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Title: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on February 21, 2017, 19:59
Ever had a weird or creepy thought?

I caught a Diglett and named it pingas!

In my fanfic, Kanga (a baby Kangaskhan without a mother) is working for Nidorino who kidnaps Nidorina. A few stories later, he is left in care of Kangaskhan (Nidorina's mum)so does that make Nidorina Kanga's.... sister?  :o or is sister in law? Or something else?

^That's something that's been on my mind for quite a while.... Hope I get an answer!

Also, if a quiz makes you quizzical, what does a test make you?

Spoiler: show
Testical!
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The Hooded Trainer on February 21, 2017, 20:04
^I guess just sister, given kanga was in a sense adopted into the family.
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on February 21, 2017, 20:30
I just remembered how Kanga had a crush on Nidorina.....

It was replaced by Dragonite!
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 22, 2017, 07:57
How do we know that canned pet food tastes like what the label says if the pets can't talk? Do pet food companies hire people to test taste the food? Are they paid a high wage or minimum wage?

What does a person taste like? And what does a dolphin, gorilla, and pandas taste like?

Where exactly does the Manaphy Egg come from if breeding Manaphy with a Ditto just produces Phione Eggs?
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on February 22, 2017, 10:59
I just had another weird thought about Kanga, but I don't know if I could talk about it here....

Where exactly does the Manaphy Egg come from if breeding Manaphy with a Ditto just produces Phione Eggs?
Pokémon logic!
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The Hooded Trainer on February 22, 2017, 13:17
So i should be writing, but instead im sitting here googling the answers to these questions because dammit, nobody can beat me at procrastination.

How do we know that canned pet food tastes like what the label says if the pets can't talk? Do pet food companies hire people to test taste the food? Are they paid a high wage or minimum wage?

Yes, it is people who taste test them, specifically people with refined taste buds and who arent totally grossed out by the idea of eating canned foods. According to one source, testers have to chew, smell and check the texture of the food, but they dont actually have to eat it. It also says that they make between 37 to 117k a year, well over the minimum wage.

What does a person taste like? And what does a dolphin, gorilla, and pandas taste like?

Apparently people taste very close to veal, dolphins taste similar to liver but have the texture of beef, gorillas are veal-like with a smoky, rich flavour, and pandas supposedly just taste terrible.

Where exactly does the Manaphy Egg come from if breeding Manaphy with a Ditto just produces Phione Eggs?

Probably arceus or something, i dont know, google oddly doesnt have the answers to that one.
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on February 22, 2017, 13:39
I just had another weird thought about Kanga, but I don't know if I could talk about it here....
I'll say a bit, but not going to say why I think it, because that would probably go into NSFW....

Long story short, Kanga was aged mentally and left physically unchanged due to an experiment screw up. I'm wondering, could Kanga breed since his body probably thinks he's older than he actually is?

Apparently people taste very close to veal
Wth is veal?
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The Hooded Trainer on February 22, 2017, 14:39
Its the meat of calves. Its one of those things that reminds me that eating meat is wrong, but also i like burgers and chicken and hotdogs too much so i would never manage at being a vegetarian.
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 22, 2017, 14:52
Its the meat of calves. Its one of those things that reminds me that eating meat is wrong, but also i like burgers and chicken and hotdogs too much so i would never manage at being a vegetarian.

Welcome to my world. I just refuse to eat the baby animals as eating the full grown ones makes me feel less guilty.
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Cody999 on February 22, 2017, 17:05
So i should be writing, but instead im sitting here googling the answers to these questions because dammit, nobody can beat me at procrastination.

How dare you. Procrastination is one of my three major skills along with over complicating things and tripping over. (Seriously I am really good at tripping, it doesn't matter how flat the ground is or what speed I'm moving or if I'm moving at all I could just randomly trip over nothing at any time. The only areas where I don't trip is on rough ground oddly)

Long story short, Kanga was aged mentally and left physically unchanged due to an experiment screw up. I'm wondering, could Kanga breed since his body probably thinks he's older than he actually is?

I don't think so. I don't think mental age can actually affect how the body works internally, so if the body hasn't developed to the required point then it just physically can't do what you want it to. Then again I have little to no experience with biology so I could be wrong.

Are there really 802 pokemon? I mean when Pokemon evolve its not like actual evolution, it happens to most Pokemon during their lifespan and each member of a species will always evolve into the same thing (A Charmander will evolve into a Charmeleon and nothing else) so different evolutionary stages could be considered age or maturity differences and we don't consider kids and adults different species. So should we only count each evolution line once and find out how many actually different Pokemon there are. (I am too lazy to do this myself.)
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on February 22, 2017, 17:20
I don't think so. I don't think mental age can actually affect how the body works internally, so if the body hasn't developed to the required point then it just physically can't do what you want it to. Then again I have little to no experience with biology so I could be wrong.
I thought because the brain is at that age (or at least it thinks it is) it starts producing hormones that an adult male would, then that would cause the body to produce some other stuff that an adult male would (stopping right there! Otherwise this is going to go extremely NSFW)

I'm probably wrong too. Although biology is my best part of science, it's not the best!
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: SirBlaziken on February 27, 2017, 22:09
Has anyone ever been in an empty room?
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: 2OrSomething on February 28, 2017, 16:26
how are Eevees not endangered or something if females are so rare? Do they reproduce asexually or something? And if so, why do you need two Eevees of opposite genders, one female Eevee and a compatible make Pokemon, or an Eevee and a ditto? Why not just stick one in and watch them spread until there's a serious overpopulation problem?
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 28, 2017, 17:29
Where did the Zoroua seen in the opening sequence off BW that shows N living in the forest come from if there were no wild ones in Unova? Every other Pokémon shown in the scene could be found in the wild.
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on February 28, 2017, 18:09
my fanfic
If Mudkip and Nidorina got married, Kangaskhan would be Mudkip's..... mother in law!  :o
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Milsap on February 28, 2017, 20:16
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How do we know that canned pet food tastes like what the label says if the pets can't talk? Do pet food companies hire people to test taste the food? Are they paid a high wage or minimum wage?

Because pet food has to be safe for human consumption in the event of a massive disaster and-or nuclear war.
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on February 28, 2017, 22:54
Where did the Zoroua seen in the opening sequence off BW that shows N living in the forest come from if there were no wild ones in Unova? Every other Pokémon shown in the scene could be found in the wild.

N used the unfinished-trade/dns-spoof gts glitch to gen himself a zorua In Real Life of course (its not Police Illegal to talk about it cos u can't even do it anymore, ds!gts is dead). failing that he gave birth to it himself or something idk


Because pet food has to be safe for human consumption in the event of a massive disaster and-or nuclear war.

you eat dog food for a living?? guess u didn't "winalot" rofl
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on March 01, 2017, 19:08
So when Pokemon came out (1990's) they had the technology to build Porygon?

How?

Having a conversation with a Porygon would probably be something like this:

Spoiler: show
Typlosion: Hi! I need your opinion! Do you think blue looks better or yellow.

Porygon: Opinion? I have no understanding of the word! It is not in my vocabulary!

Typlosion: Just think of and choose blue or yellow!

Porygon: I am only capable of seeing in shades of green! And that is not opinion, that is random choice!

Typlosion: Well, then think of the shades of green the indicates that it is blue or yellow, then choose one, then express that choice as an opinion!

Porygon: Based on the indications, blue is a darker shade of green....


ETC, ETC.....
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Petzbreeder on April 26, 2017, 22:29
Has anyone ever been in an empty room?

It is impossible to be inside of an empty room. Once you're inside it, it isn't empty anymore!
Why didn't this occur to me before?
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on May 15, 2017, 17:37
In generation 1, what would happen if you successfully captured a ghost?

(Of course you'd have to hack the game!)

But would the game crash or glitch or would missingno be created?
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on May 17, 2017, 16:35
In generation 1, what would happen if you successfully captured a ghost?

(Of course you'd have to hack the game!)

But would the game crash or glitch or would missingno be created?

Are you talking about the ghosts before you get the Scope or Gastly and Haunter? Because the latter two are Ghosts and nothing happens then. But if you mean the glitch ghosts then yes, the game will be messed up. You cannot catch the Marowak without hacking. It will always dodge what ever Poké Ball you use.
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on May 17, 2017, 16:53
Are you talking about the ghosts before you get the Scope or Gastly and Haunter? Because the latter two are Ghosts and nothing happens then. But if you mean the glitch ghosts then yes, the game will be messed up. You cannot catch the Marowak without hacking. It will always dodge what ever Poké Ball you use.
I'm referring to these ghosts in pkmn tower before getting the scope.

(http://orig12.deviantart.net/470d/f/2012/302/0/a/ghost___lavender_town_by_painterbits-d5je5dv.png)

I wasn't referring specifically to the Marowak, just any ghost in pkmn tower.

You can't hurt the ghosts because your Pokemon are a bunch of pussies too scared to fight and you can't catch them, because they're so good at dodge ball! But what if you hacked the game so they don't dodge and you have a 100% chance of success? Would the game crash or would it handle it? If so, what would the ghosts stats be like? What (if any) moves would it have?

Also, what would happen if you played the game with no pokemon?

(again, hacking required)

Such as wild encounter, pokemon centers and other things that involve your Pokemon.
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on May 17, 2017, 16:59
 That pic is too scary not to have a spoiler tag and a warning about the spoopiness of the contents
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on May 28, 2017, 18:39
If Mewtwo from the first movie was created from Mew's DNA, then would that make Mewtwo Mew's son?
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Petzbreeder on June 11, 2017, 19:02
When I first started having Star Wars dreams, I often wondered if they were actually dreams or if they were real.

In my Star Wars dreams, I have the ability to telepathically talk to Obi Wan. I often tried it before I fell asleep, on the off-chance that I'd dream about him that night.

I haven't had any Star Wars dreams in a while. Has Obi Wan abandoned me?
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on June 11, 2017, 19:35
Not that it's that weird, but how is Goomy a dragon type?

Beatuifly and Dustox are pretty much the same pokemon. Beatuifly is part flying type and weak to electric. Dustox is a bug/poison flying bug and isn't weak to electric? This is why pokemon need more than two types!

Screw the rules! They did that with Manaphy!
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on June 11, 2017, 22:52
^bud dustox is a moth. have you ever seen a moth?? they /love/ electrical appliances as long as they've got light coming off them. a streetcar named dustox.


if you drink seven yakult in a day do the good bacteria colonise and take over your body


also it's been 700 years since fabliaux as a genre was popular and we're still making jokes about cuckoldry and i say without a hint of sarcasm that if i could resurrect geoffrey chaucer so that he could see the extent of his legacy on the english speaking world i would
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on June 12, 2017, 19:41
In an advert about cat food, a cat is playing with a light, turning it on and off. He says "What is this sorcery? A machine that turns day to night?"

If he knows what a machine is, he wouldn't see sorcery as the awnser!

Also:

"10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck!"

The genie's been in the lamp for OVER 9000!!!! years
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Milsap on June 14, 2017, 12:56
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you eat dog food for a living?? guess u didn't "winalot" rofl

I guess you could say it's in...

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

My pedigree.

Thought of the day: If animals aren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made of food?
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on June 14, 2017, 13:29
Nidoran Female and Nidoqueen have horns on their heads but Nidorina doesn't.

???

(http://www.dltk-kids.com/pokemon/adoptions/nidora33.gif)(http://www.blocked.net/art/30.png)(https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/5/5d/031Nidoqueen.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160906184002&path-prefix=ru)
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on June 14, 2017, 15:52
Nidoran Female and Nidoqueen have horns on their heads but Nidorina doesn't.

???

(http://www.dltk-kids.com/pokemon/adoptions/nidora33.gif)(http://www.blocked.net/art/30.png)(https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/5/5d/031Nidoqueen.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160906184002&path-prefix=ru)

Nidorina does have a horn. Look closely and you'll see bump on the head. It is clearly a different part of the head and seems to be a growth.
Title: Re: Wierd/creepy thoughts you've had
Post by: The name master on June 14, 2017, 16:35
Oh yeah! Now I see it lol

But wouldn't it be better if it was more noticeable and obvious? I literally thought it was just part of it's head (not the horn!) something like Nidoran Female, but slightly longer and thicker? Then the same thing as it evolves into Nidoqueen.