be.
I thank you - not for being a teacher of what to be, but an example of what not to be.
You were my friend - someone I could confide in. And the reverse was true.
But now, now you've gotten that sliver of authority, you've shown your true colours. I know what goes on behind closed doors. I know that you're power-hungry, and domineering. I thought I knew you, even a little bit. But no more. I'm done rooting for you.
And let me tell you this, in the hopes that you'll realise it, just like I did.
Sure, you may be flying high now. But when you crash and burn, you'll only have yourself to blame when nobody's around to catch you.
It's not too late - we can still patch things up. We can still laugh and joke as we used to. We can still have those little treasure hunts and mysteries at your place. We can still play Goldeneye like we did at my place. I want to give you a chance - but you're going to get off your high horse and accept that you're just like the rest of us.
I know it's hard, I had to do it. But it's not impossible.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Dragonpika on December 20, 2012, 11:38
Dear A,

I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by messaging you other than shaking an olive twig in your direction in an "I still massively care about you and I miss you" sorta way.. like, it's cool that you've moved on from those days and I respect that, but I just wanted you to know that I don't care about how much of an idiot you think you've been or whatnot because you're my friend! Or at least, we used to be, we used to be such close friends, and I've no idea what changed.. Idk maybe it was naive of me to think you'd still want that? I know how much stuff from here gets to you so I probably should've seen it coming.

But really, things aren't as bad as you think! You were right when you said you overthink things and it messes you over, and honestly I doubt anyone really is that bothered. You made a couple of mistakes, well goodness me who hasn't? I've made squillions! But y'know, you just learn from it and move on, and I'm pretty sure nobody actually resents you as much as you think they do.

I have no idea how my message caused your response but I'm really sorry that it did. And I've no idea if you'll read this, but I sorta have to try because I don't want you buggering off on such a sour note. Just know that I still care, okay?

And since you still probably won't come back, which is fine if that's what you need, in your own words:

"Have a good life, you deserve it" <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Urdnot Grunt on December 20, 2012, 12:29
^ Oh Kay...;__; <3

Dear Ma.

Please for the love of god don't be lazy and NOT pick me up from the airport on the 22nd cos my sister wouldn't drive you there. YOU CAN DRIVE! My only option here is you...who I get along perfectly fine with and want to squee and have a damn good natter with...or dad...who probably won't speak to me at all for the whole 45 minutes it takes for him to drive from the airport to your house ;__;

...Please mum?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 20, 2012, 23:49
 Dear Gurl frayund

 Not really sure where our friendship stands, if it's legit then we've become friends so damn quickly that it could knock me off my feet. Don't really want to think about the what if's if it isn't a legitimate friendship, but hey, you don't step blindly. Seeing the current circumstances I'm gonna have to be careful with this  :laugh:

 Started off with me tutoring you, then you got friendlier and in all fairness I don't mind you, you're a nice person and all and maybe we can hang out in the Christmas holidays or something, damn it sounds like I got tutor zoned but who cares if we're just friends?  :laugh:

 So yeah, people are starting to think you have a crush on me that's alright like, we gotta hang out more!
 
 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Reluctant Wailord on December 22, 2012, 03:19
Dear people I wanted to be friends with,
Well, here I am. I've tried time and time again, but you people just never change. I offer you an olive branch, and you snap it. I know we both want to see each other die in a fire, but we're not going to solve anything by doing things this way. I'm doing my best, here, just trying to lighten the atmosphere. Well, I was. I don't think it's worth it any more.

Thanks for ending the term on a sour note, I. No, really. I'm thanking you. You've taught me not to waste my time trying to reason with people like you. I won't be wasting my time, chasing after a false dream of friendship and unity between our respective groups. You live your life, as I will mine. There's no need for argument or bloodshed, sneaky attacks or just plain rudeness. We're better than that. I know that, for sure, you were. Maybe you still are.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 22, 2012, 16:43
dear last poster (if you are who i think you are then hi lmao)

have you ever looked up the 5 Geek Social Fallacies????? i think they'd come in useful for what looks like obvs. interpersonal drama

that and school is going to be social drama whichever way you cut it
but its worth it not to end up a homeschool sperg who has the social immune system of a frail albino kid who's allergic to everything

like i hated my school years but considering how awesome they made me later in life through putting up with shedloads of crap - and also realising through blunt force teen angst that perhaps i was being a completely socially inept idiot at times - like i kind of dont regret it

try not to shoot up the school cos they were all "hateful normals" its not worth it in the long run

love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on December 30, 2012, 22:10
Dear friend 2
Yes its an opinion but its my opinion so its right! So what's the problem?  :???
Love Nick

p.s. I'm also disappointed in your cheese based decisions.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on January 02, 2013, 22:26
Dear Scumbag,

I tried to be grown up about this. I tried to make this as nice and clean as possible. But you, being the huge manchild that you are, simply has to make this more difficult. Well, see all that stuff I said about "not wanting to have this conversation over text"? Forget it. Yer chucked.

Have a nice life!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on January 03, 2013, 00:08
Homework,

Why must there be so much of you?

- Nick.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on January 03, 2013, 17:23
I know you want me to forgive you for everything. For some, I can. But right now you just need to let me have that space. It won't be too long, unless you do something stupid again...

Love~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on January 04, 2013, 00:04
Dear brah.

 Seriously? You need to get a grip, if you're annoyed with me for "not inviting you" to something even though I gave you all the details you need to grow up, I even told you that you could come.
 The thing is, you're so paranoid you probably think we didn't want you to come so we could slag you off or something but to be honest, you wouldn't have enjoyed it, we spent a few hours playing Axis & Allies then we had a bash at Flames of War.
 
 Seriously brah, all I did was buy lots of planes and fortify Alaska, Alaska man, everyone else was suprised because Alaska is somewhere where nobody bothered with.

 Oh my days! That is what's made you get in a strop with me! Seriously, man up you prat, I'm tired of dealing with your pathetic immature crap mate, you can either man up and apologize or to be frank I don't need to know you anymore.

 I gave you the time and place so you only have yourself to blame for not trusting my info.

 Get a grip you prat.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Reluctant Wailord on January 10, 2013, 00:49
Dear Person,
Well, excuse me for expecting you to have actually done something. You told me one thing, and then blame me for being abusive when I expect you to follow through. Well, excuse me, princess, but I generally expect people to follow through with what they said they'd do. What? You expected me to get on my knees and beg forgiveness? To plead that I be allowed the privilege of spending time with you? Well, listen here, sister. If there's one thing I know, it's that spending time doing something does not necessarily make you better at it. And if it did, DAMN. You must have been pretty poor at it if that's the best you can do.

Dear Place,
Why do all the people whose posts I can actually read have to be preoccupied? All I want is someone who doesn't misspell every other word and expect the world to grovel beneath their feet.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on January 10, 2013, 04:20
dear universe

sorry for existing lol
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sans the skeleton on January 10, 2013, 09:48
Dear Person,

ur so edgy thinking the ASD is some sort of insult lelelelelelelelel-

Just kidding, you're not.

Oh and give me my gloves back, I need them.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on January 12, 2013, 02:33
To Youtube,

I love how useful you can be in finding songs that have been stuck in my head for so long and finding episodes of tv shows that I loved to watch when I was younger, but at the same time possibly ruin those memories as well by pointing out various 'hidden' jokes. You're also terrible to use when I should be doing homework and not procrastinating.

- Nick

Also, to the rabid yaoi fangirls,

You honestly creep me out.

- Nick.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: The Captain on January 13, 2013, 02:54
Dear You,

I know you can't tell but when you smile you're the most beautiful person in the world and it makes me unfathomably happy.

I can think of the words for any situation but you render me speechless.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on January 22, 2013, 21:15
Dear elderly members,
have you noticed a sudden wave of marriages, engagements and babies on Facebook? I don't use the site much but I looked at people from my cohort and they're all set up with everything! D:
Oh well, I have some money now so that's a step up from last year.
-Nick
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on January 22, 2013, 21:19
^ that feel, I know it well...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on January 23, 2013, 09:42
Dear elderly members,
have you noticed a sudden wave of marriages, engagements and babies on Facebook? I don't use the site much but I looked at people from my cohort and they're all set up with everything! D:
Oh well, I have some money now so that's a step up from last year.
-Nick
three of my friends from last year are all engaged.they're younger than me and i'm only 19 and one of them is pregnant and i don't understand
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Indianaanimefan on January 23, 2013, 11:03
Dear my younger bro and sis,

I know you're both like super sick right now, but so help me is you guys get me sick right after I just got better I will pour hot sauce into your drinks for weeks!

~Indiana
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on January 23, 2013, 13:09
dear exam
pls have an easy question
love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sans the skeleton on January 23, 2013, 20:34
dear coursework
please go and do yourself
love me :|
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on January 23, 2013, 22:42
dear exam
u had a nice question an all pls be nice to me in march
love me vuv

dear you
you were a fricking mistake
love me from 2015
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on January 23, 2013, 23:01
dear stupid ex

stop contacting me, because it means I feel obliged to reply, and I don't want to, cuz you'll end up getting around me somehow and I don't want that

if you really care about me just go away and leave me alone
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: f3raligatr on January 27, 2013, 13:19
Dear you.

You know who you are. And I know you still lurk around here.

I want you to face me, I want you to answer me. I want to know either way where the hell I stand, because I'm.. I'm at a loss. You know.. I'm not your enemy, I'm your friend still, or at least I thought I was, now I just get silence from you. Just because you can't face this place anymore doesn't mean you have to cut those closest to you away and cut us all out, just talk to us away from here which is all we did anyway. Or at least if you do, cut us completely out, at least tell us so to our faces and not bundled in riddles so we know exactly where we stand. I thought you had more respect for me than to do that mate.

Just.. answer me. I miss you, I want to help you too.

Hope Uni's going alright.

Rob.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Reluctant Wailord on January 27, 2013, 23:08
Dear M,
I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry. I really do like you. You're a great person, a great friend.
But you're a pain to work with.
I didn't want to have to do this. I talked with you, I shouted at you. I tried asking someone higher than us. In the end, it had to be taken up with our head of year. Don't you get it? I don't want to fail. I've tried taking charge, I've tried compromising, I've tried bending to whatever you say works, apart from the parts I can't do. But you remain obstinate.
Just accept that this isn't going to work out. It's as much my fault as it is yours - so, the best thing we can do is just walk away from each other. I'm sorry.

Dear A,
Please stop touching me. As much as I like pretty girls touching my face, when they're scarier than the contents of a Big Mac and are doing it for sinister reasons I have yet to fathom, it's a little unnerving.

Dear -,
Personally, I think you'd look good in something dark, but not 'dark' dark. Something like maroon, or navy. It shouldn't be an elaborate dress either, just something to show your own beauty off. The dress shouldn't make you, you should make the dress.
Of course, I'm the third wheel. The tin dog. It doesn't matter what I think, because all I'm good for is just standing there, making you and him look better. But that's all right. i do things best when nobody notices me. You continue and be successful. I'll never be at your level, but I can damn well be all I can be.

Dear ~,
I know you've got far more potential in everything than I have. Education, fitness, personality, appearance, everything - I've accepted that, when the time comes, you'll surpass me in everything I've worked for, everything I've worked so hard to do. but I'll support you, because that's what I'm best at. And, when you're out there, showing the world who's the boss, just remember that I've got your back.
Because even the most brilliant of people get lonely.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on January 28, 2013, 05:48
dear physical chemistry exam

no
 
love me. 



dear february

i am going to karate chop you into submission i don't know what the hell january was about but that was easily the worst i've felt in my life
this stupid multibranched mental problem is about to get homeschooled cos i am so bored of having it
its all just so ludicrous

love me


dear semester 2

come at me im going to karate chop you in the windpipe im sick of everything karate chopping me in the windpipe all the dang time i am just going to suplex this whole awful black cloud into a toilet
porcealin all cracking with that wet cludge sound that it does
water pressure across the whole building reverses
janitor weeping
me in slow motion with my mouth screaming all primal rage destroying the entire building while adagio for strings plays


love me


dear me in the future who'll inevitably be going "I CANT DO THIIIIS I HATE CHEMISTRY"

stop being such a goddamn lazy wuss im bored of excuses
write the lecture notes out asap

love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Draghost999 on January 28, 2013, 06:31
Dear Kitty,

I need to spend more time with you! Even when we're together, I still feel that you're really not there and I still complain how I haven't spent time with you at all. It's because I'm worried, and I know, that our moments together will never last. I will never die a happy man because I will realize I'd never spent enough time with you my entire life, when something takes you away from me. Or when I'm on my deathbed I'll complain one last time about my scarce moments with you. When I'm about to die, my mind will pick up and accumulate distant memories like sheets of paper, and let my mind be a folder for these papers, which I will die with. Does anyone die happily? Only in sleep, I believe. But life is cruel, and it doesn't give me enough time to spend with you. That's why I won't be dying happily. All I would like to do is spend time with you forever, every second of my life. I am serious. Why must good things always end?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on February 03, 2013, 11:39
dear manager

is there anyway we can make my break last till half 5?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on February 03, 2013, 23:24
Dear Cara,
every time we work together something goes horribly wrong. But! This is just coincidence because the rest of the time I'm actually really quite good at my job!
Don't think otherwise. :[
-Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on February 06, 2013, 12:59
dear uterus
look it's nice you're not making me bleed but two weeks of sore boobs, bad moods and screaming at people that annoy me?
please just bleed already. i beg you
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on February 06, 2013, 15:07
dear me

if i ever get really lame and boring and melodramatic i need to be shot to save us all from the embarassment

from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sans the skeleton on February 06, 2013, 20:42
dear whatever illness i have this time,

stop

go and burn in hell,
poison2007
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on February 11, 2013, 23:13
 You.

 Seriously mate, all you do is find arguments, if someone doesn't agree with you, you get aggressive. For feth sake like, I say the immigration is bad you say how we raped everything and that we deserve it, I say Being Human has started off rocky you disagree.

 For Christ sake, I know you're a fan of The Walking Dead so let me tell you, in that situation I would have left you for dead ages ago.

 I know what banter is and you just seem to heat seak arguments, I mean, get a fething grip.


 Dear person B

 Oh my days you are annoying, trying to hit me throughout the day, then when I turn your computer off you send me death threats? Oh and the part when you apologized after I got freaking aggro was amazing. Seriously, I know you have that thing going on where you can't read body language and stuff but feth off, seriously, leave me alone, I was so close to turning around and swinging at you on Friday when you punched me in the back, one of these days you will over do it and I will be forced to react, I'm not being funny but who on earth resorts to violence as quickly as you do? Just because you have aspergers syndrome but seriously, your parents should have told you hitting others is bad.

 You can't use that as an excuse, everyone knows what violence is, everyone knows it's wrong and you know that you are violent. At the end of the day, if you start hitting me I will hit you back and I'm tired of holding things back.

 I don't see why you can hit me and I can't hit you back. I don't see how someone can be racist to somebody and they can't be racist back.





 Dear /b/

 Loved that masculism thread a few days ago, really agree with some of the points, it lit up a few points that I never knew about too. Guys aren't allowed to defend themselves when assaulted by a girl/woman? Never been in that situation but wow, the world is messed up.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on February 12, 2013, 05:59
Dear /b/

 Loved that masculism thread a few days ago, really agree with some of the points, it lit up a few points that I never knew about too. Guys aren't allowed to defend themselves when assaulted by a girl/woman? Never been in that situation but wow, the world is messed up.

idk whats funnier the fact u go on /b/ in 2013 or the fact u went on some bitter "friendzoned" dudebros thread and took something from it
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on February 12, 2013, 13:01
Dear /b/

 Loved that masculism thread a few days ago, really agree with some of the points, it lit up a few points that I never knew about too. Guys aren't allowed to defend themselves when assaulted by a girl/woman? Never been in that situation but wow, the world is messed up.

Frankly if the worst thing that can happen to "teh menz" is having a girl hit them and society frowning upon them for retaliating then you should all count yourselves quite lucky.


(btw I don't think anyone should be hitting anyone but THAT'S why the world is messed up???)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on February 19, 2013, 21:27
And for magikarp's sake I hope this is serious and not just 'oppress womens rights' barely hidden under smart words. I'm all for equal gender's rights (so not feminism, either), but half the stuff I've seen on this is 'all (r word) is never (r word) because you were ASKING FOR IT even though you're wearing a hoodie and pants and not flirting with anyone at all' and 'stop being a liar that never happened you enjoyed it now have the baby'.

Then again, it's probably the half I've seen if it originated from /b/, but still. I could be wrong.


 I'll admit that the point you brought up is the one of the only ones they tend to bring up on /b/ since, in all fairness, a lot of the people on there are really, really, really weird - I don't really know why I brought up the guys not being allowed to fight back point, it was the only one I remembered I suppose :T

 But Sylar what you just said seemed pretty mean, especially seeing how tolerant this site is towards people with all sorts of different backgrounds and origins, I mean, the fact that I go on /b/ and you sorta judged me by it seems a bit low.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: The biscquiat dragon on February 20, 2013, 01:39
/b/ is an origin

but feminism is for gender equality
I don't understand how you can "ask for" unwanted sexual assault, none of these "even if you were" excuses. 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on February 20, 2013, 12:02
We live in a society that focuses on teaching women "how to not be raped" rather than teaching men "not to rape". Go figure.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on February 20, 2013, 14:23
...despite the fact that both men and women can rape and both men and women can be raped. 
woop just thought i may as well mention that bc part of ~rape culture~ is male victims of rape not being taken seriously because all men want sex all the time with everybody apparently and in some peoples books its fine to mock/disbelieve them if they dont. 
and also the fact that in the UK rape is only legally defined as rape if its penetration, which excludes women-raping-men from it further ololol. 
not to mention women-raping-women, as although sexual assault with penetration carries the same possible max sentence as legally-defined rape, any other kind of sexual assault has a lesser sentence because who cares about that?? 
 
i think there DOES need to be more emphasis on defining the boundaries of rape, get consent worked out and basically hammer into everyones head that You Shouldnt Push Yourself On Somebody and If They Say No Then Dont etc etc. 
there also needs to be less of an atmosphere designed to make women in particular scared. 
most rapes dont take place when walking down an unlit road in the middle of nowhere. 
a lot of other crimes are more likely, towards both genders, but women are the ones expected to be cautious and afraid of rape in particular, even though on the flip-side men are the victims of most violent crimes. 
there is a disproportionate amount of "BE AFRAID!" and rape against women used as drama in tv shows, whether in conjunction with murder or not. 
which can lead a lot of people to dislike and worry about men even more, despite the fact that fear of something doesnt equal how much you should fight against something all of the time, as anybody with an anxiety disorder or phobia can attest to. 
 
not that caution isnt sometimes necessary for everyone! 
obviously theres a balance that has to be gained. 
because if you put too much focus on "teaching not to rape"... well, idk about anybody else but i dont trust criminals to not be criminals just because somebody tells them not to. 
no matter how much education there will be, there will be a lot of people who know that what theyre doing is wrong and who dont care. 
so its a v good thing to not say things like "they were asking for it" bc of inebriation/clothing/past sexual history and for everyone to have it hammered into their head that a) its ok not to want sex and b) you shouldnt insist on it if they dont want it. 
BUT! 
some people follow that logic along to where if you mention that people should take precautions (particularly women) such as not drinking yourself insensible when youre alone and out, not going to particular places at a particular time alone, etc etc... then apparently thats perpetrating rape culture instead of just being a sensible precaution. 
hell i wouldnt do those things because like i said, i dont trust criminals not to be criminals. 
if i WAS the victim of a crime then the thought of "well at least i know it wasnt actually my fault" wouldnt retroactively stop it from happening. 
if you leave your door unlocked then it doesnt mean that its your fault you got robbed, but the fact remains that if you hadnt done that then it would have been much less likely to happen. 
(but saying that to some people earns the response of "youre insinuating that women are property!" and aaargh there goes the point of the analogy flying over their head). 
these are the same people who, i hope unintentionally, encourage the idea that "all men are rapists, all women are victims" which is... ok i dont even need to state why thats a problem for both men and women, surely. 
 
basically some people on the internet take a good idea and way of thinking and completely ruin it. 
which is applicable to everything. 
 
what was i talking about?? 
uh yeah anyway id call myself an egalitarian, and p much agree with fixing rights for both women and men. 
 
although i see a lot of people repeating that feminism is intended to be "equality for both genders", the fact that its name suggests its exclusively for women does attract a lot of mad people. 
those people are then called "radfems" instead of just "nutters" and arent explicitly distanced from the movement by everyone with their heads screwed on. 
then again i guess it doesnt matter what people are calling themselves, so long as what they believe is all nice and equal. problem is that its difficult getting people to listen if theyre operating under a flag thats known to be held by crazies. 
i mean im 100% all for people having their own beliefs and opinions, but my personal beliefs and opinions are that radical feminists are pants on head insane about the whole thing, and that responding to people calling out their misandry by laughing about male tears isnt useful! 
 
im not even going to get started on the dudebro nutters in the mens rights side of things, think it was covered in this topic enough anyway. 
radfems and dudebros, a match made in heaven. 
 
lets just say that theyre both the extremes of two things which have good standing, but the crazy people are the loudest so thats who end up representing the movements. 
 
tl;dr 
dear the internet 
it would be nice if both feminism and mens rights were taken seriously, and if the unreasonable people on both sides werent often the spokespeople for the movements. also please call both of them out for being unreasonable equally often. 
and if you could stop thinking that if someone supports one side then it means that they automatically disagree with the other, that would help things a whole bunch. 
love M 
 
PS if anyone thinks that womens rights should be taken away, or that men have no disadvantages in society at all, or that feminism only exists bc bitter women want to oppress men, or that mens rights only exists because men are butthurt, then they should have their heads bashed together. 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on February 20, 2013, 15:04
ok I guess I should made my post a bit less gender specific, I didn't mean to trivialise male rape or act like it doesn't happen or whatever. What I guess I meant to say is that for rape society is too quick to victim blame whether male or female, like the perpetrator is some kind of weak creature that simply cannot resist temptation and how dare you put it in their way!!! (despite the fact rape isn't even about sex but that's another post)

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on February 20, 2013, 15:22
tbh i dont see a whole lot of that, at least in the circle of people i know rape as seen as a horrible horrific thing, and in some cases like tv shows, the worst thing that can happen to a woman. i also remember hearing several times that convicted rapists are almost the lowest down on the prison hierarchy, only higher than child molesters. 
 
but im not denying it happens, and yeah its ridiculous that victims are blamed for it in the same way that its daft to say its somebodys fault for getting mugged because they spend money. 
 
fear not im not accusing you of anything... in reality its more that ive been exposed to quite a bit of radical feminism and man-hating and men-cant-be-feminists and its-acceptable-for-women-to-hate-men so ive gotten into a state where i lay emphasis on things going both ways in retaliation. 
so its just where i spend time, likely to make me a bit skewed. sorry about that. 
 
like theres a mindset of The Patriarchy which is often viewed as an evil oppressive force cooked up by a group of men sitting in a meeting over how best to oppress women, and feminism still recycling statistics like the 77% wage gap and 1 in 12 statistic, which are taken from misinterpreted data or unfair studies and so arent quite true. 
not to mention that one of my best friends used to be a radfem and i wasnt supposed to say anything about her saying that she hates men ololol. think shes calmed down a bit now though. 
and also bc mens rights are less likely to be taken seriously at all in a lot of places i frequent, probably not helped by people like /b/. 
i worry that i come across as anti-feminism. 
im not, im just anti-anti-mens-rights?? 
i encounter fewer anti-feminists but they get the same treatment. 
almost certainly due to where i hang out (not /b/ for one, ha). 
 
everyone here seems to be sound regarding all of that though so i can take off my preachy hat. 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MRxo on March 03, 2013, 21:32
Dear my future self

Next time you are recovering from illness don't decide you want to be Mo Farah. It bloody hurts! Wait until fully fit before going for gold pal =]

EDIT: Also never leave your phone unattended in case another potential relationship could get messed up >>
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on March 04, 2013, 09:12
dear ATOS

you suck. my mum is a genuine disabled person not some arse who thinks they can cheat the government by pretending to be disabled. You're really stressing her out at a terrible time (aka, the opticians think she has glaucoma which could mean she has diabetes!) and I wish you'd go and die in a hole.

from a very disgruntled daughter.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on March 04, 2013, 10:39
dear self

get cracking

you'll do what you always do and leave everything to the last minute
you have ideas so use them
fill up those sketchbooks
get that stuff mounted
YOU CAN DO IT

love me

xxxx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: PurplePurrloin on March 04, 2013, 16:27
Why don't you ever notice me unless I do something stupid? And I like you.

Yeah.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on March 04, 2013, 23:43
Dear Inferna,

You can do it!!

~ Me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MRxo on March 08, 2013, 00:04
Last night I thought would have finally led to us being together. We talked for hours, felt like it was the summer again. I know you like me back... I just feel like you're too bothered by stuff. I'm only doing this because I care for you but I don't know how it'll go. Everyone seems to think after last night that we're going to get together. That's what I want... You said last it night; I'm too nice for my own good. You don't realise how much it does hurt. I guess I need to man up because jokes aside, I feel like I blew it.

God can you whisper in her ear
I wasn't sure we could be friends


Please don't do anything to make me hate you. I don't want that.

x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on March 14, 2013, 23:07
 To you,

 Well, we haven't talked for well over a year, you got with someone none of us liked, you changed a lot very quickly and soon you stopped talking to boys all together and would blank every boy except him.
 
 So I sent you a message earlier, I wasn't really reaching out for friendship or anything more, I was just trying to ask you something trivial and generally pretty important, I left a window there for you to carry the chat onwards though.
 
 The thing is, I miss talking to someone and helping them out and being there to listen and things, I haven't done it for years and it was nice helping you and I miss when we all used to be friends and when you would come onto my friend and make it awkward for yourselves, it added character to the group and it was enjoyable.
 
 Then again, one of the guys fell madly in love with you and would often start arguments by being an idiot about it and it would generally be a hostile environment to be in and the day would feel ruined etc...

 So yeah, I hope that you're going to be civil about things and not ignore me since in all fairness, I haven't done anything.

 Keep in touch.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on March 20, 2013, 21:20
Dear drunken idiots on the balcony outside my window.

Shut up. You're not clever. You're not funny. You're a bunch of morons. Stop drinking, be quiet, and let me drown you out with AC/DC already...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on March 27, 2013, 17:43
dear me


does a fonz in the mirror eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

love from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on March 28, 2013, 00:19
Dear Richard,

Sleep is probably good for you, so maybe invest in some of that.

Dear Richard again,

Stop putting off PotW until Friday, it never ends well when Sunday comes around. xD

Aaand to the girl that I love,

Every couple has arguments and hard times. We'll get through it, I promise. <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sebastian Moran on March 28, 2013, 01:00
dear beth. 
whats a fonz, is it a type of hairstyle? 
i want one. 
love M. 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 26, 2013, 18:02
Dear Daniel

You surprised me, thanks a lot for the present. I appreciate it ^^;

It was very thoughtful of you

Dear me

lol don't post simp stuff in here again
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 26, 2013, 18:41
Dear Lying Murderous Witch,

I know what you did. You kidnapped and killed a woman you were jealous of and then threw her into the water placing all blame on her husband who did nothing wrong. You may have the REST of society believing you are "a victim" with your lies but I have always known you were a liar and I have vividly seen what you did through psychic powers. You are an evil woman who deserves to be punished for letting an innocent man's life hanging literally in the balance. Someday I WILL expose you for the lying manipulative evil b**** you TRULY are and I hope you suffer for what you have done. And I also know how you stole something VERY expensive from that woman and keep it in a bank lock box that you think no one else knows about. I know your secret and I won't rest until you get what is coming to you!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on December 27, 2013, 04:29
hahaha hold on what
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Liam on December 27, 2013, 11:35
dear guava juice

mmm

yum ahh

so good

love liam xoxox
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Wolstenholme on December 27, 2013, 11:38
Dear Bryony,

Koalas are better than Zebras.

The. End.

love, Chloe x
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 27, 2013, 12:01
Dear Nigella

Mmm please be on my TV more. So yummy.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: MOP on December 29, 2013, 15:37
Come on Square-Enix just release a nice cheap digital version of Crisis Core on PSN. You will make money. Don't you like money? I can't stand the noise the UMD makes. :c
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: the bread dragon on December 29, 2013, 16:03
dear me

youre an asshole

:)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Ledyba on December 29, 2013, 16:26
Come on Square-Enix just release a nice cheap digital version of Crisis Core on PSN. You will make money. Don't you like money? I can't stand the noise the UMD makes. :c

I agree with this man. :<

Even more so since Vita doesn't support UMD and I want to play it. ;_;
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 29, 2013, 20:51
Dear San Diego Chargers of the NFL,

You'd better win. Do not let that other team get into the post season.

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on December 31, 2013, 17:42
 Dear 2013  ;)

 You've been good to me. I haven't had my heart broken and I've met some amazing new people after summer and one of them is one of my best friends. I've had so much fun and me and my friends have all started to grow up this year.
 
 I'm hoping that when you leave us, and 2014 takes your place, that 2014 is going to be just as good to me as you, if not better.

 Good luck 2013, you've been a pleasure.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 31, 2013, 22:48
Dear x

You're lucky I turned my phone off because otherwise I'd be texting you or ringing you right now because I'd be in full simp mode lol

xo moi

ps sorry if I turn it on to do so
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on December 31, 2013, 22:50
Dear whatever vulgarity would describe you best

When you want to make up lies about me that ruin my friendship with someone I love, please tell me first. I might avoid punching you in the face with a brick if you do. Probably not.

From me, the one who is a wreck.

Dear 2013

Go. Now. You've made me live through things I never wanted to live through. Please stop destroying me and stay where you belong...in the past.

From the one who is a wreck again.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 31, 2013, 22:56
Dear 2013

Go. Now. You've made me live through things I never wanted to live through. Please stop destroying me and stay where you belong...in the past.

From the one who is a wreck again.

Yeah this too 2013 I thought you'd be good to me but you weren't smh we could have been somebody :(
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on January 01, 2014, 02:46
dear 2013
goodbye you were not a good one lmao
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: the bread dragon on January 01, 2014, 03:20
dear 2013


why???????????   
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on January 01, 2014, 04:15
dear 2013

i love you even if everyone else hates you
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Webby on January 01, 2014, 16:04
Dear 2013,

where did you go? I miss you :(

Dear 2014,

Stop turning my friends into idiots. Thanks.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on January 01, 2014, 22:53
Dear youknowwhoyouare

Thanks for turning your back on me when I'm going through a really hard time. "I don't want to cause you problems" is not the real reason you abandoned me. You were sick of putting up with me, surely? Well, I've lost the one person I trusted, the only person that could motivate me. But you had to leave me like this, didn't you? You could AT LEAST have waited until I had less troubles to worry about, but nope! You push me away at the worst of times. Everything I've ever done for you is apparently worth nothing now? Everything between us has come to this? Thanks, because I spent ages feeling like utter crap and now I still feel that way.

But now I don't know what to do. I feel like I have nothing. I can't trust anyone, I can't talk to anyone about my problems. No-one will listen. Why? Why me? Why is all this crap happening to me? Life, just go and screw yourself. I hate you.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on January 02, 2014, 21:03
Dear person (eh, well actually two people) who knows who you are, but likely doesn't admit it:

You're an amazing person and everyone sees it in you except you. You keep saying you're not a nice person and you're no one special, but you've helped more people through tough times than most people have friends! You need to see yourself for who you are, and who everyone else knows you are.

But I know you won't listen to me, so listen to Kurt and Blaine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Si-GfzcCkc) instead <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on January 02, 2014, 22:31
dear my bbfle

i'm sorry for those texts i sent lmao i was drunk. You should know by know that's how our friendship works haha. Glad you took them in good humour tho :P
just gonna say i am so proud of you though, like really. It's actually crazy how long we've been friends it'll be 16 years in a few weeks that's pretty mental if you ask me? You're such a big part of my life. ngl i did have a little cry when i got home but i felt so much better when you said you cried at my text. I was only being honest! If anyone gives you crap you know you have your tiny stubborn friend to kick their arses.

love your bffle xxx
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on January 05, 2014, 02:02
 I fancy a rant

 I don't like you.
 
 You're opinionated and it's such a shame that you spew out the most idiotic crap and think it's true. I love how you show off your pictures, that you didn't even develope yourself, to the girls in class who don't even do that well in photography  :laugh: You're just rubbing it in that you are doing better than them! I'm doing better than you and I'm not showing off constantly?

 I don't see why you need to show off, I don't see why you need to voice your offensive oppinions and I don't see why you're such a downer on everything? You passive-aggressively make comments and it's not needed.

 Basically, you keep trying to big yourself up. Sure you might have been bullied and you might be "jaded" to the world, you might have your own perspective of what is right and wrong, but nobody cares. You aren't edgy, you aren't cool, you're coat makes you look like a gimp and I'm getting sick of you.
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Dragonpika on January 05, 2014, 10:41
Dear V,

I probably can't ever tell you that you effectively saved me from a breakdown by painting my nails for me.. it's too ridiculous for words and we're not especially close, I think that would kinda freak you out haha. But I'm grateful from the bottom of my heart for that little gesture of friendship - I'm just gonna have to sit here being grateful in secret while I admire the way my pretty blue nails sparkle in the light now :3

cheers lovely <3

- K
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on January 05, 2014, 11:27
Dear fox

What do you say?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on January 05, 2014, 13:05
To literally everyone:

If you ever want to talk to someone about something important, if you're ever in need of help, or if you ever just want to vent to someone, don't be afraid to drop me a message, please. Sometimes it's easier to talk to someone you don't really know. I've just recently had a close call with someone attempting suicide because they felt alone, and I don't ever want that to happen to anyone. Nothing is ever worth losing your life over.

To my friends:

Thanks everyone for everything you do to brighten up my days, I value all of you very very much. c: <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on January 05, 2014, 14:16
To everyone

This thread is bad for me, remind me never to post in here

To Rich

not gonna PM you since if I did you'd most likely regret your post which is a shame because it's a lovely sentiment
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on January 05, 2014, 14:47
dear sol

you abusive trash stop making yourself out to be the victim
i call you out in public for a reason, dont act like it was unwarranted

ps youre disgusting please get off of all my tumblr dashes you make me sick to my stomach
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on January 05, 2014, 16:51
To Rich,

Wonderful of you to offer everyone that. I might not be doing that but it's nice to see someone willing to help others.

To N,

The reason you gave me for abandoning me is not acceptable. I will get answers out of you. Regardless of what your friends will do or what they will think of me, I will ask you for a legit reason. I couldn't care less if you get annoyed and get someone else (*cough*bf*cough*) to sort me out, I just need answers.

From me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on January 07, 2014, 10:53
To the one that left me behind,

I hope you're happy. No, really, I hope life brings you happiness. I hope you find love someday. I hope whoever he is, he can make you happier than I ever could. I hope he can make you believe when the world is failing you. I hope he can make you see all of the wonderful things in you that I saw so clearly. I hope he never hurts you. I hope you can accomplish all of the dreams you've ever had. I hope you can smile, because you deserve to. I hope you know that I still think about you every day.

I hope you don't forget me. I hope you know that I would have waited for you. I hope you know that I will always love you in a part of my heart that I've had to lock away.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on January 07, 2014, 17:05
To you

I've tried so hard to let your comments go straight over my head, but it's kind of hard when everything I do you have a critical comment for. Tidying my hair in English doesn't make me a 'queer narcissist', as you put it, and frankly if you think it does you're a moron. You try to be funny by being critical, but deep down everyone just wants to punch that smirk of your face, and you don't seem to care. Just stop being such a generally vile human being and maybe you'll actually get some friends that are predicted something above a U.

From me.

To James

I'm fine with you looking so hot, but try not to sit in front of me in exams, you're kind of distracting

Thanks <3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on January 07, 2014, 19:29
to me

eyyyyyyyy science god in the making eyyyyyyyyyyy

love me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on January 22, 2014, 14:33
 You actual cretin.

 Making out to be the victim when you blew everything out of the water. I don't need you, I don't need the crap you're putting me through.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on January 25, 2014, 09:27
To my sister,

You horrible, selfish b***h. After everything I've done for you, you intentionally hurt me for no reason other than to be a b***h. I'm the only reason you even have a place to live, and rather than thanking me, you betray me. I'm honestly at a loss. If you didn't have a child that I love more than anything in the world, I wouldn't even care what happened to you at this point. Nothing I do for you means anything to you anyway.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 26, 2014, 00:50
Dear people like Rich's sister (just an example),

People like the above user go out of their way to help you, then you do this. You are seriously messed up. Why must you do this?! You know what some people say about humankind being traitorous? S**t like this proves them right. So, straighten yourself out and be grateful for what people give you.

Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: the bread dragon on January 26, 2014, 00:56
dear bottom lip

stop bein so annoying and being split
this isnt benefitting you or me ok
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Sizacu on January 26, 2014, 01:51
To what the heck come after six????,

If your lip ever stops being irritating, please tell me your secret.

- Nick.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: SirBlaziken on January 26, 2014, 02:06
To about 20% of my homeroom and some other students in my classes,

Shove off. You think making fun of me is cool, and that's your decision. You spoke, and now it's my turn. Shut the hell up. I'm like what i'm like, so deal with it. You say i'm too smart. Want my secret? I actually pay attention in class! You should really try it.

So I don't have an iphone (or any phone for that matter) or the latest pair of Jordans. Big deal. I'd rather use my money on something i'd find useful than something i'd barely even use. Also, I can't just drop hundreds of dollars unless there's an actual valid reason!

You people can go on ahead, show off how much money you have and fool around in class. While you end up at Taco Bell, I'll be in college, working on my Masters or PhD.

This may seem mean, but it's what I think, and you've said worse to me. If you can't take it, don't dish it out.

P.S.: Also, if you want help on your next assignment, that answer is no.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on February 01, 2014, 23:33
 You know who you are

 I've only gone and found you out. It is funny though. You're desperately trying to get others to point and laugh with you but they all ignore what you're doing. You are trying to make us the joke, when in fact, you are the one becoming the joke.
 
 
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Wolstenholme on February 01, 2014, 23:41
To Mum,

Thank you. I love you.

Chloe.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Zubatman on February 03, 2014, 16:45
To Uncle Jorge,
       You, your Machismo, and your mustache inspires me to live up to your expectations.
           
"All men do not know when to stop, but Macho men know their limits and push them further, like a taco you know you've overstuffed."
                               -Uncle Jorge
                                           
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on February 03, 2014, 21:31
To certain person,

I didn't think today would be good, but what d'ya know? I've been great, and I know why. It's because I suppose I've finally accepted that you are with him. He's a pretty sound guy, so I don't mind. If he wasn't, I wouldn't be happy like I am now...but I'm fine with you two. I guess I wish you luck with that, because soon I'll forget about you and what you mean to me. I'm looking forward to that, because I've been through some hell since I got in this mess with you.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 03, 2014, 21:35
Dear 20% of my math class as well as a few in my science class,

Leave me the hell alone! I have work to do! I can't help you if I need to work as well!
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on February 03, 2014, 22:49
dear things i have to do
pls do yourselves i don't want to do you ok
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OpalRhea on February 09, 2014, 10:14
To the person sitting on their *bleep*ing lazy ass up the other end of the house.

I *bleep*ing hate you right now. You treat me like *beep*. How the *bleep* am i supposed to change my behavior if even when i tell you the *bleep*ing truth, you *bleep*ing assume that I'm *bleep*ing lying? I've tried to *bleep*ing change, but it'll never be *bleep*ing good enough for you, will it? *Bleep*ing newsflash woman. I'M NOT *bleep*ING PERFECT. I physically can't be. And if perfect's the standard I need to be to impress you, then I guess I'm always going to *bleep*ing disappoint you aren't I?

Also, that *bleep*ing threat doesn't work. YOU *bleep*ING DO IT ANYWAY, WHETHER OR NOT I'VE *boop*ED YOU OFF, SO JUST *bleep* OFF ABOUT IT.



To anyone who had to read that, sorry about the caps and blinked out swearing. I'm in a really bad mood because of the person that's addressed to.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on February 09, 2014, 11:34
Dear computer

You are a dumb piece of crap sometimes

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zjhqxwEI1qlepjz.gif)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on February 11, 2014, 00:57
Dear J

I know I said I'd open up to you but there's some things I can't. I really don't want to ruin our friendship since you've been an absolute saint to me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: OpalRhea on February 23, 2014, 11:09
To Housing, and the stupid mother*bleep*ing Tribunal.

*bleep* the *bleep* off and leave us the *bleep* alone. Do whatever the *bleep* you want, because you're clearly gonna *bleep*ing do it anyway. We can't manage to do what you *bleep*ing want, because you don't bother to *bleep*ing notice. So just *bleep* off, before me of Mum does something we'd regret.

Sincerly yours, a very *beep*ed off student.
Ps. Go to Hell. The lot of you.


To me.

Break up with Jordan already. There's better people out there. Besides, he treats you like *boop*. Just get it over with. You'll probably stay friends with him, and if you don't, what's the loss?
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 23, 2014, 11:40
Dear Steam players who miss me.

Missing someone means that person is no longer among us; and that is true in most cases, since you will for sure forget me with time, in case you did not already do it. My reasons to leave were clear, and to change that dull and blasé world in which you, and I used to, live, I gave you those presents. I hope my final actions were consistent and that you live now a better Steam.

Regards,

Dolan Delicious_Scout

PS: Perhaps I see you here, or in Pokémon; they're loadsa fun.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on March 12, 2014, 23:41
  To you three,

 I really enjoyed playing frisbee today, guys. It was probably the first time that I've felt happy without being with my closest friends. I've got that horrible thing where I worry in case you don't want me around and just don't know how to tell me, but I actually felt welcomed today. It was lovely.
 

 To A,

 You're one of my best, and closest, friends. Today really seemed to show off our friendship and I hope we don't end up drifting apart. We've been friends for so long that we've forgotten how we first met. Don't ever change, dude. I won't forget you.

 To J,

 Sorry son, you really messed up. You went out with your best friend's ex girlfriend, fully knowing that he wasn't over it yet. You then go on to stir things up and you're surprised when everyone turns on you? You really need to get your priorities straight. I was always a little harder on you because I figured that you genuinely had potential if someone pushed you in the right way. Nope, you ended up stabbing your best friend in the back and you've pretty much been excluded from the group. I was always really waiting for a reason to cut you off and the way you've behaved in the past month or so really gives me an excuse.

 All from me.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on March 12, 2014, 23:48
Dear J

You were right, I miss my beard already :(

Dear X

Cheers for inviting me to your birthday party and all but I don't know if I'll go. The last few times we've been together it's been awkward and although your company is fantastic I'll probably end up upsetting you and I don't want that. At the same time I don't want to offend you by not coming...

Wish I still had your number so we could talk about it lol
It's probably a good thing I don't have it though tbf

Dear B

I don't think you realise this but you're the reason I'm still here. I... don't know if that's for the best yet. I hope things work out though, I really do
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on March 18, 2014, 09:26
Stay out of my life, I'm so much happier without you. Hindsight is 20/20.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: the bread dragon on July 04, 2014, 15:25
dear opal dontcha think thats enough bleeps

dear j
why dont we talk anymore dear lord I never see you anymore :'[[[
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Inferna on July 04, 2014, 17:11
Dear
It's funny how things turn out and how great hindsight is!
I wish I realised from about 5 years ago up to now that you were holding me back on a lot of ways. You only text me these days when there's nobody else around. Since you finished college in March or whenever I've just been cast aside and it was actually the best thing ever :) it was so nice to not have to care if what I did was going to afftect you, I could see other people without the massive guilt trip. I didn't have to stress anymore. I know I'm no saint either but our friendship has grown incredibly toxic lately.
I never even got to the crux if it, the lying. I'm not a doormat surprisingly! I don't mind if you never wanted to meet up, but the fact numerous times you said you were doing x but then you did y. Learn to cover your tracks, Facebook is good for something after all :)
You never finish anything through. You quit your job because you hated it, because it was boring? Wow many people right now would love a job. I honestly won't be surprised if come Christmas time you'll have quit college because you've had to move away. Seriously man up instead of hiding in your little comfort zone.  Yes it's hard but now again in hindsight I know I'm your safety blanket.
It got so grating because you wouldn't even try. I pushed myself when I started college in 2012 to make new friends and I did, hence the guilt of leaving you. Yeah you got a bf but that's you still in your little bubble. Do you know how annoying 3rd wheeling is????
I'll see you one last time before you go off but that's it. Cutting you out will be good for the both of us!

~
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on July 04, 2014, 19:09
Dear ~

I wish we still talked =[
I don't think I properly appreciated you, I guess hindsight's a wonderful thing. I hope you're doing well though ^^;

I hope one day we can talk like the old days because I really do miss them =[
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on July 04, 2014, 19:40
dear reception children,


i have loved working with every single one of you and you have all inspired me to go into early years teaching as a degree on top of drama.
i hope to see you all again when you're much more grown up, and i hope that some of you will have learned to be a little bit nicer to others and that when i do see a certain little girl again, i will have children.


love,
alice
(p.s. to a little girl and a little boy, who were a bit poorly and got a bit hurt respectively, get better soon!)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Wolstenholme on July 04, 2014, 20:05
Dear HL,

We need to DTF (Define the friendship). Like idk are we good friends or best friends or what.

Dear S and R,

U R Peasants

Dear HD,

Understand that I do not 'like like' you back. You are in the friendzone and there you shall stay. I mean it.

Dear JM,

You are fab and special, can I cuddle you please?


I think that's me done.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on July 04, 2014, 20:10
to my butt

its YOUR fault the icecaps are melting and that we're all so boned collectively as an existence on this stupid idiot planet, wish you stopped just once but noooooo you had to put even the US to shame in greenhouse gas emissions by volume
badbye

from me
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on July 04, 2014, 22:47
 Dear Sociology,

 Stop messing with my head. I hate thinking sociologically. It makes me hate everyone even more.

 From, Shiggy Diggy
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on July 05, 2014, 05:16
To PKMN.net,

I love you guys, this isn't a mean message yay! But seriously, you're all such nice people, it's great to be part of this community. :)
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Delicious_Scout on July 05, 2014, 23:29
Dear brain,

Stopping to think about women for a minute would be great; the Pokémon tournament is ahead, remember?


Dear Ninja,

Meow :3
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Spriter on July 05, 2014, 23:56
Dear thread,

The word "hindsight" has seen plenty of use. Right? Interesting...
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on July 09, 2014, 08:09
Dear me

Why did you have to change? I know you wanted to "fit in" more but I think you ended up losing track of who you really were and why people grew to like you then. Are you still him? I don't know any more, at best you'll just be a shadow of him. I miss this guy:

Dear Self,

Whenever you get chance to, read back at this and smile. You never know; it might just help you. I know things keep knocking you down every so often but there's always something to smile about. Plus being positive is much better than being negative, you know this and more importantly, you want the positive.

I know I should say something specific here to make you smile but y'know, smiling over nothing could work too =]

Dear Everyone on here,

Keep your heads up, even if I haven't always got on with you all I don't want to see any of you down. You're all human; any mistakes you make are understandable. The resultant feelings of problems you suffer are understandable. Just know that each and everyone of you have something going for you and that you're awesome people =]

I'm tired of this not wanting to fight out of the crap version of me. I know I wouldn't think as optimistically as that right now and I need to fix it; I need to find me again and put my conscious to rest.

Dear those who had believed in me

I'm so so sorry for letting you down. I'll try and fix it though, I just need time to get my head straight and to get my heart back into life.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Delicious_Scout on July 09, 2014, 13:00
Dear Alex,

People need influences of society and particular individuals to become themselves. The only thing that does not change is change itself.

My hypothesis is that there are a few individual blocks around some set, and each block derives another block, and so on, and then some of them -most, or even all- connect. This is why we understand you.

Moreover, why would you consider yourself crappy? I don't understand the conundrum behind this.


Dearest Petzbreeder,

We've got to have... money (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoYWdHe4tQ4&feature=kp)! And eviolites, leftovers, Choice Items, and cloned Legendaries as well.


Dear Oscar,

Dry Skin Parasect did save me more than once from defeat. I get free switches, free Cleric, and free lulz.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: the bread dragon on December 29, 2015, 04:15
m.a.
you're actually an asshole after relentlessly stalking your twitter (lol) im really glad that you're almost completely out of my life

also dear thread ur welcome im reviving you
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kpyna on December 29, 2015, 04:23
dear DOTA guy i met on a dating app,

let me get this straight, we're playing DOTA and talking over voice chat for hours but you don't wanna ask me for number or hang out or anything??? what is your deal??? further on the "what is your deal" thing you're honestly way too attractive for me in the photos so liiike are you 5' 5" or got some bad teeth? very curious about that

dear me,

just reread this thread. high school was a rough time.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Clairefable on December 29, 2015, 05:37
I also just read through this thread again because it's half 5 and I can't sleep. And by "read" I mean "cringed". I can't even remember what half the stuff I was whining about was.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Lord Raven on December 29, 2015, 06:04
dear younger me;

lol ur weird

- raven
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Shaymin on December 29, 2015, 12:24
dear past self

find some chill and stop being thirsty holy hell
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 29, 2015, 20:55
Dear Younger Me,

Let things go and don't get pissed about every little thing. It gets you nowhere.


Dear Current Me,

Clean up your spare game and use some lotion for your dry hands.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on December 29, 2015, 21:12
Dear 1

I wish we were as close as we used to be. Like, I would look forward to every time we'd speak, it was legit the highlight of my day each time. It really really hurts that we don't talk any more. I really hope you're doing well in life because you really deserve it.

Dear 2

I wish you could understand, and I wish we could really go back to how it used to be. I know there's zero chance, and I'm kinda okay with being the villain, I just kinda don't want to be remembered for how I handled things rather than for who I actually am.

Dear Muhed

Older u is weird 2

Dear bread

Now you gave me the feels for reviving this, both sad and extremely cringe feels. Smh. Bad person.
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: sylar on December 29, 2015, 21:54
dear younger me

(places my hands to my face and blows out a loud farting noise, occasionally adjusting my hand placement to change to a different type of fart

- sylar
Title: Re: Send-A-Message Thread
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 30, 2015, 09:21
(places my hands to my face and blows out a loud farting noise, occasionally adjusting my hand placement to change to a different type of fart

//runs in exhausted// i heard someone call my name?????