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Title: Quotes from something
Post by: The name master on April 25, 2017, 18:40
Is there a quote you like? Who said it? Why do you like it?

It can be from TV, YouTube even your own fanfic. Just anywhere!

I like this quote from Jacksepticeye in Who's Your Daddy Episode 4:



(Everyone else makes fart noises)

no swearing - raven
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on April 25, 2017, 19:24
"Raisins are nature's candy!"
"If that's true then why do they have to cover them in chocolate to sell them at the movies?"
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Petzbreeder on April 25, 2017, 19:31
From the special features of The Powerpuff Girls Movie:
*camera slowly zooms in*
Narrator: You're known as the tough one, but what about your sensitive side?
Buttercup: What about it?
*camera quickly zooms out*
Narrator: Nothing! Nothing!
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: The name master on April 25, 2017, 20:49
Here's another Jacksepticeye quote:

SCREW YOU BILLY!!!

Here's a quote from my fanfic that sums up my life in two lines:

Kanga: She's pretty!
Sandshrew: And you're ugly!
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Petzbreeder on April 27, 2017, 12:35
Cynthia keeps saying this to Ash.
"When every life meets another, something will be born"

The last time I chacked, neither Ash nor Paul had a vagina. How can something "be born" then?
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: The Hooded Trainer on April 27, 2017, 15:40
^Clearly youre not familiar with the world of fanfiction and fanart...
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on April 27, 2017, 18:02
Voice over from Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
"He said 'Hello' and then I said (Screaming) "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Milsap on April 28, 2017, 16:10
"Not only have you got a dodgy husband and a daughter that gets taken to school in a sedan chair - you're also mental! See you, you're an omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: "from bean to cup, you mess it up".

Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi)- The Thick of It.
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on April 28, 2017, 18:50
"Maybe we need to eat it!"
"Why is it every time something's not working your first thought is to eat it?"
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on April 28, 2017, 19:06
"so long, gay bowser!" mario at the end of mario 64
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Sizacu on April 28, 2017, 19:54
"Namaslay"
- Topshop, 2017

.. i really don't know why i love/hate it so much. just... topshop.
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on April 28, 2017, 22:54
"balegdeh" (http://i.imgur.com/Vlpe4UC.png)

- little mix JAMAICA
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: not chloe on May 02, 2017, 16:36
Quote from: Milsap on April 28, 2017, 16:10
"Not only have you got a dodgy husband and a daughter that gets taken to school in a sedan chair - you're also mental! See you, you're an omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: "from bean to cup, you mess it up".

Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi)- The Thick of It.

My fave Malcolm Tucker "you were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra"
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: kindtocrows on May 02, 2017, 22:58
"Death's here, the party can start." - me when my friend, who's nickname is Death, showed up.
"Shut up, Death!" "Death, get out!" - my friend, while Death was being snarky during Anime Jeopardy.

Moral of the story is having a friend nicknamed Death can be a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on May 03, 2017, 00:35
this ones from my actual life but i like d it:
me: it's hard to dress as anthropology so i dressed as M Ant
my drama teCher, nearly 20wks pregnant w twins: that sounds like. A chat up line, id fall for that
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on May 03, 2017, 03:51
Don't look if you haven't watched and plan to watch The Flash s03e20 because it ruins the season -
[spoiler]"I am the future, flash." - Savitar

For context, Savitar is from the future, and he knew everything that was happening and is taunting Flash for being one step behind, because he "is the future", but then like some 10 episodes later they reveal Savitar to literally be the Future Flash. Reminds me of those "punctuation saves lives" jokes lmao.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 03, 2017, 03:58
Precalc teacher: Ok, can anyone tell me two angles that subtract to get 15?
Student: 90 and 60
Another student: Hunter, are you sure you're in the right class?
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: The name master on May 03, 2017, 08:48
Fanfic quote!

Give... her... the... [spoiler]TRUTH!!![/spoiler]

Nidorina's advice to Kanga about how to get Dragonite's attention. Anyone see the joke? (https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.161317883.9034/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg)
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Milsap on May 09, 2017, 09:01
QuoteMy fave Malcolm Tucker "you were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra"

"Get down here. Now. Might be best to wear brown trousers and a shirt the colour of blood"
"Has he run off? He does that"
"No, he's gone really HBO"
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: The name master on May 11, 2017, 11:00
"Listen to Genie, dear! Genie knows! You need to get your mind off this incessant waiting!" (https://youtu.be/BTlwhk_RG10)

Genie in Alladin making a reference to Mrs Doubtfire, who was played by the same person! XD 👌👌👌
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: SirBlaziken on May 19, 2017, 01:06
*Cardinal flies by*

My Brother: Did you know when a cardinal flies by, it means a loved one from heaven is watching over you?

My Mom: When did your dad die?

My Brother: When did our dad become a loved one?
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Petzbreeder on May 23, 2017, 14:52
Not a quote exactly, but I noticed something not quite right with this in-game message on Runescape.

(http://i65.tinypic.com/eqs674.png)

I didn't know that there was a "24rd" day in a month!
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on May 23, 2017, 16:24
Fry: So you and the ship are an item? I know that you're both items but isn't it weird? It's like if I was dating this really fat lady and then living inside her.
~Futurama
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: The name master on May 23, 2017, 16:42
Mufasa - The Lion King

"Simba, I am very disappointed in you (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw45nBcWNbQ)! You could have been killed! You deliberately disobeyed me! And what's worse, you put Nala in danger!"

For some reason this picture goes well with this quote:

[spoiler](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/970/058/031.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Petzbreeder on June 06, 2017, 15:48
I accidentally activated Siri on my iPod while closing an app yesterday, so I told it to go away to get rid of it.

Me: Go away, Siri!
Siri: What did I do?
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: The name master on June 06, 2017, 15:54
^Siri: I just don't get this whole gender thing!

Answer Siri gave me when I asked what gender I am!
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on June 06, 2017, 16:48
"Are lizards baby crocodiles?" - my mother lmao

Quote from: The name master on May 23, 2017, 16:42
For some reason this picture goes well with this quote

Ngl, was expecting a picture of a dead Mufasa.
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: The name master on June 06, 2017, 16:56
^I'm such a disappointment, aren't I?

Here you go!

[spoiler](https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/rehost%2F2016%2F9%2F13%2Fc9ff156c-c2bc-45f2-a42e-36eb22bbab97.jpg)[/spoiler]

How would Mufasa say that though if he's dead?  :???

I guess I should put a quote:

"Long live the king" Scar killing Mufasa.

How did Scar get his scar? And was he always called "Scar?"
Title: Re: Quotes from something
Post by: Petzbreeder on June 06, 2017, 21:22
From Fairly Oddparents

Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right.
Cosmo: But three rights make a left!

Funny thing is, it actually does!

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