Rampardos would be a nice bodyguard and a sweet ride. But then there's Zoroark. It could impersonate my worst enemy and frame him for terrible stuff.
That would be great! Oh, but Tropius! I would love to fly one to school every day, plus, I love bananas! Dewott isn't too big, AND it has weapons. That's a plus! Monferno and I are both really energetic, so I bet we would get along well! Smeargle and I both LOVE art, so that's great!
So I have to decide from one of these:
Rampardos
Zoroark
Tropius
Dewott
Monferno
Smeargle
...I CAN'T DECIDE!