Topic: first world problems

[SirBlaziken]

Addicted to True Friends by Bring Me The Horizon and my friend warned me against overplaying it and ruining it for myself...but I can't stop. Send help.

[The name master]

I captured my first pokemon on pokemon go (Squirtle) but now everytime I choose a name it says it's not available! I'm the name master! You can't do this to me!

[sans the skeleton]

thats your name you need to pick, dude

[The name master]

thats your name you need to pick, dude

I've tried every name I can think of! Everytime it says that name is not available!

[SirBlaziken]

Slow speed of the internet is peeved me off so much that i'm extremely tempted to funnel some of my paycheck every month into high speed internet for the house.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Not being funny here but I've missed an entire week of EastEnders.

[Kerou 犠牲]

My stomach doesn't want me to diet lmao, lucky I am stronger than it for now

oh yeah might be getting moved to another store. Don't really want my RD to banter me off like that but it seems like he's gonna do it

[SirBlaziken]

Got out an hour late last night because of the sheer amount of closing dishes I had to do. Lemme just give a shoutout to the rest of my closing crew last night because they're the only reason I wasn't there past midnight.

[Shaymin]

it's too damn hot

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Trying to cool down the fur children, but Floki insists on scrunching up on her platform, against a window, Odo hides in the plastic, heat-absorbing tunnel, and Rosie is destroying everything cold I out near them.. there's an ice pack up against the bars on their cage as a sort of air con, but they dont want to go near it. Give them frozen food but they're little prissies and wont eat it until it's room temperature, by which time they're kicking up a fuss because they're getting berry on their coats...

[Kerou 犠牲]

shoutout to warehouses with no air conditioning and having to serve customers all day

[The name master]

Stupid parent! Coming in my room to moan at me (as usual!) I'm trying to close the door so I can clear up. Then she's like "are you hiding something?" I replied "no! I'm trying to close the door so I can clear up like you said!"

What I actually meant was "I don't want you in my room, so p*ss off!"

[SirBlaziken]

I think I was on some odd bowling version of Punked last night during my second game. I threw it a lot of the time dead on to pick it up and it would come in at the last second and wiff by maybe a few inches, leaving me with a 104 score that game. To top it all off, I started ranting to my friend, and he had Siri on, who then recorded my entire rant and then my friend took a screenshot.

[Kerou 犠牲]

I think the past week has caught up with me since I had a nap and I've never felt so drained and rough since waking up

[Petzbreeder]

Stupid cold callers.

Indian cold caller: Hello, my name is John, and I'm calling from the Microsoft department. According to our database, you have a virus on your PC and we want to help you get rid of it.

Me: So, basically what you're saying is "Hello, my name is [insert obviously fake name here], and I'm calling from a company that solely exists to steal money from people who we hope are completely oblivious to the fact we're scamming them." Just how stupid do you think I am?

[They hang up]

You should try an approach like that, the next time someone attempts to scam you over the phone.