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Title: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: oblong on June 26, 2005, 21:44
I got this idea from a website that i can't really rememeber o.O but the idea of the game is that you make up a situation showing that you've played to much of the pokemon games... here i''ve got one:

You know you've played too much pokemon when... your at the park with your dog (named poochyena)
and you see a cat... thinking its a skitty you attack it and say "poochyena use bite!"  :P
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: dragonite666 on June 26, 2005, 21:47
When you jump out of your bedroom window expecting Salamence to catch you...

When you say to the next boxer you meet "Hello Hitmonchan" and throw a tennis ball at it.

When you call a mirror Ditto
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Post by: Ice Elementist on June 26, 2005, 21:49
You know you've played too much pokemon when you put your pet turtle in a lake and jump on it trying to use Surf.
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Post by: dragonite666 on June 26, 2005, 21:56
When you dive into the water expecting to actually breathe...
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Post by: Spectre Latios on June 27, 2005, 12:49
When you try to grab a flying sparrow (thinking it is a spearow) and sit on top of it, shouting,"Spearow! Use Fly!"
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on June 27, 2005, 16:32
When you automatically put a hand to your belt everytime you get in a fight.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: oblong on June 27, 2005, 23:37
Even though i made the thread i get to keep adding more as much i want to  :P (yes i sounded like a 6 year old)

When You go to the supermarket expecting to buy super potions...
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EK| Egg Knight on June 27, 2005, 23:55
You know you play too much Pokémon if you wake up and see...

©2005 Pokémon.
©1995-2005 Nintendo
©1995-2005 Creatures, Inc.
©1995-2005 GAME FREAK inc.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on June 28, 2005, 03:03
YOu know when you've played too much pokemon when in science class, the teacher asks you what is protein, and you say "raises attack".  ;D
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Secretive on June 28, 2005, 11:54
...when you start calling aspirin 'HP UP'.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: robogengar200 on June 28, 2005, 15:26
When you start throwing balls at poor, defenceless animals.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on June 28, 2005, 15:49
When you move your right thumb to the right and down before pressing with your left thumb every time you run into trouble.
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Post by: Philachu the Nanab Master! on June 28, 2005, 17:06
You know you play too much Pokémon if you wake up and see...

©2005 Pokémon.
©1995-2005 Nintendo
©1995-2005 Creatures, Inc.
©1995-2005 GAME FREAK inc.

Now that one was good. Er... let's see... You know you play Pokemon too much when you steal berries from innocent raccoons. Or when you run into people and expect them not to notice. Or when all you do at home is sleep and look at mail.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: robogengar200 on June 28, 2005, 17:09
Or when someone is staring at you you say ''No, I don't want to battle.''
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Evan & his pet Mr Mime on June 28, 2005, 18:40
Or when you shake a racoon around looking for 'pickup' items
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: oblong on June 28, 2005, 22:24
When you burst into people's houses expecting them to talk to u or watch t.v. with them...
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: χǾØς on June 29, 2005, 11:08
well from all these i never have done any of these so maybe that means i should play a lot more...hmmm  but i do have 172 hours put on my ruby does that mean anything...
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: zurric on June 29, 2005, 13:38
You you've played too much pokémon when you answer every question with YES or NO
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Post by: Spectre Latios on June 29, 2005, 13:46
You know you've played too much pokemon when a teacher asks you what causes rainstorms, and you say a pokemon used rain dance.  ;D ;D
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Evan & his pet Mr Mime on June 29, 2005, 17:41
And you've played too much whens there's a thunder storm and you either run away screaming "ZAPDOS IS COMING" or get your pokeballs ready to capture Zapdos
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Post by: Pikachu21 on June 29, 2005, 17:45
Yu know you've played Pokemon too much when you stand next to a wooden shrine waiting for celibi to come out and take you into the past.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on June 29, 2005, 17:49
You know you've played too much pokemon when you carry a fold up bike, a fishing rod, a pouch of berries and a CD case around with you in your backpack.
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Post by: Philachu the Nanab Master! on June 29, 2005, 18:03
Ooh! I know! If you faint when you don't have your pets with you!
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Evan & his pet Mr Mime on June 29, 2005, 18:30
When you go to safari trips and throws rocks, balls and bait at a giraffe shouting "Come on giraffarig! I want you for my pokedex!"
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Zanto on June 29, 2005, 20:26
When you carry around a plastic pokedex, occasionally pointing it at animals

When you use bleach and 5 tubes of gel to get your hair like Brendon's

When you go to your local gym, and are disapointed to find only a bunch of sweaty muscular people working out

When you ram into trees expecting Aipom and Hoothoot to fall out
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Not_Da_One on June 30, 2005, 05:09
when chuck animals at other animals
when your heda blows up!
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on June 30, 2005, 08:38
You know you've played too much pokemon when you call your hometown Littleroot, Pallet, or New Bark Town.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Nefarious on June 30, 2005, 14:28
actually when u really think ur a trainer, with a pokemon, battling other trainers in real life..lol  :D
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Post by: Spectre Latios on June 30, 2005, 15:59
You know you've played too much pokemon when you start to think that you're a pokemon too.  ;D
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Ragamuffin on June 30, 2005, 16:06
You know you've played to much when you pick up junk thats just lying around  and feed it to your dog expecting it to make it stronger or faster or grow a level... :P
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on June 30, 2005, 16:09
You know you've played too much PKMN when you see blue-wrapped spherical candies and call them Rare Candies. :P
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on June 30, 2005, 16:33
When you see a needle with some liquid in it and itstead of avvoiding it or dialling SDL you pick it up and squirt it into your dog, expecting it to get stronger.

Or when you look in rubbish bins on a ship for yellow and black balls.
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Post by: Ragamuffin on June 30, 2005, 16:35
Thats nigh on what I said! Sponger... >:(
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on June 30, 2005, 16:38
Ooooh but mine has drugs...and a litter phoneline...
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 01, 2005, 15:23
You know you've played too much pokemon when you go around searching for a pokemon lab somewhere in your neighbourhood.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 01, 2005, 16:26
You know you've played too much pokemon when your hometown has two houses and a lab owned by an old man.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EK| Egg Knight on July 01, 2005, 16:38
...Or if the mailboxes have the name of the kid who lives there on them.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 01, 2005, 17:16
Ha!

When old men live in houses all alone handing out free CDs which they are named after (Mr. Psychic's house)
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: FM|Fire walk with me on July 01, 2005, 17:47
you know when youve played to much pokemon when
you go to a shop expecting to find pokeballs and ytou come out with lots of tennis balls instead then you start throwing them at mice thinking there wild rattata
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EK| Egg Knight on July 01, 2005, 18:13
Or when all the top doctors in your country are named after trees. XD
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Jenaisis on July 01, 2005, 19:29
you know when youve played to much pokemon when
you go to a shop expecting to find pokeballs and ytou come out with lots of tennis balls instead then you start throwing them at mice thinking there wild rattata
You copied that off me.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 02, 2005, 09:06
Or when your house only has two rooms, your mum lives there yet she spends the whole time sitting at the kitchen table or standing at the sink saving money for you. And in your room there is a bed, a gamecube and nothing else. (Theres not even a toilet in any of the houses!?)
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EK| Egg Knight on July 02, 2005, 09:08
Yeah... Or when there aren't any bathrooms in your country. (0.o)
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Joshimitsu on July 03, 2005, 08:34
you know youve played pkmn to much when you start to believe there is a giant holding on to the earthh and pressing little button to control you :P
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 03, 2005, 09:06
You know you've played too much pokemon when all the televisions in the world are on and they all show the same thing.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 03, 2005, 11:58
You know you've played too much pokemon when you heard of the word TEAM, you think its a group of bad guys trying to wreck havoc on the world.  ::)
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 03, 2005, 16:39
You know you've played too much pokemon when people say the same thing over and over again.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: JºèýJ³dý on July 03, 2005, 16:52
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you start to try and teach your dog how to use attacks.  :-[

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you go to the zoo on a school trip and shout 'look a rhyhorn!' and  embariss yourself infront of your whole class
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 03, 2005, 17:05
You know you've played too much pokemon when there are only 70 different people in the world...and one of them is only known as "The seventieth person"
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Post by: oblong on July 03, 2005, 17:09
You know you've played too much pokemon when you expect yourself to go without food for well...ever... o.O
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 03, 2005, 17:19
Or sleep...or using the bathroom... or showering.... phwoar... the stench...
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 05, 2005, 04:03
Also expecting yourself not to grow, and wear the same clothes each day.  ::)
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Dorling on July 05, 2005, 17:53
...when you begin to make a chime as you open each pocket in your bag.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Evan & his pet Mr Mime on July 05, 2005, 18:38
Or when there's show and tell at school and bring in your hamster and say, "Say hello to Rattata"
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 05, 2005, 19:45
Or when ten year old boys have the freedom to roam around the world, including diving to the bottom of oceans, hunting around in caves or trying to overthrow criminal bosses (I'm thinking Saddam Hussain here, big time.)
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Post by: Philachu the Nanab Master! on July 06, 2005, 03:46
Ooh! Just thought of another one! When the earth is programmed to only rain in certain areas!
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 06, 2005, 04:50
Or when during a battle on TV, you keep on making the pokemon battle music.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: leaf_green_master on July 07, 2005, 08:29
when you see your dog wagging its tail and it looks like a tail wip and it hits you. and i think i thought tail wip was not surposed to hurt.
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 07, 2005, 15:21
and when you stop buying any shampoo or soap that would make bubbles for your pet dog or something, afraid that it would hurt him badly.  :P
Title: Re:You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 07, 2005, 16:39
When theres only four countries in the world and they all speak the same language and some people fature in both of them at the same time.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 08, 2005, 16:10
When you think that you're the only one that is able to believe, and catch all legendary creatures.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: oblong on July 08, 2005, 18:53
You know you've played too much pokemon When you turn ten you go to an old man's house and ask for a bulbasaur...
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on July 08, 2005, 21:35
Or when you hit a door thinking it'll open when you touch it.
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Post by: koi killer on July 08, 2005, 23:59
You know you've played too much pokemon that when you read braille you say:
"is it a regirock, regice or a registeel lair?"lol :o :D
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 09, 2005, 08:50
You know you've played too much pokemon when, apart from saying Yes or No, you don't get to participate in any conversations.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EK| Egg Knight on July 09, 2005, 23:18
...Or when you attempt to shove your family pet into a telephone wire.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: leaf_green_master on July 10, 2005, 00:58
when you call you mouse pikachu
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Post by: Akari MMS on July 10, 2005, 18:18
When you make a toy pokeball and throw it, then you throw a toy pkmn after it.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 10, 2005, 18:21
...Or when you attempt to shove your family pet into a telephone wire.

THAT is good. Especially seeing as the RPSCA don't mind.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: King jamo,the second ..or third.... on July 10, 2005, 18:24
when you go to a univerity and ask a profeesor for the 3 starter pokemon
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EK| Egg Knight on July 10, 2005, 19:15
THAT is good. Especially seeing as the RPSCA don't mind.

Hehe, I've got a million of 'em! ;)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: zurric on July 10, 2005, 19:21
You know you've played too much pokémon when you stand in a sports hall 24/7 expecting to get challenged.
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Post by: Nathon on July 10, 2005, 19:29
Quote
...when you start calling aspirin 'HP UP'.

Now thats a good one  ;D
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EK| Egg Knight on July 10, 2005, 19:33
Now thats a good one  ;D

(o___0) Whatever...

...Or when you root for "Snorlax" at a sumo wrestling match.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: TheHuntBegins on July 10, 2005, 19:37
You know you've played too much when you start walking in only four directions.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: koi killer on July 10, 2005, 22:56
you know you've played too much pokémon when you see a animal with different colors than normal and you call it a shiny :P
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 11, 2005, 08:09
You know you've... yeh yeh... when people say "!" when they want a fight, and don't generally say much else... or when your next door neighbour and you are the only people who travel outside of there hometowns...

(Yeh sure, some people say they regularly go on trips to the Safari Zone but I've never seen them move)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Akari MMS on July 11, 2005, 11:22
When you go to the zoo and expect to see a rhydon
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 11, 2005, 11:47
When you decided that you would never go to the toilet or take a bath.

When you decided to never swim and ask your pet
turtle or fish(!) to allow it to carry you on.

When you answer every question about vitamins as raising attack, hp, pp, defence, etc.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on July 11, 2005, 14:07
Or when it starts raining and you rush off to find the cave of origin.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 11, 2005, 14:21
Or when it starts to shine very brightly and you rush off to find the cave of origin.

When you decide to put any red/blue glass balls into an altar in which you wish that anytime there would be sunny/rainy weather.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 11, 2005, 17:23
Or when you move house upon the release of every new game, and are asked to choose your name at ten years old.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 12, 2005, 01:56
When you think that every professor in the world are named after trees.
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Post by: Meganium-time on July 12, 2005, 02:08
When ever you see a flower and throw balls to them.

When ever you're eating dinner and says, "Don't eat that!
it's a miltank/tauros/spoink etc."
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 12, 2005, 02:10
When you keep on making the chime everytime you select an option.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Magmark on July 12, 2005, 16:40
You don't have to sit down to get inside your bed, you just walk right inside.

You think that flashlights are powered by Magnemites.

You think that abused Rotweillers are unpurified Houndooms and you attempt to Snag them by throwing baseballs at them.

You see a kid watching Digimon and shake your head disapprovingly.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 12, 2005, 20:19
You see a kid watching Digimon and shake your head disapprovingly.


I do that anyway.

When you automatically accept all people asking for help, and do whatever they want without question.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Akari MMS on July 12, 2005, 20:43
When you feed yor pet drugs thinking it'll get stronger
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: χǾØς on July 12, 2005, 22:57
When you start to hear The pokemon Battle music when your about to get into a fight... ;D
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EK| Egg Knight on July 13, 2005, 02:28
...Or when you can't talk.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Secretive on July 13, 2005, 04:51
...when you expect your cat to talk back to you...(may be watching to much anime'...^__^0)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: χǾØς on July 13, 2005, 06:46
or when you think that when a animals growing up its gunna turn all white... ;D ;D
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 13, 2005, 08:10
When everyone walks in exactly the same way, and people with the same proffessions look exactly the same.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Akari MMS on July 13, 2005, 18:29
When you start to hear The pokemon Battle music when your about to get into a fight... ;D
I hear that anyways<must stop purposely getting into battles just to hear that music>
When you pick berries off trees randomly and feed them to your pet.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: The Windows Ninja: Vista pwns you! on July 14, 2005, 00:09
When you begin to hum the flood/drought music whenever it rains heavily/is scorching hot, muttering about a cataclysmic battle and the end of the world...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 14, 2005, 07:10
When you walk into a ship terminal seeing any of these.
DESTINATION : BATTLE TOWER
DESTINATION : BATTLE FRONTIER
DESTINATION : SLATEPORT
DESTINATION : VERMILION
DESTINATION : LILYCOVE
DESTINATION : OLIVINE
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: The Librarian on July 14, 2005, 16:08
....you think a new country appears every time a new game comes out.
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Post by: TheHuntBegins on July 14, 2005, 16:19
Or when you drop your pets off at your local day care and expect an egg when you come back.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 14, 2005, 16:31
Or when a man and a women can single handedly run a day care centre for the whole of the country.

And there is only one bike shop in each country, and the bikes are incredibly expensive.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: χǾØς on July 14, 2005, 23:16
or when you think that a bike company will give you a bike to supposably advertise... ;D
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: oblong on July 14, 2005, 23:21
When you walk through a big city, you say "alot sure has changed here in Celadon"

When Every where you go music is playing, and it changes dependign where you are.


sorry if any of those were already said, this thread has gotten so big I can't bother to check back XD
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 15, 2005, 02:44
When you think there's only one train station in the whole region.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 15, 2005, 07:58
When all the bike shops in the world give free bikes to ten year olds.

When old men always "count on you" just becuase you live next door to their Grandson.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 15, 2005, 15:14
When there's just only one, or no cars in the whole region.

Kanto: 1
Johto: 0
Hoenn : 1
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 15, 2005, 16:43
Where is there a car in Hoenn?
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Akari MMS on July 15, 2005, 16:45
I guess it's the moving van
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 15, 2005, 17:23
Ah.

Or when you move house every time a new game comes out.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Akari MMS on July 15, 2005, 18:51
When you catch a mouse and call it pikachu.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Sailor Saturneon on July 15, 2005, 19:24
..When you think that all animals, including mammal lay eggs...

...When you attempt to breed two animals of different species thinking they're in the same egg group...

...When you think you can walk across a large city in several seconds...

...When you explosre largte caves thinking there must be smething important inside them or on the other side...

...When you say you don't have to go to school because you're a POkemon trainer...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Akari MMS on July 15, 2005, 19:31
When you leave home at the age of 10
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Post by: TheHuntBegins on July 15, 2005, 20:29
When you stay in one pose for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 16, 2005, 07:43
When the interior of anything house/cave/etc. is larger/smaller than the interior of anything else. (on the same floor)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Flygon7 on July 16, 2005, 08:05
When you understnad what the pokemon actually say.

Sorry if that has been done but I am too lazy to read through 8 pages.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 16, 2005, 12:45
When you wake up and see the pokemon intro short right before the game.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 17, 2005, 02:06
When you think you as a 10 year old can go into game arcades and play slots.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 17, 2005, 10:24
....when no one is watching you, you cannot move and everyone stays in exactly the same place.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 17, 2005, 15:06
when someone said "start" you go around looking for a set of options like this.

Pokedex
Pokemon
Bag
PokeNav
Save/Load
(Your Name)
Options
End
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Joeno on July 17, 2005, 17:34
... when you believe evolution is a quick process that can be cancelled just by pressing 'B'.

Hey, who needs a few billion years of life to exist anyway?
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Post by: Wanderer Jiyuren on July 17, 2005, 17:36
when you think that twister that attacked your house the other day was Seadra or Dragonair playfully asking for a Pokemon battle.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Turtlejosh on July 17, 2005, 17:37
...when you think a bike will just appear underneath you.
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Post by: The Librarian on July 17, 2005, 17:41
....when you have a different family every time you move.
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Post by: Akari MMS on July 17, 2005, 18:44
When you choose your gender at the age of ten
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Post by: oblong on July 17, 2005, 19:58
When you can fit items like a bike inside a tiny backpack.
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Post by: Akari MMS on July 17, 2005, 20:22
When you can't find a single hospital for humans ant the vet doesn't charge anything for healing your pet.
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Post by: PreciousInfinity on July 18, 2005, 13:49
When you get thrown into an African jail for throwing toy Pokeballs at wild Ryhorn, er, I mean Rhinoceros.

You know you've played too much Pokemon when...YOU LITERALLY GO BLIND FROM FATIGUE!!!
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on July 18, 2005, 14:03
When people dissapear when they leave the room.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 18, 2005, 15:43
when you think that the comic "Archie" is about Team Aqua.
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Post by: -itachi uchiha- on July 18, 2005, 22:18
you know uvwe plaed too much when you walk thought grass an are consatly reaching for you belt whenevre you fell movement on your foot
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Post by: oblong on July 18, 2005, 22:21
When your pet gets hurt in the middle of nowhere, you say" Uh-oh theres no Pokemon center for miles--better use a potion" and give it some murky water...
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on July 19, 2005, 16:30
Or when you think criminal bosses will give up because you killed their pets.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 19, 2005, 17:01
When you decide your name at ten and old men forget their grandson's name.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 19, 2005, 17:12
When you think that you would never need to use da toilet.  ;D
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Post by: Luke on July 21, 2005, 21:13
When you're tryin to get to sleep and you hear the pokemon music in your head so you presume that your GBA is still on... nasty stuff, happened to me many a time  X__X
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Post by: JºèýJ³dý on July 22, 2005, 00:32
When you can store a bike in a PC
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 22, 2005, 10:12
when you think there iss such a currency as PokemonMoney.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 23, 2005, 15:37
When the fate of the whole world depends repeatedly on a ten year old boy and the bumbling incompetence of two half-wit employees.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 24, 2005, 03:14
When you think a meteorite can flood land or causes lava to spill everywhere.
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Post by: Psychic Domination on July 24, 2005, 03:18
You think Kyogre is loose somewhere when it rains hard and Groudon is loose somewhere when it is unbearably hot outside (kinda like it was today. About 95 degrees over here in Georgia)
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 24, 2005, 03:40
When you look at the temperature which is at 36 degrees C and say, "Wow, Groudon sure is trying to dehydrate Planet Earth."
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Post by: Psychic Domination on July 24, 2005, 04:28
you name all your pets after a Pokemon like you name your kitty Delcatty and you try to fight with them and all they do is sit there and you say "Darn! I need more badges, cuz my Pokemon won't obey!" XD
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Post by: Lawl, liek, it's teh Regidude on July 24, 2005, 04:41
you go to the beach and use bug repellent to keep wingulls away.
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Post by: -INACTIVE ACCOUNT- on July 24, 2005, 04:44
You know you play Pokémon too much when...

-When 10-year-old boys can be electrocuted by rodents countless times and still live.

-When you buy expensive toys and furniture and put it in your treehouse.

-When you refer to sleeping as 'saving and powering off'.

-When cacti hug you and Venus Fly Traps try to devour your head.

-When you take your pet to the vet's office, the vet sticks them on a machine and they become completely healed.

-When you try to get all the redheaded girls to hook up with the black-haired boys.

-When medication costs $2000.

-When strangers give you gifts for no reason at all.

-When you're in art class and the teacher asks you to draw a mouse, a bird, and a snake, and instead you draw a Ratatta, a Pidgey, and a Seviper.

-When you try to make your pets hold stuff.

-When you look in the mirror to see if you look any better every time a new game comes out.

-When you have to bring your Game Boy to every track meet so you can hold down the B button and run fast.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 24, 2005, 09:32
When there are people who absolutely refuse to let you past until you have given them a cuppa. And then it magically gets passed to everyone else they know.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 24, 2005, 15:41
When you walk at the same speed everytime.

When you go into a factory expecting to have a pokemon battle with random pokemon.

When you see a scroll and you lift it up to see if it leads to anywhere.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 24, 2005, 16:07
When you walk in the same, rather camp way every time.

And when people automatically know your name for beating four people who live in an island next to the home of the leader of all evil.
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Post by: Akari MMS on July 24, 2005, 20:36
When you think that you can leave home at 10 with no qualifications.
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Post by: Dark Lugia on July 25, 2005, 00:18
When your dog shake he´s tail and you get scare thinking he´s lowing your defenses for he´s attack have more effect.
When you don´t want to have a gold fish in your home because your afraid he´s gonna evolve int a gyarados.
When you grab your mother´s make-up and use it in your ugly fish expecting that he will evolve into a milotic so you can show him to a men that will give you a blue scarf.
When your going to do trip in a boat and ask the men hwo sell ticket´s if he has a aurora one because you really wanna have Deoxis.
When before you fell asleep look under your bed for shuppet´s.
When in your science class your teacher is talking about the polucted water and you say that that´s no problem, Suicune will purify it.
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Post by: Cmyles2 on July 25, 2005, 00:45
[randomjibborish]
When you start running around with a big needle, spouting flowers, whilst jabbing people with teh needle, causing a nuclear reaction, killing all the mortals, annoying and poking animals In the eye with a stick, and feasting on human flesh whist bleeding green blood from your eyelids... o0
[/randomjibborish]
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Post by: TheHuntBegins on July 25, 2005, 01:14
When you try to plant berries and think they'll grow in a few hours.

When you think your goldfish can shoot water out of its mouth.

When you see a shark at the beach and accidentally yell "Sharpedo!"

When you see a person faint, try to shove him/her into a ball, and think that you can heal him/her with a machine.
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Post by: Meganium-time on July 25, 2005, 01:49
You know you've played too much pokemon when...
- you don't eat anymore.
- you don't have emotions at all.
- you don't have any facial expression.
- you talk to everybody with no awareness.
- you breed your pets with other smiliar pets, like cats and dogs.
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Post by: Peridot Trainer on July 25, 2005, 02:20
you know you've played to much pokemon when...

you're minding your own business and pokecenter music runs rampet through your head annoying you.

you can put a bike together in a couple of milliseconds.

it's raining, you take a step, and it's not raining.
abrupt stop.

you can afford to take a luxury liner every time you cross large seas...AT AGE 10!

you don't sit on furniture, you stand on it.

you can go down a waterfall without even breaking a nail.

you can't tell night from day,day from week,week from month,month from year.(as long as it isn't GSC)

your computer doesn't play games.

children are aloud to run free in deserts.

10 year olds can save major corporations.
(sliph,devon,radio tower.)

gangsters have dumb names like rocket.

you no longer have a nose.(look at trainer sprites.)

you're fat and considered fit.(hiker)

cities start containing more people than there are homes to house them.

and you know you've been playing to much pokemon when english speaking countries start having moderatly japanese names.
ugh wow that was a good set. 8)

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Post by: Wanderer Jiyuren on July 25, 2005, 02:44
When you see a pidgeon and try to flameify it with you pet mouse...... uh........ Hinoarashi... instinctively.

when you find a hard candy on the ground and expect that when you pet pidgeon eats it, it will get bigger, and better looking, and you expect that you can fly on it.

when you pick up an inch-worm and expect it to cocoonify itself after feeding it five hard candy's, and then turn into a butterfree after three more.

when you go snake hunting for rattlers and expect them to become cobra's.

when you expect to find wild dogs with armor on, and are able to use Flamethrower.
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Post by: -INACTIVE ACCOUNT- on July 25, 2005, 02:55
You know you play Pokémon too much when...

-When you call rice balls doughnuts.

-When you are attacked by crosdressers and a talking cat who want to steal your pet guinea pig.

-When animals start attacking you for no reason when you walk by.

-When you refuse to eat bananas unless they've been picked from a Tropius.

-When all the police officers in your town have the same name and look alike.

-When you hold a blue rock up to your dog, hoping to evolve him into Vaporeon.

-When you take your dog for a haircut and ask for the youngest employee to cut his hair.

-When your next door neigbor stands in front of his computer all day and doesn't ever leave the house.

-When you go to the doctor, and instead of giving you medicine, everything flashes white, and the healing melody can be heard in the background.

-When TV interviewers sic their pets on you.

-When a giraffe's tail bites you.
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Post by: DANEDANEDANE on July 25, 2005, 05:26
At a restaurant, friday fish fries turn into a disaster when giant deep fried Dragons are thrashing about after evolution.

A red and white Dodgeball explodes in your face.

A creep shakes hands with you- with two hands in his pockets. He opens the trench coat to reveal a gastly

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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 25, 2005, 05:42
You know you've played too much pokemon when...

You pick up any sand from the beach and give it to your pet shrew to see if it attacks in a ground way better.

When you call T-Rex Tyranitars.

When you can walk up ladders, not climb them.

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Post by: Peridot Trainer on July 25, 2005, 07:42
when you can enter stairs that will change direction once you have climbed them.

eh? it's late that one sucked im tired bed time. 8)
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 25, 2005, 09:23
When people stand in the same place for hours on end, they say they live in the city but are obviously tramps because there are no empty houses.
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Post by: Nintendo Girl on July 25, 2005, 09:36
u know u have played too much pkmn when u start suspecting that your teachers work for team rocket.
also,u start worrying about the mystery meatloaf your cafeteria serves.Run Pikachu,they r serving mystery meatloaf again!!!
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Post by: Peridot Trainer on July 25, 2005, 19:03
you know you've played to much pokemon when you start running into buildings with no doors or windows.

when you have to save up to keep buying your life in different color formats.

when big tough gangster dudes start carrying sissy names like archie or maxie. 8)
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Post by: Meganium-time on July 25, 2005, 20:36
When you think you can't use telephones anymore!!!!
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Post by: Akari MMS on July 25, 2005, 21:49
When there's a radio channel that only plays the pokeflute song all day

When you wear the same clothes and everyone you meet has aroung 40 other exact replicas around the country.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 26, 2005, 08:16
When you think that trees can automatically grow back to normal size after you cut them down and walk out of your sight.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 26, 2005, 16:48
When you don't use PCs in other houses because some strange voice says "I wonder what could be on this pc? Better not touch it!"
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on July 26, 2005, 23:24
When you can destroy reality by taking a safari trip(Glitch city).
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Post by: darkhitmonlee on July 27, 2005, 02:32
when you get stone that makes your cat turn into a vaporeon.



nah
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 27, 2005, 02:58
(I thought Eevee was a canine ???)

When you think that there's a cycling route in which your feet must not touch the floor.
(How can you stop if you can't have your feet touch the floor?)
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Post by: espeonlover101 on July 27, 2005, 03:14
You know you've played too much pokemon when...
you mistake the word muffin for missingno.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 27, 2005, 13:41
When you're a torchic fan and you stopped eating super-spicy-hot chicken.
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Post by: Zanto on July 27, 2005, 16:56
(actually, Eevee is a fox, and Vaporeon is a carbuncle.[mystic four-legged creature with a fin tail.])

When you do something, menus pop up

When you talk to people, a dialog box appers behind you

When you bump into people, they don't move, or even notice your there
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Post by: Akari MMS on July 27, 2005, 17:08
When you are suprised an explination mark appears above your head.
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Post by: TheHuntBegins on July 27, 2005, 18:39
When you see "Wild ___ appeared" when you encounter a wild animal.

When you carry around a bag filled with spray bottles, tennis balls, a bicycle, berries, fishing rods, etc.

When you put a disc on your pet's head thinking it'll learn a new move.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 27, 2005, 19:04
When you have to take a nap before you see a rare animal incase you kill it.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 28, 2005, 08:42
When you think that a ship's entrance is so small and you can still squeeze in.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 28, 2005, 17:23
When everyone is the same size.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on July 29, 2005, 06:09
When every tree is the same size.
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Post by: Akari MMS on July 29, 2005, 16:43
When a rock can fight on the sea.< Rock pkmn fighting in the ocen>
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on July 29, 2005, 16:43
When the only thing standing between you and a random block of static is an old man.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 29, 2005, 17:23
When there are uncrossable boundaries at the edge of the sea, and there is no way to force past someone, you automatically stay back if they tell you to.
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Post by: Viewtiful_Matt on July 30, 2005, 01:19
When you ride an extremely fast bike into an old man and he doesnt get hurt or notice your existence
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Post by: Psychic Domination on July 30, 2005, 03:27
You know you've played too much Pokemon when...

1.)When you see a stray cat, you run over to it to see if it has any change, because you think it's a Meowth.
2.) You ride your bike at the same speed all the time.
3.) You never talk. You let others talk to you and let them make the decision on what you're saying.
4.) When you see a computer and look around to see a Pokemon transporter.
5.) You prefer calling the zoo the Safari Zone.
6.) You call hospitals Pokemon Centers, and when you see the lady behind the desk, you call her Nurse Joy.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on July 30, 2005, 04:36
When you think that everywhere you go, you're always on one road, and you cannot get out of there, because you're blocked by a tree, mountains, sea rocks, etc.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on July 30, 2005, 09:59
When creatures never leave patches of grass and all the nurses say the same thing in every town.
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Post by: AS| Born 2 Sprite on July 31, 2005, 20:29
When you Climb a tree expecting to find an Oran BERRY
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 01, 2005, 02:50
When you search through bushe expecting to see Pecha berries.
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Post by: The Nightbringer on August 01, 2005, 03:04
When you look under your couch seat and find your TV remote, a random box appears out of nowhere saying "(Your name) has found a TV REMOTE!"
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Post by: Psychic Domination on August 01, 2005, 03:09
When you ride your bike, you either bob your head back and forth, or wobble it left and right. In other words, you're doing the chicken dance on your bike! lol
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Post by: -itachi uchiha- on August 02, 2005, 11:20
you know when you played too much pokemon when you start posting about on this forum
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 02, 2005, 11:40
You know you've played too much pokemon when you mistakenly called your pet canary a baby zapdos, or when you mistakenly called a blue jay articuno.
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Post by: zurric on August 02, 2005, 16:24
When you expect an old scientist to get mad at you when you use the wrong items.
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Post by: Psychic Domination on August 02, 2005, 16:26
When you get your drivers liscense and call it your trainer card.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 02, 2005, 17:53
When ten year olds can become masters who are respected throughout the world...
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 03, 2005, 02:11
When you get a ticket for driving too fast and you say to the policeman, "Cool! Can you take me to Birth Island?"
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 03, 2005, 09:48
When giant pokemon block roads and no one cares.
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Post by: Inu-chan on August 03, 2005, 22:23
-When you think that eating candy will make you "level up".
-You start shouting attack names in your sleep.
-You try to fit a bike, three fishing rods, medicine, berries, and a map all in your backpack.
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Post by: SSM|Scott on August 03, 2005, 22:25
-When you stop playing :P
Reasonable way of knowing when you have played too much,I find

Or
-when you try and climb into a tree or bush.

-when you jump into your local gym,shouting PIKACHU,I CHOOSE YOU!

-when you crawl around in tall grass searching for a Pidgey

-when you prod around in the air for a while,attemping to open the start menu so you can save your game,switch yourself off to save energy for the day ahead of you

-when you try to get your pet hamster to smash a rock into little bits or move it around
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 04, 2005, 09:37
When four foot rats push boulders around and the sea moves in the same way all the time...
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Post by: dragon_pika on August 04, 2005, 15:37
~ When you burst into someone's house and inspect their fridge expecting they won't notice.

~ You show stones to foxes in the hopes they will evolve.

~ Follow same above for tapoles, mice and various other creatures.

~ You keep a pet bat and love it to pieces to make it evolve.

~ Follow same above for eggs.

~ You expect your Mum to actually save your money o.0
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 04, 2005, 16:04
When voices tell you that bookcases are "crammed full of pokemon books". Unless they have a goss magazine, in which cae you automatically read it, to find that it only contains two sentances.
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Post by: ? Missingno. ? on August 05, 2005, 01:14
 :) When you go outside and throw small red and white balls at unsuspecting animals.
 :) When you wake up in the morning and you see the words 1995-2003 NINTENDO, CREATURES, INC., GAMEFREAK, and the POKEMON RUBY logo.
 :) When you force your dog and your cat to summon elemental powers onto each other.
 :) When you walk into people's houses and start watching their TV and searching for items in their pots.
 :) When you Dive underwater, hanging onto a fish you "caught" and expect to actually breathe.
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Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on August 05, 2005, 06:07
-when u walk either up, down, left, or right
-u don't blink
-u never change ur clothes no matter how long u hav worn them
-u run around with an egg
-u talk to random people
-if ur not sure about anything, u stand still so u can save then u move on
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 05, 2005, 09:11
When the only options you have in conversation are "yes" and "no". But, in most cases, if you say no you will be confronted by a mysterious voice saying "Are you sure?"
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Post by: Definitive_Choas on August 05, 2005, 13:12
 this has nothing to do with the topic but in response to green groudons post i went to a lonly old mans house (my fiancee's grandads) and he gave us a bunch of cd's
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Post by: dragon_pika on August 05, 2005, 13:44
When you start searching caves for panels of Braille and squirting trees to check they are real (my cousin does both of these <.<; )
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 05, 2005, 13:57
lol.

When you think you can stand in the middle of a very hot place (like Fiery Path) or a very cold place (like the Ice path) and not feel a thing at all, and wearing the same clothes all the time!
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Post by: Pandemonium on August 05, 2005, 13:58
when every time you go into a new area, a sighn comes up above youyr head telling everyone where you are...



When you look around for a shiney cat....



When your dads voice comes out of nowhere to tell you not to do things....
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Post by: Meganium-time on August 06, 2005, 00:55
you know that you have play too much pokemon when....
you can store plants, fish, animals in computers (pc)
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Post by: Mr. Pie on August 06, 2005, 02:04
You know you've been playing too much Pokemon when...

When you get into a fight and you say, “Go! (name of your lead Pokemon)!”.

When a mouse destroys your TV (Pokemon Channel).

When you have to select “CONTINUE” when you wake up or else your life will be erased.

When you say “Select” and a bike appears underneath you.

When you fish and, when you get a bite, instead of reeling your line in, say “A” until the fish either comes up or gets away.

When you call a theme park “Battle Frontier.”

When all cities are named after colors.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 06, 2005, 03:02
When you go to Egypt and see some pyramids and think, "Wow, do pharoahs do pokemon battles in their pyramids?"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Pandemonium on August 06, 2005, 06:06
when you officially change your name to one of the heroes
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 06, 2005, 10:31
When you can get a bike out in about half a second, and all dogs/cats/mice look exactly the same.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on August 06, 2005, 11:16
When you think it only takes about 10 seconds on a train to get to the next city.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Pandemonium on August 06, 2005, 15:52
when you fix a train, foil a villain groups plot, be the champion at something and still nobody is a fan of you 
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 06, 2005, 18:58
When everyone in the world wears the same clothes all the time, even the women. ;)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spectre Latios on August 07, 2005, 02:40
When you go into a battle with your opponent, you thought that you can slide from one side to the other at the start of the battle.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 08, 2005, 08:01
When 28 foot long rock Snakes (Onix) float upright on top of the water during a fight. (If you notice, during water battle scenes, all pokemon appear to be floating)
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Post by: Lawl, liek, it's teh Regidude on August 08, 2005, 08:02
When  you can be burned, frozen, electrocuted, slashed, bitten and stabbed multiple times in one day, ans simply take medicine for it.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 08, 2005, 11:37
When you don't throw bones at your pet dog, because you're afraid that you'll bonemerang him/her or something.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 08, 2005, 16:57
When specks of snow kill in one, every time.
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Post by: Pandemonium on August 08, 2005, 20:13
when you hurl huge balls of fire at things and expect it not to hurt them
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Post by: Wanderer Jiyuren on August 09, 2005, 00:48
when you expect to be born with a whole three thousand yuan/yen (forgot which one was japanese)
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on August 09, 2005, 00:59
When you feed leftovers to your pets and it ends up killing them instead of enhancing them.
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Post by: PokéFan Lawrence on August 09, 2005, 01:03
I don't play pokémon that much, but sometimes, instead of saying animals or pets, I say pokémon.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on August 09, 2005, 03:22
I once mistook a caterpillar for a caterpie, from that day on I made sure not to play Pokemon for two hours straight ever again.  :P
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Post by: Pandemonium on August 09, 2005, 08:36
i always used to call turtles squirtles... i could never say turtle.... always it was squirtle...

NOW THATS wheb u've played too mutch
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 09, 2005, 09:00
When a massive thunderstorm can't harm a little mole just because it's waist deep in the ground.
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Post by: Pandemonium on August 09, 2005, 10:28
when a person has a pet mole for years.... and never sees more than its head

when all of a certain animal's mother died, and they wear the mothers skull on its head
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 09, 2005, 10:58
when you see a duck carrying a sprout around and you say its a Farfetch'd.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 09, 2005, 17:43
Actually it's a leek.

When animals faint, they just slide into the ground.
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Post by: Pandemonium on August 10, 2005, 07:09
when the same mole grows 2 more heads!

when living magnets start falling in love with mice that have colds
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 10, 2005, 07:22
When you stand on a railway track and expect yourself not to be run over by a heavy freight train.
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Post by: Pandemonium on August 10, 2005, 07:24
i do that o0

... when you can expect previously cut down trees to grow back everytime you go into a bouilding ...
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 10, 2005, 07:55
(Really?  :o)
When you cannot enter cars.
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Post by: Trainer Dave on August 10, 2005, 08:50
You know you've played too much pokémon when you walk into a leisure center and ask 'where can i find the gym leader?'  :)
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Post by: Da Assasin on August 12, 2005, 08:30
When you go to a Gym and think that theres a hitmon/chan/lee/top you get you pet dog/cat/mouse/rat/bird
ect to attack him
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Post by: Da Assasin on August 12, 2005, 08:35
Or when you walk into doors expecting them to open(the're
either locked or you havnt turned the handle , intresting)
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 12, 2005, 08:45
When you need a plain normal card to make an island appear in your country.
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Post by: Chaos... on August 12, 2005, 09:04
Whenever you hear "Modest" you think OMFGZ special sweeper.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 12, 2005, 09:29
When people keep having kids just so they get one with the right personaility.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 12, 2005, 14:21
When you walk into a museum disappointed to see that there is nothing about Pokemon.
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Post by: Shaun Ogg on August 13, 2005, 08:41
When it costs $50 to go to a museum.

When ten year olds have about $900,000 from battling other kids.
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Post by: breeze on August 15, 2005, 05:51
Egg Knight has the best one so far
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Post by: Spectre Latios on August 15, 2005, 06:38
When you have a new mother and father everytime a new pokemon game comes out.
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Post by: Akari MMS on August 15, 2005, 12:59
When you get a cat with the breed persian and glue sequin to it's head and when you leave your pets at a centre and hope to come back and collect an egg.
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Post by: Tazami on August 15, 2005, 13:03
You know when youve played Pokemon to much when you can ony walk horizontally and vertically
and if your bike can turn 90 and 180 degrees at full speed.

And you start walkin in the grass and then hear music playing and you slide side ways and you see a pokemon that wasnt even there.

When your pets get poison everthing gets blured and shakes up every few steps.

When you try to breed a dog with a snake and hope for the best.

When you believe your pets can control the elements.
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Post by: breeze on August 16, 2005, 03:14
When you try to kep your pets inside little balls about 1/8 thier size.
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Post by: Akari MMS on August 17, 2005, 13:16
When you never seem to eat.
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Post by: pkmn x master on August 17, 2005, 13:20
when you leave home without telling anybody and force an old proffeser to give you a starter pokemon
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Post by: EC on August 17, 2005, 14:49
You know when you've been playing too much pokemon when you start missing school to go walk around in someone's field and start throwing painted rocks at each animal you see
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Post by: Akari MMS on August 17, 2005, 17:21
When you throw a ball at a load of passing Bulls.
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Post by: Zanto on August 30, 2005, 17:04
When all the bathrooms and closets in the world disapper off the face of the earth.

When you can dive to the ocean floor and not drown or be crushed by the immense pressure.

When you reply to this topic.
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on October 05, 2005, 21:35
When your mouth and the mouths of  everybody on earth close up but you can still talk.
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Post by: BLACKADDEROW on October 08, 2005, 11:10
You throw your hamster at a cat and tell it to use thunderbolt.
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Post by: JºèýJ³dý on October 09, 2005, 19:51
When a mere Pokemon battle scares away a whole massive team of theives and stops them from what they're doing.
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Post by: snowy wolfy on October 11, 2005, 11:59
when you expect to fit everything you find into your bag ( like bike fishing rods etc...)
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Post by: CrimiClown™ on October 15, 2005, 13:17
You know when you've played too much Pokemon when... Well, see for yourself...







(http://img74.photobucket.com/albums/v226/chloelle/michael_and_chlo.png)

*Cough* Not me...  :P O0
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Post by: JºèýJ³dý on October 16, 2005, 10:27
Hey I'm going as Ash for halloween this year. But it's mostly for shock value.
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Post by: CrimiClown™ on October 16, 2005, 11:03
:) Yay! PKMN FREAKS! :o
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Post by: snowy wolfy on October 17, 2005, 16:28
when you expect to find misty at a pool
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Post by: JºèýJ³dý on October 17, 2005, 18:58
when your chemistry teacher asked you what happens when a metal reacts with an acid and you say 'it doesn't affect it'
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Post by: virus on October 17, 2005, 19:00
when you have a tinnis ball and try to catch a dog with it :P
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Post by: Vaporeon123 on October 17, 2005, 21:52
You know you've played too much PKMN if you mistake all of the cows in your country for a Miltank, and you go into the farm to ask for MooMoo Milk
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Post by: Invader Zim on October 18, 2005, 17:02
When someone makes you mad you say, pikachu thunderbolt.
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Post by: JºèýJ³dý on October 18, 2005, 19:35
When ,at every bin you see, you look inside for treasure
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Post by: Invader Zim on October 19, 2005, 01:23
When you try to go into peoples' houses' without knocking. And when you let you dog outside and say, "Go, (your dog's name)"
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Post by: GreenEarth on October 19, 2005, 14:09
When you're getting beat up you say '(Insert your name here) whited/blacked out!'
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Post by: Darkness Energy on October 19, 2005, 15:03
this is kind of like vaporeons but ill say it any way:

when you ask for moomoo milk with your tea
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Post by: Invader Zim on October 19, 2005, 17:27
If you go to a gym's pool and ask to see Misty.
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Post by: Vaporeon123 on October 20, 2005, 00:18
You know you played too much pokemon when you try to push your dog in a broken tennisball, and say "Stay in your ball!"
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Post by: XK|X Litwick on October 20, 2005, 00:48
Your time is 99:99(This is the time i had in my greenleaf)
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Post by: Spectre Latios on October 20, 2005, 10:51
You know you've played too much pokemon when the teacher asks you the elements of the periodic table, and you said, "Fire, Water, Grass, Electricty...etc."
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Post by: JºèýJ³dý on October 20, 2005, 20:22
When it takes a second to change from day to night.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on October 21, 2005, 06:23
when you see a mouse and call it pikachu
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Post by: Pikachu@chokeachao on October 30, 2005, 21:34
When you find a fossil by the river and take it to a lab, expecting them to bring it to life!
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Post by: _dusk_ on October 30, 2005, 21:37
When you fall over and start to glitch, claiming your "Cartridge" fell out.
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Post by: oblong on October 30, 2005, 21:37
Even though i made the thread i get to keep adding more as much i want to  :P (yes i sounded like a 6 year old)

When You go to the supermarket expecting to buy super potions...
Holy crap....when did I create this thread? o.O I sound like a complete noob. ;____;
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Post by: _dusk_ on October 30, 2005, 21:40
Holy crap....when did I create this thread? o.O I sound like a complete noob. ;____;
You created it the day after my birthday. :P
And the reason I used to hate you was that you WERE a complete n00b. XD
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Post by: oblong on October 30, 2005, 21:42
You created it the day after my birthday. :P
And the reason I used to hate you was that you WERE a complete n00b. XD
Wow, and to think it took me a complete year to figure out I was a noob. xP
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Post by: _dusk_ on October 30, 2005, 21:46
You created it the day after my birthday. :P
I stand corrected; you made that POST the day after my birthday. You made the topic ON my birthday. ^^0
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Post by: Spectre Latios on October 31, 2005, 07:57
When your favorite vocabulary is blast burned, aerial aced, etc.
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Post by: Invader Zim on October 31, 2005, 16:11
If your a guy and are thinking about asking Misty or May to marry you.
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Post by: Dracon on November 05, 2005, 17:20
When your fammily dosent take you camping because you will wander off and capture animals!
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Post by: Invader Zim on November 07, 2005, 00:43
When halloween is not the only day that you dress up as someone from pokemon.
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Post by: charizard king on November 07, 2005, 10:47
when i see a dog it looks like a poochyena!
when i see a cat it looks like a delcatty!
when  i see a fish it looks like a feebas!
when i see a bat it looks like a golbat  ;D!

i'd played pokemon games too much  :o!

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Post by: Avada_Games on November 11, 2005, 20:44
When you see a bull, think its a Tauros and throw rocks at it to make it run away(Safari zone)
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Post by: Dracon on November 12, 2005, 00:55
When you quit Katate after two class because "only up to 4 moves can be learned, whould you like to delete an older move to make room for double kick?"
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Post by: Spectre Latios on November 12, 2005, 00:58
When you think the Air Force army uses Skarmories as substitute to those titanium-plated fighter jets.

O.o
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Post by: JºèýJ³dý on November 12, 2005, 15:36
Jets are made from Aluminium. Titanium would be WAY too heavy. Tanks are made from Titanium
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Post by: Spectre Latios on November 12, 2005, 15:44
When you try to force your pet mouse to eat red candy in order to make it look cool
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Post by: Dracon on November 12, 2005, 16:06
When you thrpw ice shreds at your friends and say you are parcticing the move blizzard.
(I'm not kidding, this has actually happend to me)
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on December 10, 2005, 00:05
When you turn back every time you stand next to a drunken old man,then,after talking to him when he sobers up,book an exotic island cruise so you can find Missingno..
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Post by: Aerodactylite on December 10, 2005, 15:09
When i charged my SP the night before and then woke up and played it. When i looked it was dead. I think it was 9 hours straight
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on December 14, 2005, 17:57
when you grab a red apple and throw it saying "Mew, go!"
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Post by: #Emma---# on December 14, 2005, 19:00
When you spend ages training your dog to fetch a stick and then you think it's going  to evolve into a Houndoom.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on December 14, 2005, 19:09
when you get a piece of hubba bubba say its a rare candy
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Post by: #Emma---# on December 14, 2005, 19:19
When you see a guy with an afro and you think Miror B is coming.

When you get freaked out by sheep because you think they are going to use thundershock.

When you see a ladybird and run away because you think it's going to use comet punch on you.

When you see a big bird flying in the sky and you think it's Ho oh.

When you ask strawberry jelly to use transform.

When you beg your spaghetti not to use sleep powder or absorb on you.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on December 14, 2005, 19:34
when you see a lizard and think its a charmander
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Post by: Sailor Saturneon on December 15, 2005, 16:07
When you insist that mythological animals like the pheonix and halcyon are real..they're just other names for Legendary Pokemon Moltre/Ho-oh and Lugia.
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on January 05, 2006, 23:25
When you sell a gold nugget for 3,000 dollars.
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Post by: CrimiClown™ on January 06, 2006, 21:16
When you paint your dog yellow and black and make him use a stungun. =3
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Post by: The Windows Ninja: Vista pwns you! on January 06, 2006, 23:36
When your cats.dogs/other mammals breed and produce an egg.
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Post by: CrimiClown™ on January 06, 2006, 23:39
When you kill animals, then the cops will ask you "Why did you kill this animal?" to which you reply "They give 2 HP EV's each!"

...

Sorry. =P
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Post by: TheHuntBegins on January 06, 2006, 23:57
When you randomly shoot rocks with a water gun, thinking they'll "faint."

When you shove colored blocks down your throat, thinking you'll look cooler/smarter/tougher/cuter/prettier. (and then you'll choke =P)

When you get in a fight, get punched really hard and say, "A critical hit!"

When you sue someone for 999,999 Pokédollars.
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Post by: Dracon on January 07, 2006, 01:02
When you think that you can store you'r pets in a PC if you have to many with you.
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on January 07, 2006, 01:59
You don't read your mail until you're outside,worrying that otherwise a cipher peon disguised as a housekeeper will come upstairs and challenge you to a battle.
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Post by: grassmastersback on January 07, 2006, 09:47
When you stand in the middle of town waiting for people to walk past, run up to them, say a cheesy line and throw a hollow ball at the floor.
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Post by: CrimiClown™ on January 07, 2006, 11:30
When you make a [!] sign to put on your head... =\
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Post by: Dracon on January 07, 2006, 17:13
When you sic your dog on onther peoples dogs if they make eye contact ith you while you take it for a walk.
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on January 07, 2006, 21:44
When you see a burglar trying to get in through the window,you say"Hey!You can't enter buildings through windows!"Thus scaring him and causing him to fall off a ladder ;D.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on January 08, 2006, 10:10
When you live in homes without a door.
When all the trees are the same in that area.
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Post by: grassmastersback on January 08, 2006, 11:10
Try to ride a fish across the sea.
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Post by: Dracon on January 09, 2006, 02:20
When you tihnk people will repeat the same thing over and over if you press A in front of them.
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Post by: ginrei on January 10, 2006, 01:49
You dye your hair bright red before you want to look more like your favourite character.

I have definitely NOT done this.
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Post by: GreenEarth on January 10, 2006, 20:08
When you chat on PUK for hours on end waiting for new D/P info to come out.

When you sit upside-down on your bed muttering ''The 4th generation is coming...''
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Post by: Lethal Hamster on January 10, 2006, 21:35
You know youve played to much pokemon When you go hunting for one of a kind rare birds on mountins, in power plants, in caves, in dangerous burned towers and islands. Then when you find then you chuck your german sheperd at them shouting "mightyena use rock smash" then you start lobbing balls at the bird until it falls to the floor. "Yeah I caught Ho-Oh!" you shriek. only to have a member of the RSPCA grab you by the shoulder and start bawling at you for killing a one of a kind bird. Youre so surprised and upset you call up your mom and before you can say anything she says, "Hi honey, youre in -insert random country here- I havn't been there. So far you have -insert ridiculous amount of money here- sorry I bought you this really cute doll I hope you like it. Do you want me to keep saving money for you? I'm rooting for you baby." (sorry if any of this is inaccurate I aint played G/S/C in years) so before you can say a word she's hung up. Leaving you to face the RSPCA on your own, what do you do? You feed your german sheperd a strange potion given to you as a free sample by a dodgy sales rep on route 1, and yell "Mighytyena bite" so the dog attacks the man and you shriek "team Rocket shall never win!!!" Then rob the man of exactly half of his money and leave by ship using a passport given to you by a proffesor studying an imaginary subject. And arrive home to find 2 hobo's walking the streets around and to find two houses in town. You go inside your house to find your mother reapeting herself your father nowhere in sight and able to store your bed in your PC.  ???  :laugh:
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Post by: *Toad* on January 10, 2006, 22:11
You know you've played too much pokémon when you think you can just walk into anyone's house without invitation.
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Post by: Dracon on January 10, 2006, 23:42
You know youve played to much pokemon When you go hunting for one of a kind rare birds on mountins, in power plants, in caves, in dangerous burned towers and islands. Then when you find then you chuck your german sheperd at them shouting "mightyena use rock smash" then you start lobbing balls at the bird until it falls to the floor. "Yeah I caught Ho-Oh!" you shriek. only to have a member of the RSPCA grab you by the shoulder and start bawling at you for killing a one of a kind bird. Youre so surprised and upset you call up your mom and before you can say anything she says, "Hi honey, youre in -insert random country here- I havn't been there. So far you have -insert ridiculous amount of money here- sorry I bought you this really cute doll I hope you like it. Do you want me to keep saving money for you? I'm rooting for you baby." (sorry if any of this is inaccurate I aint played G/S/C in years) so before you can say a word she's hung up. Leaving you to face the RSPCA on your own, what do you do? You feed your german sheperd a strange potion given to you as a free sample by a dodgy sales rep on route 1, and yell "Mighytyena bite" so the dog attacks the man and you shriek "team Rocket shall never win!!!" Then rob the man of exactly half of his money and leave by ship using a passport given to you by a proffesor studying an imaginary subject. And arrive home to find 2 hobo's walking the streets around and to find two houses in town. You go inside your house to find your mother reapeting herself your father nowhere in sight and able to store your bed in your PC.  ???  :laugh:
Oh my god! That was so god damn hillarious I think I almost fell over laughing!
Anyway....

When you take peoples "Luckey Punchs" to thank them for teaching you starnge bizzare dances that somehow heal your wounds. Then you leave the house you entered with out a word.
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Post by: Cosmo21 on January 11, 2006, 01:23
when u see your dog poochyena growing and called it evolving

when u thought your mobile phone was a P★DA

when your electronic dictionary is a pokedex
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on January 11, 2006, 02:28
When you see a guy with an Afro walking around and Sic your dog on him,and when he passes out,you see a text box come up that says
Quote
Player defeated Wanderer Miror B.!
Then you stand on a platform and spend the rest of the day looking for the Miror Radar you know the Afro guy's friend dropped when he ran to get the police,and the authorities come and arrest you.
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Post by: Dracon on January 11, 2006, 04:07
When you punch crumbly rocks in search of strange animals, when they jump out, you beat them until they faint, and capture them.
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Post by: GreenEarth on January 11, 2006, 14:08
When you go up to goths and shout 'Haha! Your Dark Pokemon are useless against mine!'
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Post by: DS on January 11, 2006, 20:00
When your handwriting starts to look like the font in RS ;).
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Post by: Dracon on January 12, 2006, 03:17
When you Pounce on birds and tell them to fly you to near by citys.
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Post by: Game Fortress on January 12, 2006, 05:50
When you spend your time creating a Pokemon Game for the computer.

When your thumb starts twitching violently due to Game Boy withdrawls.

When your social status in your neighborhood is based on hours of gameplay.

When you can tell all of the Pokemon names just by hearing their calls.
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Post by: GreenEarth on January 12, 2006, 09:47
When your parents tell you 'We're going on safari!' You yell 'ALL RIGHT! I wonder if I can catch a Chansey?'
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Post by: Lethal Hamster on January 31, 2006, 23:38
You know you've played to much pokemon when you get on a ferry and then start bawling at the sailors saying you wanted to go to Birth Island not Spain! And when your mum tries to take your ferry ticket off you you yell "NO MY AURORA TICKET!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND i NEEDED THAT FOR DEOXYS!!"
Not half as funny as my last post but meh.
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Post by: **Espeon** on February 01, 2006, 01:39
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you move your head side to side when you ride your bike.

You know you've played too much Pokemon when it turns night time sooner than you think, you think it's Lugia blocking the sun.

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you don't have no clue who or where your dad is, and many people suspect that he's the person who runs the fitness gym near you. =P
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Post by: Eevee_Master on February 01, 2006, 15:02
you gave yourself a simple job like Brock "I'm sorry my friend, but I have to take care of my pet and start raising it"

when you want to keep everyone shut their mouth so you start singing and put them to sleep to bored.

you start going on other places you've never been just like Ash going to a new island (Hey! I want to go to Hong Kong Disneyland, it's new)

When you met your new professor with a large beard in college and start  thinking that he's Prof. Birch

when you see a small chicken and wants to raise it like a blaziken.

when you felt an earthquake and thinks that it's the cause of Dugtrio and start to really panic.

when someone snatched your belongings and called the police to report that it's the team rocket.

when you met 2 persons named Maxie and Archie and starts to ask "what's the name of your pet?"

when it's your birthday and starts to paint your balloon looks like a Jigglypuff (I did that one on my 15th bday)

when you wake up first thing in the morning and switched on the Television and a breaking news says "a weird thing crashed in europe" and starts to shout that Lati@s has arrived
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Post by: CrimiClown™ on February 01, 2006, 15:29
When you never say anything exept 'Yes' or 'No'...
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Post by: Spectre Latios on February 02, 2006, 14:24
When you try to jump from one floor to the floor below and not expect to get hurt.
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Post by: rapidash-mike on February 02, 2006, 15:05
When you walk everywhere and don'tgo to sleep at all.

When youwalk inside your local gym and ask for the leader.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on February 02, 2006, 15:06
When music rings in your head everywhere you go.

When you think you always look from a near birds-eye view.
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Post by: Drexus on February 02, 2006, 15:31
You fear throwing anything in the direction of a bird because it will gather all of the other birds nearby and chase you.
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Post by: GreenEarth on February 02, 2006, 16:00
When you are sued by Game Freak for making your own Pokemon game.....
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Post by: Spinner on February 02, 2006, 19:54
When you find that you can no longer walk diagonally.
When you see that your game has 9999+ hours of playtime on it.
When you stabbed someone because they insulted pokemon.
When you start walking around A LOT with eggs in your pockets.
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Post by: Dracon on February 03, 2006, 03:27
When you worry if the hospital is not in the center of the town
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Post by: Spectre Latios on February 03, 2006, 06:18
When your refridgerator has wildly painted eggs in it, and the label is Pokemon.
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Post by: *Toad* on February 03, 2006, 23:29
When you can't walk up a moderately small ledge.
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Post by: Diamond on February 04, 2006, 00:18
You know you've played too much pokemon when the only thing you can say is your name over and over and over...
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Post by: very_aquatic on February 04, 2006, 19:23
When you dive into the water expecting to actually breathe...

LOL

You know you play too much when you look in the hospital for a pokemon centre attached .. LOL
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Post by: Dracon on February 05, 2006, 18:42
When you hear your dad tell you there is a time and place for every thing whenever yu are about to do something wrong.
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Post by: BLACKADDEROW on February 07, 2006, 15:44
When you burst into a pet shop and try to catch the animals using a cattle prod, a flamethrower and cricket balls!
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Post by: Dracon on February 07, 2006, 17:09
When you beat up a poacher for being a member of Team Rocket.
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Post by: Lord Raven on February 08, 2006, 00:30
When you try to switch your setting to Shift.
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Post by: Dracon on February 08, 2006, 01:35
When you get annoyed if the Veteranarian takes more than ten seonds to cure your pet.
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Post by: Cmyles2 on February 08, 2006, 11:48
When you put your mouse inside a broken tennis ball claming it to be a Pikachu.
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Post by: Dracon on February 08, 2006, 16:37
When you abrublty leave home one day, and come back a month later as a legend.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on February 10, 2006, 01:56
When the only thing on TV is a movie about some boys playing on train tracks, and only your mom/dad would like it.
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Post by: Lord Raven on February 10, 2006, 02:36
When you throw a Tennis Ball and wonder where your Snorlax went.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on February 10, 2006, 04:50
When the only thing on TV is a movie about some boys playing on train tracks, and only your mom/dad would like it.

When the only thing on your Yellow TV is a movie about some boys walking on a big piano keyboard.
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Post by: GreenEarth on February 10, 2006, 15:27
When you start twitching every time someone mentions Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.
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Post by: Dracon on February 11, 2006, 16:07
When you jumped up and down when you saw Fr/LG in Target. (yes, I did this... in public  :-\)
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Post by: very_aquatic on February 11, 2006, 16:45
When you beat up a poacher for being a member of Team Rocket.

Amen. *claps*
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Post by: Lord Raven on February 13, 2006, 04:44
When you accuse NASA of 'BLASTING OFF AGAIN!'
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Post by: Dracon on February 13, 2006, 04:56
When you accuse NASA of 'BLASTING OFF AGAIN!'
How high did you say your IQ was?

When your brain lapses every time your GBA runs out of batterys.
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Post by: Lord Raven on February 13, 2006, 05:02
How high did you say your IQ was?
Shaddup >_>.  It's 12:00 AM.

When you meet some guy named Jesse and someone else named James, and you sick DICK SPANGOOD on them.
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Post by: GreenEarth on February 14, 2006, 14:14
When you jumped up and down when you saw Fr/LG in Target. (yes, I did this... in public  :-\)
Don't be embarassed- you should be proud of yourself.
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Post by: CrimiClown™ on February 15, 2006, 20:37
You know you played too much Pokémon when you walk back and forth through the grass, never even considering to stop for a snack or drink.
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Post by: Dracon on February 16, 2006, 04:21
When you abanon all sleeping, craping, and eating.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on February 16, 2006, 11:35
When you throw a Tennis Ball at people because you think they are Pokemon.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on February 27, 2006, 14:12
When a single malfunction of any sort can "glitch" up your life.
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Post by: Dracon on February 27, 2006, 16:04
When you try to save the game before you have a big fight with a school bully.
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Post by: The Red Bulbasaur on February 27, 2006, 20:13
when u start wearing a shirt with a giant red r on it and try to make world domination by training an evil army of cats (me)
or alternatively spend your life looking for mirage island

or wen u see sumthing move u instinctly shout pokeball gooooo!!!!! and chuck something at it (do not try at home in risk of breakages)

or when u try shoving your cat into your pc saying stuff like "go on go into box 1!!!"
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Post by: Dracon on February 28, 2006, 01:40
When you leave home at the age of ten.
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Post by: x~mew~x on February 28, 2006, 02:19
When you try to save the game before you have a big fight with a school bully.

that's a good one!
okay this is a real one I am about to have a real important TCG battle at the city championship and it looks pretty bleak, and whoever win's this wins the city's! anyway i thought oh it'll be fine i'll just save before I go to battle her!
I mean i seriously thought i could do that for a few seconds!
( to much emerald!)
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on February 28, 2006, 12:00
When you arrive on a creepy old island mountain expecting to find a red orb, and instead you are caught by authorities.
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Post by: luffy on March 01, 2006, 21:20
 :-Xwhen you a tazmania devil and try to catch it but chased a pack of them
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on March 01, 2006, 21:34
When you go to the shop and try to buy a masterball.
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Post by: ginrei on March 01, 2006, 23:41
When you keep calling pigeons "pidgeys" and wonder why people give you funny looks...  :-\
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on March 02, 2006, 03:34
When you steal things like Tennis Balls thinking they are Poke' Balls and leave bottle caps as payment.
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Post by: JºèýJ³dý on March 02, 2006, 09:30
When you ask for a Porygon for breakfast (Like me yesterday) :-[
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Post by: Psychocath on March 02, 2006, 14:59
When you go down to the local fitness gym expecting to earn a badge with your pet cat and a hamster.
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Post by: Switchback on March 02, 2006, 15:14
When you call your Alsation an Arcanine by accident.

(That was me this morning...) XD
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Post by: Pokeapache on March 02, 2006, 18:38
When you forget what a Catippilar is and call it a Caterpie.

(Tis' true. When I was 9 or so... xD)
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Post by: Evil Kadabra on March 02, 2006, 18:39
...When the name rater actually likes your names.
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on March 02, 2006, 22:07
*This is real* I remember last year, I was refering to a Chameleon and I kept saying Charmeleon. It took me a few minutes to remember the word "Chameleon" and I felt like an idiot.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on March 08, 2006, 14:40
When get two mice call em Pikachu and try to make em breed.
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Post by: Evil Feraligatr on March 08, 2006, 20:22
One time in school I think the class assistant said fancy.I missheard it and then I thought she said Chansey.
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Post by: poke056 on March 08, 2006, 20:29
did you ask her about chansey...I hear pokemon instead of words all the time its anoying...but ive clocked about 40 weeks worth of hours on all my games together...
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Post by: Dracon on March 12, 2006, 04:25
When your thumbs twitch at night.
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Post by: Spectre Latios on March 12, 2006, 05:12
When you think the Lambourgini Logo features a Tauros.
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Post by: Torchickens on March 15, 2006, 20:06
When you mistake squids for tentacools
(this happened to me when I was about 4)

When you say all pokemon names zubat to abra in reverse (tabuz,noogazgiz,etc)
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Post by: pikachu_Ash on March 16, 2006, 17:13
When you start playing it even though the gameboy is off (happened today :()
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on March 26, 2006, 07:45
When you start playing it even though the gameboy is off (happened today :()
I do that all the time.
When you think you are Ash and walk up to a girl and say: "Misty, I love you so much. Snog me and go out with me!"
lol
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Post by: Victor Niguel on April 02, 2006, 04:29
When you automatically reach for your gameboy, load it, and expect it to load your Pokemon game.

Happens to me before, I was going to play Pokemon Sapphire, and suddenly it shows up Need For Speed Underground 2.  :P
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on April 02, 2006, 04:31
When you get one of those 12-piece sliding puzzles as a gift and say, "I'm gonna try to get a Trozei!"
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Post by: Victor Niguel on April 02, 2006, 04:34
When you play Command and Conquer Generals, and saw a US ranger, you started to think, "Hope that he didn't bring his capture top along! I don't want him to control all the units in the game!"
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Post by: Lord Raven on April 02, 2006, 04:39
When you pay 10,000 dollars for 500 coins.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on April 02, 2006, 04:42
When you see a pyramid-shaped object, draw a triangle on the ground in permanent marker, and then start pushing the pyramid around, getting a strange look from everyone around you.

When you start imagining that you see a Horsea in the fish tank. (I swear I saw a little Horsea pic in my fishtank but it turned out to be a blueish piece of moss.)
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Post by: Victor Niguel on April 02, 2006, 04:43
When the sky only have nighttime and daytime, with no sunset and sunrise.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on April 02, 2006, 04:44
When you see a certain type of tree, you immediately try cutting it down and get arrested.
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Post by: Lord Raven on April 02, 2006, 04:45
Here's a few from Rachel:

When there's a blank TV, and only your mother or father could like it.
When it all of a sudden turns from light to dark right when it turns 6:00 PM.

And one from me:
When you have a GBA attached to a GCN attached to a TV and you never play it.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on April 02, 2006, 04:50
When other people play on GBAs with no screen on it. Check the Ru/Sa sprite of the gaming kid, and you'll see what I mean.

When all trees in a particular area are all asexually reproduced, with no variation.
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Post by: BYRON on April 07, 2006, 09:47
When you become convinced that one of the trees in your garden wiggles when you water it.
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Post by: Ravager on April 10, 2006, 02:43
When you start walking tile by tile.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on April 10, 2006, 02:51
When you start to walk 16 pixels/step. I checked it when I was working on sprite custom cities, you see.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on April 10, 2006, 02:59
When you see a turtle and shout " Its a Squirtle!"
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Post by: BLL | 4th gen fanatic on April 10, 2006, 10:50
when you try to cram a tenis ball in to youre pc's cd rom drive

when you start to hum pokemon background music
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Post by: pikachu_Ash on April 11, 2006, 15:47
When you start walking tile by tile.
I sorta do that anywayz lol
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Post by: Raikou77 on April 12, 2006, 21:00
When you randomly sing the pokemon theme music
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Post by: Ravager on April 13, 2006, 06:50
When you start crashing your bike all over the place and act  like nothing happened.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on April 13, 2006, 12:01
When you see a person with a tennis ball and shout "Want to battle?"
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Post by: Victor Niguel on April 13, 2006, 12:26
When you run your bike directly towards the cliff, and you expect that you automatically stop before you fly off the cliff edge.
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Post by: Ravager on April 14, 2006, 06:46
When you walk straight into a door and expect it to open by itself.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on April 14, 2006, 14:49
When get a medium size turtle and try to make it evolve.
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Post by: Ravager on April 16, 2006, 06:42
When you walk through grass expecting to run into pokemon.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on April 18, 2006, 00:55
When you get Window Polish spray and spray it on someone thats hurt and say, "You're healed. My potion made ya better."
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Post by: :) on April 18, 2006, 01:06
When you always turn at exactly 90° at a corner.
When you enter other people's houses without knocking, ringing the bell, or any other warning whatsoever.
When you mess up and immediately say, "Good thing I saved!"
rofl these are so funny... and so true... lol
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on April 18, 2006, 01:12
actually they were pretty lame. I didnt laugh once.
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Post by: Squrtle-Lover on April 18, 2006, 02:23
You know when you played too much Pokemon when you walk into a gym expecting to see Misty ...ahhhhhhh Misty :-[
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on April 18, 2006, 02:24
When you walk into a red roofed building and ask a woman to heal your Pokemon.
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Post by: Squrtle-Lover on April 18, 2006, 02:34
You know when you played too much pokemon when you think you can start life over and change your genger.
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Post by: __Strange__ on April 18, 2006, 02:47
Sorry if these are repated, I haven't read every page:

When you throw rocks at foxes to make them change shape.

When every nurse and police officer are females from the same family.

When your favorite martial aritist's last names are Chan, Lee, and Top, even though no martial artist has the last name top.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on April 18, 2006, 02:49
When you walk up to a Black Belt near a mountain and call himn Black Belt Nob! Remember that dude in RSE?
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Post by: __Strange__ on April 18, 2006, 02:55
0o Yes I do.

When a fighter gives you a choice between a kicking chicken finger and boxer in a skirt for beating him in a battle.

When you realize we have "Eevee Brothers" but no "Tyrouge Sisters"*

When you've plated D/P.....in 2000.....

* I have, as you may see. I still want an anime ep. with 'em.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on April 18, 2006, 02:57
Im out of ideas now. Ive used them up. Let me restock em.
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Post by: Ravager on April 18, 2006, 06:59
When you take out a calculator typing pokemon names, thinking its a pokedex.
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Post by: Lord Raven on April 18, 2006, 07:01
When you're obsessive about movesets.
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Post by: Akari MMS on April 18, 2006, 12:26
When you lob stones at people's pets pretending to be team Rocket
When you call your pet canary tailow and teach it to make whirlwinds.
When yo throw soft toys at bullies if you want to escape
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Post by: Victor Niguel on April 18, 2006, 14:02
When you think you could only see the sun when you climb up a pyramid, and say, "My god! The sun is a red giant!"

Well, it looks like a red giant.

(I was wrong about the sunset and sunrise. When you think that when you climb to the top of a Pyramid, the sky will change into sunset/sunrise.)
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Post by: __Strange__ on April 18, 2006, 15:42
When any combination of people who's names make a famous villian (Butch Cassidy, Anny Oakly, Jesse James, etc.) are evil T.T

When you were the first to notice Sabrinia's female Mr.Mime.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on April 19, 2006, 06:08
When you throw loads of berries tp wild animal and then throw tennis balls at them, trying to catch em.
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Post by: __Strange__ on April 19, 2006, 06:11
When throwing rocks, feeding berries and throwing tennis balls can make any jungle creature befreind you.
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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on April 19, 2006, 06:16
When you see an oddly coloured animal and think its a shiny Pokemon
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Post by: Squrtle-Lover on April 21, 2006, 13:50
Ohhh....You know when you've played too mutch Pokemon when you join this Fourm!!!
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Post by: Squrtle-Lover on April 21, 2006, 13:51
Ohhh....You know when you've played too mutch Pokemon when you join this Fourm!!!
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Post by: Squrtle-Lover on April 21, 2006, 13:53
Opps...sorry...
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Post by: Victor Niguel on April 21, 2006, 16:20
(Don't press POST too much times. I did it, and I accidentally post in a lot more than I needed)

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you think you are insomniatic.
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Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on April 21, 2006, 16:23
When u journey into caves and use your dog as a source of light
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Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on April 21, 2006, 16:31
when u go round with a rat painted yellow
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Post by: Ravager on April 22, 2006, 16:53
When you go to the pet shop and start talking to the clerk like he's a safari manager.
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Post by: Lord Raven on April 23, 2006, 01:11
When you realize this is the most posted in non-sticky topic in Games General >>;;.

When you think you're Alakazam when you have two Spoons.
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Post by: Ravager on April 23, 2006, 07:24
When you see an animal you haven't seen in your life and yell "a 4th generation pokemon"!
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Post by: blue mew on April 23, 2006, 12:49
when you walk into peoples house without knocking on the door.
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Post by: Ravager on April 23, 2006, 17:48
When you go on a PC and start requesting pokemon from Oak.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on April 27, 2006, 23:50
You pick strange-looking berries from trees, feed them to your pet cat (which you taped a gold charm too), and the cat drops dead because you thought you could feed "Meowth" a "Pecha Berry".
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Post by: Squrtle-Lover on April 30, 2006, 16:25
You know when you've played too mutch Pokemon when you watch Rocket Power and yell, "Ohh No! They joined Team Rocket!''( Bet I'm The ONLY ONE who gets it)
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Post by: Ravager on April 30, 2006, 18:53
When you throw a tennis ball at a duck thinking you're gonna catch a Psyduck.
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Post by: Captain Chris on May 01, 2006, 15:55
when you carry a frog round with you and call it lotad then you tell it to usewater gun on an acorn so you can catch a seedot
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Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on May 02, 2006, 05:04
You have devoted your life to breeding your dog and cat to get a growling cat
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Post by: Pokeapache on May 04, 2006, 12:18
You know when you've played too mutch Pokemon when you watch Rocket Power and yell, "Ohh No! They joined Team Rocket!''( Bet I'm The ONLY ONE who gets it)


No, I got it. And, it was slightly funny.



When you see a cow and give it berries, then go yell at the farmer, "Give me my MooMoo Milk!"
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Post by: Ravager on May 05, 2006, 00:00
When you see a black and pink snake, and think its a shiny Rayquaza.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on May 05, 2006, 00:45
When you go to the beach, and it starts forming right angles.
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Post by: Steelix on May 05, 2006, 00:53
You have an unhealthy obbession with one of the characters..

*Cough*

You drink soda and expect to recover 60 HP in a non existan Health bar.
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Post by: ginrei on May 05, 2006, 01:01
You start calling one of your workmates, who's name happens to be Steven, "Steven Stone", and not actually realise what you've done. o.0;
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Post by: Steelix on May 05, 2006, 01:10
You start using Pokemon refences in everyday life, example:

In stead of going "OH MY GOD." You for some reason go "OH MY HO-OH."  Or you say you feel Mareepish. 
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Post by: Akairin on May 05, 2006, 01:17
You know you've been playing pokémon too much when you ask your friends if they want to trade their cat with your 'meowth'
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on May 05, 2006, 01:23
You beat up a kid using your pet hamster, steal half of their money, and then demand them to "Register me on your Pokenav!"
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Post by: Victor Niguel on May 05, 2006, 01:40
When you played too much G/S/C and think that your mom is a walking ATM machine and an ebay account.  :P
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Post by: __Strange__ on May 05, 2006, 01:45
When your phonebill makes your parents faint because you call everyone in the phonebook and say "Hi, TRAINER. I just tried to catch a nice MAGIKARP for my collection, but it got away! Bye!" Click Click Click
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Post by: Victor Niguel on May 05, 2006, 01:52
When you want to know who is behind the lock door, you grab an ID card and swipe your head with it to open the door.
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Post by: Nexus Prince Haramad on May 05, 2006, 12:36
When You think a wolf is a Mightyena and yell AAAAAHHH!!!! A MIGHTYENA!!!!
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Post by: Ravager on May 05, 2006, 23:14
When you throw baseballs at every animal you run into.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on May 06, 2006, 07:44
When you throw oranges at animals in zoos thinking that it will open up and capture it.
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Post by: Marcofisher on May 06, 2006, 17:16
this is funny ;D
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Post by: Ravager on May 06, 2006, 21:55
When you fold a bicycle and stick it in your backpack.
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Post by: Captain Chris on May 07, 2006, 11:24
when you feed a cd to your cat and expect it to learn hyper beam.
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Post by: Ravager on May 07, 2006, 17:45
When you have a big cat, and the expect it to defeat another cat, and then drop money for you to keep (pay day).
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Post by: The Windows Ninja: Vista pwns you! on May 11, 2006, 00:08
When you expect to walk into a gym to make your pets fight.
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Post by: Ravager on May 11, 2006, 03:25
When you pick out berries and place them in your backpack's smallest pocket.
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Post by: Shinyhunter on May 11, 2006, 05:44
when you know were everything is and know were every pokemon can be found
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Post by: Victor Niguel on May 11, 2006, 14:42
When you can look 360 degrees, without turning your head around, just like the Spidey-Sense from Spiderman!
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Post by: Ravager on May 11, 2006, 22:07
When you stare at the new D/P screens for hooours and swear your playing it.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on May 12, 2006, 02:14
When you get angry at your pet hummingbird after screaming for it to "USE FLY NOW" 14 times, so that you eventually grab it and try to jump into midair, thinking you can fly, but instead uses Bounce Attack, and comes back down on your pet tortoise who you named Torkoal, and then when you run outside there is an old man who keeps repeating that he loves the sea 248 times, until you finally give up and use "Dive" attack on your bathtub for 10 minutes, and "white out" for good.
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Post by: Ravager on May 12, 2006, 02:21
When someone passes by your sight and you yell and say a corny phrase to get him/her to battle you. That was funneh ;D
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Post by: Shinyhunter on May 12, 2006, 02:36
when you have already played all the pokemon games and know every single pokemon and all the new ones that are going to come out
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Post by: Ravager on May 12, 2006, 02:38
When you walk into people on purpose and expect the not to notice at all.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on May 12, 2006, 15:19
When your rival pushes you and you expect that you won't attack back.
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Post by: Ravager on May 21, 2006, 00:37
When you see an animal you have never seen before, and take out your calculator thinking it's a pokedex trying to get info on it. 
 
 
 
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on May 21, 2006, 01:35
When somebody punches you in the face, you scream "TYRANITAR GO" and beat your rival over the head with a T-rex action figure.
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Post by: Ravager on May 22, 2006, 22:20
When you take out your GBA SP, and press the start button saying "Where's my potion!?".
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Post by: Victor Niguel on May 23, 2006, 10:06
When you think that if you eject your disk from the computer, you will think that you had ejected a TM/HM.
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Post by: Ravager on May 23, 2006, 19:10
When you teach your wolf how to fight, train it every day and get frustrated because it won't evolve.
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Post by: raikouchaser on May 24, 2006, 00:54
You know you've played too much pokemon when

you turn on the radio expecting to hear buena's password.

you ask your mom to make you cinnabar volcano burgers.

you water trees and expect them to attack.

you run into a burnt building and try finding three cats.

you ask the grocery store clerk if they have any moomoo milk or ragecandybars.

you go on myspace.com and sign up, only to figure out you can't store things on it.

you fail to realize your dad's existence.

you think every cow is a miltank; every bull is a tauros; every cat is either a persian or a delcatty; every dog is either a granbull or mightyena; every fish is either a seaking or carvhana. and so on.

 ;D


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Post by: Steelix on May 24, 2006, 00:56
When you commend you teacher for explaing Evolution incorrectly.

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Post by: Ravager on May 24, 2006, 01:06
When you go to the store and pay 200 US dollars for a toy Pokeball, not realizing it's fake o.o

I'm running out of idea's, I should start playing Pokemon more for ideas.
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Post by: Steelix on May 24, 2006, 01:10
When you're talking to your Sceine teacher about Fossiles and ask about Omanites.

..That did so totally NOT  happen to me o.o;
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Post by: ginrei on May 24, 2006, 01:14
When someone phones you, and you say "Oh, my Pokenav is ringing!"

I definitely did NOT do this on Sunday. >>;
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Post by: Akairin on May 24, 2006, 01:17
When you continuously walk into walls, believing each time you won't get hurt, and you can just turn around and walk away normally...

Same with your bike.

Oh. And you try and jump up a mountain/ride up a mudslide on your bike. xP

Or, when your dog and cat are fighting, you shout out commands to your dog(Because, being your dog, you obviously want him to win) and expect him to create an earthquake.... >.< I did that before...
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Post by: Steelix on May 24, 2006, 01:26
For some reason, you save a picture of a Miltank and Armaldo in your college account folder o.o
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Post by: Ravager on May 25, 2006, 01:37
When you fold your bike and place it in your backpack.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on May 27, 2006, 11:31
When elevation is flat like ground, and standing on one will make you automatically slide left, right, down, or even upwards.
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Post by: Ravager on June 12, 2006, 05:11
When you run onto the edge of a  cliff, and expect to bump into an invisible wall but fall instead :P
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Post by: Victor Niguel on June 12, 2006, 10:34
When you are standing in the elevator, you keep on attempting to shake it, and make the buzzing noise. And when the elevator stop, you chime.
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Post by: Spook on August 05, 2006, 22:18
i luv this type of topic..

when
you call your cat espeon
you call your dad alakazam
you call your mum blissy
your lill bro numul
your big bro carumpert
your lill sis clafairy
and your big sis clafable

i did NOT do that last week monday.....0_0
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Post by: Stevie on August 06, 2006, 19:55
When your in class and you answer every question with the answer pokemon. Also when your walking around humming tunes for ever and ever and ever and... *snore*
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Post by: Mushroom on August 06, 2006, 19:57
You know you've played too much Pokémon try and get on your bike inside your house you stand waiting for some voice of a fatherly figure to boom out from thin air and tell you not to.
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Post by: Shmef on August 07, 2006, 05:56
When you here low pitched beeps when you bump into walls...
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on August 07, 2006, 14:44
When you start calling chameloens charmeleons- The reason why I put this, is because I ACTUALLY did this last year. I was trying to refer to a chameleon to a caravan site friend and 'Charmeloen' kept coming out. I need to stop playing the games as often!

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Post by: SilentSeraph on August 09, 2006, 18:46
when your in the natural history museum and you ask about ammonites but say omanyte.has honestly happened.lol
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on August 13, 2006, 22:26
When you ask your mum to save up for you and while your at school, she goes out and buys you a charmander plush doll.


When you go to the local science lab and ask to see Proffesser Oak and to get a squirtle.
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Post by: Steelix on August 13, 2006, 22:28
When you aboustly refuse to walk digonanly.
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Post by: Switchback on August 14, 2006, 14:35
when your in the natural history museum and you ask about ammonites but say omanyte.has honestly happened.lol

When you start calling chameloens charmeleons- The reason why I put this, is because I ACTUALLY did this last year. I was trying to refer to a chameleon to a caravan site friend and 'Charmeloen' kept coming out. I need to stop playing the games as often!

I have done exactly the same thing but in different places and times. I called oysters Cloysters, chameleons Charmeleons and Pterodactyls Aerodactyls.
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Post by: Shove over Harley, Nando's the smexy one now! on August 14, 2006, 17:28
When something catches on fire and you expect your per turtle to use water gun.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on August 15, 2006, 19:21
When you go to a store and you begin throwing baseballs at the Whack-A-Mole games on the toy shelf.
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Post by: Pikanyaa on August 15, 2006, 19:23
When you're afraid of mice because you think they'll shock you.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on August 15, 2006, 19:26
When you are watching Barney, and are utterly jealous that those kids managed to catch a rare Purple Dragonite!
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Post by: Pikanyaa on August 15, 2006, 19:33
A wingless, purple Dragonite. >w<;
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Post by: Lati-kun on August 15, 2006, 21:40
When you don't cut your plants because you think they're Oddish
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Post by: SCM on August 15, 2006, 21:43
When you ask random people to trade your PIDGEON for their GOOSE.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on August 16, 2006, 00:14
When you mistakenly call a "Welcome Swallow" (yes, it's a real bird. Wikipedia on it if you don't agree) a Taillow.
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Post by: Switchback on August 16, 2006, 00:17
When you get a Boomerang and instantly think your a Marowak and start acting out his moves and saying his name over and over.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on August 16, 2006, 00:47
When you don't cut your plants because you think they're Oddish

When you DO cut your plants because you think they are Cut trees.
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Post by: Shmef on August 16, 2006, 07:25
When you touch trees, you expect them to dance

When you pour water on that tree, you run away for fear of being attaced by it...
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Post by: BYRON on August 16, 2006, 07:32
When you pull out your pet bird, sit on it, and command it to use fly.
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Post by: Marcofisher on August 16, 2006, 09:42
When nyou play your gamecube for 5 seconds.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on August 16, 2006, 13:00
When you take out a million M&Ms and throw them out into the wildlife, then search for them, proclaiming "I am hunting for EVs!"
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Post by: Victor Niguel on August 16, 2006, 13:51
When you call antiseptics potions.
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Post by: Mushroom on August 16, 2006, 14:18
When you are surprised when someone's front door is locked
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Post by: Lati-kun on August 17, 2006, 01:02
When you want your pet to get sick.
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Post by: Dracon on August 17, 2006, 17:32
YOu refuse to eat pork chops to save the Spoinks.
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Post by: KJ| Darkrai..Reaper of Poke'death on August 18, 2006, 11:21
when you got to safari , just to insist there is a scyther there
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Post by: Dracon on August 18, 2006, 18:47
To aviod being kicked out of the safari, you walk around in circles in a grassy area.
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Post by: Latias Tamer on August 21, 2006, 11:43
When your walking down the road with mates and you point to the sky and shout "Look! A Pidgey"

When you have a fight with someone at school and you get a Tennis ball, and throw it at their face, shouting. "Go! Pikachu!!"
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Post by: blue mew on August 21, 2006, 11:50
when you run up to a tiger and shout, i've finaly got me self a raikou!
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Post by: Pinsir24 on August 21, 2006, 12:08
When you name your daughters: Erika, Sabrina, Glacia and Pidgey
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Post by: Chardan on August 21, 2006, 12:11
When you Light a Horse's back on fire
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Post by: blue mew on August 21, 2006, 12:38
when you use a mouse as a lightning rod.
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Post by: Chardan on August 21, 2006, 12:42
When you insist that a Dinosaurs and Plants can be fused together (Bulbasaur)
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Post by: blue mew on August 21, 2006, 13:02
when you shoot down hot air ballons for er the owners may steal your hamster
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Post by: Dracon on August 21, 2006, 17:54
When you think you should have 386 pets.
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Post by: King Goomba on September 24, 2006, 16:36
When everytime you move you hear the game music in your head and everytime you blink you see images of differnt pokemon.
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Post by: BYRON on September 25, 2006, 02:23
When you're in a national park, you see a kangaroo, and throw a rock at it so you can catch it.
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Post by: Jorah on September 25, 2006, 21:42
You go into a bike shop and think you can get a bike for free with a coupon an old man gave you

You go to the zoo and turn on the spot to find that rare animal you've been looking for so you don't waste "time"

You say to a random person on the street "I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear." and look disappointed when they don't battle you

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you think you are insomniatic.

Haha I've got a better one:
You know you play Pokemon too much when you say your ability is Insomnia
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Post by: Dracon on September 29, 2006, 04:50
You know you have been playing too much Pokemon when you find your self mysteriously drawn back to PUK time after time.
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Post by: 1794mew on October 03, 2006, 20:52
when you fish in a river and expect to find a shark
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Post by: b1azer on October 03, 2006, 20:56
when you jump on your pet goldfish (named goldeen) in the sea and expect it to dive. But if you find your goldfish is using dive your probably sinking!
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Post by: __Strange__ on October 03, 2006, 23:00
When you attack anyone in red, fearing they'll bring up the tempature with a dinosaur, and anyone in blue, because they'll use a whale to make it rain.

When you think it's okay to have your dog bite someone, then steal half their money.

When you pull out your loose tooth and put it in a clam, hoping it will turn into a fish.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on October 05, 2006, 14:34
When you call robots with too many eyes legendary Regis.

(No offense)
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Post by: Wanyal on October 05, 2006, 14:58
you look at someone and you wonder where their exclamation mark is
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Post by: :Giga:128 on October 05, 2006, 15:08
You try and take your dog into a dark forest attemping to light up the place by shouting the words "FLASH!"
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Post by: Movemaster on October 05, 2006, 19:31
you know you've played too much pokemon when you are in a zoo and you see a gorilla and you shout at the gorilla, "slaking use bodyslam on that other pokemon" which happens to be a monkey.
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Post by: Wanyal on October 06, 2006, 07:11
you give your dog named houndoom a red cd and expect it to learn fire blast
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Post by: ~Feebas~ on October 06, 2006, 17:47
or when you throw your hamster at people to win fights
or when you log into your pc and are disapointed not to find the hall of fame option
or when you pick up an animal and smash it into a crack in a ock saying "use secret power!" O0
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Post by: Swebb69 on October 06, 2006, 17:55
I always know when ive played it too much when I go to the loo and I can hear the pokemon centre tune in my head.
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Post by: Deathmore on October 07, 2006, 07:13
You know you've played too much pokemon when... your at the park with your dog (named poochyena)
and you see a cat... thinking its a skitty you attack it and say "poochyena use bite!"  :P

Nice one it was funny

EDIT: When i was in reception (kindagarden in us sort of) we had caterpillas and all of us had to name them (they were in and individual containers and each of us had our own) and i named it catterpie
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Post by: L.C. Techno on October 07, 2006, 12:37
You know you've played Pokemon too much when you get into heated debates about the Fictional Characters' sexuality. *whistles*

We've named our little puppy *Poochyena* and now that it's fully grown, we call her *Mightyena*.

And you're definitely playing too much when you pounce a hugging couple for a double battle.
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Post by: Ravager on October 08, 2006, 19:55
You know you've played too much Pokémon when you look at someone, but decide to sneak past behind them so they can't see you because you don't have time for a battle.
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Post by: Banana Dude on October 09, 2006, 14:21
You k now uve played too much pokemon ,

when you envision hp bars above peoples head

When you try squeezing ur dog into a baseball

when u keep visiting this topic
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Post by: Dracon on October 09, 2006, 17:56
You fear that un-happy children will never grow up.
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Post by: allhailsneasel on October 09, 2006, 22:26
1. When you read this instead of doing your math homework.

2. When you teach your little cousins that a bird with a large beak is called a Pelipper.

3. When you tell you're mom that the word is pronounced Puh-sigh-kick because that's the way the kid in the class who's smartest at Pokemon pronounces it.

Guilty of all 3...*sniff, sniff*
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Post by: Legendary Catcher on October 27, 2006, 01:05
When you run all day (exept in houses) and never get tired.
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Post by: Lord Raven on October 27, 2006, 01:08
When you seem to never get dirty, even though you're int eh grass a lot.

When you randomly walk into people's houses.

When your money is worth, like, 500 times what it original was.

And lastly, for now, when someone gets a thought square with an exclamation point in it as soon as they see you.
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Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on October 27, 2006, 02:41
You hold on to a whale and dive underwater where you manage to breathe just fine.
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Post by: BYRON on October 27, 2006, 07:19
When you continually extoll the merits of shorts (i.e. they are comfy and easy to wear) to all and sundry.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on October 28, 2006, 08:56
When you immediately ask, "Where is Greta?" when you enter a Karate House.
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Post by: TheDrifter on October 29, 2006, 21:50
When you try to use your bike indoors, and then you suddently hear a voice in your head saying out loud "Oak: This isn"t the time to use that!"
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Post by: Steelix on October 29, 2006, 21:54
When you immediately ask, "Where is Greta?" when you enter a Karate House.

Is it wrong I do that with every room I enter?
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Post by: Tomdra on October 29, 2006, 23:37
when you buy loads of bouncy balls and start lobbing them at cats and dogs
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Post by: __Strange__ on October 30, 2006, 00:31
On long car rides, no matter where you're going, you sing "We're on the road to Viridian City!"

You've already written a Hoenn and Shinou PokeRap, and are looking for any hints at 5th Gen Pokemon for your next rap.

The only element you can remember is "Argon", and you only remember it because it sounds like "Aggron".
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Post by: Victor Niguel on October 30, 2006, 00:46
When you think that all the professors are like in the games, there are no colleges for them to teach, no lecture notes, etc.
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Post by: Dracon on October 30, 2006, 01:07
You try not to meet new people to avoid fighting.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on October 30, 2006, 23:31
You think there is an element called Pokemonium in the periodic table.
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Post by: XK|X Litwick on October 30, 2006, 23:37
When you want to compress berries to make pokeblocks or cake.

when you give vitamins to your dog.
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Post by: Lati-kun on October 31, 2006, 01:00
when you shove amber down a mouse's throat hoping it will evolve
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Post by: Victor Niguel on October 31, 2006, 07:09
When you can walk down a main route freely in real life and expected not to be run over by a car.

When you can't climb over fences.

When you envision and "entouch" abstract barriers.
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Post by: XK|X Litwick on October 31, 2006, 14:38
When you dont swim and wait for a pokemon to take you to the other side

When you ar fishing with an old rod and you caught something and you said "MAGIKARP!"

When you throw balls to the animals in the zoo, trying to capture them.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on November 02, 2006, 00:21
When you bike full speed into a cat near a cliff and it won't fly off. (just like city connection, when your Honda Car hits a cat, it flies off with a straight tail  :P ::))
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Post by: __Strange__ on November 03, 2006, 02:20
When you think it's okay to shoplift, as long as you walk up a staircase afterwards.

You hate anything that may even be a REMOTE ripoff of Pokemon. You even stopped watching "Friends", because ash is friends with Pikachu.
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Post by: Dane Bramage on November 03, 2006, 03:18
When being eaten by giant flying venus fly catchers appeals to you.

When you stop eating chicken because it's brother will set you on fire.

When you trust your ten year old child to go out into the world armed with nothing but a back pack and a two-dimensional mouse.

When you claim NASA has made Casinos and have taken over Silph Co.

When you manage to think of this many reasons.

When you get set on fire, you show no signs of it in the next panel.

When you go to the zoo armed with a bucket of tennis balls.

When you realize your mother neither has her own room nor ever moves from one location.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on November 03, 2006, 11:17
When you expect that you can be one.
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Post by: Steelix on November 03, 2006, 12:27
When you go to the a theme park looking for Scott to give you Battle Points.

You go in a gym and wonder where there's all this equeiment around.
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Post by: Victor Niguel on November 03, 2006, 12:41
When you get into a fight with someone, you envision HP bars above their/your head, and "Fight, Bag, Escape, and Pokemon".
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Post by: XK|X Litwick on November 03, 2006, 13:24
When you dont touch rodents because you think they can electrify you.

When you see ghosts by using a scope.

When possesed people constantly attack you while saying "I was possesed"
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Post by: Dracon on November 04, 2006, 20:56
When you see Pidgyotto appear in you vision fo ran instant, and then dissapear.
(This happened to me :-\)
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on November 10, 2006, 14:07
When you believe that by wearing a police badge and stolen prototype equipment you can change into a bird and Fly to random cities.
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Post by: annajonz on November 12, 2006, 19:49
... when you ask the referee at a sumo wrestling match if hed like to trade his hariyama for your raichu.
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Post by: 1794mew on November 13, 2006, 20:31
when you think the pet shop/zoo iss the safari zone and chuck rocks at the animals *whistles innocently*
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Post by: Mushroom on November 13, 2006, 20:43
When you go fishing with a ball on the end of the line
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Post by: __Strange__ on November 13, 2006, 22:43
When you're chosen team captain for Dogeball/football/any other game, you say "I choose you!" after picking each team member.
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Post by: Swebb69 on November 18, 2006, 20:30
You know you've played too much pokemon when you go to dinner or the loo and you start humming the pokemon centre tune
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Post by: Mushroom on November 18, 2006, 20:33
When you go to the hospital and wonder where all the Chanseys are.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on November 18, 2006, 23:35
When a police officer stops you on the road, and you ask for an autograph and offer to buy him pizza. xD
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on November 19, 2006, 22:33
When you scale Mt. Everset, and when you reach the top, you say "aww... where's the Legendary?"
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Post by: Bonsley4949 on November 20, 2006, 20:24
You move into a new house in a different continent and quickly run to your neighbors and say, "Is my PKMN ready?" Or when you catch a golden minnow with a stick and run around town screaming "I caught a shining Magikarp woth my Old ROD!!" Or when you throw a baseball at a black coyote and yell "go treecko!" Or when you are afraid to go to a pond  :) because :) the giant Crawdaunt will get you.
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Post by: Mushroom on November 20, 2006, 20:55
When you scale Mt. Everset, and when you reach the top, you say "aww... where's the Legendary?"

I actually lol'd at that!
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Post by: SCM on November 20, 2006, 20:56
When you find your pet mouse cutting down a tree :P
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Post by: DEADLY SCYTHER on November 22, 2006, 10:03
when you get 3 chickens but 1 in the oven 1 in the freezer and 1 on the elctrical cable call the the ledgendary birds and chuck tennis balls at them then wait for another chicken to attack you I(lugia)
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Post by: Victor Niguel on November 22, 2006, 10:15
When you pick up a random piece of candy from the floor and eat it, thinking that it will boost your intelligence and make you less hungry.
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Post by: Latias Tamer on November 22, 2006, 17:56
When you see bird and shout "Look! A Pidgey!!"and throw a ball at it, shouting. "Go Pokeball!!"
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on November 22, 2006, 18:07
When you start talking to giant mudfish that arn't really there, Right Swampy?
Swampy: sure...
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Post by: CC|The 2nd Coming on November 22, 2006, 18:09
When you think you own a your fave pokemon and you also think you are you, in that fave poke's form, writing on the computer about stuff to thousands of Pokemon fans.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on November 22, 2006, 19:42
When you find yourself unable to climb a ledge, even if it's only two feet tall.
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Post by: THE YELLOW SANTA HAT on November 23, 2006, 01:55
when you can never fart

you walk into a random strangers house, take somthing out of thier trash, and watch thier tv without them noticing

when you run around a cave and the wall blows up
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on November 23, 2006, 02:32
When you expect you can go through life not eating
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Post by: Deathmore on November 25, 2006, 20:57
Finding different coloured rocks and have your cat that looks like a fox to hold it.

Also thinking you can put your pokeballs through your PC

Edit:

Get a regualar tennis ball and throw it on a dog running through the grass

You know wen youve played too much when you expect your puppy grows realy big in just a few serconds and call it a mightyana
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Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on November 26, 2006, 19:50
You walk exactly one way in four directions. 

There are only 8 sprites for your movements.
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Post by: Ravager on November 26, 2006, 21:03
You buy a 5 pocket backpack, and label each pocket with KEY ITEMS, BERRIES, ITEMS, POKé BALLS and TMs & HMs.
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Post by: wingedsorcerer on December 03, 2006, 18:51
When you just walk into innocent peoples houses
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Post by: BYRON on December 05, 2006, 21:22
When you take things from the houses of the aforementioned people. Without asking,

When you take such things, you feel compelled to say 'Doo doo doo doo DOO!'.
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Post by: Mushroom on December 06, 2006, 19:06
When you take such things, you feel compelled to say 'Doo doo doo doo DOO!'.

That's more a "You Know You've Played Too Much Zelda When..." Kinda thing. Not a Pokémon reference at all.
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Post by: rapidash-mike on December 10, 2006, 22:35
That would be better put as when you take something you want to say: Dun dundun dun dundun dun DUN!
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Post by: Victor Niguel on December 12, 2006, 09:52
When you call a butterfly a beautifly.

When you call a microscopic biological consumer a Gulpin.

That's what I did.
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Post by: rapidash-mike on December 14, 2006, 22:37
When you dye your pet mouse's fur yellow with black stripes and red cheeks. o.o
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Post by: Victor Niguel on December 16, 2006, 02:27
when you dye your pet mouse in shades of orange with brown stripes and yellow cheeks.

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Post by: ~Feebas~ on December 16, 2006, 21:24
when you name your hamster bippa and throw it at a passing dog
when you see two kids playing tennis and steal all the balls
when you pick all the berries of a bush and look for a sign saying 'loamy soil'
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Post by: Dracon on December 17, 2006, 16:22
That's more a "You Know You've Played Too Much Zelda When..." Kinda thing. Not a Pokémon reference at all.

No, silly, if it was zelda, then it would be, DOO DOO doo do DOO do DOO doo DOO doo.
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Post by: Poetictouch on December 18, 2006, 18:52
When a dog runs up to you barking and you say '<Insert Name Here> USED REPEL!' and spray the ground with your dad's old D&O (deoderant)
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on December 21, 2006, 00:52
When you start talking to giant mudfish that arn't really there and people stare at you because of it...Why can't you people see him!?!?!?
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Post by: Ravager on December 27, 2006, 21:59
When you wear repellent whenever you enter tall grass, because you have no POKEYMAN to defend you.
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Post by: Pokeapache on December 31, 2006, 18:23
When you start to throw stuffed animals and the evil maneatting dog next door and hoping that it'll be destracted enough for you to run through the lawn safetly.
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Post by: Latias Tamer on December 31, 2006, 19:17
When you feed your pets loads of sweets in effort to make them stronger.
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Post by: Chasimar A. O'Zealot on January 01, 2007, 23:11
When you see Pidgyotto appear in you vision fo ran instant, and then dissapear.
(This happened to me :-\)
0_0 How long have you been playing it then?
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Post by: SCM on January 02, 2007, 14:28
That when life gets loud, you can expect someone to turn down the volume for you.
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on January 21, 2007, 14:55
[guilty]When you go to the beach and try to find the Seafloor Cavern while there.[/guilty]
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Post by: Ravager on January 21, 2007, 18:30
When you see a green dog and yell "OMG, IT'S A SHINY!"
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on January 21, 2007, 18:42
[scarsam]You join this site[/scarasm]
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Post by: Tomaius on January 21, 2007, 21:04
You have every single one......Guilty....
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Post by: Nintenfreak on January 22, 2007, 16:12
you start quoting text from the game when talking to friends
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on January 22, 2007, 19:32
When you start to wear shorts and run around, screaming "HI I LIKE SHORTS THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR AND I WEAR SHORTS EVEN IN WINTER!!" to people.
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Post by: Philachu the Nanab Master! on January 24, 2007, 04:23
I must say I'm guilty of that one. I even got my friend to make me a screenshot to pin on my shirt.
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Post by: Latias Tamer on January 24, 2007, 21:20
When a guy(ess) challenges you to a fight and you throw a ball at him shouting, "Go! Pikachu!"
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Post by: __Strange__ on January 26, 2007, 19:29
When you hear of a drought or rainstorm on the news, you rush to that area hoping to find a fire-spitting dinosaur or a whale that can control the sea.

When you're constantly interviewed for the news, and only answer with a single word each time.

When you start up a Pokemon game, and the play time has changed to "Why don't you go outside and ride a bike or something?"
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Post by: bunnys2 on January 27, 2007, 22:08
1. your mom never sleeps and dosn't even have a room

2. you never age

3. when in the water jellyfish attack you

4. you try to board a boat to an island everytime you get a movie ticket

5. people stay in the same spot and position forever

6. you never die

7. when you find something lying on the ground it's in a ball
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Post by: BYRON on January 29, 2007, 03:57
When you're scared to go in any kind of grass for fear that small animals will attack you.

When you avoid large boulders lying around, thinking that they're actually Geodudes.

When you see a long line of boulders all in a row, and run. Fast.

When you decide to catch small lizards in the garden, you throw balls at them.
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on January 30, 2007, 05:10
you freak out whenever you meet anyone named "Jessie" or "James" or "Givioni"...mabye even "Meowth" for fear that they will try to steal your pet mouse.

You find a guy named scot keeps following you everywhere... Stop folowing me!!! Go bug some kid with a pikachu!
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Post by: Totally Engrish Champiness on January 30, 2007, 14:27
When people constantly follow you around so you can escort them to their friend's houses.
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Post by: Treevyle on January 30, 2007, 22:13
When you go to the zoo, thorw some sweets at a girafe, and then throw a ball at it hoping that you might catch it. And then you repet the process until you do catch it.
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Post by: XK|X Litwick on January 30, 2007, 22:19
When you cant swim and have to wait for a water pokemon to carry you.
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Post by: Deathmore on February 07, 2007, 20:14
When you dont say anything

You do a video of you fighting and put it on youtube(seen bare of final fantasy)

Expectpeople to say the same thing over and over again.
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Post by: .~:Sly Foxx:~. on February 07, 2007, 20:23
When you proudly claim your gigner-bicolour bmoggy to be a  shiyn Skitty

When you talk to your mum and expect to feel refreshed

When you do the Chansey dance to try and heal oyurself (Guilty =D)

When you can walk aroudn all day without getting tired

When you answer YYes/No to where you live
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Post by: Shinju. on February 07, 2007, 20:49
When in Spanish class, and your teacher is counting, the first three numbers you hear are: Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres

You go vegan because you fear eggs might have Pichus, Smoochums, etc. inside

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Post by: Liam on February 09, 2007, 21:18
When your cows and mice don't lay eggs...
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Post by: Pichu!! on February 10, 2007, 18:08
When you can survive without not eating anything, EVER

When you unfold a bicycle from your bag, and ride through someones house with it

When you can fly around on a bird the size of your torso
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Post by: Shinju. on February 11, 2007, 01:11
When houses are the size of your bedroom.

When lost items are as big as you.

When you can't sleep in your bed.

When a certain eating contest never finishes.  Ever.

When a certain hotel is always booked.  And the concierge says the same thing over and over and over...
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Post by: Dane Bramage on February 11, 2007, 06:10
When people stay outside in the middle of a huge city in the middle of the night walking back and forth.

When the Emerald rocket has had 8,912 successful liftoffs.

You see a giant chunk of metal levitating and aren't surprised.

When you wake up one day as a Kadabra!
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Post by: Pichu!! on February 11, 2007, 20:26
OOH I just thought of another one!

When you type the number 151 on your calculator and expect a mew to come flying onto the screen
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Post by: Vulpix_Cutie_75 on February 16, 2007, 05:21
when you start sneaking around people thinking they want 2 battle if u walk in front of them.

when u ride ur bike and see and rail you try 2 "hop" across it.

you go 2 the zoo and you expect someone 2 say " that will be 500 dollaars heres your safari balls"

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Post by: Christmas Lyoko Code on February 16, 2007, 05:27
When you hug a turtle and shout, "My luffly Squirtle!"

When you go onto your PC and expect to go on the Item Storage
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Post by: Vulpix_Cutie_75 on February 17, 2007, 05:17
when u start sleeping outside in a sleeping bag in most weather and expect 2 b just fine.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on February 26, 2007, 01:43
When you trade your pet to another kid, and their pet is exactly as strong as yours and has the same personality.
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Post by: Lati-kun on February 26, 2007, 02:19
when you sell your dog and buy an adamant one; the last one was modest.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on February 26, 2007, 02:50
When you grab the nearest wand-like object and attempt to ensnare a wild squirrel in a net of light while screaming "Capture On!"

When you start to think that you're an electric rat with a neckerchief, and you ask everyone around you to form a rescue team and go save little Timmy from the well, because you just received a letter in the mail from a pelican whose bill takes up two thirds of its body.

When you build an Unown I out of cardboard, go into a baseball store, pretend to scan the signed baseballs with your Unown I and scream "I GOT A TROZEI!"

When you play Super Smash Bros. Melee using only Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff and Mewtwo, you set your items to only Pokéballs on the highest frequency, and you only get Pokémon related trophies.
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on February 26, 2007, 04:30
You shove a poliwhirl plushie up your shirt to protect it from your sister and tell her, I'm a protector of poliwhirls!

yes...guilty...
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Post by: rjdubridge on February 26, 2007, 06:29
start dressing as a pokemon and then have some intense plastic surgery to become a pokemon.  O0
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Post by: Austin R. M. on February 27, 2007, 23:04
when you do up to a body builder and say"hey,  youre a machoke! go, pokeball!!!" and then throw a red and white replaca pokeball.

when you decide to go out on you own, and end up dying because a "trainer" killer kills you.

when you go to a gym and say" I officialy delare that I AM THIS GYM'S LEADER!!!"
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on March 01, 2007, 02:27
you push a cow down a hill yelling, Milktank rollout!

You smash a CD on a mouses head and expect it to learn iron tail

When the rain turns to hail you think of a castform changing from water to ice...hehe...
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Post by: Austin R. M. on March 01, 2007, 02:29
when you inject a needle into your pet fish, and it says carbos on it, when its really crack. boost speed, alright. hahaha.
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Post by: zzzdark on March 05, 2007, 21:45
When you run around during a shower of rain and scream: "Someone awakened Kyogre!"
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Post by: Sangajin on March 06, 2007, 14:22
When you give someone a static shock and think you are electabuzz using thunderbolt.
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Post by: munch_carer_Agency on March 09, 2007, 01:38
When you pull an onion out of the ground and scream "hey i found an oddish!"
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Post by: Pikanyaa on March 14, 2007, 18:46
Whn you run away from home upon turning 10, claiming that you were only starting your quest to become a Pokemon master.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: __Strange__ on March 14, 2007, 19:39
You can never play too much Pokemon.

Ooh, plot twist!
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Post by: Sangajin on March 20, 2007, 14:22
no, thats just discouraged people from posting here.

when you grab a lizard and dip it in water and expect it to spit water at a hamster.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: __Strange__ on March 20, 2007, 19:38
no, thats just discouraged people from posting here.

No, it was a joke. I'm pretty sure the "plot twist" remark gave it away. :P
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Post by: Sangajin on March 22, 2007, 09:11
i know, but there wasn't any replies for a week.
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Post by: SCM on March 22, 2007, 09:22
And? Topics will fail sometimes.
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Post by: Deathmore on March 22, 2007, 18:32
Back then this was normal but now its really weird:

thinking your ashes cousins. Being a pokemon prof dat gives beginning trainer a choice of 3 pokemon cards
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Post by: PikaYasha on March 26, 2007, 17:07
Not sure of any of there have been done yet, but:

- When you cosplay as your favorate trainer (Guilty. I cosplayed as Gold last year)

- When you constantly say "Pikachu!"

- When to go to a restraunt called Giovanni's, expecting to see Team Rocket (Guilty)
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Post by: Locky458 on March 29, 2007, 01:13
You know your obessed with Pokemon when you shake a tree, throw a pretend pokeball in the air, and tell your dog to use flamethrower, or when you imagine it. Sorry couldnt' think of a good one. :) And when you name your pokemon after your PETS, AND FRIENDS. Hehe : O0, that's what I did.


///Locky458
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Post by: Switchback on April 03, 2007, 19:52
When you drop your glasses, find them and pick them up expecting them to be Black Glasses. Which actually could happen if you have reactive lenses.
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Post by: Sinan on April 04, 2007, 23:48
    When you try to make Pokeblocks with random sweets in a blender. Putting the mixture into an ice cube tray to set. Feeding a pinkish one to your bulldog to make it cuter.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: __Strange__ on April 05, 2007, 04:23
Since my "you can never play too much Pokemon" post apparently killed the topic (=P):

You've always played too much Pokemon.
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Post by: BYRON on April 05, 2007, 11:26
-When you begin to think like this:

Wild PERSON appeared!

[name] got the SCHOOL DIARY!

You gain 1000 EXP!

Play the bagpipes? Yes/No
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on April 06, 2007, 02:29
When you get mudfish based presents

When you start calling animals by pokemon names and not actually relize your doing it

You examine the D/P sprites of Male & Female to find the differences ~Guilty...Gardevoir didn't get 1 -.-~
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Post by: Pandemonium on April 06, 2007, 08:16
When you start calling animals by pokemon names and not actually relize your doing it
I used to do that o.o
  When i first got into R/B/Y i forgot how to say turtle...  I could never remember and kept calling them Squirtle. It got really annoying when i tried to remember ¬¬
___

When the RSPCA decide that keeping foxes in tiny cages, teaching them to play with fire and making them fight, is OK!

And when your pet kitten glows bright white and turns into a mega-cat o.o

Also, when your cat lays an egg!
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Post by: dragonzrule on April 06, 2007, 20:13
When you wake up one morning and realize that its hard to walk, you have no hair and a grey beard, and you have to take a tray full of pills.  It's been too long.
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Post by: 5h4d0w Ch405 on April 06, 2007, 20:37
When there's a mole before you and you don't dare to run away because of Arena Trap .
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Post by: Sinan on April 06, 2007, 22:29
    When you spend all day trying to find the Lucky Number show on the radio, and you're stil convinced it's on another day.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Vulpix_Cutie_75 on April 07, 2007, 02:30
when you start acting like your little brothers a pokemon or take a toy tailow and try to make your brother and it fight.
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Post by: Sangajin on April 11, 2007, 14:35
When you expect a king cobra to start saying Arbok.
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Post by: mai on April 11, 2007, 15:34
You know you've played to much pokemon when you start giving everyone you meet starter pokemon or woun't let your sister or brother play your pokemon game till there 10.
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Post by: Sangajin on April 11, 2007, 18:37
giving everyone a baby croc, turtle, plant, chiken or mudskipper lol.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: LAClennell on April 11, 2007, 23:12
Buying plush dolls to make a secret place in the back garden
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Post by: The Shadow Emperor on April 14, 2007, 14:05
when you have a party a party and only 6 animals turn
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Post by: Deathmore on April 15, 2007, 08:44
When you enter a league and expect your the only challenger
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on April 17, 2007, 01:25
When all you say is "Yes" or "No".
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Post by: CrimsonalCore on April 17, 2007, 01:28
When you use your dog/cat as pokemon to battle another people dog/cat.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on April 17, 2007, 01:38
When you frequently have daydreams about your employer's daily life, and they give you premonitions that make you scream "Raises, promotions, big money!"
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Post by: Philachu the Nanab Master! on April 17, 2007, 01:48
You mean that's not normal? This feels bad...
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on April 17, 2007, 02:01
It has something to do with the Pokémon anime... Meowth's Boss Fantasy running gag, to be precise.

When you believe your father is a lion and that you can summon him by spelling out his name in blocks.
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Post by: Deathmore on April 17, 2007, 11:58
you never say anything people talk for and expect everyone is going to say the same thing unless you go to your local gym
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Post by: Sinan on April 17, 2007, 14:45
It has something to do with the Pokémon anime... Meowth's Boss Fantasy running gag, to be precise.

When you believe your father is a lion and that you can summon him by spelling out his name in blocks.

    But isn't this topic supposed to be about playing the actual games and not the anime?
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Post by: Chinchou44 on April 17, 2007, 17:08
u can be any age to play pokemon, its so cool  O0 8)
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Post by: The Hitcher™ - Because You're Worth It on April 17, 2007, 18:35
When you spell "unknown" without the "KN".
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Post by: Yoshi-Kun on April 18, 2007, 04:11
When your GameBoy runs out of Power.
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Post by: what.a.doll on April 18, 2007, 04:12
when you catch a shiny in your sleep and wake up mad when you realize its a dream.....
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Post by: 0B0 on April 18, 2007, 04:16
--When you act like your a pokemon with your brother, and your a bulbasaur that can kill anything with razor leaf. [[Guilty]]

--When you call yourself Ashia. [[Guilty]]

--When you think "Hoppy" is how you say "Hoppip". [[...Guilty]]
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on April 18, 2007, 13:56
When you see a truck and try giving it a shove, expecting a Mew to fly out from underneath.

Jordan's 4000th post!
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Post by: SCM on April 18, 2007, 14:07
When mice give you static shocks, you overreact.
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Post by: CC|The 2nd Coming on April 18, 2007, 19:40
When you think a venus fly trap is staring at you, ready to use Solarbeam.
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Post by: Derek on April 22, 2007, 07:30
when you put on some sunglasses thinking that youll be able to do crunch way better noWW!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: K-kun: Terror's Advocate on April 22, 2007, 07:34
((probably said, but...))

When you can't remember that the bird is called "Sparrow", NOT "Spearow"
(True story...Took a few months to remember what the dang thing was called.)
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Post by: Derek on April 22, 2007, 07:35
you know youve played too much pokemon when you quit for a year and play runescape and get like 60m..... ;D lol
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Post by: CC|The 2nd Coming on April 22, 2007, 10:26
When you paint symbols on pebbles/stones/rocks/boulders(if your extrmely out of your mind)  and try giving them to your dog and see if it'll change form.
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Post by: Sangajin on April 22, 2007, 15:11
when you see a rafflesia and you expect it jump up and use stun spore on you.
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Post by: Zak|Erm on April 22, 2007, 18:23
you know you've played to much pokemon when all you can hear is music and "click,click"
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Post by: Pichu!! on April 22, 2007, 20:20
when you start throwing tennis balls at squirrels and yelling
"Get that Pachirisu Shinx!"
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Post by: Altaria-King on April 22, 2007, 21:24
You know you've played too much pokemon when you continuously walk up and down your garden expecting wild pokemon to appear,then get puzzled and tell your dog to headbutt a tree. :D
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Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on April 23, 2007, 00:27
Your Vocabulary is reduced to adjectives, nouns, and verbs you have used thus far when giving interviews.
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Post by: ZD| Wattmole on April 23, 2007, 00:34
You know you've played too much pokemon when you keep searching trash cans for discarded berries and pokeballs.
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Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on April 25, 2007, 03:45
When your GameBoy runs out of Power.

Bonus points if it was fully charged when you began playing.
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Post by: Sangajin on April 25, 2007, 13:53
If you knew all the secrets and know that elekid can learn psychic and that rydon and aggron can learn surf.
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Post by: .~:Sly Foxx:~. on April 26, 2007, 20:57
Quote
Your Vocabulary is reduced to adjectives, nouns, and verbs you have used thus far when giving interviews.

... o.o; That applkies to al lof us, you know' you can't use words you've never heard of

You knwo you've played too much pokemon when you point your DS at wild animals on a nature walk if you don't recoignise them
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Post by: Sinan on April 27, 2007, 21:15
    You take a poo and say "Hey look! A Grimer! You take a big poo and say "Hey look! a Muk!
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Post by: St.Anger on April 27, 2007, 21:17
You refer to your cat as "Meowth", and tell it to use Payday when you are short of some money.
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Post by: Sinan on April 27, 2007, 21:21
    When you keep sending E-mails to NASA asking how many rockets they have launched.
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Post by: Deathmore on April 29, 2007, 18:41
when you call all the roads numbers(already happened eg A314). When you expected every city has around 5 buildings and towns have 3-4 buildings. When you think you can reach Birmingham in 30 sec from London.
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Post by: Dracon on April 29, 2007, 20:23
When you blame all Earthquakes on battling Pokemon.
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on April 29, 2007, 21:28
Bad Swampy!

When you start humming the pokeom center music while on the bus and people look at you...
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Post by: Swebb69 on April 30, 2007, 18:18
I was having a biology test the other day and I forgot that catterpillars went into Cacoon ( Dont ask why) and then I had a flash back to my caterpie evolving into Metapod and I got the question right =D
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Post by: Altaria-King on April 30, 2007, 21:29
When you go out on a walk and expect to reach the other side of ur town in about 30 seconds! :laugh:

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Post by: The Penguin Vampire on May 01, 2007, 18:52
you know you played too much pokemon when sombody challenges to fight you and you say no i have no balls at the moment

and then you run off to try get the poke balls out of the computer and cant understand why it wont give you them
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Post by: Deathmore on May 07, 2007, 18:47
you know you played too much pokemon when sombody challenges to fight you and you say no i have no balls at the moment

and then you run off to try get the poke balls out of the computer and cant understand why it wont give you them
When you try hack your computer from an internet cafe
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Post by: Typh on May 07, 2007, 18:52
When you think your pet mouse is a Pikachu.
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on May 09, 2007, 00:02
When you give your mudfish a berre! ^ - ^
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Post by: nalty. on May 09, 2007, 17:58
When every time you are walking around you hear music






umm... that already happens to me l0l ;D
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Post by: Deathmore on May 09, 2007, 20:37
When ever your worst enemy appears you quickly turn on your mp3.
You expect all the doctors and nurses look alike
You think time satnds still after 1 year
You think that there is one place in the England Region that has a bread machine.
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Post by: Sinan on May 12, 2007, 11:20
    When Phil tells you that you're playing too much.

    When you have 2 Gameboys strapped to your eyes while walking though town. Thinking you'll find your way according to the game.

    When your thumbs drop off or you die of exhaustion.

    When you're reading this topic.

    When you start praying, or more than usual if you already do regularly.
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Post by: Guardian Absol on May 14, 2007, 23:16
When you have every single version of Pokémon in your country.

When you dream about catching your favorite Pokémon in your sleep.
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Post by: Trainer Dave on May 16, 2007, 16:20
When you throw rocks at wild birds saying 'Pokeball go! Yay! I caught Chatot!'
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Post by: lightningzoom on June 03, 2007, 20:49
I don't really want to read through 48 pages so..
When you go to the South Pole in search of a Piplup
When you give your dead dog a diamond, hoping it will come back to life. (Revive)
When you have red and white painted tennis balls strapped to your belt.
When you pit your dog against other animals and expect to flash white and change shape.
When you start catching whales while your fishing.
When you have a map of the whole country, which isn't very detailed, yet helps you out every time.
When you walk to your nearest lake when your 10, expected to find a suitcase with Pokemon in it.
When you log onto your computer and try to transport your pet into it.
When your pet is injured, you spray hair spray at it and expect to get better.
When you see a piece of chewed up chewing gum on the floor you expect it to change into an exact copy of yourself.
When you give a clam a blue rock and expect it to change shape. (Shellder to Cloyster)
When you expect your weak worthless carp to turn into a ferocious water beast after pitting against other fish.
When you stick three magnets together and say you got a Magneton, then take it to a mountain, pit it against other animals, and expect to change shape.
Enjoy!
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Post by: Typh on July 24, 2007, 17:16
When you think you can push a rock aside using strength just to get to another part of a cave.
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Post by: President Hawkeye on July 24, 2007, 17:21
When you land in a multicoloured world where everyone is nice and being friends is the sole plot of life. Where there is no wars and the only bad guys are stupid little teams who think they can deafeat you with sleezy mottos and dumb schemes to hinder your progress.
Where, when you shut your eyes, you see pokemon in your eyelids running around and blasting the same attack over and over until you've pretty much wasted the opposition.

When you have made fingergrooves in your DS or GBA or GBASP.
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Post by: Typh on July 24, 2007, 17:24
When you look at a butterfly and say "It's a Beautifly!" and when you see a Moth and say "It's a Dustox!".
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Post by: Jirachi 26 on July 26, 2007, 21:25
when every time you see a tall building you rush up it expecting to see a sleeping rayquaza at the top.
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Post by: espeon32 on July 27, 2007, 00:15
when you hear something in the woods and you think its a vulpix or zigzagoon
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Post by: Esper on July 27, 2007, 00:17
When you grab your cat, paint it purple and stick a red gem on its forehead. o.o;
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Post by: Dracon on July 27, 2007, 15:11
When you throw rocks at wild birds saying 'Pokeball go! Yay! I caught Chatot!'
I did that a few years ago, throwing Pokeballs at Pigeons (Pidgeys?). I stopped when my Mom aw me hit one and got mad.
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Post by: Liam on July 27, 2007, 15:28
Your pet is ill and you ask the vet for a potion.
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Post by: Pokemon Master21 on July 28, 2007, 09:28
You cry whenever you lose a Legendary dog.
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Post by: Switchback on July 28, 2007, 09:37
Your teacher is about to give you homework and you decide to Dig your way out of the situation and end up outside the school building. Only to find when you reach to your waist that you have no Pokeballs with you. Then proceed to cry as you get your assignment.
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Post by: Dyexzos the Deoxys on July 28, 2007, 10:19
1)When you walk around picking up and eating random jellybeans off the floor.

2)When you try to put your pet inside a PC.

3)When everyone has exclamation marks glued to their heads.
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Post by: Pokemon Master21 on July 28, 2007, 22:05
1. When you ask if you can buy Pokeballs at the local mini-mart.

2. When you try to force your dog, who you think is a Growlith, to evolve into an Arcanine.

3. When you expect to find a Goldeen in your local lake.
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Post by: lightningzoom on July 29, 2007, 00:01
When  you see a water beast and a giant red dinosaur thing  battling it out, when a green dragon comes and swoops down to seperate them.
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Post by: Digibutter Champiness on July 29, 2007, 00:10
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you catch Pokemon References in other games.
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Post by: lightningzoom on July 29, 2007, 00:23
Or when you try to refer to Pokemon in everything you type on the internet.
Then Nintendo will hire you as their top advertiser! ;D Lol.
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Post by: espeon32 on July 30, 2007, 00:45
when you bring your cat to school/work and challenge other students/coworkers to a pokemon battle with your "Skitty"
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Post by: pokemon-bass-lover on July 30, 2007, 01:11
When you throw blue, red and yellow rocks at your cat expecting it to be an eevee
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Post by: Niki; on July 30, 2007, 01:20
When after you purchase the newest game, food and sleep become chores, not needs
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Post by: The Penguin Vampire on July 30, 2007, 11:54
when you look at real life animals and see the inner Pokemon in them and are convinced they are real for example
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w255/the_penguin_empire/picachu.jpg) (http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w255/the_penguin_empire/cubone.jpg)
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Post by: ComicMaker on July 30, 2007, 15:37
When you put honey on a tree and when a bug came you throw a rock and say "Go Pokeball"
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Post by: espeon32 on July 30, 2007, 19:57
when you drive or pass by a sunflower field and you decide you want to catch a sunflora
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Post by: Sinan on July 31, 2007, 19:35
    When you travel the world trying to find "The Haircut Brothers".
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Post by: Reg][fire on August 02, 2007, 03:51
When you go to a watch seller and ask if he has anymore poketch features.
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Post by: ZD| Wattmole on August 02, 2007, 03:54
When you're out in public, and keep confusing Pokemon names for actual animal names...it happened to me before...I couldn't remember the name of sparows and kept calling them Spearows...it was really embarassing... :P
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Post by: Pokemon Master21 on August 02, 2007, 05:50
When you start to play Pokemon more then taking care of your actual Pets.
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Post by: The Penguin Vampire on August 02, 2007, 14:26
when you think you can change into a tuxcedo just by spining around on the spot

When you pick a single berry and the bush just disapears moments afterwards
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Post by: Typh on August 02, 2007, 22:17
When you go around the garden slapping honey onto some trees then coming back 8-12 hours later thinking there will be monkey's hiding in those trees.
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Post by: CoolLad on August 08, 2007, 15:54
When you actually climb a mountain, reach the peak, and play some random song on a flute, expecting

''A Glowing Staircase'' to appear, with a horse at the top.
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on August 08, 2007, 20:49
When you walk into random people's houses and expect them to say something about pokemon.
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Post by: CoolLad on August 08, 2007, 21:00
When you catch a dragonfly, force it to ''learn'' Ancientpower, then making it fight many other creatures, expecting a ''ting!'' sound and watching it transform into a giant dragonfly.
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Post by: espeon32 on August 09, 2007, 00:51
when you try using the match call feature on your blackberry and call it your pokenav, or you have pictures of pokemon on your blackberry and call it your pokedex
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on August 09, 2007, 20:55
whenyou go into a train station and ask them to take you to johto
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Post by: Spook on August 09, 2007, 20:59
When a bee flys around and you say.

Ooo! A beedrill that can fly!
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on August 09, 2007, 21:09
When you ask someone to trade your dog for their cat
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Post by: rapidash-mike on August 09, 2007, 21:09
If you find an egg laying on the ground, you go get an incubator, get on your bike and start riding everywhere waiting for it to hatch.
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Post by: Spook on August 09, 2007, 21:10
When every time you eat something you shout

BITE!
CRUNCH!
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on August 09, 2007, 21:11
When you are disappointed to find that the aeroplane you about to go on isn't a dragonite.
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Post by: espeon32 on August 10, 2007, 00:38
you throw little red and white balls at animals and expect them to go in and be caught
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Post by: Dec on August 10, 2007, 00:54
When you call a turtle a squirtle...It happened and my mate was like WTF is a squirtle xD
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Post by: FlyingCar on August 10, 2007, 00:55
..When you see a rat and call your cat and say, "Skitty, use tackle attack!"
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Post by: Typh on August 12, 2007, 13:48
When you pick up an ammonite fossil and shout to your parents: "Mum! Dad! I found a Helix Fossil!"
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on August 13, 2007, 22:54
You go to the pet shop and ask for a goldeen. They dont have it. So you ask for a houndour. They dont have it. You then ask for Skitty. They dont have it. Next you ask for a pidgey. they dont have that either. You finally ask for a rattata before the shop keeper recommends a mental hospital to you.
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on August 13, 2007, 22:56
When your in chem. class and when your teacher gives you iron you think "Cool, this will raise my Defense!"
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Post by: Typh on August 14, 2007, 10:34
When you find a suitcase on the ground and think: "There's three starter Pokemon in here!". However, you get attacked by birds and hope you can fight them off with a Pokemon but there's no Pokemon inside!  ;D
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Post by: BlackStatic on August 18, 2007, 04:00
when you keep trying to convince people your a Raichu, escaped from a hacked game card.
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Post by: Simirror on August 18, 2007, 04:18
When your alter ego is a Pokemon.
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Post by: Pokemon Master21 on August 20, 2007, 09:30
1. You expect to see wild Animals in the grass.

2. You permanently change your name to Ash.

3. When you always see your name being spelled in all Capital letters.

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Post by: allcroftadam on August 20, 2007, 10:58
When you join PUK!
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Post by: Typh on August 20, 2007, 11:45
When you think you're in a place called Poketopia!  ;D
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Post by: allcroftadam on August 20, 2007, 11:48
When you call yourself a name which is something to do with pokemon. LOL.
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Post by: nalty. on August 20, 2007, 18:32
When you tell a tiger to cit down a tree =^_^= it eats you!!!
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Post by: Poetictouch on August 21, 2007, 20:32
When you force several hundred unidentified berries down your dog's throat and then it gets food poisoning so you take it to the local pet shop and bang on about your need for an 'Antidote to cure my Poochyena's poisoning! Hurry! His HP is low!'
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Post by: BlackStatic on August 22, 2007, 07:49
XD that is seriously funny! poor dog though........
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Post by: Shaymin on August 22, 2007, 09:51
when your mum takes you to the therapist and you dress like ash and carry pokeballs around chasing people shouting "POKEBALL GO!"
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Post by: 1794mew on August 22, 2007, 09:55
when u go to las vegas an try to exchange the chips u have for a set a blocks (porygon)
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Post by: Sangajin on August 22, 2007, 13:05
when you start calling;
Strawberries' Rawst berries
Blue berries, Belue berries
Peaches, pecha berries
Apples, leppa berries
Water melons, watmel berries
Black berries, bluk berries
Raspberries, razz berries (hmm, they do pronounce the same)
Coconuts, pamtre berries
pomegranates, pomeg berries

and the rest of what pokemon berries are based on. 
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Post by: Poetictouch on August 23, 2007, 17:36
When you sign up to a forum and start talking about crazy stuff that you would do if you 'Played too much Pokemon'.
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Post by: tomkang on August 23, 2007, 17:58
You know you've played too much pokemon when you electricute a mouse and call it pikachu. then use touch it and it shocks you, you say,''Bad pikachu! DON'T USE THUNDERBOLT ON ME!''
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Post by: Sangajin on August 23, 2007, 19:30
a while ago, i punched my mate in the arm lightly and gave him a static shock and he said, 'why'd you use thunderpunch on me?'.
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Post by: Typh on August 23, 2007, 20:53
When you headbutt a tree and you hope a Pokemon falls out!
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Post by: Switchback on August 24, 2007, 12:14
When you post in this topic.
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Post by: Typh on August 24, 2007, 14:58
When a seagull divebombs you and you shout "Hey you stupid Wingull! Why'd you use Sky Attack on me!"
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Post by: Boggypete on August 24, 2007, 15:44
When a seagull divebombs you and you shout "Hey you stupid WINGULL! Why'd you use Sky Attack on me!"

When you beat up people with long orange hair because you think that they are going to steal the professor's pokemon.

When you break into people's houses and steal their stuff and then when the police come you ask them why they aren't out catching Team??whatever??
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Post by: Typh on August 24, 2007, 16:18
When you make your cat eat an expired Gateau from a few years ago and hope it will wake up from it's sleep!  ;D
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Post by: Liam on August 24, 2007, 16:19
When you forcefeed your pet fruit and expect it to 'heal'.

When you starve yourself and go on an 'adventure' to beat up other 'Pokemon'(Pets).

Quote
You know you've played too much pokemon when...

When you wake up in a madhouse. O_o
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Post by: 1794mew on August 24, 2007, 21:07
when your grandpa loses his teeth and you think "ill check the safari zone" and then go next door and ask the man if he has a fishing rod you can use in his pond
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Post by: Sinan on August 25, 2007, 03:01
    When you start acting like a Pokemon:

    Lying face down in the bath with a rubber duck on your back Thinking your a Lapras using Surf.

    Light your hair on fire and say your using Flash to go up Mt. Silver (the staircase).

    Trying to use Cut by Karate chopping a tree.

    When you think you can scale mountains in 2 seconds with Rock Climb.

    Attempting to walk back up a water slide calling it Waterfall.

    Trying to bend spoons with your mind. (This can be for Matrix fans aswell).

    Let go of the handbrake on your car, push it down a hill and call it Strength.

    Use Whirlpool by pulling the plug in your bath... But you are convinced you need a Silver Wing to go any further.
   
    Dive into deep trenches and think you can survive the freezing cold, pressure and last underwater more than 2 mins.

    Thinking you can Fly without drugs.

    Trying to smash a rock with your bare hands.
   

   
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Post by: Typh on August 25, 2007, 13:29
When a boulder falls on you and you hope it goes away by touching it.
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on August 25, 2007, 16:50
When you start catching pigeons and calling them Pidgey.  Then, you make them fight to try and make them turn into bigger pigeons
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Post by: Typh on August 25, 2007, 20:49
When you cry and someone asks you "What's the matter?" then you say "Mesprit made me cry!"
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Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on August 26, 2007, 00:17
Nobody cares that you enter their house uninvited.
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Post by: BlackStatic on August 26, 2007, 10:26
when you search up Mnt. Coronet on google Earth.
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Post by: Typh on August 26, 2007, 11:09
When you see some crows in a field and you say "Hey look! there's a group of Murkrows walking around!"
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Post by: tomkang on August 29, 2007, 17:00
you put gold pads on a monkey then put petrol on its head, alight it and call it infernape
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Post by: Typh on August 29, 2007, 17:43
When you charge into a laboratory and shout "Hey Professor! I'm ready for my first Pokemon!"
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Post by: Afro-Disiak on August 29, 2007, 18:00
When you go to a meetup for a pokemon website and talk about EV training.
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Post by: Turner on August 29, 2007, 18:54
-You refer to hospitals as pokemon centers.
-You keep throwing toy pokeballs at your pets/random animals wondering why they aren't being caught.
-You train your pets to fight other pets.
-You walk into a real gym and expect to see pokemon trainers and a leader
-When someone asks you what noise an animal makes, you call out it's name a few times (E.G "Sheep! Sheep!")

I'm guilty of the last one, I did it without thinking >.<
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Post by: Typh on August 29, 2007, 19:06
When you go to some zoo to see some lions in their enclosure and you shout "OMG! They're Luxrays!" and embarrass yourself lol.
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Post by: Autoboticon on August 30, 2007, 16:32
When you start doing a speed run of a mon game. Like < that loser.  :D
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Post by: Pikanyaa on August 30, 2007, 16:47
You believe in a massive underground channel & try jumping down sewer pipes to find it.
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Post by: Typh on August 30, 2007, 21:13
When you jump on a Hawk and say "Staraptor! Fly me to the Pokemon League!"
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Post by: Pikanyaa on August 30, 2007, 23:28
When you start breaking into people houses to steal their flags, then dump the flags in your house & expect all the useless junk lying around to go away.
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Post by: lightningzoom on August 31, 2007, 02:24
When you're house looks like the one you have in Diamond.
When you settle things with your enemies with a 'Pokemon Battle'
When you are in an insane assylum.
When you have a commemoritive statue of a giant black Charizard in your frony yard that reads: In commemoration to all of the precious shinies who have been killed by Team Rocket. You never had a chance to be captured and heavily bragged about. - sniff -
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Post by: Deathmore on August 31, 2007, 10:41
When ever some one tries mugging you, you expect the rival trainer tune to pla
Every road you go to you expect a theme tune
Every area(totting.battersea,Chelsea) you go to expecting a different tune
When you call tokyo saffron city on a map of japan(guilty)
CAl the kanto are of japan the kanto region and point to pallet town(guilty)
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Post by: Pikanyaa on August 31, 2007, 15:05
You go to the park & expect your dog to pick up moustaches, berries, & balls of fluff.
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Post by: Altaria-King on August 31, 2007, 15:57
When you burst into buildings, take things lying on the ground and put them in your bag and expect people not to notice.

When you begin to think evryone will talk to you when you go close to them.
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Post by: Pikanyaa on August 31, 2007, 16:45
You go to the bakery & ask why they don't have Poffin mixing machines.
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Post by: tomkang on August 31, 2007, 18:10
you think that you dont need food, water or sleep for yourself
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on August 31, 2007, 18:30
Yeah, umm that isn't really good for your health.^^^  I used to call a pterodactyl an Aerodactyl
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Post by: BlackStatic on September 01, 2007, 02:36
When you keep throwing a ball at the cat, explaining that you are trying to catch a skitty.
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Post by: -INACTIVE ACCOUNT- on September 01, 2007, 02:39
When you run around cracking open rocks, hoping to find bottles of medicine inside of them.
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Post by: tomkang on September 01, 2007, 10:49
every time you go shopping, you ask for pokeballs instead of shopping bags.
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 01, 2007, 11:07
When you blow all the cars in the world up explaining that they scare your ponyta, which you ride everywhere.
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on September 01, 2007, 19:33
When you draw circles around animals (ranger)
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Post by: The Penguin Vampire on September 01, 2007, 20:22
when the ONLY vechicle in the world which can drive on land is a van hidden behind a ferry
when rocks can breed but dogs which run away from stangers a lot can't breed with each other
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on September 01, 2007, 23:35
When you're at school, you faint and then when you wake up, you point to the school cat and say you were battling a meowth and your HP ran out and you had no hyper potions left
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 03, 2007, 16:24
haha funny.  I wonder whether my school has a cat
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Post by: Zak|Erm on September 03, 2007, 17:06
When you decide to ride a bike from one city the the next, and arrive in less then 5 minutes
When your finger goes down, right then A, when ever you get into trouble
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Post by: President Hawkeye on September 03, 2007, 17:13
You know you've played too much pokemon...

When you go looking for shiny pidgeons.
When you start to wonder when your goldfish will learn Fissure.
When every nurse and police officer look the same.
When you challenge a OAP to a battle.
When you feed your dog an apple painted like a shuca berry and place it on the San Andreas fault.
When you go to a badge stall and ask if they are 'offical league badges'.
When five millenia have passed.
When, in your dreams, you get chased down long corridors by the Move Deleter.
When each letter of the alphabet has an eye.
When you find yourself on sed website posting exactly what you think the warning signs of playing too much of a phenomenal Nintendo product are.
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on September 03, 2007, 22:00
When you go on your PC and a pokemon picture pops up and you shout withdraw and try to physically pull it out of the screen.
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Post by: SSJ Gogeta on September 03, 2007, 22:04
When you call yourself a Salamence Tamer o.o
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 04, 2007, 13:11
when you go to a beauty pageant and ask why there's no dress up, dance or acting section
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Post by: FM|Fire walk with me on September 04, 2007, 13:14
When you see many diffirant coloured animals and scream Shiny!!!!
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 04, 2007, 13:18
when all the houses look the same
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on September 04, 2007, 15:06
when your mum buys you a watch and you say"i wanted a poketch!"
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Post by: Stmacl on September 04, 2007, 16:10
When you expect ure cat (named skitty) to evolve when you throw a stone with a moon on it at it when you start throwing balls at wasps
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 04, 2007, 18:24
When you decide "stuff school"  and tell your mum you're going on an adventure around the world and shes ok with it
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Post by: Simirror on September 05, 2007, 03:20
When you see albino animals and call them shiny.
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Post by: TS| Stingray on September 05, 2007, 10:30
When you are arrested for hosting "cockfights".
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Post by: Danse_Maxavarious on September 05, 2007, 15:08
When you can't walk at angles. Left-Forward-Left!!

 ;D
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Post by: 1794mew on September 05, 2007, 15:09
when you go to game buy your 1st pokemon game put it in your gameboy and turn your gameboy on :laugh:
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 05, 2007, 16:49
hahaha that is really funny.  But a bit nasty too big pokémon fans
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Post by: 1794mew on September 05, 2007, 17:21
thanks  :D but im a huge fan aswell
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 05, 2007, 17:28
It's OK. But you know when you've played too much Pokémon when you mix loads of things up
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on September 05, 2007, 18:34
When you go to the local science lab and ask the scientist there to check your pokedex.
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 06, 2007, 19:38
lollo.  many different answers
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Post by: BlackStatic on September 07, 2007, 02:11
when the only way your parents can talk to you is through DP's voice chat.
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 07, 2007, 16:41
When you only talk to your mum to heal your pokémon and your dad has mysteriously disappeared...
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Post by: Caldoran on September 07, 2007, 19:12
^Classic

When you walk into a pharmacy expecting them to sell red and white spheres, and potions that can heal ''Pokémon''
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 07, 2007, 19:14
And maybe even some steroids especially for more "pokémon"
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Post by: Typh on September 08, 2007, 17:32
When you try to breed a pile of sludge with some gas! lol.
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Post by: Webby on September 08, 2007, 17:56
When you sit in front of the computer singing the theme tune with 4 people, grab a cat and say, "Go, Phoebe, use Scratch attack!"
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Post by: nintendoguy on September 08, 2007, 20:27
When you ask your school tutor or headmaster what pokemon they have caught, if you can see thier tariner card, do they want to trade or battle, and how many Gym badges have got so far, etc...
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 09, 2007, 13:05
When you collect little pin badges and pin them to the INSIDE of your jacket
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on September 09, 2007, 14:59
When you go to the local TV centre and ask for a lottery ticket.
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 09, 2007, 15:01
When you can fight in the TV station
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Post by: TSOL on September 09, 2007, 17:53
When you stick a fish to a manta ray with super glue and call it a mantine.
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Post by: Little Charm~Happy birthday to me~ on September 13, 2007, 17:01
When you go to a fancy dress party- say you were gonna come as Lisa Simpson. You forget, come dressed as Misty/May/Dawn.
When you call Bart Simpson Ash.
When you start a trainer battle between you and your siblings. You also have your "pokemon" as Spongebob toys(!).
When you say "What's up, Poke?" instead of "What's up, doc?"
You start making a video involving Squirtle/Charmander/Geodude/Butterfree as W.i.t.c.h.
You sing "Who needs the pokemart!!" instead of "Who needs the kwik-e-mart!!!"  :D ;) :D
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Post by: Mathers on September 13, 2007, 20:20
When you go shopping and ask a shop assistant where the Hyper Potions are.
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Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on September 13, 2007, 20:35
you seem to think that everyone is awake all the time
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Post by: Caldoran on September 14, 2007, 08:57
When you think every Friday if you go to a Power Plant you could see a purple ghost balloon.
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Post by: mewz2cute on September 15, 2007, 05:19
When you think every Friday if you go to a Power Plant you could see a purple ghost balloon.
Isn't it the windworks where you see Drifloon?
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Post by: Caldoran on September 15, 2007, 06:06
The Windworks is technically a Power Plant, I think...
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Post by: allcroftadam on September 15, 2007, 09:13
When you go to a cave you expect that you can get out using a rope.
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Post by: Typh on September 15, 2007, 23:12
When you step into a flower covered area and say to yourself: "Is this Floaroma Meadow? Cool...".
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Post by: Kuranai on September 16, 2007, 03:52
all you do is walk walk walk WALK!!!
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Post by: Buizellover1154 on September 16, 2007, 07:08
you walk out to yur front yard holding yur cat for protection.
or when you are filling out a questionere you write "link up with all"
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Post by: Eevee Kid on September 16, 2007, 17:59
you go to a cave and expect there to be a mewtwo/azelf/uxie/mesprit sitting in front of you.

you think you can get in to a casino when you're just a kid and then expect to get "game coins" and animals as prizes(game corner lol)
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Post by: Buizellover1154 on September 16, 2007, 18:12
when your walking thru some tall grass and every time a bug craws right in front of you you stop and try to catch them with toy balls and you yell "gotcha! spider waz caught!" ;D

or when everytime you wake up, you have a game intro.

or when your taking notes in science class and you write:

PSN- cure with an antidote
PAR- cure with paralize heal
SLP- cure with an awaikning
BRN- cure with burn heal
FRZ- cure with ice heal
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Post by: Sappy on September 16, 2007, 19:32
Or when you go up to a balloon and shout FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON o.o
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Post by: Pikanyaa on September 19, 2007, 19:38
You wonder why your cat hasn't gained enough exp to evolve after all the bugs & whatever else its killed and eaten.
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Post by: Buizellover1154 on September 19, 2007, 20:34
when yur kitten grows up and you finnally noticed its fully grown and you yell
"cool! skitty evolved into delcatty!!!!!!1"
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Post by: allcroftadam on September 19, 2007, 20:53
When you try to grab the air when you are trading in dp.
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Post by: BlackStatic on September 21, 2007, 06:25
When you think mice and squirrels can electrocute people.
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Post by: Umbreon Night on September 21, 2007, 07:12
when you find a plant and an eagle attacks you and you yell"Bulbasaur Vine whip"
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Post by: allcroftadam on September 21, 2007, 07:35
You start to pay in yen for everything.
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Post by: Buizellover1154 on September 21, 2007, 20:51
when you see a person and all they do is walk up, down, left, up, right, down, etc. ^-^



when you see a bird in the sky a scream "OMG! its ho-oh!"
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Post by: Salagross on September 22, 2007, 21:09
when you beat someone in arm wrestling and expect to get paid.
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Post by: Mathers on September 22, 2007, 21:27
When you post in this topic more than once.
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Post by: Kuranai on September 23, 2007, 02:24
when you dance around saying "WOOHOO I CAUGHT AN AIPOM!" when a rabid, painted purple, monkey is around your house  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: Deathmore on September 23, 2007, 16:58
Talk about pokemon games alot and get all serious about it that would be everyone here trust me im like the rubbish at pokemon game but still people say a play way too much pokemon which is like once every 2 weeks(my parents are annoyed about bad results of my brothers so im the only one that can get good results) and im told that so every one here play's too much pokemonif you talk about games everyday know everything you havre played it too much
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Post by: Salagross on September 23, 2007, 19:32
when you light your head on fire and start making monkey sounds.
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Post by: Buizellover1154 on September 23, 2007, 19:54
hahahahahah! these are funny!

when you put a tree on yur head and say yur torterra.
im running out of ideas. ???
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Post by: Typh on October 01, 2007, 21:54
When you dress up as a penguin and think you're a Piplup!  ;D
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Post by: Diamond Geezer on October 01, 2007, 21:55
when you walk around your school field trying to find pokemon
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Post by: Buizellover1154 on October 01, 2007, 21:59
when yur in yur room battling yur stuffed animals.
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Post by: allcroftadam on October 09, 2007, 20:46
On your 10th birthday you expect a starter pokemon that differs from region to region.
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Post by: Dyexzos the Deoxys on December 15, 2007, 08:09
when a rabid, painted purple, monkey is around your house  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Hmmmmmmm....... ??? can't imagine that being too likely!


sorry.......................so many ideas have already been said, I can't think if my own!

P.S. about the glowing in the quote.... I just did it for fun!
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Post by: Umbreon Night on December 15, 2007, 08:12
when you tell your cat to chop the carrots
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on December 15, 2007, 16:45
BTW, before you read, no connotations are intended:

When you teacher says:
"Bring in your balls tommorow for Footie."
And you bring in a pokeball and start tackling people over it.
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Post by: Simirror on December 18, 2007, 23:55
When you play Earthbound for the first time and think PP stands for Power Points, when it really stands for Psychic Points.
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on December 19, 2007, 02:32
When you discover that every time you here the word appeared, you think Wild pokemon!
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Post by: Salagross on December 24, 2007, 07:33
when every nice fat woman you know is now referred to as "blissey"
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Post by: OpalRhea on December 24, 2007, 07:50
when you see a drawing of a orange dragon and you think of Charizard
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Post by: BlackStatic on December 24, 2007, 09:33
When you go to eat a cherry and it screams.

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Post by: Zy on December 24, 2007, 10:42
When you tell your pet chicken to Flamethrower your neighbour's tree-climbing gecko
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Post by: Liam on December 24, 2007, 10:47
When you tell your pet rat to bite your neighbours pet goldfish just because it 'apparently' spat water at your rat. =]
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Post by: Webby on December 24, 2007, 11:51
You know when you've played too much Pokemon when you jump on a sea dragon's back, ask it to take you to an island and expect it not to eat you.
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Post by: Umbreon Night on January 02, 2008, 08:31
when you light a stone on fire and call it a fire stone
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Post by: BlackStatic on January 02, 2008, 08:59
When at the new years fireworks you yell "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOper!"

(XDDD I actually did that!)
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Post by: Liam on January 02, 2008, 15:33
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you ditch a family outing to go to your local park to go 'Pokemon watching'.
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Post by: Tomaius on January 02, 2008, 17:53
When you start to avoid peoples gaze lest they challange you to a fight to the faint.
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Post by: Deceased on January 03, 2008, 16:11
when you start carrying a chicken egg around waiting for it to hatch.

don't think anyone did that
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Post by: CC|The 2nd Coming on January 03, 2008, 16:16
I think I've said this one but....

When you randomely pick up lumpy-textured rocks and take them to professors, pleading them to revive this (place name of any fossil pokemon here)
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on January 03, 2008, 18:37
you know you've played to much pokemon when your friends ask you what you did over the holidays and you say " i caught a jigglypuff"
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Post by: ComicMaker on January 03, 2008, 20:23
You know you've played too much pokemon when you gives stones to a small brown dog hoping it'll evolve into a eeveelution. I tried that once, The dog just sniff the stones and walk away xD
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Post by: Voltorb2005 on January 04, 2008, 23:46
you go to the local gym and demand to see the gym leader. A man in trackies appears and you challenge him to a battle and he brings out the boxing gloves.
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Post by: Dracon on January 05, 2008, 01:14
When you think drinking Lemonade can heal injuries.
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Post by: Spinner on January 05, 2008, 07:34
You find for reasons unknown that you can no longer walk diagionally.
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Post by: Liam on January 05, 2008, 12:10
When lemonade is healthier than fresh water. =P
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Post by: CC|The 2nd Coming on January 05, 2008, 13:26
When you go into town and when the Pigeons start to fly in fright , you pull your mum to the floor screaming, "Get down if you want to avoid being hit by their Aerial Ace!"
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Post by: Webby on January 05, 2008, 14:19
When you think you can capture a God in a little sphere and expect to contain it's awesome powers.
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Post by: Umbreon Night on January 06, 2008, 00:42
...when you start calling aspirin 'HP UP'.
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Post by: Zak|Erm on January 06, 2008, 13:24
When you wake up and all you hear is music and "Click, Click".
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Post by: Liam on January 06, 2008, 13:27
When Axolotls can cause earthquakes. =P
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Post by: Deceased on January 06, 2008, 13:29
you throw tennis balls at raccoons until you see it has rabies and snap back to your senses and run
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: MM|Spectreon on January 06, 2008, 22:27
...you go to the zoo and start throwing things at the animals.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Buizellover1154 on January 06, 2008, 22:31
When you start calling real animals pokemon.
I just called a seagull a wingull D=
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Dracon on January 07, 2008, 04:35
When you never, ever wake up on time, and when you do someone is hanging over you explaining Pokemon to you. After that the chock will cause you to never sleep again, ever.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Buizellover1154 on January 07, 2008, 04:47
When you never die. o.o
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: BlackStatic on January 07, 2008, 08:35
When you searching for cats behind trucks and expect to find one/not get run over.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Caldoran on January 07, 2008, 08:57
When you make stupid fads like "i herd u liek mudkipz".
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Buizellover1154 on January 07, 2008, 12:16
When you move your fingers as if pressing A when you want to hear the next thing.

THat made no sence o.o
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Sinan on January 07, 2008, 16:14
    When you start to dream about a happy field of Lopunnies bouncing around you and when you reach out to touch one, you get kicked in the face and wake up.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: FM|Fire walk with me on January 07, 2008, 19:07
When you find it appropriate to walk into and random house and talk to  absolutly anyone at your own will, and have the amazing ability of silance (or ...) by your side. yes that would be brilliant when you are sent to court for breaking and entering ^^
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on January 08, 2008, 19:19
You know you have played too much Pokemon when Thunder is Lightning. O.o
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Ragade on January 10, 2008, 10:45
When you use the examples of frogs and butterflies to defend "evolution," without making a clear distinction between auto evolution and metamorphosis.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Utack and Swampy on January 11, 2008, 01:50
When you walk up to a girl and can't understand why you got slapped for saying, "So I herd U liekz Mudkipz!"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: No78 on January 11, 2008, 10:09
When you use the examples of frogs and butterflies to defend "evolution," without making a clear distinction between auto evolution and metamorphosis.

 Do people actually do that? >_>
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Caldoran on January 11, 2008, 10:14
When you start using Pokémon to disprove creationists.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: No78 on January 11, 2008, 13:44
Someone just said that...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Latias Tamer on January 11, 2008, 13:58
You've played too much pokemon, when you go into tall grass and ask people if they've seen a Rattata around...

You've played too much pokemon when you give your pets 'rare candy' in order to make it bigger...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Movemaster on January 11, 2008, 14:03
You know you've played too much pokemon when you walk around the woods and throw pokeballs at every single tree you see, expecting it to attack you or run away.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on January 11, 2008, 17:22
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you ask your pet to headbutt the nearest tree. =P
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: tomkang on January 13, 2008, 16:18
When you put to dogs (know as houdours to you) and expect and egg. then you ran around for 10,000+ steps to make an egg hatch.

When you put a cat and a pink jelly (was last nights dinners desert) and come back in a week and sue the daycare person because youre cat hasnt made an egg and the jelly (ditto) has gone
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Kristow on January 20, 2008, 22:25
You always name your hometown when introducing yourself.
You ask people to repeat things over and over and over again.
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Post by: bull shark on January 30, 2008, 23:04
You know you've played too much pokemon when every time you accomplish an everyday activity you hear the level up chime. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Danse Macabre ( 6,6) on January 30, 2008, 23:29
You know you've played too much pokemon when you've hit 570hrs on the timer & you've started IV Breeding for a SECOND mate!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Dracon on January 31, 2008, 04:29
When you think that if you hold an egg, and ride around on a bike, it will hatch faster.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on February 01, 2008, 16:50
You know you have played too much Pokemon when you think eggs will hatch by walking around.
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Post by: President Hawkeye on February 01, 2008, 17:09
You know you've played too much pokemon when...

...oh! No time to chat! I just saw Suicune... *rushes out and slams door*
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Dyexzos the Deoxys on February 01, 2008, 18:55
You know you've played too much pokemon when you start posting in this topic.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: darki1000100 on February 05, 2008, 23:46
When you shake a squirill demanding it to pick up items for you
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Esper on February 12, 2008, 12:03
When you run around in a patch of grass with a calculator and make your cat stomp on 40 red ladybirds until you find a yellow ladybird. =P

Made that up while I was chaining Ledian with an Espeon. xP
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: RachelPiplupLover on February 14, 2008, 16:18
You know you've played too much poekmon when you actually have 51 shinies( not looking at the person above or anything...)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: BlackStatic on February 15, 2008, 05:16
You know you've played too much pokemon when, walking the dog, you start seeing homeless people challenging you to battles against their dogs.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: laironlover77 on February 15, 2008, 22:54
You've played it too much when whenever you go to a casino, you spend all your time looking behind posters to try and find the switch that opens the door to the secret basement. 
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Poetictouch on February 21, 2008, 18:07
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you go to the doctors and he measures your HP.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Tyrel Lestal Necross on February 23, 2008, 00:11
you know you played too much when:

there is only one hotel and it's owner is forever infront of a T.V. and you look upstairs for the creaters of your world to check your pokedex
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Zy on February 23, 2008, 22:08
You start throwing balls at pigeons expecting them to carry you somewhere.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on February 24, 2008, 16:16
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you start beating up other peoples pets with your one. P:
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Poetictouch on February 25, 2008, 18:22
Right, gonna try something that HASN'T been posted several dozen times now;

You've played too much Pokemon when your tear apart your house on your 40th Birthday shouting 'WHERE THE HELL'S MY FREAKING EVERSTONE?!'
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Voltorb2005 on February 25, 2008, 21:25
When you go to the local rugby stadium and demand to enter the league. They say you'll have to start from the bottom but you say you have excellent catching skills and you go on the pitch and get owned by Johnny Wilkinson
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on February 26, 2008, 00:58
At ten years of age, you're ready to go out into a world full of robbers (Team Rocket), dark forests and caves, and Pokémon that tower over you. 

And you only have a/an *insert starter Pokémon* to defend yourself.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: TSOL on February 28, 2008, 16:30
When you can fall asleep, anytime, anywhere, and wake up with your diary on right on top of your face.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Poetictouch on March 05, 2008, 21:13
When you start re-using the same old phrases in a dodgy 'You Know You've Played Too Much Pokemon When...?' topic.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: RachelPiplupLover on March 06, 2008, 16:31
You know you've played too much pokemon when someone asks you what you did at the weekend and you say "I slathered a bark with honey on saturday, and on sunday I caught a cherubi!"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: RocketEchidna on March 09, 2008, 13:46
When you hallucinate seeing your guinea pig or dog looking like zigzagoon, you take it animal(pokemon) hunting to evolve it into linoone.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Pichu!! on March 09, 2008, 22:52
When you go to a random park and make your dog run behind you, checking every now and then to see if its picked anything up.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Snagprophet on March 15, 2008, 12:52
when you try to keep out of other people's view to avoid battles
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: snowman on March 17, 2008, 04:04
When you order your cat to use Fury Swipes or your dog to use Bite.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: TSOL on March 17, 2008, 15:59
When no matter how hard you try, you can't walk off a cliff/steep edge etc, with a little mm mm mm sound accompanying it.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Katkafka on March 19, 2008, 01:50
When...

...you never change clothes or go to the bathroom.

...upon finding a penny on the ground, you shout "I obtained PENNY!"

... you keep all of your stuff in huge box under your computer desk that reads "BOX1"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Utack and Swampy on March 21, 2008, 15:59
You get the vocab word 'synthesis' and you say think it means 'to heal ones self using sunlight.'

...yeah, I actually did that.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine on March 21, 2008, 16:02
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You get the vocab word 'synthesis' and you say think it means 'to heal ones self using sunlight.'

...yeah, I actually did that.
Didn't Swampy tell you it was wrong?  Sableye would not be happy.  Good job he's on holiday...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lovedrunk on March 21, 2008, 17:21
When you see people putting CD's on animals foreheads. Mightyena learned Dark Pulse! Arcanine learned Overheat! Sneasel learned Ice Beam!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: *Jirachi* on March 21, 2008, 19:13
When you see your friend and ask him/her: "Do you wanna battle with me?" and take the Pokéball [Candy Container Ball] in your wallet and shout "Pokéball Go!"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: RachelPiplupLover on March 21, 2008, 21:31
You knwo you've played to much pokemon when you dig a hole in the ground to look for a heart scale.......
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: kappa_mikey_foreva on April 06, 2008, 13:34
You know when youve played too much pokemon when you think your mum says too you all the time "let me heal you and your pokemon."
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Dane Bramage on May 02, 2008, 04:59
You know you've played too much Pokemon when any number 1-493 brings the image of the corresponding Pokemon into your mind before anything else.

And WAY too much if you can do the same for each different Dex listing for each game.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on May 02, 2008, 23:33
You know you've played too much Pokémon when you're dying to tell your stories in this topic. =)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Apprentice on May 02, 2008, 23:46
When you expect to go on top of of a mountain, thinking it's Mt. Coronet, and get to a concreted area, thinking it's Spear Pillar, and play a random flute, which you think is the Azure Flute, and wait for a staircase mysteriously appear from the heavens so you can climb it and think you've reached the Hall of Origin so you can catch Arceus.

Either you've played to much, or got so wasted/high.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: laironlover77 on May 02, 2008, 23:48
You run around flowered feilds looking for a white hedgehog with grass for spines and a pink flower growing out of its side.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Esper on May 03, 2008, 11:10
When you get a purple balloon, draw some eyes and stick some string on the bottom of it and call it "FLOON!!!!1"

xP
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Insert Original Name Here on May 03, 2008, 21:14
When you somehow manage to store your belongings and pets within a computer.

When you avoid eye contact with anyone since you don't feel like battling.

When you carry a bike, a television, several coloured plates, medicine, a map, and a radar in a bag small enough to fit on your back without weighing you down.

When you can withdraw and mount said bike in a second.

When doing this causes annoying music to start playing until you move far away.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: PK Fury on May 04, 2008, 22:42
when you think about what pokemon you would be capable of obtaining if the world was created with pokemon.

I do. I'm too old to be wanting pokemon to be existing, but it still would be pretty cool.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spinda on May 07, 2008, 16:13
When its a sunny day outside you shout "Bulbasaur Use Solarbeam!"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: TSOL on May 07, 2008, 16:27
When no matter hard you try, no matter how fast you go, you can never manage to ever run someone over on your Bike, and they don't even say "Hey, watch out" or run out of the way.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on May 07, 2008, 17:56
You've been playing too much Pokemon when you decide to call fat people "Snorlax".
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Pichu!! on May 08, 2008, 02:17
When people think grass is dangerous.

When you begin to look the same as everyone else, even though YOU'RE the main character.

When you are frozen to the ground whenever someone gains eye contact with you.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on May 09, 2008, 19:59
When you start hallucinating pokemon.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: TSOL on May 10, 2008, 20:12
When you never have to go to school unless you want to, and you never seem to age, or take a shower/brush your teeth/eat/drink.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Pretty_Chicken on May 18, 2008, 17:54
You know you've played too much pokemon when:

~ You pick up a cd and give it to your pet, expecting it to learn a new move
~ You walk into a mansion and ask an old man what Pokemon he saw in the garden today
~ When you name your new pet, you ask a random old man if he likes the name

that's all i can think of
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Justicity on May 19, 2008, 22:48
When you visit every building in a city, talk to every stranger, and search every trash can for items in the city before leaving for the next one.

When you throw a hamster in a river, expecting "Bidoof" to know surf.

When you try to bribe your way into a club by giving the guard a soda.

When it doesn't matter whether you've got one or 99 of every item in your bag but it's full anyway.

When every pre-teen just north of your home town collects insects.

When you try to fit a bike, several fishing rods AND a large baked goods box into the same pocket of your backpack.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on May 20, 2008, 01:09
When you see a mysterious symbol on the ground and play the flute expecting a staircase to appear.

When you try to stuff your hamster into the CD drive, trying to deposit it.

When you decide to wear only two outfits, and wear one of the outfits exactly 1/3rd of the time.

When you visit the Great Pyramid, but want to go inside to challenge the Pyramid King.

When you are elated to open a treasure chest and find out that it's full of diamonds, pearls, rubies, sapphires and emeralds.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Simirror on May 20, 2008, 01:16
When you are playing a game and you are an overpowered Pokemon.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on May 20, 2008, 01:59
you think that your pets wont listen to you after a certain point becuase you dont have enough shiny pendants in your pocket..

when you believe that just bacause it is dark outside that random balls of grass are gonna jump up and walk around...

when you finally finish school, you think that the world is gonna turn black and then you will mysteriously have a bike and ride home on it..
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on May 21, 2008, 19:56
When you tell a bird to evolve.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on May 21, 2008, 19:59
When you go to the weather-man and ask where Groudon and Kyogre are.

When you find an abandoned ship in the middle of the ocean, find a lot of people on board, and go exploring, just because you can.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on May 21, 2008, 21:18
When you eat hoards of candy hoping to become incredibly strong (but all you get is a sugar rush, crazy blood pressure, several cavities and nausea).
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Retro on May 22, 2008, 21:03
When you voilently deny someone when they call an animal "shiny"

When you never do anything if somebody runs into you

when you start thinking about adding a scarf to your wardrobe

when you give your pet a rock so it never has to grow up

when you know every single PKMN abbreviation.

When you write letters that only you can read and give it to your pet.

When you never sleep in fear of hardening.

when you romanize every single pokemon cry

when you can tell the health of a pokemon depending on its cry

when you steal round stuff

when you try
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Justicity on May 25, 2008, 10:37
When you throw a burning rock at someone while shouting "Ember attack!"

When you run up and down hoping it will make an egg hatch faster.
    - Or when you give it to a burning duck, thinking 'Flame Body' is a real ability.
    - Or when you attempt to make your male cat breed with a lump of goo just because you can't find a female cat.

When you throw stones at your pets to force evolution.

When your teacher can't remember his grandsons name until you tell him, accepting it no matter what you say.

When you start to believe the word "evolution" is actually used correctly in Pokemon...

When you become convinced people can only give your pets massages once a day.

When you buy cheap, ugly pet fish, assuring your kids they'll evolve into Gyaridos & Milotic soon...
     - Or when you assure your kids you old fat cat really was pretty once...

When you truly start to believe Arceus created the universe through the dragon, weather & lake trio's and accept them as your deity's (I'm half there  :tongue2:)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: BlackStatic on May 25, 2008, 11:22
When you give a leek to a duck and put on the levas polka music in an attempt to get a real life leekspin. (That one also applies to "you know you watch too much leekspin when")
When you think intangible ghosts can be kept inside tangible red and white tennis balls.
When you are convinced whales can make out with moles.
When you beleive said mole grows two extra heads and no feet yet can still dig.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on May 25, 2008, 11:31
But Diglett does have legs. D:

You know you've played too much Pokémon when you win a tournemant involving battling your Poket Monsters!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Mew x on May 25, 2008, 11:45
You know you've played too much pokemon when you keep pestering your Mummy to go out and catch animals at 10 years old.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Bass V5 on May 27, 2008, 02:27
 O0    :mad:         :ph34r:     you know when you played to much pokemonWhen you try to avoid people thinking they are going to challenge you to battle(also when you think that a whale(kyogre)crated the ocean
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Simirror on May 27, 2008, 15:34
Kyogre is a water basin.
You know if you say that you is gonna be kiilll dem Bidoof.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on May 27, 2008, 16:20
You find a briefcase with something in it, when someone is being chased by a dog.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: xXx-iiR0CK-SKiiNii3Sz-xXx on May 28, 2008, 19:43
You know you've played too muck pokemon whenever you're outside and in a back pack you have a pokedex,and your PKMN dolls hoping for a battle.

Whenever someone tries to attack you,you kick the air multiple times and repeat to yourself "I am Hitmonlee".

Whenever an animal tries to attack,you roar,thinking that it will flee.

I can probably think of more but not now.....
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: PK Fury on May 31, 2008, 00:07
When you walk down your street, listening to how the birds sound and which pokemon they would be

When you walk around in your back yard and see a squirrel, you act like its a pachirisu that always flees from you.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on May 31, 2008, 00:35
When you encourage little kids to drop out of school at 10 years old :P.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on June 01, 2008, 10:10
When you forget to eat, sleep, drink, talk and swim.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on June 01, 2008, 14:37
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When you start walking tile by tile.

Babysiter dededee i do tha all  the time

When the clouds block the sun and you thik it is darkrai. ;) ;D
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on June 01, 2008, 14:58
When every town is named after either a mineral or color.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: PK Fury on June 01, 2008, 17:04
When you walk down your street, listening to how the birds sound and which pokemon they would be

When you walk around in your back yard and see a squirrel, you act like its a pachirisu that always flees from you.
speaking of my own post,

I heard some weird bird today that sounded like a Staraptor. That means if instead of animals and there was pokemon in my neighborhood, I'd have the chance to catch a Staraptor.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Phyrior on June 03, 2008, 04:42
When you beat yourself over the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick trying to decide what sort of team you want, and wether you're going to 'retire' your starter to do it.

(Kudos to anyone who gets the joke...)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on June 08, 2008, 12:41
When you start throwing things at animals in a national park.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: PokeSurfer on June 10, 2008, 19:25
When you steal from the Royal bank of England and try to teleport away, or if you scream when you see lots of text you can't read and you scream "MISSINGNO! AAAAAAAAAAAGH! THE GLITCH! AAAAAAAAAGHHH! GET AWAY!!!!!" etc.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Poetictouch on June 11, 2008, 21:09
You start posting in this topic.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on June 13, 2008, 18:40
When you find a snake swimming in the water, and expect it to evolve.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on June 13, 2008, 18:44
When you think you'd like to dedicate your life to researching fictional animals.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on June 13, 2008, 18:48
When you beat yourself over the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick trying to decide what sort of team you want, and wether you're going to 'retire' your starter to do it.

(Kudos to anyone who gets the joke...)

i dont get it... but i want to.




You've played too much Pokemon when you can sleep for less than 10 seconds and feel fully refreshed and all your pets are in tip-top physical condition.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spiro T. Agnew on June 18, 2008, 20:25
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you kill tons of the same species of wild animal while holding a tracking device in an attempt to find one that's colored differently.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spinda on June 18, 2008, 20:38
When you stick a GBA game on the floor and hunt in an abondoned Haunted house for wild Haunter and Gengar.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Poetictouch on June 18, 2008, 21:05
You know you've played too much Pokemon when... OH SWEET MARY MOTHER OF JESUS! LATIAS! I FOUND LATIAS!!!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on June 19, 2008, 22:18
You know you've played pokemon too much when your friends call because they think they can beat you in a fight.

[back in the day with the pokegear watches in GSC]
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on June 19, 2008, 22:20
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you feel the need to change the colours of the little creatures around you, and then imagine people's faces have pixels in them.

(That's how I feel now after starting spriting... I had the urge to recolour Michelle's face on Doctors...)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: THE YELLOW SANTA HAT on June 22, 2008, 01:47
when you expect this

(http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dpmfa/dpmfa321.png)

to fit in this


(http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/rsitem004.png)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on June 22, 2008, 18:52
When all of your human functions freeze, and you stay the same age forever.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: PK Fury on June 22, 2008, 19:42
..When you make your pet kill a certain species of wild animals expecting them to run faster, attack better, and defend itself.

I'm not sure if somebody said this already.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on June 25, 2008, 16:07
When this text appears while you're fishing.


WILD FISH APPEARED! FISH USED BITE!

^_^;;
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Pokemon Master21 on June 26, 2008, 22:15
When you wear the same clothes every day.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on June 26, 2008, 22:17
When you wear the same clothes every day.

that goes for pretty much any cartoon though...




you try to hatch a vasty oversized egg by running around in circles

i think someone aready said this one though.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: master1 on June 26, 2008, 22:21
When you try to use a rhinoceros as a surfboard.

When you beat yourself over the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick trying to decide what sort of team you want, and wether you're going to 'retire' your starter to do it.
(Kudos to anyone who gets the joke...)

I wanna say "Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy" reference...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on June 26, 2008, 22:22
When you think it's perfectly safe to go underground and start smashing walls looking for pretty things and old rocks.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: laironlover77 on June 26, 2008, 22:25
When you believe anyone with blue hair is a memeber of Team Galactic.

When the status of your father varies from place to place. In some places he doesn't exist, in others he is a fairly notable person.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on June 26, 2008, 22:27
When you think it's perfectly safe for a 10 year old to climb a volcano, stop the world's deadliest forces, and still have time to visit their mother without nagging occuring.

When you think you can change the weather by making your fish dance.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Chaos Rush on June 30, 2008, 22:47
Quote
You know you play too much Pokemon if you wake up and see...

©2005 Pokemon.
©1995-2005 Nintendo
©1995-2005 Creatures, Inc.
©1995-2005 GAME FREAK inc.
This was pure lol. But that was froom 2005, lol Emerald.

You play Pokemon too much when you're on a Pokemon forum discussing on how to confirm when you play Pokemon too much, such as saying, "You play Pokemon too much when you're on a Pokemon forum discussing on how to confirm when you play Pokemon too much, such as saying, "You play Pokemon too much when you're on Pokemon forum discussing on how to confirm when you play Pokemon too much, such as saying, "You play Pokemon too much when you're on a Pokemon forum discussing on how to confirm when you play Pokemon too much, such as saying...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on June 30, 2008, 22:53
This was pure lol. But that was froom 2005, lol Emerald.

You play Pokemon too much when you're on a Pokemon forum discussing on how to confirm when you play Pokemon too much, such as saying, "You play Pokemon too much when you're on a Pokemon forum discussing on how to confirm when you play Pokemon too much, such as saying, "You play Pokemon too much when you're on Pokemon forum discussing on how to confirm when you play Pokemon too much, such as saying, "You play Pokemon too much when you're on a Pokemon forum discussing on how to confirm when you play Pokemon too much, such as saying...

SHUT UP! (JK)

You know you've been playing too much Pokemon when you say that your Golden Retriever is an "albino Mightyena".
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spinda on July 01, 2008, 19:02
You know when you've played too much Pokemon when you go to Saisburys and ask where the Poke Balls and Potions are.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: .~:Sly Foxx:~. on July 01, 2008, 19:16
... You say you can't go out to a social gathering because a certain pokemon's swarming xDDD
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Danse Macabre ( 6,6) on July 01, 2008, 22:18
You know you've played too much pokemon when you stop eating eggs because you want to "stop the senseless slaughter".
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Team Magma's Dark Rapidash on July 02, 2008, 14:53
You turn your head every time a bird flies overhead to see if its a wild Spearow or Pidgey.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on July 02, 2008, 20:46
When you decide to bike at top speed into a lake, thinking some invisible forcefield will stop you from falling in.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on July 02, 2008, 21:00
When you decide to bike at top speed into a lake, thinking some invisible forcefield will stop you from falling in.

That made me LOL.


When you steal someone's DS, and scream, "THE POKEDEX DOESN'T WORK!  :'( :'( :'("
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spinda on July 02, 2008, 21:02
When you start doodling and pretending to count steps and check day care Pokemon on your brand new watch.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Joe_Pokemon2015- MEGA RAYQUAZA! on July 03, 2008, 09:27
I know I plaqyed too much Pokemon when I turned myself into a Pikachu, thought that I was a Munchlax and finally, seeing lots of Pokemon. Especially the Pokemon ads.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: master1 on July 03, 2008, 13:30
When you forget to say anything other than "No" or "Yes".
When ghosts start appearing and you aren't perplexed by them.
When you start wondering Derek Accouré if has a Silph Scope.
When you look at something generic and think "Hm, this could be more Poké..."
When you check the posters at arcades to see if there is a hidden switch.
When you try to insert an Action Replay into yourself so you can look like Lass or Cooltrainer.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Dragonpika on July 03, 2008, 22:56
When scientists discover a new species and you complain the dinosaurs were much more original.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on July 04, 2008, 19:43
When scientists discover a new species and you complain the dinosaurs were much more original.

niceeeee


 -- when you can resurrect any dead animal in a matter of seconds from the fossil that it left behind.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on July 04, 2008, 22:16
When you find out that all they sell at the supermarket is stuff for your pet. Nothing for you. Damn.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on July 04, 2008, 22:19
When you feel the need to ask a mechanic to turn apricots into balls used to carry your pets around.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on July 04, 2008, 22:22
When old men are bald from ariel viewm but when you challenge them to a fight, they suddenly grow hair.

And when you beat them, they lose their hair again.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on July 04, 2008, 22:24
When you think it is safe to buy an animal's tail off a shady fat man.

And when you eat it after.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on July 04, 2008, 22:31
When you go around your local park, smearing honey on random trees. :P
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: master1 on July 04, 2008, 22:32
... When you throw Poké Balls at furries.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on July 04, 2008, 22:37
When you think it is funny to throw rocks at wild animals and make them angry.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on July 05, 2008, 07:38
When you think you can burst into someone's house, uninvited.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spinda on July 05, 2008, 10:17
When you think you can chuck balls at birds.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on July 05, 2008, 11:58
When you start crawling around in the grass, trying to look for pokemon.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Ten Silver Spoons on July 05, 2008, 12:01
When you tell your dog to use flamethrower on your cat.

When you feed your dog poisonous berries to make it feel better.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on July 05, 2008, 12:08
Quote from: Pim
When you feed your dog poisonous berries to make it feel better.

And when all you eat is dry berries so you become beautiful. xP
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Daniel and Sparky on July 05, 2008, 16:21
When you see a butterfly emerging from a cacoon and say,"Metapod evolved into Butterfree".

When in one part of the country its burning hot and in another part its pouring rain like mad and you go out of your house expecting to see a Rayquaza.

Whenever you get a virus on your computer and you say,"Damn you Porygons!!!"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: baths on July 06, 2008, 01:06
When you fall down from your window and expect to fall on your Snorlax.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Garchomp Champ on July 07, 2008, 06:15
You know you've played to much pokemon when...

you try to avoid grass!

Or throw a pokemon card at the ground expecting it to do something.

Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on July 07, 2008, 12:56
When you don't eat meat, because you think it's pokemon meat.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spinda on July 07, 2008, 16:48
When you turn 10, instead of thinking about your birthday, you say "TIME FOR MY FIRST POKEYMANZ!"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: .~:Sly Foxx:~. on July 07, 2008, 20:31
... When someone asks you your life's ambition and your response is to have a full team of EV trained shiny level 100 pokemon trained by yourself? 8D;
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on July 07, 2008, 23:09
When you refuse to change clothes, regardless of what your parents say.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: baths on July 08, 2008, 03:02
When the teacher asks you what's iron and you say it's used to raise your defense.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on July 08, 2008, 03:25
When you don't eat meat, because you think it's pokemon meat.

in the anime, they eat burgers. kinda creepy.




where the natural events of the world seem to rely entirely on whether or not you beat the gym leader and can continue the story.

Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on July 08, 2008, 16:54
When you think that nothing happens until you do something.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on July 08, 2008, 16:57
When you think that nothing happens until you do something.

More specifically, you think that the world's doom can wait until you're finished going to the restroom.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on July 08, 2008, 23:01
where the natural events of the world seem to rely entirely on whether or not you beat the gym leader and can continue the story.
When you think that nothing happens until you do something.
More specifically, you think that the world's doom can wait until you're finished going to the restroom.

why did we all say the same thing???



where no matter how many times you talk to the same person, they always say the same thing over and over.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: laironlover77 on July 08, 2008, 23:03
Everytime you pick something up, a little ditty plays and the words *name* obtained a *item* appears before you eyes.

Ex:
BOB obtained a GALLON OF MILK

You can pick berries, but oh no, you can't eat them.  Give them to your pet.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Oroskrochi on July 16, 2008, 22:07
When you walk into a mental hospital and shout "Where the hell is Nurse Joy?!"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on July 17, 2008, 00:28
when all the female doctors and police officers look exactly the same and are in the same family with the same names.


attack of the clones.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on July 17, 2008, 20:16
When you think you can't go through anywhere, without a clear path.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on July 17, 2008, 20:34
I know this has been used, but...

When you hear a strange noise that tells you that you can't walk through walls.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: master1 on July 17, 2008, 20:46
You know you've played too much pokemon when you can still think of things to put here.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on July 20, 2008, 14:19
When you can't walk backwards without turning around.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on July 20, 2008, 15:06
When you can't dance unless some crazy man forces you, telling you that it will restore your health.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Caldoran on July 20, 2008, 15:43
When you win a major award, you start seeing yourself cycling down a road and credits roll.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on July 20, 2008, 15:45
When a large ship can be built in just a few hours.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on July 20, 2008, 15:56
When a large ship can be built in just a few hours.

What is that from. And when while other people are trapped in a cave it only takes you 14 minutes to get the other end.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on July 20, 2008, 16:02
What is that from.

Ruby and Sapphire. Not sure about Emerald.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Chinchou44 on July 20, 2008, 16:11
This is what happens when u paly 2 much DQMJoker
U dye ur hair gray and use 23 cans of gel to spike it up u get ur moms best ring i say ive got a scout ring u get ur pet dog named Wulfspade  U and Wulfspade go to the woods go ask a stranger were the monster scout orginisition iz then ur sister dyes her hair blue and finds u battiling moles and u find her sitting down and u fight her with ur dog she fights u with a machine gun u say OMG i gotta go u go home and find urself grounded for stealing ur moms ring and then say man these scoutposts are so drafty
The End
 
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spinda on July 20, 2008, 16:14
When you only go to bed when your Pokemon need healing.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Freestyler on July 24, 2008, 13:56
when you say: saving don't turn off the power every night and try not to make eyecontact with people from fear of being challenged to a pokemon battle.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Typh on July 24, 2008, 14:10
When you buy a new watch and you show it to your friends saying "What do think of my new PokeGear?"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Esper on July 24, 2008, 17:28
When you paint a mouse yellow, put it onto a surfboard and push it into the water yelling 'Surf!'
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: skittymaster/pokemonSLR on July 25, 2008, 17:51
you know when youve played and watched pokemon so much........
........that you nearly call ur brother, ash

<i did that before and my brothers name paul>
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on July 25, 2008, 22:53
when you see flowers moving in the wind and scream, "OH NOES, NOT PETAL DANCE"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Revolver on July 25, 2008, 22:55
When you hold a tennis ball and scream "Chimchar, i choose you!" in front of a whole crowd... trust me... it has been done before by... me...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on July 26, 2008, 10:58
When you can only communicate using Wifi.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: pokemole on July 26, 2008, 11:06
When you try to find huge animals and show them to people to measure them.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Typh on July 26, 2008, 14:32
When you find tadpoles in a pond and you say "Oh look! A load of Poliwags!".
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on August 02, 2008, 19:25
When you think computers can only be used to store pokemon and items.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: ScreamyKid on August 02, 2008, 19:36
Dear lord... they're getting less funny... although I quite liked the computer one ^_^.

When you paint CDs and try to implant them into your pets in hope they'll learn 'a better attack for type coverage lolol!'
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on August 02, 2008, 19:49
Dear lord... they're getting less funny... although I quite liked the computer one ^_^.

Thankyou. I like to see that people actually like my jokes.

When you think food is evil and don't ever touch it.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Caldoran on August 03, 2008, 02:21
When vitamins cost more than 10 times that of lemonade.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: CrazedAttorney on August 03, 2008, 02:25
When you expect berry bushes to grow huge in less than 24 hours.  :P
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Revolver on August 03, 2008, 02:30
When you think you can ride bicycles up slopes...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on August 03, 2008, 03:59
When u can ride your bike into a wall and be fine. When u don't have blood. When u can only talk to real people. When your dad leaves ur mom to raise u with outa mental breakdown not and then.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: ScreamyKid on August 03, 2008, 11:49
When you talk in 'txt spk lolol' on a forum =/.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: CharizardFanboy11 on August 03, 2008, 23:54
 you become an astronaut,and when you go on the moon, you want to see Jirachi and Deoxys.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: .~:Sly Foxx:~. on August 04, 2008, 04:43
When you can only remember four things at any one time
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on August 04, 2008, 05:04
when you are just running around in stupid circles.. and suddenly.. a red light appears.. oh no.. the world is ending

[battery dies]
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: aer_dingus on August 04, 2008, 05:09
when you are wondering why you dont have 'z's on your cheeks.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on August 08, 2008, 19:46
You think that bees, wasps and hornets are Beedrill, and that all butterflies are Butterfree or Beautifly.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: PokeSurfer on August 30, 2008, 21:53
When you dance to music by randomy moving left, right, up or down.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on August 30, 2008, 21:55
When you say "Thank Arceus" instead of saying "Thank God".
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Sizacu on September 06, 2008, 14:18
You know you've been playing too much Pokemon when you paint your self red, get a lizard's tail, set it on fire, stick it onto your trousers, eat really really really spicy curry and shout out 'FIRE BLASTZZZZ!!!!'
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on September 06, 2008, 14:42
When you think futuristic is Platinum and that ancient is Red.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: salamence and rebecca10 on September 06, 2008, 17:56
when i fall asleep in a field next 2 a mudkip doll and wake up thinking i am a skitty.that happennd when i was 8.that was my real md team and still is
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: C.C. on September 06, 2008, 20:59
...........when you smear honey on gold trees to attract Pokemon.

(sorry if this one was already done.. I'm a little busy to be looking for if it was used, or not)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: master1 on September 07, 2008, 16:52
When you wake up one day and find you can use Water Gun. Then a yellow rat tricks you into saving the world.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Team Magma's Dark Rapidash on September 07, 2008, 19:35
You see an oddly colored squirrel while riding your bike and say, "Shiny squirrel appeared!"

...That actually happened to me this morning. Something's wrong with me.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Freestyler on September 07, 2008, 20:11
when you breath under water
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Shovelware on September 10, 2008, 19:36
When you talk about yourself in third person. Also, talk like a Pokémon battle.

Heh. School was never the same again.

CHRIS used POST!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Sizacu on September 11, 2008, 18:48
You KNOW you've been playing too much Pokemon when you actually PLAY Pokemon in real life..

What? And what if I do it?!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: joojoo on September 11, 2008, 18:51
^I do that.

You know you've been playing too much Pokemon when you start viewing every day situations as battles.

FREZ is fast asleep!
MOTHER used WAKE-UP SLAP!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on September 11, 2008, 18:53
^ I do that. I was tempted to say "WEBBY used Poke!" today... followed by "It's Super Effective! BETH fainted!"...

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you spend most of your money trying to find Lady Luck.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: master1 on September 11, 2008, 19:17
You know you've played too much Pokémon when you can relate to the above posts.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on September 11, 2008, 19:31
You know you play too much Pokemon when you type your name in full capitals.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Caldoran on September 12, 2008, 07:54
When most of what you've ever drawn is Pokémon.
When you imagine your computer mouse saying "PIKA"
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Post by: OpalRhea on September 12, 2008, 08:00
You know you've played to much Pokemon, when


Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on September 12, 2008, 21:19
You know you play too much Pokemon when your Mom will use your money to buy you a spray bottle.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: master1 on September 12, 2008, 21:22
You know you've played too much Pokémon when you try to shove unwanted items into your computer's CD drive.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on September 12, 2008, 21:24
You know you play too much Pokemon when you travel to another dimension because you want to capture a Basilisk.
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Post by: CrazedAttorney on September 13, 2008, 02:45
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you feel the need to save whenever you're about to go to bed.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on September 13, 2008, 09:28
When you can complete the game in 10 minutes.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Powerforce on September 14, 2008, 18:44
I never get tired of pokemon so I just keep playing without noticing I need a break
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Afro-Disiak on September 15, 2008, 13:46
....when a new game is just released with loads of spoilers that you promised yourself you wouldn't look at....only to look at them ALL in under 10 minutes after finding out about them. Curse my will power.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: BlackStatic on September 15, 2008, 15:13
You know you've played too much pokemon when you realise that there's no bathroom in your house.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Sebastian Moran on September 15, 2008, 15:15
...when you want a new game so badly that you have to buy stuff you don't really want, so that you physically cannot import the game before it's released in your country D: 
 
Luckily I'm broke already. 
 
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: PokeSurfer on September 15, 2008, 20:18
When you expect that a pokemon created the world. (Like I do)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Lion Demon on September 24, 2008, 21:05
Youve played too much pokemon when you go to africa and see A Swellow (I Mean swallow)!

When youve played too much pokemon your science teacher says "Whats an armadillo?"
And you reply "Armalo is A Poke.. I Mean animal with A Long tail and Is currenly Known to exsist as fossils"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on September 27, 2008, 04:57
when you think that your mother only watches television all day.

and everytime she sees you, she acts as if she hasnt seen you in years.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: baths on September 27, 2008, 05:39
When you find a fossil, then bring it back to life.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: master1 on September 27, 2008, 14:15
When you think evolution only takes five seconds.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: OdnetninAdlez on September 27, 2008, 21:42
When your dad is at the gym all his life (Petalburg Gym)
Going into a gym expecting to see puzzles.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: __Strange__ on September 28, 2008, 04:03
You've definitely played way too much Pokemon if you've convinced yourself that trend-setting is a 100% accurate way to change the migratory route of rare fish, so that you can focus them in on your current location, catch them, force them to eat a meal of crushed berries so that they will change physical structure, and take your new genetically-altered seabeast to help you knock the stuffing out of some poor lighthousekeeper's pets.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: SpinnelSun on September 28, 2008, 16:33
You know you've played to much pokemon when you throw a piece of coal at a fox expecting it to evolve into a Flareon.
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Post by: q.c.™ on September 28, 2008, 16:35
You've definitely played way too much Pokemon if you've convinced yourself that trend-setting is a 100% accurate way to change the migratory route of rare fish, so that you can focus them in on your current location, catch them, force them to eat a meal of crushed berries so that they will change physical structure, and take your new genetically-altered seabeast to help you knock the stuffing out of some poor lighthousekeeper's pets.

i was following until you mentioned the lighthouse keeper.. who is this?




You know you've played PKMN too much when you began to notice that you havent aged a day since 1995.
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on September 28, 2008, 17:17
i was following until you mentioned the lighthouse keeper.. who is this?

I want to say...Jasmine?

Ampharos? But Amphy/sparkles/whatever it's nickname was didn't appear in sinnoh, she performed with her Steelix...And she didn't really keep the lighthouse, she just got worried when suddenly the light stopped shining and the Ampharos fell sick. What do you expect, shoving it up there all alone in cold damp misty mornings and wet dark nights, forced to keep charging power to it's tail light so ships don't crash. Poor Ampharos

You know you've played too much pokemon when you understand and recall everything I put in the last paragraph.
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Post by: __Strange__ on September 28, 2008, 17:23
You know you've played way too much Pokemon when you can read the last two posts and say "No, the OTHER lighthousekeeper, Volkner!"

Because that's who I meant, although he's hardly a keeper either.
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on September 28, 2008, 20:34
Volkner?

Electirc VS water...Unless your part of the Swampert water/ground club, usually bad things happen when water types try to beat electrical. But either or  :- /
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Post by: Limited on September 28, 2008, 20:42
When you go into a cave or something and expect to find a rare pokemon at the end.

When you start to call hospitals , 'pokemon centres'.

When you see an animal and call it the closest pokemon to it.
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Post by: master1 on September 28, 2008, 20:49
When you turn on a light and proudly announce "[YOUR NAME] used FLASH!"
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Post by: Limited on September 28, 2008, 21:27
When you turn on a light and proudly announce "[YOUR NAME] used FLASH!"

LOL! that one is funny i just tried it and my mum saw and she was a bit puzzeled.... :tongue2:
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Post by: Lion Demon on September 30, 2008, 16:06
You think in south america that MEW Lives there!
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on September 30, 2008, 19:21
Whenever you see a pic of Piplup you kiss it.

That's me :)
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Post by: Laprabi on September 30, 2008, 19:25
When you can get all the pokemon without an AR.
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on September 30, 2008, 19:29
When you go out to look for wild pokemon.
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Post by: Lion Demon on September 30, 2008, 19:34
Piplup in one lap torchic in the other
And a gallade to kill all pikachus! :laugh: >:D
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Post by: master1 on September 30, 2008, 19:47

One from my dad: "You know you've played too much Pokémon when you start throwing balls at your dog."

LOL! that one is funny i just tried it and my mum saw and she was a bit puzzeled.... :tongue2:

 :laugh:
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Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on September 30, 2008, 20:25
You know when youve played too much when you see a young boy punching thin air and expecting an animal to fall to the floor knocked out
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Post by: Laprabi on October 02, 2008, 19:12
When you want to travel at the age of 10.
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Post by: Liam on October 02, 2008, 19:57
When you're the world record holder for "Most Pokémon names found in Alphabetti Spaghetti".
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Post by: master1 on October 02, 2008, 19:58
You know you've played too much Pokémon when you think all mammals lay eggs.
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Post by: Lion Demon on October 02, 2008, 21:27
You think That Snakes,seahorses and Goldfishes are Dragons
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Post by: Gridbug on October 03, 2008, 00:15
When you spread out your arms and run across the room yelling, "<your name here> USED FLY!"


I did that in Drama class today...
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Post by: Lion Demon on October 04, 2008, 09:18
You played too much pkmn when you see that scizors are singing about drugs! Like in my SIG
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Post by: Liam on October 04, 2008, 10:42
When you attempt to make a hit single about Pokémon.
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Post by: Lion Demon on October 04, 2008, 10:48
When you get chased by gangstas with guns because youve made them look stupid in A Pokemon RAP
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Post by: OdnetninAdlez on October 16, 2008, 10:47
When you buy tennis balls for £200 and Fanta for £300
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Post by: Laprabi on October 18, 2008, 12:49
When you forget to wash in any way.
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Post by: konkon_neko on October 24, 2008, 00:42
When your class and open up your text book, thinking it's a pokedex and shout out loud, "Wow this was useful!"
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Post by: BLL | 4th gen fanatic on October 24, 2008, 17:35
when you notice the total play time on your save says EROR
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Post by: Lion Demon on October 25, 2008, 19:05
You think that you only communication is voice chat with nintendo products.
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Post by: master1 on October 25, 2008, 23:16
When TV shows only last for thirty seconds.
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Post by: Laprabi on October 26, 2008, 07:35
When no-one ever turns anything off.
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Post by: Lion Demon on October 30, 2008, 17:51
When you think you need to charge yourself putting A Wire up your... You get the idea.


You rate your friends family ETC  UBER OverUsed Borderline Underused Neverused.
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Post by: Laprabi on October 31, 2008, 12:10
When you think that global warming is non-existent.
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Post by: aer_dingus on November 01, 2008, 06:14
when you call all asians Brock
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Post by: Lion Demon on November 01, 2008, 07:55
You think you either sit still with A Still chachphrase or Walk two steps and do that.
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Post by: Laprabi on November 01, 2008, 11:42
All text is the same colour.

You think computers are only used to store Pokemon and items.
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Post by: DragonairSoul on November 01, 2008, 20:32
When you think that taking out a rope in a cave and spinning around quickly will instantly teleport you out.
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Post by: Laprabi on November 01, 2008, 22:24
When you think that Sodapops and Lemonades are for pokemon.
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Post by: master1 on November 02, 2008, 00:10
When you expect to evolve into Ivysaur on your 16th Birthday.
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Post by: MZDinger on November 02, 2008, 03:16
When you get punched and see,

"The game card could not be read.See instruction booklet for details."
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Post by: Lion Demon on November 03, 2008, 18:17
You played too much pokemon when you think that You will get swampys and twiggys autograph. :D :'(
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on November 03, 2008, 20:17
When the only thing you think about is your strategy for your next wi-fi tourney battle.
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Post by: master1 on November 03, 2008, 21:07
... When you post in this (http://pkmn.net/forums/index.php?board=4.0) board.
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Post by: Tomdra on November 03, 2008, 21:13
..you buy Pokemon Link, even after you've heard the disgusted cries of millions when they think Nintendo have made a decent Pokemon mini-game/ spin off.
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Post by: Insert Text Here on November 04, 2008, 04:19
...when you try and catch an acorn when you think it's Seedot
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Post by: Poppkin | Zaty on November 04, 2008, 16:40
... you dream about them in a LITTLE different point of view than normal kids do. </3
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Post by: Birdkeeper Extraordinaire||Peril Edition on November 04, 2008, 16:42
...when you wont touch the berries in case a pokemon gets angry<3
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Post by: Insert Text Here on November 04, 2008, 16:43
... when you smother a tree in honey expecting a munchlax to appear.
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Post by: Poppkin | Zaty on November 04, 2008, 16:46
... you suddenly realize that if you feed yourself with food, you'll end up pretty, cool, smart, cute or tough.
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Post by: Lion Demon on November 04, 2008, 20:46
When nobody says pokemon is lame.
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Post by: master1 on November 04, 2008, 20:48
... When the phrase "you slathered the tree with honey" doesn't sound like a sick innuendo to you.
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Post by: Lion Demon on November 04, 2008, 20:51
You can change the Volume of Other peoples Voices. :laugh:
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Post by: Poppkin | Zaty on November 05, 2008, 13:32
... you throw a rock at a tree yelling "Blastoise, use your Headbutt!" and expects that a pokemon comes out to fight you. :sleep:
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Post by: master1 on November 05, 2008, 13:35
When you have no family except your mother or a senile old man with a laboratory.
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Post by: Poppkin | Zaty on November 05, 2008, 13:38
... you freeze, thinking you've been stuck in a glitch. Lawl :laugh:
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Post by: Gridbug on November 07, 2008, 15:29
When you go to sleep on a Thursday night, and when you wake up, there's a rare Pokemon in front of your face.


LOL Drifloon
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Post by: Insert Text Here on November 07, 2008, 23:04
When you think towns can be walked across in 10 seconds and only hold 20 people at most.
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Post by: Birdkeeper Extraordinaire||Peril Edition on November 07, 2008, 23:07
when you get some pokeballs that you get from the sweetie thingys and try to return your figurine
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Post by: Poppkin | Zaty on November 07, 2008, 23:34
When you go to sleep on a Thursday night, and when you wake up, there's a rare Pokemon in front of your face.


LOL Drifloon
Win

And you've played way to much when boot up on your own computer, organizes boxes and folder with the exact names on them and struggles when you find that there's not possible to transferr you pokeballs into them. :(
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Post by: Lion Demon on November 08, 2008, 07:21
When you put pokemon in tests like I Did. "Giant caterpie Cue"
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Post by: PokeSurfer on November 15, 2008, 17:29
When you go around, spraying a repellent at animals to keep them away from you.
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Post by: Pr!!!| Fíσήά ♪♫ on November 15, 2008, 20:28
You are in your sleep saying "Go Pikachu, use thunder !" and start moving around pretending you are throwing a Pokémon ball ... trust me I've seen someone it's scary
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on November 16, 2008, 01:29
When you can't sleep at night unless you are near a bed!
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Post by: master1 on November 16, 2008, 14:09
When you try to log on to a social networking website and get a message asking you to save your progress in a Pokémon Center before continuing.
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Post by: MZDinger on November 16, 2008, 16:41
When you look at the mirror and say,"Ditto use transform!"
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Post by: Gridbug on November 16, 2008, 16:46
When you look at Richie's post and think, "LOLWUT YA TAT ME"
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Post by: MZDinger on November 16, 2008, 16:50
LOL

Good one.

When you think putting an action replay in your mouth will help any.
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on November 16, 2008, 17:33
When the first thing you tell your freinds when you see them is "I caught a Burmy today!"
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Post by: baths on November 16, 2008, 17:35
When the teacher asks you what iron is and you say to raise my Pokemon's defense.
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Post by: konkon_neko on November 18, 2008, 04:21
When you expect to find random candy power ups to give to your pets in secrete places like the back of a building of a tree.  :yeswink:
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Post by: Laprabi on November 18, 2008, 17:11
When you go in to some random tower expecting there to be ghosts in there
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Post by: Lion Demon on November 18, 2008, 18:31
The goverment is the BATTLE FRONTIER
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Post by: master1 on November 19, 2008, 16:45
When you write a thesis on the in-depth mechanics of Poké Balls and VS Seekers.
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Post by: Caldoran on November 19, 2008, 18:50
When you wonder why there's a whole thread dedicated to your daily actions.
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Post by: swampchu on November 19, 2008, 19:55
You start asking everyone if they want a battle :nowink: :yeswink:
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Post by: MZDinger on November 20, 2008, 01:18
When you drink alcohol underaged,and you think youlll get friendlier.
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Post by: Insert Text Here on November 20, 2008, 03:27
I don't think that's Pokemon... :dry:


... when nobody calls you by your name.
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Post by: master1 on November 20, 2008, 13:43
Gen I to gen III:

When people shout nouns at you and forget most adverbs(?).

"Let's go to SHOPPING MALL for SODA!"
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Post by: PokeSurfer on November 20, 2008, 20:10
Not sure if this has been posed already but...

When you avoid eye contact because you don't wnat a battle.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on November 20, 2008, 23:53
When you don't talk, but people know what you are saying. When you can train a 6 foot tall land shark as a pet without it eating your head off. When weights thatlook the same accept for color can make you more healthy, strong, faster, tougher against impact, able to resist, and able to make your fire stronger exist!
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Post by: Liam on November 21, 2008, 23:21
When you set your pet on fire and expect it to "fire blast" next door's pet dog Fido.

RSPCA plz.
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Post by: Pr!!!| Fíσήά ♪♫ on November 22, 2008, 00:07
hehe in English the first thing you say because you was playing Pokémon at break
You say is and then Pikachu I mean Alexander
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Post by: Insert Text Here on November 22, 2008, 00:10
what. o__O --------------------------- O__o


when you can run into walls, people, trees, mountains, etc. without getting hurt.
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Post by: master1 on November 22, 2008, 00:16
When if something collides with you, or if you collide with something, you simply utter "Boomp."
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Post by: Caldoran on November 22, 2008, 12:01
When you buy a 4-box set of the original Pokémon anime each containing 14 episodes making for a total of 56 episodes for $29.90 just because you want some nostalgia and risk public embarrassment and try to avoid explaining why you still watch Pokémon at 14 years old.

...I've played too much Pokémon.
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Post by: lugia95 on November 22, 2008, 14:23
You hop on a boat and say 'Its OK. Ive got a Rainbow pass. Take me to 1/2/3/4etc Island'.
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Post by: Liam on November 22, 2008, 17:01
when you can run into walls, people, trees, mountains, etc. without getting hurt.

Now for the hacked interpritation!

When you can run through walls, trees, mountains, ect, without getting hurt!
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Post by: Lion Demon on November 22, 2008, 18:02
You play too much pokemon when ya think that your A Celebrity within seconds by battling  A Cameraman!
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Post by: SHOEMAN! on November 22, 2008, 18:04
You know you've played to much Pokemon when you look around your house and it is covered in Pokemon stuff, or when you turn into a ditto...
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Post by: PokeSurfer on November 22, 2008, 18:40
When you leave two animals with an old couple and expect an egg when you return,
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Post by: Laprabi on November 23, 2008, 02:14
When everyone knows your name because you've gone and beaten 13 famous people at Pokemon.
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Post by: lugia95 on November 23, 2008, 12:52
When you can listen to a pokemon music for 5 hours and dont even get slightly annoyed.
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Post by: Lion Demon on November 25, 2008, 17:50
Your MUM Always talks about your starter?
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Post by: SHOEMAN! on November 25, 2008, 17:52
You live in a town with a fat bloke who talks about computers and a big lab almost next door which is owned by an old bloke named after a tree.
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Post by: Laprabi on November 25, 2008, 19:13
You can only move in a grid.
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Post by: TvS|Tyranitar vs Something on November 25, 2008, 19:19
You keep on nagging your teacher to tell you about Status Effects.
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Post by: Laprabi on November 26, 2008, 20:56
When you constantly act weirdly.
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Post by: q.c.™ on November 27, 2008, 00:03
When you constantly act weirdly.

Well then everyone on this site has played Pokemon too much.
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Post by: Caldoran on November 27, 2008, 05:06
When you think you can be like God just by using Action Replay.
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Post by: Pokeapache on November 27, 2008, 19:09
When you never say anything. But you can pick Yes or No. And in some special cases, pick a place/floor you'd like to go!
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on November 27, 2008, 19:37
When you suddenly realize every city you go to is named after a color, and you can't leave your region/country.
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Post by: PFEH on November 28, 2008, 17:37
When everyone... arrrgh... everyone's... the same! That Sailor... that Youngster... my brain... my braaaaaaaaaain...

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Post by: President Hawkeye on November 28, 2008, 20:48
When the guards finally sedate you and take away your Pichu doll, leaving you alone for a while to study how you react.
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Post by: Lion Demon on November 28, 2008, 20:55
When the Goverment does A Pokemon poll about you.
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Post by: PFEH on November 28, 2008, 21:49
When the guards finally sedate you and take away your Pichu doll, leaving you alone for a while to study how you react.

They ain't getting nothing out of meeeeee...
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Post by: master1 on November 28, 2008, 22:43
When you start drawing rings around wild animals to make friends with them.
When you make a small bird carry you to the next city.
When you can't look up.
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Post by: q.c.™ on November 29, 2008, 01:32
When you can only see yourself from an aerial view.

Or, when someone wants to talk to you you freeze until the appear behind you.
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Post by: Laprabi on November 29, 2008, 12:09
When you're stalked by news crews and you're the only one who is ever on the news.
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Post by: TvS|Tyranitar vs Something on November 30, 2008, 09:48
When you go around asking people to add apps to your watch.
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Post by: Lion Demon on November 30, 2008, 12:02
You only have 1 Speech to live to.
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Post by: Mystyc on November 30, 2008, 16:49
When, before you go to sleep, you say "Saving...Don't turn off the power."
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Post by: Laprabi on December 02, 2008, 19:00
When the only words you know are Yes and No.
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Post by: President Hawkeye on December 02, 2008, 19:35
When Pokemon plays YOU.
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Post by: Lion Demon on December 02, 2008, 19:51
You are eternal and cannot die.
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Post by: Cornhusker on December 04, 2008, 04:02
You know that you have played too much pokemon when you stop and observe before moving on in tall grass.
Posted on: December 04, 2008, 03:36
You know that you have played too much pokemon when you light some wood or plant material on fire and say,"It's super effective!"
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Post by: Laprabi on December 16, 2008, 17:56
When you see Magikarp in your sleep.
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Post by: Lion Demon on December 22, 2008, 20:40
When all you can stdy for your college life is Pokemon Pokemon and um...More pokemon
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Post by: Laprabi on December 23, 2008, 14:45
When there is nothing on TV except interviews.
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Post by: Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse on December 23, 2008, 14:47
if you see a cat with a scar on it's tail and go "OMG LYKE, SOMONES MUTATED ESPEON!"
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Post by: Lion Demon on December 24, 2008, 21:55
You see the difference between the regional people.
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Post by: .~:Sly Foxx:~. on December 25, 2008, 17:19
When... you join a forum so you can be surrounded by other pokemon-obsessed maniacs? 8D
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Post by: Lion Demon on December 25, 2008, 20:06
If your in sinnoh you have A Better lifestyle than A Kanto person.
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Post by: master1 on December 25, 2008, 20:37
When animals seem to appear at random out of tiny blades of grass.
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Post by: Lion Demon on December 25, 2008, 20:49
The hospital is always full of people yet it looks empty  :-/
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Post by: Legendary Catcher on December 25, 2008, 22:57
when random people give you hints about the world, even breaking the forth wall to do so.
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Post by: Eevee Kid on December 25, 2008, 23:00
When you become made of pure light, and shine in the dark like your DS screen o.O

or when you start calling milk "moo moo milk"
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Post by: Turner on December 26, 2008, 17:10
or when you start calling milk "moo moo milk"

I do that ^^

You know you've played too much pokemon when you can magically go backwards and forwards on a bike without turning.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on December 26, 2008, 19:58
When your facial expression never changes.
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Post by: Laprabi on December 28, 2008, 16:43
When you can sprint towards a giant lake without falling in. You just miraculously stop.
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Post by: The Hitcher™ - Because You're Worth It on December 30, 2008, 19:36
When you turn your cap around whenever you get yourself into a spot of bother.

When you leave home at 10 years old.

When your iPod is full of chiptune tracks.

You mindlessly pick berries from any compatible tree.
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Post by: Simirror on January 19, 2009, 20:59
when you call all asians Brock
That seemed racist.

Anyway, you know if you play Earthbound and you think PP stands for Power Points.

SO CLOSE!
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Post by: Oroskrochi on January 20, 2009, 20:11
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you start aging backwards.
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Post by: ~Evanscence~ on January 21, 2009, 01:52
Or if you hear a crash of some sort and shout, "It's Team Rocket!"
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Post by: master1 on January 21, 2009, 20:02
...When you think Ambipom's stats make up for how generally awful it is.

... When you think about Pokémon after a doctor shouts "stat!"
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Post by: Webby on January 21, 2009, 20:33
...When you think Ambipom's stats make up for how generally awful it is.

... When you realise Ambipom has a space at being a competitively good Pokémon.  =O
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Post by: Liam on January 21, 2009, 20:38
When you had more than 5 shiny Wurmples.

...

.__.;
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Post by: konkon_neko on January 24, 2009, 23:47
When you lose the ability to turn your head in any direction.

:3
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Post by: IceRain on January 25, 2009, 01:56
When your teacher asks what your plans for the weekend are and you say "im gonna raise my Leafeon up too about...hmm lvl 85." and he reply's "Hows your Luxray's training coming?" OR when your history teacher actually knows what pokemon your talking about when you talk about them.
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Post by: Laprabi on January 25, 2009, 13:21
When you forget to sleep.
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Post by: Webby on January 25, 2009, 16:39
When it is perfectly normal to be able to stand in the same position for a period of at least 24 hours without any movement or anyone questioning your motives for doing so.
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Post by: -Cora- on January 25, 2009, 18:09
When you notice that you and everyone else wears the same outfit every day.. without bathing or showering..
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Post by: Lucariojr on January 25, 2009, 18:31
When... you join a forum so you can be surrounded by other pokemon-obsessed maniacs? 8D

Is that supposed to mean something?

Ummm....

Hmm...

When you forget what you were about to say...?
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Post by: Eevee Kid on January 25, 2009, 21:06
When all the police officers and nurses look exactly the same.

When you start trying to EV train your pets.
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Post by: The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA on January 25, 2009, 21:11
When you keep a mental soundtrack that changes when you enter a new building/city/etc.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on January 27, 2009, 18:40
When the world appears flat and you only see a birds-eye view.
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Post by: Lion Demon on February 08, 2009, 09:18
That even if you stop thinking about pokemon there never will be out of your mind  :-/
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Post by: Tabuu Killer on February 08, 2009, 18:30
You expect to find an oran berry plant in your garden when you plant any random blueberry in soil
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Post by: Laprabi on February 10, 2009, 08:57
When you think problems are settled by making creatures fight each other.
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Post by: Webby2 on February 10, 2009, 16:13
When picking teams for football, you shout, I CHOOSE YOU! PIKACHU!! rather than a person.
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Post by: RachelPiplupLover on March 13, 2009, 12:40
When you are too scared to go swimming in the sea because you are afraid that a Gyrados might be there.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 13, 2009, 17:52
When you can't feel your legs because you never sit down.
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Post by: Freestyler on March 13, 2009, 17:54
-snip-

EVIL!

When you reach 999.59 in your games!

Edit by Dragonpika: nothing you've done wrong, just editing the rule-breaking quoted post out~
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Post by: jaze briena on March 13, 2009, 17:59
When you ride your bicycle down the road, your head moves from side to side and you can somehow fold it into your bag. :D
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Post by: Liam on March 14, 2009, 12:14
When you're still posting in this topic.

xD
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Post by: Lion Demon on March 15, 2009, 08:22
There is no such thing as politics  :P
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 15, 2009, 11:18
When you can only step in certain spots...
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Post by: TCoZ on March 15, 2009, 12:44
When you're terrified of long grass.
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Post by: Afro-Disiak on March 15, 2009, 12:56
When you try to reset for a triple flawless Cresselia
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Post by: Liam on March 15, 2009, 15:21
When diagonal is impossible.
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Post by: Webby2 on March 15, 2009, 15:22
When you actually think that resting will make you feel much better... oh wait it does?
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 15, 2009, 15:34
When you hear music wherever you go.

La-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la! La-la-la! La-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la! (Repeat)
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Post by: Webby on March 15, 2009, 15:36
When diagonal is impossible.

Or when it takes two seperate steps to go diagonally.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 15, 2009, 15:38
When you hear a "bump" sound when you walk into a wall.
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Post by: TCoZ on March 15, 2009, 16:14
When it's nearly impossible to change direction but much easier to change direction and move one step in that direction at the same time.
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Post by: Kona on March 15, 2009, 16:17
When your dog sometimes looks oddly coloured.
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Post by: Freestyler on March 15, 2009, 18:05
When you speak briary code
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 15, 2009, 21:47
When you never feel pain.
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Post by: jaze briena on March 15, 2009, 21:50
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you think you can send your items and pets into your computer ):
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on March 16, 2009, 23:31
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you think you can send your items and pets into your computer ):

I was gonna say that!

When you can go into a different dimension and walk on walls without get crushed or implode from pressure or break your neck. You are the only person to where a red hat. When little green hedgehogs can turn into white reindeer. When you're perts listen to a cd tey learn a new trick. When dogs can spit fire and cats can make money. When a human child can summon the creatures of the elements.
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Post by: Lucariojr on March 17, 2009, 01:38
When you have a child and it's first word is:

Pika!
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Post by: jaze briena on March 17, 2009, 01:55
When every fat guy you see is either a hiker or a Pokemon obsessed lovely person who still lives in his mom's basement (:
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on March 17, 2009, 02:37
When you can convert your ,pets into energy using a tennis ball, and you can use a tennis ball to try and make wild animals your pets
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Post by: Webby2 on March 17, 2009, 16:18
When every fat guy you see is either a hiker or a Pokemon obsessed lovely person who still lives in his mom's basement (:

Or just someone who is unbelievable taken over by technology (Pallet Town comes to mind). No wonder that bloke is fat, too busy playing on the computer or his Wii (going with Nintendo here, and I'm not saying that all people that do that are fat, just saying he does).
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on March 17, 2009, 21:55
When children can go to sleep by closing there DS.
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Post by: jaze briena on March 18, 2009, 03:07
When you start seeing signs posted up everywhere you go giving you tips about life.
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Post by: bulbazard on March 18, 2009, 18:47
When you're going through the fridge and instinctively say "butterr, I choose you!".
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Post by: Latias Tamer on March 18, 2009, 18:56
...When you expect to have a single sentence conversation with your friends...

...When you go to the local virgin active gym and challege the manager to a pokemon battle...
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 18, 2009, 19:10
When you walk slow and you walk in a way that looks like you have a limp.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on March 18, 2009, 19:33
When you can legally have a pet Komodo Dragon. When you fight the Leader of your country, their picture appears above your head with the word v.s next to it. When ever you enter into a new town, a sign appears that says where you are with a little background. When people talk, a box appears at your feet tellig you what they are saying.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 18, 2009, 21:15
When you hear a "Clink" sound whenever someone comes to the end of a sentence during an important event in your life.
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Post by: Webby2 on March 18, 2009, 21:44
When you throw a ball at a tree, hoping something would come out of it and cut it down.
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Post by: bulbazard on March 18, 2009, 21:55
When you hear a "Clink" sound whenever someone comes to the end of a sentence during an important event in your life.

Haha, that was genius. Gotta start listening out for that.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 18, 2009, 22:49
Haha, that was genius. Gotta start listening out for that.

Wow! Thanks! It only meant the cutcenes where you hear "Clink" when pressing the A button.



When you think only one city has lamposts!
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on March 19, 2009, 00:24
When animals start getting gender differences in one country.
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Post by: Laprabi on March 19, 2009, 21:20
When nothing happens after you reach a certain point in your life.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 19, 2009, 21:26
When you think puberty doesn't exist.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on March 19, 2009, 22:40
Whne you think that if you go to the deepest part of a volcano and then take out a magma rock then when you go back, Heatran will appear.
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Post by: Libra on March 20, 2009, 04:15
Obviously when dead beings protect freaky animals.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on March 20, 2009, 10:27
Obviously when dead beings protect freaky animals.

Explain that one.

When people stop growing at the age of 10.
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Post by: Sizacu on March 20, 2009, 16:04
When people stop growing at the age of 10.
I'd love that to happen ;P

When you spit out water and think 'Sizacu used Water Gun!'
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Post by: +anima: Cooro on March 20, 2009, 16:15
when your parents leave you alone at the age of 10 and you never need to go to school again until you've conquered every country with your 'magical animals'.
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Post by: Webby2 on March 20, 2009, 16:23
When you see a 10 year old going around with £1000000000 or however much it is, and men selling tails from defensive animals.
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Post by: Afro-Disiak on March 20, 2009, 18:07
When you purposely plan your route to Uni like a pokemon game, with each station being the gym leader and getting to Uni on time means you are the Champion....yeah I forgot my iPod.
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Post by: Utack and Swampy on March 21, 2009, 03:17
When people expect to see you with a ginat mudfish all the time~
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 21, 2009, 10:22
When people expect to see you with a ginat mudfish all the time~
But - you are with a giant mudfish all the time... In fact you sleep just 3 steps away from it...

When you don't blink.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on March 21, 2009, 14:47
When you can be right in someones face and still have room for your pets to fight there pets with fire balsts that go a billion miles long.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 21, 2009, 15:35
When you think that upon you spotting a wild animal, you expect it to move to the side then illuminate.
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Post by: Lion Demon on March 21, 2009, 21:01
theres A second life called shoddybattle!
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Post by: Laprabi on March 21, 2009, 21:18
When you hear a bumbing sound if you try to walk off the top of a cliff.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on March 22, 2009, 03:13
When you have no emotions. When you can't talk. When th only words you know are Yes and No. When you can't run in one counrty, but then in another one, you can't run until you mum gives you certain shoes.
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Post by: Webby2 on March 22, 2009, 09:28
When your Dad is married to your Mom, but they are never seen together, but are still in love, even if one isn't that fair from the other and is a Gym Leader, and that you don't really care about not seeing your Dad.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on March 22, 2009, 13:42
When the weather only changes every 3 years or so.
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Post by: Laprabi on March 29, 2009, 18:39
When you think that computers are only used as storage devices for Pokemon.
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Post by: Super Paper Arwing on April 08, 2009, 12:42
When everyone spend their life walking around pointlessly in towns.in circles.small circles.
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Post by: Freestyler on April 08, 2009, 12:50
when you reach 999:59 in your game.
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Post by: jaze briena on April 10, 2009, 19:28
When you go on a hunt for legendary, giant, ancient cats.
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Post by: Webby on April 10, 2009, 19:29
When a nurse is capable of living without ever leaving her desk. Ever.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on April 10, 2009, 20:46
When you can sleep while standing up. When poisoning can go away in seconds.
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Post by: Deceased on April 10, 2009, 20:48
When a small insect can massively hurt another animal more then a thousand times it's size.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer! Back by Popular Demand! on April 10, 2009, 20:52
When there is an infinite number of animals in that country, but almost none in another..
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Post by: r3do on April 13, 2009, 04:03
you know you have been palying too much pokemon when u post in this thread.
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Post by: Laprabi on April 13, 2009, 13:03
When an animal can never go extinct, no matter how many of them you kill.
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Post by: Deceased on April 13, 2009, 21:22
When an animal can never go extinct, no matter how many of them you kill.
Pokemon die in the game? Whenever I get a wild pokemon to run out of health it always tells me, "Wild Pokemon Fainted!"

You know you've played too much pokemon when people and animals appear to be small when your walking, but bigger when you get in a fight with someone.
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Post by: Gridbug on April 13, 2009, 21:30
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you say this to your teacher:

"Oh, it's not pollution that caused Global Warming, there was just a Gastly swarm that day. =D"
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Post by: serperior on April 18, 2009, 14:19
...when your dog dies, and you try to bring it back to life by putting a green diamond (revive) in its mouth
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Post by: Webby2 on April 18, 2009, 14:27
... you play a game with a friend and if you lose you end up going into a coma and waking up in a Vet/Hospital like in the Red and Blue days. Ah Red and Blue.
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Post by: Laprabi on April 18, 2009, 20:41
When you think everything in the world stops when you stop.
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Post by: Esper on April 18, 2009, 20:42
When you pay $500 to a pidgeon because it hate you pet caterpillar.

Oh Wormy... T-T
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Post by: Super Paper Arwing on April 18, 2009, 20:43
When an animal faints,it sinks through the floor.
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Post by: jaze briena on April 18, 2009, 21:02
... you go to a town and see the same people in the same place ALWAYS.
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Post by: Laprabi on May 16, 2009, 19:42
Where you can only say yes and no to anything.
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Post by: Liam on May 17, 2009, 11:44
When you can surf on top of Finneon, which is obviously smaller than you.
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Post by: Afro-Disiak on May 17, 2009, 11:59
When you don't question how your Crobat manages to survive, let alone attack a Clamperl while Diving underwater
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Post by: master1 on May 17, 2009, 12:41
When you actually think you have the Pokémon listed in the above posts.  :laugh:
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Post by: FastBro on May 17, 2009, 16:30
When you walk into peoples homes uninvited.
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Post by: +anima: Cooro on May 17, 2009, 16:59
whenever you run into an animal you pause for a second before hearing 'dundundundundunDUN DUN DUN, DUUN DUN DUN DUN doooodudududududuuu'
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Post by: Paul200 on May 17, 2009, 20:45
When you watch a dog show and think "I hope that Eevee gets into the finals".
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Post by: Dann Woolf on May 29, 2009, 15:34
When you end up being dragged off to the asylum by the men in white coats while screaming "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU" over and over again.
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Post by: thatskinnyidiot™ on May 30, 2009, 07:53
When you en up with fame and fortune, just because your pet cat fired lasers at a walking plant.
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Post by: Y2Jt on May 30, 2009, 11:06
You spend hours trying to ev train you greyhound and horse against bats so you can win all the races
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Post by: EMPIRE on May 31, 2009, 18:15
When you name your pets after pkmn and pretend to make them do attacks
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Post by: q.c.™ on June 15, 2009, 05:09
When you name your pets after pkmn and pretend to make them do attacks

That's not obsession, my friend, that's epic fail.
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Post by: Eevee Kid on June 15, 2009, 21:43
When you get asked for your name, all you can say or write is ....................  and somehow, they guess it.

When you start trying to squish your pet into a tennis ball.
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Post by: FastBro on June 15, 2009, 21:57
When you chuck tennis balls at dogs
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Post by: Gridbug on June 15, 2009, 22:58
You have been playing too much Pokemon if you ignore Bob Barker's advice to spay and neuter your pets and you keep breeding them until you encounter one that is oddly colored.
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Post by: Freestyler on June 18, 2009, 23:16
When the world revolves around you
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Post by: q.c.™ on June 19, 2009, 06:22
When the world revolves around you

Well then. I must always be playing Pokemon. QC ftw.



When you hear polyphonic music everywhere you go and it only stops or changes when you go in a building.
or
When you can pretty much walk to any place in the country in less than 5 minutes.
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Post by: Bluffy on June 19, 2009, 06:53
I hope it hasn't been taken.

When you go to sleep saying, "Saving.. Don't turn off the power."
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Post by: serperior on June 19, 2009, 07:41
when you think your pet hamster will evolve.
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Post by: master1 on June 19, 2009, 11:01
When anything more than ten steps away from you doesn't exist yet. (DPPt)
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Post by: Freestyler on June 19, 2009, 20:27
^ nice one.

When you run around throwimg tennis balls at small animals.
Posted on: June 19, 2009, 11:36
And when you run around throwing tennis balls at cats
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Post by: q.c.™ on June 19, 2009, 20:28
When you sign up on a pokemon fansite and deck out your profile with pokemon paraphernalia.
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Post by: Gridbug on June 19, 2009, 20:49
When you are able to travel around the country and shrug it off like it's your morning jog.
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Post by: q.c.™ on June 19, 2009, 20:53
When you are able to travel around the country and shrug it off like it's your morning jog.

I said that.

When you can pretty much walk to any place in the country in less than 5 minutes.

When you get mad in a topic that's about being obessed with Pokemon.
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Post by: serperior on June 19, 2009, 21:11
When your dog is asleep, you try to give it revives!
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Post by: Gridbug on June 19, 2009, 21:44
I said that.

Well, not the EXACT same thing. We each had our separate points.

When you get mad in a topic that's about being obessed with Pokemon.

You're one to talk... << >>
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Post by: q.c.™ on June 19, 2009, 21:47
You're one to talk... << >>

:dry: Yes I am.


You're obsessed when.. hold on.. OMG MY CAT IS EVOLVING? No!

*rapidly presses B on the keyboard*
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Post by: Derek on June 19, 2009, 22:53
when you ask your pet rock to kill itself
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Post by: q.c.™ on June 20, 2009, 05:24
You know you're obsessed when anything in the world can be broken down into 3 or 4 colours and then with a simple press of a button, the colours can be changed instantly.

"LOLZORS my house is coloured as a Blaziken =D"
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Post by: AliceBlaze on June 23, 2009, 11:42
When you come across wild animals and you hope to find one that's a different colour than the others.
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Post by: Spook on June 23, 2009, 17:45
When before you check into a safari you DEMAND Some Bait/Rocks and Safari Balls.
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Post by: serperior on June 23, 2009, 18:06
When you are playing pokemon outside with your friends, and you take it too far and set a bird on fire and say "Look, It's Moltres!"
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Post by: Spook on June 23, 2009, 18:09
When you are playing pokemon outside with your friends, and you take it too far and set a bird on fire and say "Look, It's Moltres!"
^ Surely that should be in a different topic.
"You know you're a psychotic Moron when..."

Anyways.
You know youve played to much pokemon when you pick berries off trees and Force feed your pets them.
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Post by: q.c.™ on June 23, 2009, 18:37
When you can stuff your pets into a computer.


Or when you only need 2.5 seconds of sleep to be fully refreshed.
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Post by: Spook on June 24, 2009, 13:52
When Your grandfather Forgets your name, Gender and what time it is.
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Post by: IceRain on July 03, 2009, 09:03
Alright I'm offically creeped out now. How can 5 guest all view this topic...AT THE SAME TIME! Guest Viewing the Topic: You know you've played too much pokemon when... at 1:00:34 ._.
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Post by: serperior on July 03, 2009, 09:46
When you go to the park and there is a wasp and you think it's a Beedrill, so you throw your toy poke ball at it while all your friends run away, and it just gets angry and keeps stinging you
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Webby on July 03, 2009, 22:33
You know you've played too much Pokémon when a 10 year old thinks they can walk into a shop and buy animal repellent with their pocket money. And use it. Legally.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: IceRain on July 04, 2009, 07:13
When you become addicted to a pokemon fan site forum, and stay up till two in the morning on it. You then want to limit yourself but you just can't...=>
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Mr shadow on July 04, 2009, 07:49
when you walk up to the tree in your front yard and slather honey on it, hoping it will attract a heracross.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on July 04, 2009, 11:20
You know you've played too much Pokémon when you catch fish, rip their scales off and attempt to give them to a strange man, hoping he'll 'teach an old dog new tricks'.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Caldoran on July 04, 2009, 11:21
When you take more than 3 seconds to think of the correct name for a sparrow, which is not spearow.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Y2Jt on July 06, 2009, 16:19
When your on this forum insead of doing your english coursework which is in for tommorow
(me) :-/
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: TheDrifter on July 09, 2009, 06:35
You know you've played too much Pokémon when you actually get to believe that you can earn your living by making your pets battle all the time instead of getting a job.

It's sad how life s**ks at times, eh?  :(
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Bluffy on July 10, 2009, 02:25
When you sit on your pet parakeet and command it to fly to the next town over.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EMPIRE on July 10, 2009, 14:26
When you start hallucinating and seeing Pokemon every where...or is that little or no sleep induced?
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on July 10, 2009, 14:56
Your pets end up unconsious and you run to the last vet you were at, which could be in another country, instead of the one a few blocks down.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Sir Geeks A Lot on July 12, 2009, 23:55
You know you've played too much Pokémon when you beat people up and then expect them to give you money for it.  ::)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Freestyler on July 13, 2009, 00:50
Some of these are really good =]

When there is no such things as cars in-game.

When you think life is a game of fun and square moving tricks =}

Wait a minute what the hell did I just say there?

Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Zak on July 13, 2009, 16:26
When you've been playing it for so long, you fall asleep with your DS in your hand

and

when you start wondering why pokemon isnt real and start believing it is a better place than our world ((lets face it it is))
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on July 13, 2009, 20:26
when you call a diseased mouse with yellow fur pikachu, amd give it an electric shock if it is unconscious
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EMPIRE on July 13, 2009, 20:29
When you go to the hospital and ask for nurse joy.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Kairou on July 13, 2009, 21:10
When you start trying to remember what types and movesets your friends and family have when you get really tired.
Yes, I've done this... for a good five minutes at a time, too, before going "Wait, what. No." >.<
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Zak on July 14, 2009, 09:14

When you sing various pokemon tunes whilst walking around
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on July 14, 2009, 13:37
When you think the vet is free.
When you think there is an invisible forcefield stopping you from jumping off buildings and mountains.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 14, 2009, 22:21
when you expect your cat to shoot coins at a mouse...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on July 16, 2009, 04:07
When you start shouting, "Go Wurmple! Go!" at a Twinkie or some sort of worm like food or object.

And yes, I did that, in the middle of a really, and I mean, REALLY big crowd.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Bluffy on July 16, 2009, 04:34
When you get lost in a cave, you take out a piece of rope and start spinning at a fast speed, thinking you'll get out of there.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: TheWierdOne on July 16, 2009, 11:51
When you start calling a seagull, a wingull
and think a rhino is a rhyhorn
The list goes on here.

And when you sit watching television waiting for the next announcement of the pokemon league.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on July 16, 2009, 19:58
When telivision('s): has about four programs on it and these just repeat themselves over and over again.
                           has programs that mainly include you.
                           are always left on.

When your pets faint and you expect to 'white out' and be teleported to the last vet you were at.
When you try to climb a mountain, swim through three lakes, go inside a volcano, and travel around the world without the use of an airplane to try catch legendary pokemon.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 16, 2009, 22:53
When you sing various pokemon tunes whilst walking around
lol. I've done that. Ecruteak City in the morining!

when you play a flute to make your pets wake up.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on July 16, 2009, 23:41
When you make sprites of all your family and friends and make a fake game scene out of them.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: EMPIRE on July 17, 2009, 00:11
When you start having a crush on Whitney D=
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on July 19, 2009, 23:03
When you try to sit on a fish tell it to dive, and expect to be able to breathe underwater.
When you think that if you rest, your pets will feel better.
When you go into a cave, move boulders around, go out the cave, re-enter the cave and expect the boulders to have magically movedback into there first positions.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Evil Rampy on July 19, 2009, 23:50
When you try to sit on a fish tell it to dive, and expect to be able to breathe underwater.
When you think that if you rest, your pets will feel better.
When you go into a cave, move boulders around, go out the cave, re-enter the cave and expect the boulders to have magically movedback into there first positions.

Hehe, I love these. ^^  ;D
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Zak on July 20, 2009, 00:19
You know you play too much pokemon when you have a giant pokemon cardboard cut-out in your room of giratina and your room is decorated with previous GAME related items xP
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on July 20, 2009, 00:21
You know you've played too much Pokemon when if you can't fit into a small space, you blame an invisible Keckleon.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: TheWierdOne on July 20, 2009, 02:36
When you throw a pokeball at someone's head and expect them to get sucked into it.
(Of course all you get out of it is a smack in the face, but still, one day...*grumbles*)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Zak on July 20, 2009, 12:17
Everybody stop making fun of me! Dx

Im not....i actually do............srlsy!

you know you have played to much pokemon when you try and make you dog go into a computer.....
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: q.c.™ on July 21, 2009, 05:47
When you can find pretty much anything you want underground.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Liam on July 21, 2009, 11:21
^I want a damn Feebas, I can't find one of them underground. ;[

I get what you're saying though. :s
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on September 27, 2009, 02:59
You know you've played way to much Pokemon when you fall in a random hold and blame Team Rocket. And also those stupid twerps for not falling in first.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Stmacl on September 27, 2009, 20:10
...When you throw your cat at a tree expecting the cat to cut it down
When everytime you go for a walk with your dog and see another dog say " Houndoom use bite "
when you go to the zoo and tell the kids that a lion is called Luxray and a Girraffes real name is Giraffarig
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Game Fortress on September 28, 2009, 16:39
When you turn down a hot date to get your Charizard to level 100
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on September 29, 2009, 20:56
When you think making your pets fight is a proffesion.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: ginrei on September 29, 2009, 21:00
I keep reading the name of the Welsh racetrack Ffos Las as "Froslass" whenever I'm at work D:
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on September 29, 2009, 21:04
When you go into a zoo and all you can think of is 'What animals can they base pokemon off of next?' I am guilty of this.....
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Eivana on October 04, 2009, 10:47
When you wake up one morning and discover that you would much rather date a Pokemon character than your real life boyfriend/girlfriend.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on October 18, 2009, 12:28
When the old guy who's standing in front of you, cant tell if youre a girl or a boy.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Pokeapache on October 18, 2009, 14:44
When the old guy who's standing in front of you, cant tell if youre a girl or a boy.
Pokemon stunts growth hormones now? jeez.

also the amount of typos in this thread is getting lolworthy.

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you put on your resume, under charity work: saved the world from Team Rocket, Magma, Aqua, and Galactic.
You know your boss has played too much Pokemon when he HIRES you because of that! =)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on October 18, 2009, 19:09
When you can train a lv1 to lv100 in 10 minutes.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: +anima: Cooro on October 19, 2009, 09:27
when you attempt to catch an eagle so it can fly you to school :3
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Pandemonium on October 19, 2009, 09:37
When you camp out in your garden waiting for the plants to get up and walk around... so you can throw little balls at them.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: zorro1 on November 12, 2009, 01:38
you have a Nintendo DS.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on November 15, 2009, 10:13
When you try yo find a Pidgey in your garden.

*Goes to look for one*
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: SurfingPikachu on November 15, 2009, 13:36
When you hear the sound of a UFO and think it's a Kricketune.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: MrCoffeeCream on November 17, 2009, 23:48
When you see your friend spitting and say "stop using water gun!"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: zorro1 on November 18, 2009, 01:03
You post RIGHT here!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: master1 on November 18, 2009, 20:45
When you can watch someone binge drink all night, then stand behind them when they puke in an allyway and shout "Becky used Toxic!"
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on November 18, 2009, 20:49
It's ridiculous really how many people have posted on this topic.
Oh well
you know you've played too much pokémon when you thing electrocuting your dead mouse will revive it
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: MOP on November 18, 2009, 20:56
When you keep bugs (an ant farm for me) in your room to keep away ghosts.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: En garde...voir on December 17, 2009, 20:57
When you watch electric soldier porygon 5 times in a row knowing what will happen.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: MangaDragon on December 18, 2009, 01:52
when you start hearing the video game music while you're doing something completely unrelated to teh game and when the chars appear in your dreams (its happened to me many times)
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Newo1202 on December 19, 2009, 00:34
When you do something great (earn a medal of something) and the Hall Of Fame credits and theme song start playing in your head  :laugh:
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Bluffy Destroyer on December 21, 2009, 01:50
You play Platinum.  Haha...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Avian on December 21, 2009, 01:57
When you throw out all your electric equipment thinking a rotom will posess them.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: En garde...voir on December 21, 2009, 02:02
When you move house the first thing you do is set your clock
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on December 21, 2009, 10:52
You play Platinum.  Haha...
wow, that was funny
*sarcasm
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on December 21, 2009, 20:58
When someone breaks into your house, steals all your belongings and you shout 'come back with my platinum!'
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: En garde...voir on December 21, 2009, 21:29
When the only things on TV are things your parents might like.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Afro-Disiak on December 21, 2009, 22:11
When you beat your friend, who stopped playing pokemon about 6 months ago, to 999:59 on Platinum and then ring him up and let him know. YEAH.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Freestyler on December 23, 2009, 01:20
When you convert religion to respecting pixelised icons.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Torchickens on January 31, 2010, 16:02
When you actually bother to find out what the Professor says when you have over 151/251 Pokémon in the dex on Pokémon Red/Blue/Gold/Silver. On R/B/Y oak says a load of garbage lol, whilst on G/S/C he just acts like you have 250/251.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on February 18, 2010, 13:12
whenever you go into the dining room your mom is always sitting at the dining room table never moving,
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Ferox on February 18, 2010, 16:19
You know you've played far too much Pokemon when you go blind, deaf and your brain turns to mulch.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: The Penguin Vampire on February 28, 2010, 05:08
when your chucking pidgeons at strangers proclaiming "pidgey used tackle"
when you actually believe if you train your mouse up enough then it'll be able to beat elephants,kangaroos, whales, dinosaurs, alligators, dragons and lets not forget GIANT ROCK SNAKES
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Petzbreeder on March 02, 2010, 13:04
when you start hearing the video game music while you're doing something completely unrelated to the game

OMG! That happened to me once!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Mushroom on March 02, 2010, 14:02
OMG! That happened to me once!

Happened to me today, I got the Route 1 music in my head as I was walking to ASDA
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on March 02, 2010, 17:36
Mushroom, I hear the Tetris theme in my head occasionally. 'Tis awesome.

When you think you are in the game.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Voltorb2005 on March 12, 2010, 23:11
when you walk  into the local gym and demand a battle.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Sckewi on March 12, 2010, 23:40
When you buy Pokémon cuddly toys and throw them at your friends shouting "Go! Pikachu! Go Swampert!".*

*Please don't actually do this.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on March 13, 2010, 17:59
When you can still think of original things to post in this topic.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Ya-Yah on March 13, 2010, 18:56
You know you've played too much pokemon when you try to carry your pets around on your belt.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Apprentice on March 13, 2010, 19:05
When you can still think of original things to post in this topic.

You know you've played too much when you claim to have remakes of the fifth generation main games.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: AliceBlaze on March 13, 2010, 21:49
You're hoping for not only a R/S remake in generation 5 but also a FR/LG/Yellow remake.

Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on March 15, 2010, 18:19
When you lock yourself in your room and cry for 3 days straight because you accidentally knocked out a shiny.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on March 15, 2010, 20:08
You contemplate suicide because you lost your DS, with your copy of Platinum inside it.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: AliceBlaze on March 17, 2010, 11:18
You take your pokewalker to a gym or a marathon.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Ya-Yah on March 20, 2010, 19:25
When your parents think that 10 is an appropriate age for you to leave home and roam the country, challenging people to fights.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: AliceBlaze on March 20, 2010, 21:13
You think it's alright to just talk to strangers and walk into their houses expecting to get something.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on March 20, 2010, 21:24
When you think that the only criminals in existance are Bikers and Team Rocket.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Turner on March 21, 2010, 01:34
When you throw your pokewalker at your cat's face and say "WILD <pet's name> FLED!" as it runs away terrorised and traumatised.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: AliceBlaze on March 21, 2010, 13:36
When you're at a zoo or safari park, you throw stones, food and pokeballs at the animals.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on March 22, 2010, 19:23
When you change your clock and are surprised to find that time itself hasn't actually changed.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on March 22, 2010, 20:29
When you try to hug a baby bear, thinking it's a Teddiursa. Then you try to hug a big bear, thinking it's an Ursaring.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on March 23, 2010, 00:31
When you say something rather dumb or obvious and you expect a large sweatdrop to appear on the side of everyone's head.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on March 23, 2010, 16:27
Whenever someone helps you do something, you see a black bar with their picture in it.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on March 27, 2010, 18:53
when you're beating someone up in a narrow corridor you expect your friends to just stand in a row behind you
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Spook on March 27, 2010, 19:06
When you wake up at 9:00 am. Pick up your DS. and realise you're still playing Pokemon at 7pm.

 ^.^
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: 1794mew on March 27, 2010, 20:35
When you're not worried when an old lady who is living alone with one bed keeps asking you to stay. I swear I will get you arrested damn D/P/Pt Lady you mark my words!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Paul200 on March 27, 2010, 23:06
When you're not worried when an old lady who is living alone with one bed keeps asking you to stay. I swear I will get you arrested damn D/P/Pt Lady you mark my words!

That made me laugh. :]

Umm.. When you practically run into your local gamestation, grab a copy of SoulSilver, take out your phone and say "yeah, mom, I got the game for Molly's birthday. You so owe me.." Loud enough for anyone near you to hear.
Then pay for it, hoping none of your friends will see you.

I SO did not do that. Dx
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on March 27, 2010, 23:10
When these two thoughts are running through your mind:

- Most of these actions are stupid. I probably would never do anything like that... << >>

- I can't wait to get that event Darkrai... 8D


When you're not worried when an old lady who is living alone with one bed keeps asking you to stay. I swear I will get you arrested damn D/P/Pt Lady you mark my words!

Isn't she just in R/S/E, or is she in D/P/Pt, too? Because I think I know who you're talking about. @___@
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: 1794mew on March 27, 2010, 23:21
Yes shes in D/P/Pt at the base of the mountain with Heatran in. I currently have Scizor on patrol with me one HG incase I find another one, she will be stopped!
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Gridbug on March 27, 2010, 23:22
Oh... You mean the Rest Stop lady, right?

Good heavens, she's annoying. D:
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: RyoMashii on March 29, 2010, 15:21
When you expect to break a rock and find an item INSIDE of the rock. When It can be pouring rain in one area, and bright and sunny only about half a kilometer away. And when sunny day works at night  :tongue2:
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on March 29, 2010, 19:03
When there are certain areas in the world where it doesn't stop raining, but every where else it's sunny.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on March 30, 2010, 16:28
When taking 2 steps into a new town can instantly change the weather and the music you're listening to.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on March 30, 2010, 23:16
When you don't need to go back to the first page for ideas.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: AliceBlaze on March 31, 2010, 11:05
You exchange phone numbers with strangers and expect to chat with them.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much digimon when...
Post by: RyoMashii on April 01, 2010, 01:52
When you are being controlled by someone who forces you to capture and raise animals, feed them berries that you find, and put them in life risking situations on a daily basis.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much digimon when...
Post by: SilverHeartStar on April 01, 2010, 14:48
My favourite anime is called "When Cicadas Cry". I was trying to recommend it to a friend the other day, but all that came out was "When Nincadas Cry", I really need to stop playing Pokemon as often.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Laprabi on April 01, 2010, 17:19
^http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Nincada_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29#Origin (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Nincada_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29#Origin)

Your mistake makes some sense, it would seem.

When you have learned most of the words you know from a Pokemon game.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much digimon when...
Post by: ParaSky on April 01, 2010, 17:29
...You call mice pikas and you call cats meouths.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: zezemanoob on April 01, 2010, 23:27
you know you've played to mutch pokemon when you throw vairious animals at a little boy dressed in red screaming I AM THE CHAMPION!!! >:()
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: lugia95 on April 02, 2010, 21:42
When you expect everyone to love pokemon.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: 1794mew on April 02, 2010, 21:49
When you spend 12 hours stood infront of Ho-oh, finally get it asleep but reset because after if woke up it coulnd't take out a level 30 Pidgeotto. -is stressed-
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: akira95 on April 04, 2010, 02:01
when you wake up with your DS in your hand still on
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: CrimsonalCore on April 04, 2010, 02:52
Because I treated my pet as a Pokemon. D: Is that wrong?
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: RyoMashii on April 04, 2010, 04:23
Blazer: When you talk to yourself in you backyard about what you next team should be!
Me: STOP TALKING ABOUT ME! Rawr...
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: ultimatedoom on April 04, 2010, 11:03
when you think you will run out of steps when you go to a safari.
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on April 05, 2010, 21:59
when you run away from home, go to your local scince intstiute, ask for an eloctronic encyclopedia of the all the animals in the world as well as a dog to protect you as you go on an adventure to capture every single animal species in beachballs
Title: Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...
Post by: 1794mew on April 05, 2010, 22:04
when you run away from home, go to your local scince intstiute, ask for an eloctronic encyclopedia of the all the animals in the world as well as a dog to protect you as you go on an adventure to capture every single animal species in beachballs
I did that once okay! Stop going on about it >.<

When you get an electric shock from a railing and thing "Handrail used Thundershock"
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on April 07, 2010, 20:58
congratulation 1794, you just pushed the posts to the 100th page!
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Post by: cdjelamade on April 08, 2010, 05:19
you stop eating sushi because eating Remoraid, Goldeen, Magikarp, Finneon, and barboach is JUST MEAN!!!!!
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Post by: ShiraBliss on April 08, 2010, 11:32
Bad aromas from the faucets remind you of Muk and Grimer before you realize you should call the plumber.
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Post by: Y2Jt on April 08, 2010, 20:44
You've read all 100 pages and agree with 50+%
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Post by: cdjelamade on April 08, 2010, 22:28
you look on the web for information about upcoming pokemon games
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Post by: ShiraBliss on April 09, 2010, 08:10
You only just got SS or HG and you already want the new Black and White versions to be released in Japan later this year D|
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Post by: Ya-Yah on April 09, 2010, 18:27
Is it REALLY possible to play too much pokemon?! I think not.  O0
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on April 09, 2010, 18:59
when you think it's impossible to play too much pokemon
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Post by: cdjelamade on April 09, 2010, 19:09
you remember looking forward to pokemon yellow coming out the next summer
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Post by: Sizacu on April 09, 2010, 21:55
you think that 99+ super repels can fit into a small pocket inside your bag.
(*stares at the male hero's items pocket*)
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Post by: Ya-Yah on April 09, 2010, 22:28
when you think it's impossible to play too much pokemon

Someone obviously has problems sensing sarcasm...
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Post by: Paul200 on April 09, 2010, 22:47
Sarcasm doesn't transfer well over text! When you automatically think of Professor Oak when you see an old dude in a white coat. /:
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Post by: RyoMashii on April 10, 2010, 18:16
When you think you can't leave the room if someone has giant red ant with them...
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 10, 2010, 18:41
You only just got SS or HG and you already want the new Black and White versions to be released in Japan later this year D|

So very, very guilty of that.

...you look at the grass in your lawn and think "I wonder what pokemon I'll encounter there?"
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Post by: lugia95 on April 13, 2010, 19:55
When you break up with all your friends and your boy/girlfriend just because they said 'I don't like pokemon'.
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Post by: EMPIRE on April 13, 2010, 20:45
When you turn the game off and you can still hear the music faintly.

This happens to me a lot.
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Post by: Snagprophet on April 14, 2010, 00:23
When you get knocked out text appears saying '**** blacked out!' then some time later the text mysteriously changes to 'whited out!'
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Post by: lugia95 on April 14, 2010, 08:41
When you turn the game off and you can still hear the music faintly.

This happens to me a lot.

Same to me. I once turned off my Platinum and could still here the msic for about five minutes.
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Post by: Laprabi on April 19, 2010, 19:17
When you know the names of all of them.
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Post by: saillith on April 19, 2010, 19:53
When your Pokemon begin to have a better sex life than you whilst staying in the Daycare.
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Post by: AliceBlaze on April 19, 2010, 20:04
When your Pokemon begin to have a better sex life than you whilst staying in the Daycare.
lol Good one.

When you change the music that you're listening to when you get on your bike.
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Post by: cdjelamade on April 19, 2010, 22:18
you know the location of all the pokemon in each game ><
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Post by: President Hawkeye on April 20, 2010, 21:00
When your Steelix starts to talk in a comical Australian accent.
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Post by: ParaSky on April 25, 2010, 11:46
When you become enemies with pepole who don't like pokemon.
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Post by: cdjelamade on April 26, 2010, 15:37
When you can recognize the letter each Unknown represents
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Post by: AliceBlaze on April 26, 2010, 20:10
When you see the letters P and K together in the same word, you think of pkmn.
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Post by: Specstile on April 26, 2010, 20:15
When you turn the game off and you can still hear the music faintly.

This happens to me a lot.
OMG this happened to me with the day care town in platinum! I sometimes hear that crap song and im like is my ds on? Im like im going wierd XD

You know when you have played too much pokemon when you start lecturing to the class all about it in ict and everybody including the teacher is listening. It was very educational for them.
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Post by: lugia95 on April 26, 2010, 20:47
When you actually laughed at the ''impossibility'' of this topic's title.
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Post by: Normandy on May 02, 2010, 02:52
You know you've played too much pokemon when you're trying to go to sleep, yet can't because you can hear the pokemon theme music.
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Post by: Spriter on May 03, 2010, 18:08
When you fall in try to download the songs played during the credits of pokemon films :???
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Post by: Mo Joe on May 07, 2010, 12:28
You know you've been playing to much Pokemon when you and your friends come to school with animals you've found in the local forest, put them in a cage and start yelling commands at them like ' USE SCRATCH!!!' and 'dodge, DODGE!!!'.
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Post by: Wss is 593 on May 21, 2010, 16:23
... You're into the latest stuff.

I'm that kinda kid.
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Post by: SilverHeartStar on May 21, 2010, 16:35
When someone says the name of an animal, your mind instantly translates it to a Pokemon based on that animal.
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Post by: lugia95 on May 21, 2010, 16:57
When 90% of the things you say start with "To quote (insert pokemon character here)...
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Post by: SilverHeartStar on May 26, 2010, 17:12
When you regularly daydream about Pokemon being real.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 26, 2010, 18:22
when you get a peice of metel and say "use iron tail!"
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on May 26, 2010, 18:30
When you think of Iron Tail during astronomy learning about the Ion Tail of a comet
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Post by: pichuvolttackle on May 27, 2010, 00:04
when you hear pokemon music everywhere!
haha it happens to me all the time
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Post by: Scott and Ditto on May 27, 2010, 14:03
You're all nuts.

Just kidding. :P
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Post by: Avian on May 27, 2010, 14:29
When playing with your dog, it licks you, and you say "Clare used lick! It's super effective!"
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Post by: Ferox on May 27, 2010, 16:53
You start calling you pet hamster 'Bidoof'.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 28, 2010, 21:53
your mum finds out you kept a pack of 'tinymushrooms'
O_O
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Post by: Catstorm on May 29, 2010, 00:44
When you think of a Pokemon equivalent for everyone.

I do that.
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Post by: Pokethunder on June 04, 2010, 17:31
When you throw your pokewalker expecting your pokemon to pop out
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Post by: baths on June 06, 2010, 18:17
When you take your pokewalker with you everywhere...

and lose it. >_<'
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on June 06, 2010, 18:27
When you are reading Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief and come to the part where Zeus and Poseidon are fighting and thin "Shouldn't Zeus beat Poseidon because Water is weak to Electric?".

Lol...I actually thought this.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on June 06, 2010, 18:33
When you are playing it at like 1-2 in the morning (not yet gone to sleep). Everything on screen goes fuzzy. You are forced to save (just about) and turn it off. I did that once abot three years ago and fell asleep five minuites later. That caused a big head ache in the morning.

When you are reading Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief and come to the part where Zeus and Poseidon are fighting and think "Shouldn't Zeus beat Poseidon because Water is weak to Electric?".

Lol...I actually thought this.

I just finished reading that and i thought that too. It's simple logic to the water Vs. electric thing. Water is the best thing to condust electricity.
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Post by: Ferox on June 06, 2010, 18:42
^Same.^

You know you've played too much pokemon when you start to think 'It's supereffective!' when a crow starts pulling up the grass.
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Post by: Gusparce on June 08, 2010, 01:28
...You know you have played too much Pokemon when you hear Pokemon songs out of the nowhere when you know no one is playing. Not that i'm saying i've heard that he...he..he *Nervous laughter.* Or when you name your bird Chatot. 0-0 Not that I named him that......!
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on June 08, 2010, 17:59
I just finished reading that and i thought that too. It's simple logic to the water Vs. electric thing. Water is the best thing to condust electricity.
yes, but if you dunked an electric thing in water, surely it would short circuit and blow up or something? and all the water would still be there...

You know when you've played too much pokemon when you still play when you're 13. When you go over 13, you either have to play it too much or not at all in my world.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on June 08, 2010, 18:15
But if the water could feel it, it would hurt. alot.

You know you play too much Pokemon if you start compairing animals and Pokemon without thinking about it.
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Post by: HipHop Honchkrow on June 10, 2010, 22:16
You post onto this topic  :???
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Post by: Moon Chaser on June 11, 2010, 19:07
Yes The only reason you post is if you can think of something
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on June 12, 2010, 15:45
you know you have been playing pokemon to much when you get confused as to why you can't fit a bike in your bag.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on June 16, 2010, 18:37
You know you've played to much Pokemon when.. when you give a thousand pounds to somebody everytime they beat you up.
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Post by: SilverHeartStar on June 20, 2010, 19:55
When you become emotionally attached to your Pokemon on your game.
I'm SO guilty of this.
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Post by: AlphaBetaDelta on June 22, 2010, 11:24
You have a pet parrot named Charap.
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Post by: Pokemon Isshu Lover 593 on June 26, 2010, 00:54
 O0 O0 O0When you envision that a person who's sick has their pet sick 1st, and the sick pet has pokerus.
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Post by: Bluffy on July 02, 2010, 01:44
When you turn on the radio expecting Buena's Password to come on.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on July 02, 2010, 23:27
when you name pets after pokemon
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Post by: draghost999 on July 03, 2010, 02:02
You go into your school's gym and ask the gym coach for a badge.
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Post by: Pokemon Isshu Lover 593 on July 03, 2010, 03:02
You PHAYL when someone mispronounces a pokemon's name. :sad:
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Post by: draghost999 on July 03, 2010, 19:05
You turn on your computer to watch Dragon Ball Z Kai episodes that you missed when you accidentaly go on a pokemon website without noticing.
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Post by: Afro-Disiak on July 03, 2010, 20:13
your mum finds out you kept a pack of 'tinymushrooms'
O_O

ahahaha

Umm... when you go back to the old pokemon games just to fill in the time until the new ones come around...
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Post by: MOP on July 21, 2010, 23:13
Er? When you throw balls at things?
Yeah I can't think of anything new so here's my previous attempt.
You throw your hamster at a cat and tell it to use thunderbolt.

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Post by: Gusparce on July 21, 2010, 23:17
When you name a Lovebird that looks like Chatot, Chatot. Yes...I dared.
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Post by: draghost999 on July 22, 2010, 02:39
Someone asks you what your favorite berry is and you answer Oran Berry. :D
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Post by: Pokeapache on July 22, 2010, 03:46
When you go around posting uselessly on a Pokemon Forum because you're clearly way too in love with it. like, it is the pr0n equivalent of your nerdy life.

or, you know, when you start feeling like a l33t guy and you take it too far- going around spreading 'glitches' in the games that aren't actually there, just to see who will fall for it.

Note: this is a bad idea, don't do it. you look silly! Just go play your games some more <3
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Post by: Gridbug on July 22, 2010, 04:09
When you go paranoid over your Pokewalker and spend literally hours trying to get your watt count up so that you can get more tries at nabbing a third Dratini so you can finally live your life in peace until the next day. The matter is so important at the moment that it dominates any other thought and you stay up nearly half an hour past your bedtime in order to accomplish this goal.

...
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Post by: lugia95 on July 28, 2010, 22:48
When youve played your games so much you can get a pokemon to lv 100 with your eyes shut.
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Post by: draghost999 on July 29, 2010, 01:14
When you Karate Chop a tree thinking that you're a Machoke using Karate Chop. When you get on a tree thinking it's a Tropius.
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Post by: SuperKingBender on July 29, 2010, 05:33
When your hanging out with your girlfriend at the park and then u bring out your DS nd play Pokemon  :tongue2:
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Post by: M, P, T: F. F. Isshu on July 29, 2010, 08:18
All: ... ... We can't think of ANYTHING.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on July 29, 2010, 10:17
When your hanging out with your girlfriend at the park and then u bring out your DS nd play Pokemon  :tongue2:

When you're out on a date, some of your topics of discussion include: your enthusiasm for playing Pokemon, a list of your favorite Pokemon and why, your most epic battle while playing Pokemon, and how much gen 5 will disappoint you if it feels like your playing Digimon instead of Pokemon.

... thank God the person I was with was a Poketard too xD
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 29, 2010, 18:48
When you think you can only speak to your friends in a certain room.
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Post by: Spinner on August 07, 2010, 11:28
When you can recall and play the game tracks in your head for riding a bicycle, boarding a ferry, entering a gym etc.
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Post by: zezemanoob on August 07, 2010, 13:29
when you think your a machop  and stamp down land for all eternity for a bankrupt old man
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Post by: draghost999 on August 07, 2010, 14:30
When you take some cotton and cover your pet bluebird with cotton to make it look like swablu for halloween. The next day you stuff a bunch of Wasabi Green peas in the bluebird's mouth, the spicy peas make your bluebird have a spicy breath and you say," Swablu use Dragonbreath!"
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Post by: q.c.™ on August 07, 2010, 21:50
I think I've said this before..

When you think about a fight between Ursula and Maleficent and you honestly believe that Ursula will win because she's Water typed and Maleficent is Fire typed.

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Post by: Avian on August 08, 2010, 02:48
^Silly, Maleficent is dragon typed.

When you use something at the wrong place or wrong time, and old guy in your head scolds you for it.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 08, 2010, 08:06
When animals yell at you when you find them. Ah yes, and when the first thing you do when yo get a new pet is see if it is holding something of no value.
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Post by: q.c.™ on August 09, 2010, 03:05
When you reply to your own comment in this thread with this:

^Silly, Maleficent is dragon typed.

Dragon/Fire. Ursula would be Water/Dark methinks, and be able to learn Ice moves so Maleficent would still be pwn'd.
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Post by: MOP on August 30, 2010, 13:02
You think giving your pet some lemonade will make up for masive blood loss.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 31, 2010, 22:11
When you pour fresh water on your pet cat when hit by a car.
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Post by: Spinner on September 02, 2010, 20:28
When somebody says "Ditto" you immediately think of the pokémon.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 02, 2010, 23:09
^^ YES. lady on GMTV (Yes news) said it, First thing I thought was "little pink blob".
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Post by: draghost999 on September 03, 2010, 19:23
When you find a big rock shaped like an egg and you think a rock type pokemon is going to hatch from there. ::)
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Post by: PiPlUp_94 on September 03, 2010, 19:25
When you go into Waterstones and wonder why they aren't selling any waterstones, only books.
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Post by: draghost999 on September 03, 2010, 19:32
When your mom is preparing blueberries for you on a plate you say," You're supposed to put the Oran Berries in a Berry Blender."
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Post by: q.c.™ on September 09, 2010, 01:14
when everytime you hear anything that remotely references pokemon you start throwing out random pokefacts in a PokeNerdgasm that should be in the record books.
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Post by: spritey on January 08, 2011, 04:18
when your teacher tells you to write an essay but you write it in the Unknown language.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 08, 2011, 15:14
Your teacher tells you to research about history 100 years ago and you find out about the Hero of Oblivia.
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Post by: aer_dingus on January 10, 2011, 01:49
you expect everyone to wear the same clothes everyday.
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Post by: MOP on January 13, 2011, 20:50
You spend time showing your housemates funny pokemon videos on youtube.  :)
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Post by: spritey on January 14, 2011, 00:44
When you dress up as Pikachu for Halloween.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 14, 2011, 16:22
When you take a microwave,put a orange ball in,turn it on and expect the microwave to magically become a Rotom.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on January 14, 2011, 21:17
Isn't it obvious? When your overall game time is over 100 hours? duh! :D
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on January 14, 2011, 21:31
Isn't it obvious? When your overall game time is over 100 hours? duh! :D
allso, if were doing the obvious, when everybody you know says "you play too much pokemon"
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Post by: lugia95 on January 14, 2011, 21:55
When every time you go into your bag, you have no choice of where you look first, and have to go into the same pocket you were in earlier.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 15, 2011, 09:22
When you throw a red and white ball at your VERY vicious cat...and get killed by it.
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Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on January 15, 2011, 16:33
When your xbox gets dusty.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 15, 2011, 16:41
When your xbox gets dusty.
(Checks Xbox.Cleans xbox up.Put's 1,000,974 tonnes of dust into land fill.)
Ok...
When that happens.
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Post by: spritey on January 15, 2011, 21:12
when you're at a beverage booth and the attendant at the counter offers you lemonade and you say, "I can't drink lemonade because I'm not a pokemon."
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Post by: q.c.™ on January 15, 2011, 21:36
^ but what if you need the +80 HP?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MG9Ndx_IY70/THn9G6xJWfI/AAAAAAAAAFA/Negk_VvaKWc/s1600/Pok%C3%A9mon_Red_and_FireRed.png)

You've played too much Pokemon when you look at the above image and realize how far it's all come.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on January 15, 2011, 22:32
When the game carts internal battery dies, damn this is obvious :D
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 16, 2011, 17:28
^ but what if you need the +80 HP?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MG9Ndx_IY70/THn9G6xJWfI/AAAAAAAAAFA/Negk_VvaKWc/s1600/Pok%C3%A9mon_Red_and_FireRed.png)

You've played too much Pokemon when you look at the above image and realize how far it's all come.
When you notice in these pictures that bag and pokemon has switched and Item is now Bag.
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Post by: spritey on January 16, 2011, 18:00
when you throw mud at a kangaroo. ::)
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Post by: aer_dingus on January 16, 2011, 19:08
you've played too much pokemon when you walk into random peoples houses like no big deal.
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Post by: spritey on January 17, 2011, 01:33
When you call your friend and invite him to a battle.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 17, 2011, 16:07
When you call a bun a Poffin.
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Post by: spritey on January 17, 2011, 17:50
when you call the nerds in your class team galactic.
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Post by: aer_dingus on January 17, 2011, 20:28
when you think your bike only has one speed.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 18, 2011, 16:48
when you think your bike only has one speed.
Yes,but maybe Two.

When you spell Motor Rotom.
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Post by: spritey on January 18, 2011, 22:13
when you have monsters in your pocket.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 19, 2011, 17:02
^Good one!

When you know that Giratina is said and spelled the same in all languages.
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Post by: spritey on January 21, 2011, 02:20
^thx

When you get a pet turtle and tie a twig to its head.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 22, 2011, 10:41
Lol.

When you over-feed your cat to make it evolve.
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Post by: spritey on January 22, 2011, 16:06
When you immitate a tree.
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Post by: President Hawkeye on January 22, 2011, 16:27
When you attempt to write your own Porygon program on your PC or something...
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Post by: spritey on January 22, 2011, 17:33
When you smear honey on a tree expecting to find a Combee but instead you get stung badly.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 23, 2011, 09:18
When you dig up a fossil and think you can take it into a museum to reconstruct it.
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Post by: President Hawkeye on January 23, 2011, 12:51
When you turn off your TV at night and squint at the screen until you see a Rotom. (For fanatics, this may take only a few seconds...)
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Post by: spritey on January 23, 2011, 15:36
When you fill up your car with Gastlys!
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Post by: bulbazard on February 24, 2011, 17:54
Yesterday I found a £5 note under my bed I wasn't expecting.... you know that tune in Red/Blue that plays after a pokemon evolves? Yeah.
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Post by: Newo1202 on February 24, 2011, 18:58
When you actually catch them all... (648 I think) LEGIBLY :D
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Post by: spritey on February 25, 2011, 01:57
((I thought it was 649 including Genesect =o))

When you have an untamed purple cobra in your room.
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Post by: TrickTester on February 25, 2011, 12:41
Gonna be making a Cosplay video of "you know you've played too much Pokemon when..." for Crap Rocket Productions, its taking ages to read all these so what do you guys think are the top ten?

And when the Pokemon theme plays nn your phone during an exam so you answer it and it's your mam telling you she bought some berry from somewhere that you can't find for some reason.
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Post by: HipHop Honchkrow on March 02, 2011, 18:51
When you think your sleeping on a Wigglytuff  :wacko:
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Post by: Fuchsia on March 04, 2011, 04:41
You know you play too much pokemon when...

... When you say "Arceus" during grace.
... When you hear the Red/Blue Lavender Town Theme play when you are alone... and it frightens you.
... When the "pokewalker circle" you and your friends do becomes a cult
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Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on March 04, 2011, 17:41
You attempt to throw your balls at a random animal hoping to catch it.
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Post by: spritey on March 05, 2011, 22:28
When you eat a time-traveling head of lettuce for breakfast.
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Post by: lugia95 on March 05, 2011, 22:36
When your teacher asks you for a scary tune and you imediately shout out ''the lavender town theme!'' A girl in our media class did this once.
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Post by: Specstile on March 05, 2011, 23:10
When you start hearing music and the game is not even on. I'm going crazy!
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Post by: serperior on March 10, 2011, 19:17
When you have the english version of Pokemon Black/White and you have already caught all 646 available Pokemon
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Post by: spritey on March 11, 2011, 01:44
When your Halloween mask is Scary Face.
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Post by: lugia95 on March 19, 2011, 21:53
When your playing football, and you think you can only tackle 35 times.

When you look up the pp of tackle on bulbipedia, just to make a joke on this topic.
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on March 20, 2011, 15:44
When your friends ask you how many hours you have played pokemon for, only for them to call you sad and say that they've only played COD for a day.
I'm not sad, they're just n00bs :P
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Post by: Sinnysaurus.Rex on March 22, 2011, 08:11
When you run away from home and pretend to start your own pokemon journey and ask random people to battle you with toy pokeballs strapped to your belt.. Hehe
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Post by: spritey on March 25, 2011, 00:31
When you leave your DS playing the whole time while you're on a site.
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Post by: Sinnysaurus.Rex on March 25, 2011, 10:23
When you go inside quicksand hoping to find rare pokemon.. Or falling down 30 ft ditches trying to find articuno
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on March 25, 2011, 17:44
When you take on my project on making 151 pokemon.
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Post by: spritey on March 26, 2011, 01:24
When you haul a heavy boulder into your backback and carry it around to think it's a pokemon egg.
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Post by: EMPIRE on March 26, 2011, 20:20
...when your afraid to look at rock the wrong way encase its a geodude and it decks you.
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Post by: MOP on March 26, 2011, 21:54
You remember posting in this topic when it was new!

When you think a bee can take on a blue whale as long as you train it up first.
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Post by: spritey on March 28, 2011, 22:35
When you take out the trubbish.
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Post by: TrickTester on March 28, 2011, 22:46
I loved that one <3
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Post by: EMPIRE on March 28, 2011, 22:49
when you spend 5 minutes looking at the topic trying to think of a witty response7

but ultimately fail.
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Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 28, 2014, 20:48
You know you have played too much Pokémon when you try to stop the thief that got the purse of your companion using a Honedge.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on March 28, 2014, 21:03
You know you've played too much Pokemon when in the song Royals, when Lorde sings "You can call me queen bee.", you think she's talking about a vespiquen.
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Post by: Spriter on March 28, 2014, 21:55
You know you've played too much Pokemon when in the song Royals, when Lorde sings "You can call me queen bee.", you think she's talking about a vespiquen.

If I'm honest, I thought of Beyonce instead. Right?

You know you've played too much when you start substituting lyrics in songs for Pokemon.
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Post by: Mew King on March 29, 2014, 10:45
If I'm honest, I thought of Beyonce instead. Right?

You know you've played too much when you start substituting lyrics in songs for Pokemon.
I want a Hippopotas for Christmas
Only a Hippopotas will do.
No Krookodile
Or Rhyperiorouses
I just want Hippopotases
And Hippopotas wants me tooo

(Seriously I was so happy when they made Krookodile since I can substitute that in the song...also funny how they're all ground types)


You know you've played too much Pokémon when, you get visibly upset when your computer doesn't have any sort of way to access the number pad so now you can't properly write Pokémon.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on March 29, 2014, 19:35
You know you've played too much pokémon when you know that alt gr+e gives an é so you can type pokémon correctly.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on March 29, 2014, 19:45
You know you've played too much pokemon when you care about that thing.
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Post by: Delicious_Scout on May 08, 2014, 22:28
I know you have played too much Pokémon because you are AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-ing due to Hoenn Remakes.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on June 12, 2014, 02:12
You know you've played too much pokemon when you call yelling your hyper voice.
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Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on June 14, 2014, 22:29
 When you whisper into your partner's ear "I just used harden".

 Then when they hit you, you just laugh because harden raised your defence.


 Noobs should be using special moves.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on June 26, 2014, 02:47
^I've heard that harden joke so many times.....

You've played too much pokemon when you call your dog's bite a dark type move.
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Post by: q.c.™ on June 26, 2014, 17:26
When I've started recycling nicknames...

How many Mudkips have I named Ontario or Torrent? The world may never know...
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 23, 2014, 02:05
You know you've been playing too long when you call your office's Xerox machine a Ditto!
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Post by: Mockery for One on February 26, 2015, 14:18
You know you've been playing too much Pokémon when you watch the MLP Season 4 finale and immediately compare the Mane 6's "Rainbow Power" thing a Mega Evolution.
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Post by: Kitt on March 08, 2015, 23:42
You stare into the distance waiting for someone to walk by and shout a random message. "HI! My shirt is awesome!" and try fighting them.

Also when you try teaching your dog to use a Flamethrower.
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Post by: Mockery for One on March 12, 2015, 20:39
When you start giving one or two of the 18 possible Pokemon types to Non-Pokemon related characters, like Electric type for the Waddle Doos.
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Post by: JES on April 01, 2015, 14:50
 You know you've been playing way too much Pokémon Shuffle when you can't close your eyes without seeing the puzzle board, and you dream of getting the perfect combo.
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Post by: Kitt on April 03, 2015, 12:17
When you ask complete strangers if they would like to battle or trade pets with you. or if you attempt to teach your dog Bite and Crunch attacks.
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Post by: Mockery for One on April 05, 2015, 15:20
When you have SUCH an overactive imagination, you start thinking of a reimagining of a certain show...
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Post by: SirBlaziken on April 05, 2015, 17:15
You've played too much pokemon when you think a meloetta is what makes your radios play music.
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Post by: q1q2q3q4 on April 05, 2015, 20:23
you know if you've been playing too much pokémon when you:

Think it's ok to beat up people's pets and take their money

Call a seagull a wingull

Go round to your friends and say 'lets have a battle!'
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on April 05, 2015, 22:04
You proudly go up to random people and say, "I like shorts!"
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Post by: Mockery for One on May 07, 2015, 00:25
When you...


... Bump this post.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 07, 2015, 00:30
When you throw a powdery snowball at someone and then say they have a 10% chance of being frozen in place.
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Post by: Mockery for One on May 18, 2015, 04:58
When you'd think a certain Contest character with an Altaria is somehow a siren due to the way she looks.
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Post by: The name master on October 02, 2015, 16:47
Caught a wild pigeon, and jump on it, trying to use fly!
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 02, 2015, 22:00
You call keychains and keyrings "Klefki."
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Post by: The name master on November 21, 2015, 19:07
You catch a komodo dragon, paint it red, and name it Latias.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 21, 2015, 21:31
You glue coins to the heads of cats you run into and attempt to teach said cats to use Pay Day!
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Post by: the bread dragon on November 22, 2015, 00:34
you know youve played too much pokemon when you keep bumping this thread lol
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 22, 2015, 01:11
You spell coughing like koffing
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Post by: TheDesertPro on December 08, 2015, 18:31
When you go to sleep and your surrounded by Pokemon witch happened to me while I was working on cleaning a whole entire house for three days straight no sleep the I knocked my self out as I hit the bed and I was surrounded by Pokemon and I thought I was hallucinating in a dream cause I was in my house filled with Pokemon and one said stop working self. I woke up screaming and went back to bed
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Post by: Machaflare on December 09, 2015, 15:04
WHen youv'e beaten the elite four so many time you can remember there names pokemon,moves,level,and how the ending credits go word for word.
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Post by: Flintzer0 on December 27, 2015, 23:29
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you don't get a dog at a petstore because he doesn't have an Adamant nature.
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 27, 2016, 12:30
You watch the 80s MLP Movie and see the Smooze and point at the screen and yell "Hey look! Muk's in the movie! :D"
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Post by: E.K.A.N.S. on February 28, 2016, 00:37
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you take your kid to day care and wait for an egg
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 28, 2016, 01:34
When you start looking trash bins to see if anything interesting is inside even though you know there probably isn't!
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Post by: Mockery for One on March 26, 2016, 19:10
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you start crossing it over with other things, like MLP, Steven Universe...
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Post by: E.K.A.N.S. on March 26, 2016, 19:59
When you insult kid players for not being competitive battlers.
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Post by: sans the skeleton on April 26, 2016, 20:41
(yes time to bring this back bc pokemon)

when you're like 2 seconds away from dropping out of college to just play with your team on HGSS while writing fanfic instead of boring camera stuff
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Post by: Sal Veon on May 05, 2016, 14:23
You know your TOWN has played too much Pokemon if they use Pelippers to carry mail. Hey, at least you don't have to wait behind mail trucks and be late for work.
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Post by: Sal Veon on May 05, 2016, 14:25
You know you've played too much Pokemon when you go on a whale-watching tour to catch a Wailord.
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Post by: The name master on May 05, 2016, 14:27
Could you make these two posts into one? There is an edit button. It's against the rules to double post.  :)