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Title: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: NTN on July 21, 2013, 08:24
Make a funny play on words that has to do with the site.



"What is the national anthem of all banned members?"

"The Star-Spangled Banhammer" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 21, 2013, 15:07
Okay.....
"What kind of zombie rates names?"
"The Name Rotter!"
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 21, 2013, 19:03
What forum game do infernape fans like to play?

How far in until the Blazikens show up?
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: NTN on July 23, 2013, 05:21
What would you call Poison2007 if she had Draghost Points?

...

Pointson2007! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 23, 2013, 13:50
Why did the site do pokemon big brother

because big sister was busy that week
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 23, 2013, 15:56
What did the Modmin say after he spilled a glass of water?
Joe no! I dropped my cup!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: sans the skeleton on July 23, 2013, 16:00
What's it called when Drag gets possessed by a ghost?

A Ghost in Drag.
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 23, 2013, 16:04
Why did poison had to do 2007?

Because 2008 2009
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 23, 2013, 16:06
ha ha ha

What did one Furret say to another Furret?
Hey, I Sentret you a letter!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: sans the skeleton on July 23, 2013, 16:15
Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on July 23, 2013, 16:04
Why did poison had to do 2007?

Because 200 8 2009

please explain that one to me
i didn't get it D:

How do trees get on PKMN.NET?
They LOG in!
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 23, 2013, 16:17
What did Poison2007 do to Draghost?
She shoved something up his Arceus!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 23, 2013, 16:18
why were the admins and mods grouped under modmins

because aderators was too long
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: NTN on July 24, 2013, 02:30
Why did the mod PHIL need a shower?

'Cause he was PHILthy! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 24, 2013, 02:47
Which admin is most likely to be an avenger?

Psythor! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: lugia95 on July 24, 2013, 02:52
What would you call a drag-queen presenting a show?

A drag-host.
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 24, 2013, 02:58
Which user has the most phlegm?

lugia95
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 24, 2013, 03:54
who is the scarediest member here
ShinyBlaze-chicken2000 >:D
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: NTN on July 24, 2013, 07:22
When the mod Kay is trying to tell you something, what do you say?

'kay. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


How much Qualot could a Swalot swallow if a Swalot could swallow Qualot?
A lot.
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 25, 2013, 00:48
What is hitmonchu's favorite soda?

Bronyspriter
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 25, 2013, 03:10
L ;D L

What shop do Modmins get their shoes?

Firestrom (Don't get it? It's a parody of Nordstrom.)
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 25, 2013, 13:37
Which modmin is most likely to be from the future?

Phil

(It was a show on disney)
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 25, 2013, 15:46
What do you call a prehistoric member who has posted 150 times?
A T-Rex Fan! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: NTN on July 25, 2013, 22:09
What do you say to Joeno when he confronts a member breaking the rules?

"Why did you have to Jeruin the fun!"

(Joeno's name is Jeroen) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 26, 2013, 15:17
What pokemon is Psythor most like?

Scyther! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 26, 2013, 17:26
Which PKMN member lives in a petting zoo?
Dragoat!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 26, 2013, 17:34
Good one!

Which modmon is most likely to be a ginger cat with nine lives?

Firestorm!

(Warriors series, the actual character is Firestar)
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 26, 2013, 22:30
What's draghost's favorite food?
Draghetti and meatballs!

What's a modmin's favorite film?
Poke-monty python and the holy grail!
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 26, 2013, 22:34
Which user is most likely to be a wizard from harry potter?

BronySpriter
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 27, 2013, 14:07
Who's the smallest member?

TinyBlaziken2000!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: NTN on July 29, 2013, 04:09
If Richard and Blaziken were a couch potato, what would you call him?

Richlard and Lazyken. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 29, 2013, 14:02
Which pokemon is the breakfast choice of the French?

croissantella! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 29, 2013, 15:23
Which Pokemon has the most money?
Ji-rich-i!
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 29, 2013, 15:40
Which user is most like a dessert?

BrownieSpriter! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: Hitmonchu on July 30, 2013, 16:30
Which user is the most likely to rob someone?
Ruby Robbin'  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: SirBlaziken on July 30, 2013, 17:35
Which user is most likely to ruin one of your senses?

Draghost haunts your sight! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: NTN on July 30, 2013, 22:32
Which member is a powerful new robotic invention?

ShinyBlaziken3000
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: quack98 on July 30, 2013, 22:33
Which member is a French spy?

Poisson007

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: NTN on July 30, 2013, 22:36
Where does Chloe live?

In a Wolstenhome. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: quack98 on July 30, 2013, 22:38
Which member is most likely a detective?

Wolstenholmes
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: NTN on July 30, 2013, 22:40
Which modmin invented Gangnam Style?

Psythor
Title: Re: PKMN.NET Site Jokes
Post by: glash101 on August 04, 2013, 05:10
In soccer pictures who always does the 6th pose?

Po6(Pose six)