This is a game where you say something to show how far you would go to have a shiny.
EG: I'd learn to drive
It can be as silly as you like and you don't actually have to do it.
So....
I'd use a master ball on a shiny instead of mewtwo.
i'd murder someone for a nice shiny
I'd use the move lick on a Grimer!
I'd drop a nuke into the sun for a Shiny!
I would allow a Magnemite to get close to my Laptop for a shiny.
I'd eat deadly radioactive toxic waste for a Shiny!
I'm right here people don't kill yourselves.