2. the power to bestow good n bad luck n good n bad tidings so that people would do stuff like pray at an altar of me and bring me lovely foods from afar to win my Good Luck. people would buy me a lovely spinning wheel n all the wool i could ever wish for, and very many pretty shirtmaking fabrics. i would also be the God of empowering people of all shapes and sizes through brilliant and wonderful clothing. but only to people i liked of course.
people who sucked and were epicery jerks or totally humourless and boring self obsessed nerds would get endless deluges of lightning bolts of Bad Luck until they came to pray at my altar for Good Luck and my powerful and wonderful blessings.
i would be very generous and merciful with this power tho and hopefully not become a tyrant. but i would anyway and i'd and have to be felled by 7 powerful warriors, each experts of a different kind of power, and sealed in an underground cavern with a sacred ancient seal that only lasts for 2000 years. so that when i became free, 7 new warriors would have to rise up to kill me, the former trickster god gone renegade.
the twist of the story would be at the end in the final battle after i'd be defeated and they're about to seal me away id lightning bolt them with bad luck to stop them at the last minute, just as the sigils of the seal appear. i'd then laugh and they'd be like "???" and i'd reveal that it is the most fun of my life for ages cos i got really lonely and angry and became a tyrant cos people always disappeared after me giving them good luck and never liked me for my personaility or good cooking. so the 7 new warriors would stick around and learn my Secrets and Wisdom and a bunch of post-game quests would open up for Replayability value. you could start a new game plus with the weapons to unlock side quests too.
there would be a reboot done by some arrogant superflouous nerdlinger hell idiot with dumb skrillex hair and anime figurines on his bookshelf and he'd have a history of drawing wolves french kissing each other too much. and he Wouldn't Get It and it'd be really bad and i'd be changed to his self insert and be some tiresome youtube celebrity type loser. all my subtle and well executed Minority Representations would be erased and played by like, smosh and pewdiepie and some tiresome nerd roast people. and the Kids React hell idiots. itd be the kind of bad that the ppg reboot is. i.e. they'd mess with my primo Voice Actor choices and painstakingly researched character designs and ruin everything and put memes in it.
on this note im rly surprised the PPG reboot doesn't have a weird surfcing of insufferable fat neckbeard nerds all "no no its good!" and trying to persuade old PPG fans "its good cos memes" like mlp:fim did cos its basically the same thing.