Simple and fun! -Slogan game
Basically, you take something, and make a new slogan for it (following the basic site rules of course)
Ohio Weather: Bipolar since, well, ever.
Oh, you wanna talk awful weather?
Newfoundland Weather: If you don't like it, wait five minutes.
Edit: Wait, I got a few more
Newfoundland Weather: You might as well ask the stars.
Newfoundland Weather: Don't turn on the high beams!
Newfoundland Roads: More patchwork then a quilt.
Newfoundland and Labrador: "So, what should we call this place?"
^Basically Ohio's weather, not even winter is reliable.
Spiders: Misunderstood since the beginning of time
Life: "You're having a great day? I'll fix that"
My luck with weather at camp - Your cabin is the farthest away from everything? Here's a tornado warning.
Money - When you need me you can't find me. When you have me, I change it quickly.
Tetris: "Fitting Ukraine into us for the biggest score"
Russia - Dancing on the line between madness and WW III since the end of the Cold War
The Bugbear: Poisonous bites, perfect for killing little ponies in a matter of hours!
McDonald's: Billions and Billions served (terribly)