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It's alright, I guess.
He paid me to say it was good.
What is this site? He just bundled me into a sack and threatened to punch my lights out if I didn't provide positive feedback on his new product...
So! Participate now, before the police arrest me for bribery and blackmail!
(Er-hem. Basically, just sell a largely useless, entirely fictional product.)
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Quote from: Samurott | Reuniclus XL on June 15, 2011, 18:19
New and Improved:
The CharlesInator!
Turns anyone into Charles!
Free for 1 Hour only! Hurry while stocks last!
I.. I would actually buy that xD (It's free P: )
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you!
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*had too much fun*
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Hello kind sir, would you like a O0?
Hello sir would you like to buy a...Block of wood in a Can?
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Hello kind sir, would you like some
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Hello sir how would you like to buy a...
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With it you could:
Live in it
sell it to a giant who likes purple
win a shin kicking contest
for the low price of your soul, order now!
I'd buy it.
anyway,
Hi, would you like
1 second of pure silence?
It's practically free*!
*1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars
Don't read the fine print.
Just trust me.
It says nothing.
Really.
How would you like to buy a book of snappy comebacks?
only for the price of one baby!
Would you like a wooden Hitmonchu?
Call now to order
Must be 1000000 years of age or older to order
Would you like to buy an Asian turkeysaur? You know you do! It's the low, low price of £1,000,000, with free shipping to the UK, and £7.50 shipping world wide (except U.S. which is £500 shipping to make up for the extortion we pay :tongue2:)
how would you like to buy a snail, but not just a snail a turtlesnail?
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Wanna buy something more than a corndog?
Then try the new-and-improved
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How would you like to buy a NuclearDeath Puppy?
Amaze your friends
Destroy the earth
Power New York City
Get actual nuclear waste
These are just a few of the things you can do with your nuclear death puppy!
Yours for the price of $3,000,000 and one puppy.
Ask about free shipping!
Airs essential. You agree there? Why not buy extra air? Extra air = extra life! It's the fountain of eternal youth!
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*limited time offer, offer ends 10 minutes ago, regular price £1000000000
Hello you want to buy a duck? But not just any duck, a duck that MOOs!
only one million rupees! order now
You may like chickens; who doesn't? But why not try something new? Why not try the Jackal headed chickens? Only £1999.99/g
Hello, good sir.
Would you care to buy some
Hats for your pancakes?
They make any pancake look gentlemanly
Order now for only 440£
Shut up and take my money!
How would like to buy:
A Taco flavored Glowstick?
only $100 each, call now!
(They actually sound quite cool)
You like Crocodiles? You like Quesadillas? Try a Quesadile! The worlds first mix betwixt Animal and food!
That idea really BITES
You should buy a :ph34r:
only :sleep: dollars and >:D cents
You'd love a :-X!
Do you want to buy a vowel?
Only $250
No,I'd like to solve the puzzle: Pikachu thinks u sux!
Kind sir,how would you like to buy a Cow?
But not just any cow,a brown cow? You can make chocolate milk so you aren't annoyed by that old joke!
Only the crazy low price of:
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1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars more! (Plus 1,000,000,000 S and H)
What? That price for a chocolate cow? It is selling something UDDER-ly redeculus(Ha!)
How would you like to buy a hitmonchu?
Only a trillion hyrulian rupees
Would you like a self exposed pancake? I like them too but I don't think Blaziken can handle the power.
How would you like to buy the latest invention: KFB.
That's right: Kentucky Fried Blaziken
Available in Sainsburys from 1/8/13
Blaziken, I will kill you yesterday. Goodbye.
Wut?
Oh, I'd love to sell you a
:P
Foot
How would you like to buy a ban? Now they are free for all trolls.
Have you ever wanted a
third foot?
Well now they are for sale!
Order now and get a package of free ramen noodles made out of jelly!
Only $575868586 per foot*
* including the feet you already own
How would you like to buy a real life Lugia plushie? Only £10,000!
Would you like to buy a lightbulb made of jelly? Only $1,000,000,000,000
*Talking like a shady Mexican drug dealer* How would you like to buy my secret stash of marijuana?
ONLY $-35,000,000,000,000,000!
Warning: I am not responsible for missing products before purchase.
Would you like a free sack of money?
Well too bad.
How would like to buy a personality? Only 50,000,000,000,000,000
How would you like to buy=
The newest invention,A LIFE! Only:
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and 25,000,000 cents.
Plus 3 forums,Your house,and Your Mom in taxes
how would you like to buy a pokenerd? Not just any pokenerd, a pokenerd who tries to sell you a life
only $47,000,000
(hey,,if I was for sale,My price would be that x10,000,000!)
HEY ABOUT ABOUT YOU BUY THIS FREE SPELL CHECKER FOR TEN DAILY INSTALLMENTS OF £400.
IT FITS IN YOUR POCKET.
PLUS it makes a good paperweight.
Would you like to but an E?
Only $10 every time you use one
How would you like to purchase a machine that can copy and paste real writing! It's called a camera with attached printer, or CWAP!!!
Only the bargain price of £1x10^999999
Nah, how about a candle the screams bloody murder every time you light it for only 90 thousand dollars
How about Jeff the killer?
Only for the low cost of...ZZZZzzzz
Jeff: GO TO SLEEP AND I SHALL MURDER YOU! Oh,and I cost your whole family's souls.
Would you like to like to buy a person, only costs your soul
Aww... I don't have a soul...
Would you like to buy a flying rug, because flying carpets are overrated!
how about a hotdog, with mustard and sauerkraut? only a thousand dollars
Quote from: Робин on July 19, 2013, 16:35
CWAP!!!
That sounds like a baby saying "crap." :o
Would you care to buy some... demon heart...? >:D
It costs your soul. >:D
How would you like to buy an earwax candle? Only 2 human ears a candle
^ "Hear" me out! I've got a good deal for you:
I've got 1 BronySpriter for sale.
Only 1 cent.
Because he's worth only that much. >:D
I sell him because I own him.
Okay! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
how would you like to buy a bacon wrapped watch? Only $7,000,000,000
how would you like a soul?? just costs 10 dead bodies!
How would you like to buy a ShinyBlaziken point only infinity dollars!
so now im for sale.....
would you like to buy a
genuine beeswax popsicle?
only for 556546
/would you like to buy a one use ban hammer for $50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
Quote from: BronySpriter on July 22, 2013, 01:59
so now im for sale.....
would you like to buy a
genuine beeswax popsicle?
only for 556546
ShinyBlaziken made you think of "beeswax" when he said "earwax."
Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on July 22, 2013, 01:12
How would you like to buy a ShinyBlaziken point only infinity dollars!
Ha ha. You're trying to make your fake points seem as important as the ones that started them. They'll never be cause you're arrogant and we can all see that. You are sooooooooo begging for attention right now! :nowink: ::)
You'll never get it. :laugh:
But you know what you will get?
:-X
<|
> /\
A chained-up, gagged Modminion soldier,
for free!
They were discontinued, with the deletion rat, delete anything with the deletion rat, only $20 when you order direct!
I'll take a Deletion Rat.
But deletion rat food, made from raw fish and coconuts from Hawaii,
Costs 800 dollars
How about a block of ice shaped like a Fish? It also tastes like oranges. Only $10,000,000 an ounce
How about a truck made out of purple plastic?
It has stripes that taste like barbecue.
If you order now, we'll cut the price by $1, and fill the car with beef jerky!
Only 300$ per pound!
Call 555-543-CAR to order.
How would you like to buy magic powers. Well, ur not allowed
Here's some better grammar.
Only €50 every time you use it!
nope, no grammers for mez
How about a fish taco? But not just any fish taco, one that swims! Only 1 soul each!
Would you like a yellow 8)?
Not just any 8), a 8) that rolls!
Only foot dollars !
How would you like to buy a SB coin, only infinity dollars!
would you like some toenail clippings? just 10 bucks for a box full of 'em!
how would you like to buy a duck, not just any duck, a duck that quacks, only 5 billion euros
How'd you like to buy
A TRAINED AMOEBA?
It can:
- Jump though a sewing needle hole!
- Eat microbes!
- Paint a piece of wood!*
- Sit!
- Stay!
- Breathe!
Order now for the low, low price of 30 dollars!
Takes 30 years to grow an amoeba. Amoeba size may vary. Amoeba color may vary. This company is not responsible for missing products.*Splinter
I'd buy it.
Would like to buy a....
russian drug lord's chicken?
Only 30 million dollars and a ton of illegal drugs
Quote from: BronySpriter on July 22, 2013, 16:40
Would you like a yellow 8)?
Not just any 8), a 8) that rolls!
Only foot dollars !
You mean... this? (http://i39.tinypic.com/28gqptg.gif)
Would you like to buy a REAL LIFE SUICUNE (http://p.twimg.com/A3Ly1sHCYAAR1aG.jpg:large)? Only all of the money on the planet and all of your possessions ever!
Yes.
How about some chinese food? Only 40 million yen.
Would you like to buy 2 BronyPoints for the price of 2 BrnyPoints?
How about an SB coin for the price if 3 SB coins
Sure.
I'll trade you a BronyPoint for it.
Deal, how about an SB coin, only 1 bronypoint (This is a real offer)
Of course. Here's your BronyPoint.
Oh, and Poison2007, I think the animation would be improved by getting rid of the "fade" animation.
Great job though.
Would you like to buy and oran berry sanvich? Only 30 billion dongs, (Vietnamese)
Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on July 23, 2013, 19:30
Only 30 billion dongs
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How would you like to have the immature humor above? only $5656758675765
How would you like to buy common sense, well ur not allowed!
would thy liketh some better grammar?
only 70 pounds
of what? Fish?
How would you like to buy a Draghost point that turn into a second life?
Warning: these are not for sale!
There's fine print so no
Would you like to buy a :angel: only, there not for sale
How would you like to buy a gag? :D
It's effective for stalling ignorant copy-cats like ShinyBlaziken2000, for the not-for-sale-thing.
The gag? It only costs 50000000000 dollars, but it's free if you stick it in SB2000! :D
Those can also be used to stall Draghost
would y'all like to buy a
southern accent?
ah reckon it costs about
300 dollars
Y'all sure about that purchase!
Fine an' dandy! Call 555-634-HLBLY to order!
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
I take offense to that, I used to live in the south
How'd you like to buy a draghost ray? They stop draghost and his arrogant comments for a week, one time use.
Free for next hour!
order at 555-shut-up
I eat cannibals. It's incredible!
Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on July 24, 2013, 14:11They stop draghost and his arrogant comments for a week, one time use.
And allow copy-cats to take over? :D :nowink:
How would you like to buy Captain Jigglypuff? If your Natalie Portman doesn't fit in the trash can or the shredder, he'll take care of it for you!
Only costs Natalie Portman's net worth.
Professional pie throwing kit!
Great for:
-Clowns
-People learning to be clowns
-Kids who are annoyed
-Birthday parties
-Getting your butt kicked!
Note: I give no responsibility for any injuries caused, especially if someone gets annoyed and swats your ass.
How'd you like to buy a
Blazikenizer
Turns anything into a blaziken, the awesomest pokemon ever! It even works on infernapes with the upgrade! If you mention the pass code, blaziken, you get it for free, but this offer is only for the next 5 minutes! Call now!
((Blaziken xD)
AUGH!!!! BOMBS! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIE!!!!
Hello, don't I have a product for you! Would you like to buy a, JIGGLYPUFF TRANSFORMER?!
Turns anything into jigglypuff! For you it's free if you tell me Captain Jigglypuff's favorite pokemon.
Sdghdssfgtibdsxcnhfudfgvdzdr4yds45qqfu78ifddhuihtt!
How would you like to buy a:
Blaziken tooth
I have all of SBs teeth in stock!(Don't tell him.Ever)
Just put it under your pillow and You get a Blaziken slap!
Only $12,000.
If you buy it we'll steal your MomPAY NO ATTENTION TO THE TINY TEXT! :o
Buy it and also get this:
MOVING MOVING MOVING ALONG!
O - - - - - - - - - - O 0
Tired of Blaziken keeping all attention? Don't you liek Mudkipz? Can you not even lift an Infernape? Pretty tired of your usual starters?
Then, this is for YOU!
With this new device and buddy, you will literally choose the starter you want!
Win easily!
Make a decent Nuzlocke!
Tell N who's the boss!
Call now at 800-3694SCAM !
You look like my dad's boyfriend....