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so over the years, npc's have said some funny stuff. this is a thread for your favorites!

mine is probably from the swimmer that says something along the lines of...

Quoteif im wearing a bikini... where do i put my pokeballs? teehee! womans secret!

The old man outside Celadon gym who says something like:

QuoteThis gyms great - it's full of women

In Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald, theres a female trainer who says something like:

QuoteI'm just starting out as a pokemon trainer, help me further my career!

Then, after you beat her, she says something like:

QuoteI helped you further your career!

There's always going to be:

QuoteDon't look behind that poster

and

Quote"... You say what? Team Rocket bye-bye a go-go? Broken up it is says you? Oh, no! Should I do what now on from, me? ...OK. I my country go home. Make Team Rocket I will. Good-bye! So long!"

QuoteOh! I am member of Team Rocket, yes!
Long ago Team Rocket bye-bye a go-go, so I return my country and make Team Rocket!
So I vowed!
But go home and not long married I am.
Oh! Happiness is family! Hurrah!

Team Rocket you adorable bunch of hooligans.

Non-Pokemon related:

Mackenzie: Do you know a cold place?
Fortune Teller: My ex-husband's heart.

Man: It's [planetarium] closed. What do I do now?
Mackenzie: Get a job.
˜Touch Detective

Pokemon related:

Youngster: I like shorts!

Maid in Battle Chateau (After defeating her): I HAVE FAILED MY MISSION.... (Why is she a robot to begin with?!!!)

Claire (In GSC Dragon's Den): It contains Dragonbreath. No it has nothing to do with my breath!

Quote from: Chlo on November 08, 2013, 23:19
Team Rocket you adorable bunch of hooligans.

on the note of team rocket...

Quoteoh no i dropped the lift key

Umm, that bikini quote scared me a little...

There's always Youngster Joey:

QuoteMy Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata!

^Random fact: Youngster joeys Rattata has near flawless IVs iirc, and so is indeed in the top percentage of rattata

Edit: Google tells me it is Adamant with 30/31/29/31/26/30

"Team Galactic Nap Room: Please check no one is in a bed before you get in it!"

I am now both scared and confused.

Youngster in X and Y: "Whenever I'm down after losing a battle, I think 'At least I've still got my shorts!"

Wat.

Psychic person: "Wow! Your Pokemon's power levels are incredible! Over 9,000 for sure!"

That meme reference.

Butler guy: "Meow, meow! I can haz cheezburger, meow! (Ugh, I really sound like a fool don't I?)"

Hahaha xD

My favorite is from a couple in Luminose City:

"My Emolga really wants to shock your Dedenne"
"...What?"

QuoteDo you have any idea how quickly Bug type Pokemon evolve?

Larvesta: "Sorry, what was that?"

Quote from: A Wild Scrafty on November 09, 2013, 15:53
Youngster in X and Y: "Whenever I'm down after losing a battle, I think 'At least I've still got my shorts!"

Psychic person: "Wow! Your Pokemon's power levels are incredible! Over 9,000 for sure!"

These two ayee. They're pretty funny.

There was a guy in Kalos, at the end of Victory Road that said "my body is ready". I enjoyed that one.

I like the guy in XY who says we're getting an R/S remake. Or heavily implies it anyway.
He definitely mentions something about rubies and sapphires.

Interested cos I never played gen III and want to play hoenn, see if it's as good as everyone says

Can't remember the exact quotes, but I noticed two characters make references to the "come at me bro" and "my body is ready" memes.

I believe Agatha made hints she was romantically linked to Prof. Oak. Then in the original RB games, there was that Channeller that said, "Blood...Blood...GIMME BLOOD!"

I always laugh at,
"Stop right there, kid! You're still light years from facing BROCK!" from Red and Blue.
I love how BROCK is the only word capitalized. XD

Possibly any of the Youngster short jokes + the NPC from Red in Lavender Town regarding the 'white hand' on your shoulder.

"technology is amazing!" always makes me laugh... i dunno why

From "Metal Gear" (Raiden's game)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhMsboqMMzs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhMsboqMMzs)

From "Pokémon":

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/211/8/7/not_as_hot_as_brock__by_hellamonetza-d594yct.jpg)

From "Lego Island":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9hDbFlSQQI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9hDbFlSQQI)

Try listening to this without watching it. He becomes a Playable Character, but the cutscene... dang it.

Quote from: delicious_scout on February 09, 2014, 14:15
From "Pokémon":

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/211/8/7/not_as_hot_as_brock__by_hellamonetza-d594yct.jpg)

Well then, that escalated quickly.

This is from Mortal Kombat Deception's Konquest mode. The back story is a woman is upset she hasn't seen her dog Niko for days and wants you (Shunjinko) to find him. A man found the dog and thought Niko was a stray so he had the butcher turn him into meat. You then get what's left of Niko and this is the actual quote when you talk to the owner.

Woman: My doggie! Oh my poor doggie! Oh well. I can always make a nice stew with him!

*Later on*
Woman: Would you like to have some Niko stew?


My first reaction- WTF?!!!

You have to admit that this is pretty messed up even for a game where you literally rip off other people's heads for fun!

From "Zero Escape: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors":

from the battle subway in b/w

Quotei am very bad and stupid but i am very serious about pokemon

always makes me laugh

I'm pretty sure this was for Pokemon quotes only...

Spriter; maybe you are right, but you just posted without any quote! That's bad, man! Y'know, since I am good, I will help you!

See? You just need to do this:

Quote from: Spriter on March 01, 2014, 22:01
I'm pretty sure this was for Pokemon quotes only...

Due to the fact this site is about Pokémon, you just saved yourself! Yay!

And now, time for another quote, this time from an NPC in love with us: