Is there a quote you like? Who said it? Why do you like it?
It can be from TV, YouTube even your own fanfic. Just anywhere!
I like this quote from Jacksepticeye in Who's Your Daddy Episode 4:
(Everyone else makes fart noises)
no swearing - raven
"Raisins are nature's candy!"
"If that's true then why do they have to cover them in chocolate to sell them at the movies?"
From the special features of The Powerpuff Girls Movie:
*camera slowly zooms in*
Narrator: You're known as the tough one, but what about your sensitive side?
Buttercup: What about it?
*camera quickly zooms out*
Narrator: Nothing! Nothing!
Here's another Jacksepticeye quote:
SCREW YOU BILLY!!!
Here's a quote from my fanfic that sums up my life in two lines:
Kanga: She's pretty!
Sandshrew: And you're ugly!
Cynthia keeps saying this to Ash.
"When every life meets another, something will be born"
The last time I chacked, neither Ash nor Paul had a vagina. How can something "be born" then?
^Clearly youre not familiar with the world of fanfiction and fanart...
Voice over from Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
"He said 'Hello' and then I said (Screaming) "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Not only have you got a dodgy husband and a daughter that gets taken to school in a sedan chair - you're also mental! See you, you're an omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: "from bean to cup, you mess it up".
Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi)- The Thick of It.
"Maybe we need to eat it!"
"Why is it every time something's not working your first thought is to eat it?"
"so long, gay bowser!" mario at the end of mario 64
"Namaslay"
- Topshop, 2017
.. i really don't know why i love/hate it so much. just... topshop.
"balegdeh" (http://i.imgur.com/Vlpe4UC.png)
- little mix JAMAICA
Quote from: Milsap on April 28, 2017, 16:10
"Not only have you got a dodgy husband and a daughter that gets taken to school in a sedan chair - you're also mental! See you, you're an omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: "from bean to cup, you mess it up".
Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi)- The Thick of It.
My fave Malcolm Tucker "you were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra"
"Death's here, the party can start." - me when my friend, who's nickname is Death, showed up.
"Shut up, Death!" "Death, get out!" - my friend, while Death was being snarky during Anime Jeopardy.
Moral of the story is having a friend nicknamed Death can be a lot of fun.
this ones from my actual life but i like d it:
me: it's hard to dress as anthropology so i dressed as M Ant
my drama teCher, nearly 20wks pregnant w twins: that sounds like. A chat up line, id fall for that
Don't look if you haven't watched and plan to watch The Flash s03e20 because it ruins the season -
[spoiler]"I am the future, flash." - Savitar
For context, Savitar is from the future, and he knew everything that was happening and is taunting Flash for being one step behind, because he "is the future", but then like some 10 episodes later they reveal Savitar to literally be the Future Flash. Reminds me of those "punctuation saves lives" jokes lmao.[/spoiler]
Precalc teacher: Ok, can anyone tell me two angles that subtract to get 15?
Student: 90 and 60
Another student: Hunter, are you sure you're in the right class?
Fanfic quote!
Give... her... the... [spoiler]TRUTH!!![/spoiler]
Nidorina's advice to Kanga about how to get Dragonite's attention. Anyone see the joke? (https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.161317883.9034/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg)
QuoteMy fave Malcolm Tucker "you were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra"
"Get down here. Now. Might be best to wear brown trousers and a shirt the colour of blood"
"Has he run off? He does that"
"No, he's gone really HBO"
"Listen to Genie, dear! Genie knows! You need to get your mind off this incessant waiting!" (https://youtu.be/BTlwhk_RG10)
Genie in Alladin making a reference to Mrs Doubtfire, who was played by the same person! XD 👌👌👌
*Cardinal flies by*
My Brother: Did you know when a cardinal flies by, it means a loved one from heaven is watching over you?
My Mom: When did your dad die?
My Brother: When did our dad become a loved one?
Not a quote exactly, but I noticed something not quite right with this in-game message on Runescape.
(http://i65.tinypic.com/eqs674.png)
I didn't know that there was a "24rd" day in a month!
Fry: So you and the ship are an item? I know that you're both items but isn't it weird? It's like if I was dating this really fat lady and then living inside her.
~Futurama
Mufasa - The Lion King
"Simba, I am very disappointed in you (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw45nBcWNbQ)! You could have been killed! You deliberately disobeyed me! And what's worse, you put Nala in danger!"
For some reason this picture goes well with this quote:
[spoiler](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/970/058/031.png)[/spoiler]
I accidentally activated Siri on my iPod while closing an app yesterday, so I told it to go away to get rid of it.
Me: Go away, Siri!
Siri: What did I do?
^Siri: I just don't get this whole gender thing!
Answer Siri gave me when I asked what gender I am!
"Are lizards baby crocodiles?" - my mother lmao
Quote from: The name master on May 23, 2017, 16:42
For some reason this picture goes well with this quote
Ngl, was expecting a picture of a dead Mufasa.
^I'm such a disappointment, aren't I?
Here you go!
[spoiler](https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/rehost%2F2016%2F9%2F13%2Fc9ff156c-c2bc-45f2-a42e-36eb22bbab97.jpg)[/spoiler]
How would Mufasa say that though if he's dead? :???
I guess I should put a quote:
"Long live the king" Scar killing Mufasa.
How did Scar get his scar? And was he always called "Scar?"
From Fairly Oddparents
Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right.
Cosmo: But three rights make a left!
Funny thing is, it actually does!
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