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Title: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on November 04, 2013, 18:16
I got this idea from a show called Mock the Week (contains strong language) and I thought it would be a good idea to share it here.

Basically, the first person gives the answer to a question, and the next person has to make up a question for it. The answers/questions can be as hilarious as you like, and having a laugh is encouraged.

It will basically go like this

Person 1: Disco Infernapes (Answer)
Person 2: What is the reason snipers are currently keeping close watch over Sinnoh? (Question)

(Answer for the below poster)

I'll start us off:

49 cents.
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 04, 2013, 18:35
A: How much should Magikarp be sold for?

Hahaha I love Mock The Week.

Q: Ben and Jerry's Phish Food.
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on November 04, 2013, 18:44
What is the result when you mix ice cream, chaphatti flour and marijuana into one hour of boredom?

Camouflage suits.
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Post by: sans the skeleton on November 05, 2013, 09:36
What shouldn't you wear at an airport?

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on November 05, 2013, 15:40
Why am I currently stabbing myself in the eyes to blind myself?

Cheetos.
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Post by: Mr. Apple on November 05, 2013, 20:36
what is an amazing food covered with HAPPINESS?

a lamborghini
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 05, 2013, 20:38
What car manufacturer sounds like it should be a type of pasta?

Pomegranate.
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Post by: sans the skeleton on November 05, 2013, 23:23
What's the most annoying fruit to try and eat?

Frogs in barrels.
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on November 05, 2013, 23:25
What can I see when I'm stoned?

Ninjas
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Post by: Mr. Apple on November 06, 2013, 02:14
What does this  :ph34r: face sort of kind of look like?

25
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Post by: Lexidius on November 06, 2013, 08:43
What year do you start to realise your teenage drunken escapades must come to an end?

Social justice
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Post by: Spriter on November 12, 2013, 22:28
What will the human race never have?

Russian Vodka.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 12, 2013, 22:30
What should you never drink if offered by a dodgy man with shades?

A rather large dinosaur
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Post by: Spriter on November 12, 2013, 22:33
What appears to attack when you know you are in deep trouble?

Shirts and ties.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 12, 2013, 22:35
What will often be found on an apartments floor on New Year's Day? ;)

A shooting star
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Post by: Spriter on November 12, 2013, 22:37
The answer to 42's little brother is what, rounded down to the nearest phenomenom?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 14, 2013, 15:18
It Sucks to Be Me!

How did Gary Coleman end up as a superintendent on Avenue Q?
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 15, 2013, 00:03
Quote from: Captain Jigglypuff on November 14, 2013, 15:18
It Sucks to Be Me!

What does the vacuum say?

80's Blaziken
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Post by: Hitmonchu on December 30, 2013, 23:27
What's actually in a hot dog?

Emoticons
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Post by: SirBlaziken on December 31, 2013, 01:09
What is one thing that is overused in today's society?

1924
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 31, 2013, 01:24
What time is it?

It's completely Automatic
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on December 31, 2013, 12:22
Describe how quickly the pain and anger flows through someone when listening to Bieber.

Ridiculously large.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on December 31, 2013, 13:07
What does a Weedle become when it eats a highly fattening Oran Berry?

A shiny Relicanth
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 31, 2013, 13:18
What is a Wailord?

An evil witch who feeds on attention
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Post by: sans the skeleton on December 31, 2013, 13:33
Who is Lady Gaga? (I am JK i love Gaga)

Girls!
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Post by: the bread dragon on December 31, 2013, 14:07
whats the name of a hella beastie boys song

fighter jets
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Post by: SirBlaziken on December 31, 2013, 14:55
What will I use in my military campaign?

Spoiled cupcakes
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Post by: Hitmonchu on December 31, 2013, 16:48
What did Gary Oak have for dinner last night?

Weedle's horn
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Post by: SirBlaziken on December 31, 2013, 21:07
What is Draghost's weapon of choice?

Honey
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Post by: Hitmonchu on December 31, 2013, 21:47
What did Draghost name his Level 70 Garchomp?

A purple afro
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Post by: SirBlaziken on December 31, 2013, 21:56
What does Grape Ape wear to a disco party?

Diggersby
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on December 31, 2013, 22:00
#Diggersbytho?

Three fat women.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on December 31, 2013, 22:58
Who's in charge of the Board of Education?

Your mother's buttocks.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 01, 2014, 14:59
What is big, round, and belongs to one of your relatives?

An alternative to spandex.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 01, 2014, 17:57
What does David Bowie need more than anything else in the world?

A grammatical inconsistency.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 01, 2014, 19:52
What is a constant in the below user's posts?

Cookie
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 01, 2014, 20:21
What kind of pastry did Squirtle destroy with his Hyper Beam?

A gorilla with leprosy.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 01, 2014, 23:35
What exactly is Infernape?

Your mom.
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on January 01, 2014, 23:36
Who is the owner of your mother's buttocks?

A broken wheel.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 01, 2014, 23:38
What would I like to hit Zeke with?

The FBS.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 02, 2014, 04:08
What is an acronym for Fat Bisexual Snakes?

A frozen pizza.
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Post by: the bread dragon on January 02, 2014, 16:39
what do you put in the oven and eat lots of?

GIGANTIC ORANGE TURTLES
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 02, 2014, 16:44
Who's in charge of the US Government?

A dead Fletchling
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Post by: kazimo on January 04, 2014, 03:59
What happens when you give a 10 year old trainer a gun?

A Chicken Popsicle
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 04, 2014, 17:13
What was Mewtwo created from?

An inner tube
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on January 04, 2014, 17:14
What do we need to get this party started?

Strawberry bonbons.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 04, 2014, 17:18
What's inside Shedinja?

Fake devil horns
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Post by: kazimo on January 05, 2014, 08:10
What are those things on Volcarona's head?

A runaway lease
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 05, 2014, 15:13
Who is Mewtwo's best friend?

Two chocolate shakes
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Post by: kazimo on January 05, 2014, 22:04
What's the name of a new age dance?

We robbed a Mexican monkey
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 05, 2014, 22:10
What did Zeke say?

Kangaroos
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 05, 2014, 23:29
Who are Brony's real relatives?

One matchstick
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 05, 2014, 23:39
What cannot box?

A red Darkrai.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 07, 2014, 21:12
What sounds like Satan?

Jedi Master Lucario
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 07, 2014, 21:22
Who is Mewtwo's secret lover?

Mewtwo
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 07, 2014, 21:24
What is my darkside?

24
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 07, 2014, 21:33
What's NOT the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

A turd with Pikachu cheeks.
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Post by: kazimo on January 08, 2014, 02:36
What is Dedenne?

Zapped!
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 08, 2014, 23:13
What happens when you name your Zapdos Ed?

Doritos
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 09, 2014, 22:57
What is a snack that never lasts long in my house?

Shark fin
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 10, 2014, 02:04
What is Dick's favorite kind of soup?

Wonder Trade
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on January 15, 2014, 16:11
Where has the most recent outbreak of Bidoof swarms occurred?

Lipstick, Vaseline and Jam
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Post by: kazimo on January 15, 2014, 20:59
What is the new bedroom trend among couples?

A vampire and a shovel
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on January 15, 2014, 21:09
What do we need to get this party started?

Stewed prunes.
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Post by: Wolstenholme on January 15, 2014, 22:52
What is the only food Eric Pickles won't eat?

13 years
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on January 15, 2014, 22:55
How long has it been since you last had a shower, smelly?

Quote from: BronySpriter on January 10, 2014, 02:04
What is Dick's favorite kind of soup?

...what? xD

~~~~~

A drunken pirate
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Post by: Wolstenholme on January 15, 2014, 23:00
What does Dick smell like?

Smelly.

a horrible stench
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on January 15, 2014, 23:16
What's can I smell from Chloe all the way over here?

Smellier.

A long hug.
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Post by: Wolstenholme on January 15, 2014, 23:18
What do I really need right now?

Smelliest?

a sick bag and an industrial cleaning product.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on January 15, 2014, 23:20
What's usually found when a ride breaks down?

Smellierest. That's a word, shush xD

Chloe
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Post by: Wolstenholme on January 15, 2014, 23:21
What is my christian name? ;)

Smelliest X infinity?

Dick.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on January 15, 2014, 23:23
Who is the most awesome person on pkmn.net?

So smelly that even the stars don't shine because your stench is so overpowering :tongue2:

A massive MASSIVE turkey
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 15, 2014, 23:24
What would I like to throw at the nearest TV Warehouse right now?

My dog
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Post by: Wolstenholme on January 15, 2014, 23:24
What sort of animal was Dick raised by?

stopping with the smelly stuff now bc I'm off to bed.

Me.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 15, 2014, 23:28
(Night Chloe!)

Who is the most sane user in our little group?

The iirc
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 16, 2014, 01:34
what is an underused internet slang term?

A policeman.
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Post by: Spriter on January 17, 2014, 22:17
Who would you most likely call a pleb?

*ahem* Who is most likely to dislike you for being a pain in the neck?

Belgium.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 17, 2014, 23:00
where are Belgian waffles made?

spheal
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 18, 2014, 01:27
What can be cute but evolves into something useless.

Jennifer Lawrence
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 18, 2014, 15:59
What is that thing riding on Rayquaza's back?

A red pancake
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 19, 2014, 01:36
What is one thing that cannot be a red dog?

Fried Catfish
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 19, 2014, 16:52
What would a Whiscash in hot  oil be?

Lady Gaga
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 19, 2014, 17:23
Who's face would Ash Ketchum like to poke?

Two green shoes
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 19, 2014, 20:36
What is one thing that can't be 2 red shoes?

Purple
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Post by: Spriter on January 19, 2014, 21:15
PURPLE RAIN...PURRRRPLE RAAAIIIIIN

What do you do when you hold your breath for too long?

Dave.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 19, 2014, 21:24
What is the name of one of the minions from Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2?

Over Salted French Fries
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Post by: the bread dragon on January 19, 2014, 23:59
what do i want in exponential amounts?

thunder
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on January 20, 2014, 00:05
What is the most annoying move in rain?

7.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on January 20, 2014, 00:11
What ate 9?

Pizza rolls.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 20, 2014, 04:06
If pizza is pushed down a hill, what does it do?

Greninja
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Post by: kazimo on January 22, 2014, 18:42
Who is a better ninja than Naruto?

Chocolate covered buneary
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Post by: Hitmonchu on January 23, 2014, 01:49
What did Arceus eat because of a triple-Houndoom-dare?

A running man
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