ok, ever heard the saying 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer?' well, that is what we're going to do.
one person is going to ask either a stupidly easy question (i.e. what is 1+1?) or a increddibly hard question, and you have to A: reply with the silliest answer you can think of and B: ask another question.
heres the first question: what did the first animal taste like?
Taste liek chicken.
What is the true answer to 1+1(hint:it's not 2.)?
it equals SPARTA!
what does LOL stand for?
Eat Chicken Sandwiches.
What do you get when you divide the boss 02 by the boss 0?
its sausage o'clock!
the next sentence is wrong
the last sentence is right
witch one of those is true?
chickens
what is a tv?
A Floating Eye
What's the last thing you threw?
a fit!!1!!!LO!OLO!L
What's the number for 911?
Do you turn into a cat when it storms?
Yes, but you get turned into an ant when you don't answer the above question.
Quote from: Catstorm on February 12, 2011, 20:59What's the number for 911?
Your mother.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Pie
If I die, when will I wake up?
well whenever you set your alarm for i guess
who is this person posting below me??
The person above you.
Why am I posting this?
To ask a stupid question For no reason at all. =P
Is this a stupid question?
If I told you, the world will blow up...
is spaghetti evil, and is it trying to kill me in my sleep??
No i'm trying to kill you AHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
what is Pie????
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609.
What is 0 divided by any number?
3
What is a boo?
A form of praise.
what is wrong with my maths homework i answered___ 2+2=22
Nothing.
If 1=2,does that make 0 divideable?
Sure whatever.
Is a blueberry blue?
No its aquamarine.
what's a question that's stupid enough?
Who are you talking to? Me?
What do I have to do in this topic?
WORSHIP THE PERSON WHO MADE THE POST ABOVE YOU AND BELOW YOU!!!
oh wait, I guess hat would be me. WORSHIP ME!!!!
what time was it during 4:36?
time to play pokemon.
What is this random internet place called, and where am I?
Your in my box...my special box and this place is called...BOX!!!
^ you forgot to ask. that means.....
YOU. ARE. A.
FORGETFUL PERSON wait, no. YOU AREEE! (ROCK MUSIC) A
LOOOOOSEEEERRRR!
YAY!
why did I do that?
you did that because YOU AREEE! (ROCK MUSIC) A
LOOOOOSEEEERRRR!
Why did i not not not not not not not not not not not not do that?
Because you're a copycat.
Why is my Pokemon on fire?
Because it was down in hell before anybody found it and those hell people put a curse on it for being so hot! (P.S. I'm not a cat)
What day will I go to on tomorrow's today?
You.'ll go next week :)
Why is Bianca such a clueless klutz and Cheren a know it all depressing little -ahem-
Because Bianca has no fashion sense and Cheren is all emo in his skinny jeans and his half glasses.
Quote from: Backsauce on March 23, 2011, 22:36
Because Bianca has no fashion sense and Cheren is all emo in his skinny jeans and his half glasses.
Why did I not ask a stupid question?
Because you're not supposed to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Becouse... becouse.... DANCE TIME! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r3yHiGJzi4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r3yHiGJzi4) (http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Science_and_Body/Bones_and_Skulls/dancing_skeletons.gif)
Yeah!
why is chuck norris epic?
Because he is an Epic Fail. :P
How do magnets work?!?!?!?
They're actually miniature black holes in disguise, sucking up only metal.
Who knocked down the Great wall of China in 1864?
Your mom did. :P
Is mayonnaise a fruit?
Only when the black hole tree drops a marmalade banana. Then said banana sceams "DIE POTATO!"Before going on a rampage, killing lots of cows doors.
So, to answer your question, bananas ARE evil.
Waitwut?
Deal or no deal?
Seal.
What am I thinking? I'll give you a hint: It's not kitten.
It's a Dog.
What is your response to this question?
...
Why do you have to put a question mark?
Depends.
Anyone have an AR code for Hidden Power Ice?
Beans are evil. Bad, Bad beans.
3(4x-7f+11)-6x(3t+4W-15)?
Dog's dung.
What do you get when you do your homework?
An election.
Is anyone laughing at the guy clinging to your ceiling?
Oh what, you mean that Spy? No. Nobody takes notice of him anymore.
Hey, what's that on your face?
Hair.
When are you going to jump off the Sydney Harbour Bridge?
2012
Does watching the Back to the Future trilogy make you wanna figure out Tim travel?
No. Tim's already told me he's going to Malta.
Is there a Spy creepin' around here?
Yes. but the real Question is can you find him.
If Tigger is a Tiger then why does he bounce?
Because she saw your FACE.
why no Q?
Because he never knew he had to ask a question.
Can you answer this question?
Eleph-ANT.
Do you like school?
Yes but no.
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
Exactly.
Want a 'Carbonated Low Calorie Mixed Fruit Flavoured Drink With Taurine, Caffeine And Sweeteners'?
Disgusting. Never in eons will I accept it.
Can someone help me with asking a stupid question?
Quote from: mr.taco on June 04, 2011, 23:10
Whenever i looo and see if anybody is on the same page as me occasionally there is a guest or something but . . . Big Brother always is!!! Could anybody tell me why?
ha, ok sorry i should't pic on new people...
^No answer so...
Quote from: Unown Addict on June 06, 2011, 01:38
Disgusting. Never in eons will I accept it.
Can someone help me with asking a stupid question?
Yes; the 65-million-year-old dead DNA can help you.
What's your favourite PKMN?
Steve.
What is love?
When someone's eyes are hearts.
Is this an exclamatory sentence?
I dont know, is it?... why is the moon round?
Because gravity likes circles and spheres. (That's actually true)
Why is Trigonometry such a long word?
Because its not a short word... Why cant pineapples fly?
They're orange and spiky, that's why.
Why are Pringles so tasty?
Because they are made with special hallucinogenic fungus. What would happen if you tied a piece of bread, butter side up onto a cat's back and dropped it from a large height?
It will spin on the ground non-stop until you remove either the toast or the cat. And then whatever you move will say: "I'll be back".
What happens if a fly swallows an old lady?
You have a fly who swallowed an old lady, and might well swallow a cat next.
Why do pink little bunnies go bounce times three plus 1 equals 26?
Because they can Use 3 Yo-Yo's with 1 string.
Why does the word 'awkward' look so awkward?
Because it is the epitomy of awkwardness.
Why is cheese so nommy?
Baby, it was born that way!
If 360 degrees is a circle, what is 720?
A doughnut.
What is the purpose of the universe?
To find the answer to life.
Why does the internet exist?
For Me.
Where art thou Romeo?
In Wales, looking for whales.
Is anyone here squirrelist?
Are you looking for one?I heard that kid other there is.(Points at the Dragon God who came for a visit from ZTV.Gets incinerated...
Again...)
Where is ZTV?
How should i know? I'm the one who...*reveals it behind a curtain* oh. yeah...
Why is Music so awesome?
Because it's not.
How come no question? (no, not talking to you Samurott, THIS is the question that guys have to answer)
Because it is custom that once every 11 years, when the moon is aline with Mars, that questions are forbidden.
Why do emotions taste like bacon?
Because Pigs are Emotion...
Why you so sad?
For the same reason im so serious.
Who is the most intresting man ever?
Me.
If the Impossible is not Possible,is it Possible for the Impossible to be Impossible?
Based off a recent survey... who knows..
How do they get that hole in the middle of a doughnut?
They get someone to eat out the middle. That's how. *nods*
What is pi times pi multiplied by pi to the power of pi?
(Oh, and don't forget to divide that answer by zero)
ok its 01110111 01101111 01100001 01101000 00101110 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111 00100000 01010111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01110011 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01110010 01101001 01111000 00101110 (Binary FTW)
Hey, um, whats your name?
I'm Batman.
Where am I? It appears to be a Greek city with a large pit.
You are in a Turkish city that doesn't have a large pit.
Don't you think Magikarp is the strongest, coolest pokemon ever?
Yeah, especially when he evolves into Gyarados Reshiram.
What's under your bed?
Quote from: The Revengineer on June 15, 2011, 22:04
I'm Batman.
Yay! I thought no-one got that exept for me at my school!
A Creeper.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Say Whaaaaaaaat?
Whaaaaaaaat?
What do you do when you're alone at night?
...NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! :<
Show that 1+1=4
BABAYS!
Complete this sentance. "Do not fear death, FEAR ZE-"?
"PERSON TRAINED SUFFICIENTLY IN THE FIELD OF MEDICINE TO RECIEVE A LICENSE TO PRACTICE MEDICINE AND AS SUCH RECIEVES THE APPROPRIATE TITLE!"
Should I move that gear up?
Yes, it will chop off your arm.
The cows upper part of its Eyeball is known as a....
VunderVaffe!
Why is there no power? Where did all the color go? Who am I talking to
The power went to my best friend's head. I ate all of the color, sorry. You're talking to Katy Perry. (:
Why is today Thursday?
because youre too stupid to be European, BUUUURN
why is kaine (http://mognetcentral.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/kaine01.png) a hermaphrodite
because he enjoys PAINE! *groan*
2012 means...?
Sausages and Beansprouts.
Why do colours smell like porpoise?
Beekaze yoo dond no ow too spel. (*coughcoughPorpoisecoughcough*)
How many PKMN do I own in my Black save file?
What's a pokemon?
Seriously, what's a pokemon?
Pokemon are Pokemon...
Why is the skey blue?
You see, when the sun emits light, most of it gets absorbed by the earth's atmosphere. The only frequency that doesn't is that distinct blue color you see.
=D SCIENCE
Who shot JFK?
Ask the numbers.
(Yay, obscure reference.)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was, in fact, a cleverly disguised penguin?
A PSP.
What do YOU think PSP stands for? (for me, it stands for Pretty Stupid Pig)
Hold on, that's the hardest question in the universe! Could you wait the rest of your life for me to solve it? Please?
Did you know...that the capital of the UK is London?
Nope.People in the UK aren't that stupid to know that London is the capital of Ireland like me.
Scapbidat?
Nabrahismahnaime.
Shanghai?
Should blow itself up with bombs. Yay, racism. Only kidding about the racism. Just acting like Raywilliamjohnson.
Bangkok?
Is a SAUSAGE!
Why are people asking place names instead of propper questions, FOOOL!?
Because you're using Capital Letters.
Why does my face look so cool?
Cause chuck said so.
WTH?
WTF
Infernape is best, right?
Wrong. Gatorade whoops it's ass!!
You have things in your luggage that you shouldn't and Customs pulls you over for it. What do you do?
USE DA VUNDERVAFFE!
Edit: Vhups no Q :P
What is bette, the medic or ME!
who are you
^Is that a 'Q' or an 'A'?
I'm gonna ignore Mr. Mutated Charizard here.
Quote from: RichtoFAN on July 15, 2011, 20:21
USE DA VUNDERVAFFE!
Edit: Vhups no Q :P
What is bette, the medic or ME!
The freakin' 3DS.
What comes outta your ass?
(hint: it starts with 'W' and ends with 'zing')
wzing
what is in the box??? (http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaZuLC8V1O6aixjStNbEInesR1Cun71Jv3Y6XRXhjE-RKr95Hij7GCuEc)
Your Mother.
What's in Your Mother.?
false teeth JK
a big loving heart
how do you figure out the gerth of somthing
By failing school.
How do you mutate a Charizard?
i dont know, maybe punch it the face or something...
why is gold valueble
Because you can't spell 'valuable'.
What does 'UK' stand for?
under-kants
r u cold
Only when it's winter! :D
How are babies made?
when it rains, babies come down with it. not if its snows, though.
Quote from: Lin.k on July 17, 2011, 13:11
when it rains, babies come down with it. not if its snows, though.
You forgot the question so I'll do it.
What is love?
its when two people grab each other
why cant i escape from this wild onix?
Because it's "Onix"-spected! Aaaaw, I just HAD to do that.
Why does Link like the internet so much?
cause he goes online so he figure out how to beat the next boss
somebody just threw me over the rainbow! is that bad?
Yes. You should be throwing yourself over the rainbow. Getting other people to do it is just plain lazy.
If you're sailing down a river in a canoe and the wheel falls off, then how many pancakes fit in a doghouse and why?
um.... 20 because its a small dog house?
Who whants to be a millionaire?
Me.
What is this question?
Quote from: Lin.k™ on July 23, 2011, 14:15
um.... 20 because its a small dog house?
Who whants to be a millionaire?
Actually, it was none because ice cream doesn't have bones in it.
An answer.
If you eat a shoe then why do clouds float?
Because carrots are orange.
Why are carrots orange?
because of the chemical called carotene which gives the carrot the orange colour
also, sometime ago, carrots used to be white and brown and stuff, but then some dutch people decided to make a tribute to some other dutch guy with orange in his name by growing orange carrots... people seemed to be partial to the hue, so it stuck? :D
magnets, how do they work?
really strong sticky notes.
why is my computer black?
Because it isn't red
What actually is a Hiccup?
Hiccups are the result of an involuntary, spasmodic contraction of the diaphragm followed by the closing of the throat.
Hiccups are one of the most common, but thankfully mildest, disorders to which humans are prey. Virtually everyone experiences them at some point, but they rarely last long or require a doctor's care. Occasionally, a bout of hiccups will last longer than two days, earning it the name "persistent hiccups." Very few people will experience intractable hiccups, in which hiccups last longer than one month.
A hiccup involves the coordinated action of the diaphragm and the muscles that close off the windpipe (trachea). The diaphragm is a dome-shaped muscle separating the chest and abdomen, normally responsible for expanding the chest cavity for inhalation. Sensation from the diaphragm travels to the spinal cord through the phrenic nerve and the vagus nerve, which pass through the chest cavity and the neck. Within the spinal cord, nerve fibers from the brain monitor sensory information and adjust the outgoing messages that control contraction. These messages travel along the phrenic nerve.
Irritation of any of the nerves involved in this loop can cause the diaphragm to undergo involuntary contraction, or spasm, pulling air into the lungs. When this occurs, it triggers a reflex in the throat muscles. Less than a tenth of a second afterward, the trachea is closed off, making the characteristic "hic" sound.
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdS8PFb60e03SQuzL3IgcVH3O5_6hvYdV7rJvTzbaiF7FLcgUj0GDWFOXi)
what is the man eating?
(Activate bad french accent) he ate YOUR MOTHER!
Starlight,
Can you give me the fame?
Can you hurl me the game?
no, i cant. im sorry.
do you like waflles?
WELLYAIGISSAHBUYERWASINYERTIMNOUTRANSLATINTHISRUBIS!
What happens when you turn your boombox to double base?
you eat a banana and your house falls down. :'(
do you like pancakes?
please reference section 3.7 of the treat rulebook, for there thou shall find thoust answer.
Do ya like french toast?
^shoot i was gonna say that......
well, i do.
uhm........... do you eat?
Yes, I eat ROFLCopters.
Hey you! Yeah you! Wanna cookie?
if it looks and tastes as it were a blue gummi
how hot is it outside? 92 deegrees F here
it's about 12 or 13 degrees where I live
pepsi max?
yes!!!!!!!!!!
bananas, non?
Non!
Fish or really deep fried onions?
BAH. neither.
are you a crudmonkey
No you are.
How many Pokemon can I have for pets?
as many as you like, but you can only have 6 with you, the rest must go in your PC. ;D
how many pokemon do you WANT for pets?
49000000000000000000000.
How about you?
649+
One+two=?
Th-...... sorry i forgot. lemme think.
Oh right!!!! 3!!!
how many fingers am i holding up????
None 'cuz we can't see 'em.
What starter should I choose?
WURMPLE.
do you like pie?
yes, exept any with meat, vegetable, sugar, or pastry in.
Do you know where the nearest bus stop is?
Smoothie please :D
How do you spell Dinosaur?
EAAAAAAAAAAA-Z.
Miss D, mis i, miss- uhh, DIE!!! *pull out raygun*
What is your strategy for CoD:Bo zombies?
KILL EVERYBODY!!!!!
what is a burp?
When you die.
What is a Yanma Rock?
Your ass
Are stupid questions stupid questions?
Well, to answer that question, we have to know the meaning of stupid. If you think stupid as in ' Lacking intelligence or common sense' Then, a stupid question (S) Would need equal amounts of Intelligence (I) and common sense, (C) Then -1S=I+C. so, being stupid rquires intelligence and common sense.
So no. A stupid question is actually a very smart question.
Have you had a accident at work?
As in WHICH type of "accident"?
2B or not 2B? That is the question (pencil)
I prefer an HB pencil ;D
Is Bob your Uncle?
nope. a great great grandmotherfather.
what the heck is wrong with you??
Many, many things.
Where's the beef?
sorry, inside of me. ::)
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5nfplOsW4B9sqnHFdPZ-33p87ZyGCIDsvxSZeOTyhfA0A0_LJNTRz_cQ) how many fingers am i holding up?
1. 1 finger. Although that 1 finger has 5 hands on. Ah, no, Hah, I see what you were doing there, 4 hands, and a ELBOW!
compleat this sentance.
Miahi, mihahoo miha....
Whatever.
What Hogwarts house are you in? I'm in Gryffindor.
I'M IN THE HORDE!!
WoW and Horde ftw.
Whats that mysterious ticking noise?
Snape, Snape, Severous Snape
The sound of a rather popular Harry Potter fad P:
Why do gigabytes look blue?
Because they're sad.
:(
If my minigun fire $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, how much will it cost to fire it for twelve seconds?
An unknown amount o' cash that I can't calculate for 2 reasons:
1) Just had [size=20]4 HOURS[/size] of Math assignment.
2) I'm in Yr 8/8th grade
Are YOU a Master?
Quote from: The Revengineer on August 04, 2011, 10:42
Because they're sad.
:(
If my minigun fire $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, how much will it cost to fire it for twelve seconds?
$120,000
That wasn't too hard dude. I'm in year 8 too. (Maybe it's 'cause I'm a massive nerd and <3 TF2)
Yes I am a master.
If I were a dinosaur what would my species name be?
Ithinkhismatesaurus.
Yes, yes they did!
(Apologies for the reference and awful pun.)
Approximately speaking, how long would it take for the woodchuck to chuck the maximum amount of wood a woodchuck can, indeed, chuck.
As long as it takes, of course!
Who did you like better, OranBerrySandvich or Revengineer? I like OBS better.
OranBerrySanvich, it has SOMETHING to do with pokemon(not that i do either)
how many seashells are there by the seashore?
Depends on how many shells she sells.
Roughly 13.7 billion years ago an accident called 'the Big Bang' happened. If the beginning of the universe was an accident, what does that make you?
Pointless.
Is the meaning of life really just more hats?
No, the meaning of life is living.
Who stole the Queen of Hearts tarts?
him.(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYEyHPR198BAZsXzpDuL7LC5lBBTHOX9Z-NAHOLTiQBztRKqLs8IC2NYA)
since my printer works, does my cousin have a mustache?
Yes, you printed one out and stuck it to his upper lip.
Do you like waffles?
To work this out, we need to use my patented "Waffle Formula." If we imagine "w" represents the waffle and how much one enjoys it, "e" as how much we COULD enjoy it, and "t" as the tastiness of the waffle, the approximate value of enjoyment can be worked out using this simple formula:
w = te
However, we must incorporate any flavourings that may be added, or any other flavour modifiers. If it changes the flavour of the waffle drastically, to the point where one cannot/can only barely taste the original waffle, use "m" (modifier). If the waffle can still be tasted, use "f" (flavouring). If the taste is bad, use an appropriate negative number. If it's good, use an appropriate positive number. Taking this into account, the formula can look like this:
w = te
This:
w = te + f
This:
w = tem
Or this:
w = tem + f
If the result exceeds 0, then the waffle is liked, the level depending on how high the number is. If it is a negative, then the waffle is disliked, the level depending on how low the number is. Using this formula, I calculated that I do indeed, like waffles.
Will I always be ronery?
uh, sure.
if i hate verizon, are TVs non-twertuirthersless?
Well durr they are.
And what is the answer to the "Peach Theory"
The peach is not a peach if you take the flavor out of the peack and put it in a food.
And the food doesn't ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY taste like a peach.
It isn't the TRUE PURE peach taste and obviously the peach still won't taste like the peach was before because you took this peach flavor out.
And then and then and then the peach won't taste like anything but BLAND fruit I say, BLAND!
But still, it doesn't taste like anything.
So how can you make this food taste like like like the true peach?
I've been trying to find this out for many years... nights of sleepless sleep.
And Dr.Conwell still keeps making me confused.
That is the maker of the Peach Theory.
by putting SUGAR IN IT!!!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
If Revengineers patented 'Waffle Formula' doesnt work,how do i know if i like waffles our
By eating one.
If your Luxray started growing Jirachi's wish tags, what would you do?
id write on them. duh.
What is wrong with Timn The Milkman?
He doesn't we'll milk.
What colour is the green grass?
RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
why arent boxers really just boxes?
Too brown.
Whats that coming over the hill?
oh my god its you everyone run inside mad german dude on the lose
is it a bad thing?
Murder is a bad thing
HILARIOUSLY BAD!
:D
Whos a dwarf and digging a hole?
diggy diggy hole, im digging a hole
Quote from: RichtoFAN on August 17, 2011, 20:31
diggy diggy hole, im digging a hole
xD
its a.... idk
if heads have lungs, why is my foot on my head!
ARGHHHHHH! [/headslposion]
Oh, thats cos you have dancer.
not Cancer. Dancer.
there is one they fear. Who?
(skyrefrence FTW)
I HAVE NO IDEA!
Meet the Medic reference, brah.
Should I be awake for this?
nope. so i will put you to sleep with my.................................................... MAGIC SLEEPING POTION!!!!(its copyrighted)
WHY?!?!
Will Magikarp beat Pikachu?
Quote from: pokemongeek on August 24, 2011, 13:42
Will Magikarp beat Pikachu?
um. youre supposed to answer my question and then post another question. so, back to...
Quote from: The Royal Banana on August 19, 2011, 22:01
WHY?!?!
Because.
Does Arbok evolve into Seviper?
Only if you're high....
What color is the Red Gyrados?
Watch the topic!
Is it true?
Purple.
Whos played moon yet?
(I nearly had, but my cousin came over while I was on the loading screen. D: )
Neil Armstrong.
Are you sure this will work?!
I HAVE NO IDEA!
nope.avi
DED.
Who will POOTIS penser here?
"Erectin' a-"
"I think not."
*Stabbed*
Where's Archimedes?
Under the stairs.
Finders Keepers or Losers Weepers?
Drivers beepers.
So, when's the apocalypse?
in your PANTS!!!!
9+7+7885+75643+89376897+4657053276+65436577587687-89567-275=???
Pink Donphan!!!!
Is Natalie Portman's baby boy the Antichrist?
no, but hes the anti chocolate :'(
why dont I like WoW anymore?
Because you killed of all the female elves :3
Did you eat my cookie?
no, but he did.
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1212047819317&id=4adeda1a5b8ca4086c6763e47979f089&url=http%3a%2f%2fs2.hubimg.com%2fu%2f1034621_f520.jpg)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Depends if you're a Munchlax or not.
Black or Platinum?
Pink!
Will Magikarp beat Pikachu?
NO.
2B or not 2B? (pencil joke)
2B (i don't get it :'( )
Why did my pencil break?
Because it was used by the President of Amanda Knox.
Why does my TV hate SOAP Operas?
^Because it would short-circuit?
Why are Sprite shops everyone's favourites?
Because everyone hates them.
Why are gloves trees?
Because they're green-black eggs.
XD or Colosseum?
Meow!
Can I play?
Woof!
Fill the blank: 'Let's Play ______'
PIE!
Ghost or Dog?
Neither, ghost-dog!
If the world is a 3D circle what shape is it?
Giant Jigglypuff!
What's Brock's name?
Boroque Monsieur.
What is Ash hiding?
Scissors!
Can I run with scissors?
Only if I can.
If a pig is flying on Pink Floyd's album Animals, does tht mean I can too?
Candle.
Is my computer a PC?
If you mean Public Cavalry, yes it is.
Who's better: Joeno or Typhlosion?
My Aunt Flo
Is the answer to the next question my mom?
Your mother i-- .. hold on a minute..
I slapped a chair. What should I do next to make it speak to me?
No eat it
If clouds are water what is fire
Something you find in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
What do I do if I give someone lemons, but he gets his engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns my house down?
Eat ice cream
What's 2 tree's cubed?
Diet Pepsi™!
Whats KGC?
Kokiri grilled Cucco(actually that wasn't too stupid an answer...damn)
What is the lawn mowers worst nightmare besides fire breathing hoses?
The spirits of Kokiri Grilled Cuccos.
What does WWII stand for?
Wiggly Weedle Is Insured
Can we do it?
[lol i love this game]
Who cares I got pie
Where does meat come from in pokemon XD
^ XD being the smiley or the actual game?
^Being answer & question.
XD Being a smiley, sorry for the confusion
Milktank knows the move milk drink, is it drinking from it's own utter?
Yes. It is a COW! (seriously, look at it. It is female [only kidding] AND it's based on one)
What would you call a female Slowpoke that is level 37?
Slowpoke!!!!
What is Pikachu's name in Japanese?
Derpy Hooves
Why is Jirachi a crappy pokemon?
Because Steel sucks. I mean, only SE against 2 types?!? Come on!!!
What is Pikachu doing in SSBB?
Thinking!
Why is Donkey Kong an ape?
So he can go bananas.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yawn.
...
Yawn?
Zzzz snore zzz snorlax zzz pie...CAKE
Why is the cake a lie? D:
Because Rawk Hawk sent it to you while in the Glitz Pit, Mario Gonzales.
Y u no ask question?
And why do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was?
Because to cook them is my real test, to eat them is my cause.
Why is the sky blue?
We were going to paint it red, but nobody was willing to bleed to death.
Why so serious?
because there's a gun pointed at my head
what is a cat-o-nine-tails?
It's like a cat-o-lantern, just the cat's image is inked onto a Ninetales's fur.
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Rather the cake then the pie XD
A wild Shiny Charizad appears...you have no pokemon....Fight Bag Run?
CYRUS threw one CUSTARD PIE! CHARIZARD was pied! CHARIZARD flew to MT. MOON!
What happens when something happens when something happens when something happens when something happens?
Absolutely nothing at all!
Who was phone?
I
7 8 9?
Ew, no. 9 is disgusting.
What is the cake?
OECAKE!
...?
...!
...Can I LOL?
Pikachu!
What's a fax machine called?
A Faux Machine!
Can Pikachu hold balloons AND a surfboard at the same time?
Not uless he is holding a DS too.
Why did it snow in October?
because christmas town tried to do halloween town's job this year
what is my dog looking at?
Your Awesome sig!
Why is The Potter Puppet Pals so funny!
Puppets can be as naughty as they want and NEVER get arrested!
Is it November?
No. Its Octobuary.
Man Up and Modern Family?
Because I'm Thirsty Gawd ><
I have a flamethrower, and there is a tree in my front yard i don't like, should I burn it?
No, because that's CRUELTY TO COWS.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Chuck Norris!!!!!
What's a doughnut?
Your mom.
Why is it so CCCCCOOOOOLLLLLDDDD????????????????????
You're in a freezer, silly!!!!
Can Chuck Norris die?
Sure he can, but only I can do it.
Can a chicken cross a road?
TO SAFE THE WORLD! :o
Do carebears care to, man?
Not if they are drunk!
What's a donut?
A eyeball that you eat! :laugh:
Dot chefs eat banannas?
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is Miss Piggy?
A sausage link!
Do rainbow unicorns eat butterflys? ;D
No, they eat butterflies.
(http://www.youthink.com/images/2010/08/09/youthinkdotcom_2892203_231678.jpg)
WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING MY SALAD?
I am punching your salad!
Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers... how many peppers did Petter Piper pick!
100, then he swelled up to the size of a whale because he forgot he was allergic to pickled pepper!
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
I am punching your christmas tree!
Who like chicken fried chicken?
Not the chicken!
Os it snowing?
Yes... Yes it is...
Do Shetland Ponys eat candy?
And they then they choke AHAHAHA!!!! XD
Why do whales swim...?
They don't, they fly
WHY DOES MY SHOULDER HURT? argh
Because it decided to.
Why are norway and Iceland always sitting on whales!? Is everything I know in this world WRONG!? Nooooooooooo!
Because they want to.
Why do I feel like swearing at my mom?
Because your Mother sweared at you! *gasps*
Why is the pen on my desk filled with red ink...?
Because [insert long explanation here]
Why is it impossible!??!
Because its not!
Why is the sky green?
Because the world is a fish bowl! and the owners hasn't cleaned it for awhile... XD
Happy Lama Or Sad Lama?
Llama.
What's a termintioninging decimiml?
Well I think you spelt that wrong so it must be a blue vase.
Why is my avater so freakin' cute!?
Because I made it of course :3
Y U NO GIVE ME CREDIT FR ME WORK
because you are needy!
Why can't I get a Jigglypuff?
Because they run from people like... you! Kidding, kidding!
Why do I not put any credit in my Profile for IvanWolf???
Because you are secretly twins with no memories of each other.
Why did I take an arrow to the knee?
Because the arrow likes your knee.
Why does fish oil smell so good?
Because you're a fish!
Where is the Great Wall of China located?
somewhere in Finland!
1+1-2=?
streftxrghdfghfgxdfsxtrxegfdfdhtrghdetrhxefhxdghexdtrh!
Who is in my house?
(http://everyboty.net/shared/emotipix/confused/fighter%20jet-airplane-idk%20lol-i%20dunno-I%20don't%20kno.png)
What's the best way to protect against [pokemonname] fanatics?
Become one.
How do lightbulbs work?
Light
Are the Four Apocalyptic Horsemen among us now?
yes
NOW THEY SHALL RISE
AND KILL THINGS!!!
where is my toe?!
TOE-ronto!
Is Courtney Cox Arquette Death?
Errr... No? IDK.
Is a 50/100 in an exam a fail or a pass?
HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can Magikarp swim?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Because chuck norris said there should be one
How long is a peice of string?
A few miles.
What's the first letter of the alphabet?
Cheese
What is god?
A Cross between a Narwhal amd a Cat.
What does a Baby elephant look like if it is born into a bowl of Raspberry Ripple, with extra Raspberry?
A cake
What is the worst film in the universe
YOUR FACE.
Does Chuck Norris own an extra fist in his Beard?
Duh, family said it was true, so that makes it true.
What is the word?(please note there is only one possible answer to this one)
Occurred? Just messing with ya, it's Bird.
Why?
Cos god(A Cross between a Narwhal amd a Cat) and the devil and Buddha decided it would be so.
Who killed me?
All 3 of your Ex wives.
What is a TV remote?
A space ship
What question should I ask?
Preferably a question.
What was the original name of hit band: 'The Rolling Stones'?
The tools
Where can I buy a second hand, second hand, second hand shop
at A CHINA TEMPLE :P
where will aliens invade with power rangers?
Inside their heads where they will expand in size and make the Rangers' head explode quite violently!
Why doesn't P!nk dye herself pink?
Because this is not a proper answer for my question, which is why pigeons do no evolve into foxes using a rolling stone.
Because that would be too simple.
Why is the sky blue?
It's to do with light scatterings and how there are many small blue wavelengths which cause it to be seen by our eyes as blue. Ofc though that's only the human perception of it to be blue, for all we know it may not be blue at all...
How did we become who we are?
Wizard did it!
Is destiny predetermined or is it random?
Mega-Banette says it is binding ;3
Why are we still discussing about Todomochi Life and not OR/AS? Or even ShinyBlziken's status of mind.
Because that sort of topic is beyond your mental capacity.
Why aren't we discussing Scout's state of mind?
Because the first rule of Scout's state of mind is "don't talk about Scout's state of mind."
Why am I not married to a Swiss violin player?
Because you are more worthy for the Epic Sax Guy.
Why did ShinyBlaziken state that those topics were beyond my state of mind, if I have evidence that supports I am actually beyond those topics and thus I have no need to discuss them with rants?
because you dont.
why am i posting on some dumb forums games thread when i should be working for an exam tomorrow?
Because I have evidence that the exam will be a piece of cake.
(http://i.imgur.com/qx8wtt3.jpg)
See?
Why must you defeat Sheng Long?
Because you already beat Long Sheng. Duh.
Quote from: Delicious_Scout on May 12, 2014, 16:39
Because I have evidence that the exam will be a piece of cake.
(http://i.imgur.com/qx8wtt3.jpg)
Seems legit?
When I'm 18, can I watch an 18 film?