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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #525 on: November 03, 2009, 10:14 »
Granted, but the world gets boring without the most hatable group of people in it and everyone commits suicide.

Or something.

I wish I knew Aqua Jet. D:

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #526 on: November 03, 2009, 20:19 »
Granted but you lack experience so it always back fires a you.

I wish I had a lovely waistcoat with fine trimming and imported buttons made from ground up rhinos.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #527 on: November 03, 2009, 20:20 »
Granted, but you have to live in an Egg for nine months to learn it.

SNIPED!!!

Granted, but the Rhinos will be seeking revenge at midnight.

I wish that my life wasn't horrible T.T.T.T.T
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #528 on: November 04, 2009, 00:09 »
Granted but your life ends twice as fast. :ohmy:

I wish I could fall asleep now.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #529 on: November 04, 2009, 00:53 »
Granted, but when you wake up, you can never fall asleep again, so you spend the rest of your life dead-beat.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #530 on: November 05, 2009, 00:20 »
Granted, but one day you're gonna be flying and a lightning bolt will strike you.

I wish I have better imagination.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #531 on: November 05, 2009, 00:22 »
Granted, but it only lasts for 45 minutes, so when you are floating above the atlantic ocean on the way to paris, you fall and drown, and if that wasn't bad enough, you see atlantis, but drown before you can tell anyone.

I really thought that one through. And then I was

SNIPED

Granted, but to make up for your large imagination, you now cannot move or talk, so you cannot share your imagination.

I am cruel.

I wish I was a mail man.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #532 on: November 05, 2009, 00:29 »
Granted, but all the dogs in the world will begin chasing you and attacking you.

I wish I had a non-poisoned box of chocolates.

Thanks, Richard, for the great sig!


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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #533 on: November 05, 2009, 00:33 »
Granted, but you drop them down a well, and go in after them, and get eaten by the well monster.

I wish I was uber pwnage.

Mew is, and always will be, a ninja.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #534 on: November 05, 2009, 00:47 »
Granted, but one day, you are gonna meet someone that's uber fail. So fail that you lose your pwnageness for being around that person.

I wish I had no homework.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #535 on: November 05, 2009, 10:52 »
Granted but now you have exams instead.

I wish I had a pet T-Rex.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #536 on: November 05, 2009, 12:50 »
Granted, but it explodes, killing you.

I wish my friend here was more excited about the lazer tag for mah birthday.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #537 on: November 05, 2009, 15:38 »
Granted, but he gets overexcited and ruins your birthday. ;;

I wish Pokesurfer's birthday didn't get ruined (but I had to corrupt the wish somehow). D':

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #538 on: November 05, 2009, 19:55 »
Granted but you corrupted his wish and your wish makes a paradox to destroy you.

I wish I could afford heating. :(

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #539 on: November 06, 2009, 01:16 »
Granted, but now the weather turns extremely hot and because you already payed for heat, you have no air conditioning.  :ohmy:

I wish that I got to meet Chuck Norris... (again)

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