Okay, pretty simple, basically say something that, in any other place, would create a very awkward silence with the above poster. Remember, keep it PG-13 :laugh:
wow bravo on those Meganium sprites in your sig they're SO AMAZING OH MY GOD, please teach me your ways
Umm... Can I have your autograph. Wait. Your not him!!!
I really fancy you.
(OMG how bad would this be though :laugh:)
(That'd be so awkward, yeah... I'd kind of cry xD)
Nate says he likes you. He asked me to ask you if you like him back. Wait. No. He didn't want me to tell you he'd asked... Whoops...
Draghost and I are planning to meet up in London.
(If this were true, I'd book a train :laugh:)
I'm actually a girl :ohmy:
I'm married 37 and have 12 children.
I am married to another guy and we have a biological son :o
I'm really Sheldon Cooper's Russian counterpart.
I love you soooooo much! I just want to give you a huge hug! <3
Ok......
I'm really a gay 20 year old named george
im actually a 40 year old gay pedophile
I iz a kitteh that wantz cheesburger!
Well I want kitten-burger (Feels weird typing that with my cat next to me)
I want to smell your face.
With my lips.
Repeatedly.
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So... What's with the whole Jigglypuff thing? I mean, if you said jiggly puff it would just sound like an insult, right?
Robin, he's my alter ego
(You know what'd make that even more awkward? The fact I was saying robin was cute yesterday :-/)
I am a French pirate! Arrrrrgh!
Are you the second Robin?
You know, the one that got beaten half to death with a crowbar and then was left in a building that was about to asplod which then made you die?
Didn't wailords go extinct in gen 3?
(@RW: To answer your question, no, I hated that robin... xD)
If you're shiny, then can you be racist to regular blazikens?
If your surname is Grayson does that mean your father is gray?
I'm sorry, Chris Wolstenholme just died of substance abuse
That's not even funny in any way. He did almost die from alcoholism once... :mellow:
(Although this is my statement for the thread, it is also true.)
If you're surnames Hodgkinson, does that make you're dad Hod- wait... That doesn't work, does it?
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Quote from: Wolstenholme on September 19, 2013, 22:32
That's not even funny in any way. He did almost die from alcoholism once... :mellow:
It's not supposed to be funny, and sorry.
Jigglypuffs now evolve into lickilicky
Are you saying that's a bad thing? Some of my best friends are Lickilickys.
Umm... Nate... I think I like James...
What is a Captain Kirk?
Chocolate tastes like chicken.............
Aw man.... your lips look delicious....
How Much is the Doggie in the Window?
Look, I have my new dog with me!
*you pet the dog*
I just found him in the toilet!
Hey Brony! Do you think MLP is a little bit, camp?
Dick, Mum and Dad wanted to wait until you were 18 to tell you this, but I want you to know now. You're adopted.
(That would explain a lot... xD)
Umm... Nate? I accidentally say on the dog...
Will you be my Mommy?
I think I broke something I shouldn't... NO, IT WAS NOT HER VIRGINITY...
so, what do you think of the new watermelon-flavored inhaler they just released?
(I do not have athsma btw)
Why is the sky blue?
Are you my Mommy?
Heya, long-lost brother/sister!
Hey!!! Did you know, You're marrying Chloe tomorrow?
Dick, I'm moving out. I just can't handle living in the same house as you any more.
(I'm kidding of course.)
(I wouldn't blame you xD)
Nate, Amy asked me to ask you out for her...
Mommy? Why'd you stab Daddy with a spoon?
All hail the Overlord and Supreme Ruler of All time, Doggy Woggy!
did you know if you spell your name backwards it spells orange? haha you're gullible there's nothing here either
did you know that we live in fear of the titans
Are you my Mummy?
Um.......
I'm actually an infernape fan.
I'm sorry, this just isn't working out. You're a fire-type, and I'm a water-type. We just don't mix, and I should have realized it sooner. I've tried to make this work, but you're just too out of control.
I'm taking our child, Scald, with me to my grandmother's house. I left the divorce papers on the kitchen counter.
Um.... Scald died years ago.
i am scald.
Luke
I am your father.
but my name isnt luke!! :ohmy:
Apples do not really exist.
Blaziken is only a myth
Um.....
Bliss now means fat men
infernape will take over the world in gen eight
The world is a myth
Gimme all your money or else Pluto gets blown up!
you are the human incarnate of the country italy
i look so cute
Your name backwards, esmihW, means big toe in an extinct language.
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want to be friends?
i broke your pokemon x/y cartridge
The cow says: SHAZOOOOOO!
*whispers in ur ear* ding dong what is wrong
The reason Espurr is disturbed... Is because it isn't disturbed, it's choking!
Gengar has a creamy center.
I'm glad we agree.
Gloss rhymes with hair!
i like your shoelaces
Daddy has magazines of naked ladies hugging in his closet.
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!
editted to have more than 3 wooooooords (thanks for pointing it out poison, I clean forgot)
I heard once in a barely read potion of the site that you had to use more than three words in a post.
I wonder what happened to it????????????????????
Wonder trade is really addicting, I feel like I've wasted so much of my time sitting hoping I get something good from it.
do these pants make my butt look fat? They do? GOOD. Now tell me I'm fabulous.
Those pants were worn by hitler!
I ate all the bacon!
Daddy's gun tastes like pennies!
Have I ever told you how much you reminded me of my late son from the future?
Have you seen a pink dinosaur anywhere? I appear to have dropped one....
Really? I think I saw it in your fridge...
... N-not that I was in your house.. Or anything...
Did you see that??????? No, neither did I....
I saw you in his house. I was under the sofa watching your every movement.
-SNIPED-
I want to have 400 children with you and call each of them Charlie as it is a unisex name.
Can one be called nemo? Pleeeeeease?
I'll love you forever :angel:
If you promise to be my friend, we can stay together forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever....
will you marry me?
^Sure! And if you EVER try to leave, I'll have to cut myself with a feather and then I'll have to cut you too!
Your husband and I have... a thing... going on...
Ooh, do you plan on having kids? I haven't eaten any in days! :D
The only babies I'll be having are yours :3
But you said that we could start a family?
Well it appears I'm going to be popping out everyone's children.
Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. SAME AS IT EVER WAS!
Well...it's strange seeing you here huh?
What have I told you about touching me there?! >=(
I Eat Cannibals. It's incredible!
I bet they taste FUNNY! Because they're clowns!
....
Wait wrong joke.
Clowd Nine AHAHAHA-ok...not the best joke...
hi (the joke is everything i say is awkward)
You're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
I thought you were-oh wait got the gender wrong again :O
I EAT SPHEALS.
Mommy! Mommy! I just tickled Grandma with a chainsaw! Aren't you prowd of me? :3
yes! very proud! who needs that dumb grandma anyway?
You're cute when you're dead!
but i thought we were married? o:
I shall hold thee heart in my hands. Literally.
I like the color of your belly button.
ma'am, could you refrain from touching me there?
Mrrrrrrooooooooooow! Mrrrow! Mrrrrroooooow! Meow!
Can I jiggle your puffs?
only if i can volk your ner
Soft kitty! Warm Kitty! Little ball of fur!
The thing is that I have eaten cats with fur as a dessert.
I WUV YOU MOMMY!!!!
Yeah, how about that solar eclipse that your post caused?
It was caused by ShinyBlaziken's MOMMA, actually. She's so fat she could not be eaten by Snorlax.
That post was spot on, and i'm a purple space cat!
I've got wind.
Quote from: Chloe_ on April 07, 2014, 22:52
I've got wind.
Wobbu-FART! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsMyHAY5zqo)
Sorry, coudn't resist!
POMF =3
Her hostel is actually "The Shining"'s, therefore, Chloe is ice!
Um.... scouts aren't delicious
^I'll call you "Zazzles" because you are just so zazzy! :3