Here goes. I start with a sentence. You continue the story. The next person continues from you. Anything is possible in this story.
The man went to the shops.
But while he walked, Ash flew out from behind a wall!
Only to find that he'd loaded his gun with his cash, firing money at Ash.
Suddenly, Ash did 18 backflips to get out of the way, And doing so, banged his head on a shop window.
This smashed the window, letting the man steal things from the shop.
However, Jesus showed him the way forward and instead of stealing the man went on a righteous path of justice.
He then saw a man robbing a bank. He knew this was the wrong thing to do (by Jesus' Education), so he decided to pick up a car and threw it at the robber. It was a great success. Until....
The robber got up, lost his memory, and was now good.
The man and the Ex-Robber became friends and sarted walking down the street. Only to find a Giant Half-Chicken Half-Squirrel. Uh oh
It exploded, leaving meat all over, covering the two men and a random old lady.
The random old lady was not happy with this, and she blamed it on the men! She pulled an AK47 outta her bag, and Started shooting at the men. Blimey.
She then turned into the devil. Jesus, who'd been stalking the men saw her.
But the devil was in a new dress; a series of beats and guitars crashed out as My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy began to play.
Jesus began dancing to the music. All the humans slowly backed off.
Then some angels fell from the sky and stood staring fiercely at Jesus
They all burst out laughing and joined in. This wound the devil up big stlye and he started to melt.
Then trick tester popped out ^^
Who was carrying 2 Bidoofs, both of which were zombies.
They ate everything in their path, including 4 cars and a house. Uh oh. Then they went for the men :ohmy:
Then a nuke dropped on them all and they all died.
THE END.
...Just kiddin.
You ruined it.
It turns out that the nuke was plastic and landed directly on the Bidoofs. The Problem was gone, so the men carried on walking
And fell into a giant pit. On their way down they saw 7 zombies, 3 Headcrabs and a Creeper.
Who were actually kids dressed in costumes for Halloween.
Then the devil used its powers to turn the kids into their costumes. (meaning, now there really were 7 zombies, 3 Headcrabs and a Creeper)
But Jesus fought back and turned them into kids again. Then the devil left and the kids ran away.
But then the Super Devil came flying in on his motorcycle and ran over Ash
Ash's Pikachu tried to fight back but its eyes burned.
Luckily, There was a rainstorm which dryed pikachu's eyes and cut out the ignition on the super devil's bike, making him fall into a pond in somebody's back yard. But it wasn't just somebody. Oh no, It was ......
It was no one. He fell into a pond in the backyard of an abandoned haunted house and then the sun set. Ghosts sprang our and obeyed the super devil and took over the land. However, this was interrupted when...
The Super Devil's Mom called his cell phone. She said he had to go in because it was too dark so his reign of terror was over. The ghosts all went down to the pub and the blokes went home for a beer. Then somebody knoched on the appartment door...
Then the apartment door got mad and appeared with haunted, pitch-black eyes and a monstrous mouth. The door ate the one who knocked on the door and dislodged itself from the wall and marched outside.
It walked and walked until it found itself in the middle of a forest. Then, suddenly there was a spark. The spark turned into a flame and the flame turned into the Devil.
I took out my little cheese knife and...
BOOM! They all died.
"Well that was a disappointing ending" he said, putting down the book, "why did they all blow up for no reason?"
The man stood up...
The man screamed! He took a cheese knife out of his pocket and BOOM! Everyone died. Or did they? Oh no! They all turned into zombies!...
They all burned when the sun came up. The sun sneezed and flames spewed out of its mouth and scorched the Earth...
Which ran around our Solar System shouting "MY FLESH! IT BURNS!" This made the seasons change really quickly so people got annoyed and left for a biodome on Mars...
Evil alien plants inside the biodome ate the people and ventured further into the universe and landed on a peculiar planet...
The peculiar planet was a odd purple colour with an orange sky... The aliens thought they were awful colours and became enraged at the residents of the planet
But purple is a awesome colour,and that is a law of physic,so they all died.
Meanwhile, back on Earth, a bear performed a pirouette.
A hunter sneaked up behind the bear and...
Started dancing like a clown for the bears entertainment, the bear then...
Hugged the hunter. The relationship between the two soon blossomed and a year later, they got married at...
the bottom of a deep lake. Then they realized they couldn't breath and they died. Then, a fisherman caught something on his hook and reeled it in...
Only to find a talking sandwich. The sandwich pulled out a...
bin of mayonnaise, and smeared it on itself and then jumped into the fisherman's mouth, hoping to be eaten. Suddenly, the fisherman began to choke...
on his own tongue. I the excitement he'd confused the sandwich with his tongue. The fisherman fell into the lake, where a siberian tiger...
Said "Hello, you drown?" Thy fisherman fell further down and then...
got sucked into a portal that led to another world. The fisherman was stranded and...
... soon saw a sphere floating around screaming 'SSSSPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE'
The fisherman picked up the sphere, storing it in his inventory. He then decided to...
blow up because he was in space and that meant pressure and stuff didnt work properly. His guts and insides went flying everywhere and his still beating heart landed on...
a secret switch. The switch activated the portal back to the regular world. However, the world was...
Ruled by a demonic ice cream cone and everyone wore silly hats saying 'I <3 the Scoop'. The beating heart hit the ice cream cone and angered it. It then...
melted. It melted into...
dust. (don't ask) My friend Jim coughed on the dust, which made him...
Burst into song, singing Friday by Rebecca Black. His bad rendition caused...
Five explosions. The explosions caused a temporal hole and the Doctor stepped out. He said...
'Sup brotha. Wanna dance to 'dis sick music bruv?'
Admiral Ackbar heard this, and replied with '...
A scream. He screamed because someone kicked him out of the story. The person suddenly ran away and...
BOOM!
We all died again.
But thankfully, it was all a dream. A cat woke up to find...
A ball of yarn, a kitty toy, a defenseless mouse, a litter box, a feeding bowl, and a kind owner. The cat knocked down all the items and bumped into the owner as it chased the mouse. The mouse scurried away and...
Only to end up getting it's tail caught in a door.
Then Jonah the puppy appreared and...
Ate the cat and killed the mouse and then threw up the cat and then ate it again and then threw it up again and...
Created 5 separate time paradoxes. A time ninja then used the hourglass of power to...
Find the master of doom which caused a huge monster to appear and...
Begin reading The Da Vinci Code. After 30 years the monster reads the cliffhanger ending and begins to cry...
A cloud begins to cry with him. And it rains and rains...
... Until it starts flooding the are beneath it, which is thankfully nearby an ocean. The ocean, however...
... Was actually made of liquidised francium, which goes BOOM when exposed to water, but the problem was...
That there was a giant umbrella covering the ocean. A seagull flew by and...
The sun pooed on the seagull's head. The seagull suddenly began singing Thriller by Michael Jackson. It brutally murdered the sun and excreted a chocolate sandwich, which turned into...
Captain Chocowich, who goes around doing nothing in particular, until one day he...
Fell into the ocean and got all soggy. Seagulls pecked at his soggy remains, but then the seagulls...
Transformed into Jesus from earlier on in the topic! At random, he pulled out an RPG and aimed it at a skyscraper. Chuck norris then came and asked him: 'Dude, What're you doing!'. Jesus then replied....
"OBASHARNGL," then blew up. A Zaphyra Max appeares and it farts like a...
rhinoceros. The stink floats away into the air and...
transforms into Jesus! Now there are two jesus' so the have a duel, and....
Due to the fact* there never was a jesus, they turned into black holes. The black holes lead to...
*This statement was never intended to be factual*
Sucking the earth into into them which leads them into another Dimension. But this Dimention is much cooler because...
There are awesome faces on everything. Determined to get to the bottom of it, the rhino...
Charged into a wall and died from the impact.
Chuck Norris came and then he...
Divided by zero. What happened wasn't a...
Cheesecake, because it was in fact a pie shaped like a dead rhinoceros, but this caused...
A catastrophe which eventually led to the destruction of Quatar. But then...
... Because Gus spelt 'Qatar' wrong, nothing happened. Chuck norriswondered over to the dead rhino and wondered...
What is the square root of 64? Since even the mighty Chuck Norris couldn't work this out, he took out his calculator, and...
tried to figure out the equation. But the calculator exploded because...
Because NOTHING knows the square root of 64. Chuck Norris went back to his limo, picked it up and...
suddenly was rammed over by a black limo. Someone stepped out of the limo...
...(Michael Jackson) stepped out of the Limo and performed Thriller, but there was a problem because...
the audience liked "Smooth Criminal" better. They rose up and chased after Michael Jackson as an angry mob...
Then, he stopped and Started singing Black or White and Changed Colour from White to Black and then to White and then Gradually turned grey and died again. So the mob decided to track down Justin Bieber Instead.
Justin Bieber then arrested Eagle Eye 101 le anglais patrat
for his meanness to Michael Jackson
Eagle Eye 101 then decided he would fight back. He escaped from his cell and beat up all the guards, it was going so well but then he ran into Justin again. Both of them pulled out a pistol and shot.... But Justin was the one who fell. Eagle fled the area and wasn't seen again. Then, he was tracked down by the police 3 weeks later and was found hiding out in Texas, in a rundown old saloon...
Which seemingly, was haunted and the spirits (Ghosts, not alcohol though it would be relevant to =p) didn't take to kindly to Eagle barging in on them and scared him away. Only to be met by...
The BIEBERNATOR. With a new robotic laser eye, he started to shoot rays at Eagle, he did flips out of the way, but then, Eagle got hit. He lay there with the BIEBERNATOR Approaching. He looked to the side and saw a pistol, but realised that the BIEBERNATOR was invincible. So wounded, he dragged himself over to the water tap and threw it all over the BIEBERNATOR. He Exploded but Eagle was still wounded, so he needed help....
Meanwhile, I met my mum and gave her a cup of coffee for her breakfast
- Thing is, though, I completely forgot that she is allergic to coffee mugs! So, before she could put the deathly mug of evil to her lips...
Captain Falcon PAWNCHED it out of her hands in the way the Captain Falcon does. This only had the effect of...
spilling coffee all over her apron. She yelled and literally kicked Captain Falcon out of the house. Captain Falcon then...
Got filled with needles by my mum, who'd turned into Sheik. Sheik used her chain to...
tie a nearby pedestrian to a tree. The person then said...
The lyrics to Buzzin' by Mann and 50 Cent in an incredibly dull monotone. He then proceeded to have a rap battle with Eminem, who...
Decided he didn't want to rap and wanted to do Ballet, so he left. Then, the other guy...
...took out the gun he was holding in his pocket and shot himself.
But as soon as the cold lead chunk flew into his warm, beating heart...
Another bullet was fired at an intense speed, knocking the other bullet off its path. The person that fired this bullet was...
... also taking a bath in the Horned King's gauntlet. His name was Sam, but everyone else referred to him as...
Poobag, for a bag full of excrete he carried round with him, but this was only because...
He wanted to see what Poo's capabilities were, but this...
was stupid, he suddenly realised, so he threw the bag in a nearby river. But the river dragged the bag upstream, directly to the...
game. that wound up grazing the jaw of
A large angry Yoshi, which then threw the bag and it hit..
An airplane that was flying right above. The poo splattered out on the airplane's windshield and...
From it grew Mount Kilimanjaro, who decided to use this free airline ticket to go on vacation, and travel to...
The amazing world of Gumball, where it splattered on Gumball who...
spontaneously combusted, due to an allergic reaction to poo.
Sudddenly a wild Pidgey...........
...exploded on a dude's face. He then...
Danced around like a crazy person on Gumball's corpse, which...
Caused a Rainbow explosion which...
Killed you all for writing short lines. But someone survived the explosion:
:o
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He sprinted away, but remembered that he couldn't because in the explosion he lost his...
...ability to breathe. So, gasping for air, he collapsed to the cold ground.
Before he died, he saw...
A magical drop of water that would save his life if he fell instead near its place. The drop of water began to...
morph into a large orange...... thing..... that grabbed him, tore one of his legs off and began to.........
Juggle the two legs and the torso for the spectators gethering to watch the event, meanwhile a small pink rabiit hopped warily into...............
McDonald's and was killed and put into a burger that was made with "beef". Then a customer ate it and
developed a craving for glass. But then he thought everything was made of glass. So he went on a cannibal rampage and as the town was burning and filled with screams, the customer...
then melted into lava, suddenly a bird flew by a stop sign and...
turned, swooped down, and pulled the stop sign out of the ground, snatched it, and flew off. But as the dirt was raining off the patch of grass that the stop sign was pulled off with, a UFO hovered in and...
Draghost999 came out of it and used a home run bat and started beating bowser to bits while...
Ganondorf was using his lunging grasp-and-choke attack in the air past the end of the battle platform, doing that to Lucas and taking him down off the screen in a suicide kill. But then Draghost999 got shot by Bowser's dark cannon and turned into a trophy. But then Ganondorf activated the ShinyBlaziken2000 Assist Trophy and ShinyBlaziken2000 came out and...
Shot flames everywhere and flare blitzed bowser, while lucario
Ate a donut in his comfy, air-conditioned apartment. But the donut...
had a hidden Swampert inside of it! The Swampert then grew back to normal size and wrecked the Blaziken and Lucario with an earthquake, but then.....
the donut crumbs turned into spiders and bit Swampert's heels, so Swampert dropped..
his glasses, which than broke. These were brand new glasses, causing Swampert to be enraged to an unbelievable level. He then proceeded to....
Throw a tantrum in the middle of the street, and he got run over by a...
Big fat snorlasaur that liked carrots up the...
Saurus because he didn't know any synonyms for........
fire, so he jumped into the air an flattened....
A pathetic O0 that loved to.....
troll on the forums especially on the....
Forum games like " how far in until the admins show up" and he went by the name of ShinyInfernape........
Suddenly, Draghost runs in and tapes BronySpriter's mouth for no reason. Then a plastic soda cup comes out of nowhere and hits Draghost on the head. Draghost choke-slams the cup's lid off. Draghost slurps the cup's Sprite-flavored brains. The cup breaks free, angry and dizzy, and shoots its straw at...
my head which I throw away and proceed to eat my Oreo Blizzard while my shiny glaceon named Eve....
Untapes my mouth so I may eat ShinyBlaziken2000 whole.....
(Wait, what mouth?)
Which tasted like CHICKEN NUGGET WING SAUCE! Making a Tauros run into...
Draghost. Draghost falls over and kicks the tauros away. But in midair, the tauros turns into a :police: that arrests Draghost for.....
pooping his diaper,which godzilla...
Did all the time, but never.....
Ate burritos.Because he thought they...
were for girls. But then his nappy started to........
Transform into king kong, then they had an epic battle in which.............
King Kong would launch streams of......
balloons which Godzilla was immune to while launching balls of.......
rice into space with rockets....
made with chinese plastic which.....
burnt up causing a toxic gas to be released into.....
Hitmonchu's ears which made him......
Scream bloody murder into king kong's face.....
and killed a rare species of bird in the desert....
while it was having a dinner of tea and Suicunes....
poop which tasted like
the flesh of an old moldy Blaziken. Bronyspriter then turned into a......
... bottle of concentrated squash, only to be...
Thrown into space, but thus caused a paradox to form. Unfortunately, this then meant that other dimensions began to form. Palkia appeared and attacked earth with a Hydro Pump. However, Goku used a final flash to distract Palkia into looking at him. However, Dialga then pulled Palkia back in time. However...
they were both then trapped in a cosmic statis....
tics website that gobbled legendaries like they were......
popcorn, which was popped by
a yellow lobster that ate......
pizza, which consisted of
cubicle workers roasted over a nice bed of......
rosemary, with was the spice of choice for
retress picked out to give to Pineco.....
who regifted it to an infernape who
loved to troll on the forums and went by the name of.......
ShinyInderpape2000, he got ran over by a...
person who was awesome by the name of ShinyBlaziken2000 who loved to
pretend that he had wings that worked exactly like.......
angel's wings so he could airstrike....
A ;D with an unfortunate history of drinking and..........
hating pizza, which got him banned from a movie theater in Utah....
When he threw a mushroom and veggie pizza on the floor.
Said pizza exploded, starting a wildfire that killed off 30% of all grass types.....
which made the fire types burn down the world.
But a :police: on a space station survived when he was drinking......
skim milk while eating spaghetti and....
axel grease. The earth's spectacular explosion was......
video taped and put on YouTube, and geot 1 less hit than....
a new Harlem Shake video about Yoshi and Ganon.....
as well as ike and lucario, but it pale in comparison to
a video of a 15 year old girl singing "We Can't Stop" while doing Gangnam Style with a >:D........
She ordered the onion rings, took a bite and....
Barfed Wario, who farted barf, which barfed fart, which farted barf that...
made fun of Draghost for his immature humor.....
then killed him with a chain saw, then went on a rampage through town, destroying....
all flea markets painted like........
infernapes, which caused Richard and Blaziken and I to laugh....
out loud at Infernapes tendency to.......
get bombed with pizza missiles, which caused....
him to be grounded for.......
not being awesome, which made me laugh evilly....
while the :police: in the space capsule made a dubstep remix of the earth........
that failed miserably, but instead turn into...
...a Pikachu,which then shocked...