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Title: Post a funny joke!
Post by: The name master on December 10, 2015, 14:10
Self explanatory.

Here's my joke!

chuck Norris has never had a heart attack... his heart is smart enough not to attack him.
Title: Re: Post a funny joke!
Post by: Petzbreeder on December 10, 2015, 18:11
That was pretty funny!  ;D

Kirby is such a good singer that whenever he does karaoke, he can quite literally destroy the competition (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O1CCTC5VZ0).
Title: Re: Post a funny joke!
Post by: The name master on December 10, 2015, 19:36
I want to post a joke I know, but it has the rude word for "pee" or "wee" or "urinate" in it. Am I allowed to post this joke if I use * to hide it?
Title: Re: Post a funny joke!
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 10, 2015, 21:42
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam".
Title: Re: Post a funny joke!
Post by: The name master on December 11, 2015, 08:32
Yo' Momma's so stupid, when I told her Christmas was around the corner, she went and looked for it!
Title: Re: Post a funny joke!
Post by: sans the skeleton on December 11, 2015, 09:45
the best joke is meninism
Title: Re: Post a funny joke!
Post by: The name master on December 11, 2015, 14:39
Girl: Lost two pounds this week!
Me: What? Did you take off your makeup?
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Post by: sylar on December 11, 2015, 17:27
Quote from: Poison2007 on December 11, 2015, 09:45
the best joke is meninism

this is a good post id give karma for it if karma still existed
Title: Re: Post a funny joke!
Post by: SirBlaziken on December 13, 2015, 22:16
^Quite honestly, although it's supposed to be a satire page, I agree.

The Cleveland Browns.

Ok, here's a real one:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/79/a5/3c/79a53cfc9886efdcf13fc6b0536a7a04.jpg)
Title: Re: Post a funny joke!
Post by: The name master on December 16, 2015, 15:08
At a Christmas dinner:

Mum: Why haven't you eaten your carrots?! You must eat your greens!
Child: But mum... carrots aren't green.
Mum: .......

Probably a bad joke, or it needs a little bit more work on it.
Title: Re: Post a funny joke!
Post by: Meowstic Royalty on December 16, 2015, 15:59
How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.
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Post by: kindtocrows on December 16, 2015, 20:45
So, a few years ago my friend and I were talking about smart cars. Our other friend drives one, which prompted this discussion. Now, the roads around here are pretty treacherous with poor quality pavement leading to ruts along pretty much all roads, pot holes and poorly fixed sections of road, and high winds. Driving a smart car even on the city roads here seems like a bad idea, and the small size of the car  but of course we had to ask: what about a smart car on the highway? It didn't take long to come to the conclusion the the car would likely crash, but, being the optimist that I am, I pointed out that at least it would be good for the environment, since it would be fertilizing the soil as it decomposed. She gave me an odd look and said she didn't think smart cars decomposed. I shrugged and said, "no, but the bodies will."

She burst out laughing and kept bringing it up, around as many people as possible, for at least a year.
Title: Re: Post a funny joke!
Post by: The name master on December 18, 2015, 08:33
Q: How was the giraffe created?
A: When Chuck Norris uppercuts a horse!
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