Basically? Say something that will make them cry their eyes out for years to come. Say something that will force them into hiding, which they will never come out of. Say something that will cause an emotional crit.
I will say somethng to the person below, due to the lack of person above.
"You do not deserve cake of any kind, and will never be allowed any. Ever."
{But I like cake :'( lol}
You will never reach your secret dream of making the worlds largest cookie, you are a failed cookie maker!
You won't get a PAY CHECK.
You will not get to fly. No one can fly. You are no exception.
You're tacky and i hate you. [/schoolofrock]
We are sorry to tell you that you have not been accepted into NASA space college...
I just stole your face =D now you must walk around day in day out, with no face and no way of anybody recognising you.
I broke your leg(acy) :P
I ate your cookie.
I huffed and puffed and your house fell down.
I am sorry to say this but, GALADE is not in OU
I licked your nose. No wait, I poked it with my tongue. My mistake.
I ate your cheesecake, it was delicious
you are not the angel's girl and all the angels were in actual fact killed
I love you.
No I don't.
I hope you feel that in the deepest darkest part of your heart.
Oh.
And meow to you sir.
That's to destroy your soul while I'm here.
You may love Scrafties.
But Scrafties don't love you back.
They loathe you.
They DESPISE you.
Blastoise is not actually equipped to be a soldier, its cannons fire party poppers rather than rockets.
Y'know Spongebob?
He dosn't live in a pineapple.
He lives in a strawberry.
Now your crying, because everything you know is wrong!
it's spelled "now you're crying", because in that phrase it's the shorter version of "you are".
The universe is NOT for raptors but cute cuddly Jigglypuff!!!!
You are not a geek at all. Just a normal fan.
You are not denomic, in fact you are not a ranger either.
And to prove I broke your heart I took a photo </3 Because I am evil
it's actually spelled demonic
evil hates your english skills
You're a grammer nerd! No one likes a grammer nerd
Damien doesn't love you back.
Nobody does, or ever will.
Ouch <.< I felt that <.<
You just broke a young girls heart. Now you will spend an eternity living alone, becoming a hermit, and eventually leaving this world with a pebble as your best friend.
@Soldiertoise - </3 you're a meanie lol
*
You will only be able to afford cold beans for the next two years!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
lol jk, I hate you.
Quote from: Legacy on October 10, 2011, 20:25
Now you will spend an eternity living alone, becoming a hermit, and eventually leaving this world with a pebble as your best friend.
Are you... Stalking me? And prtraying my life for all to see?
That may be your favourite sprte, but it's still rubbish. Seriously, I can do better using PVA glue and food colouring. In fact, each and every single one of your sprites are a waste of pixels.
You will live in a small hut in the remote island of the middle east. Why? Your Blastoise shall sell you for some chocolate.
You're a pathetic nerd who loves the stupidest pokemon there is.
Grow up, you crusty old man. And put some clean underwear on.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
You just fell in love with a slug, congratulations! >:D
*Takes hammer out of drawer*
*Cuts ShinyBlaziken2000 open with surgery*
*Takes out his heart*
*Breaks it with hammer*
talk about literal :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :o
YOu are no longer in the uber tier
Blaziken is the new KFC mascot!
He's not a Blaziken, he's a Blazicario.
(Idiot)
ShinyBlaziken2000, does the 'Blaziken' not give it away. Ты - Тупой!!!!!
Hah! I'm confusing both of you!
Also, robin, your cat food!
You are cat litter! And worst of all, your parents didn't tell you! (And don't even bother translating my name, just call me Dick if you can't type Russian)
Hey Richard! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
I'm will not call you dick! Now I will spam evil faces
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
:mad:
Fine, Barry! Yes, that's right, your now called Barry! Deal with it! (This is going to be incredibly awkward if that is your name :tongue2:)
dragonite is a Nerd
Your avvy looks like a girl
You, sir, are a Толстые Тупой Корова!!!
russian is so soviat union era
I'm not even partly Russian, so you can insult Russia all you want :tongue2:
Your Blaziken is secretly an Infernape!
You will never eat another cookie in your life!!! You can't live without cookies!!! (I really want a cookie now...)
Superheroes are so lame......
and so is Dragonite......
Robin isn't technically a superhero
Hitmonchu is a moronic infersparce
You'll never get a girlfriend
I have one already :tongue2: (ok, that's not entirely accurate, but I can't be arsed to explain the complexities of it all)
You will never watch MLP again!
Robin died 5 minutes ago.
He's already dead (at least, the latest one is)
You aren't shiny!
you're a friggin' dragonite.
that's insult enough.
I suppose it's no salamence...
Your a little white fairy thing!
wut?
You worship Satan.
You worship god! (Frankly, I believe the satan is at least a marginally more plausible story, so I would see worshipping god as a greater insult to my intellect)
Actually.... :wub:
Your mom just killed your dog!
My dog is currently licking my face...
You are forever doomed to be a Brony!!!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You are forever doomed to smell like your dog's poop
Oh, harsh. Oh well, enough Hollister aftershave should hide it ;D
You are never going to love again!
you taste like ckiiiiikne
How do you know what I taste like? :ohmy:
You can't sprite!
Batman is better without Robin!
Ho-oh is better than lugia! (not really)
Swampert is better than Blaziken!
:'( That stings.
Lugia is just a fancy pelipper
Quote from: lugia95 on July 17, 2013, 23:16
Batman is better without Robin!
We all know this can never be true!!!
Blaziken is really a turkey not a chicken
Thanksgiving anyone?
No one can read Russian bar you and the voices in your head
"Bar you and the voices in your head?"
Your grammar is horrible.
And I made the sprite for you so you would stop bothering me.
I said it was good only so you don't look like an idiot
Blazikens are actually DUCKS!
I'msosorrypleaseforgiveme:'(
I can see that tiny text.
So you failed.
And your username is awful.
D= OH IT'S ON NOW!!!
Spriting is a dying art!
You can't even sprite so get off my back.
And portal is so last-year.
Pfft, and spriting is sooo three years ago.
Zombies are stupid
Backwards n's are so last year
Shinies aren't that great anymore.
У не тебя есть мороженое!
Whatever you said indicates that you are a horrible person. It says so right here. We weren't even testing for that.
How can you fail in this? This isn't even a test. - GLaDOS
stop it with your annoying Portal references. You are inconsiderate failures who live in your mothers' basements.
hitmonchu is so last week
You're annoying.
And I stole your candy bar.
Hitmonchu is kicking a pony in the face
DURHURHUR DERP HUR DUR DERPDERP HURR
that's what I thought you said
You are a statistical moron. That's right, even statistics can't help you
You are a moron because you didn't put a full stop at the end of your post.
Oh yeah?
Well, I'm gonna turn this topic into a role-play thread. HAHAHAHAHA! >:D
The little devils were completely overwhelming.
"Help, oh help!" I yelled.
(in this story we play as our avatar)
You are rubbish at role plays.
(Oh ho ho burn!)
ShinyInfernape2000 bursts in and helps ShinyBlaziken... DIE.
"HAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!"
All the little devils praised and worshipped ShinyInfernape from now on.
Infernape is named so because he is inferior to Blaziken
sorry, but the idea is to insult the person directly above you
No he's named from two words, inferno and ape.
I reported you.
No, seriously.
Quote from: ShinyInfernape2000 on July 18, 2013, 22:40
No he's named from two words, inferno and ape.
You forgot the 'break the above persons heart' (which really means 'sort of, loosely, upset')
@ BS: Hitmonchu will never walk again
I didn't forget it I just ignored it.
Infernape is a Fraking chimp
And you want to :-* him
You didn't revive this topic, and your initials are mine backwards!
BronySpriter
I Have an oven and a pastry recipe. I'm not afraid to put you in a pie.
You smell like marmite. I hate marmite.
I think pink is not a color any more than it is a food.
You suit the colour pink very well. I think your new username should be MagentaBlaziken.
(That would be heartbreaking for you, right? :laugh:)
Oh it's on now!
Nate says he hates you! (not really)
(Eh, it wouldn't surprise me if he did tbh xD)
You smell really feminine!
I eat robins.
You're 4x weak to fairies :laugh: :laugh:
You're 4x weak to fairies.
But I like fairies :'(
You're weak to a giant pterodactyl that could engulf you with one bite.
You have no originality at all.
You're a really boring person.
SORRY!!!! You're really not!!!
Your tiny text is hated by everyone on the site.
All your text is hated by everyone in the world!
(I feel mean now... xD)
You life is hated by everyone in the UNIVERSE!
Well that escalated quickly
You're really mean and make everybody cry :'(
Good.
Your parents have disowned you.
Roses are red, valentine's day is a lie,
you're single because you're ugly when you cry >:P
I'm cool with that.
You'll never find true love.
You'll never eat chocolate again!
You monster!
You are cursed on this day to on the full moon to turn into a yak!
You are a naive, headstrong, impatient child who rushes into situations without thinking and only ends up stumbling and failing whatever he's trying to accomplish. Also, you're weak and you lack the ability to put fear in the hearts of others. You're stuck making just Pokemon role plays. It seems that you don't have the ability to make something original like a non-Pokemon RP, or anything that can stand on its own.
You smell funny.
Quote from: Dark Lord on November 26, 2013, 21:20
You are a naive, headstrong, impatient child who rushes into situations without thinking and only ends up stumbling and failing whatever he's trying to accomplish. Also, you're weak and you lack the ability to put fear in the hearts of others. You're stuck making just Pokemon role plays. It seems that you don't have the ability to make something original like a non-Pokemon RP, or anything that can stand on its own.
You almost had me.
Quote from: Chlo on November 26, 2013, 21:33
You smell funny.
You never take anything seriously. I hate you.
Every single Pokemon ever got a Mega Evolution. Except Blaziken.
You liar!
At least I'm not a soulless ignoramus who sold said soul to the media!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Well, the Harry Potter series was never even a series, just a figment of your imagination!
You're an arrogant, impertinent child who cannot wait longer than a minute for an RP post as you attempt to write about a character who is infinitely better than you despite being the most flawed on the RP.
You're not even a fabulous poo. You're simply a poo. Nothing more.
Yeah - well you're a smelly poohead :P
Same goes for you.
You were born with poo in your mouth!
Yeah. Well I'm going to insult you with Christmas lyrics!
You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old <possibly censored> on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy <possibly censored>
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
Your insults are pathetic.
You have no more power than a wet celery.
You are feebler than a chipmunk
Pink doesn't suit you.
Don't lie to me, you monster!
You're not even as nice as GLaDOS!
(who is GLaDOS?)
I'm never talking to you ever again and I have no reason for doing it!
(The evil robot from portal 2 who wants to kill your character or test on her for the rest of her existence.)
You smell like Nate :P
You smell like me! :P
You all smell like cow intestines!
Everything you say about someone else you're actually saying about yourself!
You're sassy - and you know which kind :laugh:
Oh no ;)
You got drunk once and told everyone all your secrets. We have the video :yeswink:
Wait. You have that video??????? Who gave you it???
You tell lies to Nathan in an attempt to get with him. He's not interested.
That video Chloe has? Guess who gave it to her...
Nathan is not your brother. You were adopted.
DAMN SNIPE NATE. THANKS BUDDY :dry: ( ::) )
Dick isn't your brother. He is your son.
I wanted to tell Nate how I like him very much.
But you sniped me, you goat!
Can I have that video?
You break mirrors by the mention of your name!
Blaziken is actually the name for a wart you get on the bottom of your foot.
Your first name is the French word for ignorance.
it's actually a greek word but whatever.
you aren't old enough to play pokemon. That is against the law.
Remember your trip to the Harry Potter studios? Oh Yeah, it was fun, but you are banned from that place.
Your post count consists of crap that cheated its way onto the topic. Rather than posting just to make a comment on someone else's input, have something of your own to share. Otherwise, your posts will be petty as they are now.
Well, at least I don't eat kittens. PS, that is frowned upon in this society.
Well, I don't know how to break it to you but...
Shiny Blaziken looks bad.
^I actually agree, tbh.
Dunspare is just a random worm face, not a pokemon.
You're a meany! >:(
Quote from: Dark Lord on November 26, 2013, 22:37
Your post count consists of crap that cheated its way onto the topic. Rather than posting just to make a comment on someone else's input, have something of your own to share. Otherwise, your posts will be petty as they are now.
no one cares about post count....
all of your friends secretly hate you. all of them.
Quote from: bread on December 23, 2013, 15:19
no one cares about post count....
actually i do and the fact that so many people spammed their way to 2000 when i've just got 1000 from good posts
#goodposts
infuriates me
ALSO YOU HAVE A HUGE PATCH OF MOLD ON YOUR BACK GET IN THE BIN FOOL
You have a huge patch of ugly on your face :D
you are that ugly
#goodposts ? more like #reallyreallyhumiliatinglyawfulposts.
and ive like spammed my way to like 200 does that count
Quote from: bread on December 23, 2013, 22:57
#goodposts ? more like #reallyreallyhumiliatinglyawfulposts.
and ive like spammed my way to like 200 does that count
#bestposts
i regret
nothingand no no you're not in our league get out
You're a French fish. That means you're not even a nice fish - good fish come from the Icelandic Seas - you're just a rubbish river trout thing.
robin is a myth
Quote from: Poison2007 on December 23, 2013, 23:20
and no no you're not in our league get out
toast is in our league! :ohmy:
you've got some mould on you.
I don't like your twitter name.
Quote from: Spriter SR|XL on December 24, 2013, 11:47
I don't like your twitter name.
what's wrong with it :(
I don't understand the SR|XL thing ugh
I don't myself.
Follow Me is a bad song, if that is what your sig refers to...
I don't truly think it is, but I'm trying to be mean xD
it is u r so mena
*mean,
that spheal was actually killed, your avatar is just it's carcas being spun on a pike.
draghost is gone, youre a widow now
:'(
That slug ain't got no booty
Draghost told everybody he was gonna divorce you.
you might be a mulholland fan, but mulholland is not a hitmonchu fan.
Typing without any capital letters is not cool.
its not supposed to be cool
im just too lazy to hit shift
bronies are a disgrace.
Bread, I must tell you that, after a short and not very deep consideration, I am not made for you.
Happy Valentine's Day alone, Bread.
Nobody understands you.
You suck, Fievel.
Defeating your sandvich only makes it tastier.
Scouts are not delicious.
Hitmonchus are made out of nothing. THEY DO NOT EXIST.
Then how do you explain my existence?
Idiot.
You do not exist because Bread ate you; who is writing using that account (not mine) are his farts.
u suk bro loloolololololo
Quote from: Hitmonchu on February 21, 2014, 18:45
u suk bro loloolololololo
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2yv5puv.jpg)
No, I don't; although you do suck Jodl's Shiny Head.
You're an insignificant schweinhund who is too weak to make even the slightest crack in my heart.
You can not even be a decent MeMDic, you are only stuck as trollctor! You won't even harm a fly with yor ki!
your tf2 refrences arent funny
This isn't even breaking people's hearts any more, these are just crass insults. After all that time you guys wasted on this thread, I'm disappointed that you didn't realize sooner.
How dare you to insult me? I will never go out with you. Ever.
I stole your face and baked it in a cake that is only edible if you are a rat with no taste buds.
Thanks for taking care of my face so that no oen will ever corrupt it, cutie pie.
Too bad even that cake is sweeter than your face.
With the way my life is looking at the moment, I may never have time to re-open my trade shop. I haven't even played X/Y for like a month, I've just been far too busy.
It's okay, I WANTED you to shut it down! :P
(sorry)
Helioisk is BORING both to look AND use!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so is jigglypuff.........
Bread is a stupid name!
Sir, being named Captain Jigglypuff is punishable by death. Sorry, see you in court.
Your Blissey commited sudoku. She is unable to revive.
Sudoku is a puzzle, you mean seppuku (excuse my spelling)?
Scouts aren't delicious!
Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on March 08, 2014, 23:57
Sudoku is a puzzle, you mean seppuku (excuse my spelling)?
Scouts aren't delicious!
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shamefur-dispray (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shamefur-dispray)
Your insult is too OU to affect me, but I don't think it bothers you, since you don't even care about your own contests.
Your deliciousness is vastly overrated. Also, i doubt you are a useful scout
Your fanfic ideas suck! They don't really, please forgive me.
Meh. You possibly don't want to let be co write the thingamajig. I might pull a Moffat and kill a certain somebody. Over and over. Or just pull a pmd2 without the bits in the credits c:
You cruel twisted charizard! I like that.
Well, I could make a certain character fly into a bit of rage and in some sort of chain of events, kill another character, although everyone else would likely cry reading it (read my lips, it's not one of yours).
... I want to see that now kinda. Even if it's only in pm. Yes i am advocating you send me a pm with someone (assuming Ryu) going crazy and through a domino effect killing someone else (...probably keira, which he would never forgive himself for)
Damn right you do. And Damn right he wouldn't. I'll think of something and try typing it tomorrow to you.
By the way. Something terrible is going to happen to one of the main characters in the thing I'm writing (the one that's up in your art). Who do you think it'll be?
I did not know this was a website about sadomasochism, starring OpalRhea and ShinyBlazy.
eh. if he can break my feels the way a certain author did, i'll be happy for him. until then i'll take it as it comes.
Doge is overrated
so opal
very rhea
such rp
wow
I don't like your characters in Get Out Alive.
I do
Well that's your problem isn't it?
I don't think Helioisk will ever properly get into OU. GameFreak stuffed it over
Charizards are overrated, especially shiny ones.
Once, one tried to get into OU. It used Belly Drum, but then Azumarill came... with Aqua Jet. :'(
Have you heard? Rotom-W has been voted the best pokemon ever!
and shiny blazikens been voted the worst
Crawdaunt... oh, yes, I love it... especially its funeral.
You suck at sweeper breeding!
No, I don't, although you do at TR-Sweeper-Breeding. (Yes, there's a topic on Friend Codes already, but it's almost dead).
At least I try to TR breed, any cretin could sweeper breed!
i cant TR breed o.o
...this is because i dont knoww anything about breedin though
Quote from: bread on March 15, 2014, 20:36
i cant TR breed o.o
...this is because i dont knoww anything about breedin though
(TR breeding is easy, just get a negative-natured Poké with 0IV in speed)
Fantastic, you broke the purpose of this thread. Baka.
At least he's not a hippie version of Doctor Robotnik.
Listen bro... I think Blaziken is overpowered and overrated.
I'm so sorry
I know.
Derpsparce is worthless, useless and just sucks in general.
Blaziken and Lucario called. They said if you don't take down your avatar, they're gonna Power-up Punch you to a pulp!
Tropius dried up to faint status while I was selling propane.
I could sell more useless junk than you could sell propane!