Right, Here's how it goes. Person 1 answers above post with failed instructions, then asks for instructions on something else. Person 2 does the same. Example:
QuoteHow do you make a birthday cake for a nine year old?
Quote1. Get some flour.
2. Leave it in the bag, and put it in the oven.
3. Take it out, and ask the nine year old into the room.
4. Put his face next to the bag, scream happy birthday and hit the Flour with a hammer.
How do you draw a picture of a donkey?
Rather simple really, here we go!
How can I change a Lightbulb?
1. Remove the old lightbulb.
2. Put in the new lightbulb.
3. Get electrocuted because you forgot to turn the lightswitch off.
How do you feed a rabbit?
1: Pull it out the cage.
2: Grab onto the top of it's head.
3: Force it's mouth open my pulling it's jaws apart.
4: Insert food into it's mouth.
5: Put a plaster on the bit marks on your hand.
How do you make a cup of tea?
1. Put tealeaves into a bowl.
2. Put glue into the bowl.
3. Mould the mixture into a small cup-like shape
4. Mould a handle
5. With excess glue, stick the handle to the cup. Use excess tealeaf-glue mixture to cover any gaps.
6. Leave to dry for 24 hours. Voila! One cup of tea.
Note: It is advised NOT to drink from this cup of tea, and instead to use it as an ornament to make your room smell like tea.
How do you use a magnifying glass?
Get a drinking glass
2. Smash it on your or an unwilling passerbys head
3. Super glue you finger to the largest peice of the glass
Voila, a magnifying glass
How do I call someone on a mobile phone
1. Turn to face someone close to you
2. Catch their attention by clearing there throat.
3. Proceed and say 'Hi, On my mobile phone'
How do I wash a car?
1. Become god
2. Command it to rain cats and dogs
3 . use a cat as a sponge and a dog as a step
Voila. A clean car
How do I punch a peice of pie
1. Punch a piece of pie.
How do I procrastinate?
1. Shoot the president/prime minister/ whatever you have wherever you are
2.Go to jail for a LONG time
3. Repeat steps one and two till you wish to stop
Actually, please do shoot david Cameron and nick clegg... Pleeese
How do I get rich quick?
1. Sell your house.
2. Then your car.
3. Then your soul to the devil.
You'll be the richest homeless in town!
How do I put my phone on charge?
1. Put it in a glass of Pepsi for aprox 20 minutes.
2. Take it out.
3. Hang it out to dry on the washing line
You can now enjoy a nice charged phone.
How do you kill someone?
1. Teach them to swim
2. take them to a cliff
3. push them into the ocean
4. wonder why it didnt work.
how do you make a sandwhich
1. go into a dessert
2. realize its the wrong kind of desert and go to the right one
3. bring water
4. become really really really really really really really really really really really really really really good at making sandcastles
5. make a sandcastle
6. put a layer of sand bread on it
7. make another sandcastle
8. eat
9. sleep
10. cry
How do I get jiggy with it?
1. Take Jiggy
2. Take it
3. Step back slowly as they begin to murder each other
How do liiiive, without yooooou?
1. Be alive with me
2. Remove me from the equation
3. Live without me
simples *squeak*
What have I gotta do to make you love me?~
1. ok that is sad because love is very nice but ok sometimes people arent worth ur time my advice is to just close ur eyes and say over and over in ur head ' solitaire u can make love with every people ' over and over again and then just write to people about how much u want to pick them flowers and go skipping with them a good way to make a girl like u is to say ' i want to kiss your face ' ok another thing to do is to just sit back and ask a girl ' what is your name what is your address what kind of under wear do you have on ' and then tell them that their eyes shine like the stars xox
i hope this help xox
How do you beat gary oak?
that's terrible, should I call child protective services or something? he's only like, 10, why do you want to beat a child?
but to answer your question, maybe a belt would do.
how do you dougie?
1. Find a person that knows what dougie means
2. Punch them in the face
How do I Post without being ninja'd... Twice?
1. Type your post at Ninja speed- Ninjas can't overtake eachother.
How can I install Broadband in my house*?
*House = Skip
1.) Get a Broad
2.) Hire a band to play in your house
How do you kiss someone?
A: Buy some breath mints.
B: Eat one.
C: Put your lips on their lips
d: Oh yes we forgot to tell you, make sure they love you first.
How do you catch a Blaziken?
1. Buy a Pokeball
2. Find a Blaziken
3. Toss the Pokeball at Blaziken
4. Die a fiery death as he breaks free and murders you
How do you escape from a crazed killer in a forest?
1. Don't open the closet.
2. Don't go in the attic.
3. Don't go in the basement.
4. Grab a really big stick for a melee weapon and start running.
5. You see, you see? Because you skipped step 4, now you're dead.
How does one perform the Macarena?
1. Put your hands out in front of you
2. Pull your hands in again.
3. Put your hands out again. In, out shake it all about...
4. Wiggle your hips. At least then it LOOKS like the macarena...ish...<.<
How do you barrel roll?
1. Backflip
2. Shake yo booty
3. Jazz hands.
4. I'm Commander Shepard and these are my favourite instructions on the Citadel.
5. Just fall to the ground and roll over.
What do you have to do to get a kitten to eat its food?
1 grab its lips
2 pull them open
3 shove the food in there.
4 hold its head shut until you hear a swallow
5 get arrested by peta
How do you get an app?
1. Go to anywhere hiring.
2. Take an application.
How do you survive a SAW movie?
1. Don't be a jerk.
2. Don't cheat on your partner.
3. Don't be a criminal.
4. Stop crying and do what he says, already.
5. ALWAYS shoot the head of any corpse in the same room as you. Seriously.
How do you eat cereal?
1. find a serial killer
2. kill them
3. bon appeteit!!!!
How do you kill Hitmonlee?
1. Send out a froslass
2. Laugh evily because ghost is immune to fighting types
3. Remember that froslass is holding a ring target.
How do you build a table?
1. Steal someone else's table.
How do you catch a Latias? She keeps fleein' from me, and she makes me feel bad.
1. Get a box.
2. Get a stick.
3. Get a rope.
4. Tie the rope to the stick.
5. Set it up.
6. Cry when the Latias flies over the box.
1. Write a question
How do you break the 20th rule?
1. You're already doing it.
How do you sing like Michael Jackson?
1. Go to michael jacksons grave
2. steal his vocal cords
3. ask a surgeon to put them into you
How do you make a smiley?
1. Make a frowny
2.Nuke it!
How do you win a war?
1. Nukes
How do you catch a Mew?
1. Grab it.
2. Ball it up in your hand.
3. Pitch it.
4. Strike out the batter.
5. Have the umpire catch it.
6. Realize you should've been the umpire.
How do you make a banana split?
1: catch a Meowth
2: cath a Riolu
3: say "hello! My name is [insert name here], I have a Meowth and a Riolu!"
4: prepare to sing 'you got a friend in me'
Voila! You are my friend!
How do you pay for a Pizza with no money?
Ignore the last one, I messed up >:( >:(
1: take a banana
2: take an axe
3: scare the crap outta the banana by quoting Shawshank
How do you buy a pizza with no money
1. You can't, pizza don't have money
How do you do the Harlem Shake?
1. Marry a couple of wives.
2. Kill them and make a milkshake out of them
3. voila you have a Harem Shake!
How do you dream of worms?
1. Dream of dirt
2. Toss in some worms
Voila!
How do you pass a standardized test?
1. Pour a magic droplet on the test.
2. The test will come to life.
3. It'll grow huge.
4. It'll grow a mouth.
5. It'll grow ugly, scary fangs.
6. It'll grow large red bloodshot evil eyes.
7. It'll grow arms and legs.
8. The test says, "Halt! You shall not pass!" It'll shove a hand in your face.
9. Brush it away.
10. Grab the test.
11. Rip it in half.
12. Throw it on the ground.
13. Business.
14. Walk past the torn test.
Voila! You've "passed" a standardized test!
How to write a question:
1. Think of a question
2. Attempt to write it
3. Get frustrated and destroy your computer
How do you score a goal?
1. Catch a geodude
2. Evolve it into Golem
3. Shove pie in it's face
4. while it's wiping the pie off it's face,take his 'em' off
5. Find an A.
6. Shove it between the o and a l.
7. Sum: Golem - em = Gol + A = Goal!
How do you make Magikarp look like an .exe?
1. Ask a noob if they want to trade for a zekrom
2. Trade magikarp to said noob.
how do you play whack a mole?
1. Steal thors hammer
2. Smash all moles
3. You will be kicked out for smashing a face with a concrete hammer.
How do you dance the tango while the song 'it's peanut butter jelly time' is playing?
1. dance the tango
2. start playing the song
3. dance to the pb j time song not knowing why you are in a banana suit
how do you hunt ducks
1. find a duck
2. shoot it
3. there you go, you've hunted a duck
How do you cat?
1. skin a cat
2. wear the skins
3. say meow
How do you become a brony?
1. Be a boy
2. watch my little pony
3. become bronyspriter
how do you troll
1. Go to a river
2. Find a bridge.
3. live under it.
How do you make a ?ekac etalocaohc
1: Put Ruolf, Rettub an Ragus in a bowl
2: add Redwop Aococ
3: Put it in the Nevo at 081^oC
4: You have your thing
How do you build a time machine?
1. Get a timer
2. Get a machine.
3. Get Duck tape
4. Duck tape the timer onto the machine.
You did say timedmachine lol right?
How do you make egabbac?
1. get 2 b's, 2 a's, a g, a c, and an e
2. Squish them together
How to hit a ground rule double
1. Pour a double shot of whiskey in a glass
2. Place a ruler in the glass
3. Hit ground with the glass
How to save a life?
1. you don't. life saves you.
How do you punch Bronyspriter over the internet?
1. place yourself about a foot away from him
2. Put a wireless modem between you
3. punch over it.
How do you paraglide?
1. Break your spine
2. Obtain wings (drinking red bull is preferable, or you could rip off the wings of a duck)
3. Jump off a building. Or rather, since you're now paralyzed, get thrown off of it. You should paraglide if your wings work correctly.
How do you gangham style?
1. steal a pig
2. Put the pig on your shoulders
3. do Gangnam style
How do you steal the moon?
1. take the moon and walk out the store with it hidden
How do I use a fax machine?
1. Don't use b fax machine.
SIMPLES
How do you stay up for 48 hours?
1. Pick it up.
2. Walk across the road.
3. Throw it into the ground, stamp on it's head, and hope for sweet sweet salvation from LORD ARCEUS.
How do you kill Draghost?
(Draghost, don't answer this. You little rebel.)
1. Pick up a gun
2. locate the barrel
3. point the barrel at Draghost
4. locate the trigger
5. work out how to use the trigger
6. use the trigger
7. use the trigger several more times
8. pull out a bazooka and repeat steps 2 through 7.
How do you jump off the Eiffel Tower without dying?
1. Get a lawn ornament shaped like the Eiffel Tower.
2. Stand on it.
3. Jump
How to write a best selling novel
1. pick up a pen
2. write the following phrase: 'a best selling novel'
How do you eat a star?
1. fly to the sun
2. try to cut a piece off
3. die a fiery death
how to you beat up an infernape?
1. get a torchic
2. evolve it into Blaziken
3. Use high jump kick
1. get a magikarp
2. use splash
How do you do a backflip?
1. jump
2. roll up into a ball
3. yell "kamikaze!"
4. Land on your face
how do you go crazy
1. buy a newtons cradle
2. set it off
3. buy another
4. Set it off
5. Repeat steps 1-4 several thousand times
6. The noise should now make you go crazy
How do use a hammer?
1. Grab handle
2. Throw hammer in air above your head
3. Wake up in the hospital later due to concussion from falling hammer
how do you become famous
1. Pick up a gun
2. shoot someone
How do you become a trapeze artist?
1. Very carefully!
how do you not respond to someone's question?
How do you ^.^
1. STOP SNIPING ME, GOD! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
How to get the spriters to understand that THEY OWN ME AN ONIX SPRITE! :mad: :nowink:
1. Punch them
2. Punch them again, this time harder
How do you snipe someone?
1. Post on the forums before them.
2. While they type their reply again, hire a sniper to shoot them.
How do you get your iPad to not correct dance to Dane?
Like that?
1. type at ninja speed
2. get sniped by Draghost
how do you sprite
1. Put a bottle of soda on your head.
2. Write Sprite on your shirt.
How do you Joeno?
1. your banned!!
how do you eat a twinkie
Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on July 21, 2013, 19:39
1. your banned!!
YOU'RE*
*EXPLODES EVERYWHERE IN A BURST OF FLAMES*
1. Stuff it down your pants! :D
How do you move house without paying money?
1. Desperately hope there's an earthquake.
How do you leap off a roof?
1. Take a drug that makes you think you can fly.
Ouch :-/
How do you not get sniped?
1. Wear a bullet proof vest
2. Hope it doesn't have holes in
How do you build a bridge?
1. Take a 5 lb bag of sugar
2. Mix sugar in cement mixer
3. Construct bridge from sugar
4. Open the bridge on a day it is supposed to rain! (Points if you know the reference!)
How do you pet a porcupine?
1. With great caution, pull out EVERY SINGLE QUILL FROM IT.
2. Pet the corpse left behind, because you probably killed the poor thing doing it.
How do you?
1: you dont.
how do you make pizza?
1. take a p an i 2 z's and an a
2. Throw them in an oven
3. Take out of oven and smash over your mom's head
How do you snipe Draghost
1. throw a burger and fries into his room
2.while he eats, post on the forums before him
No, that's me, If there are no pickles
How do you feed a bunny
1. genetically fuse a mother rabbit and a sparrow
2. make it eat
3. it will feed the baby by regurgitating
how do you grrom an afro
1. Grow hair
2. Build it into an afro
3. Shave your hair
How do you win the nobel peace prize?
Blow up London.
How to ask someone out on a date
1. Walk outside with someone
How do you make lemonade?
1. Take lemons.
2. Proceed to make grape juice
3. Have people wonder how the heck you managed to make lemons into grape juice!
How to make a cake?
1. throw eggs into a bowl with sugar and flour
2. Hit the bowl with a hammer until it breaks
3. get the mixture into a new bowl
4. throw it at your cat
how do you trick chuck norris
1) Choose a regular trick
2) Simplify it, we don't want the idiot to be confused
3) Carry out the trick, it will work with ease due to Chucks moronicness (yes, I made that word up...)
How do you make a pancake?
1. get a pan and a cake
2. squish them together
who do you get your cat to leave you alone
1. Give your cat to the crazy cat lady that lives next door
How to send an email
1. write an email on a piece of paper
2. Put it in an envelope
3. seal envelope
4. Mail yourself to Russia
How do you Mail yourself to Russia?
Get a large box and stuff yourself inside it. Ask a friend to tape it up and carry you to the post office.
How do I make toast?
1. put bread in toaster
2. Set it to highest setting
3. Burn the bread
4. Eat cereal instead
how do you make blaziken even more awesome than he already is?
1. Make Blaziken Chuck Norris
How to feed a baby
1. Feed it. Duh.
How do you write a better question than him?^
1. Start a new post.
2. Think.
3. Collect ALL THE MARBLES!
4. ???
5. Profit.
How does one go about describing the fabric of space and time to an infant?
1. Grab 2 blankets
2. Label one time and one space
3. Say to the infant "This is the fabrics of time and space."
How do you make a jigglypuff beat an empoleon?
1. Find a jigglypuff.
2. Turn Empoleon into an egg
3. Have jigglypuff use a beater to Beat it.
How do you make a burrito in 1 second?
1. Get burrito
2. Throw in box of fireworks
3. Light.
4. Run like hell.
5. Enjoy what is left.
How do I make KFB?
1. Stop making fun of blaziken
2. Drive to KFC and order a bucket of chicken
3. Eat it and hush up
How do you make bacon?
1. Catch Grumpig
2. Throw in oven.
How do I make lemonade?
(Yum, psychedelic bacon!)
1. Take lemons
2. Throw them away
3. Go to starbuck's and order coffee
How do you get jiggy with it?
1. Go to a Golf Club.
2. Grab a Gof Club.
3. Destroy all the Grass Fields.
4. Roll over all the ruin and mayhem you caused.
5. Since now you have a green suit, go to the next Local Similar Disco (LSD).
6. Get on LSD.
7. Look for a Mirror Ball. Miror B. is acceptable.
8. Throw some water at it, and start dancing while taunting the object which you threw some water at.
9. NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
10. Ask for profits.
How do I love?
1. NOBODY TO LOOOOOVE.
How do I find the end of the rainbow?
1. Go to Ireland.
2. Find Leprechauns.
3. Dress as Leprechaun.
4. Wait for Leprechauns to accept you as one of them.
5. Wait for rainbow.
6. Follow Leprechauns to end of rainbow, shout frequently about how happy you'll be when you find your Pot O' Gold.
7. Once at end of rainbow, show Leprechauns you are not a Leprechaun.
8. Slay Leprechauns and eat various body parts: liver, kidneys, hearts will do.
9. Take Pot O' Gold for yourself - dance around it in style similar to that of Leprechaun but with +maniacal laughter, -sanity.
How do I become a member of the #denchgang?
1. you can't
2. theyll never let you be one of them
3. just give up.
how do I find all these singles living in my area I cant find them
1. Open up the app store.
2. Use a dating site.
3. Find that dating site is inaccurate.
4. Go to a bar in some far-off state instead.
Instructions to find a new pen-pal?
1. Travel to a different country
2. Live in said country for a long time and learn the language.
3. Forget the language you know now.
4. Get arrested and thrown in jail.
5. Write to one of your current and then former friends and ask for money.
How do I tape a completely pointless and stupid music video for YouTube?
1.) Tape Justin Bieber concert.
2.) Post it on Viemo.
How to kill a mockingbird?
1. Make an awesome looking bow, complete with arrows
2. Learn to shoot it.
3. Attempt to shoot one but hit a hawk instead. :/
How do you do?
1. Attempt.
2. Make.
3. Shrek.
4. Actually do.
How do you build a Pajero?
1. Find out what a Pajero is.
2. Build one
3. Fail.
How do you make a profit?
1.) Buy 100000 lbs of fresh tuna.
2.) Let said tuna sit in sun for four months straight.
3.) Sell the tuna
4.) Declare bankruptcy.
How to tie a shoe?
1. Buy shoelaces
2. Lace your shoes up
3. Attempt to tie them
4. Find out that your shoelaces are actually thin, venomous snakes
5. Get bitten
6. Finish tying them right before the poison makes you slip into a coma
How do you pass a geometry course?
1. Become square(d)
2. Every time your crush does not talk to you, say "Balls!".
3. Breed (with) Porygons.
4. Become AZN.
5. Understand it is not possible to pass Geometry Course.
How to how to?
1. Attempt
2. Make
3. Shrek
4. Get Shrek'd
5. Pick yourself up off the ground
6. Actually how to.
How do you almost rerun someone else's response?
1. open laptop
2. read response
3. find person in question
4. run around person's house
5. run around person's house backwards
6. repeat
how do you open a tab?
!.) Get a flamethrower
2.) Light flamethrower
3.) Put flame on tab
4.) Light tab on fire
5.) Put out fire with gasoline
6.) Explain to firefighters how your house blew up
How to make Sheldon Cooper cry?
1. Assume Penny's control
2. Actually find a flaw on Star Wars IV
3. State women are, at least, as important as men, and do demonstrate it.
4. Whenever he tries to ignore you, tell him how much his granny enjoyed having offsprings.
5. Leave while not leaving Leonard behind, thus successfully living with him.
How do you drink/consume Royco Cup-a-Soup?
1. act your age
2. put soup in microwave
3. touch partner
4. spill soup
how do you riverdance
1.) Go to a river
2.) Start dancing in river
3.) Be knocked over by fast moving current and drown
How to make Raj's dog Cinnamon do tricks
1. Don't bother. That thing is beyond help
2. Get a cat- They're more self-sufficient.
How do you find the real identity of The Stig?
1. Fire Jeremy Clarkson.
2. Become the Black Stig.
3. Use your bacl power to merger with White Stig.
4. Go around the show naked. They will eventually find out your identity.
How do you give some stuff away?
1. Get some stuff
2. Throw it at random people
3. Get thrown in jail on assault charges
How do you become Phoenix Wright?