Since Mr Lucas loves to add and edit stuff into his "unfinished" movies, let's make up our own. You can add or edit things to existing scenes or even create new ones in-between. Be as random, funny or imaginative as you like.
For example:
All scenes in the hall of Jedi Council in Episode 1 now have a disco ball having from the ceiling while Star Wars disc is being played.
The Death Star is now cubed.
Death Vader has now been digitally recoloured from black to orange.
The whole cast has been digitally been replaced by Ewoks
You get the idea, go go go.
Quote from: Angelic Lapras King on October 05, 2011, 17:08
All scenes in the hall of Jedi Council in Episode 1 now have a disco ball having from the ceiling while Star Wars disc is being played.
Mos Eisely Cantine music?
Anyway, the bartender shoots first, as both Han and Greedo haven't payed for their drinks.
Hmmm...Darth Maul speaking. In wicket warwick's voice
Jar Jar Binks replaces C3P0 in episodes 4,5 & 6
Micheal Jackson appears and is sliced in half by Darth Vader after he attempts to do the hat throw.
Natalie Portman gets viciously mauled to death by a Wampa and then eaten!
The word Force is digitally replaced with Magical Thingy.
All the guns are replaced with walkie talkies.
Yeah, using a thing South Park ones. ;P
Replaces the Ewoks with Oompah Loompahs and Munchkins and have them sing after every major event.
Replace Vader with Sephiroth.
Replace Lando with the Land O' Lakes mascot.
Digitally add both a Starbucks and a Walmart everywhere throughnout the universe!
Leia commits Hari Kiri upon learning she's been committing incest with Luke.
Replace the light sabers with Lifesavers candy!
Ice rink cheat from Lego Star Wars (floor looks normal but interacts like an ice rink) active in every scene.
The snow on Hoth has now been digitally painted yellow.
Quote from: Angelic Lapras King on October 06, 2011, 22:48
The word Force is digitally replaced with Magical Thingy.
No, change the Force to "wish power".
Also, the Sith becomes the West who desires to become strong and big (even though Count Dooku is already big) and kill the Republics. Clearly, George Lucas is against America and believes that it will descend into Communism and atempt to rule the world in the faraway galaxy. The Hopeless Situation Warrior, however, will come to the rescue and save the day from the western backstroke with his friend the ratio tile.
And that is how Star Wars will be forever.
All lightsaber scenes feature a piñata that occassionally spits sweets out whenever approached with a lightsaber.
Jabba the Hut is replaced with Peter Griffin.
Yoda is replaced with Rafiki.
Yoda is actually a bushy tailed fox.
The part of Han Solo is now played by Jeff Goldblum.
Chewbacca is replaced with Trekkie Monster from Avenue Q
All the spaceships are made from random household items inspired by the Pokemon episode Clefairy Tales
Avenue Q's Bad Idea Bears are Vader's trusted advisors who obviously give him VERY bad advice that backfire in horrible ways
Justin Bieber gets sacrificed to the monster for Jabba's entertainment
Ewoks played by the muppets.
Chewbacca now speaks Spanish. And C3PO is the only one who can understand him.
R2D2 now makes the irritating dial up connection sound from old computers.
The part of Princess Leia is now digitally replaced with Katie Price.
Darth Vader is now played by Eminem
Yoda is no longer a little green alien but Shaq
Rebecca Black starts to sing one note while on Luke's ship and is then shoved into an air lock and sucked into outer space without protection!
All special effects are now done in stop motion like Wallace and Gromit...
Play the Mortal Kombat song whenever there is a fight and at the end of the fight you hear"Finish him!" Followed by either "Fatality!"Followed or "Friendship! Friendship again?!"
Before Han and Greedo even reach for their guns, Luke crashes into the bar in his landspeeder, killed Greedo in the process...
...just like what the Angry Video Game Nerd wanted to see. ;P
Darth Vader's voice is now replaced with the voice of Heavy Weapons Guy and the final one-on-one battle in the entire franchise is against Gary Oak.
...I tried.
Freezia appears and blows up the Death Star with a 100% Death Ball.
Luke goes Super Sayian 1 through four during the final battle with Vader
Sora and Riku are Jedi
Ditto randomly appears Transformed as Vader and then spontaneously changing back just to cause confusion and mess with all the Star Wars character's minds
C-3P0 is mute. All our lives are spared.
The Thing Stickers from Paper Mario appear and cause chaos with their powers!
In the middle of every big action sequence when the first major character dies, the remaining fighters have to dance to gangnam style for 1 minute.
During a quiet romantic scene both participants have to sing I've had the time of my life, background characters have to do background dancing.
Jirachi appears and uses Doom Desire on Jabba the Hut.
Raquaza appears along with Deoxys and both are constantly fighting each other and destroying both sides ships beyond repair.
Yoda is now Jason and Spider-man replaces Luke Skywalker.Sorry Luke,but he's waaaaaaaay more of an outcast then you.
Got a new scene:
After the Death star blows up,it unleashes an army of Spongebobs(LOL) and the Spongebob invasion has begun :). Then,A new death star shaped like patrick Nukes da earth and they party.Then they die and new spider-man swings in and farts on Jason Yoda.
Honey Boo Boo is eaten by a Wampa!
Roger the Alien replaces Leia and drugs Luke and then in an off screen incident violates with butterflies Luke so badly that he permenentally traumatized and screams nonstop every time he sees something that looks like a butterfly!
Han Solo is replaced with a sock puppet version of himself and is constantly put into the washing machine and dryer by mistake!
Starfire makes a cameo and ends up blowing up the Senate by a mere sneeze.
Instead of a helmet, Darth Vader Wears a Bucket on His head
Instead of the Star troopers and Luke Skywalker fighting Buckethead Vader and his minions,but a row of Sunflowers,then a row of Repeaters,then a row of Tall-nuts,then a row of Spikerocks,then a row of Imitater Snow peas.
Plants Vs. Vaders lol.
Instead of the battle in the third movie at the lava place (Volcano?), they battle in a Toys-R-Us
YOU blaze are Luke's real father,and you are going to replace him kicking Vader's butt.
Then YOU are Luke, and you ate the real one.
Yay.Then You are vader and Me as your minion,we rule the earth.
Jabba the Hut is replace by a lickilicky
Replace 3CPO and R2D2 with GLaDOS and Wheatley and they plot to kill everyone who isn't robotic.
Every character has George Lucas' neck
Replace the Death Star crew with the Minions.
Replace Bobo Fett with Erron Black.
Have everyone keep mentioning a cake that is never seen.
Replace Yoda with Kermit the Frog.