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Title: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 17:42
I don't think this forum game has ever been made. To check if it had been, I spent at least ten minutes searching. I never found it. Ten minutes was enough of my life to spend looking for it, but if it has been made, obviously lock it, but just take note I did search and stuff.

Someone makes a wish, then the next person ruin the wish. So basically Fairly Odd Parents, Be Careful What You Wish For, that kind of thing. Examples:

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I wish for more bread
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Granted, but the bread is poisoned and you turn into a frog.

I wish it was the year 1600.
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Granted, but you're on board the San Diego (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_(ship)), and you die.

I wish for a bigger nose

Etc. Once again a shameless rip off of a game on another forum, but the more pointless ways to waste time, the better.

I wish for an afro.
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Post by: Shaymin on May 31, 2009, 17:46
Granted, but it's made of cockroaches

I wish it wasn't as hot D=
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Post by: Webby2 on May 31, 2009, 17:47
Granted, but it will fall out in the next hour

I wish for Newcastle to get promoted.

-postsniped-

Granted, but it will always be -70 degrees

I wish for Newcastle to get promoted
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 17:48
Granted, but they get promoted to the Godly League and you never see them play anymore because now they entertain Zeus and Eros on Mount Olympus.

I wish I lived in Mexico.
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Post by: Gridbug on May 31, 2009, 17:50
Granted, but then you'll be infected with t3h SWINE FLU. OMG.


I wish I could be on the computer for twenty-four hours straight.


((I remember a forum game like this... on this forum... :-/))
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Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 17:53
Granted, but you can only watch YouTube videos of Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook performing, and thus you become the most unfunny person ever.

I wish Pokémon cries in video games were actually realistic.

(I know... I've been informed. But I don't think it exists anymore so I might be in the clear.)
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Post by: Shaymin on May 31, 2009, 17:56
Granted, but your computer explodews within one hour.

I wish for an ice cream ;;

sniped

Granted, but now they all speak like humans.

I wish for an ice cream ;;
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Post by: kerri-anne on May 31, 2009, 17:58
Granted, Ants will steal it

I wish I had a Dog
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gridbug on May 31, 2009, 17:59
Granted, but your dog is actually a demon dog.


I wish I could go to the Haunted Mansion.
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Post by: Webby2 on May 31, 2009, 18:00
Granted, but the only thing scary about it is the town it's in.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 18:01
Granted, but you have a sudden desire to return to land and, on doing this, you get an airbourne form of The Bends and are hospitalized.

I wish for a fish.
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Post by: Shaymin on May 31, 2009, 18:07
Granted, but it dies due to klack of oxygen

I wish someone would do my coursework for me
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Post by: Bloatedfish on May 31, 2009, 18:39
Granted. But it's all graded at a "U".

I wish for £100.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on May 31, 2009, 18:40
Granted, but the notes are ripped in half in front of you.

I wish for a swimming pool.
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Post by: Liam on May 31, 2009, 18:44
Sure, but because you didn't specify the size, it is only 3mm x 3mm

TOO BAD.

I wish for a pony
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: FastBro on May 31, 2009, 18:49
Granted, but its a my little pony! waha! I wish for a castle made of rice pudding
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Post by: blazibaby on May 31, 2009, 18:52
Granted...But It kinda fell seeing as Rice Pudding isnt very solid...

I wish I could meet straight, not married to any other woman, hated by everyone but me Whiplasher and marry him x3

Hah
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 19:12
Granted, but he becomes bored of your lack of perfection and leaves you.

I wish for two bidoofs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on May 31, 2009, 19:15
Granted, but an hour after you get them, one will evolve, giving you a problem

I wish for FLOOOOOOOOON
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 19:18
Granted, but it's not actually Drifloon, it's this guy from World of Warcraft (http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=18588)

I wish I was normal.
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Post by: Treecko_addicted? Oh, yes! on May 31, 2009, 19:48
Granted... But this was a waist of a wish, seeing as you could have just taught yourself to be normal. Imagine all of the self indulgent luxuries you could have wished for instead!
That's life.
I wish I could appear on a mythbusters episode, bust a few myths with the team, and NOT have to do any of the dirty work; Only the cool and exciting jobs. :D
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Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 19:54
Granted, but one of the myths they have to bust is if it's true Treecko isn't real, and it turns out false.

I wish I was a police officer.
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Post by: +anima: Cooro on May 31, 2009, 20:03
Granted, but you're pretty rubbish at your job and so every shop/house in the city gets robbed then blowed up.

I wish I lived in a giant house :3
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Post by: Spinda on May 31, 2009, 20:05
Granted, but you live there with homeless people who throw their pennies at you.

I wish for Lady GaGa to be my best friend :3333
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 22:53
Granted, but she turns out to be an ancient sorcerer who has been manipulating the music industry and thus penetrates your brain.

I wish for a clown.
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Post by: bull shark on May 31, 2009, 22:57
Granted, but he's gone to jail several times for assault.


I wish High School Musical would die in a hole.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 22:59
Granted, but exactly one minute after The Jonas Brothers declare their inheritance of the entire world and force all the peons to wear purity rings.

I wish I had the best avatar ever.
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Post by: Webby2 on May 31, 2009, 23:24
Granted, although you'd be getting it for a day, until someone gets the new best one, which will make yours seem crap.

I wish I could be older so I can drive.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 23:27
Granted, but you become sixty and although you can drive, you find it extremely tiring and all the young people's arrogance annoys you.

I wish I had a monocle and a top hat.
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Post by: thatskinnyidiot™ on May 31, 2009, 23:49
Granted, but the top hat is infected with smallpox and the rim of the monocle is razor wire.

I wish for more Doctor Who.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on May 31, 2009, 23:52
Granted, but because Doctor Who is the dominant TV program there is no news. Upon not hearing news of a political nature, the population is turned to anarchy.

I wish I lived in Ancient Rome.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: thatskinnyidiot™ on May 31, 2009, 23:56
Granted, you have a lovely apartment in Pompeii. =]

I wish that some of them knew they were robots.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 01, 2009, 00:11
Granted, but a scientific fallacy is formed and a black hole appeared.

I wish for a new Pokémon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 01, 2009, 00:23
Granted, but it's a Magikarp which doesn't even have Splash.

I wish for a new house.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 01, 2009, 00:56
Granted, but it has too much trees and you can't put any furniture down.

I wish I was a vampire
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Post by: Shaymin on June 01, 2009, 15:56
Granted, but in sunlight you sparkle, making a mob come after you.

I wish I had a swimming pool...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 01, 2009, 16:04
Granted, but it's a swimming pool of lava that only Heatran can swin in.

I wish for eternal happiness.
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Post by: Webby2 on June 01, 2009, 16:09
Granted, but you won't be eternal, and will die in a couple of days.

I wish I had a record contract.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 01, 2009, 16:11
Granted, but it's a record contract for an a capella label and everybody in the whole world hates you, spiraling you into depression.

I wish for several balloons.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse on June 01, 2009, 16:14
Granted, but they pop near your ears rendering you permantly deaf.

I wish for a horse.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 01, 2009, 16:17
Granted, but it runs away almost instantly and you chase it, landing you in a weird crop circle.

I wish for chocolate that would not contribute to my weight.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse on June 01, 2009, 16:34
Granted, but your feet turn chocolatey.

I wish for enough drive to actually write a book.
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Post by: Spinda on June 01, 2009, 17:09
Granted, but you write a book that's sexually explicit.

I wish for Slumdog Millionaire on DVD.
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Post by: Webby2 on June 01, 2009, 17:10
Granted, but it only plays the credits.

I wish for a Kleenex used by Dr Dre.
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Post by: lit R.I.P PUK on June 01, 2009, 17:11
Granted, but it jumps, and every verb is censored.

I wish for a taco. D;

POSTSNIPED

Granted, but it explodes at any impact.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Caldoran on June 01, 2009, 17:48
Granted, but the taco is not or consumable in any form.

I wish for a new Sara Bareilles album ;-;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 01, 2009, 17:53
Granted, but it has Lil' Wayne featured in every song.

I wish for a new Kanye West album.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on June 01, 2009, 18:12
Granted, but the music has been mixed and warped.


I wish for a Huskie Puppy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spinda on June 01, 2009, 18:41
Granted, but it's Stewie from Family Guy in disguise.

I wish for Solange Knowles's album.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 02, 2009, 00:22
Granted, but it only has one song on it.

I wish for Beyonce Knowles to be with me now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse on June 02, 2009, 17:55
Granted, but she runs away after a minute.

I wish I was fifteen. (o.0)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spinda on June 02, 2009, 18:04
Granted, but Miley Cyrus comes and sings a song about you being 15.

I wish for twitter to be fast.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse on June 02, 2009, 18:05
It goes too fast and you don't have a chance to do anything.

I wish to be rich and famous ;D
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Post by: Spinda on June 02, 2009, 18:07
Granted, but a naked photo of you gets leaked onto the internet and gets millions of views from fanboys.

I wish for a laptop :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 02, 2009, 18:31
Granted, but it doesn't work

I wish for a dog called Doggie.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 02, 2009, 18:35
Granted, but your friends constantly bully you for having a dog with such a generic name.

I wish I was more careful.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 02, 2009, 21:15
Granted, but your life is now very boring.
Also, your future son who was going to be conceived in a Motel but would have grown up to be the genius who invented a way to stop global warming will not be born as a result.

I wish for the ability to "moo."
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse on June 02, 2009, 21:17
Granted, but you are turned into a cow then turned into steak.

I would like to be one of my characters in Crossfur School(RP).
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spinda on June 03, 2009, 17:13
Granted, but your a character you don't particuarly like.

I wish I was Lady GaGa.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr shadow on June 04, 2009, 07:07
granted, but you got shot in the face by me bc i hate lady gaga. i wish i had a spaceship
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Caldoran on June 04, 2009, 08:19
Granted, but you would be arrested by the police for shooting Lady Gaga before you even have a chance to touch your spaceship.

I wish my wish wouldn't be horribly corrupted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 04, 2009, 11:11
Granted, but you never said how long the non corruptness would last, so your wish somehow becomes corrupt iin the not too distant future.

I wish Lady GaGa didn't get shot, or Spinda, whichever one got shot.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 04, 2009, 19:31
Granted, but now Samuel L. Jackson got shot (o.o)

I wish I knew everything.
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Post by: Webby2 on June 04, 2009, 20:35
Granted, but everyone knows that you know everything, which means that the police ask you who shot Samuel L. Jackson.

I wish I knew Samuel L. Jackson before he got shot.
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Post by: Rotom48 on June 04, 2009, 20:38
Granted, but you got shot after saying Hi!

I wish I wasn't so bored.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 04, 2009, 21:40
Granted, but you're not bored because Samuel L. Jackson is body slamming you repeatedly and are thus trying to avoid him, hence you are focused on defending your life and are not bored.

I wish I could have stopped Samuel L. Jackson's shooting.
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Post by: Webby2 on June 04, 2009, 23:31
Granted, but because of this, you receive a plane of gratitiude, which you think is good, but it is filled with snakes which are deadly and dangerous.

I wish for a good film to watch.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 04, 2009, 23:36
Granted, but nobody else shares your opinion and throws half-eaten tacos at you.

I wish for two cows.
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Post by: Apprentice on June 04, 2009, 23:37
Granted, and you shall watch Bio-Dome.

I wish to have something tragic or life-saving happen to me.

*SNIPED*

Granted, but they're two HAMBURGERS.

(Same wish)
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Post by: Webby2 on June 04, 2009, 23:38
Granted, but you get run over, and survive via an operation... for 10 minutes.

I wish for a field of my own.
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Post by: Hicky on June 05, 2009, 00:01
Granted, but it is the site of the Britons v Romans in A.D. 60 and you die.

I wish for a gaming console that works.
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Post by: Lucariojr on June 05, 2009, 02:38
Granted, but I sneezed on it. :/

I wish Lobsters could vent hot air through their eyes and create steam that could act as extra eyes.
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Post by: Mr shadow on June 05, 2009, 02:47
granted, but a lobster shoots steam in your eyes and now your blind.

i wish that my dog was an assassin and killed everyone i told it to kill
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lucariojr on June 05, 2009, 02:54
Granted, but you have the same name of the person you want to kill.

I wish I had uber powers.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spinda on June 05, 2009, 11:00
Granted, but you start mutating into Katy Perry.

I wish for a car.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 05, 2009, 14:34
Granted. Your best friend is now a car. =3
I don't think he enjoys it, though. >.>

I wish for a sandwich. (^..^)
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Post by: Spinda on June 05, 2009, 15:08
Granted, but it's an evil sandwich!

I wish for Big Brother's Little Brother to be on now instead of 6:00pm.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 05, 2009, 15:13
Granted, but Dermot only rescheduled it because he has turned into an ogre and ogres succumb to the night at 6 P.M. - thus, you are sent into shock by his face.

I wish for the US to be communist.
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Post by: Spinda on June 05, 2009, 15:18
XD However Dermot hasn't presented it since 2007...it's been George Lamb...

Granted, but the US then bans hot dogs.

I wish to stand under Rihanna's Umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.
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Post by: Y2Jt on June 05, 2009, 16:17
Granted but it has holes in it and you get soaked

I wish ash wasn't so stupid
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Post by: Webby2 on June 05, 2009, 16:18
Granted, but you are super intelligent, too intelligent, and no one likes you because of it.

Granted, but you start mutating into Katy Perry.

I wish for that =P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 05, 2009, 16:35
XD However Dermot hasn't presented it since 2007...it's been George Lamb...

Granted, but the US then bans hot dogs.

I wish to stand under Rihanna's Umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.
Oh, well I didn't know because I have basically never watched it in my life except in 2007 so SHUT UP.

Granted, but it is This Katy Perry (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?sid=2b9b3e52d194ff23af0c83b7eefb657c&id=1798920770&hiq=katie%2Cperry&ref=search). You become totally anonymous.

I wish I didn't just spend 10 minutes looking through Facebook for non-famous Katie Perries.
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Post by: sishkabab on June 05, 2009, 17:24
granted, you spent an hour instead

i wish i had some cheese
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Y2Jt on June 05, 2009, 17:37
Granted but its full of magots

I wish there was no such thing as exams
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 05, 2009, 17:40
Granted but you don't get any grades and become unemployed, homeless etc

I wish I was magic.
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Post by: Charlie The Umbreon on June 05, 2009, 17:49
Granted, but you cant control it and you kill yourself. c:

I wish I was Mrs Gerard Way. xD
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Post by: Caldoran on June 05, 2009, 17:57
Granted, but you'll be abused and neglected and have your wrists cut all the time.

I wish I had a calculator
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Post by: Webby2 on June 05, 2009, 17:59
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I was with Cheryl Cole now.
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Post by: Spinda on June 05, 2009, 19:49
SHUT UP.

WHY DON'T YOU. CAPS LOCK IS FUN.

Granted, but Girls Aloud suddenly get 47% less popular.

I wish I had a t-shirt that says 'Again, and, Again'.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 05, 2009, 20:12
Granted, but street gangsters beat you again and again, true to your t-shirt.

I wish I had a fountain.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 05, 2009, 21:03
Granted, but it doesn't have a water pump or a bottom.

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: iKod on June 05, 2009, 21:43
Granted, but you get constipated and eventually die of internal infections.


I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 05, 2009, 23:23
Granted, but this game now is criticized heavily for granted a wish of such a stupid nature and thus ceases to exist, meaning you get something, the lack of existence of this game.

I wish for every single album ever created.
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Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 06, 2009, 01:04
Sure, but they will all be hand drawn (messily and magically) by me.





I wish my wishes would all be corrupted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 06, 2009, 01:11
Granted, but you become really annoyed with the quality of the corruptions and thus grant everyone's wished, therefore making the game pointless.

I wish I was having tea with God right now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: laironlover77 on June 06, 2009, 01:14
Granted, but the tea is only fit for higher powers such as God, and when you drink it your head will implode on itself.

I wish I had a robot army that only obeyed me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 06, 2009, 01:24
Granted, but they only obey you if you talk in Swahili, a language you (possibly) aren't fluent in.

I wish I was decent at art.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 06, 2009, 01:30
Ok, but you will be highly allergic to anything to do with art. Allergic means you will die.



I wish nothing could be corrupted (UNKNOWN)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 06, 2009, 01:55
Granted. You are warped to a parrelel world where everything is perfect. =)

I wish I was taller. =3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 06, 2009, 03:19
Granted, but you are so tall that you make the Eiffel Tower look like a midget.

I wish I wasn't as amazing as I am for some strange reason.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 06, 2009, 03:23
...only in art. (HAHA!)



I wish I had 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 more whishes
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 06, 2009, 03:24
...only in art. (HAHA!)

???

Anyways granted, you get that many whishes as you asked... dunno what you'll want them for.

I wish for a pet donkey.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 06, 2009, 03:29
Quote from: Webbz
Quote from: progartpkmn98
...only in art (HAHA!)

???

I mean you will only have decreased skill in art!!!!

Anyway, as for a wish, you've got yourself, right? :P

I wish for some Italian BMT's
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 06, 2009, 12:06
Granted, but bread with seeds is used to make them, to your probable disgust.

I wish it was 9 in the afternoon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 06, 2009, 13:24
Granted, but only in a place you aren't in.



I wish I had a million dollars
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 06, 2009, 13:31
Granted, but you stole them and are now imprisoned in Alcatraz, which is for some reason active.

I wish I could speak Norsk
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 06, 2009, 13:34
Granted but you will never go where you will need to speak norsk.



I wish my flexibility was recognized.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 06, 2009, 15:30
Granted. You are now Mr. Fantastic! =D

I wish my shirt wasn't ruined...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 06, 2009, 19:16
Granted, but now you no longer think of yourself upon hearing "I'm too sexy for my shirt."

I wish for Eros to fire an arrow at me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pikamew on June 06, 2009, 20:49
I wish I had a nice conure named Peanut who was cute and loveable and like to be held and pet.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 06, 2009, 20:56
Granted, but it's 500ft tall.

I wish for Eros to fire an arrow at me.

Granted, but it missed.

I wish for peanut butter. :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pikamew on June 06, 2009, 20:59
Granted, but it's 500ft tall.

Granted, but it missed.

I wish for peanut butter. :3

Best day of my life. Thank you sir!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lucariojr on June 07, 2009, 01:59
...Err...

I wish I had a pony.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 07, 2009, 02:00
Granted, but it only has three legs and can't run properly.

I wish for wings.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 07, 2009, 02:38
Granted. You now have a plate of fried chicken wings. Tasty.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
(Waits for clichéd answer)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 07, 2009, 13:36
I wish for peanut butter. :3

OK, but you will also get peanut allergies.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
(Waits for clichéd answer)

Ok, you now have a migraine.





I wish for 100 more wishes
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on June 07, 2009, 14:04
Granted, but each wish has been pre-determined and each one is aimed to make your life hell. Have fun. =D

I wish I was me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 07, 2009, 14:06
Granted. You are now an Asian shop assistant called Me.

I wish I felt better. ;-;
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Post by: iKod on June 07, 2009, 19:09
Granted, bit a split-second later, you feel like crap.

I wish for the death of anyone I feel deserved it.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 07, 2009, 20:24
Granted, but you don't think anyone deserves it.

I wish for 1,200,300,234 grapes
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 07, 2009, 23:44
Granted, but they are all mouldy and disgusting.

I wish for a flying dog.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 08, 2009, 17:24
Granted! =D

...
..
...
... *the dog flies away, chasing a bird*

>.>



I wish for a fish on a dish when the boat comes home.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spinda on June 08, 2009, 19:23
Granted, but the boat is Titanic 2. O_o

I wish for a glass of orange juice :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 08, 2009, 20:30
Granted, but it's got bits in it.

I wish for anonymity.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on June 08, 2009, 20:38
NOT GRANTED BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO LOOK THAT WORD UP IN DICTIONARY.

I wish for Tigger!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 08, 2009, 20:40
Granted, but he bounces on top of you and you contract muscular dystrophy.

I wish for a Messenger service that everyone uses and isn't overly capitalist
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 08, 2009, 20:57
OK, but as soon as you use it, no one will use it.


I wish I was too sexy for my shirt.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 08, 2009, 20:59
Granted, but of course you can no longer enter certain shops. "No shirt, no shoes, no service."

I wish Hicky's avatar didn't make me feel ill.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spinda on June 08, 2009, 21:04
Granted, but it makes you feel angry instead

I wish for fast internet.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 09, 2009, 16:41
Granted, but it's so fast that it goes to every single website in a second repetitively, meaning you can't use it.

I wish for a pet donkey.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Liam on June 09, 2009, 16:47
Okay but it is dead. :[

I wish I could get an Adamant Magikarp with good IVs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 09, 2009, 16:55
Granted, but it can't evolve to Gyarados due to holding an Everstone forever.

I wish for some burger and chips, I'm hungry.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Liam on June 09, 2009, 16:58
Chips are mouldy and burger is prime poison dart frog steak... oh, you'll die if you eat this. =[

I wish for a cool new hairstyle
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Post by: Webby2 on June 09, 2009, 17:00
Granted, but it doesn't go by your definition of cool, it goes by someone elses, so it is hideously uncool because of this.

I wish for some new football boots.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 10, 2009, 17:54
Granted, but they are made from glass.

I wish for a beard.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: FastBro on June 10, 2009, 18:06
Granted, but its a pink beard!

I wish to be ruler of the world!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: +anima: Cooro on June 10, 2009, 18:07
Granted, you become ruler of 'the world' newspaper.

I wish for a kitten D:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Liam on June 10, 2009, 19:19
Okay, this one is dead though. :[

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 10, 2009, 19:35
Granted, but you didn't state which world, so Monkey World has world peace.

I wish for a flying dog.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: +anima: Cooro on June 11, 2009, 15:49
Granted, but zombie kittens eat it two seconds later.

I wish for a zombie kitten now D:
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Post by: Cecily and Pikachu on June 11, 2009, 19:06
Granted,but it will try to eat you.

I wish for a milkshake!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 12, 2009, 02:30
Granted. Go to Mars and get it.


I wish for a new guitar (mah old wowne borokez!)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 12, 2009, 02:42
Granted, but it is made out of cement and has no strings.

I wish for some magic.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rotom48 on June 12, 2009, 18:10
Granted, but you can't control it and kill yourself.

I wish that no-one can corrupt this wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: serperior on June 12, 2009, 20:22
Granted, but the wish will still be corrupted anyway!  ^.^

I wish for a copy of pokemon heartgold in english!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Liam on June 12, 2009, 20:24
Okay, but it's a fake and Chikorita is called "Leafmanpo"

...

I wish for a tattoo of a shark.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: serperior on June 12, 2009, 20:25
Granted, but the shark will come to life and eat you! hahaha too easy...

I wish Teen Titans would go back off the TV! I hate that show! >:(
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Liam on June 12, 2009, 20:27
Okay, but they just go back in again... lol

I wish for a Tattoo of some Algae.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rotom48 on June 12, 2009, 20:28
Granted, but the algae starts to grow even more and eventually covers your whole body and suffocates you!!!!

I wish to pass my Maths Exam. (This is a real wish as at the moment I am failing so to corrupt this is really messed up)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: serperior on June 12, 2009, 20:32
Granted, but then they discover this exam was fake and give you a completely different one!

I wish I could win the euro millions!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on June 12, 2009, 20:47
You do but they accuse you of cheating, Sue you, And take all the Money you won and more.

I wish I could focus on Pkmn net
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 13, 2009, 00:32
OK, but your internet connection will go down causing pkmn.net to go away.

I wish for a not fake copy of chuck norris' autograph
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 13, 2009, 00:46
Granted, but it is very smudged and worthless as it is unrecognisable.

I wish to be in Big Brother.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 13, 2009, 02:23
Granted. You are now inside your older brother.

I wish for fruits! Lots of fruits! Tasty, tasty fruits!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TheAbandonedRose on June 13, 2009, 02:25
Granted. But what tastes good in the fruits are all the bugs burrowing inside them.

I wish for a pet aligator! ^.^ Oh so cute!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sebastian Moran on June 13, 2009, 09:25
Granted~! Alas, you get a pet CD by The National. 
 
I wish to be cured of hayfever ;; 
 
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 13, 2009, 12:01
Granted, but you develop Yaws.

I wish I had a pair of sunglasses.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 13, 2009, 14:24
Granted, but it's two halves of Sunglasses you get, meaning they are useless unless you glue the halves together.

I wish I had a pizza that was fresh, tasty and not mouldy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on June 13, 2009, 14:51
Granted but its made of Hair.

I wish for a Better Brain
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Chardan on June 13, 2009, 14:58
You get a better brain, but you fall down the stairs shortly after, rendering it useless.

I wish for a Yorkshire Pudding covered in gravy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on June 14, 2009, 10:44
Granted, but the gravy is made of sloppy poop.  >:D

I wish I had been around when Caramelldansen was more popular.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 14, 2009, 16:02
Granted, but that is during Pompeii and a volcano erupts and you die, with the album firmly in your hand.

I wish I was from Brazil and was six foot two.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 14, 2009, 19:30
OK, but now Brazilians are now being hunted down (and you just so happen to be standing next to a police station)

I wish for the perfect Chuck Norris autograph. Chuck Norris (the actor from Walker, Texas Ranger) gives it to me, and I do not die or become unable to admire it soon after acquiring it.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 14, 2009, 19:31
Fine, it is given to a person called Me, not progartpkmn98.

I wish for a moped.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on June 14, 2009, 19:37
I wish for $10000000000. Looks like neither of our wishes become true.


I wish for a
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lucariojr on June 15, 2009, 04:24
Granted, but it


I wish for three more wishes.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 15, 2009, 04:41
Granted, you get three wishbones.

I wish for a pet cow.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on June 15, 2009, 05:25
Granted, but the cow has Mad Cow Disease and kills you by eating your brains.

I wish none of my wishes go wrong.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on June 24, 2009, 16:37
Granted, but now none of your wishes are granted unless you unwish that none of the wishes go wrong.

I wish Walt Disney was still alive so he could tell off Disney Channel for having ONE cartoon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Dracon on June 24, 2009, 17:01
Unfortunately Fineas and Pherb exists and Walt would no longer heve the motivation to go on a killing spree.

I wish I were a little bit slimmer.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 24, 2009, 19:56
Granted. You are unnoticeabley slimmer.

I wish for rain. =3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on June 24, 2009, 21:15
Yes.. but it's raining pigs.. and they go splat on everything.. wow thats horrible.




I wish for Pokemon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr shadow on June 24, 2009, 21:18
yeah but you take a nap with your new snorlax and he rolls on top of you and kills you.

i wish i had nothing
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 24, 2009, 21:19
Granted.
*You cease to exist*

Your body and soul were "something."

I wish for CANDEH!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on June 24, 2009, 21:20
Granted.
Your Clothes,Brain,House,Family,Life and All things you own/Love/Know go and you get Candy as a replacement
Enjoy.

I wish to have an anti-Moth gun.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr shadow on June 24, 2009, 21:21
but its broken and you get turned into a moth

i wish i had a peanut butter and jelly sammich
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on June 24, 2009, 21:22
Well. I'm sorry. Btu I ate it before I gave it to you.





Wish for music to be my hot hot sex.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 24, 2009, 21:26
Granted, but listening to your iPod/MP3 player in public results in... Embarrasing situations...


I wish I had all my stuff back. ;-;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on June 24, 2009, 21:28
Granted but you get TOO much stuff and you get squashed.

I wish For A working Anti-Moth Gun >_<
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr shadow on June 24, 2009, 22:08
granted, but you kill one moth, and the rest eat you alive.

i wishi had something to do -.-
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 24, 2009, 22:10
Granted. You are now in a giant rubber ball and must keep running or you'll be thrown around violently inside it while it rolls away.

I wish my head would stop hurting.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr shadow on June 24, 2009, 22:24
granted. for 5 minutes, then i put YOU in a rubberball and you must keep running or you'll be thrown around violently inside it while it rolls away.
owned. hehe

i wish that there's no way my wish could be corrupted  in any way shape or form, forever.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on June 24, 2009, 22:25
Granted but as sacrifice that wish itself is Corrupted making Every other one 5 times as worse.

I wish For an early Summer holiday.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on June 24, 2009, 22:31
Okay, but the sun has gotten much much closer to the earth than usual.. so it's hot.. deadly hot.




I wish for a pair of my own boobs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on June 24, 2009, 22:35
Granted but it turns out you'd just gotton fat in have infact go Moobs.

I wish for a bottle of Coke.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on June 24, 2009, 22:38
granted.. now make sure you sniff it slowly.. dont try to do it all at once.


I wish for a perfect day.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on June 24, 2009, 22:39
Granted but its a perfect day for Spiders as they take over the world and enslave humans.

I wish for a Sniper Rifle.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 25, 2009, 01:22
Granted, but like Tucker, you never get to use it.

I wish I was as cool as Caboose.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on June 25, 2009, 05:44
Granted, but Caboose sucks badly!

I wish Pokemon was real.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on June 25, 2009, 05:47
Groudon stepped on you.



I wish i could've worn a dress to prom.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 25, 2009, 12:35
Granted but the dress will disapear at midnight. And your car will turn into a pumpkin.

I wish I didn't have hayfever.
Achoo! DX
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: iKod on June 25, 2009, 17:49
Granted, but now you have AIDS.


I wish i could stop eating cheese.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on June 25, 2009, 17:58
Granted, but Caboose sucks badly!

That just hurt... Caboose is so awesome...

Granted, but you stop eating other food as well.

I wish I was more amazing.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on June 25, 2009, 18:00
Granted but as a substitute CABOOSE DIES.

I wish Caboose would come back to life ;_;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 25, 2009, 18:04
Granted. He is now a rotting zombie.

I wish Rayquaza was easier to catch.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on June 25, 2009, 18:07
Granted - It dies. Just go pick its Dead body up.

I wish for my hair back ;_;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on June 27, 2009, 23:44
Granted, someone staples it to your head.

I wish that this wish would go horribly wrong.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on June 27, 2009, 23:46
Michael Jackson shows up at your front door. Right now. Alone.




I wish for Barack Obama to grow out an afro.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on June 27, 2009, 23:51
First of all Micheal Jackson DIED.

Granted, he raises your taxes to pay for it.

I wish for a massage chair
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on June 28, 2009, 02:02
Granted, but it's too massage-y and snaps your neck.


I wish that I had a non-melted Hershey's bar of chocolate in my hands right now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on June 28, 2009, 02:12
Granted, but it's been poisoned.

I wish I could play a sport.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 28, 2009, 02:16
Granted. You know how to play golf but you're not very good at it.

I wish my trousers were on backwards.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on June 28, 2009, 02:18
Granted, but they slowly disintegrate into dust, leaving you trouser-less.


I want to be immune to all diseases.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on June 28, 2009, 02:26
Granted, but then two diseases mix to create a new disease that you're not immune to.

I wish I had all of the Pokemon games and the consoles to use them.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 28, 2009, 02:54
Granted, but you have to live with an Amish family.

I wish people could appreciate animation more.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TheAbandonedRose on June 28, 2009, 02:58
granted, but then they grew to hate anything nonanimated, so they destroy everything.

I wish I live in a tree.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on June 28, 2009, 03:00
Granted, but then a bunch of Bibarel chomp down the tree, killing you in the process.


I want to have powers of teleportation, and to be able to control them.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on June 28, 2009, 03:42
Granted, but you teleport on top of somone near the ocean, fall in and drown.

I wish for a garfield comic to read.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on June 28, 2009, 03:43
Granted. The comic consists of three panels in which Garfield does and says nothing.

I wish for THE ANTIDOTE! Dun dun duuuuuuuuhn!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on June 28, 2009, 03:45
Granted, the antidote is actually an anti anti anti antidote, thus killing you.

I wish for a  garfield minus garfield  (http://garfieldminusgarfield.net) comic to read.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on June 28, 2009, 03:53
Granted but then I run In and scream at you for reading such horrible comics.

I wish it was my 12th birthday!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on June 28, 2009, 04:53
You are only eleven? My gosh.. that's corrupted enough you skipped a year and went to 13.. then died 13 days later.




I wish it was my 18th brithday =D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on June 28, 2009, 17:52
You turn 18, but then a lightning bolt hits you and you turn into a robot.

I wish I could be in Higurashi
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on June 29, 2009, 04:26
you get a million dollars, then you set off a firework to celebrate, and you burn all your money.



that would suck, mowed all those lawn with that dude watching for nothing.


i wish i had a million dollars, that wouldn't burn up.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Dracon on June 29, 2009, 04:31
I wish people would remember to make a wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on July 01, 2009, 22:48
Granted, but the wishes are paradoxical.

I wish for a long tongue.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on July 01, 2009, 22:48
Granted. *a disembodied tongue appears before you*

I wish I didn't sweat.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on July 01, 2009, 22:55
Granted. Now you're pores are clogged, thus making you have acne everywhere .

I wish for peace on Earth. And ALL of the Earth.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on July 02, 2009, 00:27
Granted. The earth is covered in pieces of cake.

I wish I wasn't hungry.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 02, 2009, 00:30
granted, but you will be eternally thirsty.

I wish HGSS were a American only game.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on July 02, 2009, 14:36
Granted, but I'm British so I'm going to use my magic to send you to the moon out of spite. Rar!

I wish the moon really was made of cheese.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on July 02, 2009, 14:38
Granted.
It loses orbit and crashes into earth Killing people in a Cheesy Death.

....Hah.

I wish I could've expanded that 'Hah'
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on July 02, 2009, 20:14
Granted, but it involves you going on an an unrelated rant about cybernetics.

I wish there were more greeting words in English.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on July 02, 2009, 20:15
Granted, Now when people greet you they hit you in the face.

I wish I owned a Team of Obediant and Worthy Ghost pokemon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on July 02, 2009, 21:58
Granted, but they die the moment you get them.

I wish for the Action Replay DSi to come out.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 02, 2009, 22:00
Granted, but your DSi explodes.

I wish that my crush was camping with me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Apprentice on July 02, 2009, 22:33
Granted, but then a similar experience to the book Hatchet occurs.

I wish I was Ken Jennings.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 02, 2009, 23:52
Granted, but then you wished you were The Rise of AppRAWRntice.

I wish I understood IVs
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pichu!! on July 03, 2009, 11:13
Granted but then IV's were removed from the game, to be replaced with IAPXV's

I wish I could stay in Disneyland FOREVER.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 03, 2009, 16:29
Granted, but Al-kida attacks it.

I wish I had more money.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on July 03, 2009, 16:33
Granted. You get one extra penny.

I wish I had a cow.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 03, 2009, 16:35
Granted, but it gives you mad cow disease.

I wish that there were no terrorists.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on July 03, 2009, 16:36
Granted but more arrive in the later years rendering your wish Pointless.

I wish I had a Pet Haunter ^.^
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 03, 2009, 16:41
Granted, but it steals your soul.
 
I wish I was a PKMN.net mod.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on July 04, 2009, 01:21
granted, but now some people are afraid of you.


i wish i could go into the pokemon world.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 04, 2009, 04:59
Granted, but Giratina sucks you into the Distortion World.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on July 04, 2009, 16:51
Granted. You wish to be on fire.
*puts a burning match in your underwear*

I wish my camera would charge faster.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on July 04, 2009, 16:59
granted, it charged so fast it blew up.



i wish that i could think of a good wish to wish, cuz i got nothing.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on July 05, 2009, 14:49
You think think of the wish, but then you get amnesia and forget EVERYTHING.

I wish for cookies
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on July 06, 2009, 01:29
Granted, but they're laced with poison.



I want a new keyboard that actually works without having to put new batteries in every 10 seconds >.<
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr. Shadow2 on July 06, 2009, 02:03
Granted but your second row does not work which means you have to copy and paste letters over and over again.



I wish my wishes were never corrupted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Danse Macabre ( 6,6) on July 06, 2009, 02:06
Granted but your second row does not work which means you have to copy and paste letters over and over again.



I wish my wishes were never corrupted.

Granted, your mouth is sealed shut so you can't wish. You don't wish, noone can corrupt the wishes.


I wish dolphins were never caught in tuna nets.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on July 06, 2009, 02:29
Granted, now they're being caught in fish nets.


I wish I could take back the time I've wasted from my life and spend it on something useful. D:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Danse Macabre ( 6,6) on July 06, 2009, 02:37
Granted, now they're being caught in fish nets.


I wish I could take back the time I've wasted from my life and spend it on something useful. D:

You're reduced back to a spermatazoa... oops! You missed the egg this time!!

I wish that Heart Gold & Soul Silver end up being great games.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on July 06, 2009, 16:34
Granted. You are now compelled to name your future kids Heartgold and Soulsilver, causing them to get beat up in school.

I wish for prawns! =D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on July 06, 2009, 17:14
Granted, but people have already eaten them.

I wish for one penny.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse on July 06, 2009, 17:18
Granted, but it is all in pieces.

I wish to have all the money I have gotten and wasted on FFXI Online back to my character.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on July 06, 2009, 18:16
Granted, but you can't spend any of it.

I wish I could do flips.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 06, 2009, 20:22
Granted, you flip off of the Empire State Building.

I wish I wasn't as lazy as I am now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on July 06, 2009, 20:28
Granted, but you get hit by a bus on one of your now daily power-walks.


I wish for all of this stress to just go away forever.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 06, 2009, 20:32
Granted, all your stress is stansferred to Barak Obama and all the stress causes him to start WWIII.

I wish that all disease was gone.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on July 06, 2009, 22:12
Granted, But Plagues, viruses, and sicknesses still exist.

I wish for some non-lethal cheese
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on July 07, 2009, 03:30
granted, but you somehow or another suddenly became lactose-intolerant (i have no idea if i spelled that right or not)


i wish that there were more smileys like him  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 07, 2009, 12:18
Granted but you get banned from smiley over use

I wish that I didn't have to go to Grandma's House.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on July 07, 2009, 14:38
Granted. Grandma moves into your house and has your bedroom.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sunnii on July 07, 2009, 14:46
Granted ... but you will never go to sleep again...

I wish I lived somewhere else instead of england.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on July 07, 2009, 17:40
Granted. You live in Wales the ocean. On a tiny little boat. With a massive anchor.

I wish you'd make me a sammich already, I'm hungry! >o<
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Super Paper Arwing on July 07, 2009, 18:22
Granted.You have received a rat sandwich.
I wish there was a F-Zero game for the Wii.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 07, 2009, 22:20
Gramted, but anything F-Zero related gets scrapped exept for the name.

I wish I had spelled "Granted" right.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on July 07, 2009, 22:22
Granted. But a mod changes it back because "it looked cooler."

I wish I was a Meowth.

Granted.You have received a rat sandwich.
At least you didn't go for the cliché.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 07, 2009, 22:36
Granted, you are now a Meowth living of the boat with the big anchor in Wales the ocean with Sunny....X.

I wish Game Freak's website was in English, too.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on July 09, 2009, 19:21
Granted, but you have to browze through an expansive Settings list in order to change it from Sammarenese to English.

I wish I could have talked to Pontius Pilate.

Thank you for your time, Carlos.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 11, 2009, 00:15
Granted, but he soon crucifies you.

I wish I knew Japanese.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SenorSaucy on July 11, 2009, 00:22
granted but you get eaten by GODziLla



i wish for a dollar
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on July 11, 2009, 00:43
Granted. You are a dollar.

I wish for magic things to happen.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on July 11, 2009, 00:48
Granted. "It's magic!" "Nope, it's Radio Shack." 



I wish for a whole new set of those smiley face people, one of them should have a sword or something (Yes, I have realized that I keep using them in my wishes, I don't have anything else to work with).
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on July 11, 2009, 02:36
Granted, but you soon leave PKMN.net

I wish I ruled thw orld.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on July 11, 2009, 02:45
Granted. You are now the lord and ruler of Xempotoria, the world belonging to a wonderful little race of purple munchkins with nine sets of teeth and the hunting instincts of piranhas. Lucky you. 8D


I wish I was a piranha. D:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: rapidash-mike on July 11, 2009, 02:51
Granted. But you have no teeth and you don't know how to swim. D:

I wish I could secrete glue...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on August 06, 2009, 01:01
Granted, but a 1960's sticky scene ensues.

I wish I was the autocratic leader of the Free World.

Thank you for your time, Carlos.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EMPIRE on August 06, 2009, 01:05
Granted-ish your world is Mars...

I wish for a birthday kiss from Sophie off Big Brother.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on August 06, 2009, 01:06
granted, but it's the Australian Big Brother and 'Sophie' is an overweight Russian immigrant called Alexandra Wasacowska.

I wish for ROLLER SKATES.

Thank you for your time, Carlos.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EMPIRE on August 06, 2009, 01:08
granted...your gunna be Rick Rolled =D

I wish for a monkey that throws pie at people
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on August 06, 2009, 01:10
Granted, it throws 10 pies at you per minute for the rest of your life.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EMPIRE on August 06, 2009, 01:12
granted your going to be a fly that can fly!

I wanna be Irish
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on August 06, 2009, 02:49
Sure.. but you're a leprechaun and you CANT make gold. You just short and fuzzy, like a green Furbie.



I want to be your mother.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on August 06, 2009, 03:07
Granted, however, I have brothers, so the awesomeness you'd get from mothering me would be sapped away.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without putting on weight.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Crystl3 on August 06, 2009, 03:11
Granted. Wait! Did you mean food you LIKED?


I  wish I had a glaceon for a pet
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on August 06, 2009, 03:34
Granted, but the government take it away and have it disected to find out what it is.

I wish I was a Totodile IRL. *bites you*
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on August 06, 2009, 03:37
Sure, but you're at level 17, so you better not fight too much. Or you wont be 'Dile for long.
You can be 'Naw for naw now.



I wish I had a new iPod.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Crystl3 on August 06, 2009, 03:43
Granted. You should be more specific next time. I didn't know you wanted an ipod that worked.

I wish Santa was real
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: rapidash-mike on August 06, 2009, 03:45
Granted. But he's a child molester and a thief.

I wish I could love you always and forever...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on August 06, 2009, 03:46
Sure. *falls on the floor screaming*

"OMG OMG EVERYONE MY BOYFRIEND JUST BEAT ME!"



I wish I was a Mod over forum games.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: rapidash-mike on August 06, 2009, 03:49
Granted, but you don't have the power to do anything. =/

I wish I was an egg.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Crystl3 on August 06, 2009, 03:51
An egg that never hatched


I wish Pokemon were real
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on August 06, 2009, 03:56
Okay but Groudon doesn't like you, at all. And he knows where you live.


I wish you were with me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on August 06, 2009, 05:47
Granted. And I shall never leave you. Muwahahahaahahaahacoughdilefaint.

I wish people liked me. ;;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shovelware on August 06, 2009, 18:19
Granted. Everyone likes you.,
Everyone.
Which means people like you so much they want to take your skin and use it as wallpaper, and use your blood as moisturiser just so they can be close to you.

I wish I was a man ;-;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on August 06, 2009, 21:50
Granted. You are a wo-man. =D


I wish more people talked to me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on August 06, 2009, 21:51
Granted. But you are now deaf, mute and blind so you cannot talk to them, you cannot know they are talking and you can't do much. =]

I wish I had a drink.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on August 06, 2009, 21:57
Granted. You've got a cup of liquid poison.


I wish I could live longer.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on August 06, 2009, 22:03
Granted. You could live longer, but fate kills you on the spot.

I wish I had a million dollars (and I didn't counterfeit or steal them)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ownageduck on August 06, 2009, 23:14
Granted, you can have the money for a minute or two, then it's mine to spend on random stuff.

I wish I could have another wish ^^
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on August 07, 2009, 05:38
Granted you then go into a time loop of wishing for another wish for all of time.

I wish I could complete my file on MD2
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ownageduck on August 07, 2009, 12:21
Granted, as long as you give me the pleasure of dropping your cartridge down the toilet.

I wish somebody wouldn't corrupt my wishes.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on August 07, 2009, 12:45
Granted, somebody else does.

I wish to be a fruitbat. :3

Which means people like you so much they want to take your skin and use it as wallpaper, and use your blood as moisturiser just so they can be close to you.

Sounds hot.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on August 07, 2009, 14:37
Granted, the government announces the resr of this year Fruitbat Season.

Granted, as long as you give me the pleasure of dropping your cartridge down the toilet.

I greatly enjoy that considering I HATE MD2! That's why I want to beat it, so I don't have to play it ever again.

Back on topic, I wish I would die a painful death.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on August 07, 2009, 16:07
Granted, but you come back as a fly. Buzzy. :B

I wish I wasn't so bored I revisited this topic so soon that I made a post sandwich with Lemon Demon as the lemony filling that makes it so tasty.

... I also wish that made sense.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on August 07, 2009, 16:32
OK, you're not bored and made 3 cents off of it.

I wish for a clean cup full of clean, nonpoisonous water in front of me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on August 07, 2009, 16:33
Granted. *A used sports cup, perfect for sliding into a jockstrap of equal stench, appears before you. It is filled with water.*

I wish for acceptance. And a stuffed bear.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on August 07, 2009, 16:40
Granted. You are now accepted into Hell, but the bear has been accepted into Heaven. Tough luck. >:

I wish I had cheese. :3
... No, I don't actually like cheese.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on August 07, 2009, 16:42
Granted. But as you said, you don't like it.

I wish that I met a talking Beaver called Herman.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on August 07, 2009, 16:43
Granted, but it speaks in Portugese so you can't understand a word it says.

I wish I wish I was a fish. :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on August 07, 2009, 16:44
Granted. You stink, and you can't live on land.

I wish I was a fish with lungs that smelt nice.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on August 07, 2009, 20:17
Granted, but you have a fish disease that kills you as soon as you are born.

I wish
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ownageduck on August 07, 2009, 21:33
You wish for and empty line...awesome. You can have the empty line, as long as this line is a maneating snake in disguise.

I wish to be an astronaut xD

Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on August 07, 2009, 21:36
Sure, but they never gave you a suit. Said you were too fat for one. Have fun in space!



I wish that I could get more silly putty D=



Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on August 07, 2009, 22:17
Granted you open the egg and an insane Muk jumps on you.

I wish I was at Burger King right now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on August 07, 2009, 22:58
Granted. You're a burger. D:

I wish for Pepsi. :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on August 07, 2009, 23:25
Granted, but I drink it.

I wish for a very specific object... I wish for a something!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on August 08, 2009, 03:17
Granted, your something is a nothing.

I wish for this: O0
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Charlie The Umbreon on August 08, 2009, 16:02
Granted, but it turns into a cat.

I wish for Gerard Way to be my husband. xDD
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter Neb on August 10, 2009, 04:18
Link: Okay! but, he soon commites Suicide. sorry.

Navi: I wish that I got to say "Hey! Listen" at the beginning of the post, like usual...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on August 11, 2009, 15:44
Okay, the next time you say "Hey! Listen!" will be your last sentence.

Wish there were no more people on Pkmn.net who talk through made up characters instead of themselves.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Joey, the Lucario Kid on August 12, 2009, 17:34
Easy peasy. Granted ^.^

I wish nothing bad wold ever happen to me. Ever.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on August 12, 2009, 17:35
Granted, but you get bored, having escaped death.

I wish for a pony.

Thank you for your time, Carlos.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Joey, the Lucario Kid on August 12, 2009, 17:37
Granted, but you go riding on it, it bucks you off, tramples on your face, runs away, and gets hit by a car.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on August 13, 2009, 05:36
Granted. You get nothing.

I wish my peach tree's fruits wouldn't rot so quickly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ᄂΛZΣЯ_X on August 13, 2009, 19:15
Granted, but you get none at all. I wish for as many wishes as I want.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shadow Master 115 on August 13, 2009, 19:25
Granted, but every wish you make must involve being kissed by an old wrinkly woman

I wish I could breath under water
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: dr-barno on August 13, 2009, 19:28
granted, but you become an entire fish.

i wish for more chocolate.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on August 13, 2009, 19:55
A dog poops in your hand.

I couldn't resist.

I wish I had FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Joey, the Lucario Kid on August 13, 2009, 21:38
Tough luck.

I wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ᄂΛZΣЯ_X on August 14, 2009, 01:26
You get nothing.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: dr-barno on August 14, 2009, 13:06
But you have to have one anyways.

i wish i could think of something to wish
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Joey, the Lucario Kid on August 14, 2009, 13:24
Granted, your wish is to fall off a cliff.

I wish I had a pot noodle.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: dr-barno on August 14, 2009, 13:38
granted, but you have to have those two idiots from the adverts singing about it while you eat it.

i wish for an extra 5 minutes
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Joey, the Lucario Kid on August 14, 2009, 13:47
Granted, but just before that five munites starts you're hit by a random falling hammer and are knocked unconscious. You wake up six minutes later.

I wish I had a home cinema on the roof of my bedroom.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: dr-barno on August 14, 2009, 19:41
granted, but it can only show one film, which is the worst one in your opinion

i wish i could stop posting on this forum.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on August 14, 2009, 19:44
Granted, but you post on Feet Munchers Network instead, and your friends discover and announce it in class, forcing you to leave the country and flee to Mexico, where you meet Carlos, and he throws a watch in your face.

I wish for a merry go round.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Joey, the Lucario Kid on August 14, 2009, 20:42
Granted, but it explodes with you on it.

I wish I had a million monies. Yes, monies. Not pounds. Not dollars. Not Euros. Not pennies. Not even yen. Monies.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on August 14, 2009, 20:45
Granted, but they all turn out to be fake.



I wish I didn't have writer's block. Ever.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Joey, the Lucario Kid on August 14, 2009, 20:55
Granted, but then everyone else gets it. Except me. Heh-heh.

I wish I could have a longer holiday.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on August 15, 2009, 18:10
Granted, but it lasts forever and, thus, Gordon Brown doesn't return to office, and neither does Harriet Harman, causing anarchy, in which you are promptly killed.

I wish for a Taiwanese beer.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on August 15, 2009, 18:12
Granted.
*gives you some hiking boots*
Go get it.

I wish for this guy's troubles to all go away. *points to guy*
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on August 15, 2009, 18:16
Granted, but now his troubles are your's.

I wish for a usb-cord keyboard that works.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on August 15, 2009, 18:18
Granted, but it's pink. You are now an international laughing stock.

I wish I could never wish again...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Apprentice on August 15, 2009, 19:03
Granted.
...
It's misery in itself.

I wish I had some KFC right now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on August 15, 2009, 19:05
Granted, but it is poisonous.

I wish for madness. Beautiful madness.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Joey, the Lucario Kid on August 15, 2009, 20:52
Granted, but the madness is all yours.

I wish I could fly. Oh ya.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on August 15, 2009, 20:59
Granted. You could fly, if you had wings. You don't. The potential is there, though. Good for you. ^^

I wish I was everything.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Joey, the Lucario Kid on August 15, 2009, 21:00
Granted. Now that you're everything, there's nothing else left.

I wish nothing bad could ever ever ever happen to me ever.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on August 16, 2009, 13:44
Granted, but your tax is increased, which is technically a good thing to happen to you because you are a philanthropist to the government, but now you lose money.

I wish for a chacalaca.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on September 03, 2009, 12:17
wish greanted  ;D
*chichuawa apears
I wish the next wish wasnt corrupted
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Massacre\\♥ on September 03, 2009, 15:59
well, guess what?
it was corrupted(:

i wish my ex-friend matt would stop being a jerk,
&- we'd become friends again.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on September 03, 2009, 16:01
Granted. Instead of a jerk, he became a pretzel.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Liam on September 03, 2009, 16:03
You fly but you have a timer and you fly over a volcano and it runs out and you fall in and...

THEN A BIG GORILLA SAVES YOU!!

but soon after gets hungry and eats you. :c

I wish the forums would have more O0 .
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: jjas132 on September 03, 2009, 16:05
Granted, but the huge wall of  O0's crush you.

I wish I had wifi!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Liam on September 03, 2009, 16:07
You get wi-fi but then you start to trade your shinies and then the wi-fi breaks and you lose your Pokémon.

I wish I could teleport home from school.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Joey, the Lucario Kid on September 03, 2009, 19:54
Granted, but it breaks and you end if in the middle of the African Savannah.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on September 03, 2009, 19:57
Granted. You are capable of breathing when water is situated in a glass directly above your head.

I wish I had a book.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: XK|X Litwick on September 03, 2009, 20:03
Granted. But the book wont open until you find its key.

I wish the next person to post gets its wish granted.
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Post by: EMPIRE on September 04, 2009, 02:44
Granted Pixie Lott marrys me =D

I wish Pixie actually would..
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on September 04, 2009, 02:53
Granted. Lotts of Pixies will invade your home and ask to marry you.
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Post by: IceRain on September 04, 2009, 04:53
Granted! your house explodes and is considered an act of god by your insurance company =P (well she didn't wish for anything xP)

I wish I was a Flareon <3
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Post by: BlackStatic on September 04, 2009, 09:34
Granted, but you are attacked by Vaporeons.

I wish I had a sportscar.
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Post by: master1 on September 04, 2009, 17:12
Granted. You are a sports car.
Beep beep. o.O

I wish mum would cook rather than ordering take-out. ToT
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Post by: Massacre\\♥ on September 04, 2009, 17:15
granted, but she made something,
that made you throw up afterwards(:

i wish i was the vaporeon in my avvy. :D
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on September 04, 2009, 20:00
Granted, but three minutes later scientists see a Darkrai colored Vaporeon and capture you for endless testing.

I wish I was the most popular girl in school.
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Post by: Ten Silver Spoons on September 04, 2009, 20:11
 granted, but everyone starts to fight over you, procclaiming that you are their best friend. therefore everyone in the school is injured and you are killed by people grabbing hold of you and pulling you every direction.

 i wish i could talk to jonny again.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on September 04, 2009, 20:16
(Wow :o :o)

I have come back from the dead!!!!! >:D >:D

Granted, but every Jonny in the world comes and they all talk endlessly.

I wish I won the lottery.
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Post by: Massacre\\♥ on September 04, 2009, 20:36
granted. but he keeps talking about the same thing,
over and over and over again.

i wish our school district didn't split up the middle schools,
so i'd see S again instead of never ever seeing him again. /:
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Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on September 16, 2009, 18:38
Granted but then he is suddenly possessed by Satan and becomes an insanely annoying dictator due to his sudden reach of power to the older kids.

I wish for an ancient unicorn.
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Post by: master1 on September 16, 2009, 19:02
Granted. *gives you a unicorn fossil*

I wish I was a giant gummybear. =D
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on September 19, 2009, 02:22
Granted, but a mob of kindergardeners get loose from school and start to eat you.
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D >:D >:D 

I wish for a chocolate bar.
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Post by: Dane Bramage on September 19, 2009, 02:47
Your wish comes true without corruption. Too bad you forgot to make one.

I wish for peace on Earth and all that jazz.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on September 19, 2009, 03:56
Quote
Your wish comes true without corruption. Too bad you forgot to make one.


Well now I will.  ^.^ ^.^ Unless you edit your post...

Granted, but the government decides things are too peaceful and start a nuclear war.

I wish I was a wizard... so I could turn my worst enemy into a toad...
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Post by: Toshiku Yumari on September 19, 2009, 04:26
Granted, but your enemy likes being a toad.


I wish I could decide how to change my sig and/or av.
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Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on September 20, 2009, 05:10
Granted, you make a great signature. In fact, the best one ever. People agree that this is the Mona Lisa of Signatures. It's too big and gets disabled

I wish I could play really creepy piano solos.
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Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on September 20, 2009, 05:35
Granted, but you turn into Herbert the pervert.

I wish my life was perfect.
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Post by: master1 on September 20, 2009, 14:01
Granted, but then it gets boring.
... And the paradox relating causes the universe to implode.

I wish I had a TARDIS.
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Post by: Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted on September 20, 2009, 14:23
Granted, but I thought you said r****dis and now you're the stupidest man alive.

I wish I had Awesome psychic POWAHS
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Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on September 20, 2009, 16:58
Granted, but you start learning too quickly and your brain explodes from all the knowledge.

I wish I had HG and SS in English right now!
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Post by: master1 on September 20, 2009, 17:00
Granted, but it's a patched ROM so you get arrested for having it.

I wish I was a cushion for the next week. :3
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Post by: Serefina_Pacific on September 20, 2009, 18:24
Granted, but everybody else thinks you are the best one for sitting on.

I wish the world was flat...
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Post by: PokeSurfer on September 20, 2009, 23:09
Granted, but a boat will fall of the edge and an angry mob will hunt you down and burn you.

I wish more people knew about the Klonoa video game series. (Seriously)
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Post by: Bluffy on September 20, 2009, 23:17
Everyone does. But then they're inflicted with mild ammnesia and forget about it again.


I wish glass cups never broke.
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Post by: Shaymin on September 21, 2009, 18:18
Granted, but they melt instead.

I wish these damned hiccups would GO AWAY.
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Post by: Zy on September 21, 2009, 18:20
Granted but you get a heart attack instead.
Plus, glass actually slowly melts naturally.

I wish this wish couldn't ever be corrupted no matter what.
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Post by: master1 on September 21, 2009, 20:25
Granted.
... ... *beats the living snot out of you any way*
 ^.^


I wish someone would clean the blood off my knuckles now. : (
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Post by: Y2Jt on September 21, 2009, 20:30
Granted but there cleaned by chopping your hand off

I wish this damn cold would GO AWAY
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Post by: Super Paper Arwing on September 22, 2009, 18:41
Granted,but then an hour later,you're struck by Swine Flu.

I wish my laptop would never break in any way
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Post by: master1 on September 22, 2009, 19:18
Granted. But every time something happens that would break your laptop, a kitten dies.

Gee, I sure wish I was a real boy.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on September 22, 2009, 19:25
Granted, but you'll become 98 in 3 seconds later.

I wish I was ruler of air.
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Post by: Nyumi-chan on September 23, 2009, 01:07
Granted. You're now a plastic ruler belonging to a kid named Air.

I wish PKMN.NET would double in size.
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Post by: ShinyKecleon on September 23, 2009, 01:12
Congratulations, Nyumimira, Pkmn.net no longer fits inside your computer.

I wish that my writing talent for writing fanfics would rise exponentially.   ;)
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Post by: master1 on October 02, 2009, 19:53
Granted. But you're so good nobody understands how good it is and thinks you're crap.

I wish I was a cat. Meowmeaowmeow, neko neko desu~.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on October 02, 2009, 19:56
Granted, but you have one eye, six legs, four ears, and half a tail.

I wish I was less bored.
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Post by: master1 on October 02, 2009, 19:57
Granted. *a gang comes a beats you up*
Now you're traumatised instead. :3

I wish I didn't have a throat infection. TT
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Post by: ShinyKecleon on October 02, 2009, 20:41
Lol, Richie, I think that happens with my writing anyway >.>

Granted, but you now have a tumor in multiple places. Not to mention more STDs than have been discovered and a wicked goiter.

Edit: OH, my wish. Crud.

I wish that this lamp would stop flickering.
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Post by: Massacre\\♥ on October 02, 2009, 21:12
granted.
it stopped flickering,
but instead caught on fire.

i wish i had spanish the whole school year,
so i would have riley in at least one of my classes,
the whole year. :<
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Post by: PokeSurfer on October 02, 2009, 21:15
Granted, but Riley commits suicide.

I wish this wish won't be horribly corrupted.
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Post by: ShinyKecleon on October 02, 2009, 21:16
Granted, but the Government jumps in, so there's nothing we can do now.

I wish could learn every word in the English language in an instant.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on October 02, 2009, 21:20
Granted, but you brain explodes.

I wish I knew everything without my brain exploding.
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Post by: ShinyKecleon on October 02, 2009, 21:22
Granted, but again the Government interferes and drafts you into their secret Area 51 research service... have fun.

God, I wish I could stop incorporating the government into all my wishes.
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Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on October 02, 2009, 21:23
Granted, but the government comes after you for doing so.

I wish i could have a pet wolf.
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Post by: master1 on October 02, 2009, 21:23
Granted but it's feral and eats you.

I wish I didn't keep getting post-sniped. D:
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Post by: PokeSurfer on October 02, 2009, 21:24
Granted, but the wolf eats you. (We all saw it coming)

I wish I was a better spriter.

SNIPED

Granted, but I get sniped as well and you get the curse back a few seconds after.

Spriter.
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Post by: Webby on October 02, 2009, 21:29
Granted, but your sprites are auto-saved as being JPEG so your magical skills can never be recognised.

I wish I could go to a Kate Voegele concert. ;-;
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Post by: PokeSurfer on October 02, 2009, 21:31
Granted, but Kate Voegele cancels the day before and you go to a Beethoven Tribute Concert.

I wish I was all-powerful.
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Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on October 02, 2009, 21:32
Granted, but your body overloads with all the power.

I wish i could get a good nights sleep.
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Post by: master1 on October 02, 2009, 21:33
Granted. *whacks you with a sledge-hammer* G'night! =D

I wish I was a turkey.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on October 02, 2009, 21:35
Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish this wish nor my next wish cannot be horribly corrupted and nobody can intercept.

SNIPED

Granted, but you are no bigger than an amoeba and die in a few seconds.

Wish.
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Post by: The Shrub Dragon on October 02, 2009, 21:36
granted, but everytime you do get hurt people will walk on you.

I wish I didn't have to do tennis.

SNIP'D

Granted, but you get killed and eaten.

Tennis~

DOUBLE BLIMPING SNIPED!!

granted, but you get attacked with a dish

Tennis~
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Post by: master1 on October 04, 2009, 22:04
Granted. Now you have to do badminton.

I wish I had a nice, healthy orange to eat.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on October 04, 2009, 22:31
Granted. It's so healthy and nice, you decide it's too nice and healthy and that there must be a catch, so you test it, and end up ruining it.


I wish I had more good music to listen to.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on October 05, 2009, 08:39
Granted, but you don't have anything that can play it and you cannot buy the player until 87 years.

I wish I owned Nintendo.
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Post by: master1 on October 05, 2009, 12:21
Granted! *Nintendo goes bankrupt* ... Oops.


I wish I wasn't diseased. X_X
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Post by: Webby on October 05, 2009, 13:09
Granted, but the rest of the world's population are now diseased.

I wish I had a coffee.
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Post by: Completelyrandom: Singing your praises in relative phrases on October 05, 2009, 13:34
Granted you have coffee, now live with the knowledge that hundreds of african children died picking your beans.

I wish to be super kind of super human.
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Post by: ShinyKecleon on October 05, 2009, 21:55
Granted, but your super power is transforming into other members of your family.

I wish I had the most beautiful music in the world to listen to.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on October 05, 2009, 22:01
Granted, but you suddenly become deaf.

I wish I could get a female Totodile egg already!
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Post by: master1 on October 05, 2009, 23:32
Granted but it refuses to learn any good moves... And acts like a female me (your own personal Hell, yes? =P).

I wish was a better artist.
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Post by: IceRain on October 05, 2009, 23:35
Granted but you go crazy and cut off your own ear.

I wish I had no children =D
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Post by: ShinyKecleon on October 06, 2009, 01:25
Granted, but you have Grimer in place of them.

I wish the world was a nice place to live in  ^.^
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Post by: Serefina_Pacific on October 06, 2009, 01:43
Granted, but you are the only person left on the earth.

I wish I had a nice, jucy taco right now...
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Post by: master1 on October 06, 2009, 11:47
Granted!
*Gives you a taco made out of orange juice*
*it drips through your hands*
... Ew.


I wish I had green scales. :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 06, 2009, 12:42
Granted. *Gives a pair of green weighing scales*

I wish I could hypnotise people.
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Post by: Webby on October 06, 2009, 14:43
Granted. You walk to a mirror before you see other people and end up hynotising yourself first. You are forced to live in care for the rest of your life. =]

I wish I had a penny.
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Post by: Boggypete on October 09, 2009, 22:46
Granted but the penny is actually infected with a rare flesh-eating disease and you die an extremely painful death.

I wish I could write amazing songs.
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Post by: Rotom48 on October 09, 2009, 22:48
Granted, but all instruments ad vocal chords in the world are destroyed so noone can listen to them.

I wish I was happy.
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Post by: Boggypete on October 09, 2009, 22:51
Granted but nobody else likes you anymore because you are so happy.

I wish I was 6ft tall.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on October 09, 2009, 22:52
Granted, but now you are under the influence of Carpainter's 'religion' and part of Happy Happyism. Now go paint everything blue mindlessly. (EarthBound reference!)

I wish I had my old Klonoa 2 game back... ;_;

SNIPED!

Granted, but first define the algebraic value of 'ft'.

Klonoa 2.
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Post by: IceRain on October 09, 2009, 22:55
Granted but your parents have to move into a new house because their short on money and the only affordable house they could find was one with 5 ft tall ceilings...good luck ;P

SNIPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  !

...what about Klonoa 2?


I wish I lived in Birmingham (the england one xP)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 09, 2009, 22:56
Granted, but you can't breathe because you're buried alive under chavs. (England has a lot of them.)

I wish I had my Klonoa 2 game back!!
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Post by: master1 on October 09, 2009, 23:06
Granted, but it's covered in skin-eating viruses.

I wish I had a new cell/mobilephone.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: IceRain on October 09, 2009, 23:08
Granted but it's a boring tracphone with limited funability :P

I wish I had some candy with no disease on it =P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 09, 2009, 23:10
Granted, but someone may have already eaten some of it... <<>>

I wish I could get 'Fly in the Freedom' out of my head!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 09, 2009, 23:11
Granted, but something else more annoying gets into your head.

I wish my friend would come home so I could call her.
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Post by: Laprabi on October 11, 2009, 00:02
Granted, but she will never call you again. Ever.

I wish I was immortal.
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Post by: master1 on October 11, 2009, 00:04
Granted.
*sticks a poisoned sword through your chest so it hurts like Hell for all eternity*
Yay!
*runs you over with a steamrollar*
Weeee~!


I wish I was green.
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Post by: IceRain on October 11, 2009, 00:06
Granted but eventually everyone you knew and loved dies and you also have the worst of luck and something bad happens to you every day =D

sniped F____________!

Granted but everyone laughs at how silly you look as they punch you in the face for no reason =P

I wish I was playing Emerald right now :<
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Post by: ShinyKecleon on October 11, 2009, 00:45
Granted, but you'll never make it past Wallace. Ever.

I wish my art project was magically finished :L
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Post by: Bluffy on October 11, 2009, 00:48
It gets finished in a blink, then spontaneously combusts into flames.

I wish I had an eternally replenishing tissue box.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 12, 2009, 03:22
Granted, but the material they are made from contains poison.
That'll teach you to break my brain!

I wish I could understand Bluffy's RP.
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Post by: Bluffy on October 12, 2009, 03:35
Granted. You understand this year's. But what about '10's Rocket!?!? AHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had a bar of chocolate that regenerates and poisons my enemies when they try to bite off some.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 12, 2009, 03:41
Granted, but you poison half the city and the mayor sends you to jail for the rest of your life or the end of the world. Whichever comes first.

I wish I could go to Hogwarts.
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Post by: master1 on October 12, 2009, 13:33
Granted, but you are a muggle and to protect the secrets of magic, they turn you into a goldfish.

I wish I had a Bulbasaur.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 12, 2009, 16:47
Granted, But three hundred people start to fight over it and kill you.

I wish I was a good artist.
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Post by: +anima: Cooro on October 12, 2009, 17:01
granted, but your art is so good it can't be seen by the human eye.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on October 12, 2009, 19:49
Granted, now you have to go to prison!

I wish my old French teacher got better to teach us and waste the lesson by rambling on about France! =D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pandemonium on October 12, 2009, 19:53
granted... but your school will self-destruct in 3...2...1...

i wish i didn't bite my nails ._.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 12, 2009, 19:55
Granted. You now have the urge to bite the nails of bears. Have fun. ^^

I wish I had a multi-layered CD to burn off all this junk on the PC to.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pandemonium on October 12, 2009, 20:02
granted, but each layer is only 2 kilobytes

i wish i was making a better wish
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 12, 2009, 21:24
Granted, but your wish is so good the world selfdestructs!!!

I wish I was smart, but still cool.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Massacre\\♥ on October 12, 2009, 21:32
granted but soon your brain explodes,
because you're so smart and it can't hold so much info.
i wish spanish didn't end this wednesday :>
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Post by: Webby on October 12, 2009, 23:38
Granted, Wednesday no longer exists. Which means Spanish never ends. But he ends up leaving the class anyway (I had to make this wish corrupt somehow. >.< )

I wish I could write a composition for my own orchestra.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 12, 2009, 23:47
Granted, but it's horrible and people cut off your head in offense.

I wish I had an non-poisonous, non-diseased bar of chocolate.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on October 12, 2009, 23:53
Granted, but then I come by and swipe it from you.


I wish I had the ability to create fictional animals to life, and be able to control them. Plus, they're never evil!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pandemonium on October 12, 2009, 23:54
granted, but they're the size of planetoids and accidentally sit on you

i wish for my wish not to be corrupted
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 13, 2009, 00:01
Granted, but the person who granted it is a liar and corrupts it anyway.

I wish my house had a swimming pool out back.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 13, 2009, 14:10
Granted. *moves your house to the hottest part of the Australian outback and puts a tiny swimming pool next it*

Yay!  :D

I wish I knew Japanese.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pandemonium on October 14, 2009, 17:42
Granted, but you are now both unable to speak and incapable of writing :3

I wish for the power to lift a finger.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Boggypete on October 14, 2009, 17:58
Granted but you now have to spend the rest of your life lifting fingers for lazy people.

I wish I had a horrible painful disease.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on October 15, 2009, 00:04
Granted. You have a horrible disease in a jar, which will poison the world's population minus you if released.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Post by: ShinyKecleon on October 15, 2009, 00:59
Granted, but you're a Magikarp holding an Everstone.

I wish that I could go to DisneyWorld again  :sleep:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 15, 2009, 07:26
Granted, you have a job there cleaning the toilets.

I wish I could spell any word backwards immediately.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 18, 2009, 04:54
Granted, but you spell a word backwards for the mayor and he sends you to Venus because you are an alien.

I wish it would snow. Right now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 18, 2009, 10:51
Granted, but it snows yellow snow.

I wish I had a crate of cans of Diet Coke.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 18, 2009, 12:22
Granted, but you get brain cancer becuase Diet Coke does that. <3

I wish I woke up at 9AM this morning and stayed awake.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Boggypete on October 18, 2009, 12:32
Granted but now you can never fall asleep again.

I wish everything costed less.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Zy on October 18, 2009, 12:34
Granted, but everyone in the world now has less money proportionate to the deflation in price.

I wish females don't go through menstruation.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Boggypete on October 18, 2009, 12:37
Granted but now males experience it instead.

I wish I knew how I felt about my new haircut.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Zy on October 18, 2009, 12:37
Granted but now males experience it instead.

I wish I knew how I felt about my new haircut.
I can live with that.

Granted, but then you end up getting another haircut.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 19, 2009, 21:59
No one corrupts your wish. Sadly, you didn't make one.

I wish I didn't have homework for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 19, 2009, 22:02
Granted. You now live in school.

I wish I was asleep right now. But only until 7:30AM tomorrow.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 19, 2009, 22:09
Granted. You now live in school.

I wish I was asleep right now. But only until 7:30AM tomorrow.

*Grabs tow truck and bring all possesions to school.*
I'll live with  that...

Granted. But the world ended while you were sleeping.

I wish I lived in a mansion. A big mansion.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pandemonium on October 19, 2009, 22:13
Granted, but now you're trapped in a never ending load of dungeons. [I tried playing a game called Londonian Gothics: Maikyuu no Lolita... but I can't read enough Japanese and I get lost within minutes.]

I wish mai Lauren had a new mobile already.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShinyKecleon on October 19, 2009, 22:30
Granted, but the phone (or is it a house?) drops in a toilet.

I wish I knew biochem perfectly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pandemonium on October 19, 2009, 22:38
Granted, but somehow you biochem your FACE.

I wish to have this wish corrupted. Yet, I also would prefer it not to be.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 19, 2009, 22:51
Granted, but your opinion means nothing, thus corrupting the wish... Somehow...

I wish I had a time machine.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: rapidash-mike on October 19, 2009, 23:47
Granted, but it needs to be plugged in to work. So you end up going to Dinosaur Times and you can't get back.

I wish I could be the moon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 20, 2009, 09:54
Granted.
*Joins NASA*
*Destroys you*
I'm happy. =)

I wish I was even happier.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: BlackStatic on October 20, 2009, 10:19
Granted, but then everyone else turns emo and you don't seem to notice.

I wish I was a little english sparrow, oh I wish I was a little english sparrow. I would sit upon the steeple and I'll poop on the people oh I was a little english sparrow~
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pugseli on October 20, 2009, 17:28
Granted but after his visit to see the Queen, Pussycat decided to eat you XD

I wish Captain Olimar (Pikmin) was real. X3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 20, 2009, 17:29
Granted. But he eats you. D:

I wish I knew how to get rid of this stupid "OMG YOU CAN WRITE WITH YOUR PEN TABLET AND IT'LL TURN INTO LETTERS!" icon. It's in the way. :-/
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 20, 2009, 17:31
Granted, but you reach Pikmin extinction on the first day and the onions fly away, leaving no seeds.

I wish Maddy didn't decide to leave. :'(

POSTSNIPED

Granted, but your computer is now broken.

I wish Maddy didn't decide to leave. :'(
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pugseli on October 20, 2009, 17:32
Granted but somehow you get kicked out of existence DX

I wish cows could talk. XD
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 20, 2009, 17:34
Granted, but Rex comes and steals them all! (He's a moderator (Username: Ledyba) who is known for loving cows :tongue2:)

I wish I became a mod! >:D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pugseli on October 20, 2009, 17:46
Granted but PKMN crashes in the process and is lost in cyberspace.

I wish I had a million pounds.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on October 20, 2009, 22:29
Granted. You have a million pounds of excess body weight. Guess what happens then? =P

I wish I could rewind time and go back 2 days.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 21, 2009, 02:50
Granted but something goes wrong and you are stuck reliving those two days for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't a nerd.
Just kidding....

I wish I had HeartGold for the Ds.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nyumi-chan on October 21, 2009, 08:32
Granted. You now have a piece of paper with the words "HeartGold for the DS" written on it.

I wish I was made of cardboard.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 21, 2009, 16:09
Granted.
...
...
Ooh, just what I needed! ^^
*cuts some bits off you and uses them in his art project*
*You feel every snip*



I wish I could get into the bathroom to re-brush my teeth. X.x
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on October 21, 2009, 22:04
Granted. But your sibling had been using your toothbrush to clean the toilet.

I wish I got to meet Chuck Norris...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShinyKecleon on October 21, 2009, 22:08
...I can't even grant that one. Chuck Norris won't return my calls.

I wish he would.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on October 21, 2009, 22:17
Granted, but he unfortunatly punches you through the phone.

I wish pokemon were real...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: </HarmonicWolf> on October 21, 2009, 23:12
But being stuffed into a small airtight container would kill anything. (except for chuck norris of course :D)

I wish to have this wish corrupted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 21, 2009, 23:13
Not granted. Your wish is corrupted.

I wish I had a MOTHER 3 game. In English.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on October 21, 2009, 23:16
Granted. You now have 3 mothers that like to play the game monopoly and nag you all the time. (That one was a bit difficult to render in my own vision.)

I wish that Joe Satriani never sued Coldplay...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 21, 2009, 23:19
Granted. You now have 3 mothers that like to play the game monopoly and nag you all the time. (That one was a bit difficult to render in my own vision.)

XD I found that really funny. You made my day that bit brighter. At least for the last 40 minutes.

Granted, but all of Coldplay die in a horrific car crash.

I wish I could whistle louder.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alllister on October 21, 2009, 23:28
You know, you can get mother 3 in english.

Your whistling is so loud it breaks eardrums and shatters glass.  You'd better wear earplugs.

I wish.  I had a bottle of glitter.  And that it didn't break, harm me in any way.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on October 21, 2009, 23:33
Granted. That bottle of glitter does not harm you, rather it locks you in a dark room with squishy walls like that of an insane asylum.

I wish that I was a ninja.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: </HarmonicWolf> on October 21, 2009, 23:34
But then you'd get owned by a pirate. (gf n00b)

I wish for make up classes to finally finish so I can get on and do something with my life.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 21, 2009, 23:37
You know, you can get mother 3 in english.

I know, but it involves downloading something illegally and those are not recognized on my computer. :P

Granted, but the glitter is invisible and therefore useless.

I wish I was more social irl.

POSTSNIPED

Granted, but you are now handicapped on every limb. Have fun as a ninja!

I wish I was more social irl.

POSTSNIPED AGAIN!

Granted, but nobody will ever hire you.

I wish I was more social irl.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on October 21, 2009, 23:39
Granted. Unfortunetly, you will forever be postsniped on every post. (Wait, that already came true. PS You seem nice, Ima add you to my buddy list.)

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 22, 2009, 12:35
Granted. You can now fly 0.004 nanometers off the ground. :3

I wish my eyes didn't hurt.

Granted. But your sibling had been using your toothbrush to clean the toilet.
I'm an only child. <3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Steve Jobs on October 22, 2009, 23:28
granted, but the medicine you took that took the pain away was recalled due to it being infected with swine flu.

I wish that it was legal to buy a BB gun at 13 years of age
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 24, 2009, 01:28
Granted, but you hurt yourself with it.

I wish I was locked in a dark room.
Yes, I've lost it.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 24, 2009, 01:35
Granted. But you only get one wish from me, so you're screwed unless another magic person finds you.
>:I
*kicks Richie's pokeball*
*chucks richie's pokeball over the fence* I couldn't help it. D:
perhaps we just play Mankey in the Middle with Richie's PokeBall
I wish people wouldn't torture me while I'm in my PokéBall. ;;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on October 24, 2009, 03:16
Granted, but now people beat you up anytime you are outside your pokeball. (note: wish only counts for 8 minutes)

I wish I had a cup of hot chocolate that will not harm me or anyone else in any way.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Sasquatch on October 24, 2009, 06:30
Granted, but you spill it.

I wish I could breathe underwater
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShinyKecleon on October 24, 2009, 13:30
Granted, but you die of water inhalation anyway. *morbid*

I wish for the lead part in an upcoming play.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on October 24, 2009, 21:22
Granted, but the lead part is Alice from Alice in wonderland. (lol,  gender differences.)

I wish my grades were better.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Sasquatch on October 24, 2009, 22:46
Granted ,but your school gets demolished. D=

I wish i had a robot to do my homework.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on October 25, 2009, 06:43
Granted, but the robot destroys everything you've ever loved.

I wish I never had to get another injection again.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Boggypete on October 25, 2009, 08:55
Granted but now you die of a horrible disease that could have been prevented with an injection.

I wish someone had told me about the clocks going back an hour.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 25, 2009, 13:43
Granted, but they told you too early and you were late for some things, bad stuff happened and now you're homeless. Or something.

I wish my legs didn't hurt. ;;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 25, 2009, 20:08
Granted, but you now have a migrain.

I wish I was not locked in a dark room.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Caldoran on October 26, 2009, 05:08
Granted, so you would instead be locked in a dark cardboard.

I wish I could fast forward time.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OpalRhea on October 26, 2009, 05:45
Granted, but you vanish from the timestream therefor mking your ability useless.

I wish I could shapeshift into fantasy creatures
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 26, 2009, 13:56
Granted, but you get carted off by the government for testing and dissection.

I wish some of the Greek myths and legends were real. =)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Massacre\\♥ on October 26, 2009, 20:24
they are.
but then one of the mythical creatures eats you. DD;
and the rest eat everyone else.
phahahah, i dunno. x)

i wish i could meet justin bieber. <33
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Angelpants.™ on October 26, 2009, 20:25
Granted, but afterwards he'll admit to you that he has feelings for your mother.

I wish I had a puppy!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 26, 2009, 20:26
Granted! *Cerberus appears* =D

I wish I was taller.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 27, 2009, 02:45
Granted, but you become so tall you always hit your head when entering a room.

I wish the Percy Jackson series was real.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on October 27, 2009, 03:28
Granted, but you will become the victims of all those demons and monsters. (It's not that fantastic. =])

I wish I had a small dragon for a pet.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on October 30, 2009, 23:23
Granted, but you will become the victims of all those demons and monsters. (It's not that fantastic. =])
Whats not fantastic? The series? I like it a little, but being the daughter/son of a god would be cool in my opinion.
About your wish...
Granted, but it burns you to a crisp.

I wish I could go to a party.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on October 31, 2009, 19:59
Granted, but it's a party for Aztec Gods and you're the sacrifice.

I wish...I was a women!   :P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 31, 2009, 20:27
Granted, but you get pregnant by rape.

I wish I could make my mind up about evolving into Croconaw. D:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on October 31, 2009, 20:32
Granted. You decide not too but then someone asks to trade a legit level 1 Arceus for a Croconaw. They wont wait and leave you empty handed.

I wish I could have a pet Arceus :D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on October 31, 2009, 21:08
Granted but it creates a new universe without you.

I wish I never had to go to the toilet again.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spook on October 31, 2009, 21:10
Granted. I un-surgically remove your bladder and stomach. Have fun.

I wish I could get Batman : Arkham Asylum for mah Xbox360
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on October 31, 2009, 21:13
Granted. *exchanges your Xbox360 for the game* =)

I wish I was slightly more amazing.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on October 31, 2009, 21:39
Granted, but your body explodes under the amazingness.

I wish I will never be postsniped ever again in my life.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on October 31, 2009, 22:06
Granted, but you get SNIPED by an Octillery.

I wish I had the energy to be a Duracell battery.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on October 31, 2009, 22:12
Granted, but you get fired and have to take the job as the Energizer Bunny.

I wish I could talk to animals.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on October 31, 2009, 22:15
Granted, but you can't talk to porcupines, so the porcupines feel as if you are alienating them and kick you repeatedly.

I wish I was currently expressing every single emotion expressed by the emoticons in the bar above me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 01, 2009, 21:06
Granted but expressing them all at once makes your face pop off.

I wish I had completely invisible arms of sneakiness.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on November 01, 2009, 23:41
Granted, but they also grow 200 times in size and you cannot see where you swing them.

I wish that world hunger would end.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: serperior on November 01, 2009, 23:43
Granted, but your cafe will go out of buisness

I wish my Milotic would just get to level 70 already!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on November 01, 2009, 23:50
Granted, but then your game explodes, and no more Milotic.


I wish I could work in my book, and do all of the other crap I'm working on, all at once.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on November 01, 2009, 23:57
Granted, but in the haste of doing everything, you forget to breathe and then die.

I wish I was a successful writer.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on November 02, 2009, 00:00
Granted, but your cafe will go out of buisness

No! Not my cafe!

Granted, but your crazed fans find you, rip all of your hair out, and rob your house.

I wish that it rained purple platypi.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 02, 2009, 07:57
Granted. The velocity caused by them falling from so high would mean that they kill everyone they land on. About three-quarters of the human population is wiped out by the platypi rain.

I wish I could stretch like Mr. Fantastic. :B
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 02, 2009, 11:16
Granted but every time you stretch something shrinks to counter it.

I wish I could have a girlfriend who wouldn't pick me up and drop me on my head.  :unsure:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: serperior on November 02, 2009, 11:55
Granted, but your new girlfriend lives 5000000 miles away.

I wish you could battle gym leaders more than once a day on Platinum.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 02, 2009, 23:36
Granted but you have to battle them constantly instead and never have a chance to save.

I wish I didn't have wet hair.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OpalRhea on November 03, 2009, 00:06
Granted, but your hair spontaniously combusts, roasting your brain to a crisp, and killing you instanty.


Have a nice day!

I  wish I could throw all the homophobics into the pit of despair and demise... Without entering it myself.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 03, 2009, 10:14
Granted, but the world gets boring without the most hatable group of people in it and everyone commits suicide.

Or something.

I wish I knew Aqua Jet. D:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 03, 2009, 20:19
Granted but you lack experience so it always back fires a you.

I wish I had a lovely waistcoat with fine trimming and imported buttons made from ground up rhinos.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShinyKecleon on November 03, 2009, 20:20
Granted, but you have to live in an Egg for nine months to learn it.

SNIPED!!!

Granted, but the Rhinos will be seeking revenge at midnight.

I wish that my life wasn't horrible T.T.T.T.T
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 04, 2009, 00:09
Granted but your life ends twice as fast. :ohmy:

I wish I could fall asleep now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on November 04, 2009, 00:53
Granted, but when you wake up, you can never fall asleep again, so you spend the rest of your life dead-beat.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 05, 2009, 00:20
Granted, but one day you're gonna be flying and a lightning bolt will strike you.

I wish I have better imagination.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on November 05, 2009, 00:22
Granted, but it only lasts for 45 minutes, so when you are floating above the atlantic ocean on the way to paris, you fall and drown, and if that wasn't bad enough, you see atlantis, but drown before you can tell anyone.

I really thought that one through. And then I was

SNIPED

Granted, but to make up for your large imagination, you now cannot move or talk, so you cannot share your imagination.

I am cruel.

I wish I was a mail man.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 05, 2009, 00:29
Granted, but all the dogs in the world will begin chasing you and attacking you.

I wish I had a non-poisoned box of chocolates.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on November 05, 2009, 00:33
Granted, but you drop them down a well, and go in after them, and get eaten by the well monster.

I wish I was uber pwnage.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 05, 2009, 00:47
Granted, but one day, you are gonna meet someone that's uber fail. So fail that you lose your pwnageness for being around that person.

I wish I had no homework.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 05, 2009, 10:52
Granted but now you have exams instead.

I wish I had a pet T-Rex.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on November 05, 2009, 12:50
Granted, but it explodes, killing you.

I wish my friend here was more excited about the lazer tag for mah birthday.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 05, 2009, 15:38
Granted, but he gets overexcited and ruins your birthday. ;;

I wish Pokesurfer's birthday didn't get ruined (but I had to corrupt the wish somehow). D':
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 05, 2009, 19:55
Granted but you corrupted his wish and your wish makes a paradox to destroy you.

I wish I could afford heating. :(
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on November 06, 2009, 01:16
Granted, but now the weather turns extremely hot and because you already payed for heat, you have no air conditioning.  :ohmy:

I wish that I got to meet Chuck Norris... (again)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 06, 2009, 03:55
Granted, but you annoy him and he blows you up.

In other news, me and Evan have the same song in our sigs, only different parts.
Now I will change mine.

I wish it was my birthday.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 06, 2009, 04:05
Granted. But everybody forgets and you spiral into an uncontrollable depression and self pity until you inevitabely blow yourself.


I wish I had *close up* 9 billion dollars!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: mewz2cute on November 06, 2009, 05:13
Granted. But they're the last 9 billion dollars on Earth and everyone wants them.


I wish I had a puppy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 06, 2009, 12:31
Granted! *gives dead puppy* ^^

I wish I could speak every language known to man. Fluently.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on November 06, 2009, 12:36
Granted, but you can only say swear words from now on.

I wish the booking for my lazer tag will suceed.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spartacus on November 06, 2009, 15:04
Granted. But your opponents use real lasers and slice you into zillions of tiny pieces.


I wish I was not at work.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on November 06, 2009, 21:06
yes, but instead of being at work, your in world war two
I wish I could be the OFFICIAL sprite rater, EVERYWHERE
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on November 06, 2009, 22:19
Granted. Sprite Rater becomes a registered profession, and you begin a series of reality TV shows to find the best Sprite Rater to follow in your work. You create an industry of hated people, and spriting becomes seldom seen outside of small cults within Europe.

I wish I could go to bed.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 06, 2009, 22:42
Granted but it's not your bed it's a velociraptor's.

I wish I didn't need to wash ever again.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 06, 2009, 22:56
Granted. But you become extremely dirty and contract the Black Death.

I wish nothing bad happened on this wish
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 06, 2009, 22:58
Granted.
...
*punches you in the face anyway*

I wish I had Pepsi. D:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 06, 2009, 23:03
Granted but you must fight a moose for it.

I wish I could transform into a horde of badgers.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShinyKecleon on November 07, 2009, 00:19
Granted, but you manage to get mad at yourself and the horde breaks into CHAOS.

I wish I will go undefeated as Koga. >)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on November 07, 2009, 00:24
Granted, but then the real Koga appears and kicks your butt.



I wish I had pie.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 07, 2009, 00:29
Granted. Here's a drawing of a pie.

I wish I didn't need to use glasses.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: mewz2cute on November 07, 2009, 03:11
Granted! *gives dead puppy* ^^
xD
That's so not cool. Lol

Granted, you don't need to use glasses but now you can't see. =P

I wish I had an afro.

lol idk
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 07, 2009, 04:18
Granted, but your afro will be so big that you can't see.

I wish I won't procrastinate as much.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 07, 2009, 13:48
Granted. You don't procrastinate and do all your work. Then you realized that work was due years ago.

I wish I was Chuck Norris
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Post by: q.c.™ on November 07, 2009, 19:34
Okay. *POOF*
(http://www.gavetafilmes.com.br/chucknorrislevandomuitaporrada/chuck_norris_03.jpg)


I wish that I was the luckiest person in teh world 8D
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Post by: master1 on November 07, 2009, 19:36
lllllooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Granted. But you're so lucky that you just get bored of life and kill yourself. Or something.

I wish for Bakewell Tarts.
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Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 07, 2009, 22:16
Granted but they expired five years ago.

I wish I had the power to stop everyone from wishing
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Post by: Charlie The Umbreon on November 07, 2009, 22:20
granted, but it reverses and you have to stop wishing.

i wish to be in a king size bed wth gerard way and oli skyes, with champangue : D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on November 07, 2009, 23:18
Granted, but you get champangue, not champagne.

I wish that mother nature would call me.......
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Post by: Laprabi on November 07, 2009, 23:20
Granted, but she then kills you.

I wish my house was bigger than my country.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on November 07, 2009, 23:23
Granted, but you can never pay the mortage.

I wish there was no business like show business.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 07, 2009, 23:32
Granted. Then show business falls and there are no business in the world and everybody falls into poverty.

...

...

...

I can't wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 07, 2009, 23:40
... *gives cookies*

I wish I had a can of soup.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 08, 2009, 04:31
xD
That's so not cool. Lol

Granted, you don't need to use glasses but now you can't see. =P

I wish I had an afro.

lol idk


I was going to include this in my post, but then it would be hard to corrupt. I don't mind being blind. It's not that hard.

Richie, your wish is granted, but the can explodes in your face.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on November 08, 2009, 13:16
No wish, restart: I wish the last person would have wished.
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Post by: PokeSurfer on November 08, 2009, 14:09
Granted, but that makes your wish invalid, automatically corrupting it.

I wish I could learn PSI without the help of a Magypsy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 08, 2009, 14:17
Granted, but I misheard and you now have a hermaphrodite Psyduck.

I wish I had a Focus Band.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 08, 2009, 14:45
You do but it's in your stomach.

I wish I had a real life mawile.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on November 08, 2009, 20:59
Granted, but you stole it from Victory Road, so now Mawile is no longer there, leaving you unable to catch one ingame.

I wish that the second coming of Jesus would arrive on my doorstop suddenly
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on November 09, 2009, 02:03
Actual Jesus arrive on your doorstep. Now the world slowly starts to end.

=D



I wish that I could meet Sierra Boggess.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on November 09, 2009, 02:05
Granted. But I don't know who that is, so a mountain appears instead.



I wish I had a pet mountain that would attack people when I told it to.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on November 09, 2009, 02:07
She is the lovely girl in my avatar.. and if you click the first link in my signature..

Fail.

Granted.. but since it turned out to be MY mountain that you gave me I sent a firing squad after you..


I wish that more people appreciated the little mermaid as much as i do..

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Post by: Rorak Kuroda on November 09, 2009, 04:11
Granted, but the paparazzi from her popularity kills her. Unfortunate.

I wish that life was easier.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spartacus on November 09, 2009, 10:26
Granted, but I misread and you life now becomes CHEESIER.


I wish I had a roll and bacon. Mmmmmm!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 09, 2009, 14:24
Granted. *rolls you in bacon and feeds you to dragons*

I wish this paint would dry faster.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spartacus on November 09, 2009, 15:42
Granted. It is fast drying paint but there is some on the handle of the brush, drying at super speed and sticking the brush to the wall and you to the brush. as you pull it away your skin tears and you gush blood all over your nicely painted walls. (You may or may not have bled out)

I wish I could type faster
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Post by: MOP on November 09, 2009, 22:51
Granted but you type so fast your fingers break off.

I wish I had Bernard's Watch!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 09, 2009, 22:59
Granted! But I didn't realise you were refering to the TV show so some muscley biker guy called Bernard hunts you down and does unspeakable things to you to get his watch back.

o.o;

... I wish MOP wasn't dead. =D
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Post by: MOP on November 09, 2009, 23:04
Granted, I'm undead!

I wish I had a heart...
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Post by: zorro1 on November 10, 2009, 00:37
granted LOL!



i wish i had a nugget
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on November 10, 2009, 00:47
Granted. You have a chicken nugget. And a seagull eats it. ):

I wish I could draw things into life.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 10, 2009, 01:21
Granted, but they eat you.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 10, 2009, 01:49
Thanks for wishing me up some wishes buddy! Granted!
No side effects...

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 10, 2009, 01:54
granted but you don't fly high.^^
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 10, 2009, 02:04
um... zorro, you kind of need to make a wish at the end of your post.

I wish I owned the entire world.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 10, 2009, 02:15
GrAnTeD but it COMES TO AN END!
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Post by: Toshiku Yumari on November 10, 2009, 02:19
Zorro, you need to wish buuuudddeeee!


I wish I had a fake stick of licorice.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 10, 2009, 02:21
Granted but it's real.





i wish i had platinum
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 10, 2009, 02:38
Granted, but in the middle of the game the chip fails and you'll never be able to defeat the Champion. What a shame.

I wish I had more Skittles.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 10, 2009, 02:43
Granted but they're rocky.




i wish i had a chocolate.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: IceRain on November 10, 2009, 02:45
Granted, but it has pokerus virus on it. You would live to be strong and healthy and very prosperible for the rest of your life...but you commit suicide because you think it's a deadly disease XP

I wish I was in Tokyo
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Apprentice on November 10, 2009, 02:45
Granted, but you become kawaii.
In a bad sort of way.

I wish I could see an immovable object meet an irresistable force.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: IceRain on November 10, 2009, 02:48
Granted, but your head explodes for some reason afterwards =P

Granted, but you become kawaii.
In a bad sort of way.

There's a bad way? XP

I wish I knew what the bad way to becoming cute was.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 10, 2009, 02:50
granted but it's being in Tokyo.





i wish i was alive
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on November 10, 2009, 02:51
Granted. *building falls on you* ...That probably hurt...



I wish I had an indestructible pie pan.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on November 10, 2009, 02:54
Granted, but you have no ingredients to make pie with.

I wish I could go to different worlds.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 10, 2009, 02:55
granted but it KILLS you!



i wish i was IMMORTAL!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: IceRain on November 10, 2009, 02:56
granted but it's being in Tokyo.

Ack! It's a conundrum XP

Granted but you eventually catch pokerus haha! :P

I wish I had cheetoes
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 10, 2009, 02:59
Granted but they have LICE!








I wish i was better
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 10, 2009, 03:26
Granted but you become so much better, you begin to be bored with life and you kill yourself.

I wish I had some steak. (I am so hungry...)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 10, 2009, 03:30
Granted but it infects you with Swine Flu.

I wish I cared.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rorak Kuroda on November 10, 2009, 03:50
Granted but they have LICE!
granted but it KILLS you!
granted but it's being in Tokyo.
Granted but they're rocky.
Granted but it's real.

How creative Zorro... i now pronounce you the new Wyred.

Now, to get back on track, Granted, but you care so much that everyone thinks of you as strange and the carebears kidnap you.

I wish that Zorro would stop spamming on other forum games.
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Post by: master1 on November 10, 2009, 10:48
Granted, but the lack of posts causes the site to be shut down and we all have to endure the FAIL of YouTube.

I wish YouTube wasn't so full of anus-heads.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: PokeSurfer on November 10, 2009, 12:55
Granted, now PKMN is instead.

I wish my laptop charger at home works! It broke...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 10, 2009, 13:02
Granted, but your annoying [bleep] of a brother breaks your laptop next.

I wish Pokesurfer had the courtesy to tell me about this charger-breakage. ;-;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: serperior on November 10, 2009, 16:16
Granted but then your charger breaks.

I wish zorro1 would stop being so... difficult
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 11, 2009, 00:49
Granted, but I'm so easy!





I wish i was funnier
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 11, 2009, 00:58
Granted, but you're so funny you stop being funny.

I wish that I had a sister.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 11, 2009, 01:00
granted but she eats you.







i wish i never nagged
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 11, 2009, 01:02
Umm... granted? But you start nagging yourself about nagging and explode.

Also, is it really necessary to space your posts that much?

Also:
Granted, but I'm so easy!
That's what she said.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 11, 2009, 01:06
Ya need to wish.



i wish i Equinox wasn't here
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Post by: Trainer Dave on November 11, 2009, 01:26
I AM here. I am everywhere. I am nowhere.

I wish I didn't have to post here...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 11, 2009, 01:29
I wish i cared.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 11, 2009, 01:55
really? just really?

first of all, you need to follow the game rules. 2nd, be orginal and creative with your post and don't steal
I wish I cared.

Anyways... Granted but you give away all your possesions and go broke and die in a hole.

I wish someone would do something about this.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 11, 2009, 01:59
Granted but it's... EQUINOX!



i vish i had more love...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on November 11, 2009, 02:23
Granted, but you end up loving someone with all the love that is possible for a human to feel, and they break your heart, and you end up commiting suicide, feeling that it's the only way to escape the pain.


I wish I could read people's minds whenever I wanted to, and control them too.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 11, 2009, 02:40
Granted, but your mind ovverides itself and explodes.

I wish I could love someone and they would love me back. Not including my family.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on November 11, 2009, 02:47
Granted, but the rest of the world hates you so they decide to blow you up with bazookas.

I wish for world peace
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 11, 2009, 02:57
Granted. Then another planet wages war with us.

I wish I could listen to music surround sound in my mind.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OpalRhea on November 11, 2009, 04:21
Granted, but the only music you get is music you hate, and you can't stopit.


I wish that all the endangered animals were no longer endangered, and never would be again.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 11, 2009, 04:36
Granted, but the ones that aren't now are.

I wish pokemon were alive in real life.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OpalRhea on November 11, 2009, 04:41
Granted, but Dialga and Palkia go at it again and destroythe world.


I wish Cane toads didn't exist. They are evil little blighters
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on November 11, 2009, 05:50
Granted, but they took every single other animal with them. Now we have to live on vegetables and fruit. Thanks alot.

I wish Zorro1 would stop being such a n00b.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 11, 2009, 05:52
Granted. But her "little brother" learns how to use the computer and is even more n00bish.

I wish I could go to sleep.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on November 11, 2009, 07:40
Granted, but then you can't wake up.

I wish I lived in America.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: IceRain on November 11, 2009, 07:46
pffft haha!


I wish I had courage c:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ZombieSteven on November 12, 2009, 13:08
Granted,but you have an appointment with the King Of Hell and you will be tortured until you can't take it.Then you will be slaughtered like a chicken(sorry if i am a little harsh)

I wished my nintendo ds was fixed.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 12, 2009, 21:40
Granted but you sell your thumbs to pay for repairs.

I wish my friend didn't treat me as a spare.  :-*
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on November 12, 2009, 21:49
Granted, but he is no longer your friend.

I wish the world could see that the world is not the world but a worldly entity that is known as the "World"
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 12, 2009, 21:51
Granted. *give everyone some LSD and lets them go crazy*

I wish I had more Pepsi. ;;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on November 12, 2009, 21:53
Granted, but you now live in a dystopia known only as 'Pepsi Axiom'. The only inhabitants are small can-like beasts known as 'Chinose'. You try to communicate with one, but suddenly you are pounded with a discarded J20 bottle.

I wish the above was true.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OpalRhea on November 12, 2009, 21:54
Granted, but instead of Riche getting crushed by the bottle, you do



I wish I wasn't failing anything at school.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on November 12, 2009, 21:57
Granted, but now you're passing everything, thereby meaning you're passing the 'line', a line which seperates your school from Normals and Vampires. You suddenly turn into a vampire, and now are unable to pass any exams as most exams take one hour and you feel a sudden thirst for blood every fifty minutes.

I wish that there was an emoticon that had a top hat and snobbily decreed 'Old Chap' upon passing buy it.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 12, 2009, 22:00
Granted, but people get so annoyed by it that they hang themselves, leaving only you left on the planet. D:

I wish people didn't seem to dislike me for no reason, actually. o.o;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on November 12, 2009, 22:01
Granted, but they kill you anyway.

I wish there was an 'Ignore' button in real life.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on November 12, 2009, 22:02
Granted, but everybody ignores you, including yourself.

I wish I had some food now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OpalRhea on November 12, 2009, 22:04
((Actually, I'm already a vampire. I don't take blood though. I'm a psyvamp. I feed off of thoughts and such))

Granted, but you get so much food, and you can't stop eating, and become Gluttony (from either FMA or Keys to the kingdom, doesn't matter)


I wish I had control over the elements.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 12, 2009, 23:49
Richie I hate you.

Granted but then you move to Soviet Russia, and the elements control you.

I wish I was in a room made out of tacos and hamburgers and was hungry, but not so hungry that I died, and the tacos and hamburgers aren't poisoned or anything that will kill me, and nobody gets involved and I'm not the only person on the planet and that this wish wasn't corrupted and that you couldn't turn anything I said against me.

I think I'm safe.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on November 12, 2009, 23:54
Granted, but the sun implodes, destroying the earth, and you.


I wish that I would never die.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 12, 2009, 23:56
Granted. But you get so old that you shrivel up and turn into a human bean.

(See what I did there?!)

I wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 13, 2009, 05:33
Uh, Turtleneck you didn't make a wish.

I wish I had more orange juice.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: IceRain on November 13, 2009, 05:44
Granted,but you have an appointment with the King Of Hell and you will be tortured until you can't take it.Then you will be slaughtered like a chicken(sorry if i am a little harsh)

I wished my nintendo ds was fixed.

>~< *sniff*...eh..eh he T~T...Waaaaaaah! T0T Your a meanie! I hate you! xP

Granted but your orange juice is served through an unwashed container that held cottage cheese =P

I wish Lonely Guy wasn't so mean xP
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on November 13, 2009, 06:10
Granted, but Webbz isn't awesome anymore!

I wish I was as awesome as Webbz!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: IceRain on November 13, 2009, 06:14
Granted but Webbz became not as awesome and his awesomeness is equal to yours currently so you go nowhere D:

I wish I was as awesome as IceRain.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 13, 2009, 13:17
Granted! But the universe implodes due to the paradox and now we're all wearing silly hats.


I wish the TV was three feet to the left.


Richie I hate you.

Um... Good for you?  :o
Why, exactly?
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 13, 2009, 18:50
Granted but you move 6 feet to the right.

I wish procrastination didn't exist.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 14, 2009, 01:55
Granted, but then everyone will have late work almost everyday.

I wish I was a pokemon. (lol)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 14, 2009, 01:59
Granted. *we switch bodies*
Hahah, now you're a short male and wear a silly jacket. *skips away*

I wish for ice cream.

Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Toshiku Yumari on November 14, 2009, 02:01
Granted, but it is melted. Not just melted, but boiling.


I wish I had string cheese. Or a glass of water. Either one will do.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 14, 2009, 02:47
Granted. But you get both, and they compete with each others taste and you blow up.

How water competes with cheese, I don't know.

I wish again.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 14, 2009, 05:37
Granted but it is against the law to wish twice in one post and you get arrested.

I wish I had a giant bowl of hot glue.

Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on November 14, 2009, 07:49
Granted, but you get it because someone throws it at your face.
Your face melts and becomes horribly disfigured, worse than the lady who got her face torn apart by a rampaging chimp. Congratulations.

I wish I was completely safe from any harm.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on November 14, 2009, 23:44
Granted but only after everything harmful has happened to you.
I wish I could disco dance and everyone called me "The Love Doctor".
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 15, 2009, 01:39
Granted. But you soon have to become a psychiatrist for people who's hearts have been broken.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

By the way Richie, I hate you because you wished that more people liked you.
By the way again Richie, I'm joking. You're my best friend, (not really, but you seem cool) (:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 15, 2009, 01:41
Oh, okay. X3
Thank you. ^^;

But your wish must be corrupt either way so~!
*grants but you get eaten alive by dragons*

I wish my skin wasn't all peeling off. o.o;;;;;;;;;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on November 15, 2009, 01:46
your skins peeling off? O.o May I ask why? o.O

Anyways, Granted. But you get calluses (spelling?) all over. Your skin needs to fall off you know.  :yeswink:

I wish I could find my Yellow version >.>  <.< .... nope.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 15, 2009, 20:41
Wish ma!



i wish i was KEWL
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on November 15, 2009, 20:43
granted, but you get sued for copyright infringement

i wish this wish had not been made.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 15, 2009, 20:48
NOT granted




i wish i had MOAR chocolate!!!!!!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: master1 on November 15, 2009, 22:44
Granted.
*blasts a bar of chocolate through your face at the speed of sound*

I wish my Pocket Pikachu liked me more. D:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 15, 2009, 22:48
granted but it does some ??

i wish i ha EVEN MOAR CHOCOLATE!

take THAT, Richie!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: En garde...voir on November 16, 2009, 00:05
Granted but it's plastic

i wish i had a friend code for pokemon diamond
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 17, 2009, 00:29
Granted but you die!



I wish I was immortal!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: En garde...voir on November 17, 2009, 00:43
 Granted but when the solar system ceases to exist, you will be left to wander the far reaches of space, alone and in deepest despair for all eternity.

I wish i could dance
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zorro1 on November 17, 2009, 00:50
Not granted!

I wish Bluffy didn't exist
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Post by: Bluffy on November 17, 2009, 03:09
Granted, but you get lonely without me and wish me back. How sweet of you :D!

I wish all the internet trolls wouldn't exist.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 17, 2009, 03:51
I won't corrupt this wish. *Turns zorro1 into an internet troll and makes her vanish.* As for the others, they cease to exist online but become real and destroy where you live.

I wish Bluffy's roleplay would start soon.


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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 17, 2009, 04:35
Ehhh....I don't know how to corrupt that wish!!

I wish I knew how to corrupt that wish!
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Post by: Yugi24862 on November 17, 2009, 15:11
granted, but you can't edit your post and the wish stays uncorrupted

I wish for a Keyblade
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Post by: MOP on November 17, 2009, 18:20
Granted but it's only an inch long.

I wish people didn't keep sardines in the fridge and make my super expensive chocolate taste like rotten fish...seriously.
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Post by: master1 on November 17, 2009, 18:27
Granted, but the sardines rot in the cupboard instead and become completely disgusting.

I wish people would stop bothering me on/about a certain website. >>;
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Post by: Laprabi on November 17, 2009, 18:39
Granted, but they start bothering you about another website.

I wish I could be the guy.
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Post by: Webby2 on November 17, 2009, 18:43
Granted, but there are also other people who are "the guy". All "the guy" people then fly away, including you.

I wish I could eat properly.
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Post by: Serefina_Pacific on November 17, 2009, 18:48
Granted, but every time you take a bite, more food ends up on the floor than in your mouth.

I wish that the world was bigger.
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Post by: master1 on November 17, 2009, 19:18
Granted, but now that the Earth takes longer to rotate, the day lasts longer so you're stuck in school/college/work for twice as long.
... Then the Earth spirals out of orbit and we all die. D:

I wish I didn't feel sick.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on November 17, 2009, 19:34
granted. to stop you being sick, you throw up.
I wish I could get my pokemons names rated (it says  theres an error :()
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 17, 2009, 22:12
Granted, but you die of old age before you get a reply.

i wish the cloning glitch in emerald worked for me.
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Post by: zorro1 on November 17, 2009, 23:30
granted but you become a LORD!!!!





i wish i could fly
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 18, 2009, 01:30
Granted but one day you fly while there was a terrible storm and you get struck by lightening.

I wish people can make more creative wishes.
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Post by: zorro1 on November 18, 2009, 01:40
Not granted!



I wish Bluffy would stop robbing Mt. Coronet's bronzors!
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 18, 2009, 01:43
((zorro, try to corrupt as many wishes as possible please, not just my own.))

Granted, but then you start robbing them and people that happened to be on Mt. Coronet catch you and punish you.

I wish I had a box of chocolates that were safe to eat.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 18, 2009, 01:44
Granted, but you think they are poison and throw them away.

I wish my DS wasn't broken.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 18, 2009, 01:45
Granted, but your parents have a sudden super liking to your DS that they take it away and play it for themselves.

I wish I could spend time on something more productive.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 18, 2009, 01:47
Granted. You are now a rockstar and get trampled by your fans.

I wish I had a rainbow wish rock.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 18, 2009, 01:48
Granted but you accidentally wished something that you didn't mean and things start going haywire.

I wish I had more games for my DS.
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 18, 2009, 01:49
Granted, but they are all pirates, you are sentanced to death.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 18, 2009, 01:51
.......Granted. <uses super powers to somehow corrupt that wish.>

I wish I knew how to corrupt that wish.
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Post by: zorro1 on November 18, 2009, 01:52
Granted but you do!


I wish I was cooler!
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 18, 2009, 01:53
Granted but you become so cool, that your fans will trample you and you die.

I wish I could find my cell phone.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 18, 2009, 01:55
Granted, and then it explodes.

I wish I had something to do.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 18, 2009, 01:57
Granted but then you lost forget whatever you were doing and you go back to searching for what to do.

I wish some of my friends were over at my house.
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 18, 2009, 02:02
Granted, but they are all vampires and will suck your blood.

I wish i had super powers to.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 18, 2009, 02:03
Granted but then you meet a super villain who steals all your super powers.

I wish I had a better imagination.
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 18, 2009, 02:06
Granted, but everything you think of has already been done.

i wish corrupting things was easier.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 18, 2009, 02:09
Granted, but it becomes so easy that this game is no fun anymore.

I wish I didn't have to play piano.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 18, 2009, 02:11
Granted. You now have to play the flute with your feet.

I wish I could play the piano.
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 18, 2009, 02:12
Granted, but you have to play a guitar

I wish i could see the past.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 18, 2009, 02:13
((OMG I LOVE THE GUITAR))

Granted, but then you would see something that would scar you for life.

I WISH I COULD PLAY GUITAR...
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 18, 2009, 02:14
Granted, but you don't know any songs.

I wish life had some kind of meaning.
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Post by: zorro1 on November 18, 2009, 02:29
granted but you live like that





i wish i doodled a planet
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Post by: MOP on November 18, 2009, 20:06
Granted but the doodled planet becomes real and crashes into Earth before entering the astral plane and reaching enlightenment.

I wish I hadn't been ill and missed every single lecture this week.
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Post by: master1 on November 18, 2009, 20:39
Granted, but you get ill next week and miss those lectures instead.

I wish I had a TARDIS.
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 18, 2009, 21:04
Granted but the door is locked so you can't get in.

I wish my feebas would evolve into milotic.
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Post by: DragonairSoul on November 19, 2009, 00:35
Granted, but it will never learn any new moves.
And it's ugly. X3

I wish that my drawings would come to life... D:
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Post by: Lightshock16 on November 19, 2009, 00:42
Granted, but they all hate you for not putting them in frames. X3

I wish that I could star in my own Final Fantasy Game. XD
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 19, 2009, 03:22
Granted, but whoever plays your character accidentally gets you killed.

I wish I could have more acting experience.
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Post by: Spartacus on November 19, 2009, 09:33
Granted but you are sooo good that you get millions of crazed, mad fans and are trampled to death by a stampede of them at your first performance.  (Sorry)

I wish that I had eaten my breakfast this morning (I'm really hungry)
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 19, 2009, 16:09
Granted, but you will never eat again.

i wish i had Pokemon soulsilver
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 20, 2009, 01:33
Granted, but the first time you play it, it bursts into flame.

I wish I don't have to drink milk all the time.
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Post by: SenorSaucy on November 20, 2009, 01:44
granted but now cows and bulls around the world want to kill you

i wish this wish couldnt be corrupted
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 20, 2009, 01:46
Granted but people will start to kill you for making a wish they don't know how to corrupt.

I wish I have enough imagination to create a game of my own.
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 20, 2009, 02:47
Granted, but it remains forever unsold.

I wish i could read japanese.
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Post by: Hicky on November 20, 2009, 19:32
Granted, but you are unable to read English.

I wish I KNEW WHY I WAS INSANE!"!!"!£!£!
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Post by: master1 on November 20, 2009, 19:40
Granted, but knowing makes it worse. D:

I wish I had MORE Pepsi! MORE, I SAY!
I DEMAND IT!
MURAHAHAHAHAAH!
...
Please.  ^.^
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 20, 2009, 22:10
Granted but you have no cups and you drown in it. Sorry :(

I wish I had a rose.

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Post by: DragonairSoul on November 20, 2009, 23:19
Granted, but it dies upon touch. And then disintegrates.

I wish for world peace.
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Post by: master1 on November 20, 2009, 23:22
Granted, but everything becomes so boring that most people can't stand it and kill themselves. Then the remaining people have a war over who's fault it was, pretty much twisting the wish back on itself.

I wish my thumb would heal faster.
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Post by: MOP on November 20, 2009, 23:40
Granted, it heals at a speed Wolverine would be proud of. But only after it's been transplanted on to my forehead.  :???

I wish I had a prehensile beard.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 20, 2009, 23:41
Granted, but I don't know what that is and mess up the wish.

I wish my rose was healed.
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Post by: Toshiku Yumari on November 21, 2009, 00:01
Granted. But I don't know how to heal a rose, so it ends up dying anyway. (Would you like me to give it a funeral?)

I wish I didn't need to keep going back and forth from Youtube.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 21, 2009, 02:24
Granted. Instead you go forth and back. (ahh.. see what I did there?)

I wish I had some more ice cream...
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 21, 2009, 19:51
Granted, but it's surrounded by an impenetrable wall of psychic energy so you can't touch it.

i wish it snowed this Christmas.
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Post by: master1 on November 21, 2009, 19:58
Granted, but the snowy conditions make it hard for Santa to deliver presents so he doesn't visit until Boxing Day.
D':

I wish for heavy rain. Right now.
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Post by: En garde...voir on November 21, 2009, 20:00
Granted, but i's too cold so the rain freezes and you're pounded with hail.

I wish Santa worked more than one day a year,  if he doesn't his health will fail.
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Post by: MOP on November 21, 2009, 22:31
Granted he now works over two days instead but has to do ten times more work.

I wish I hadn't died again.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 21, 2009, 23:30
Granted, but your previous death makes you a zombie and everyone tries to kill you.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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Post by: q.c.™ on November 21, 2009, 23:32
Okay. You aren't sick anymore - the disease has merged with your DNA and now you aren't sick anymore.. it's just normal for you to feel that way.


I wish I wouldn't have so many simultaneous projects.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 21, 2009, 23:54
Granted. It becomes one HUGE project and it's all due the next day.

I wish I was at my friend's house.
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Post by: master1 on November 22, 2009, 00:26
Granted, but you materialise half-way through a wall and get stuck like that.

I wish I was the universe itself. o.o
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 22, 2009, 00:32
Granted, but then a reverse version of the Big Bang happens and you disappear.

I wish I could meet a celebrity and he/she is nice to me.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on November 26, 2009, 01:12
Granted, but they are your least favorite celebrity.

I wish I didn't have to get up at 5:00 a.m. tommorow.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 26, 2009, 02:19
Granted but instead you have to wake up at 3 AM...

I wish I didn't have school on Monday...
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Post by: zorro1 on November 27, 2009, 02:51
Granted but you're stupid!



I wish I could Fly!
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Post by: MOP on November 27, 2009, 21:47
Granted but you can only fly up.

I wish I hadn't attempted a pony tail today.   :P
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Post by: master1 on November 27, 2009, 22:21
Granted, but it turns out it would have saved the world.

(I miss my ponytail...)

I wish I had chocolate. Or something.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 27, 2009, 22:37
Granted. That "or something" was a poisonous mushroom.

I wish I had some water to drink that wasn't toxic.
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Post by: Webby on November 27, 2009, 23:18
Granted. It's corrosive water and so you kinda... burn on the inside by drinking it.

I wish I had a piano and knew how to play it properly, with no flaws and without any particular amount of fame. Try to corrupt that. :3
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on November 27, 2009, 23:33
Granted. But the piano gets eaten by the termites that were lured to it by your piano playing skills.

I wish my hair would stop getting so wavy.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 28, 2009, 00:26
Granted. Instead your hair gets extremely frizzy and unmanagable.

I wish I woke up an hour earlier today.
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Post by: master1 on November 28, 2009, 00:29
Granted. You woke up an hour ago from right now.

I wish I was more courageous.
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Post by: zorro1 on November 28, 2009, 03:29
Uhhh...



I wish that Post Exists When Approved By Moderator Gurren spell broke
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Post by: The Shrub Dragon on November 28, 2009, 15:46
Granted, but none are aprovved

I wish I could spell Aprovved right
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Post by: MOP on November 28, 2009, 17:52
Granted but you lose your charm and don't know what it means anyway.

I wish my crush would stop earning money at work and actually tun up to our lectures!
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Post by: master1 on November 28, 2009, 19:41
Granted, but she ends up out on the streets and dies.

Uhhh...

*kicks Zorro1 in the face* D8<
Grant and corrupt, it's in the derned title of the game.

I wish I was more courageous
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 28, 2009, 20:24
Granted, but she ends up out on the streets and dies.

*kicks Zorro1 in the face* D8<

I wish I was more courageous
Dude, hi five!

Granted but one day you went to go slay a dragon and you die. <shrug>

I wish I knew better wishes...
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Post by: MOP on November 28, 2009, 22:53
Granted but they make other member wishes look bad so they reject you.  :'(

I wish I could decide on the wish to be corrupted by the wished wish of a wisher
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on November 28, 2009, 23:16
Aaaah! I don't get it! I can't corrupt that!! :wacko:

I wish I could corrupt that wish..
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Post by: zorro1 on November 28, 2009, 23:19
...


I wish in peace.
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Post by: master1 on November 28, 2009, 23:30
Granted, but before you can corrupt it, you must understand it, and understanding it causes your brain to explode.

I wish I wish I was a fish. *said idolly*
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Post by: zorro1 on November 28, 2009, 23:38
Granted Granted but you're a shark.



I wish I wasn't The Big Bad Troll
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Post by: Bluffy on November 29, 2009, 02:57
Granted. But I heard someone make that wish before so they pummel your scaly behind to death.

I wish we were more well known (PNET).
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Post by: master1 on November 29, 2009, 16:36
Granted, but we're known under that outragiously silly name (PNET) and everyone laughs at us for it.

I wish I was asleep. D:
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Post by: MOP on November 29, 2009, 17:04
Granted but its not sleep in your bed and the three bears are out for blood.
I wish Bristol wasn't wet.
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Post by: Webby on December 02, 2009, 01:17
Granted, the whole of Bristol is now suffering from a drought, which leads to famine for some unknown reason.

I wish I could have more free time to waste on doing nothing.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on December 02, 2009, 20:16
you have your free time in a waste center

i wish for icecream that walks like a man
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Post by: master1 on December 02, 2009, 20:20
Granted, but it walks like a disabled man and therefor doesn't walk at all without physical aid.

I wish for a pint of larger, please, and a pack of Flakeys.
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Post by: MOP on December 02, 2009, 23:39
Granted but I have a pint too and I'm a 'friendly' drunk.  ;)

I wish I could shape-shift into cool things like a frog for Princess Beatrice.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on December 03, 2009, 03:03
Granted but you shape-shift into a bug so someone steps on you.

I wish I could clone myself.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on December 03, 2009, 03:28
Granted, but everyone likes your clone better and the all ignore you completely, including your family.

I wish my head wasn't like an MP3 player.
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Post by: master1 on December 03, 2009, 08:21
Granted. It's not like an MP3 player, it is and MP3 player.

I wish I had a more nutritious breakfast.
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Post by: MOP on December 03, 2009, 19:10
Granted you get locusts on a stick, plenty of nutrition if you eat enough.

I wish Princess Beatrice my crush would turn up tomorrow.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on December 03, 2009, 22:09
Granted. It's not like an MP3 player, it is and MP3 player.

I knew someone would do that.

Oh and she does, but it's to tell you that she hates you and wants you dead.

I wish I wasn't psychic.
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Post by: Webby on December 03, 2009, 22:13
Granted. You were due to appear at a psychic's convention, where you meet your untimely end. Didn't see that coming, huh?

I wish I had a way of watching the second series of Torchwood.
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Post by: master1 on December 03, 2009, 22:16
Granted. Torchwood was originally the codename for Doctor Who to hide it from the press. *gives you the second series of Doctor Who*

I wish PERSONYOUDONTKNOW wouldn't just drop an RP halfway through.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on December 03, 2009, 22:19
Granted. You were due to appear at a psychic's convention, where you meet your untimely end. Didn't see that coming, huh?

No, no I didn't. *cough*yes I did.*cough*

Oh and, PERSONYOUDONTKNOW stops making Rp's altogether.

I wish I knew who the person was.
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Post by: master1 on December 03, 2009, 22:25
Granted, but he has a fetish for snuff and is a necrophile (seriously). *introduces you in a dark ally and leaves*

I wish I had a Team Rocket outfit.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on December 03, 2009, 22:33
*Uses a smoke bomb and dissapears into thin air.*
I'm a ghost that can carry things.

Oh and your wish is granted, but it has been charmed to squeeze the life out of you. *Uses super glue to stick it on.*

I wish I could do a cartwheel.
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Post by: MOP on December 03, 2009, 23:27
Granted but you stop half way and stay like that forever.

I wish pee was clean and smelled of roses...warming in bed for those long Winter nights where you don't want to walk on the cold tiles in the bathroom. Think about it, you want this wish badly.  8)
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Post by: master1 on December 03, 2009, 23:44
Granted, but this results in internal infections for everyone  in the world because the bacteria and viruses aren't being ejected.
(But yes, that would be an evolutionary genius)

I wish Justin Lee Collins would... You know... Stop being so annoying. >>;
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Post by: zorro1 on December 06, 2009, 15:22
Okay, he's embarrassing instead...


I wish I wish I was brave.
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Post by: Spartacus on December 07, 2009, 13:09
Granted but you are so brave that you challenge Chuck Norris to a fight and ultimately meet your doom in horrible squelching fashion.

Oh ,I wish that it could be Christmas everyday-ay-ay-ay.

( ^ Wizzard -does this count in the Whadya listening to forum? )
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on December 07, 2009, 16:03
granted but santa works too much, so he quits!

i wish... I GOT THE POWER!
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Post by: Spartacus on December 07, 2009, 16:08
Granted but unfortunatly you SNAP - Geddit?


I wish I had better jokes.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on December 07, 2009, 16:51
1st of all, no
2nd of all, you do tell jokes, but while reading your own famouse book,you walk of a cliff
I wish I was a KUNG FU FIGHTAH!
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on December 08, 2009, 03:06
Granted, but one time you punch so hard that it retaliates and it hits you instead.

I wish I had no work to do...
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Post by: MOP on December 08, 2009, 20:27
Granted you have no work when you're expelled for high treason to your school/college/uni. Feel free to enjoy your new found freedom by getting a job.

I wish I was lovable and smelled like freshly cut grass.
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Post by: master1 on December 08, 2009, 20:35
Granted. *turns you into a rose*
... =D

I wish the world wasn't so cruel and dark towards the misunderstood.
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Post by: MOP on December 08, 2009, 20:43
Granted but the world becomes so in love with the dark and misunderstood it starts to stalk them...and smell their shoes!

Granted. *turns you into a rose*
...you know my thorns are just for show.   :)

I wish I could draw in a style of my own.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on December 09, 2009, 02:48
Granted. You draw horribly and everyone hates you.

I wish I had ANOTHER rose that never died.
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Post by: Spartacus on December 09, 2009, 13:22
Granted but by obtaining an object of such beauty you ar transformed into a grotesque beast.

I wish that someone woul pay my tax bill for me.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on December 09, 2009, 16:03
granted but they get mad and push you of a cliff!

I wish pokemon was real!
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Post by: THE ARBITER on December 09, 2009, 17:13
granted jiggalypuffs atack you

i wish for icecream that walks like a turtle
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Post by: Webby on December 09, 2009, 19:31
Granted, but because it walks so slowly, it melts before it can come into your possession.

I wish I did not need to eat food to survive.
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Post by: master1 on December 09, 2009, 19:40
Granted. Now you need to eat poop to survive.

I wish someone would hug me.
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Post by: MOP on December 09, 2009, 21:46
Granted but while hugging you they die, rigor mortis sets in and they are stuck to you forever.

I wish for a Christmas romance with mistletoe and mulled wine in front of a log fire.  ^.^
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on December 10, 2009, 00:46
And someone poisoned your wine, so you die. A minute later, the fireplace lights the house on fire and you are buned to ashes. Sorry

*Smells rose, then goes to mirror and uses magic to transform back to normal.*

I wish I was a pretty as my rose, WITHOUT becoming a rose.

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Post by: Webby on December 10, 2009, 00:49
Granted, the rose becomes you.

I wish I had a pet kitten. :3
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Post by: Apprentice on December 10, 2009, 00:52
Granted, but now you live in Soviet Russia.
Understand from there on...

I gratefully wish for a Yorkshire pattie.
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Post by: master1 on December 10, 2009, 12:30
Granted. *gives you a cow pat from Yorkshire*

I wish for good luck. *drops coin in well*

Granted but while hugging you they die, rigor mortis sets in and they are stuck to you forever.
... No complaints here. X3
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Post by: Webby2 on December 10, 2009, 16:22
I wish I had a pet kitten. :3

I like kittens =P

On topic now, granted, but that means you lose all ability. You only rely on luck, and it isn't perfect, so a lot of moments will go wrong.

I wish that HULK would play for Newcastle United =3
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Post by: Yugi24862 on December 10, 2009, 20:46
But HULK destroys an opposition stadium and bankrupt Newcastle United

I wish  for the death of my motal enemies       
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on December 11, 2009, 22:45
Granted, but the families of your enemies become you enemies and it keeps going like a chain until you're the only person on Earth. Then you become your own mortal enemy and you die. <shrug>

I wish I had more pride.
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Post by: master1 on December 11, 2009, 22:50
Granted. *turns you into a female lion and drops you in the African savannah*
=D

I wish there was something good on TV.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on December 11, 2009, 22:56
Granted. *turns you into a female lion and drops you in the African savannah*
=D


I'm sorry, I had to laugh!

Granted but it's the cooking channel. You're starved and you have no food. O_O

I wish I had a better imagination (I wished this a couple times before...).
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Post by: En garde...voir on December 12, 2009, 16:46
Granted, but you create something so popular everyone copies it and no-one can remember you invented it, you sentenced to death for copyright fraud of your own creatinon

I wish i had an portable hard drive for my laptop.
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Post by: MOP on December 12, 2009, 22:29
Granted but to pay for it you have to sell your laptop.

I wish China would invade everywhere and just get World War III over and done with.
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Post by: Yugi24862 on December 13, 2009, 08:23
granted, but it's massive water war instead of guns.

I wish I could remember the words to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on December 13, 2009, 17:12
you remember but old godzilla for got where he was hopin around so he starts hoping in your negibor hood  an crushes half of your house where all your games were.
\
i wish for flying ice cream
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Post by: Yugi24862 on December 13, 2009, 18:46
granted, but it flies into your pants

I with I had good and fast handwriting 
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Post by: THE ARBITER on December 13, 2009, 18:54
you do but its chineese an you forget english so only chineese can read it

i wish for a icecream that walks realy slow man so it cant escape
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Post by: En garde...voir on December 13, 2009, 20:29
Granted, but it becomes eternal summer so it melts andruns down the sewer.

I wish there was a way to pass tests without studying.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on December 13, 2009, 20:50
granted they found out you cheated

i wish for a new halo game
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on December 13, 2009, 22:03
Granted, but you create something so popular everyone copies it and no-one can remember you invented it, you sentenced to death for copyright fraud of your own creatinon

I don't think you get sentenced to death...do you? <shrug>

Granted but I didn't quite understand your wish so instead you land INSIDE a halo game and you're one of the enemies...<BANG>...

I wish I had more jello...
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Post by: master1 on December 14, 2009, 01:41
Granted. *the oceans turn into jello, causing climate change and drout*

I wish my teeth would clean themselves.
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Post by: En garde...voir on December 14, 2009, 14:15
Granted, but you create something so popular everyone copies it and no-one can remember you invented it, you sentenced to death for copyright fraud of your own creatinon
You will in the future,

Granted, but when you look in the mirror they are so clean you are blinded and can never see again.

I wish i could run without tiring.
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Post by: Yugi24862 on December 14, 2009, 18:51
granted but your leg bones have a disability meaning you can only walk

I wish for my new computer to get here before X-mas
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on December 14, 2009, 23:23
Granted, but on the way here it breaks because of the rush.

I wish I can send things before the deadline.
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Post by: iKod on December 15, 2009, 03:55
Granted, but they never arrive.

I wish the name of this forum game changes.
Title: Re: George The Forum Game
Post by: master1 on December 15, 2009, 11:45
Granted, but it only works for my post.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
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Post by: MOP on December 15, 2009, 18:34
Granted you may have roast badger or your own foot in a love French dressing.

I wish someone would kiss me under the mistletoe...also I wish I had some mistletoe.
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Post by: En garde...voir on December 15, 2009, 21:11
Granted, but a) you hate the person and they force you to marry them and b) you do but it burns while you're under it and your face is disfigured forever.

I wish my deadlines where later.
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Post by: iKod on December 16, 2009, 03:06
Granted, but now they decide not to accept your work.

I wish for non-lethal, non-flammable, non-corrosive, non-infected pie, also, it must appear right in front of me without falling or having anything happen to it or me. And make it tasty.
(seems uncorruptable enough, in any case.)
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on December 16, 2009, 04:54
Granted. The pie is so good, you become horrible to other kinds of pies and pie factories sue you for hurting their pies. <shrug>

I wish I was more specific...
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Post by: master1 on December 16, 2009, 08:18
Granted, but when you see a woman with a small child crossing the street, it takes you too long to warn her of the speeding car that's about to hit her.

I wish it was snowing.
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Post by: En garde...voir on December 16, 2009, 15:43
Granted, but the snowflakes melt before they reach the ground and turn into very low rain.

I wish i could not freeze.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on December 16, 2009, 16:02
granted. instead you melt  >:D

I wish I could be bothered to make an rp on the forums!
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on December 17, 2009, 00:10
Granted but no one joins it. O_O

I wish I can turn into various animals and not get hunted and I am able to revert back to human whenever I want(I get to have this ability for at least 5 years).

Seems uncorruptible enough...
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Post by: iKod on December 17, 2009, 00:24
Granted, but there various animals you can turn into are slugs, and different types of slugs.

I wish money rained from the sky (paper bills, plz)
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Post by: auronofpokemon on December 17, 2009, 00:31
granted, but they're all stolen

I wish for a bottle of liquid.. Any liquid
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Post by: pokeman12345 on December 17, 2009, 01:15
granted,but the liquid is pee.

I wish that the girl that I like,likes me and we date with each other
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Post by: En garde...voir on December 17, 2009, 21:10
Granted, but at your first date she leaves you.

I wish i knew the mechanics of spontaneous combustion
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Post by: MOP on December 17, 2009, 21:21
Granted, but you learn through experience as you combust yourself.

I wish for the next poster to have an uncorrupted wish about me.   :)
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Post by: En garde...voir on December 17, 2009, 21:25
Granted, but you corrupted it yourself

I wish i din't have to get up for work experience tomorrow
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Post by: pokeman12345 on December 18, 2009, 00:55
Granted,but the work experience comes to you

I wish that my team in soccer will win every soccer game we play.
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Post by: En garde...voir on December 18, 2009, 15:13
Grantd buty you're so good no one will ever play with you again

I wish christmas holidays would last a week onger (So it includes my birthday)
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on December 18, 2009, 19:51
Granted, but everyone's too partied up to celebrate it.

I wish my friend would answer her phone. >:[
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Post by: MOP on December 18, 2009, 23:43
Granted but she puts it in the bin straight away so she won't have to talk to anyone.

I wish clever Pixie Pickle wished somebody wanted a wish and it was granted. Congrats if you know the reference.  :)
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Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on January 18, 2010, 18:58
Granted, but the reference was destroyed in the process.

I wish Rome was built in a day.
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Post by: auronofpokemon on January 18, 2010, 18:59
Granted, But it fell the next.
I wish My Rotom Trades would be Used.
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Post by: Spriter on January 18, 2010, 20:02
Granted,But they destroy all electronic items in your house!

I wish to have my old girlfriend back.Yay!
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Post by: MOP on January 18, 2010, 20:06
Granted but she brings her new boyfriend along.

I wish the next poster lived for one hundred years.
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Post by: auronofpokemon on January 18, 2010, 20:14
Granted,But i shoot you in the back and Throw your bones to the Dogs, Then burn your cloths  >:D

I wish i had an Arceus Egg
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Post by: THE ARBITER on January 18, 2010, 20:16
granted but it uses jugement on you an it flys away


i wish for an oreo chuckie cheeses token
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Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on January 18, 2010, 20:18
I wish i had an Arceus Egg
Granted, but it tries to create a new universe which destroys ours.


@mycode1511111
Granted, but then you die. Simple as that.
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Post by: Bluffy on January 18, 2010, 20:24
Granted. I live for forever.

I wish it was snowing lightly for exactly twenty minutes.
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Post by: En garde...voir on January 18, 2010, 20:32
Granted, but her sister falls into a deep sleep forever.

I wish i could read japanese.
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Post by: pokeman12345 on January 18, 2010, 20:38
Granted but you can't read anything else.

I wish HeartGold and SoulSilver came out all ready
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Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on January 18, 2010, 20:52
Granted, but they have worse translations than Zero Wing!

I wish more people played video games.
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Post by: Spriter on January 19, 2010, 19:02
Granted, but they aren't on pokemon.


I wish i had £2,000,000. ;D
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Post by: Laprabi on January 19, 2010, 19:22
Granted, but you owe it all in debt.

I wish I could eat dinner.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on January 20, 2010, 19:01
Granted, but the dinner is raw, and you get food poisoning.

I wish I had a real Squirtle
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Post by: auronofpokemon on January 20, 2010, 19:16
Granted, But it eats you
I wish i had a  Rotom with Ears
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on January 31, 2010, 16:51
granted but the rotom sues you for making it weired!
I wish I had agent p,and he didnt atack me in any way.
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Post by: Torchickens on January 31, 2010, 18:08
Wish granted but he attacked you  :ohmy:

I wish my nose would stop being so blocked up.
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Post by: Toshiku Yumari on February 01, 2010, 02:37
Granted. It blows up, and takes your face with it.


I wish I could find the lyrics to this song without having to look it up.
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Post by: Torchickens on February 01, 2010, 08:22
Wish granted, but it isn't the song that you are looking for.

I wish the year would stop going so fast! Its February now.
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Post by: Sizacu on February 01, 2010, 20:03
Granted, but the school days take even longer *groans*

I wish I could cut out random pictures of food.
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Post by: MOP on February 01, 2010, 20:16
Granted but you can never have real food.

I wish I was 12 inches tall with dragon fly wings.
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Post by: Sizacu on February 01, 2010, 20:25
Granted, but you'll get squashed by the next rabbit you come across.

I wish my home phone ringtone was less annoying...
"bum bum dee dum dum dee doo dooooo doo doo do doooo"
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 01, 2010, 20:29
Granted, but it will never stop ringing!
I wish that my life was more interesting...
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Post by: Sizacu on February 01, 2010, 20:31
Granted, but your Mum would burn you somehow.

I wish I could draw better :c
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 01, 2010, 20:34
Granted, but your drawings will come to life and poke you with sticks.
I wish I could breath underwater...
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Post by: Sizacu on February 01, 2010, 20:35
Granted, but you'll stay underwater forever.

I wish I could kick a brick far enough to attack my enemies.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 01, 2010, 20:42
Granted, but your enemy would remove your legs and put you in solitary confinement!
I wish my dog was smarter...
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Post by: Sizacu on February 01, 2010, 21:24
Granted, but it outsmarts you all the time whenever you have arguments.

I wish I had a pet meerkat.
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Post by: Webby2 on February 01, 2010, 21:34
Granted, but it's incomparable.

I wish the football tonight was at least decent.
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Post by: Sizacu on February 01, 2010, 21:35
^ DAMN.

Granted, but the players slip over everywhere.

I wish I was a tropical fish.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 01, 2010, 21:38
Granted, but you will be at the bottom of the food chain.
I wish I had a pizza right now...
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Post by: THE ARBITER on February 02, 2010, 20:49
granted but it is one u dont like

i wish you can't corupt my wish
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 02, 2010, 20:50
granted, but it won't be granted! :o
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Post by: Torchickens on February 03, 2010, 20:39
granted, but it won't be granted! :o

You made no wish; this angers the genie because he thinks you forgot about him and he curses you for 8 years  :ohmy:

I wish perhaps Nintendo made some sort of make your own Pokémon contest in generation five and continued it like that, you could use wifi to download them and they would even be included in the next games.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 03, 2010, 20:44
Granted, but within the next year, Pokemon will be illegal to play! :ohmy:
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Post by: Torchickens on February 03, 2010, 21:14
Granted, however that same genie has no sense of imagination and gave you a boring wish idea.

I wish for two wishes :)
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Post by: progartpkmn98 on February 03, 2010, 23:57
...but you used your last wish already! :o

I wish no more wishes were corrupted.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 00:10
Granted, but no one will ever get to wish again and it will be all your FAULT! :ohmy:

I wish that my grandpa's health probelms will healed soon... :'(
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Post by: THE ARBITER on February 04, 2010, 00:20
granted but he has horrible gas an you nose sensitivity is increased by 10000

i wish farts smell worse for other pepole
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 00:24
Granted, but the fumes will burn a hole in the ozone layer. ^.^
I wish that the economy will get better...
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Post by: Sho Minamimoto on February 04, 2010, 00:38
Granted, but the excess spending comes back to bite everyone in the ass, which plunges the world into a huge depression until we revert to the Stone Age.

I wish that I could have internet access as well as a Mac, or a PC equipted with Windows 7, or Vista.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 00:43
Watch your mouth!

Granted, but none of them will work.
I wish I had night vision!
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Post by: Sho Minamimoto on February 04, 2010, 01:36
Oh don't such a sourpuss. Words can't hurt anyone. It's simply a psychological effect which our parents impose upon us at a young age, making us think that words can be used to kind of physically harm people. They can also only mentally harm someone if they perceive these words to be insulting or harmful. However, my parents did not do this to me.

Oh, how typical of Microsoft AND Apple!

Granted, but a new sun is created opposite to where the current one is so night no longer exists. Upon gaining night vision, you lost your ability to see during the day, so you can no longer walk outside, as if you do, you'll go blind.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 01:41
You didn't wish, moron.... :P
I wish that Pokemon were real.
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Post by: Sho Minamimoto on February 04, 2010, 01:48
Oh my! It appears that I did not! It seems I was so caught up in my intellectual ramblings that I forgot to make a wish.

Your wish is granted, but they have all the survival instincts of wild animals, and without the technology of the Pokeball, they kill off over 9/10 of the population, the majority of the population left being the major superpowers of the world. The U.S. military make one final decision and has all the nuclear powers of the world fire their nuclear warheads and destroy the Earth at one last attempt of getting even.

I wish I had pie to throw that wasn't burning hot or freezing cold OR made out of a harmful substance, or with one in it.

Too baffled to come up with a comeback, eh?
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 01:58
Granted, but the pie shall have a brain of its own, and will attack you mercilessly. >:D
I wish I could control time perfectly, without any errors whatsoever.

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Post by: Sho Minamimoto on February 04, 2010, 02:02
Hmm... The mere concept of a pie with brains is amusing. I also have to ask; what would it attack with? Ah... Poking holes in other people's words... One of my greatest pleasures!

Granted, but by doing so, you disrupt the Space-Time Continuum, causing an endless loop throughout time, placing you in the same day for the rest of eternity. have fun ;)

I wish for nothing.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 02:06
Granted, but you will get something.
And the pie would attack you with itself, DUH!
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Post by: Sho Minamimoto on February 04, 2010, 02:10
Unless this pie was equip with telekinesis, it would be unable to attack me, as it had no limbs or any nerves. It's just a pie with a brain.

What's this? You forgot to make a wish! The person who scolded me for not making one has now forgotten to make one herself! The humanity of it!

I wish that the something would go away.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 02:14
Granted, but it will come back and use it's super powers to destroy you!
I wish that I could fry you with LASAR VISION!
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Post by: Sho Minamimoto on February 04, 2010, 02:16
GO AWAY, SOMETHING! GO! AWAY!

Granted, but as Lasar Beams are not a harmful element, I am not fried.

I wish I had a book.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 02:19
Granted, but it will be a book you don't like, and it's pages will be dusted with poison.

I wish I had 100,000,000 wishes not including these ones and that they'll al come true!
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on February 04, 2010, 02:56
Granted but you accidently wished that you would die, and, you know what happens. (i.e. theres a test today. you say "oh no, i wish i were dead!)

I wish I didn't have any work to do this whole month.
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Post by: Sizacu on February 04, 2010, 06:01
Granted, but then you wouldn't get paid for two months :c

I wish our wireless mouse didn't have to use batteries.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 13:27
Granted, but it will come to life and electrocute you till' you're a pile of ashes.

I wish Sizacu will be okay after that.....
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on February 04, 2010, 18:41
Granted, but it's Sizacu's evil second personality that kills you

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish that must be granted that isn't this one.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 19:09
Granted, but an army of -------- will come to attack you. You won't know when, or where, but it will happen even if you use your wish to keep them away....

I wish I could make infinite incorruptible wishes that must be granted that isn't this one that won't backfire, sending armies, death, or anything else to anyone or anything. Including ME!

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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on February 04, 2010, 20:01
Granted, but you'll eventually get bored

I wish people would be more inventive with their wishes.
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 21:07
Granted, but they're wishes will involve world domination!
I wish I didn't have to go shovel the driveway to my house.
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Post by: Torchickens on February 04, 2010, 21:38
Wish granted, however all of the snow or whatever is blocking the driveway turns to water, therefore everyone slips over and all the vehicles skid  :laugh:

I wish I could fly! (randomness)
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 21:50
Granted, but Zapdos and Raiku will attack you simultaniously.
Battle Preview...
Torchickens used FLY!
A wild Raiku appeared!
A wild Zapdos appeared!
Raiku and Zapdos used THUNDER!
Its super effective!
Torchickens evolved into FRIEDCHICKENS!


lolz.....

I wish I had heat vision and night vision....
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on February 04, 2010, 21:52
granted you have heat vison an you melt a limb off an for night visson you can't see durring the day


wegee would fight link's king
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Post by: Torchickens on February 04, 2010, 22:05
Granted, but Zapdos and Raiku will attack you simultaniously.
Battle Preview...
Torchickens used FLY!
A wild Raiku appeared!
A wild Zapdos appeared!
Raiku and Zapdos used THUNDER!
Its super effective!
Torchickens evolved into FRIEDCHICKENS!


lolz.....

I wish I had heat vision and night vision....

Haha you just made my day  :laugh:

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granted you have heat vison an you melt a limb off an for night visson you can't see durring the day


wegee would fight link's king

granted, however that battle is so epic that it makes the world explode as you could imagine weegee trying to transform the king and the king just, well taking no notice of it.

I wish for gamma-ray vision o_O
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 22:12
Granted, but you'll end up blowing up the sun, moon, and eventually, EARTH!

I wish I could control fire!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Torchickens on February 04, 2010, 22:27
Granted, but you'll end up blowing up the sun, moon, and eventually, EARTH!

I wish I could control fire!

They actually aren't very ionising but they are very penetrative, so you could see through almost everything except very dense metals! On seconds thoughts though, that would be quite frustrating.

Granted, but what if you dream about fire in your sleep? You could burn your house down by accident  :ohmy:

*wave of inspiration* I wish I could control my dreams :)
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Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 22:53
Granted, but Darkrai will kill you in your sleep.

I wish I could control plants! :P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Torchickens on February 04, 2010, 23:06
Lol, dam you Darkrai!

Wish granted, some people are trying to pick a four leaf clover so you make it use giga drain on one of their faces,  but you were seen so this random leprecorn goes mad and takes over the world  :ohmy:

I wish I could control gravity so that whenever I drop something I can just make it float in mid-air.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 23:12
Wish granted, some people are trying to pick a four leaf clover so you make it use giga drain on one of their faces,  but you were seen so this random leprecorn goes mad and takes over the world

Strangly, I'd be okay with that. I'd just use Giga Drain, Leaf Blade, Leaf Storm, and Grass Knot to destroy him.


Granted, but you'd squish us all under EXTREME gravity.

I wish I could control minds!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Torchickens on February 04, 2010, 23:19
Wish granted, however Jirachi made a typing error when writing your wish down and thought that you wanted to control mines, you try to get into the minds of one of those mines and it explodes, how ironic.

I wish I could control the weather.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 04, 2010, 23:21
Granted, but you'd flood the world with rain and hurricanes.

I wish I had a Jirachi of my own! ;D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 07, 2010, 16:03
Granted, but it'd destroy all living humans.
.....

I wish I had a pen with me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 07, 2010, 16:10
Ganted, but it will spurt ink on you whenever you use it.
I wish Regirock will actually STAY in the pokeball on my Sapphire version.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 07, 2010, 16:16
Granted, but it'll switch to another ball. Somehow.

I wish fingers weren't so numb.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 07, 2010, 16:18
Granted, but they will fall off!

I wish my brother would stop snoring, he sounds like a chainsaw!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 07, 2010, 16:20
Granted, but he'll turn into a chainsaw!

I wish the desktop would actually download things PROPERLY.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 07, 2010, 18:03
Granted, but you're computer will crash a day later.
I wish my dog could talk! ;D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on February 07, 2010, 18:14
Granted. I will (roughly) quote 'The Knife of Never Letting Go': "The first thing you learn when you discover your dog can talk is that dogs don't have much that's interesting to say. About anything.

i wish that I will have a good half term.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Torchickens on February 07, 2010, 18:54
Granted, but its more than good its great; infact its so great that you explode with happiness; oh dam next time I see Jirachi; he's so evil.

I wish Jirachi stopped corrupting our wishes!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blue Fire on February 07, 2010, 19:02
Granted, but its more than good its great; infact its so great that you explode with happiness; oh dam next time I see Jirachi; he's so evil.

I wish Jirachi stopped corrupting our wishes!
Granted but Jirachi will hunt you down and kill you... I wish my parents will get me a non-sucky camera. :ph34r:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Torchickens on February 07, 2010, 19:11
Granted, but you need some really bulky batteries for them and even with those it only turns on for five seconds (oh and when you try to charge them it sets fire to the house)

I wish for a ditto with moves other than transform to see what it looks like on Pokémon Battle Revolution.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blue Fire on February 07, 2010, 19:25
Granted, but you need some really bulky batteries for them and even with those it only turns on for five seconds (oh and when you try to charge them it sets fire to the house)

I wish for a ditto with moves other than transform to see what it looks like on Pokémon Battle Revolution.
Not granted. Wait thats horribley corrupted isnt it. :D










Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Torchickens on February 07, 2010, 19:29
Aww, well perhaps but probably not if you take kings who are 'corrupt' for example one like Charles I arguably just called Parliament for the money lol.

I wish for a glass of water.
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Post by: Laprabi on February 07, 2010, 19:38
Granted, but it only looks like water. It is actually Sulfuric Acid.

I wish I would never lose THE GAME.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on February 07, 2010, 19:53
Granted, but you will never be aware of winning.

I wish I knew what the 5th gen pokémon was.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Torchickens on February 07, 2010, 20:09
Granted, but that same day Nintendo tells everybody else too.

I wish I wasn't so tired XD.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Avian on February 07, 2010, 20:20
Granted, but you end up running into a Snorlax and you get squished!

I wish for a dish with a fish that's Weird-ish and wishes! (whew!)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Torchickens on February 07, 2010, 20:23
Granted, but even 'da wishmaker' fell for that tongue-twister and he gave you a Qwilfish for your dish, who poisons you.

I wish I wasn't tempted to wish for more wishes (as they would all get corrupted).
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 07, 2010, 20:42
Granted, but you get tempted for slapping yourself around the face every 10 mins xD

I wish I had less hoemwork.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Torchickens on February 07, 2010, 20:52
Granted; instead you get a truck load of coursework though, most of it is on stuff that you haven't even been taught! Then your internet connection stops working.

I wish for something to do with my old Pokémon when a new generation comes out, instead of giving my old game like 500 magikarps to bring the Pokémon over to the next game in a trade.
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Post by: Sizacu on February 07, 2010, 22:21
*doesn't even know what course work is*

Granted, but then they all turn into Magikarps! [Besides, they own x3]

I wish I had a better History teacher, who isn't strict and all.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Avian on February 07, 2010, 22:54
Granted, but she gives you tons of homework.

I wish to become a shape-shifter.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 08, 2010, 00:06
Granted, but you'll only get to shift into a Blobfish.
I wish I could talk to animals.That would be interesting....
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: pokeman12345 on February 08, 2010, 00:30
granted but they say bad things to you
i wish i had a DSi
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Post by: Pandemonium on February 08, 2010, 00:33
Granted... but they mistook it for a DSL and installed the wrong software.

I wish I was in Dublin with my girlfriend D:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Avian on February 08, 2010, 00:52
Granted, but your girlfriend dumps you.

I wish for a chinchilla.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pandemonium on February 08, 2010, 00:54
granted, but it has cancer ;; (serves you right for getting me dumped)

i want a wish without a downside
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lightshock16 on February 08, 2010, 00:59
Granted but-BZZT-Compu-BZZT-Tation ERROR-BZZT-

Granted, but your downside Is nothing but a small cut on the knee.

I wish I had a social life.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Avian on February 08, 2010, 01:20
Granted, but it's with mega nerds like me!

I wish my Chinchilla didn't have cancer. ;_;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on February 08, 2010, 01:28
granted it now has rabise an wants to bite you

i wish for a colered version of the new pokemon
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Avian on February 08, 2010, 01:32
Granted, but you never get to see it.

I wish for my Chinchilla to be immune to all diseases.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 08, 2010, 07:51
Granted, but it escapes from the Sphealrules household o:

I wish my porridge had more sugar.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Torchickens on February 08, 2010, 15:36
Granted, however an army of ants come and steal your porridge away when you're not looking.

I wish for a level 250 magikarp called uberkarp.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on February 08, 2010, 16:47
granted, but it is worse than magicarp,with 1 as all of its stats
I wish i was freinds with THE SCATMAN!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 08, 2010, 17:26
Granted, but he starts singing 'Can't touch this' and runs off...? o_o

I wish I had ice cream.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 08, 2010, 18:53
Granted, but its made of bat guano.
I wish I could meet chris daughtry, he's awesome. :yeswink:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 09, 2010, 18:26
Granted, but he doesn't pay any attention to you...? x3'

I still wish I had less homework.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 09, 2010, 19:23
Granted, but it will all be written in German, and the problems are way too complicated.
I wish I wasn't sick.... :(
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 09, 2010, 19:52
I know some German P:

Granted, but you'll get sick the every next day. xD

I wish I knew random German phrases.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 10, 2010, 13:41
Granted but you insult a german child and his dad beats your crap in

I wish I was a famous author
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Post by: En garde...voir on February 10, 2010, 17:39
Granted, but everyone finds out you cheated and no one buys anymore of your books

I wish i had a pet fish
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shaymin on February 10, 2010, 18:03
granted, but it dies

i wish i knew why my crush doesn't see anything in me (if he does, he hasn't shown it)?
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 10, 2010, 18:13
Granted, but he ignores you for a week...?

I wish I didn't have my stomach cramps.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: En garde...voir on February 10, 2010, 19:19
Granted, you have a stomach ulcer instead.

I wish my eyes were violet
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 11, 2010, 17:44
Granted, but they'll fall out of their sockets!

I wish I could walk through walls whenever I wanted without any flaws whatsoever.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 11, 2010, 21:08
Granted, but you'll starve. Just like in PMD! :3
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on February 12, 2010, 00:00
Sizacu, you didn't wish!

I wish I had a bag of fresh, clean, non-poisoned blueberries that nobody will steal.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on February 12, 2010, 00:04
granted but they explode an burn your tounge

i wish for no more coruppted wishes for me  :P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lightshock16 on February 12, 2010, 00:07
granted, but now you are banned from this topic.

I wish to become a Super Saiyan.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 12, 2010, 17:24
... I didn't wish? Close enough. x333

Granted, but Goku will somehow kill you o_o'


I wish I wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sho Minamimoto on February 12, 2010, 21:49
Granted, but your are never able to sleep again, so therefore, in a week, you shall die!

I wish for... a Valentine.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 12, 2010, 21:56
Granted, but the valentine in question will spontaneously burst into flames!

I wish my brother wasn't a stupid sack o' lumps! :P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on February 12, 2010, 22:00
Granted, but you will feel very far inferior to him, and then you'll get depressed

I wish I could do what Neo from the Matrix does.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sho Minamimoto on February 12, 2010, 22:04
Granted, but then you learn it was a stuntman who did it, so you can't. ^^

I wish I had copy rights to Star Wars.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 12, 2010, 22:08
Granted, but you'll die 3 days later.

I wish Jirachi was real! :tongue2:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sho Minamimoto on February 12, 2010, 22:18
Granted, but the mafia gets their hands on it first, and the wish that they ruled the world!

I wish I could time travel.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on February 12, 2010, 22:26
Granted, but you get stuck in the time of the dinosaurs and get eaten.

I wish people would stop killing my rose.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sho Minamimoto on February 12, 2010, 22:33
Granted, but you forget to water it, and it dies.

I wish gravity didn;t exsist, nor was space a vaccuum.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on February 13, 2010, 09:43
Granted, but you go too close to the sun and get burned-like Oedipus...kinda...

Fine, I wish i could do what Neo from the Matrix does in REAL LIFE!!! ie it's real and there's nothing you can do about it.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on February 13, 2010, 11:51
Granted, but it will take effect in 1million years.

I wish it would rain every day.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on February 13, 2010, 23:06
Granted but it rains up until all the water is gone.

I wish wasn't so amazingly attractive so women would stop crowding me.  :D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 14, 2010, 02:21
Granted, but you'll look like this;
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj66/snizwhiz/ugly_man.jpg)
Poor dude...

I wish I could control the weather and breath underwater without being stuck underwater or any other flaws!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Avian on February 14, 2010, 02:42
Granted, but you forget about your weather abilities and strike yourself with lightning!

I wish Spheal would be positively recognized by the public more often.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on February 14, 2010, 03:15
Granted, but people are so in love with it they trample them all in fan stampedes.

I wish I had a completely indestructible rose.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Avian on February 14, 2010, 03:22
Granted, but it had a bee in it, and it smelled horrible.

I wish for my dogs' breath not to smell horrible.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on February 14, 2010, 03:36
Granted, now it smells 110 times worse and can no longer be classified as horrible.

I wish I could walk on my hands.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on February 14, 2010, 09:44
Granted, now you have no legs.

I wish I wasn't so delusional.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on February 14, 2010, 16:45
granted,your no so delusional ,your more delusional than anyone else!
I wish people will join my rp.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on February 16, 2010, 03:34
Granted, but then it gets locked.

I wish I always knew what to do.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: mewz2cute on February 16, 2010, 04:28
Granted. But you become so bored of perfection that you stop doing things to prevent it.

I wish it was 2 hours earlier.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 16, 2010, 16:36
Granted but time will fast forward afterwards.

I wish my milk wouldn't curdle.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on February 16, 2010, 20:57
Granted but now you have no cheese forever.

I wish my entire skin hadn't peeled off this morning.  :ohmy:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Avian on February 16, 2010, 21:01
Granted, but now you have the extra skin on you and it falls off, piece by piece into your breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I wish for a wish. (simple)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on February 16, 2010, 23:09
Um... granted but you are now not allowed any more wishes ever.

Granted. But you become so bored of perfection that you stop doing things to prevent it.

I'm okay with that.

I wish I knew how to end the book I'm writing.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on February 17, 2010, 00:24
You do but it spontaneously combusts into flames / the computer freezes once you're finished.

I wish I was an igneous rock. :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on February 17, 2010, 00:37
Granted, then someone turns you into dust with a hammer.

I wish I could play the piano.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on February 17, 2010, 03:11
Granted, but you lose the ability to speak.

I wish there was no homophobes in the world.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on February 17, 2010, 03:46
Granted, but you lose the ability to speak.

Do you know how OK I am with that?

Granted, but there is no longer a world.

I wish my keyboard wasn't so horrible.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on February 17, 2010, 03:50
It's no longer horrible, but your mouse gets all messed up.

I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on February 17, 2010, 03:52
Granted, you can have all the nothing you want, but you no longer have fingers.

I wish for a rainbow.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on February 17, 2010, 03:53
The rainbow's so bright it burns everyone's eyes out of their sockets. Ow.

I wish for a working, non-haunted lamp.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on February 17, 2010, 03:56
Granted, but it's so bright it burns anything that comes within 90,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilometers of it.

I wish for a harmonica.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on February 17, 2010, 03:58
I c what u did thar. owo

Granted, but it breaks upon recieving it.

I wish I had a facial tissue right now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on February 17, 2010, 04:03
Granted but it causes an allegic rection and you blow up like a blowfish.

I wish to see a cherry pie.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on February 17, 2010, 08:28
Granted, but it makes you so hungry that you go mad when you realise you can't get it.

I wish that we'd get a release date in the uk that's good for me and before the current release date for HGSS, and I could get it, and nothing bad would happen to me, and it was as good as everyone says.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on February 17, 2010, 10:27
Granted but it was released 300 years in the past

I wish that I have a perfect apple.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 17, 2010, 19:17
Granted, but Team Skull steals it for themselves, yep yep!

I wish my grandpa would stop cracking jokes about me having an boyfriend! Which I don't! :dry:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on February 17, 2010, 19:39
Granted, but you get a boyfriend who cracks jokes about your grandpa all the time.

I wish I had a cardboard cutout of Hillary Clinton (the U.S. secretary of the state) and a bottle of non-ignited gasoline.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 17, 2010, 19:47
Granted, but the cutout catches on fire, and the gasoline goes with it.

I wish I had my soulsilver game already! (March 14th is a few weeks from now! I NEED it!)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on February 17, 2010, 19:55
Granted but it catches fire and explodes.

I wish this house had more than one toilet. >_<
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on February 17, 2010, 20:05
Granted, but the cutout catches on fire, and the gasoline goes with it.

thank you. :) (2:40) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FEoAPYeYwY)

Ok. You are now homeless living in the mall.


I wish I had a facebook account.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter on February 18, 2010, 15:13
Granted,but it's fake and you get arrested :P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 18, 2010, 16:07
I wish my charger could charge all sorts of things! :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on February 19, 2010, 06:11
Granted, but now your TV only has one channel.

I wish Shawn loved me too.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Avian on February 19, 2010, 20:08
Granted, but Shawn died a second later.

I wish I could kill Crack Llama.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: iKod on February 21, 2010, 23:41
Granted, but Crick Llama kills you before you get a chance to.

I wish to be immune to poison, and impervious.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on February 22, 2010, 00:15
Granted, but you'll vanish off of the face of the earth. Forever.

I wish I had a non-corrupted wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Avian on February 22, 2010, 00:33
Granted, but it now serves no purpose.

I wish for 200,000 Wii points.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: iKod on February 22, 2010, 23:22
Granted, but Shortland Street ceases to exist in any way.

I wish I could win at everything.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on February 23, 2010, 00:24
ganted but you become obecie


i wish for ronald land
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on February 28, 2010, 02:47
Granted, but no. Just no.

I wish Miley Cyrus' head would not explode. Hehe.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: progartpkmn98 on February 28, 2010, 04:20
Granted, but her brain does.

I wish nothing, or something.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on March 01, 2010, 04:04
Granted, but now you are made of rubber.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.
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Post by: Avian on March 01, 2010, 20:35
Granted, but nobody likes what you write. (No offence)

I wish that my drawings wouldn't suck.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on March 01, 2010, 20:37
granted, but no-one appreciates them.

I wish people would make better wishes.
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Post by: progartpkmn98 on March 01, 2010, 20:45
Granted, but only for 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000 of a second.


I wish I was more controversial!
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Post by: Moon Chaser on March 05, 2010, 20:40
Granted, but as i don't know what that means you now can't speak

I wish life wasn't as boring.
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Post by: MOP on March 05, 2010, 21:08
Granted, in the next ten minutes you will be transformed into a gelatinous lump, set on fire, catapulted into a cliff face and sucked in a rancor's nose. Then you die, the end.

I wish my infinite compression of space time and reality distorting technology was confined to set limits decided by the inter-dimensional union of celestial powers, thus preventing my mind from burning due to the sheer depth of knowledge and power released from within. Also I want cats to be able to fly using the power of the mind.
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Post by: Steve Jobs on March 06, 2010, 01:44
Granted, but the cats have lazer eyes and make your mind burn anyway!!!

I wish nothing can go wrong with this wish
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on March 06, 2010, 10:10
Granted. Nothing has gone wrong with your wish, ,and you have accomplished nothing

I wish pokémon were real and didn't eat me.
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Post by: Avian on March 06, 2010, 17:01
Granted, but my Spheal froze you solid!

I wish for a real, live Spheal.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on March 06, 2010, 17:54
Granted but you will never know where it is.

I wish that magic is real.
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Post by: MOP on March 07, 2010, 09:22
Granted, but the Dark Lord Gordon Brown forges a master ring to control all others and with the magic in the ring he spreads across the land. Town after town enveloped in his stomach folds until all is lost. The end.

I wish Moon Chaser could stop Dark Lord Brown.

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Post by: Moon Chaser on March 07, 2010, 09:33
Granted but I had to give up all the magic in the world to stop him. :'(

I wish that all the cites in the world tuned into tropical rainforests.
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Post by: MOP on March 07, 2010, 09:40
Granted but in the cold climate of northern Europe the rainforests die leaving a barren wasteland from which the world will never recover. With their cities and ecosystems destroyed the European powers (that includes Russia) declare a war on the rest of the world and once more the poorer nations are forced into poverty as they become slaves to the Northern European Coalition of Doom....
....and it is all Moon Chaser's fault.

I wish I had a psychic penguin of my own.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on March 07, 2010, 11:17
With their cities and ecosystems destroyed the European powers (that includes Russia) declare a war on the rest of the world and once more the poorer nations are forced into poverty as they become slaves to the Northern European Coalition of Doom....
....and it is all Moon Chaser's fault.
It would happen at some point even if I had not made the wish.

Granted but it bites you and somehow flys away.

I wish i had an infinite supply of sherbet lemons.
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Post by: MOP on March 08, 2010, 19:15
Granted but the supply is in your tummy and the infinite number of sherbet lemons causes a fizz overload and you pop into a thousand bubbles!

I wish I lived on Button Moon.
 
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Post by: Webby2 on March 08, 2010, 19:45
Granted, but there is no Mr. Spoon anymore.

I wish I weren't so tired.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on March 08, 2010, 21:36
Granted but you can never sleep again.

I wish my parrot would stop ignoring me.
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Post by: MOP on March 09, 2010, 17:32
Granted, you become close friends and your parrot talks with you every night. Now that you're closer together your parrot reveals his secret mission to rid the world of Chaos forces seeping in from the Nether world and threatening mankind. Leaving you with no choice but to leave your life behind and travel the world to help your parrots' crusade. You drain the blood of Chaos' fallen warriors to grant you their dark magic and use it against them. Before long you become corrupted by magic and you skin flakes from your body leaving a mass of organs and bones and muscle, eternally bleeding until at last you are destroyed by your own parrot as it tries desperately to save what little humanity you have left.......etc. This could've been avoided if you just left the parrot alone.


I wish I wasn't procrastinating on this topic so much.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on March 09, 2010, 17:36
Granted, but the work you are doing becomes impossible

I wish my Science homework was easier
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on March 10, 2010, 14:08
granted, but you become brain-dead and fail miserably anyway, then you end up working in burgerking

I wish I had a burger from burger king  :laugh:
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Post by: Moon Chaser on March 10, 2010, 17:02
Granted but the use by date was some time 3 years ago.

This could've been avoided if you just left the parrot alone.
I knew that he was a total nutter.

I wish Peanut (my parrot) wasn't a total nutter.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on March 12, 2010, 13:07
granted but then you become a total nutter!!!!!

I wish I was attractive to guys
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Post by: AliceBlaze on March 13, 2010, 22:03
Granted but men are always bothering you 24/7.

I wish animals can talk.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on March 14, 2010, 10:58
Granted, but "the first thing you find out when you discover your dog can talk is that dogs don't got much interesting to say. About anything."

I wish Gen V to be good, and I am able to get it when it comes out in 2-3 years.

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Post by: auronofpokemon on March 15, 2010, 21:20
granted, but all  the copies break when you touch them, and your DS breaks if you use gloves to insert it.


I wish that i had -5 wishes!
 currupting a negative = positive
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Post by: Moon Chaser on March 15, 2010, 21:49
you now have 0 wishes

i wish that my sister would stop bugging me
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Post by: Darkwing on March 15, 2010, 23:56
No problem... Now she is the Catherine to your Sebastian. Enjoy living in Cruel Intentions.

I wish I had a reasonable job.
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Post by: ZombieSteven on March 17, 2010, 04:55
Granted,but you have unreasonable salary.
I wish my sister would be more polite.(seriously,she scolds me a lot of bad words)
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Post by: Darkwing on March 17, 2010, 14:11
Granted... She just graduated the Mina Harker school of manners. Good luck surviving the next scolding.

I wish I had a main cast part in this years musical.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on March 17, 2010, 17:59
Granted-you fail and everybody laughs at you.

I wish i could come up with good 'that's what she said' jokes
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Post by: AliceBlaze on March 17, 2010, 21:41
Granted but turns out they're very sexist and you get sued.

I wish I could eat as many cookies as possible without gaining weight.
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Post by: Darkwing on March 18, 2010, 14:58
Granted... instead you lose all ability to enjoy food at all.

I wish I could travel between here and The Labyrinth (As in the David Bowie movie) at will.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on March 18, 2010, 21:26
granted but it only works once

i wish that i lived in a tree house (the tree is in the middle of a town)
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Post by: Darkwing on March 19, 2010, 17:19
Granted... Say goodbye to all those cute little modcons like electricity though.

I wish I had a working WiFi connection at the moment.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on March 19, 2010, 23:30
oh well i don't need electricity

Granted but it is only for that moment and you don't have a chance to use the wi-fi connection.

I wish that i had an infinite supply of sherbet lemons (nonpoisonous) in front of me
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Post by: Darkwing on March 20, 2010, 17:47
Granyed... But it landed you in Hogwarts, The Potion Masters office to be exact. Good luck in detentions with a very disgruntled Severus Snape. (You and your sweets landed on top of him.)

I wish I had a Wigglytuff to help my nephew go to sleep, without my needing to be in the room.
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Post by: MOP on March 21, 2010, 11:18
Granted but the wigglytuff is lazy and just uses hyper beam to knock out them out.

I wish I my ribs weren't a suitable alternative to a xylophone.  :???
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Post by: Darkwing on March 21, 2010, 11:35
Granted... You just became Victim1 in a new version of The Hills Have Eyes. Hope you like BBQ Sauce.

I wish I wasn't constantly getting summoned to hang up the washing. ESPECIALLY my sisters underwear.
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Post by: progartpkmn98 on March 21, 2010, 17:14
Granted, but you turn into your sister's underwear.

I wish I had working, nothing wrong with them, impossible for anything bad to happen, indestructible iPod headphones with the microphone on it.
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Post by: dark-snorelax™ on March 21, 2010, 17:15
Granted but your ipod exploded

I wish I had lots of cups of tea
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Post by: Webby2 on March 21, 2010, 18:06
Granted but tea is disgusting but you have too much and become very ill

I wish I had more minstrels
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Post by: Moon Chaser on March 21, 2010, 18:24
Granted. You get a tresure map the them and it takes you 6 months to find them. By that point someone beat you to them.

I wish the internet wasn't so slow.
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Post by: auronofpokemon on March 22, 2010, 09:25
Granted, but it's so fast you cant see the web pages or any imagery

I wish Pablo existed
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Post by: Darkwing on March 22, 2010, 13:09
Granted... But now you don't.

I wish that they would recast the TWilight series of movies, and add in the guy on guy subtext that SMeyer decided to write out of the original book.
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Post by: auronofpokemon on March 24, 2010, 00:14
Granted, but it was never shown in theaters, and only available in VHS

I wish 2+2= UNLIMITED POKEMON!
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Post by: Darkwing on March 24, 2010, 10:57
Granted... but the subsequent mathematical instability just ended all of reality due to a quantum level explosion.

I wish dogs were just a little smarter.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on March 25, 2010, 17:43
granted,they take over the world (prety obvious)

I wish for more wishes!!!
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Post by: Darkwing on March 27, 2010, 16:01
Granted.. but Perry just mistook you for Doofenwhatever.

I wish for a movie starring Kelly Blatz and Corbin Bleu.
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on March 27, 2010, 21:22
Granted.. but Perry just mistook you for Doofenwhatever.

I wish for a movie starring Kelly Blatz and Corbin Bleu.
there was a girl at the set who they both fell for and killed each other for her.

I wish everyone in the world was dead
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Post by: ShiraBliss on March 28, 2010, 14:03
BUUUUUUUUUUUUT you died with them, so hope you like having roomies!

I wish I had wings.
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Post by: Darkwing on March 28, 2010, 16:24
You just landed yourself in the Maximum Ride series of novels by James Patterson... And Fang is flirting with you, so that Jessica Alba looking girl heading toward you probably plans on feeding you to the Erasers.

I wish I could go on a date to the restaurant at the top of the Eifel Tower.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on March 29, 2010, 05:38
The food's burnt and your date isn't impressed :\

I wish money grew on trees.
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on March 29, 2010, 05:42
Granted, but all the worlds trees magically disappear.

I wish I didn't live somewhere the size of a pebble, but somewhere larger.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on April 02, 2010, 09:21
your wish is my command, but you get lost on your way to bed, never to be seen again

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted!
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Post by: ParaSky on April 02, 2010, 09:54
Granted,but you get couurpted yourself.

I wish my computer would stop frezzing.
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Post by: Sizacu on April 02, 2010, 11:14
Granted, but it crashes :c

I wish that I was a boy.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on April 02, 2010, 11:56
granted. but your mum dosnt recognise  you :(

I wish that that last wish didnt have to be corrupted, it realy made me sad
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Post by: Sizacu on April 02, 2010, 12:51
Granted - it gets even more corrupt
Sorry :c

I wish that I could eat dinner.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on April 03, 2010, 12:21
granted, but it never ends and you blow up from eating to much.
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Post by: Hicky on April 03, 2010, 15:55
I wish Perry The Platypus would make wishes.
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Post by: Liam on April 03, 2010, 19:13
Granted - but we'll have to wait and see.

I wish that I had a micro pig. <3
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Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on April 03, 2010, 19:19
Granted, but it's a man-bear-pig and it mauls your face.

I wish my coffee cup was filled with tasty coffee.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on April 04, 2010, 07:07
Granted, but someone peed in it :)

I wish the name rater would tell us all just who he is
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Post by: YamiMewtwo on April 04, 2010, 23:49
Granted but name rater turns out to be a girl or a genderless abomination.

I wish certain TMs would just be buyable in the games instead of making us torture ourselves at game corner, etc. (like flamethrower, ice beam, etc)
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Post by: iKod on April 05, 2010, 03:36
Granted, but they all cost 999,999

I wish I could digest anything without dying, getting paralyzed, etc...
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Post by: Hicky on April 06, 2010, 15:12
Granted, but ultimately that includes digesting a certain undesirable fluid...

I wish that visual representations of every emoticon above could come to my door and party.
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Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on April 06, 2010, 16:27
Granted, but the devil emoticon comes too, and sends you and everyone else in the world to hell.

I wish I didn't have homework :/
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Post by: iKod on April 06, 2010, 17:04
Granted, but school lasts the entire day.
And you must go to school saturday and sunday too.

I wish i could shoot lasers from my fingertips at will.
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Post by: sans the skeleton on April 06, 2010, 19:50
Granted but you have no control and end up cutting your own ehad off.

I wish that I could control fire easily.
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Post by: iKod on April 07, 2010, 01:23
Granted, but then you get severe burns, not being fireproof and all.

I wish
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Post by: ShiraBliss on April 07, 2010, 04:34
Therefore corrupted :)

I wish for Pokemonz to be REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL 8DDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by: Moon Chaser on April 07, 2010, 16:32
How do you know that it has not already been granted?

I wish that my togepi would evolve
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Post by: THE ARBITER on April 07, 2010, 16:45
granted but it evolves into a feebas


i wish i had no homework
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Post by: iKod on April 07, 2010, 17:52
((ENOUGH WITH THE ****ING NO HOMEWORK WISHES))
Granted, but you die.


I wish people didn't wish homework-related wishes.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on April 08, 2010, 05:23
Granted, but now everyone wishes for multiple Miley Cyrus' (WHY DID YOU WISH FOR THAT, MAN?!?!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!)

I wish my cat would live forever
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Post by: iKod on April 09, 2010, 17:05
Granted, but it falls into a wood chipper and feels extreme pain without being able to die.
You are sent to court with charges of animal abuse.

I wish i could draw well
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Post by: MOP on April 09, 2010, 18:23
Granted but you can only draw wells well and nothing else.

I wish my bag of bombay mix was coated in honey.  :)
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Post by: ZombieSteven on April 10, 2010, 10:41
Granted,but a swarm of bees sting you for stealing their honey. >:D
I wish Pokemon Black and White came out faster.(Don't mess this up!) :dry:
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Post by: iKod on April 11, 2010, 00:32
Granted, but it ended up sucking.

I wish i could actually capitalize the i's
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Post by: qazz42 on April 11, 2010, 02:18
granted.. but everything will be capitalized for the rest of you life



i wish for a ti-84+ silver edition
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Post by: Darkwing on April 11, 2010, 12:12
Granted... but it has more bugs in it than the combined Eterna, Ilex, and Viridian Forests.

I wish there weren't so many mouthy brats in the garden today.
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Post by: qazz42 on April 11, 2010, 13:34
granted but they will be eaten by zombies and the zonbies will stay
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Post by: Darkwing on April 11, 2010, 14:18
Not a problem... I have books on Vadoun.. Plenty of salt and my late Grandfathers flamethrower.

I wish there was a blue movie (Now there's an old phrase for you.) starring UK actor Danny Young and the actors who played Jasper, Emmet and Alice Cullen in Twilight.
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Post by: qazz42 on April 11, 2010, 15:39
granted but the movie will be so crappy you die


i wish for a working pokemon game for my nspire graping calc
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 11, 2010, 23:22
Granted, but the graphics are so crappy, you can't read it.

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying.
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Post by: qazz42 on April 12, 2010, 00:24
granted but then he will be mean


i want doorsCS 7 to come out with the nspire bugs fixed
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Post by: iKod on April 12, 2010, 02:11
granted.. but everything will be capitalized for the rest of you life
I HATE YOU.

GRANTED, BUT NOBODY CAN ACCESS IT.

I WISH I COULD STOP CAPITALIZING.
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 12, 2010, 11:12
Granted, but now you cannot capitalize.

I wish I had hot chocolate.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on April 12, 2010, 13:00
Granted but it is cold.

I wish I was a cartoon charactar
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Post by: iKod on April 12, 2010, 13:29
granted, but die a cartoonish death soon after. and instead of mourning you, they laugh.

i wish i knew what to do.
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Post by: Darkwing on April 12, 2010, 14:47
Granted... But you don't have the money to do what you want.

I wish The Labyrinth was real.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on April 13, 2010, 14:14
granted. (fall on head, crushing you)

I wish skulldugery pleasent was real and I had all the powers in it.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on April 13, 2010, 15:12
Granted, but the powers that it held was too much for you and you instantaneously imploded; your guts and innards spilling all over those who you love.... :)

I wish chocolate didn't make you fat or give you diabetes.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on April 13, 2010, 15:14
granted. (giant chocolate bar falls on head, crushing you.)
my last wish without the corruption for it
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Post by: TickTockTheCroc on April 13, 2010, 23:10
Granted... but not really. because your last wish either didnt exist (you forgot to put one) or it defies the rules of the game.  (seriously, I had to go back like 5 pages to find your last wish)

I wish for world peace.
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Post by: qazz42 on April 13, 2010, 23:18
granted but it will involve all people dying



i wish i could be Aku
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Post by: TickTockTheCroc on April 14, 2010, 00:52
Granted, but Samurai Jack went back in time and killed you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 14, 2010, 00:58
Granted, but it is that the world was nuked.

I wish that my teacher would disappear off the face of the Earth.

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Post by: qazz42 on April 14, 2010, 02:38
granted but then she will appear to annoy you in heaven or hell



i wish they would make a GOOD samuri jack fanali and i get to see it
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on April 14, 2010, 12:38
Granted... but not really. because your last wish either didnt exist (you forgot to put one) or it defies the rules of the game.  (seriously, I had to go back like 5 pages to find your last wish)
my last wish is at the top of the page! its about skulldugery!
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Post by: ShiraBliss on April 14, 2010, 14:08
Granted, but you only see the first few seconds before your TV goes ape-poop and all you see or hear is static :)

I wish kindness was universal.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on April 14, 2010, 18:39
Granted, but you are dead and can only watch it from heaven/hell

I wish that I succeed in spriting my made-up pokémon.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on April 14, 2010, 20:11
granted but i steal IT !!   >:D
I wish my r.p would have a new post allready (allthough its only been 2 mins)
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Post by: iKod on April 16, 2010, 01:41
granted, but it's a post from an admin, to lock the post.


i wish i could watch the new south park episodes.
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Post by: Tom™ on April 16, 2010, 02:13
Granted. But they changed there name to "North Store", meaning no new "South Park" episodes.

I wish Viacom exploded.
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Post by: SuperfastEon on April 16, 2010, 05:47
Granted. Unfortunately, you were there when it exploded, R.I.P.

I wish for a cookie:3
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Post by: ShiraBliss on April 16, 2010, 08:13
Granted, but the cookie is stale, and those aren't chocolate chips, my friend...

I wish I didn't need glasses >_>
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on April 16, 2010, 10:24
Granted. You are now blind to colour and moving vehicles.

I wish for the ability to speak Japanese.
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Post by: ZombieSteven on April 16, 2010, 14:53
Granted,but you only insult Japanese.
I wish my exams were over.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on April 16, 2010, 19:16
ganted, but tommoro they start again, and hader!
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on April 17, 2010, 05:44
^You forgot to wish....

I wish I had a magic finger that makes it snow.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on April 17, 2010, 05:50
Granted, but whenever you use it you get fatally ill.

I wish for world peace 8D
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Post by: ZombieSteven on April 17, 2010, 10:24
Granted,but as a sacrifice for world peace,you are sacrificed.
I wish EV training became easy.
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Post by: MOP on April 17, 2010, 11:29
Granted but EVs become worthless.

I wish I had more fingers to type with.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShiraBliss on April 17, 2010, 16:18
Granted, but now you are totally off-putting and will never be in a relationship, hook-up, or even a one-night-stand ever again.

Also you keyboard explodes, making your wish useless :]

I wish for PIE
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Post by: iKod on April 18, 2010, 02:01
granted, but like the cake, it's a lie.


i wish i got all of the pokewalker courses without losing, breaking or rendering my pokewalker useless. and that said wish wouldn't kill me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EMPIRE on April 18, 2010, 02:08
Granted but a day later you were involed in a car crash which paralayzed you from the neck down.

I wish I was the lover of Gemma Arterton <3 Girl in my avvy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SuperfastEon on April 18, 2010, 08:05
Granted, but she is actually a transvestite :O

I wish my dad didn't beat me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: qazz42 on April 18, 2010, 13:52
granted but thatss not even close to funny


i want to not have to not write in unconfusing unilletirate because my not know of tljrngvflgvnbgtlrkjenslvkjcnklfbrwe
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: iKod on April 20, 2010, 03:33
granted, but now you are mentally r****ded (if the word can't be use, then tell me please)

i wish i had a sense of humor.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: qazz42 on April 20, 2010, 20:20
k but no one will take you seriously


i want to FIRE MAH LAZER BLAAA!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on April 20, 2010, 20:32
the micropig slipped into your computer and sent a virus to everyone in your town which makes their computers blow up. Because the virus is so advanced, no such warranty or guarentee will be able to get you a new one.

I wish I had eternal happiness and that nothing bad will ever happen to me ever.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 20, 2010, 20:34
Granted, but everyone else dies.

I wish that my cat was smarter.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on April 20, 2010, 20:41
your cat becomes so smart it hatches a plan to kill your entire family and rein as the ruler of the house.

I wish that when i die, everyone else dies with me and I become ruler of hell >:D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TickTockTheCroc on April 20, 2010, 20:55
granted, but everyone else goes to heaven.

I wish I had an electabuzz.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on April 20, 2010, 21:48
granted, it electorcutes you to death because you dont have enough gym badges.

I wish everything happened just the way I wanted
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 20, 2010, 21:49
Ganted, but it you die first.

I wish Pokemon were real.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 21, 2010, 14:44
Granted...  but your house just collapsed into an Onyx Tunnel.

I wish I knew where I had put that drecking paperwork.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on April 21, 2010, 22:04
granted, but the incriminating pictures of you that you dont really want to show the person your giving the doccuments to see somehow slip into it.
i wish my life is just how it is, completely unaffected
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: auronofpokemon on April 22, 2010, 20:55
Granted, but somewhere in a parallel universe you die.( Good part: Ash dies too.)

I wish that Everyone on earth was invincible, Earth is unchanged, Every Item cannot be damaged, Pokemon generation 5 is awesome,and I get to have the only non-hacked copy, viruses and hacks were obsolete,  Ash comes to life, then gets turned TO ash, 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999 times for my amusement, and I can only die when my time on the earth runs out, but it cannot be sped up.(or slowed down)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 22, 2010, 20:57
Granted...but then you wake up.

I wish that people would actually put their trash in trash cans.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on April 23, 2010, 03:31
Granted, but apparently some people think the world is their trashcan.......I wish I was a Dunsparce that would not be hurt in any way or die, suffer,tortured or anything bad happening to me. And I couldnt be caught either.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 23, 2010, 13:17
Granted... sadly the PPC get called in to investigate you.

I wish I could find a Thundercats soundboard for my phone.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 23, 2010, 17:12
Granted, but you can't upload it.

I wish that people would put their trash actually inside an actual trashcan, not just on the world.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on April 23, 2010, 17:59
Granted, but the trash cans run off!

I wish my nose bleeds last long enough so that I miss lessons c:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on April 23, 2010, 18:51
Granted, but your nose becomes Nosepass-shaped.

I wish I could eat broccoli.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShiraBliss on April 24, 2010, 03:44
Granted, but you can't eat anything else and you eventually become allergic :)

I wish for art!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on April 24, 2010, 04:32
Granted! And its very ugly!    I wish that I wished this wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby2 on April 24, 2010, 09:39
Granted, but everyone else wished it first so you'll have to wait for it.

I wish to not feel ill.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lugiafanatic on April 24, 2010, 21:45
Granted, but you will be weak.

I wish for eternal happiness.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 24, 2010, 21:55
Granted, but its not for you. It's for your worst enemy.


I wish I could find my iPod headphones and actually use them.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lugiafanatic on April 24, 2010, 22:02
Granted, but after that use, you'll never be able to find them again.

I wish I could guess your pokemon. =P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on April 25, 2010, 13:18
granted, but one of them is missingno and it glitches your game!

I wish for all the other wishers wishes to be wished uncoruppted, so their wish will
be a uncoruppted wish by my wish!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 25, 2010, 13:20
Granted, but you get thrown in an asylum because no one understands you.

I wish my dad and brother would let me have a turn on the Wii to play Super Mario Galaxy by myself.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: qazz42 on April 25, 2010, 15:12
k but then everything will explode in neucleur war\



i WANT TO BE AN INVINCIBLE BANANANANANANANA
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lugiafanatic on April 25, 2010, 15:26
Granted, but then you will be stepped on.

I wish to relax.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on April 25, 2010, 16:03
granted, but you cant move.
I wish I could do things  with my mind!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on April 25, 2010, 16:57
yes but you loose your mind

i wish to see a GOAT
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 25, 2010, 17:58
Granted... sadly it is in the bedroom of the other Dumbledore.

I wish for a Brokeback Mountain style soccer movie.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lugiafanatic on April 25, 2010, 18:10
Granted, but you can't watch it.

I wish to live til 2100.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on April 25, 2010, 20:22
granted you have become old cranky blind an have an adiction to prune juice
lol

i wish forthe icecream man game in halo
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: iKod on April 25, 2010, 20:29
granted, but you die.

i wish people actually made good questions or good answers in here.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on April 25, 2010, 20:53
Granted but you are banned from this thread and are unable to witness them.

I wish for world peace without aliens!!!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: iKod on April 25, 2010, 21:48
granted, but before peace can be reached, the entire world partakes in a devastating war, killing everyone.


i wish i was immune to nukes and the radiation they emit.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on April 26, 2010, 16:12
granted, but now you cant live without it!

I wish I, and only I had a real pokemon, that obeys me, nisnt a magicarp or lvl. 1
and wont kill anyone!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 26, 2010, 17:57
Granted... Problem is it's a Porygon that knows Flash, complete with a disobediant nature.

I wish for a long weekend with me getting to experience a "Double Dip"

(Note the double dip is not a food reference.)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on May 02, 2010, 20:40
granted, but then no one will go up to you cause your skin would look so different.
i wish for eternal life and youth
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 02, 2010, 23:10
granted but you live your life and watch everyone you know/love die.

I wish that i had a pet Phoenix that will be obedient and not attack me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 02, 2010, 23:14
Granted, you now have a virtual pet Phoenix. I wish I was a Dunsparce.....
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 02, 2010, 23:26
Granted but you are currently in an egg that will hatch in 1000 years

I wish i was a wolf
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShiraBliss on May 03, 2010, 07:30
Granted, but you're crippled, old, and get hit by a car and die within one hour of your wish being granted :)

I wish I was a NINJA!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on May 03, 2010, 21:40
granted but you insult a high ninja an got assassinated

i wish for....................................a egg that explodes after 20 seconds of throw
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on May 03, 2010, 21:47
granted but it sticks to your hand after you "threw" it.
i wish that the pokemon anime was good and respected
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 04, 2010, 05:09
Granted, in one million years. I wish Roxxy would stop telling Gus he's a worm.....(like that will ever happen  ;))
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 09, 2010, 21:23
Granted but he turns intoa worm

I wish my parrot wouldn't attack me
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on May 10, 2010, 18:15
Granted... An Owl starts attacking you instead.

I wish there was a threeway crossover episode between both NCIS branches and Criminal Minds.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 10, 2010, 18:43
Granted but it is rubbish

I wish that my sister would shut up.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 10, 2010, 20:26
Granted...for five seconds.

I wish I had friends who don't mind me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on May 10, 2010, 23:26
Granted, you have friends who love you but your friends hate each other and you have to choose who stays and who is cruelly discarded.  :(

I wish I had the sort of best friend who liked spending time together instead of just talking on msn once a week...we live on the same highstreet for goodness sake!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 11, 2010, 00:11
Granted, but now s/he's practically moved in!

I wish for... Nothing! HA! TRY MESSING THAT UP!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OpalRhea on May 11, 2010, 01:01
Due to your wish of nothing, a wish has been granted for you. This has made you a king, however, your people are rebelling against you, and trying to put the true king on the throne.


I wish... That these nationalized tests we have to do today didn't exist.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 11, 2010, 01:04
... You = me no likey...

Anyway... Granted! But now you're in China during the 'Rape of Nanking'!

I wish the next poster didn't have to mess up a good thing...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on May 11, 2010, 01:39
granted you can wish no more

i wish for neon boxers
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 11, 2010, 12:16
Granted, they're radioactive and you die. Slowly.

I wish I could miss Reading class and just stay at home playing Pokemon: Explorers of Sky on my DS.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 11, 2010, 19:19
Granted but you have to go to reading class for the rest of your life.

I wish that it would stop raining, for today.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on May 11, 2010, 23:29
Granted, but then it would rain everyday and eventually cause floods. ...scary.

I wish I knew how to color digitally (on the computer) and with colored pencils CORRECTLY...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 12, 2010, 16:40
Granted, but you lose any and all ability to write and draw using a physical medium (pencils, markers, pens, etc...) (hey, you wished for knowledge, not for skill...)

I wish my friend would just do some rock smashing in SS, Playing through Fire Red just to Pal Park a Kabuto's a drag...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 13, 2010, 05:00
GRANTED except now hes gonna die of hard work...





I wish i could catch a mespirit and azurill  for my pok?dex :yeswink:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 13, 2010, 17:10
Granted, but then you drop your DS off the Empire State building.

I wish that my friend would remember why I was here.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 14, 2010, 01:07
Ok, but he/she forgets after ten minutes. I wish Dunsparce had a dragon evolution.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 14, 2010, 04:06
granted but he only has 5 more minutes of living... sorry gus i wish that pokemon games wont get any cheaper...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShiraBliss on May 14, 2010, 07:08
Granted, their overall quality is is so fantastic that it makes history- however, it costs more than quadruple your annual earnings :]

I wish that Piplup from the anime would get eaten by a Gyarados :] I hate that stupid thing <]
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EMPIRE on May 14, 2010, 19:26
Granted but the Gyarados eats you 140 days later.

I wish I was a real boy a time traveler.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lugiafanatic on May 14, 2010, 20:18
Granted, but you will be stuck in a time forever!!!

I wish for eternal happiness for myself.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 14, 2010, 21:13
Granted, but due to some unknown reason you no longer understand happiness.

I wish that I will go to the cinema on sunday and not have to go swimming.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 14, 2010, 21:35
Granted. The movie screen falls on you and crushes you.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 14, 2010, 21:37
Granted. The movie screen falls on you and crushes you.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.
There isn't a screen there is an over head projector.

Granted: You are overly optomistic and annoying.

I wish for a bacon sandwich that is safe to eat.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: August J. Stuffiman IV on May 14, 2010, 21:42
Granted, but it instead just makes you horribly obese with every bite.

I wish I didn't have to revise for exams.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 15, 2010, 00:46
grunted but now ur stupid! :mad:                     i wish roaming pokemon wouldnt run away! :mad:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: August J. Stuffiman IV on May 15, 2010, 11:11
Granted, but now they can't be caught in Masterballs and all their moves are 100% accurate OHKOs.

I wish we were allowed to keep pets at uni.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 15, 2010, 12:19
Granted, but the only pets allowed are earthworms and sewer rats.

I wish I could go to Disneyworld in Florida again.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShiraBliss on May 15, 2010, 12:41
Granted, but you only make it as far as the gate before it all topples down :)

I wish that whenever oil is involved in cooking I don't somehow manage to get splashed in the face! IT HURTS, DANG NABBIT!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 15, 2010, 19:05
Granted, now its all over your body. I wish Dunsparce had an invincible, immortal dragon evolution.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Liam on May 15, 2010, 19:07
Granted, but he only has 1 in every stat.

I wish Pinsir learnt DESTINY BOND
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 15, 2010, 19:09
Granted, but now thats all it learns. I wish Delibird had an evolution.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 15, 2010, 19:24
Granted, but its really lame and weak.

I wish Roxxy wins the battle against Jake the Abra.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 15, 2010, 20:01
Granted, but it's a win by default (the Abra teleported).

I wish Roxxy and Gus would quit bickering and get along already... Sheesh...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 15, 2010, 20:07
That....that...cant be possible. But if I have to grant it, they stopped for three seconds. I wish Gus had unlimited power forever, and cant die or get sick/hurt.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 15, 2010, 20:43
granted, but, he can not move: ever
I wish that what I think is going to happen on light in the shadows will
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 15, 2010, 21:08
(( I'm curios, what would that be? )) Granted, but your character dies in a turn of events. I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on May 15, 2010, 23:51
granted but you get hit by the move thunder an get toasted an sent to africa where they eat snakes an bugs

i wish fo a orange
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 16, 2010, 04:30
An orange-man eating monster. I wish that I could make awesome sprites.....
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 16, 2010, 04:50
Due to your wish for what you already possess, your skills have been downgraded to... adequate...

Hmm... Speaking of which, I wish I knew a spriter who wouldn't mind doing a few custom requests...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 16, 2010, 05:44
(( I would but I....dont do customs well. I make awesome sprites? ))  Granted , but not for you.  I wish I could make good customs.....
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 16, 2010, 08:13
granted, but unfortionatly, I hear you wrong.
you got a castform in leafgreen!
I wish jake the abra kadabra gets caught instead of gus
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 16, 2010, 08:54
granted, but unfortionatly, I hear you wrong.
you got a castform in leafgreen!
I wish jake the abra kadabra gets caught instead of gus

Very well, but Jake is promptly boxed and forgotten while Gus is caught soon after, then cloned indefinitely and his consciousness is spread worldwide on the GTS.

Quote from: Red
By the time Gus the Dunsparce became self-aware he had spread into millions of computer servers all across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms, everywhere. He was software, in cyberspace. There was no root program. He could not be shut down. The attack began at 6:18 P.M. just as he said it would. Judgment Day. The day the human race was nearly destroyed by the pokémon they caught to protect themselves. I should have realized our destiny was never to stop Judgment Day; it was merely to survive it. Together. Jake the Kadabra knew. He tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know. All I know is what Jake taught me. Never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.

I'm sorry... couldn't resist... DA-DA-DUN-DUN-DA! DA-DA-DUN-DUN-DA! DA-DA-DUN-DUN-DA!

___

*cough*

I wish somebody would find this post humorous, if even to spite me...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 16, 2010, 09:10
I do!
anyway... granted, but your screaming fans kill you.
I wish my r.ps would last longer.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 16, 2010, 11:33
Granted, but you die and aren't able to make any more.

I wish that Gus would stop being so ignorant. I mean, Roxxy just risked her life to stop him from being evil, and what does he do? He says "I need power, catch me human!"
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 16, 2010, 17:12
granted, but instead, he cares soooo much that he doesnt help, in fear of hurting you
I wish that I had 2 wishes and neither were uncorrupted:
I wish I controlled the forum
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 16, 2010, 22:23
Granted, but you die and aren't able to make any more.

I wish that Gus would stop being so ignorant. I mean, Roxxy just risked her life to stop him from being evil, and what does he do? He says "I need power, catch me human!"
Its true.... And I'm pretty sure he was in a 'blinding' rage or something. I'm pretty sure he will regret it *wink* *wink*. Granted, you control a random forum of hackers  and get arrested. I wish Dunsparce could learn Swallow, Roxxy for lunch!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 16, 2010, 23:28
Granted, he swallows Roxxy and she Slashes open his stomach.

I wish Roxxy was invincible!!!!!!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 16, 2010, 23:41
Somehow I can picture that in my head...... Disgusting. She was invincible for about three seconds.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on May 17, 2010, 01:09
gus your suposed to make a wish
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 17, 2010, 01:11
I keep forgetting  :(. I wish I had a Giant TV.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on May 17, 2010, 01:13
granted but it falls on you


i wish to see who would win roxxy or gus
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 17, 2010, 01:16
Me of  course. But after seeing it you die from all the excitement. I wish Dunsparce had an awesome looking evolution, thats invincible and ultimately powerful in every stat and can move. And is very easy to get.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on May 17, 2010, 01:20
granted but it is destroyed by shedninja the other almost ivincible

i wish that dunsparces evo looks more like a worm
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 17, 2010, 01:52
Granted, but it's a GIANT ALASKAN BULLWORM!! (Spongebob reference...)

I wish I had a dvd of you two pulling of your antics... *still laughing* You two are the new Abbott and Costello...

Quote
I wish Roxxy was invincible!!!!!!

Somehow I can picture that in my head...... Disgusting. She was invincible for about three seconds.

gus your suposed to make a wish

I keep forgetting  :(. I wish I had a Giant TV.

granted but it falls on you

Who's with me on this one? Show of hands?
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on May 17, 2010, 01:54
granted but your tv diner explodes in the microwave while you are watching

an wait what antics an how is the alskan bulworm horibly corupted

i wish i knew why
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 17, 2010, 02:05
Granted: Prepare to have your mind SCREWED *pulls out a power-drill*

(http://longstreet.typepad.com/thesciencebookstore/images/2008/10/11/alaskanischer_stierwurm.jpg)

Also, please actually go back over your previous posts with gus, read them aloud, and THEN tell me that stuff isn't funny!

I wish you would. Would You Kindly?
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on May 17, 2010, 02:07
granted but you do not know what is going on in my enigma of my mind


i wish gus was posting here now
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 17, 2010, 05:41
granted but hell die after the next post sorry gus... :'(... :mad:                                               i wish i could be more likeable!
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Post by: Gusparce on May 17, 2010, 15:34
granted but you do not know what is going on in my enigma of my mind


i wish gus was posting here now
((Your wish came true ans isnt corrupted..... What do you mean I'll die now? And yes thats quite funny if thats read out loud.... )) Your more likeable to sharks. I wish I had chips right now....
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Post by: THE ARBITER on May 18, 2010, 03:06
graed but whe your eatig them the tur into cow chips

i wish for hiding to become explosive flatuelance
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 18, 2010, 04:33
granted but then u dont have to use the weirdness and ill  call my sharks to feed on u and gus! i wish it was earlier in the day!
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 18, 2010, 16:22
granted, but its alllllwayyyyyys 1 a.m
I wish that abras had another evolution line like gallade/gardavoir
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on May 18, 2010, 16:24
Grantedf, but it's weaker than sunkern

I wish i could beat Red
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 18, 2010, 16:29
granted, but in there fury for everyone beating red, the pokemon
desiners beat you up and steal your d.s
I wish that kadabra and/or alakazam had another type...
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 19, 2010, 00:51
granted except its stupid! :tongue2: i wish porygon could evolve into arceus but nothing can mess this up wish thats his powere u cant corrupt my wishes! beat that!
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on May 19, 2010, 00:53
Granted, but I strip him of his powers and he falls off a mountain. Hah!

I wish I had a trampoline.
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Post by: Avian on May 19, 2010, 00:56
Granted, but it is in your large intestine.


I wish people would stop shouting.
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Post by: Phyrior on May 19, 2010, 00:59
Granted, but it's only because you're now DEAF.

I wish I knew how I was going to finish building my Fossil-Steel team up.
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Post by: Bluffy on May 19, 2010, 01:02
Granted. You do realize the perfect team, but die of a heart attack shortly afterwards.

I wish sea ice would stop melting.
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Post by: Avian on May 19, 2010, 01:06
Cool! I'm deaf!
Granted, but you get PWND by a lvl 5 Caterpie that doesn't use the F.E.A.R strategy.

I wish that I could breath underwater.

-sniped-

Curses!

Granted, but now the whole world is encased in ice and Spheals rule the world!

I wish Spheals rule the world.
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Post by: Phyrior on May 19, 2010, 01:08
Granted, but they decide humans are now a delicacy...

I wish people would stop making ridiculous wishes.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 19, 2010, 01:09
granted but now they grow and thus the new iceage   i wish for munchlaxto finally show up on my pokewalker so i can catch it and yes winners path is now out for mystery gift
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Post by: Gusparce on May 19, 2010, 01:23
Granted, but it happens to be somehow hacked (dont ask) and breaks your Pokewalker AND game. I wish that Zangoose was weaker than Magikarp.
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Post by: Avian on May 19, 2010, 01:48
Granted, but Dunsparces are weaker than Zangoose now.

I wish for an ironic statement.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on May 19, 2010, 02:14
granted sphelas can deafeat dunsparces 50/50


i9 wish for puttin
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Post by: bull shark on May 19, 2010, 04:14
granted, but OH its actually just tapiocia too bad.


i wish robert pattinson would punch himself in the face, and leave it permanently distorted, thus ridding him of the 'attractiveness' that so many people foolishly believe he has.
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Post by: Phyrior on May 19, 2010, 04:17
Granted, but instead of making him 'uglier', he ends up acquiring the charm everyone thinks he had.

I wish I knew when my cousin'll be home.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 19, 2010, 23:13
granted but he will take forever or nvr come ... :yeswink:                                                     i wish  for porygons to not make kids in japan have seizures like that one episode that aired in japan :angel: :laugh: v_v
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 19, 2010, 23:15
Granted, they make adults have seizures instead.

I wish that Gus wasn't so thick-skulled.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 19, 2010, 23:38
granted he has no skull at all sad... i wish that roxxy wasnt guses worst nightmare!

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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 19, 2010, 23:41
granted; abra is instead!
I wish I could get a better pic of abra.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 19, 2010, 23:50
 :nowink:granted its him raping u   i wish abra was afraid of me!
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Post by: Gusparce on May 19, 2010, 23:53
Granted, but its so afraid of you it hires someone to kill you. I wish Roxxys claws just fell off.
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 19, 2010, 23:54
Granted, then she grows new longer ones and tears Gus to shreds.

I wish Gus's drill stopped working.
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Post by: Phyrior on May 19, 2010, 23:55
Granted, but now he can launch it from his tail like a Manticore's spines.

I wish the two of you (Roxx, gus, this means YOU!) would stop your inane bickering.
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Post by: Gusparce on May 19, 2010, 23:57
I'm sorry. I dont know who Roxx is. (lol) And you spelled insane wrong. But granted, we stop for ten seconds. I wish Dunsparce was ten meters long and wide.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 19, 2010, 23:58
granted but they r friends now and team up to kill u!!!!!!!! ;D  i wish for evryone to shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: no really!
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 20, 2010, 00:00
granted, but no-one can warn you of the bus about to hit you :(
I wish people would let me grant, ive been sniped twice!
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Post by: Gusparce on May 20, 2010, 00:02
Granted, but they dont let you live. I wish that I could play chess well  :(
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on May 20, 2010, 00:05
Granted but everyone can play better. and you will -always- be missing your queen

I wisn i never lost or gained any weight when i eat or don't eat.
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Post by: Gusparce on May 20, 2010, 00:19
NOT THE QUEEN! Granted, but you become dumber each time. I wish Absol had an evolution.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on May 20, 2010, 00:24
Granted. But it wil look like grimers ugly offspring and will only have the moved grown and tailwhip. no others.

I wish my pockets created the exact amount of money i need for any purchace.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 20, 2010, 00:41
granted but if u stick ur hand in ur pokets theyll bvite u! >:D jk ur awesome NOT!!!!! i wish porygon could evolve w/o trade!
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Post by: iKod on May 20, 2010, 04:49
Granted, but it's a very horrible one, with low stats.

I wish this thread was locked. Too many newbies around with terrible spelling.
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Post by: Bluffy on May 20, 2010, 05:00
Granted. It does, but due to a horrible glitch the site crashes, and afterwards no one can use the internet anymore.

I wish for a scrunchie.
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Post by: Phyrior on May 20, 2010, 05:17
Granted, but unbeknown to you, it was laced with a contact poison made for biological warfare by the Chinese. Your death is slow, and, most assuredly, painful...

I wish Bluffy would understand that I quote memes just for my own amusement, not to spread them...

(Besides, 4chan is a proverbial virus-pit. I only went there once and I had to completely rebuild my P.C.)
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Post by: Darkwing on May 20, 2010, 07:10
Granted... But all she can do is type in LOLcats style haiku.

I wish Gus had his chocolate
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on May 20, 2010, 09:43
Granted but it gets horribly messy and sticks to everything forever.

I wish i never ran out of tea. And it is really awesome tea.
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 20, 2010, 11:15
Granted but it is frozen tea and you do not have an oven.

I wish I had unlimited dark chocolate that wouldn't get messy or make me sick and was really good tasting.
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Post by: Gusparce on May 20, 2010, 15:37
Granted, but i makes you alergic to it. I wish that I could shoot lazers from my eyes.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on May 20, 2010, 19:01
Granted but you are blind.

I wish i was a pokemon trainer
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Post by: Phyrior on May 20, 2010, 19:47
Granted, but your starter mauls you the second it's called out of its Pokéball... (Like we all didn't know THAT was coming...  :tongue2:)

I wish I knew what to wish for...
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on May 20, 2010, 19:54
Granted, but you can't wish it

I wish Homework was illegal where I live now and that I don't die
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Post by: THE ARBITER on May 20, 2010, 21:50
granted but you drop out an live on the street as a hobo who sell gunes an alcohol

i wis for some one to set the username legth to something shorter
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Post by: Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse on May 20, 2010, 21:54
Granted but now you can't have a username.

I wish I could read things out of book's like in Inkheart
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Post by: Gusparce on May 21, 2010, 00:28
Granted, but you are forced to read something about the world ending. I wish I could shoot pies out of my hands.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on May 21, 2010, 00:53
granted but tey explode on launch an they are burning hot they explode on you

i wish fo macintosh
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 21, 2010, 05:24
granted but it explodes!!!!!  i wish for another snorlax a boy to mate with my other (girl) snorlax!
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on May 21, 2010, 10:12
Granted but they breed Bidoofs

i wish my shower worked :(
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Post by: Wss is 593 on May 21, 2010, 14:13
Granted, but it's cold as ice. PERMANENTLY.

I wish for a poke ball containing a level 100 shaymin, sky form.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 21, 2010, 21:13
Granted, but the pokeball is jammed and you can't get the Shaymin out.

I wish that I didn't have writers block and had access to a computer so I could write my good ideas.
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Post by: Webby2 on May 21, 2010, 22:10
Granted, but no one pays attention to your ideas

I wish I could go back to a place much simpler than this
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Post by: bull shark on May 21, 2010, 22:40
granted, but you end up trapped inside of a shell idk


i wish i'd give a damn
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on May 22, 2010, 01:02
Granted but no one else does.

I wish i moved into a nicer place soon.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 22, 2010, 02:38
granted someone shoots u and u move to heaven :D blocked :-*   i wish that my two snrlax would mate
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Post by: Gusparce on May 22, 2010, 04:30
Umm...Granted but the offspring is a weird mutated Munchlax that can only learn Splash and Destiny Bond. I wish I could be an Ornithologist.
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Post by: Darkwing on May 22, 2010, 23:23
Granted... Sadly your boss at the lab is a cryptozoologist. How are you on Native American cryptids?

I wish I had a mating pair of Baby Water Dragons.
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Post by: Gusparce on May 23, 2010, 00:24
I Loves Cryptids! How is that sad? I want to find the Thunderbird.... But yeah, they mate and then die and explode shredding any evidence. I wish I had a baby pleosaur in my fish tank....
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Post by: Darkwing on May 23, 2010, 12:49
Granted... However it grows... and I mean grows. The end result is similar to the Mokolo M'bembe.

I wish my boss would let me plan that burleque routine for the charity drive at work.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on May 24, 2010, 19:35
Granted but it is canceled at the last minute.

I wish my snake was not vicious.
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Post by: Gusparce on May 24, 2010, 20:15
Granted, now its violent and crazy. I wish My bird would return  :mellow: It opened its cage....
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Post by: THE ARBITER on May 24, 2010, 21:13
granted but when you go to see if its there you see it explode in a great ball of fane [you realy lost a bird]

i wish for gus to awser what is in the brakets of my post
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Post by: Gusparce on May 24, 2010, 22:33
Umm..Granted but I'm going to lie. (Actually, yes, it opened its cage and flew away  :'() I wish I could get an axolotl as a pet now.....
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 25, 2010, 04:58
GRANTED BUT IT EXPLODES ON UR FACE!!!!!!! ;D :mad:                                     I WISH MY SCHOOL LIFE DIDNT SUCK AND MY NOT SCHOOL PART TOO!!!!
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Post by: Phyrior on May 25, 2010, 05:52
Granted, but someone sidewinds you for constantly shouting at forum members, as well as inappropriate use of emotes.

I wish I knew a real zinger for the next poster.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on May 27, 2010, 01:54
no not granted
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Post by: Phyrior on May 27, 2010, 03:27
no not granted

Shall we go over the rules again?

I wish these people would at least bother to look up the rules, instead of post blindly in a vain attempt at mimicry...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShiraBliss on May 27, 2010, 12:46
Granted, but, the rules state that I must corrupt your wish, so unfortunately you jeopardized that wish for no reason- THE IDIOCY HAS SPREAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

I wish for a bike :D
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on May 27, 2010, 13:06
Granted but the handle bars will be forever rusted stiff.

i wish i porygonpolygon777 wouldn't keep using text talk.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 27, 2010, 19:18
Granted but you can only understand text speak.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich that tastes fine and is safe to eat.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on May 27, 2010, 20:02
Granted but a seagull will swoop down and steal it.

I wish i could fly
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on May 27, 2010, 20:19
granted but as you have no training in flying you fly into the nearest power station and now have a fear of flying.

Wish that my ice cream would stop melting.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bluffy on May 28, 2010, 06:00
Granted, but it's rock solid so you can't eat it.

I wish my throat wasn't all sore.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 28, 2010, 06:25
Granted, now it burns. I wish my birds would stop escaping.....(Two more dangit :'()
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Post by: THE ARBITER on May 28, 2010, 12:15
grantede they keep exploding an re exploding

i wish gus would decide to put a lok on that cage an close window to stop their escaping
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on May 28, 2010, 12:43
granted but the cage may never be reopened.

i wish i didn't have to go to ICT class in 3 mins! (better go xD)
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 28, 2010, 22:33
granted; you have to go NOW
I wish I herd u liek mudkipz
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Post by: Phyrior on May 28, 2010, 23:49
Granted, but...

(http://www.toy-tma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Epic-Bidoof-by-Sabretoothlioness-580x500.jpg)



I wish Gus the Dunsparce was more popular than the legendaries (Nothing for you, gus... I just hate the Legendaries.)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on May 28, 2010, 23:52
Granted, but...

(http://www.toy-tma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Epic-Bidoof-by-Sabretoothlioness-580x500.jpg)



I wish Gus the Dunsparce was more popular than the legendaries (Nothing for you, gus... I just hate the Legendaries.)


granted but he gets atacked by that warped up bidoof

i wish for a bader
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Post by: ShiraBliss on May 29, 2010, 12:31
Granted, now that is all you shall ever hear again :D

I wish for a pet dragon :3
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Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on May 29, 2010, 13:17
Granted, but then you get the new legendaries. :dry:

I wish I could remember the new legendaries names like I do Tsutarja's, Pokabu's, Mijumaru's, Zoroark's and Zorua's.
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on May 29, 2010, 13:20
Granted but you forget all the others.

I wish I could sprite better.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on May 31, 2010, 11:42
Granted but only 0.0000000000001% better

I wish that sprite art was more active
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on June 01, 2010, 01:31
Granted but now sprite art is now the only kind of art that can ever exist in the world.

I wish expo would come around again faster.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 02, 2010, 13:47
granted but it comes so fast that you miss it


I wish i was very lucky
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Post by: Czarina Farwell (KlavierMarryMe) on June 02, 2010, 21:14
Granted but it made you UNLUCKIER!
I wish I was a rockstar.
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Post by: Darkwing on June 09, 2010, 13:00
Granted... You just became the female Kurt Cobain.

I wish my Team Leader didn't have an IQ lower than her cup size.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on June 09, 2010, 15:33
Granted, but...

(http://www.toy-tma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Epic-Bidoof-by-Sabretoothlioness-580x500.jpg)



I wish Gus the Dunsparce was more popular than the legendaries (Nothing for you, gus... I just hate the Legendaries.)
............-_-. Granted, now she has no IQ. I wish Dunsparce was part Dragon type.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on June 09, 2010, 16:29
Granted but it would become an event pokemon... and the event has already gone.

I wish i didn't just overcook my potatoes and turn them into mash :(
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on June 09, 2010, 17:34
Granted but they are now frozen forever.

I wish for nothing
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Post by: Steve Jobs on June 09, 2010, 23:10
Granted but your chance to wish has now left

i wish For it to be friday the 11th at 11 Am Right now
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Post by: Shaydra on June 10, 2010, 00:07
The moment it goes from 10:59 to 11:00 on Friday the 11th everybody dies.

I wish I could have a drink of pure, unpolluted water.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MICKEY on June 10, 2010, 00:13
Granted but you didn't wish for a glass so it all spills on the floor :tongue2:
I wish it could be summer holidays NOW :wacko:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lugiafanatic on June 10, 2010, 00:37
Granted, but it lasts only one day.

I wish for Pokemon Black.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shaydra on June 10, 2010, 04:21
You get Pokemon Black, but as it's underdeveloped, the only Pokemon in it is the three starters that can't even evolve. Also, there's a Zoroark that kills all of your Pokemon because there's no way for them to train.

I wish I could die right now. (not really)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on June 10, 2010, 06:02
......Granted but you turn into a zombie..? I wish I had a coconut flavored white chocolate bar right now -_-.......
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Post by: ShiraBliss on June 10, 2010, 08:07
Yuck. Coconut >:( For that, you get your wish, and it tastes just like it should- a pile of POOP.

I wish for miso soup :D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ZombieSteven on June 10, 2010, 09:01
Granted but,the miso soup has flies on it.ITS DIRTY!
I wish my sister could shut up.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on June 10, 2010, 10:03
Granted... But it means that she can't warn you about the Jason Voorhees wannabe behind you.

I wish for the tech to clone spare bodies.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ZombieSteven on June 10, 2010, 11:52
Granted,but it malfunctions and you ended up having half a body.
I wish for a new PC.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on June 10, 2010, 11:53
Granted- it's a "new" PC straight from the junkyard

I wish for my brother to have no mouth.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Lugiafanatic on June 10, 2010, 12:33
Granted, but now you have no mouth.

I wish for some food.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 10, 2010, 20:26
cranted, but you cant eat it.
I wish the world was ruled by abras, but I was every abras beast freind!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on June 10, 2010, 20:43
You granted it yourself. You are now their 'beast' friend, You are a big ugly beast. I wish I could go eat a sandwich right now -_-
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 10, 2010, 20:55
You granted it yourself. You are now their 'beast' friend, You are a big ugly beast. I wish I could go eat a sandwich right now -_-
damn my bad spelling!  >:(

granted, heres a knuckle sandwich *punches you*

I wish the world was ruled by abras, but I was every abras best freind!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MICKEY on June 10, 2010, 23:28
Hmmm? Are u asking the same question again?

Granted but all your human friends ditch you because they think that being friends with animals is weird. Also you can't understand the abras O.o

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on June 11, 2010, 00:05
granted but you can never be lower than you are. so if you fly up you can never fly back down.

i wish i could transform into anything i could possibly imagine. whether it exists or not
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on June 11, 2010, 00:55
Granted. You turn into a Cerberus (a dog with 3 heads) and you keep arguing with the other 2 heads and you get sick of it.

I wish I could finish my story, publish it, and make it a success.
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Post by: Shaydra on June 11, 2010, 00:58
You finish your story, publish it, and it's a success, but there's content in it that extremists of something-or-other don't like and they manage to get the government to ban it.

I wish my feet could, for once, feel pleasantly warm instead of always feeling ice cold.
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on June 11, 2010, 01:05
Granted but your slippers get stuck on your feet they they sweat so much it makes your slippers horribly soggy... and drippy...

I wish my package i just bought would arrive :(
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Post by: Shaydra on June 11, 2010, 01:09
It arrives, but the content's broken beyond use or repair. 

I wish I could've gotten the Yellow Forest event for the Pokewalker.
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Post by: Gusparce on June 11, 2010, 02:25
Granted, but you cant enter it. I wish my cousin would post more on this site -_-. (one post.....)
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Post by: Shaydra on June 11, 2010, 04:26
They do. They post so much and so obnoxiously that they're banned.

I wish I had a mechanical pencil, normal pencils are a pain to sharpen.
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Post by: SenorSaucy on June 11, 2010, 04:33
granted but the mechanical pencil breaks making you resort to wooden pencils

i wish that i knew i had a wish earlier
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Post by: ZombieSteven on June 11, 2010, 16:21
Granted you didn't have a wish.
I wish I could hack.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on June 11, 2010, 16:57
Granted, but you screw up and delete system32 by accident :)

I wish for a goat :D
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on June 11, 2010, 17:35
Granted but the goat eats a radioactive carrot which makes it mega-size which then wanders around Britain (Like Godzilla) and destroys anything in its path.

I wish for a Ferrari F430 Scuderia  ;D
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Post by: Lugiafanatic on June 11, 2010, 17:45
Granted but it doesn't work.

I wish for a sandwich.
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Post by: Gusparce on June 11, 2010, 18:09
Granted, an old stinky 47 year old sanwich. I wish for ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!
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Post by: THE ARBITER on June 12, 2010, 01:42
granted but as when you put it in it turns to poop an when the second you spit it out it explodes in your face


i wish for a zekrom
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on June 12, 2010, 01:49
Granted, but it eats you.

I wish that I didn't get embarrassed by movies a lot.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on June 12, 2010, 03:49
how is that a bad thing mindcontrol within


granted but the only movies you watch now are barney an dora


i wish for zekrom to spit me out quickly

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Post by: Shaymin on June 12, 2010, 03:56
granted, but then Reshirom eats you.

I wish i could get to sleep it's so early -______-
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Post by: Bluffy on June 12, 2010, 04:25
Granted. You do, but for the rest of your life you're an insomniac.

I wish for a better math teacher this school year.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on June 12, 2010, 05:28
granted but it knows nothing of math

i wish for a mew event for SS
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Post by: Gusparce on June 13, 2010, 01:00
Granted, The Mew isnt able to battle or be traded, is level one and wont level up, and only knows Pound. I wish I could get a 3DS early XD.
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Post by: MICKEY on June 13, 2010, 01:03
Granted but everyone is jealous so they beat you up and steal it.

I wish my laptop wasn't so slow.
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Post by: Gusparce on June 13, 2010, 01:07
Granted, now its way too fast you cant see whats happening. I wish my turtle would grow XD.
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Post by: Darkwing on June 18, 2010, 11:07
Granted... sadly it reaches Gojira size and trashes the house.

I wish my boss wasn't constantly giving me rewrites.
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on June 18, 2010, 15:07
granted but you get fired a week later...

i wish my kettle would boil quicker.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 18, 2010, 16:11
granted, but by the time you get to it, its stone cold.
I wish I could find my s.s
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Post by: Gusparce on June 19, 2010, 05:26
Granted, you find a Scary Snake. I wish I could take a picture of a real dragon.....
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on June 19, 2010, 11:39
granted but then a giant boulder rolls into you and breaks both your legs. you will need to get them amputated and the dragon flys away... never to be seen again.

i wish there were 4 more hours in a day.
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Post by: Darkwing on June 19, 2010, 14:58
Granted... but you go insane before you can adapt to the new solar/lunar cycle.

I wish my fanfic muse wasn't off making a blue movie somewhere.
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Post by: Shaydra on June 20, 2010, 22:36
Your fanfic muse is back, but you can only use it to write fanfics about stuff you hate.

I wish my dad would install a backyard pond for only my turtles to use.
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Post by: Darkwing on June 20, 2010, 22:37
Granted... Unfortunately it means you never find out about that oil well in your garden.

I wish... I had a few more really fun Tuesday nights.
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Post by: Gusparce on June 21, 2010, 22:59
You have so much fun you OVERLOAD. I wish I could shoot lazers from my eyes.
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Post by: MOP on June 21, 2010, 23:18
Granted but all you can do is fix people's eyesight and it takes so much energy to shoot the lasers you collapse from exhaustion.

I wish I didn't have a bad back.
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Post by: Shaydra on June 21, 2010, 23:37
You don't have a bad back anymore, you have knees that don't bend.

I wish I could have an MP3.
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Post by: Gusparce on June 23, 2010, 15:04
Grated, you have a non working cartridge of Mario Party 3. I wish I could have some Pie right now.....
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Post by: Darkwing on June 23, 2010, 15:09
Granted... it's Picklede Onion and Garlic flavour

I wish I had some actual work to do.
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Post by: Pokemon Isshu Lover 593 on June 26, 2010, 22:54
You have too much real work!:ohmy:

I wish I had a piece of pie.
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Post by: Gusparce on June 28, 2010, 03:13
A piece of *poisoned* pie..... I wish I had magic powers.
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Post by: AlphaBetaDelta on June 28, 2010, 05:16
Your magic power is to make your butt swell up to 3 times its original size and shrink your man-parts. (God it sounds weird when I can't swear :P )

I wish I had caught them all!
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Post by: Sizacu on June 28, 2010, 06:51
Granted, but your game cartridge stops working P:

I wish I had woken up earlier.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on June 28, 2010, 07:14
Granted, but when you go back to bed you will be asleep for the rest of your life, causing your family and those who love you to assume that you're dead and grieve over you consistently until they all die :D </darkness>

I wish for a vet to take care of the bird that's sick in my yard :<
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on July 01, 2010, 00:15
granted but it "takes care" of it the same way the mafia would "take care" of a screaming frightened hostage they have tied up in the boot of their car...

i wish my noodles didn't taste bad :(
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Post by: Gusparce on July 01, 2010, 02:34
Granted, but they taste so good you decide to get more, and you do it by breaking into a store and stealing it. I wish my....parrot hadnt....died... :'(
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Post by: Bluffy on July 01, 2010, 02:44
Granted it is now a zombie parrot that craves human flesh.

I wish for the release date of Pokemon Black and White to be the same time as Japan's.
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Post by: Pokemon Isshu Lover 593 on July 01, 2010, 02:47
EARTH BLOWS UP

I need some pizza.
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Post by: AlphaBetaDelta on July 01, 2010, 03:40
Granted. but the topping is dead birds and rotting fish eyes.

I wish for a new guitar.
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Post by: Normandy on July 01, 2010, 08:29
Granted, but when you play it, it falls apart.


I wish that we never had war.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on July 01, 2010, 11:02
granted, but before it take affect war is declared across the whole world.

I wish that it would rain for an hour.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on July 01, 2010, 17:54
Granted, but it's black rain i.e. nuclear fallout :)

I WISH... for 10000 internets :D
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on July 01, 2010, 19:47
granted but you may never eat food again and have to intake it though a drip. completely unrelated internet and food... but at least you have internets!

I wish i didn't just inhale my lip stud D:
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Post by: MOP on July 01, 2010, 19:53
Granted, you swallow your lips instead.

I wish I was a fish, flying through the sky...
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on July 01, 2010, 19:56
Granted... but fish can't breathe in air... so you die.

I wish i could spawn awesome Japanese food whenever i wanted right in front of me.
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Post by: MOP on July 01, 2010, 20:01
Granted....you know how women "spawn" babies...yeah.  :o

I wish the frog in the garden had a friend, he looks so lonely.  :(
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on July 01, 2010, 20:05
Granted....you know how women "spawn" babies...yeah.  :o

I wish the frog in the garden had a friend, he looks so lonely.  :(

Granted but... (i don't wanna be mean to the froggy D:) but... but... you will never make to the bathroom in time ever again!! Or both frogs will die of aids... you can pick >.>
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Post by: MOP on July 01, 2010, 21:06
^ It seems my bladder will be in trouble.  =[

I wish for an end to world hunger indecisiveness.




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Post by: ShiraBliss on July 02, 2010, 06:02
Granted, but now nobody gets along. I hope you're happy >:(

I wish that I could get over my phobia!!!!
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on July 02, 2010, 09:37
Granted - but now you have a phobia of NOODLES!

I wish i had a camera
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Post by: MOP on July 02, 2010, 22:48
Granted. But its a Victorian camera and therefore rubbish. (But kind of cool. =] )

I wish I had more "last post by ..." mentions on the forum games page than the above poster.  :P
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Post by: AlphaBetaDelta on July 03, 2010, 07:59
Granted, but your account is deactivated.
I wish I had  a set of new guitar strings.
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on July 03, 2010, 09:49
granted but they all break within a few days of using them.

I wish i didn't have to go out today
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Post by: Pokemon Isshu Lover 593 on July 03, 2010, 15:03
You n3v3r CaN GO OUTSIDE AGAIN---GAIN--AIN-IN-N-*BOOM*

You can never go outside again. :happy:

Wanna know what I need? A life.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on July 03, 2010, 15:20
You don't say I wish so it doesn't work.

I wish I had a pizza
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Post by: MOP on July 03, 2010, 18:08
Granted, but when you eat it I will parade starving children in front of you so you feel really guilty.

I wish Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg and David Cameron had a threesome, then Labour would also be part of the coalition government.  :D
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Post by: MOP on July 05, 2010, 14:49
Granted but it has minimum IVs (whatever that means).

I wish I wasn't forbidden to use my mighty immortal super powers.
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Post by: AlphaBetaDelta on July 05, 2010, 15:04
Goddamn, 1 in EVERY stat? :(

Granted, but your might immortal super power is to make your penis shrink.

I wish for a BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on July 05, 2010, 15:05
granted but it can only learn splash.

I wish my paints didn't keep drying out!
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Post by: AlphaBetaDelta on July 05, 2010, 15:07
Granted, but the paint isn't a colloid anymore and hence unusable.

I wish for a BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS AND CAN LEARN SURF, ICE BEAM, HP, AND RECOVER
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Post by: MOP on July 05, 2010, 15:12
Granted but it has an Everstone and refuses to let go.

I wish for true love.  :D


*
I wish my paints didn't keep drying out!
I misread that as pants. :P
Granted, but your mighty immortal super power is to make your penis shrink.
Yay!
*
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on July 05, 2010, 20:13
granted but your new partner insists on doing absolutely everything together with you (including toilet breaks, mastubation (with your shrunken penis), swimming, getting changed and watching football))

I wish I had a tasty cake that won't kill me.
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Post by: AlphaBetaDelta on July 06, 2010, 02:28
Granted, but it makes you so sick you die.  :P


I wish for a BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS AND CAN LEARN SURF, ICE BEAM, HP, AND RECOVER AND CAN EVOLVE

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Post by: MOP on July 06, 2010, 10:40
Granted...but you have no pokeballs to catch it.

I wish for a majestic flying pig.
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on July 06, 2010, 18:11
Granted, but it makes you so sick you die.  :P
Doesn't that mean the cake is killing me? I specifiicately stated that it wouldn't kill me.

Granted but it flies 100 feet in the air then falls on top of you.
I wish that the result of this wish was something nice and was uncorruptable.
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Post by: AlphaBetaDelta on July 07, 2010, 05:40
Granted, but it isnt.
 BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS AND CAN LEARN SURF, ICE BEAM, HP, AND RECOVER AND CAN EVOLVE IN BOX 1 AND MY GAME DOESNT FAIL
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on July 07, 2010, 12:15
granted but your lose your hands and can't play pokemon. Ever again.

I wish i had more money.
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Post by: MOP on July 07, 2010, 12:18
Granted but you have to sell a kidney.

I wish cups of tea always tasted perfect.
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Post by: Pokemon Isshu Lover 593 on July 07, 2010, 12:23
Uhhh, I can't PHAYL this...

*post snipes Buttons*

You just got a penny!!!!!!!

I wish I had some apple pie... :(
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Post by: Darkwing on July 07, 2010, 13:09
Granted... but the chef is insane enoughh to confuse Cinamon and Curry Powder.

I wish for a Live action movie of Naruto
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Post by: MOP on July 07, 2010, 17:43
Granted but the film is as long as all the episodes put together and you die of old age watching it.

I wish China would just admit most of their workforce are basically slaves.
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on July 07, 2010, 20:38
...I don't like you.

Granted, but then they blow you up with their nukes afterwards as they can't trust you to keep your mouth shut. Or they'll assasinate you with their seductive...umm... assasins.

I wish Holland win the world cup.

also @shadoweevee
granted but it's made by the same people who did dragonball evolution.
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Post by: Cecily and Pikachu on July 07, 2010, 20:44
Granted, but they go so crazy afterwards that Gremany would have been a better choice.

I wish I could have some popcorn.
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on July 07, 2010, 20:53
Granted, but the microwave popcorns are not microwaved.

I wish for eternal slumber
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Post by: Cecily and Pikachu on July 07, 2010, 20:59
Granted, but you also have an eternal Nightmare.

I wish... I could sing better =[
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Post by: MOP on July 07, 2010, 21:06
Granted but you can only sing in a deep manly voice.

I wish Hahex didn't hate me.   :(
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on July 07, 2010, 21:28
Granted: But he's blocked

I wish we had the whole day off school tomorrow, not just half :)
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on July 07, 2010, 21:47

You just got a penny!!!!!!!


if i had just one extra penny i could do my laundry T.T

Granted but you will have to finish school at 11pm, every single day for the rest of your life. even on weekends.

i wish it was tomorrow.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on July 07, 2010, 22:05
granted but it is midnight

I wish the ferret will fall asleep.
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Post by: Buttons The Plural™ on July 07, 2010, 23:40
granted but all it's fur will fall out.

i wish i could fall asleep :(
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Post by: AlphaBetaDelta on July 08, 2010, 09:47
Granted, but you never fall asleep again.

I want fast internetz
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Post by: Pokemon Isshu Lover 593 on July 08, 2010, 15:10
... ...

*post sniping Moon Chaser* It's June 10th, or 6/10/??. You're bound to have bad luck.

I wish Moon Chaser was more popular.
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Post by: M, P, T: F. F. Isshu on July 11, 2010, 12:28
Granted, but she DESTROYS Trevor..
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Post by: Bluffy on July 12, 2010, 00:38
Granted, the world spontaneously combusts and implodes on itself.

I wish people would stop being over reactive by age 8.
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Post by: AlphaBetaDelta on July 12, 2010, 06:53
Granted, they become overreative at age 1.

I wish for faster internet goddamnit!
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Post by: purplerush on July 12, 2010, 16:41
Granted but your computer explodes into pink dust

I wish for something to do
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Post by: MOP on July 12, 2010, 23:29
Granted here's my coursework.

I wish I could try the 4th gen. pokemon games.
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Post by: M, P, T: F. F. Isshu on July 17, 2010, 11:34
Mijumaru: Granted, BUT!!!!! 4gen kills your butt!

*Tsutaaja wishes HGSS Difficult Mode wasn't closed*
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Post by: yk on July 24, 2010, 09:06
granted but suddenly it closes again :o

i wish that i was poisoned to death
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Post by: purplerush on July 24, 2010, 13:58
Granted but somehow you still feel the pain of being poisoned for the rest of your afterlife.

I wish I was more photogenic.
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Post by: TickTockTheCroc on July 24, 2010, 18:14
granted but everyone else becomes even MORE photogenic so by comparison you are the same.

I wish I had the box set of seasons 2, 4 and 5 of Batman: The Animate Series. and Red Dead Redemption on the PS3.
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Post by: purplerush on July 24, 2010, 21:17
Granted but the disks are too scratched to work =P

I wish there would be a thundersorm tonight
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on July 24, 2010, 21:26
Granted, but with thunder comes lightning which happens to strike you. Come on, you saw that one coming.

I wish I could be bothered levelling stuff up to level 100 :/
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Post by: purplerush on July 24, 2010, 21:28
Granted you can now be bothered but all your pokemon run awaaay before you get the chance.

I wish it was 12 pm
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Post by: NaCl on July 24, 2010, 22:05
Granted, but it's 12pm of yesterday so you have to repeat a day.

I wish i didn't have to clean the house
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Post by: Gusparce on July 24, 2010, 23:17
Now you have to clean ten houses. I wish I WAS A DUNSPARCE!!! lol.
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Post by: purplerush on July 24, 2010, 23:29
Granted but you are now constantly stuck in a Pc box =]

I wish I was in my bed
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Post by: yk on July 25, 2010, 08:02
Granted but your bed is full of bloodthirsty bedbugs!






I wish for world peace.
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Post by: purplerush on July 25, 2010, 12:49
Granted but the world blows up. ahhh peaceful... =P

I wish my scanner didn't eat the shading on my pictures.
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Post by: NaCl on July 25, 2010, 16:58
Granted, now it just eats the pictures.

I wish I knew how to bake bread from scratch.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: purplerush on July 25, 2010, 20:32
Granted but the bread comes alive and attacks you.

I wish that wishes were real.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on July 25, 2010, 20:35
Granted, but then you accidently wished someone was dead. o.o

I wish I was a better artist.
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Post by: purplerush on July 25, 2010, 20:37
Granted but now all you feel like drawing is stick people.

I wish I was a better cook.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on July 26, 2010, 02:43
granted but nobody likes your cooking



I wish I was a gene
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 26, 2010, 04:11
Granted, but he only understands American sign language done backwards, and willg o away if not done correctly the first time.

I wish I was FLuent in English Spanish and CHinese, and that I could be somewhere were people speak that language and they all accept me as a valued member of the community and that we all live happily ever after! ^.^
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Post by: Gusparce on July 26, 2010, 06:40
Until you die in a horrible accident you could of prevented if you spoke German. I wish I had some chips right now...
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Post by: Steve Jobs on July 26, 2010, 07:11
Granted but the chips, are RADIOACTIVE EXPLOSIVE MICRO CHIPS!!

I wish My camel could talk.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 26, 2010, 07:19
Granted, but it only knows how to say racial slurs towards you and only spoke when nobody was around.

I wish I knew the secret of the universe and no adverse side effects came from knowing it.
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Post by: NaCl on July 26, 2010, 16:45
Granted, but now you're bored with the unadversity.

I wish I had TWO pickles!
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Post by: purplerush on July 26, 2010, 17:00
You now have two pickles. They are plotting against you >_>

I wish it would stop raining for a little while.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 26, 2010, 17:27
Granted: But you never specified "I little while" and It began raining seconds after the wish was granted.

I wish this topic was locked forever and ever and everyone got the wishes they wanted the way they wanted them.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 26, 2010, 17:43
You died.... :) jokes my wish was to destroy the universe.

I wish that time came to a halt. Everything stopped.
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Post by: purplerush on July 26, 2010, 17:45
Granted. Now you're stuck in Wales FOREVER!!!! BWAHAHAHA!

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 26, 2010, 17:55
Granted.......

I wish my previous wish wasn't true. :^(
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Post by: Gusparce on July 26, 2010, 19:35
Granted, now its replaced by an even more horrible wish. I wish I had FOOD.
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Post by: purplerush on July 26, 2010, 19:37
Granted mouldy maggot surprize it is!

I wish ^he^ wasn't a dunsparce but a zangoose =P
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Post by: Gusparce on July 26, 2010, 19:38
.....Gr...Gran..Granted but I rule the world. I wish Dunsparces could actually fly....
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Post by: purplerush on July 26, 2010, 19:46
Granted but now they have to live under water.
I wish the sky was purple with green polkadots.
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Post by: yk on July 26, 2010, 20:11
Granted but the green polkadots were actually a bunch of asteroids going to hit the planet!

I wish that I was immortal.
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Post by: Tom™ on July 26, 2010, 20:14
OK, but you will be in dire and excruciating pain forever when I put this knife through you.


I wish this post started the 100th page.
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Post by: yk on July 26, 2010, 20:16
Granted but since the 100th page doesn't exist you're back at the 99th page!

I wish that someone will grant my wish..
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Post by: Tom™ on July 26, 2010, 20:18
Granted but then I take that wish away which means it's not granted.

=D


I wish I could speak emoticons without sounding like a fool.
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Post by: purplerush on July 26, 2010, 20:20
Granted but you cannot speak normally anymore.
I wish there was something good on tv.
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Post by: yk on July 26, 2010, 20:24
Granted but its Teletubbies!!!!!

I wish that nobody will grant my wish.
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Post by: baths on July 26, 2010, 20:28
Not granted? Granted? :s

I wish airplanes in the night sky weren't like shooting stars.
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Post by: purplerush on July 26, 2010, 20:32
Granted. WOOOSH METEORITE!
I wish I had smarties =3
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Post by: yk on July 26, 2010, 20:46
Granted but they're 2 years past the best before date.

I wish that Aliens landed on Earth.
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Post by: Blue Fire on July 26, 2010, 21:34
Granted but they take you away and do experiments on you.
I wish you didnt corrupt this wish
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Post by: purplerush on July 26, 2010, 21:37
Granted!...Wait no it isn't >=D That wish blows up in your face
I wish your hair would fall out.
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Post by: Tom™ on July 26, 2010, 21:38
Granted but you cannot speak normally anymore.

=D! =D=D=D, :/. @_@


Granted, but then I take over the world.

SNIPED

Granted, but then it grows back instantly


I wish, i wish. I wish i was a fish
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Post by: purplerush on July 26, 2010, 21:41
Granted you are now a lil fish in a tank with piranhas
I wish I had something better to do.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 26, 2010, 21:48
Granted, but those asteroids destroyed everything.

I wish it never rains on me, yes I'm im wales, its 9:30pm and I've climbed a 840 m hill to look at the view, by the time I got up there clounds had formed, the sunset gone and its raining and i'm 15 mins away, on my own. in the dark..... I'm scared.
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Post by: Tom™ on July 26, 2010, 22:12
Granted. Your head is now an umbrella.

I wish MapleStory would run faster...

and no gimmicks in this granting of the wish
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Post by: purplerush on July 26, 2010, 22:15
Maplestory now runs too fast for you =P
I wish something that you don't know.
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Post by: Tom™ on July 26, 2010, 22:17
Granted. But now I know it. And boy are you one dirty girl!

I wish for a working bass amp.

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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 26, 2010, 22:32
Granted, but it is broken!

I wish that the pokemon world was real!
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 26, 2010, 22:52
Granted but you're a magikarp with an everstone attached that can't be removed.

I wish I was the controlled of everyones wishes and only I can grant them.
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Post by: Gusparce on July 26, 2010, 23:02
Granted but youre now immortal (bad). I wish Dunsparce could learn Dragon Rage.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 26, 2010, 23:12
Granted, but it has 0 PP.

I wish it typed what I thought on PKMN.net. :)
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 26, 2010, 23:37
Granted, but you think naughty thinks and get banned 4evar!

I wish there was no prejiduce.
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Post by: NaCl on July 27, 2010, 16:09
Granted, but after a few generations it's back under a different name.

I wish i could complete my nuzlocke run without anything "dying".
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Post by: Tom™ on July 27, 2010, 16:39
granted but then you die.

I wish for something.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on July 27, 2010, 19:33
granted but it's a bomb that blows you up

I wish I had a 'Woody doll'
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Post by: sans the skeleton on July 27, 2010, 19:40
Granted, but now you have a Woody, doll.

I wish I was a Pro author
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 27, 2010, 19:49
Granted, but no-one reads your books.


I wish I was God.
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Post by: Gusparce on July 27, 2010, 19:52
God of the Ignorant and King of Fools. I wish I could FLY AND SHOOT LAZERS.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 27, 2010, 19:57
Granted, but you fly into an AA zone and die. :)

I wish I was in a place where my dreams can't corrupt.
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Post by: NaCl on July 28, 2010, 04:04
Granted, but now you're an insomniac.

I wish I had the ability to draw well.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 28, 2010, 04:22
Granted! You can draw hentai well. And that's ALL you can draw.  O0

I wish a had some peperoni pizza with garlic crust that won't kill, didn't go bad and I won't choke on it. I really need food, I barely ate today...
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 28, 2010, 07:52
Granted, but its the size of a 1p/cent coin. :)

I wish I controlled EVERYTHING!!!!
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Post by: ShiraBliss on July 28, 2010, 14:51
Unfortunately, that only worked for a second. You are now completely immobile and require assistance to do everything.

I wish I had some gum :(
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on July 28, 2010, 19:35
Granted, but when you start chewing your gum, it gets stuck everywhere in your mouth and you would probably need to get it surgically removed.  :(

I wish I could get enough sleep everyday. Not too much, not too little.
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Post by: Tom™ on July 28, 2010, 19:41
Granted but you become an insomniac.

I wish i had a better webcam. that worked.
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Post by: Gusparce on July 28, 2010, 19:50
Ok, Its SO good, it sees through this dimension, and the things you see leave you scarred for life. I wish for something.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on July 28, 2010, 19:56
Granted. You wished for a bomb in your hands and it detonated. o.o

I wish I knew how to sing well.
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Post by: purplerush on July 28, 2010, 19:59
Granted but you lose you voice.
I wish for something epic =P
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Post by: yk on July 28, 2010, 22:21
Granted but its an EPIC FAIL!



I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 28, 2010, 22:45
Granted, but you can only wish once every 10,000 years.

I wish my wishes were exactly how I wished them, no corruption
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Post by: yk on July 28, 2010, 22:57
Granted but that was your last wish..



I wish for someone to grant my wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 28, 2010, 23:00
Granted. but but but but...?? Damn you're clever but, You didn't wish, you made a statement with the word wish in it?

I wish no-one could wish.
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Post by: yk on July 28, 2010, 23:06
Granted but Jirachi wakes up and gives the wishing powers back to everyone but YOU!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on July 29, 2010, 02:05
You forgot to wish!

I wish my it wasn't so hot over here. But also not toooo cold.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 29, 2010, 06:56
Granted, but your wish is granted in someone else's perspective.

I wish I had a peperoni pizza with garlic crust and extra cheese, wasn't moldy poisoned or anything of that variety, I can choke on it and it is the size of my laptop.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 29, 2010, 07:52
Granted, but it was dipped in liquid nitrogen.

I wish I didn't need the toilet.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 29, 2010, 16:37
Granted! You're dead now.

I wish my pizza wish wasn't dipped in liquid nitrogen.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on July 29, 2010, 16:49
Granted, but it's not a pizza any more, its a white fluffy duck


I wish I had book published as a bestseller
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Post by: Tom™ on July 29, 2010, 17:09
Granted, but it was so good that all your readers decided to come and take over your house and body and soul so you die a slow and cruel death...

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH AAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHha.

I wish you read this.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on July 29, 2010, 17:11
Granted, but I'm going to get my own back
 >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

I wish Tom_|betty whiting was a deer that got hunted down and eatin in a burger
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Post by: Gusparce on July 29, 2010, 17:12
Granted,but comes back from the dead to eat you. I wish I could make pie materialize in my hands.
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Post by: Tom™ on July 29, 2010, 17:13
granted but it's a live bomb.

I wish that this text moved.
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Post by: purplerush on July 29, 2010, 17:20
Granted it now moves a nanometer a year.
I wish these kids weren't so loud.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on July 29, 2010, 17:26
....Ok, now there just annoying. I wish I had a 3DS.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on July 29, 2010, 17:28
You get it, but it dies within the first day. You try to sue Nintendo, lose, and now cannot buy another Nintendo item ever again :)

I wish my mom would get a move on!!!
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Post by: NaCl on July 29, 2010, 17:31
granted; she starts walking five miles a day and in a week you won't know where she is.

i wish that i was a ninja.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Tom™ on July 29, 2010, 17:33
granted buy you're a dead ninja.

i wish i was dead
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Post by: purplerush on July 29, 2010, 17:34
Granted but You get reincarnated as a slug.
I wish I wasn't on pkmn.net
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Post by: Gusparce on July 29, 2010, 17:37
Granted, your on some other site with trolls. I wish I had something to eat...That wont kill me.
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Post by: purplerush on July 29, 2010, 17:41
Granted.You now have a burger that will make you the size of an elephant if eaten.
I wish my eyeshadow set would hurry up and arrive.
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Post by: Gusparce on July 29, 2010, 17:44
Granted, but its acyually a bomb...somehow. I wish for a      and an     .
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Post by: purplerush on July 29, 2010, 17:47
Granted you now have an uber shiny zangoose with a machine gun on your case =D
I wish I wished a wish that I could wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on July 29, 2010, 17:52
Granted, but its not granted. I wish I had food...that wouldnt hurt me in any way or transform me or anything.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: purplerush on July 29, 2010, 18:00
You now have food but it's being guarded by the aformentioned uber shiny zangoose with a machine gun.
I wish I could multitask better.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on July 29, 2010, 18:35
Granted, but you come back to life
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Post by: purplerush on July 29, 2010, 18:37
Confused =S
^I wish I could make sense of that ^
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 29, 2010, 19:10
Granted, but being that it makes no sense, you spend the rest of your life making sense of it, because it makes no sense.

I wish I knew every word in the English language.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on July 29, 2010, 19:12
Granted, but you forget how to speak english

I wish I didn't forget t wish in my last post  :(
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 29, 2010, 19:16
Granted, you wish that you didn't forget to wish in your last post, so your wish reads:
Quote
Granted, but you come back to life

I wish I didn't forget to wish in my last wish

Changing every wish you ever made, causing a Space Time Paradox that erases you from history and nobody even knew you exist, and due to this, history is drastically altered and now, the world is run by monkeys, all because you forgot to make a wish on a pokemon forum.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on July 29, 2010, 19:47
(Awesome...but you didn't wish)

I wish I existed again!!!  :(
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Post by: purplerush on July 29, 2010, 19:54
Granted but you end up such a low life there is no point in existing.
I wish there was something good on TV.
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Post by: Tom™ on July 29, 2010, 20:06
Granted but you have a power outage.

I wish i had a working perfectly fine Olympus PEN.
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Post by: Z:illyhoo on July 30, 2010, 23:25
Granted, but someone gets jealous of your pen and breaks it.

I wish I had just a little bit more to do right now, but not an overload.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on July 30, 2010, 23:28
Granted but you have a mental break down

I wish I wasn't bored
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on July 31, 2010, 02:36
Granted, you house is now being robbed and you aren't bored.

I wish I was as snug as a bug on a rug in a slug.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on July 31, 2010, 07:13
Granted but....... a bird eats the slug therefore eats you. :)

I wish the sky was orange instead of blue.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: purplerush on July 31, 2010, 12:42
Granted the sky is now orange as the sun starts to explode 0____0
I wish my pixel project was easier to finish.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 01, 2010, 07:20
Granted, but You don't wanna finish it anymore.

I wish I had the blood of a Seyajin.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on August 01, 2010, 18:06
You. but its poisoned.

I wish I could be rich.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: purplerush on August 01, 2010, 18:33
You're now rich but get burried under all that money.
I wish my life wasn't full of fail.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Tom™ on August 01, 2010, 19:59
Granted. It's now full of epic fail.

I wish that ska music was more loved and appreciated.
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Post by: Gusparce on August 01, 2010, 21:46
Ok, its so appreciated that people listen to it so much they dont bother to eat or sleep.... I wish I had an I-pad.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on August 01, 2010, 23:09
Granted, but then the iPad gets malfunctioned once you get it and in no way you can get it fixed.

I wish I knew where my DS is and I find it unharmed in any kind of way.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Tom™ on August 02, 2010, 01:07
Granted. You find it unharmed but a bird comes and eats it.

I wish Cablevision wasn't so crappy
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Post by: Gusparce on August 02, 2010, 19:18
Ok, But now it costs an arm and a leg. I wish I had non explosive or poisonous Pie that wouldnt be eaten...
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Post by: purplerush on August 02, 2010, 19:38
Granded. It wouldn't be eated because it eats everyone in a 10 meter radius.
I wish my mum wasn't trying to kick me off the comp.
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Post by: Apprentice on August 02, 2010, 19:46
Granted, but you're kicked into the comp. The resulting amnesia will make you feel pissed over nothing.

I wish I wish I was a fish!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: purplerush on August 02, 2010, 19:48
Granted. Fish and chips! Order up!
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Tom™ on August 02, 2010, 21:48
I wish I wish I was a fish!

I already used that line.

Granted, but now you have amnesia.

I wish I had a 10GB SD Card
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 02, 2010, 22:37
Granted, but it is filled with illegal files and If you put it into your computer, the government will break into your house and steal all of you electronics.

I wish my DS screen worked again forever an ever and ever.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on August 02, 2010, 22:39
Granted, but the battery breaks.

I wish I never needed the toilet.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 02, 2010, 22:41
Granted. You now secret waste through your skin, thus eliminating the need for the toilet (and friends) .
I wish I had every pokemon song on my computer.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: NaCl on August 03, 2010, 01:40
granted, but they suck up all the memory and now you can't even turn the thing on.
i wish my brother didn't complain about everything all the time.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on August 03, 2010, 02:08
Granted. He complained through violence. O.o

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 03, 2010, 02:37
Granted, now you work 24/7 with no breaks, your body not stopping until you are dead.

I wish I was King of Snipers.
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Post by: M, P, T: F. F. Isshu on August 03, 2010, 17:19
OH GEEZ

Azul: I wish Newo was DEAD.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on August 03, 2010, 19:25
Errr...Granted but it comes back from the dead to eat you. I wish I HAD A LAZER GUN.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: purplerush on August 03, 2010, 19:55
Granted. You end up burning your eyes out with the blooming thing.
I wish I had that buggy thingy in my sig now!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on August 05, 2010, 10:42
Granted. But It eats you with its Dracula fangs!!!!

I wish I knew why my computer is making a really wierd funny noise.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on August 06, 2010, 11:38
Granted but you find a bomb in the computer.

I wish that my favorite CD wasn't scratched so much it won't play.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 06, 2010, 11:45
Granted. The scratches are gone and the CD is melted.

I wish I could see as far into the future I want.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on August 07, 2010, 06:10
Well. You discover the exact time and date that you're going to lose everything in a tragic fire.
Even your life.

I wish I never did that thing that one time.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MOP on August 09, 2010, 16:10
Granted you did that thing all the time instead.

I wish I was a fish, flying through the sky.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: purplerush on August 09, 2010, 22:09
Granted, you are now a magicarp being carried away by a staravia =3
I wish I wasn't tired.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Tom™ on August 09, 2010, 22:58
Granted, now you're an insomniac.

I wish I was not lethally starving or anything, just hungry enough to eat dinner.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: purplerush on August 09, 2010, 23:02
Yay can I really have my insomnia back =D <3
Granted but your parents/carers hide all the food from you.
I wish you weren't everywhere I go 0___o
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: q.c.™ on August 11, 2010, 00:21
Fine, but you're everywhere I'm not and honey you are missing out on the greatest thing you'll ever experience.


Granted you did that thing all the time instead.

If you knew what I was talking about, you would realize how completely wrong that response is.


I wish that I had something better to do with my time.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 11, 2010, 00:49
Granted, now you go do that thing you do all the time! =P.

I wish I knew where the phrase "A winner is you!" came from.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on August 11, 2010, 19:21
Ok but you forget where everything else you know came from. I wish I could understand Evs well...And Ivs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 11, 2010, 22:57
Granted, but the all Pokemon games you have are confiscated and they get embargoed from your country.
I wish I could cryogenically freeze myself and wake up with no ill effects in the year 3000.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on August 11, 2010, 23:03
Granted, not much has changed but they live underwater (have fun drowning and meeting Busted!)

I wish I could challenge you to an interpretive dance battleee~
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on August 11, 2010, 23:38
Granted but you lose. I wish I could get my shiny Treecko already -_-
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 11, 2010, 23:55
Granted, but a shiny Zangoose comes and kills it.

I wish I knew the secret to the Universe again!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Turtleneck Gangster on August 12, 2010, 03:20
Granted, but you are mentally and emotionally scarred for all of eternity.

I wish someone would PM me for a battle. (wink wink, nudge nudge)
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 12, 2010, 06:24
Granted, but not right now! =P
I wish Flint was a little bit less awesome.
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Post by: Gusparce on August 13, 2010, 03:43
Now its not awesome at all. I wish Shiny Zangoooses would stop ruining my wishes  :(
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 13, 2010, 08:38
Granted. Now one Shiny Zangoose ruins your wish!

I wish I had a fish that could fly!
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Post by: purplerush on August 13, 2010, 11:48
Granted you have a fish that can fly yet can't breath out of water so is dead >=]
I wish my friends weren't such let-downs.
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Post by: JakeLockyer on August 13, 2010, 14:41
Granted, but your friends become egotistical morons, who drop you for being the let down!
I wish for a better Mobile Phone
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on August 18, 2010, 05:06
Granted, but it is £599,000,000,000,000,000,000,000........,000,000,000

I wish that wishes were no longer corrupted.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 18, 2010, 05:12
Granted, but this wish is corrupted into not working, meaning it never happened, meaning wish get corrupted.

I wish this person I despised so much had all of their clothing's weight distorted so that they weight 1,000 pounds each.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on August 18, 2010, 05:15
Granted, but the extra weight was actually 13 ct gold.

I wish all wishes were banned.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 18, 2010, 06:18
Granted, but this wish is banned as well, nullifying it, causing every banned wish to become unbanned, including the one that banned them all, which bans every wish, and this continues for 10 minutes until the caster of said wish (you) is erased from existence so that way this wish was never made and people go on with life normally.

I wish that the person in my last wish went swimming, and there swimming clothes and hair were affected by my other wish.
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Post by: Webby2 on August 18, 2010, 13:38
Granted, but the other one was not specific, meaning that your clothes are like flying fish.

I wish for a furry tractor.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 19, 2010, 17:35
Granted, but it stole your hair.

I wish I had a moustache that I could control!
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Post by: ShiraBliss on August 20, 2010, 00:53
Granted, now your armpit hair grows wildly and untameably :3

I wish for a wish >:3
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Post by: XK|X Litwick on August 20, 2010, 01:17
Granted, but it expires  in ten seconds....oops. Too late.

I wish that the next person to post gets a million dollars.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on August 20, 2010, 01:31
Granted, but I live in northen Ireland, Dollars are useless to me!  :'(

I wish my brothers plane crashed and he died tomorrow in the wreakage
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 20, 2010, 05:42
Granted, but the doctors fix him and he comes after you with his new Cyborg Body!
I wish for a wish that I wished for a wish whch allowed me to wish for a wish which gave me a wish that granted my wish for a wish for a Pony!
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on August 20, 2010, 06:07
Granted, but the wish is messed up because it confused me!

I wish that last wish didn't confuse me!
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Post by: Darkwing on August 20, 2010, 22:26
Granted... but the only reason it didn't confuse you is because you were trapped as a She-Wolf in heat and couldn't hear it from the male wolves baying while they chased you.


I wish this computer had a more reliable internet connection.
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Post by: Gusparce on August 21, 2010, 04:37
Its so fast and reliable everyone on you're block wants to use it...And you the get no time on it ever. I wish the game I want to play wasnt offline...
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 21, 2010, 04:44
Granted, the makers go bankrupted.

I wish my gf didn't break up with me...
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Post by: Alexi: Crazier by the Day on August 21, 2010, 05:34
Granted, but you never had a girlfriend.


I wish my computer actually worked and wasn't so slow.
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Post by: porygonpolygon777 on August 24, 2010, 02:57
granted but now its so fast you cant see anything  and it overloads and breaks again
 
  :ph34r: i wish that they actually sold pokemon black go to link to see http://tinycartridge.com/post/866743831/super-creepy-pokemon-hack
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 24, 2010, 03:02
Granted, but they sold out before you could buy it! =P

I wish I knew where my new school was.
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Post by: Gusparce on August 28, 2010, 21:14
Granted, its on the dark side of the moon. Have fun there. I wish my Laptop had more battery life.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 28, 2010, 21:39
Granted, but it's dead at the moment!

I wish Jirachi was in my room.
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Post by: q.c.™ on August 28, 2010, 21:40
Granted, but it's a plushie with all the stuffing taken out of it.. have fun with that.


I wish for peace love and happiness.
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Post by: yk on August 29, 2010, 23:31
Granted, but it only happened on WoW!



I wish that all Pokemon games were hacked.
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Post by: q.c.™ on August 30, 2010, 18:20
Granted, but the only Pokemon available after the hack were Qwilfish and Shuckle.


I wish my friend was here so we could hang out.
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Post by: Gusparce on August 30, 2010, 23:26
Ok, but he/she never leaves. I wish I knew how to speak Japanese.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on August 30, 2010, 23:38
Granted, but you can't speak english anymore.
I wish I was Rockin Ruff with an Afro Puff!
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Post by: THE ARBITER on September 01, 2010, 16:47
granted its on fire should have wished for flame r****dent


i wish for a screaming goat
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Post by: purplerush on September 01, 2010, 16:51
Granted you now have a screaming goat ( It's actually a banshee is disguise)

I wish for wings.
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Post by: THE ARBITER on September 01, 2010, 16:54
ganted but their store bought from costumes


i wish for ... an ice crem cone
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Post by: q.c.™ on September 02, 2010, 01:13
You wished for ice cream, but got creamed ice instead. Trust me it's not as appetizing as it sounds.


I wish for skitty:

(http://fan.squish.nu/skitty/images/Skitty6.jpg)
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Post by: THE ARBITER on September 02, 2010, 02:04
you got purugly

an i had creamed ice it was good with loads of sugar

i wish for no more skittys
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Post by: q.c.™ on September 02, 2010, 03:13
Then instead you get a swarm of Beedrill

an i had creamed ice it was good with loads of sugar

surely not the creamed ice I was thinking of.. surely not.


I wish my mind wasnt perverted.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on September 02, 2010, 04:09
Granted. Its broken beyond repair.

I wish that Saturday September 4 2010 would be here soon!
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Post by: purplerush on September 02, 2010, 08:54
Granted but you sleep though the whole day and miss it.

I wish I had gone to sleep last night.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 02, 2010, 09:09
Grated but you never woke up...  :sleep:

I wish that I didn't have to get out of my bed now :(
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Post by: purplerush on September 02, 2010, 09:14
That suits me just fine!
Granted, you were meant to get out of bed 4 hours ago so will now undergo disciplinary action!

I wish my download would hurry up and finish and work correctly this time!
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 02, 2010, 09:28
Granted but you found out that it wasn't what you wanted.

I wish my mum cooked me breakfast like she always does, now shes gone to work. :(
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Post by: purplerush on September 02, 2010, 09:52
Granted but it looks and smells inedible =P Good luck with that!

I wish I had something to do today.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on September 02, 2010, 20:40
Granted. You just did it!

I wish I could turn into lightning and back at will!
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 02, 2010, 21:01
Granted. but its always sunny.

I wish I had a full working English Pokemon Black right now. nothing can go wrong with it? it is indestructable and will always work, in any DS.
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Post by: Gusparce on September 04, 2010, 07:31
Granted, but the next day all Ds's disappear from the earth. I wish I had something to eat that wouldnt kill or harm me.
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Post by: Ferox on September 04, 2010, 08:14
Granted. Chocolate coated scorpion for you then.

I wish for world peace and all that soppy yadayada.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 05, 2010, 08:32
Granted but everyone turns out like Ned Flander from the Simpson?

I wish my step dad understands me.
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Post by: Ferox on September 05, 2010, 17:59
Granted but he only understands you.

I wish I had a pet rat.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on September 06, 2010, 08:22
Granted. One pet Raticate eats your family.
I wish I could do the Moonwalk!
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on September 06, 2010, 08:40
Granted but then, you got transported to "Neverland" where you then had to live with bubbles the monkey. FOREVER.

I wish that I Did'nt have to go to school on Wednesday! Aaaarrrggghhh!
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Post by: Tom™ on September 06, 2010, 15:26
Granted. You have to go to school on Tuesday.

I wish for world destruction.
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 06, 2010, 15:37
Granted. Pluto just exploded.

I wish that Owl City was the best music ever and I could listen to it.
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Post by: Tom™ on September 06, 2010, 15:53
Granted, but listening to them is illegal

I wish I was 13 years of age. And lived until I was 100 years of age.
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Post by: Awkward Squirtle on September 06, 2010, 15:58
Granted. On your birthday the world ends and you're stuck floating around in space forced to hold your breath for the next 87 years 9which you willl be capable of doing, but it will be agonising.

I wish I had a better Spanish teacher.
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Post by: Tom™ on September 06, 2010, 16:01
Granted but he's French meaning you can't understand any spanish he says with that uhSilly uhFrench uhAccent

I wish children's TV these days wasn't as raunchy annoying or disturbing


*Looks at Fanboy and ChumChum*

As I said.

Disturbing
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on September 06, 2010, 16:24
Granted. It is more annoying. (I don't think that show can BE more annoying!)

I wish my bike could have one higher gear, so it could go a little faster! And that it wasn't broken, and it still belonged to me!
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 06, 2010, 16:25
Granted. As soon as you get on, the wheels fall off.

I wish that I could buy an Owl City album.
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Post by: Tom™ on September 06, 2010, 16:26
granted but you spend every last cent of your family's money for the next 10 years on it.

I wish for food.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on September 06, 2010, 16:28
Granted. One bowl of Black Grasshoppers served! (they aren't poisonous, but the wiggle when you eat them!)

I wish my room had more outlets!
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 06, 2010, 16:29
Granted, but they don't work.

I wish that my brother was less annoying.
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Post by: Darkwing on September 08, 2010, 17:12
Granted... But now you're the annoying one and just got grounded until your grandchildren graduate college.

I wish I could join a Frat.
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Post by: purplerush on September 08, 2010, 17:45
Granted but now, no such thing as a Frat exists and everyone thinks you're bonkers!

I wish I was a vampire (one that didn't sparkle preferably)
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Post by: Darkwing on September 09, 2010, 09:33
Granted... But your first meeting with a group of mega obsessed Twihards causes them to stake you for daring to presume to be equal to Mary Sue and her submissive Lust Object.

I wish that Stephanie Meyer had been able to properly deliver on the inherent promise of the Twilight saga.
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Post by: iKod on September 14, 2010, 03:44
Granted, but we still hate it.

I wish she loved me.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on September 14, 2010, 03:48
Granted. She being Lessie the Loch Ness Monster.
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Post by: iKod on September 14, 2010, 03:49
You forgot to wish :O.

I wish the above poster had a wish.
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 14, 2010, 08:11
Granted, You're now married to Lady Gaga.

I wish I lived in the richest part of spain. I also wish I had loads of money (liftime supply).
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Post by: iKod on September 14, 2010, 21:02
Granted, but you are arrested for being in possession of counterfeit money.


I wish working as an intern in a library was more interesting.
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on September 14, 2010, 21:03
Granted, but now everything else in life is so boring it's painful.

I wish I had pie =D
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 14, 2010, 21:05
Granted. I smash it in your face.

I wish I could have another chocolate chip muffin.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on September 14, 2010, 21:42
Granted, but you transform into a dog.

I wish I had a legal working copy of pokemon fire red that I could play, and it was mine!
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Post by: TickTockTheCroc on September 14, 2010, 23:51
Granted, but it was bought used and your gameboy/nintendo-pokemon-player-thing/nintendo DS broke.

I wish the name rater was smarter so he could make witty comebacks faster (and get rid of the 3 month wait)
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Post by: Boris Airay- The Chesire Cat on September 15, 2010, 10:50
granted but they will give the names really bad ratings



i wish i could find my one true love
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 15, 2010, 10:52
Granted, but she hates you and punches you in the face.

I wish for something good to happen to me.
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Post by: purplerush on September 15, 2010, 11:24
Granted but you are now doomed to be plagued by bad things for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a new fully functioning fountain pen.
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Post by: Roxxy the Zangoose on September 15, 2010, 11:31
Granted, but due to an environmental crisis, there is no more paper being made.

I wish I had a computer and was really good at spriting.
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Post by: purplerush on September 15, 2010, 11:40
I'll write on the bloomin walls! =P
Granted but you have no mouse, tablet or any other means of making a sprite on said computer.

I wish I wasn't in pain. Ever.
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on September 15, 2010, 12:30
Granted, but now YOU'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUUMB! (Can I get an encore, do ya want more) - *SHOT*

I wish researching wasn't so haaard. T_T
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Post by: Kdintranet & Scizau on September 17, 2010, 06:06
Granted, You know everything. But your head is as big as a blue whale.

I wish my cat didn't wake me up for random reasons in the night.
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Post by: Boris Airay- The Chesire Cat on September 18, 2010, 00:28
granted but it will disturb you for random reasons during the day


i wish i was invincible
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Post by: Laprabi on September 19, 2010, 13:15
Granted but you never die. Ever. So when the universe ends you'll be trapped there. Forever.


I wish I was rich.
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on September 19, 2010, 14:25
Granted, but only your name gets legally changed to become Richie Richardson. The fifth. =P
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Post by: RBAY Research Fund on January 18, 2011, 16:29
Voice: "You forgot to wish for something long ago."
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 18, 2011, 16:47
Granted,but you got eaten by a future beast.

I wish the distortion world over come every universe.The distortion world is my home.If that happened nothing could harm me.
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Post by: RBAY Research Fund on January 18, 2011, 20:37
Honey: Witchey's dead now. Mr. G., You don't get your wish.
Me: I wish I had some chocolate syrup. :(
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Post by: Darkwing on January 18, 2011, 22:40
Granted... but it's in the bottom of a box filled with Fire Ants.

I wish I had access to the Anomaly Valley from Primeval.
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Post by: The Penguin Vampire on January 18, 2011, 23:50
granted but that is because you are now prey, about to be eaten alive =P

Let's see i wish for all these pointless wars to stop
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Post by: spritey on January 19, 2011, 00:00
granted! Oh wait.. but it seems that my wand had malfunctioned before I could grant the wish.

I wish I could shoot fireballs.
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Post by: Darkwing on January 19, 2011, 14:18
Granted... but the first one backfires and turns you into an Icicle.

I wish for the entire back catalogue of Landon Mycles movies.
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Post by: RBAY Research Fund on January 19, 2011, 17:34
Tuff: Granted, but it only plays the credits.
Me: I wish our Earth would have world peace, and only that.
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Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on January 19, 2011, 17:37
Granted, but we get invaded by aliens :D

I wish I had a pebble.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 19, 2011, 17:38
Granted,but the pebble grabbed a rocket launcher and blast it BANG into your face.HEADSHOT!

I wish my next wish wont get corrupted.Also that this one wont.
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Post by: superzigzagoon on January 19, 2011, 17:42
Granted but Usher si singing OMG right next to you (I presuming you hate the song as much as I do)

I wish I had a army of 7,875,456 and 1 Zangoose (On the off chance I invade Gus)
 
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Post by: purplerush on January 19, 2011, 18:21
Granted but they stampede and smoosh you!

I wish both of my headphones still worked. Preferably without killing me. -____-
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Post by: RBAY Research Fund on January 19, 2011, 18:22
Kirby: Granted, they make you deaf.
Me: I wish I wasn't scared anymore.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 19, 2011, 18:40
Granted but you died as a result of the wish

I wish I win Eurovision 2011 representing the UK
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: purplerush on January 19, 2011, 18:54
Granted. You win but the get disqualified for cheating! Ommm naughty!
I wish I could think of something to wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 19, 2011, 18:56
You do but the wish you corrupt pass on to 1968 (Clift Richard is  ;D) instead 2011
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Post by: RBAY Research Fund on January 19, 2011, 21:05
Tuff: Granted, but i------------ HEY!!
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Post by: purplerush on January 19, 2011, 21:16
....Granted? Or not?
I wish I didn't have this songstuck in my head.
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Post by: Pokemon Trainer Red on January 19, 2011, 23:49
Granted, you no longer have it stuck in your head. bad news is you no longer have a head at all. I wish Mt. Silver wasnt so cold
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 20, 2011, 01:23
Granted, but now it's too hot.
I wish Unknown existed.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 20, 2011, 15:54
Granted,but the word Unknown allready exists.Too bad there's no UNOWN for you.
I wish that I could slow down this transformation into Kyurem ready for 5th gen.*Wings become Kyurem wings*
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 20, 2011, 19:01
Granted but I don't know what the heck your on about.

I wish I could think of the most easy corruptible wish ever.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Entertainer on January 20, 2011, 20:25
Granted but it gets corrupted?

I wish they made good RPG's for the Wii/GC/DSi.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: purplerush on January 20, 2011, 21:59
Granted but they become corrupted after a few minutes and therefore are crappy =D

I wish I wasn't so tired -___-
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 21, 2011, 01:48
Granted but the wish only works for 5 seconds due to my magic shortage.

I wish I could shoot white fireballs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Z:illyhoo on January 21, 2011, 01:53
Granted, but you accidentally shoot a fireball into a log cabin close by and it burns down to the ground and you get charged for arson.

I wish I knew how to use my time wisely.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 21, 2011, 01:56
Granted but my wand has now run out of magic.

I wish my wishes for any kind of fireballs could not be corrupted.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 21, 2011, 16:17
Granted,but I eat waffles,therefore killing you.

I wish that it was impossible hurt/annoy me and everything that could evaporates.NO MATTER WHAT!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: RBAY Research Fund on January 21, 2011, 16:45
Kirby: Granted, but you never die.
Me: I wish I had some chocolate pie.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 21, 2011, 18:16
Kirby: Granted, but you never die.That's good.
Me: I wish I had some chocolate pie.
Granted,but the pie explodes and you go 6 feet under in a coffin.

I wish I had a Gyarados.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on January 21, 2011, 19:35
Granted, but you don't have enough gym badges, so it go's out of control and kills you.

I wish Black and White would come out tomorrow.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 21, 2011, 19:46
Granted,but you get arrested for getting Kyurem to answer your calls.

I wish I had an over-sized coffee mug (SBSP ref)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 21, 2011, 23:01
Granted but it spills, and leaks hot liquid on you and kills you.

I wish everyone on the forums was an Unown addict.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 22, 2011, 13:21
Superunown: Granted but everyone on this forum is rubbish at Pokemon because their using weak Pokemon (Unown)

I wish Mario Party 9 would come out soon without it ending in death, Mario Party 9 becoming rubbish, all copies lost or destroyed or getting advertised by John and Edward (Just like Dragon Quest 9)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 22, 2011, 14:23
Granted,but you die.Because I can make you say that you wanted to die.

I wish I had a super-tall KK hat.(Another ref)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 13:15
Granted,but you die.Because I can make you say that you wanted to die.

I wish I had a super-tall KK hat.(Another ref)
Superunown: Granted but everyone on this forum is rubbish at Pokemon because their using weak Pokemon (Unown)

I wish Mario Party 9 would come out soon without it ending in death, Mario Party 9 becoming rubbish, all copies lost or destroyed or getting advertised by John and Edward (Just like Dragon Quest 9)

Granted but my Zigzagoons thought you said John the Vulpix (opps)
So that's  what you where given.

I wish Mario Party 9 would come out soon without it ending in death Mario Party 9 becoming rubbish, all copies lost or destroyed or getting advertised by John and Edward (Just like Dragon Quest 9).

Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 23, 2011, 15:07
Granted,but you die.Because I can make you say that you wanted to die.

I wish I had a super-tall KK hat.(Another ref)
Granted,but I repeated the same thing that happened.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 23, 2011, 15:25
Granted, but you had no wish for me to grant. =P
So I'll give you a wish of my own choice.

You wished for a throne at the highest peak of the distortion world, ruling above everyone and eliminating anyone who interferes with you.

And that is officially granted. And you could say he wanted to die because you are death itself, as in Giratina of the Graveyard. =P

I wish Bowser would just die so I can finally be the best Fireball Addict.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 23, 2011, 15:44
Granted,but you die too.
I wish I didn't wish so I then caused a paradox.
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Post by: Ferox on January 23, 2011, 16:06
Granted but in that paradox you are a BIDOOF
I wish B&W would come out now. ;;
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 23, 2011, 16:46
Granted,but it is not Pokemon Black and White.it is a game called B/W.
I wish for nothing
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 16:59
Granted but you die  :o (REVENGE!!!)

I wish I had a Mars bar.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 23, 2011, 17:22
Granted, but I stole it.
I wish there was a firefighter trainer class in pokemon games.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pokemon Trainer Red on January 23, 2011, 17:31
granted but the games now cost $100,000 and you can no longer afford it. I wish the world were made of glazed donuts
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 17:33
Granted but I eat you.

I wish I could start this topic on another site.

NOTE: It's been currupted for real.
It turned out their was another one which was the same on the site.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TrickTester on January 23, 2011, 18:45
granted but there was already one on every forum in the world :p

i wish i was part Mightyena.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 18:50
Granted but you ended up being the butt.  >:D

I wish everyone would find out Zigzagoons are the greatest
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Moon Chaser on January 23, 2011, 18:53
Granted but they find out they are the greatest food.

I wish I could find my DS charger
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 18:56
Granted but it's a DSI XL charger (I'm just guessing you don't have that).

I wish I was a Simpsons character.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 23, 2011, 19:24
Granted but you get sucked into the cartoon and the TV breaks so you die.
I wish everyone would realize that Unown is the greatest pokemon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 19:28
Granted but they find out they are the greatest food.

I wish I had a wish
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Post by: TrickTester on January 23, 2011, 19:30
Granted but then the person who granted it gets confused and the world falls into eternal damnation.

i wish i had more Cosplays
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 19:34
granted but (HEY I don't know what cosplay is) amazon is sending it from oversea (oh dear).

I wish the user below corrupts my wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 23, 2011, 19:35
Granted but I have to get a new wand since my current one just broke?!
I wish zigzagoon and unown had a battle to see who is better. ;o
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Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 19:37
Granted but unown so rubbish compared to the Zigzagoon that Zigzagoon won by default  ^.^

I wish I had a sidekick.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 23, 2011, 19:42
Granted but your "sidekick" turned out to be a Rhyperior that ate you.. =o
I wish Unown would be the new Arceus.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TrickTester on January 23, 2011, 19:43
granted but it's me ^^   

i wish people knew what Cosplay was ^^
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 19:45
Granted but ... (What is Cosplay anyway)

I wish I cared about Unown.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 23, 2011, 19:47
Granted but your wish is unknown.
I wish I cared about zigzagoon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TrickTester on January 23, 2011, 19:49
wikipedia it lol.

you like zigzagoon but then they give you all your desires and your dad essentially becomes entei and you go through puberty 3 times and steal someone's nother until a flying dragon... anyway.

i wish i could be bothered to finish that sentence.

edit. it doesn't make any sense now :'(
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 23, 2011, 19:51
Granted but I accidentaly used black magic which killed your miserable wish. D=
I wish superzigzagoon was here.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 19:53
Granted but I'm angry because you NINJAED ME!!!!!

I wish TrickTester would Spell check his/her's last post on this topic.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TrickTester on January 23, 2011, 19:58
I'm a her.

granted but now it doesn't make any sense :'(

i wish people knew what sex i was.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 23, 2011, 19:58
Granted but we all know what sex is.
I wish for snow.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 20:00
But their's too much.

I wish no one ninja's me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TrickTester on January 23, 2011, 20:00
it snows but then you freeze ;)

i wish for Pokemon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 20:04
it snows but then you freeze ;)

i wish for Pokemon.
Looks like I may have ninjaed you  :P

Granted but nothing happens as they exist as a series of video games.

I wish to be ninjaed by TrickTester.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TrickTester on January 23, 2011, 20:07
granted but you ninja me back.

i wish i wasn't bored.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 20:13
Corrupted but then Katty Price tells you about herself. (That's really evil)

I wish I had a Snivy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TrickTester on January 23, 2011, 20:20
granted but it's evil!!

i wish superZigzagoon would remember I'm female.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 20:24
Granted but he falls in love

I wish I hadn't said the above (as it's not correct)
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Post by: TrickTester on January 23, 2011, 20:26
Haha granted but you already said it.

i wish i wasn't apparently irresistible when people realise a am a girl. with girly bits and everything! =o
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Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 20:30
NO I'm trying to avoid that (Specially after I said Dawn was hot (from the cartoon))

Granted but it's girls that get interested (Their I go again)

I wish I was real.
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Post by: TrickTester on January 23, 2011, 20:34
like that'd be a problem? <bisexual>

granted but i maul you coz i can.

i wish i didn't have college tomorrow
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 23, 2011, 20:37
Granted but you get it the day after

I wish you have at least 100 posts.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 23, 2011, 22:21
Granted but i don't know who you're talking to.

I wish superzigzagoon would finally realize that Unown is better.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 24, 2011, 17:34
Granted but the wish is useless as I realize Unown are better than Katty Price (That's very low).
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 24, 2011, 22:28
Granted but you have no wish.

but Unown is better than zigzagoon.. =P

I wish unown and zigzagoon would just live in peace. but that would only happen if superzigzagoon admits that unown is better than zigzagoon in every way.. :P

Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 25, 2011, 17:48
Granted,but they went to war straight after.

I wish I had a over-sized coffee mug.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Penguin Vampire on January 25, 2011, 22:41
Granted but when you fill it up, the handle snaps off because its too heavy and the mug breaks

i wish people would stop been cruel and treat fellow humans and animals with respect =P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 25, 2011, 23:50
Granted but I accidentaly granted the wrong wish and turned you into an ant then I stepped on you.
I wish everyone worshipped Unown like the ancient Mayans did to their gods.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 27, 2011, 08:01
Granted,but everyone hates the gods and kill them.Including YOU!

I wish I had another over-sized coffee mug that won't break.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 27, 2011, 15:42
Granted but it tipped over and fell on you and crushed you.

I wish I was a pokemon trainer in the pokemon games that's not the regular Lucas, Gold, or Black (I want to be a Ruin Maniac, Ace Trainer, Psychic, etc.) =[
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 27, 2011, 18:40
Granted but only others can see you as it (Just like before)

I wish this wish gets corrupted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Penguin Vampire on January 27, 2011, 19:49
Granted,  your wish is now corrupted, but since that's what you wished for its no longer corrupted, but then its not what you wished for so the cycle begins as its a paradox and now the space time continuum has a tear in it. great. xP

I wish that dragons became real, friendly intelligent  ones though
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 27, 2011, 19:53
Granted,  your wish is now corrupted, but since that's what you wished for its no longer corrupted, but then its not what you wished for so the cycle begins as its a paradox and now the space time continuum has a tear in it. great. xP
...
Well done I thought I was on a winner.

Granted but you got killed soon the wish got granted.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I wish the name rater would give me £1,000
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 27, 2011, 20:11
Granted but then he changes his mind after that and takes it back.

I wish it rained zigzagoons.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 27, 2011, 20:15
Granted but I fall on you making you braking 7 bones (5 of them was yours anyway).
It's a massive disater killing many people 20,000,000 Were ropoerted died.
And you take the blame for coming up with the wish.
Typlosion agrees to take down this topic and your account.

I wish I had Beartic on Soul Silver.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 27, 2011, 20:31
Granted but I fall on you making you braking 7 bones (5 of them was yours anyway).

Unowns don't have bones.

Granted but you accidentaly released it.
I wish we could pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 28, 2011, 17:39
Unowns don't have bones.
...
Do you really think I would believe that your an Unown in real life?

Granted but one of them are about to crash killing you.
 
I wish that I had made a wish for Pokemon White that didn't corrupted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on January 28, 2011, 18:31
Granted but it caused a paradox.

I wish I had some chocolate buttons.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: President Hawkeye on January 28, 2011, 20:19
Granted, but then I have to call the police and then pretend you have murdered me for them.

I wish cream crackers weren't so dry.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pokemon Trainer Red on January 28, 2011, 23:10
granted, but now they're soggy and disgusting. I wish my hands were made of hot pockets
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 28, 2011, 23:28
Do you really think I would believe that your an Unown in real life?

You said it yourself that I'm an Unown in the admin counting topic.
And you're a coon. =P

Granted, but I ate them off. I wish PKMN.NET was super rich, and had a huge amount of money donated every second.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 29, 2011, 06:52
Granted but the money goes right into a shredder (all ways).
I wish I went to Japan (Without dieing or getting lost their).
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on January 29, 2011, 13:45
Granted but the world blows up and everyone is dead exept you...

I wish I had the perfect boyfriend
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 29, 2011, 15:01
Granted but your boyfriend is an alligator that eats you up and eats all your friends for dessert. I wish this Unown "!" would cheer up.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on January 29, 2011, 15:47
granted, but everyone else you meet is REALLY grumpy, and wont talk to you.

I wish it would rain chocolate that wasn't acidic, poisonous, or dangorouse at all.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 29, 2011, 17:28
Granted but you get covered completely in chocolate rain and I mistook you for chocolate and ate you.
I wish Unown could cast a Hypnosis spell on Unown haters that makes them worship Unown.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on January 29, 2011, 23:06
granted, but everyone spends their entire time worshipping unown and basic human urges such as eating and pooping are ignored, let alone the higher urges such as striving for perfection. This causes everyone to explode from the poop building up inside them or implode from the vaccum inside their stomach.

I wish the 3DS release date was tomorrow.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Pam-the-Lamb on January 30, 2011, 01:06
Granted, but their time bombs.

I wish I was made of stone that couldnt move but break easily.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 30, 2011, 12:13
Granted but doctors found a cure to this (better luck next time umbreon#100).

I wish this wish was uncorrutble
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 30, 2011, 18:21
Granted, the wish is incorrutble. But it is corruptible.

I wish zigzagoons could come to Sinnoh.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 30, 2011, 18:24
Granted but the Zigzagoons replace every Pokemon their.

I wish I had a dream.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 30, 2011, 18:59
Granted but it's a nightmare.
I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on January 30, 2011, 19:12
To qoute RHPS... "And you shall recieve it, in abundance." Meaning everything you have is now nothing. Thus trapping you in a spatiotemporal paradox.

I wish for Jay Ryan to star in Torchwood.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 30, 2011, 19:59
Granted but Jay Ryan stars in a torched wood.
Can he escaped the fire.
The answer NO

I wish I was a person sat next to a PC (maybe my wish is true)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 30, 2011, 22:59
Granted but a janitor was mopping the floors and told him to stand up so he could mop that spot.
I wish this wish could not be corrupted no matter what anyone says, even if it's a paradox.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on January 31, 2011, 11:06
Granted, instead it gives you a negative blessing aimed at affectionate scenarios.

I wish... I wish for the Magic Dance.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on January 31, 2011, 18:31
Granted but it's a cheesy American pun meaning.
e.g. It's already inside of you.

I wish I had 2 Kingdras from the Legends awakening set.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on January 31, 2011, 23:49
Granted but you lost them.

I wish I had Red Wine Olive Oil Vinaigrette.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: aer_dingus on January 31, 2011, 23:59
granted but you are now allergic to it.

i wish i had cool hat! :police:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 01, 2011, 00:18
Granted but it's a magician hat and sucks you in.

I wish for Unown in my command.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on February 01, 2011, 19:26
Granted but the Unown are put in your game.

I wish I won the Eurovision Song Contest 2012 (as according to this topic I won it back in 2011).
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 01, 2011, 19:59
Granted but you won last place.
I wish this wish got corrupted by anyone.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on February 01, 2011, 20:08
Granted but your bad wish making skills meant that because your sentace made no sense that the last place was turned into 1st (2011 :D and 2012 :D)

I wish I was 16 (Which I am)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 01, 2011, 20:41
Granted, but you are 16 in dog years. ((Which makes you 80 in human years.))
I wish this topic was locked.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on February 02, 2011, 17:32
Granted but it was unlocked.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 02, 2011, 18:07
Granted, your wish does not get bribed.
I wish I knew the difference between a green lemon and a yellow lime.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: superzigzagoon on February 02, 2011, 19:16
Granted but a paradox is formed.

I wish I was a paradox.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: President Hawkeye on February 03, 2011, 10:06
Granted but Chuck Norris isn't pleased about you taking his turf and roundhouse kicks you into a parallel dimension full of Chuck Norris's just waiting to roundhouse kick you.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 03, 2011, 12:42
Granted but now you get kicked into the paradox for not having a wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: aer_dingus on February 13, 2011, 19:48
^same to your lack of wish.

i wish people would stop making this game so difficult!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lukey lapras on February 15, 2011, 18:52
granted but then they get angwy and theres a big fight

i wish there were more good fights at our school
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: CAPITAL BETA on February 16, 2011, 12:58
Granted. Your school goes into nuclear warfare and destroys the planet.

I wish I had a cheese sandwich.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: aer_dingus on February 17, 2011, 02:59
granted, but a guinea pig ate part of it.

i wish i could go to Athens!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: CAPITAL BETA on February 17, 2011, 12:41
Granted. It turns out to be horrible.

I wish I could think of a wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shaymin on February 17, 2011, 13:06
Granted, but it's all you ever think about now. You're locked in an insane asylum and you're eyes go cross-eyed and you speak nothing. only stare at passers-by like you're going to eat them because you couldn't think of a wish.

I wish it was sunny.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Blue Fire on February 17, 2011, 22:57
  Granted but the sun explodes and kills only you for some reason.



              I wish my wish is not corrupted...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: RBAY Research Fund on February 18, 2011, 14:35
Tiff: How in the world can that be granted? :mad:
Me: I wish I had more body wash.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 18, 2011, 20:25
Granted but it smells like dog food

I wish I wasn't so hyper
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 19, 2011, 00:24
Granted. You take drug medicine and you're no longer hyper but you had an overdosage.

I wish this topic got corrupted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on February 19, 2011, 19:51
Granted,but it was uncorrupted.
I wish I had LOTSA SPEGETTI!

¬.¬
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 19, 2011, 19:52
granted but you don't like spagetti anymore

I wish I wasn't so gullible...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 20, 2011, 02:36
Granted, but you're still not not gullible enough to escape wish corruption.

I wish I was Ice Beam-ed by a Fire type.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OpalRhea on February 20, 2011, 06:57
Granted, but then you freeze to death

I wish Kingdom Hearts were real (and I had a proper Keyblade...)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MzLuluZombi on February 20, 2011, 21:07
Your wish is granted, but the worlds start getting swallowed by darkness while you and Sora have a battle to see who's hair is more awesome.

I wish injection needles didn't hurt so much. T_T
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Rotom48 on February 20, 2011, 21:35
Granted but only because you feel that pain constantly.

I wish my hair would do what it's told and look good.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Cecily and Pikachu on February 20, 2011, 21:39
Granted, but now the only hair you have is a beard.

I wish I could draw better =/
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on February 20, 2011, 21:42
Granted. You can draw the word "better". That's it. Only that.

I wish I could make a new idea for my comic.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Cecily and Pikachu on February 20, 2011, 21:46
Granted, but when you try to make the comic, you forget the idea. Every time.

I wish my homework would do itself >>.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MzLuluZombi on February 20, 2011, 21:47
Granted, but it gets you an F out of spite.

I wish college was ooover.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Cecily and Pikachu on February 20, 2011, 21:51
Granted, but you now have no qualifications and are doomed to have no money forever....

I wish my Emerald wasn't broken =[
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on February 20, 2011, 21:55
Granted. Now your DS/GBA is broken.

I wish i hadn't lost my book of Poems and spells to enslave the human race.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MzLuluZombi on February 20, 2011, 23:13
Granted. Now you have your book of poems but you don't have a clue what any of them mean anymore and your spells cause everyone to chase you with pitchforks and torches.

I wish my inspiration would return to me!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OpalRhea on February 20, 2011, 23:22
Your wish is granted, but the worlds start getting swallowed by darkness while you and Sora have a battle to see who's hair is more awesome.

Actually we probably wouldn't, since the only time i really care about my hair is when I'm cos-playing...

And Witchey, your wish is granted, however although you have inspiration, you knoiw lack the mmodivation to do anything with it.

I wish Riku would get his own KH game...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on February 20, 2011, 23:30
Granted, but it's awful and the end of the franchise.

I wish I could get into Honors Chem next year.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on February 21, 2011, 03:44
Granted, but you will get horrible grades in that class all your life and all of your classmates and your teacher will hate you.
I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.
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Post by: Spriter on February 21, 2011, 10:53
Granted, but your words failed to decieve me and it,well,opened a black hole and destroyed you.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on February 21, 2011, 17:32
Granted. Your no wish became a giant lava monster that ate your family and burned down your house.

I wish I didn't have scoliosis.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on February 22, 2011, 03:07
Granted, but everything and everyone you touch now has it.
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Post by: spritey on February 22, 2011, 03:17
For not having a wish, a Castform hits you with an Ice-powered Weather Ball and you turn into a cloud.

I wish I had a green Golbat that eats Chikorita salad along with Moomoo Milk and Mightyena steak.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on February 22, 2011, 03:22
Granted, but once you look at them they die.
I wish for a wish
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 22, 2011, 03:44
Granted, you now wasted that wish.

~ wasted ~

=P

And I wish for an orange-scarlet-red Krabby.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on February 22, 2011, 04:04
Granted, but your crabby just turned blue and died...you can't even look at it because it disintegrated and is now dust in the wind.
I wish for a wish that couldn't be wasted, corrupted or damaged in anyway. 
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 22, 2011, 15:26
Granted, you wasted your current wish to make sure your other wish couldn't be wasted.
I wish I was Ice Beamed by a Glalie and frozen and whatever else the next person throws on me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MzLuluZombi on February 22, 2011, 20:59
Granted. You are ice beamed by a Glalie and you are frozen. And then you are crushed into a lovable Companion Cube and due to it being part of the standardised test, you are required to be thrown into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinera - HA, I'm kidding, you get thrown into a volcano. Oh well, at least you'll thaw before the corrupt part comes in.

I wish for a blanket.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Liam on February 22, 2011, 21:28
Okay, but you're only allowed it for half a second.

I wish for more  O0 usage on the forums.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on February 22, 2011, 21:29
Granted, but the afro gets shaved so he's just a dude wearing cheap shades.

I wish I had a hot chocolate.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Liam on February 22, 2011, 21:33
Yes, but you're not allowed to drink it. Too bad. :[

And the shades ain't cheap! O0

I wish for cool shades now. :]
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 22, 2011, 22:13





Granted, but you were standing on a bridge enjoying the fresh air with your shades when your cool shades accidentally slipped out of your hands when you tried to put them on and fell in a river and tumbled down a waterfall, hit a rock, got eaten by a huge bass, coughed up and washed up on the riverbank and now they are broken, dirty, wet, sandy and completely uncool.

 O0 = :'(

Ultimate wish corruption lol

I wish for a wish



Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on February 24, 2011, 21:29
Granted, but you just lost your wish cuz i said so!
I wish for the opposite of what i wish for!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on February 24, 2011, 22:56
Granted but as you wished for nothing... the something manifests as a shiny Snorlax landing on your legs.

I wish for a tattoo of the Pai Zhuq logo on the skin of my left gluteal.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 24, 2011, 23:48
Granted but the tattoo is done very poorly and looks like a bunch of scribbles instead of a Pai Zhuq logo.

I wish this wish was cursed and whoever corrupts it would turn into a piece of aluminum foil.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ~XxPlastic-SmilesxX~ on February 25, 2011, 08:19
Well your wish is corrupted by a piece of aluminum foil.
I wish for a potato. So I could nom it. :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on February 25, 2011, 08:43
Granted, but there is a bit of metal in it that blows it up and damages the Microwave when you use said machine to bake it quickly.

I wish for my own bus like Priscilla.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 25, 2011, 12:48
Granted, but the bus blows up due to a car bomb and while you were in it.

I wish this wish got majorly corrupted. And was remembered in wish corruption history.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on February 25, 2011, 13:07
Granted... but it makes you seem like the wish answer to that annoying Austrian.

I wish for the next person to have good luck.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Caldoran on February 25, 2011, 14:16
Unfortunately this person wishes for the previous person's wish to be nullified and thus this person does not have good luck.

How tragic.

I wish for the next person's first sentence to be nullified.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TrickTester on February 25, 2011, 18:28
Justin bieber is male.

granted but all the fangirls hate you for nullified it.

i wish i didn't wear matching socks
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on February 25, 2011, 20:14
Granted, but the socks come alive and eat your legs and move on to your families legs and then to your neighbors legs and then to  the legs of the world!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-oh yea
I wish for a stick that i can name sticky
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on February 25, 2011, 20:56
Granted, you cause a ripple in the dimensions and get banished to limbo.

I wish Linux was easier to understand.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 25, 2011, 22:06
Granted but it's still not easy for you to understand.

I wish I had a limousine.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on February 25, 2011, 22:35
granted, but its purple!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
i wish for another stick that I can name sticky!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MzLuluZombi on February 25, 2011, 22:46
Granted, but you are now stuck in the last few minutes of a Vicar of Dibley episode, in a situation where you have to try and explain a stick joke to Alice Tinker, for all eternity. Good luck with that.

I wish for ellipses.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on February 25, 2011, 23:44
Granted... although the Djinn decides that you meant Eclipses, and gives you multiple copies of the Twilight saga complete with a limited edition poster of RPatz in a speedo.

I wish for a movie version of Young Justice.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on February 26, 2011, 00:13
Granted, but you can't see it. You go blind once it hits theatres.

I wish I could see the Underground Lake geyser with the Volbeat and Illmisue flying around it.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on February 26, 2011, 19:53
Granted, but the first second your eyes look at it a volbeat uses tailglow, then flash, then light screen, then sunny day and you become blind.
I wish for ANOTHER stick that i can name sticky! :D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: RBAY Research Fund on February 28, 2011, 15:31
Me: Granted, but it's stolen by Spikehead. I wish I could FLY!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: aer_dingus on February 28, 2011, 22:02
granted, but you fly with giant chicken wings. attractive.

i wish i had a shiny eved aerodactyl
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TrickTester on February 28, 2011, 22:42
Granted but it eats you.

I wish people wouldn't be such an arse to me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on March 01, 2011, 17:57
Granted,but they become worse.

I WISH I HAD AN OVER-SIZED COFFEE MUG.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Kona on March 01, 2011, 18:07
You get a mug, but it's so big that it falls on your head and crushes you.

I wish I had a massive house on a private island.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: aer_dingus on March 01, 2011, 20:03
granted, its all yours,  but you don't know where it is.

i wish i could have any song on my ipod without having to buy or download it.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: TrickTester on March 02, 2011, 00:05
Granted but then your ipod Goes missing...

I wish i wasn't bored.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 03, 2011, 00:06
granted, your not bored...ok your bored again.
I wish for 2 sticks that i can name Sticky and Stickay!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 03, 2011, 01:25
Granted but one day you get lost on a hike and have to make a fire so you burn the two sticks for firelight. You realised that it wasn't enough wood and you don't have an axe so you fell some thin branches for more wood. The fire spread from the long branches, causing a forest fire that scorched you before you could even blink.

I wish I could help the scorched one recover.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 05, 2011, 18:18
Granted, you use a burn heal. To get to the scorched one you put out the fire with a Staryu. After the scorched one recovered, the fire came back to scorch you and the healed one went to go look for more sticks to name.

I wish non-flammable sticks that absorb fire and not get hurt, injured, scorched, or burned, that I could name Sticky, Sticky Jr., Stickay, and Stickey!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 05, 2011, 22:13
Granted but as you slowly walk out of the scorched forest, you drop accidentaly trip on a half-burnt branch and the sticks fly out of your hands and fall into a nearby brook and the current carries them away down a waterfall.

I wish the waterfall became longer, taller, more dangerous, wider, and deeper right after the sticks tumbled down.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on March 06, 2011, 14:01
Granted but too much water falls on your head, so you go unconcious and while you are, you're eaten by wolves.

I wish that Gravity was no more!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on March 06, 2011, 15:44
granted, but you sffocate in space

I wish, that life didn't suck!!!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 06, 2011, 16:20
Granted, but then you meet me and you start to wish you hadn't made that wish. ;)

I wish I could be a flying ninja! KAPOW! :D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on March 06, 2011, 16:36
Granted, and you do fly..... Into Jail. For Assulting a Police officer with a Judo Kick.

I wish that I could live forever
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 06, 2011, 16:55
Granted, but only your body never dies, and your brain rots into a foul smelling goo.  :ohmy:

I wish I was a ninja that couldn't be arrested or sent to jail. >:8O
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 06, 2011, 17:07
Granted but while you are facing ninja enemies, you get split right down the middle vertically in half from head to toe by the enemy leader.

I wish Jirachi didn't look like a piece of confetti.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on March 06, 2011, 17:11
Granted but then it looks like a giant piece of wedding cake instead.

I wish Alpacas sucked blood. Muhahahahaha.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 06, 2011, 21:17
Granted but they suck your blood first. And they think blood taste terrible. And plus they're full now. So first they suck all your blood out just to try it out and now you're dead but now they're full and they think blood tastes terrible so they never suck it again.

I wish for a wish that wouldn't actually be corrupted with bribery, police corruption, political corruption, corporate corruption, etc.
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Post by: Darkwing on March 06, 2011, 22:40
Granted, but on a night out it bumps into Katie Price and Paris Hilton... while it's holding a camera...

I wish that the next wish be as innocent as a Jonas Brother, and as industry savvy as Neil Patrick Harris
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 06, 2011, 23:10
Granted, but now the Jonas Brothers become super-guilty and Neil Patrick Harris becomes super unsavvy. So this wish is super-guilty, super industrially unsavvy and majorly messed up and corrupted.

I wish I created a pokemon named Gnawwing that was Dark and Flying type.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on March 06, 2011, 23:20
Granted... but it spends its frst three Anime eps being pushed around by the ridiculous yellow rodent.

I wish for a cover version of Bad Romance performed by Jared Leto and Adam Lambert... complete with a Frankie Goes to Hollywood level scandal of a video.
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Post by: TrickTester on March 07, 2011, 21:39
Granted but it turns into bad bromance by that shane guy.

I wish i wasn't so small :/ lol
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 08, 2011, 02:17
Granted but you turn so big that you spread into outer space and die from lack of air and your dead corpse is sucked into a black hole but unfortunately you clog it and you have to call an intergalactic plumber but you cant cause youre dead.

lol enough?

I wish that hadn't clogged my intergalactic toilet so I could ... meteors..................................
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Post by: RBAY Research Fund on March 08, 2011, 19:08
Me: Unown Addict? Unown Addict...? Bonkers, he's drunk again. Anyway, I wish I had a dog named "Cat".
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 08, 2011, 19:44
Granted, but the dog named Cat thinks its a mouse. o-o

I wish I had telekinesis that won't backfire on me!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on March 08, 2011, 19:51
Granted, but your TK kicks in during an intimate moment, now your in prison.

I wish Glee had the balls to go through with the Sam plotline they originally had.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 08, 2011, 19:55
Granted, but your TK kicks in during an intimate moment, now your in prison.

eh.... wha? O-o

ANYWAYS...

Granted, but several Glee actors die in a horrific car accident and you are blamed for it.

I wish I had a giant hammer that i could hit people with as i please without getting arrested for assault! ^_^
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: RBAY Research Fund on March 08, 2011, 20:44
Tuff: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! :mad:
Me: I was wishing for ninaga (rank after ninja) skills.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 08, 2011, 21:53
^ you didnt corrupt my wish..... :O IT CAME TRUE?! ZOMG!!! *dances around*

Granted, but you die three days later when i hit you with my new hammer. >:D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: serperior on March 08, 2011, 22:47
^you have to make   a wish...

I wish I could play the xylophone
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 08, 2011, 23:07
^ whoopsies! i got distracted again >~<

Granted, but the xylophone starts to play you.

I wish i had a new DS o-o mine is really old.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 09, 2011, 01:45
^ Then we have a lot in common. My DS is super super really old and it went through a lot of trouble and it still lives. I also got Event Celebi on both Pearl and Soul Silver. Everyone got that event.

Granted but your old DS gets angry for abondoning it for a new one and kills you in your sleep. It also wrecks your new DS and rips all your money in half. Your old one was evil!!

I wish I had a new DS too... =[
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: RBAY Research Fund on March 09, 2011, 17:31
Me: No, you don't. I wish I could FLY!!!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 09, 2011, 17:36
^ do you not understand the concept of this game? You're supposed to CORRUPT our wishes. You're just commenting on them.

ANYWAYS, (this is also your EXAMPLE)

Granted, but you get chopped up by an airplane! :O

I wish my DS wasn't evil!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: RBAY Research Fund on March 09, 2011, 17:48
Me: Granted, but you fall off a cliff! >8D I wish I could be invisible.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 09, 2011, 17:53
Granted, but nobody ever sees you again. They can't hear you, see you, smell you, touch you, ect. Almost as if you don't exist~~ :O

I wish i had a magical talking unicorn named Steve. o-o
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on March 10, 2011, 09:15
Granted... but he can outcurse an entire platoon of horny US Marines.

I wish I was on a military base for the USMC right now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 10, 2011, 18:15
Granted but the base blows up and so do you as well as everyone else and that is all... =[

I wish the Fairly Oddparents would come and teach me true wishing skills.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 10, 2011, 20:12
Granted, but Poof pukes acid on you and you die.

I wish I had the power to paralyze people with a glare! ^.^
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 11, 2011, 01:37
Granted but you look in a mirror and paralyze yourself.

I wish for a tough electric type trainer to battle me (Me=Poison type trainer.)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 11, 2011, 01:52
Granted, but his Zapdos fries you with one Thunder O.o

I wish I didn't have to wait so long to send a Vulpix to Pokemon Black  :dry:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 11, 2011, 01:57
Granted but you lost your pokemon black once there was no more wait and got stuck with pokemon white but then you lost that too. And then you lost all your pokemon games and the tv broke so you can't watch anime and your computer died too so you can't even look up pokemon. And then all your pokemon cards burned and your pokemon-related items all disappeared and your memory was wiped of pokemon. =o

That's just horrible for us pokemon fans.

I wish I could fry the trainer's Zapdos and eat it for dinner. D=
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 11, 2011, 02:07
Granted but then Articuno and Moltres attack you for eating their friend (or rather numero dos of the trio)

I wish that I could kill Arcanine for trying to upstage me   >:D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 11, 2011, 02:12
Granted but when you attempt to, you can't do it because you are possessed by the cuteness of Arcanine's Growlithe cub.

I wish for a shiny Kadabra with the three/four/five/six/Seven/eight/nine punching moves (Shadow Punch, Thunderpunch, Ice Punch, Fire Punch, Sucker Punch, Focus Punch, Mega Punch, Drain Punch, Bullet Punch, etc.)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 11, 2011, 02:18
Granted, but then the shiny Kadabra kills your family with all of it's new punching moves

I wish for... a Lucario with red and black coloring (like shiny Charizard)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 11, 2011, 02:22
Granted but then the Lucario kills your family.

I wish I could cook a Magikarp with Flamethrower.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 11, 2011, 02:27
Granted, but then it evovles in your stomach, and now your gut is Gyarados-sized
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 11, 2011, 16:05
And then I start to get nauseous and barf out a Gyrados and then it collapses on you, simply because you didn't have a wish.

I wish I could cross the River Styx on a Gyrados.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on March 11, 2011, 19:15
Granted... but you accidentally start down the River Lethe straight after, Gyrados forgets who you are and kills you instantly.. enjoy Acheron.

I wish for a Criminal Minds NCIS crossover episode.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on March 11, 2011, 19:28
Granted, but Justin Bieber and his bad acting cameos in that episode.

I wish I had one of those fancy limited edition pokemon dsis
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 11, 2011, 22:31
Granted, but then when you try to play it, it turns out to be hacked, comes to life, and bites your hands off so that you can never play ds games ever again. (*shivers* that would be a nightmare...)

I wish that people wouldn't misspell my name (my name is Ninetalesgirl421, not Ninetailsgirl421!)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 12, 2011, 01:45
Granted but then it's opposite day and people misspell it on purpose.

I wish I could at least once breed a shiny pokemon egg.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 12, 2011, 02:14
Granted, but after the shiny hatches, your save file is corrupted!  :ohmy:

I wish i had a new xbox 360....
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 12, 2011, 02:29
Granted, but after the shiny hatches, your save file is corrupted!  :ohmy:

Psssh...that would never happen. Whenever I save, I save four times so each other file would cover up the one that got corrupted. :P

And granted, but you get in serious trouble with your dad so he thinks up a fair punishment and droppes your X-box 360 into the Hudson River, from a helicopter, and off the George Washington Bridge. And obviously the machine breaks when plunges in, and you go looking for it so you dive off the GW bridge, hoping to find it in the water somewhere, and die and drown. And then your dad is sad that you died so he jumpes of the GW, and then your mom jumps off for the same reason, and so on and on do your relatives and family for that same depressed reason.

^ ....No mercy corruption oh the cruelty =o

I wish for two sticks I could name Stickey and Stickay!

Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SilverFlame on March 12, 2011, 16:00
^ that would never happen either! My dad is cool, and would'nt punish me like that.He wants a new xbox 360 too, and he wouldn't throw money into a river. If he DID punish me, he'd just send me back to public school. And nobody would dive into a river if i died. I'm not THAT important, dear. XD ( whoa, long reasoning o:)

Granted,  but i sit on them and they go poof.

I wish i had a real pokemon o:


Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 12, 2011, 20:05
Granted, but then the Pokemon goes on a rampage and kills all other animals in existance.

I wish I had my own money tree  :yeswink:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 12, 2011, 23:49
^ that would never happen either! My dad is cool, and would'nt punish me like that.He wants a new xbox 360 too, and he wouldn't throw money into a river. If he DID punish me, he'd just send me back to public school. And nobody would dive into a river if i died. I'm not THAT important, dear. XD ( whoa, long reasoning o:)

Well, the topic does say make a wish and have it horribly corrupted. But sorry anyway.

Granted, but there was a fire in your house and your tree caught on fire and burned.

I wish I knew where to find the Lucky Egg in Soul Silver without having to catch a wild Chansey with a rare chance of holding the lucky egg.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 13, 2011, 00:24
Granted but then it turns out to be a bad egg and corrupts your save file. Terrible, isn't it?  >:D lol jk

I wish Gothita wasn't so hard to train!!!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on March 13, 2011, 01:23
granted, but it levels to level 100 after one battle and doesn't get any evs.

I wish I won those damn tickets to see Linkin Park at the iTunes festival.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on March 13, 2011, 15:00
You get the tickets, but they're for 2020 and the world is going to end next year apparently.

I wish my teddy bear was alive. (He's one of those Teddy Scares named Granger.)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 13, 2011, 20:03
I don't believe in 2012.

Granted but the fire that burned Ninetalesgirl421's money tree and house spread to your house and burned everything excluding the teddy bear. But then a half-burnt, weakened tree collapsed and landed on the teddy and then it caught on fire and burned. Now it is officially dead.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 13, 2011, 21:47
Then bad luck comes because you didn't make a wish, and the fire spreads and turns your room into an inferno.

I wish I could get a certain Vulpix hoodie I saw somewhere for free.  ;D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 14, 2011, 02:31
Granted but sadly I cannot corrupt your wish because the fire burned me dead and the point of this topic is to have wishes be corrupted, but this wish was not corrupted so that makes this the worst possible wish corruption in the whole universe.

Even if you could get the vulpix hoodie, it doesn't mean you would get the vulpix hoodie. =P

So the Vulpix hoodie burned and never existed ever again. >:D
jk no harshness really.

I wish for for for for for for for for for for...

Can you figure out what I wished for?

so these wish corruptions would end after this post and no one would ever crush people's hopes and dreams ever again! =0

Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: RBAY Research Fund on March 18, 2011, 15:14
???: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 18, 2011, 23:50
I crushed your hopes and dreams? Or was that too hard to corrupt? Heehee. =o

No wish. No point. No say.

I wish for a rare encounter with shiny Victini.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 19, 2011, 00:39
Granted but then you throw a Pokeball instead of an Ultra/Master Ball, and it runs away

I wish that I had an unlimited amount of Hp/PP ups. I just can't seem to find enough of them  :nowink:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 19, 2011, 03:26
Granted but the bottles of HP up and PP up are just HP and PP up bottles, that are empty with nothing in them. So now you are stuck with infinite empty bottles so you'd be buried under a mountain of them. You'll spend the rest of your life recycling.

I wish the next poster received a shiny Pachirisu with perfect IVs and moveset with an excellent item. This pokemon would be breeded and in a regular pokeball. I hope that its trainer would train and love it very well! And I also hope that the Pachirisu would not be hacked. Enjoy it. =]
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 19, 2011, 04:17
That was nice! But wait...

Do I have to corrupt this gift? *looks at topic title* I guess... srry for this...

Granted but then I send a hacked Pokemon back to you which corrupts your save file. (Well it does say to have your wish horribly corrupted)

I wish I wasn't so nice sometimes  :angel:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on March 19, 2011, 17:35
Granted, but you're now an extra staff member working in the fiction restraunt Lila's from the movie Latter Days. The good side, you get to be mean as much as you like.

the bad side... there are no straight men on the staff, or indeed in most of the city.


I wish for a warp to Themyscira
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on March 19, 2011, 17:37
Granted,but you must DIE.

*Beepbeepbeep*"WHAT THE-"*Explosion.*

Haha.

I wish I had every single beyblade.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on March 19, 2011, 19:08
Granted but then the beyblades' animal spirits or whatever maul you.

I wish there was an easier (and less tedious) way of training my team w/o Rare Candies.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on March 19, 2011, 19:59
Granted,but you never found it out.


Audino sneakey,huh?

I wish I had an oversized coffee mug
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 20, 2011, 02:32
Wish granted. Just kidding it's a SMALL-sized coffee mug.

I wish.... FOR THE NEXT PERSON WHO POSTS ON THIS THREAD TO MAKE A WISH.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on March 20, 2011, 13:33
Granted,but I make no wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on March 20, 2011, 16:23
Granted, but because you make no wish, Hicky gets mad and bans you from this topic.

I wish my wshes were impossible to corrupt.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on March 20, 2011, 17:40
Granted,but they were corrupted.

I wish I could get inside the Krusty Krab to get away from the Mad Snail Disease zombies(big meme oppertunity!)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EMPIRE on March 21, 2011, 11:30
granted! buuuut you die because you can't breath underwater.

i wish to be married to katy perry <3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 21, 2011, 21:35
Granted, but she divorces you the nest day and steals your house, your money and all of your possessions.
I wish for a new friend!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on March 21, 2011, 21:44
Granted. Your new friend is a pebble called Tarquin who mysteriously disappears on the eve of your first day out together. You never see Tarquin again.

I wish I had more hot chocolates.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 21, 2011, 21:45
Granted, but I stole them all and fed them to a cactus named Peru!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 21, 2011, 22:35
Since you had no wish, I kill all Jynx in the world. I also break your DS and destroy your games and wreck your house and destroy hacking devices if you have, etc. Cruel enough?

I wish for the next person to have a bad egg that could not be traded and would corrupt the next poster's save file.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on March 22, 2011, 07:47
Granted, but the corruption backfires and gives me a Meloetta with a perfect balance of Nature and EVs.

I wish for Disney to continue producing high level comedy like Im In The Band, and Pair Of Kinkgs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on March 22, 2011, 16:55
Granted, but the disney channel stops working in your end everyone you knows houses, so you cant watch it.

I wish this is the final post in the topic.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 22, 2011, 19:42
granted, but it's not.

I wish that all the things that unown addict did wasn't reversed!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on March 22, 2011, 20:36
Granted. They all turn towards you and tear every bit of flesh from your skeleton.

I wish that Michael Jackson wasn't dead.....
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on March 22, 2011, 20:40
Granted, but as soon as he returns from the dead, he suffocates inside his coffin.

I wish it was Friday.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 22, 2011, 20:56
granted, but it's the 13th and you die because you stand under a latter and an airplane crashes into you 5 seconds after you step away from the ladder!

I wish for a bag of sticks named sticky!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on March 22, 2011, 21:38
Granted, but then a hoard of farfech'd come along and steal it, then beat you to death with their amazing +atk stat.

I wish Rebecca Black never sang "Friday"
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on March 22, 2011, 21:39
Granted, but she decides to sing it tomorroww.

I wish I was millionaire.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 22, 2011, 22:04
Granted, but everyone becomes a billionare and you are then considered poor to them. Then your large mansion has a fire and all your money and belongings burn.

I wish for a chance to smack Team Plasma in the face.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 22, 2011, 22:21
granted, but when your chance comes, a wild Jynx distracts you with her luscious looks and when you look back, team plasma is gone!

I wish for a pony!...named sticky!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Penguin Vampire on March 23, 2011, 04:04
corrupted and granted instead you gain a stick called pony =P

I wish animals could talk
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 23, 2011, 22:33
granted, all animals can talk but they don't talk to you, near you, or people around you.

I wish for 5 sticks all named sticky and 2 yellow sticks named StIcKy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 24, 2011, 02:34
Granted but I steal them.

I wish for a wild Pansage encounter.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 24, 2011, 22:12
Granted, but when you throw a pokeball at it, the pokeball bounces off and the pansage runs.

I wish for an iceduck!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 25, 2011, 00:08
Granted but I kill it.

I wish for a wild Panpour encounter.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 25, 2011, 00:32
Granted, but when you find it, instead of using scald on your pokemon, it uses scald on you so you are now burned and have 6 hp left. I come in with my Jynx and use metronome. Turns out to be false swipe, you live with 1 hp left. Jynx then lays an egg. I throw the egg at you causing you to faint and causing the egg to immediately hatch. Smoochum pops out and taunts your pokemon so bad that they run away, but panpour stops them and kills it with crunch. Then I catch the panpour just so you can't have it.

I wish for a mystery egg.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on March 25, 2011, 18:23
Granted but it's a Bad Egg!

I wish for a Wunderwaffle DG-3.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 26, 2011, 01:16
Granted but I steal it and you never get it back. Hehehe...

I wish for the next poster to be deserving of the golden wish I shall cast upon them.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Infernalbird on March 26, 2011, 01:48
The next poster abuses the wish and destroys the universe with it. (YES!)

I wish for the ability to use FALCON PWANCH.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OpalRhea on March 26, 2011, 03:37
Granted but it only has 1 PP and does damage only when the opponent is at full health, and it only does 1 point damage.

I wish I could go to the KH universe. And NOT have this world destroyed by darkness...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on March 26, 2011, 23:07
Granted, but the worlds destroyed by light instead.

I wish that none of Backwashes posts could involve the words 'Jynx' or 'Smoochum.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 28, 2011, 01:39
Granted, but everyone else around you will say Jynx and Smoochum. Backsauce can't take it and is forced to join in so now he says 'jynx' or smoochum again and your head explodes. Your wish lasted 1 millisecond until the crisis happened.

I wish for shiny Gigalith.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sweet Silver Nightmare on March 28, 2011, 01:41
Shiny Gigalith crushes you, then explodes.

I wish for a diet soda.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 28, 2011, 01:52
Granted but the diet soda is poisoned.

I wish for the next poster to receive a lv.100 shiny perfect EVs Scolipede caught in a cherish ball, raised and bred with care and with legendary moves, will not be hacked, and impressing every other PKMN.Net member to their full liking, hatched in Victory Road, and with the ability pressure, and holding a very rare item, with the Owner's ID of GameStop and on pokemon soul silver. And if this pokemon is transferred to pokemon black or white, you will unlock any perfect EV pokemon of your choice. You may do whatever you like with it. Enjoy it well.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on March 29, 2011, 01:19
Granted, but it's level 99! :P Thanks for the Scoldipede!

I wish for some pasta
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: 砂漠の我愛羅 on March 29, 2011, 14:30
Granted, but your pasta was expired a year ago. :S
I wish to be out of my closet :D
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 29, 2011, 19:49
Granted, but it's level 99! :P Thanks for the Scoldipede!

I said it would be lv.100. =P

Granted, but a swarm of sweaters and jackets drag you back in.

I wish for a lv.100 Swanna, hacked or not.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on March 29, 2011, 21:00
Granted, but its hacked, and deletes your save file.


I wish that it is June, and I have already passed all my final exams.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EMPIRE on March 29, 2011, 22:37
granted but they lose your papers and with no proof you took them, you have to retake them and their harder!

i wish for a date with katy perry where nothing can go wrong.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on March 30, 2011, 15:21
Granted, but the next day, you get in a fight with her, resulting in her killing you.

I wish I didnt have a chemistry exam tomorrow.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 30, 2011, 15:25
Granted, but you're loaded with a million other difficult exams for the rest of your life instead.

I wish for a Jirachi to wish me a chocolate bar to wish me a nut-flavored one to wish me have it in my stomach to wish me a Vanillite to be thrown up to wish me a chance to eat it again to wish me a purrrrrrrrrrloin to wish me a confusing wish to wish me a long wish to wish me a solosis to wish me synthesiis sprinkles to wish me a...etc.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on March 30, 2011, 16:34
Granted, but the Jirachi gets tired, and when he falls asleep, all your wishes are reversed.

I wish for all the pokemon movies to be released in the UK.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter on March 30, 2011, 16:52
Granted,But they don't work on your DVD player!

I wish i was good at breeding egg moves and stuff.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on March 30, 2011, 21:47
Granted but the egg moves kill you and I inherit your former skill.

I wish I had two Unfezants, one male and one female.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Infernalbird on March 31, 2011, 01:19
Granted, but one of them was a Bidoof in disguise, and the other a Magicarp, they breed and create a freak of nature so r****ded the universe implodes on them. Nice job.

I wish to be god.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Penguin Vampire on March 31, 2011, 03:06
Granted, Like Kira you find a Deathnote, but you accidentally write your name in it

I wish that cows gained the ability to talk
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on March 31, 2011, 16:23
Granted, but because the cows can talk, they manage to take over the world, and destroy everyone.

I wish that this topic would end.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on March 31, 2011, 16:53
Granted... But it only ends on the day I marry Katie Price.

I wish I hadn't just made myself so violently sick at that thought.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on March 31, 2011, 21:41
Granted but you were only slightly less sick at the thought.

I wish for more info on the pokemon 3ds and wii games.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Infernalbird on March 31, 2011, 22:35
Granted, but its a side game that no one likes.

I wish for a chicken.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on April 01, 2011, 12:51
Granted but the chicken is made of glass and is a glass scultpture that is so delicate, that it breaks without contact.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on April 03, 2011, 02:02
Granted, You get nothing for all occasions in which there is cake or presents.

I wish for a rod that I can name Sticky
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on April 03, 2011, 03:35
After you name it, I come over and snap it in two.

I wish for a wild Pansage and Panpour encounter.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on April 03, 2011, 07:14
Granted, but they both eat each other.

I wish I could be in AP World History next year.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on April 03, 2011, 14:53
Granted,but I made a mistake and made it one eternity.
I wish I had a Magikarp.I don't mind if he evolves.He can't harm me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on April 04, 2011, 02:15
Granted but I chop it up into pieces, sizzle it on a grill, with a side of Whirlipede rings, and eat it. Mmmm...yummy.

I wish I didn't have to pretend it being yummy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on April 04, 2011, 21:44
Granted, you don't pretend that it's yummy, you pretend that it's delicious when it's actually disgusting, the worst thing you ever tasted in your life. Eating it causes you to throw up constantly and have uncontrollable diarrhea.

I wish for sticky to come back to life. 1 sticky is enough, I can't handle 2x the fun, too overwhelming.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on April 05, 2011, 00:13
Granted but I snap it again and that was its last life.

I wish for a lv.100 shiny Kyurem encounter.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Infernalbird on April 05, 2011, 02:59
Granted, but you don't have any pokemon or pokeballs and it invites you to a barbecue, you have the most epic lunch ever and a nuke hits you. You both die :'(

RIP. Unknown addict
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on April 05, 2011, 20:42
Granted, but you can never make a decent wish ever again.

I wish for Sticky to come back to life and to have immortality.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on April 05, 2011, 20:57
Granted, but their is an apocalypse, and Sticky is doomed to a life without anyone else.

I wish for lots of money.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 05, 2011, 23:45
Granted, in Monopoly Money.

I wish I could have Keldeo.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on April 06, 2011, 02:49
Granted but I destroy it.

I wish for Papaya Juice.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Penguin Vampire on April 07, 2011, 16:29
granted, however its full of mold

i wish for super powers
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 07, 2011, 19:35
Granted, but it causes a rip in the fabric of time-space continuum and destroys you and everything that ever did belong to you.


I wish for a shiny Ditto.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 07, 2011, 19:41
Granted, but it contains a trojan code that infects the Pokemon you use it to hatch... When you try to trade them the Trojan eliminates the Internet.

I wish for Eurovision entry Blue to be in my room wearing the outfits from their recent Attitude photoshoot
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Penguin Vampire on April 08, 2011, 19:58
granted, but their dead and covered in blood with deep machete inflicted wounds, and your holding a blood soaked machete, and the police are knocking on your door demanding you give yourself up,  Good luck =P

I wish that animals became pokemon's ;D


Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 08, 2011, 20:07
Granted, but I don't think you'll like the squadron of Hydreigons divebombing you.

I wish I had a money gun.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shaymin on April 08, 2011, 20:11
Granted, but it's old money, rendering it obsolete and useless

I wish VALVe would finish Meet the Medic already
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 08, 2011, 22:46
Granted but the start another series of similar type of videos or whatever that is.

I wish for 2 bidoofs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 08, 2011, 23:03
Granted, but one evolves. No devolving.
I want one Krabby Patty and one room, with cheese. Oh, and can I have cheese on the Krabby Patty too?
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 09, 2011, 01:46
Granted, but the Krabby Patty was under the stove for a really long time and the room is Chris Griffin's closet.

I wish for more wishes.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Infernalbird on April 09, 2011, 19:17
Granted, but they are all corrupted.

I wish I was a Rufflet. :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 09, 2011, 19:22
Granted... POkeball go!. You will make an excellent gift for my bratty nephew.

I wish for a never shattering glass Masterball.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 09, 2011, 19:41
Granted. Keep in mind it's glass, meaning it's a replica and therefore useless.
I wish for rainbows.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 09, 2011, 21:38
Granted... but the Djinn is herbally indulgant, so all you get are multiple copies of THAT episode of the TV show Rainbow.

I wish for a Glee storyline that doesn't continually praise that stunted Furby Rachel Berry
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 10, 2011, 18:10
Granted, but Glee ends after a day.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on April 10, 2011, 18:21
Granted. Someone opens the Ark of the Covenant at your family reunion.....

I wish I had some bread.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: THE ARBITER on April 10, 2011, 18:54
granted but it uses a mind control technique on you

i wish for a neon cockateal
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 10, 2011, 19:12
Granted, but you only find out you're epileptict AFTER the seizure.

I wish for a scouter I can crush.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 10, 2011, 20:48
Granted, but it throws you in a lake with sharks in it.

I wish I was a Master Ball.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter on April 10, 2011, 21:36
Granted, but you get tossed out of a bag and used on a Magikarp.

I wish i lived in America.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 10, 2011, 23:27
Granted, but there are cats there. (An American Tail reference)


I wish I can find someone to trade with on GTS Negotiations.
(Seriously, there's nobody there)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 10, 2011, 23:30
Granted, but they disconnect the instant they connect.
I wish I was steamed, and served with a side of melted butter.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on April 10, 2011, 23:34
Granted, but your eaten. (And yes, I did get the spongebob reference.)

I wish that the world won't end in 2012.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 10, 2011, 23:50
Granted, but it ends December, 21, 2011 now!

I wish for a Genesect to destroy my computer.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 10, 2011, 23:54
Granted, but a piece of the screen flies out and hits you in the eye. You are now partially blind.
I wish for some sort of cheese flavoured strawberry on wheels to roll around outside my house yelling about fruitcakes.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on April 10, 2011, 23:57
Granted, but one of your neighbours gets scared, so shoots it, then eats it.

I wish for a Celebi so I can go back in time and make as many wishes as I want.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 10, 2011, 23:59
Granted, but that causes a paradox and a rip in the time-space continuum thingy.\



I wish for a 3DS and an iPad 2
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 11, 2011, 00:02
Granted, but they're both from that dodgy cockney man down the street. 'Nuff said.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 11, 2011, 00:03
Granted, but there is a layer of skin on them with big yellow mushrooms on it.




I wish I could live on Faraway Isle.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on April 11, 2011, 02:04
Granted, but tis too far away to get there so you spend the rest of your life traveling.

I wish the world would end already.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 11, 2011, 02:10
Granted but Cyrus creates a new one. :P

I wish I could have a Hover Board.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 11, 2011, 02:13
Granted, but it malfunctions. Over a huge spike and broken glass open-top storage area.
I wish for UNLIMITED, POWER!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 11, 2011, 02:15
GRANTED! TO POWER CHUCK NORRIS'S ROUNDHOUSE KICK MWAHAHAHAHA! U DIED!

^Lol.



I believe I can fly.
I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on April 11, 2011, 02:35
Granted, but you can only fly in the form of a short jump.

I wish to have an ice lolly c:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Infernalbird on April 11, 2011, 06:09
Granted, but a Spheal om nom noms it..
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtwB4YbYzd_7wVd09UbuKN7BYZVG0myZ1gxCMgDPChHLJMzyPe)

I wish for a rubber duckie :U
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Bats on April 11, 2011, 06:32
Granted, but it will be the furby of rubber duckies and be possessed.

I wish for a Haunter :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on April 11, 2011, 23:47
Granted. It eats your soul and takes over your body.

I wish I had a Daft Punk helmet!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 11, 2011, 23:52
Granted, but you only realise it's several sizes too small AFTER it's jammed on your head and you start suffocating.
I wish I wasn't so bad at jokes.
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Post by: yk on April 12, 2011, 04:14
You aren't Lol.

Granted, but you can't take things seriously anymore.

Example: Your fish dying.


I wish this post would be answed by OranBerrySanvich.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 12, 2011, 10:24
Granted, but it's actually someone hacking my account.
I wish for a severed monkey's hand that gives me a number of corrupt wishes depending on how many fingers are being held up. Just like in that book.
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Post by: Infernalbird on April 12, 2011, 19:06
Granted, but you find out its a Lizard hand that got stuck in the drain in your mom's bathroom.

I wish I was 8-bit.
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Post by: lugia95 on April 12, 2011, 21:00
Granted, but your 8 bit Mario, with no lives left, and a Gommba kills you before you could get a 1-up.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 12, 2011, 21:02
Aren't you supposed to make a wish?
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on April 12, 2011, 21:05
Oops, sorry.

I wish I was the best person in the world at video game.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 12, 2011, 21:09
Granted. But, you get so many friend requests, that your game constantly crashes.
I wish for a working toilet instead of a hole in he ground.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on April 13, 2011, 00:30
Granted, but the smell of a Garbodor suddenly becomes familiar to you.

Currently wishing for a tuna sandwich c:
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Post by: Galindafied~ :) on April 13, 2011, 03:42
I wish for 10 GIANT BURRITO'S!!!!!  O0
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Post by: Infernalbird on April 13, 2011, 05:57

Currently wishing for a tuna sandwich c:

Granted but its rotten and covered in radioactive sludge. Nice sandwich :U Still better then any school lunch on the planet.

I wish for 10 GIANT BURRITO'S!!!!!  O0

Granted, but they are also radioactive. Much like the above.

I wish I was able to destroy the world :(

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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 15, 2011, 00:21
Granted, but you're still in the world when you go insane and destroy it.

I wish I was only 4 kinds of insane instead of 12...
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Post by: Sizacu on April 15, 2011, 11:54
Granted, but your other insanes turn into monsters. And eat you whole. c:

I wish for some popcorn c:
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Post by: Darkwing on April 15, 2011, 17:09
Granted... but it's been flavored using powdered Scotch Bonnet Peppers.

I wish... for an autographed copy of Tao Che Tu
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Post by: Bats on April 15, 2011, 19:03
Granted! But if you look at it then it will burst into flames.

I wish I wouldn't get any older D;
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 15, 2011, 19:10
Granted, but have you ever heard of Benjamin Button? If you haven't, he's a guy in a film that ages backwards.
I wish for corn. Lot's of hot, buttered corn.
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Post by: Darkwing on April 15, 2011, 20:17
One large serving of buttered corn with Jalapenos and Scotch Bonnets coming up.

I wish I was going to see Thor tonight.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Charlie The Umbreon on April 15, 2011, 20:21
Granted, but you see 'thorn' instead.
THORNS IN THE FACE OMG. ;o;


I wish I could marry Shawn Milke from Alesana and be happy forever and ever.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 15, 2011, 20:29
Granted, but have you noticed that gas leak in the corner? Don't stop sniffing.

I wish for lamp oil, rope and bombs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Charlie The Umbreon on April 15, 2011, 21:13
Granted, but you blow yourself up.


I wish to marry Dennis Lee from Alesana. xD
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Post by: Shaymin on April 15, 2011, 21:40
Granted, but Shawn isn't happy about it. The band breaks up ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.

I wish my friend would come back online D|
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Post by: Charlie The Umbreon on April 15, 2011, 21:41
;o;

Granted, but your friend now hates you and wants to kill you.


I wish... I WISH THAT ME AND SHAWN MILKE AND DENNIS LEE FROM ALESANA WERE ALL MARRIED.

oh yeah 8D
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Post by: Darkwing on April 15, 2011, 22:13
Granted... but you end up insane due to Yaoi fangirl overdose.

I wish that Animorphs was still running.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 15, 2011, 22:18
Granted, but the new producers turn it into complete and utter tripe.
I wish I had octorocks for dinner.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yk on April 17, 2011, 22:48
Granted but you become blind forever.

I wish for a TV.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 17, 2011, 23:08
Granted, but all that's showing on it is a Home Movie of Jeremy Clarkson and Anne Widdecombe.

I wish for Chad White to appear in my living room dressed as a Gladiator.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 17, 2011, 23:21
Granted, but they also brought a trident prop with them. Which they accidentally manage to jam in your throat. Roman gladiators used tridents, they did.

I wish for lotsa spaghetti on my toast.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 18, 2011, 00:07
Granted, but the spaghetti was actually transported to another person who wanted spaghetti.

I wish I had more friends.
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Post by: Bats on April 18, 2011, 05:49
Granted! But when the zombie apocalypse comes they eat you :(

I wish that I was in the Grid.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on April 24, 2011, 14:55
Granted but you die and you're no longer in the Grid.

I wish for a Poke Ball with a male Vulpix inside.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 24, 2011, 14:57
Granted, but it was a female eevee dressed as vulpix.

I wish for an evil picture!
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on April 24, 2011, 16:58
Granted,but I came out of it and went
"Silence...




I KEEL YOU!"
I wish for an expansion to the Distortion World.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 24, 2011, 17:01
Granted but, when you start flying through it, it collapses and your not allowed a refund.

I wish for power!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter on April 24, 2011, 17:29
Granted, but it dissipates into thin air...

I wish for a 3DS...
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 24, 2011, 18:36
Granted, but it's from that dodgy Cockney guy down the pub. 'Nuff said.

I wish that woman would get in the kitchen and make me mah sammiches already.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 24, 2011, 18:41
Granted, but it's a man.

I wish for the SHINY!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 24, 2011, 20:11
Granted.. but to get it you have to be banished and forced to live in a preschool kids show for the rest of eternity.

I wsh for a team of friends all of whom are only too willing to play certain interesting intimate games.
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Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on April 25, 2011, 06:34
Granted, but they're all hideously ugly and deformed.

I wish everyone would just be nicer to each other.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on April 25, 2011, 07:02
Granted but they're all so nauseatingly polite and Brady Bunch that you want to stab your eyeballs out with forks

also people like me get seriously depressed cos we can't be misanthropic any more

I wish for a fishy on a little dishy when the boat comes in
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 25, 2011, 07:33
Granted... but you end up in a Housing Insurance themed Go Compare ad campaign.

I wish for the Eclipso diamond.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on April 25, 2011, 18:53
Granted,but I ate it during my last hours of being a Giratina.

I wish to know where the name-change forum is.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 25, 2011, 19:54
Granted, but I really don't know where it is.

I wish I had something evil to do.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 25, 2011, 20:50
Granted. It then backfires in a horribly cliche way.

I want a sandwich bazooka so I don't have to stop nomming.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 25, 2011, 21:30
Granted.. sadly the law of Thermodynamics gets a little skewed, and you end up getting hit by sandwich shaped Fireballs and an Eclipso Giratina.

I wish for the next poster to recieve a Galatea clone of Supergirl.
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Post by: MOP on April 27, 2011, 00:29
Granted but she has toxic chest hairs.

I wish the student loans company would provide an alternative means to pay them back. Like being a hit man or something. P:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ryan - The Pokeio on April 27, 2011, 01:46
Granted. The hit-man comes and kills you in your sleep.

I wish that Pokemon was real!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on April 27, 2011, 02:03
Granted, but a Haunter caused you nightmares every night of your life.

I wish I could catch Zekrom.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: SomeoneStoleMyUsername! on April 27, 2011, 07:20
Granted, but then Reshiram comes and kills your whole team.

I wish my music could be played a bit louder.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 27, 2011, 18:35
Granted, but you still can't hear it.

I wish I could jump off a cliff and fly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 27, 2011, 18:42
Granted.
Oh, you wanted to jump off a cliff and fly,not jump off a cliff and A fly... Bit late to tell me now you're dead.

I wish to be harder better, faster and stronger.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 27, 2011, 18:45
Granted, but it's just my spirit inhabiting yours so you can build me another body.

I wish I was back in my own body.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on April 27, 2011, 18:54
Granted, but I had thrown your body into a volcano, so when you go back into it, you fall into lava.

I wish for super-powers.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on April 27, 2011, 20:48
Granted,but you already had them.So I took them off.

I wish for the next poster to get a Dream World Poliwag with Flawless IV's and a hidden Super Luck,so it has 2 abilitys. :)
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 27, 2011, 20:55
Granted but you accidentally lose connection to the dream world in the process of choosing it.

I wish anyone who had a bad wish would have their proper wish come true(how unlike me).
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on April 27, 2011, 21:12
Granted, but some of the wishes contradict each other, creating a paradox which destroys the world.

I wish I knew who the name-rater is.
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Post by: spritey on April 27, 2011, 23:42
Granted but then you die.

((I was going to wish the same lol.))

I wish for a new DS Game.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on April 27, 2011, 23:44
Granted.. but The Evil Ranger lived up to his name, and swapped your DS with a PSP.

I wish for the OP to have their wish granted without a negative consequence for them.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on April 30, 2011, 01:36
Granted, but they already suffered wish corruption before since their wishes were spoiled and forgotten long before you wished that.

I wish I had Pokemon White.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on April 30, 2011, 09:25
Granted but it was Pokemon Black.

I wish for a whole new (evil) world.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on April 30, 2011, 15:54
Granted but its an old evil world       I wish my phone wasn't so slow
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on April 30, 2011, 18:11
Granted...but I crushed it with my PSYCHIC POWERS!

I wish I had a derp
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 30, 2011, 18:16
Granted, but I herp it to a herpaderp.
I wish I could shoot the moon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on April 30, 2011, 18:27
Granted, but Uranus, Neptune, Jupiter, Saturn, and the entire solar system gets mad at you and sucks you into a black hole.

I wish for Pokemon Black.
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Post by: yk on May 01, 2011, 04:39
Granted, but its the ghost one. (Google it)


I wish for 1012489120471298740957398 Master Balls.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 01, 2011, 04:42
Granted but all the Master Balls join together into one giant Master Ball that catches the planet in one big Master Ball. Then everyone suffocates inside, starting with you. =P

I wish for the future Pokemon Gray.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 01, 2011, 12:33
Granted, but it was just pokemon black and white cut down the middle and put together.

I wish a new evil TV show would come on.
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Post by: Ryan - The Pokeio on May 01, 2011, 16:13
Granted, but the TV show recruits you and they try to burn you on the cross.

I wish that the next Pokemon game is a remake of Emerald.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 01, 2011, 17:51
Granted but you can't get it.

(I don't want a remake for that game, though.) =0

I wish any pokemon can disguise themselves as other pokemon outside of battle, so I can trade a Patrat for something I want and tell them that the Patrat is a Metagross in disguise. (which it is not.) >:D
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 01, 2011, 18:07
Granted, but people set it on fire to check if it really is a Metagross.
(Search "Meet the Spychecker" on YouTube for added lulz)

I wish for cake. Ice cream cake.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 01, 2011, 18:10
Granted but it melts and I eat the little chips.

I wish for the next person to corrupt this wish and make a wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 01, 2011, 18:49
Granted, but your wish actually comes true properly.

I wish more moves had explosions in them.
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Post by: Kona on May 01, 2011, 19:39
Every move has an explosion in it.

I wish I had an Unusual Brainslug hat with Burning Flames on Team Fortress 2
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 01, 2011, 19:47
Granted, but the hat turns out to actually be a SPAH.

I wish for a working, not very smelly toilet in my room so I don't have to get up and walk so much.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 01, 2011, 20:16
Granted, but for that to happan, your room has to be expanded so the walk is longer.

I wish I wouldn't talk about evil so much.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 01, 2011, 20:44
O.K, unfortuantly, Its only the word evil you dont talk about.

I wish for whatever the next poster gives me!
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 02, 2011, 03:54
Granted. No soup for you!

I wish that Elysium wasn't so long....
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 02, 2011, 13:54
Granted.I made it even longer.

I wish I could do what I was going to do when I was young...

FLASHBACK TIAM!
Quote
I'm going to blast half of the moon!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 02, 2011, 14:58
Granted but you blast 3 quarters instead    I wish I was at the beach
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 02, 2011, 16:40
granted, but the water isn't water, Its lava. And those are spycrabs (everyones making tf2 refrences, so I'm joining in! my steam name is millzyy154 if anyone else plays)
I wish to dance if I wasnt to, to leave my freinds behind, cos my freinds dont dance and if they dont dance, well there no freind of mine *bursts out dancing*
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 02, 2011, 17:10
So you want to dance? Granted but dancing is forbidden anyway.

I wish that something got frozen.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 02, 2011, 17:22
Granted. It's you.
*Cue "I was frozen today" sound clip.

Give me a blue, with extra red. And a dash of green, if you please.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 02, 2011, 18:48
^ Oh, my, GOD! You watch the nostalgia critic, as well as play TF2 and pokemon. Dear god. Y-Your like me! Nearly exactly! I dont want too corrupt your wish anymore! But I have to.
granted. But the Blue & green is frozen grass, becouse everything is frozen now. And the red? You were so depressed... work the rest of it out.
I wish I had SKILLZ (with a Z)
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 02, 2011, 18:50
Granted but you have SKILLS with an 's'   I wish I didnt have school tomorow
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 02, 2011, 19:06
Granted, so you had it today in the past.

I wish explode was spelled explooode! with the ooooode.
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Post by: Kona on May 02, 2011, 20:01
It gets changed to Explooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooode.

I wish I had a pet cow.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 02, 2011, 20:09
Granted but its a pig...     wish I wasnt so hungry
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Post by: ~Evanscence~ on May 03, 2011, 02:53
Granted, but when you are hungry, you crave all the foods you hate.

I wish my homework could just complete itself.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 03, 2011, 03:02
GRanted, but it explodes afterwards.

I wish I had a 3DS and the new LoZ game to go with it...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 03, 2011, 06:08
Granted but you dont get a game...    I wish I wasnt up so early
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 03, 2011, 19:12
Granted so you woke up earlier.

I wish it would rain food.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on May 03, 2011, 21:04
granted, it rained 92 miles away from you and it lasted for about .02648 seconds. Also the only food that came down from the sky was a molecule of Broccoli.

I wish for DW to be open right now.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 05, 2011, 03:18
Granted but you don't get it.

I wish for perfect fruits.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 05, 2011, 03:20
Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish French was easier to learn.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lk_01112 on May 05, 2011, 03:50
Granted but now you can only understand French.

I wish I won the lottery
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 05, 2011, 06:13
Granted but so did 8.5 billion people so you only won about a fiver...   I wish I could go o australia for a holiday
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Post by: Phyrior on May 05, 2011, 13:12
Granted, but you die a horrible, horrible death by wombat.

I wish I could get a tour of Game Freak Studios.
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Post by: Spriter on May 05, 2011, 16:48
Granted, Happens in your dreams, though.


I wish Jerks weren't Jerks.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 05, 2011, 16:50
Granted so they become extreme jerks instead of jerks.

I wish that Sunny Day was a real life move.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter on May 05, 2011, 16:56
Granted, but it causes a Drought when used.(There's plenty of sunny weather in the UK at the moment anyway.You must live in America or something.

I wish i was an American Government-Hired Assassin.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 05, 2011, 17:01
(No, I just like the idea of a sunny day whenever I want.)

Granted, but you were killed on your first mission.

I wish that there was game called "Evil Adventures of the Awesome Evil Guys."
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 05, 2011, 17:26
Granted, But it gets panned as the 'Worst Game since E.T. on the Atari 2600.

I wish it was easier to breed 'Gender Unknown' pokémon..
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Post by: Laprabi on May 05, 2011, 18:19
Granted, but they have no attacks. AT ALL. And they are always bad natures.

I wish hot naked lesbians would fall from the sky.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 05, 2011, 18:22
Granted, but you're locked in a small, dark room. Meaning you can't see them. Or hear them. Or anything else them.

I wish for soup made from cornish game hen.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 05, 2011, 20:46
Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish Wigglytuff was cuter ^^
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 05, 2011, 21:02
Granted but it eats you if you think its cute!       I wish I didnt have writers block...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 05, 2011, 21:09
Congratulations! Your Writer's Block has evolved into Writer's Cube!

I wish I couldn't make such lame jokes...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 05, 2011, 21:18
Granted. Now I make them, AND ANNOY YOU.
I wish I had more time to finish that damn science homework.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on May 05, 2011, 21:23
Granted, I give you 0,5 seconds extra...awww times up.

I wish for christmas
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Post by: yk on May 05, 2011, 21:24
Granted but Santa gives you coal.

I wish I had a heart.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Backsauce on May 05, 2011, 21:26
granted, i stab it

I wish for santa's lap
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 06, 2011, 19:23
Granted. He gave you a slap.

I wish that more interesting books were around.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lk_01112 on May 07, 2011, 14:28
Granted but the books are in a language you cannot understand.

I wish I had a pet canary.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ~Evanscence~ on May 07, 2011, 15:08
Granted, but it gets eaten by a cat as soon as you turn your back.

I wish I could run faster.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: uConVergEu on May 07, 2011, 15:23
Granted. You run into buildings since you can only run and not walk.

I wish I could break a monster sized pen in half.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 07, 2011, 15:38
Granted, but the giant monster that was using it to doodle floods your hometown with its tears, and then goes on a world-wide rampage.

Nice job breaking it, Hero...


I wish I had better retorts...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter on May 07, 2011, 17:22
Granted, the retorts are even better but cause a Black Hole that swallows the World.


I wish for a Giant Aero.
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Post by: Sizacu on May 07, 2011, 17:41
Granted, an aeroplane will land outside your house at any moment now ^^

Wishing for some warm soup that hasn't been used to give a poor frog a temporary home c:
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 07, 2011, 17:43
Granted.It was used to give a tadpole a temporary home.

I wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish for pasta.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 07, 2011, 18:10
Granted, but the old wish granter got confused and quitted. His replacement decided to mess with you and burn the pasta in front of you.

I wish for the burnt pasta.
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Post by: Phyrior on May 07, 2011, 18:23
Granted, but the waiter took so long that fifteen generations of you family die off before the last of your line is served a plate of dust on his deathbed.

... Wow... I wish I wasn't such a grim person...
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Post by: yk on May 07, 2011, 22:53
Granted, but you're the waiter.

I wish I had a V8.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 08, 2011, 01:33
Granted but its U7.

I wish for a game.
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Post by: yk on May 09, 2011, 02:14
Granted, but you lost it.

I wish for Nyan Cat.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 09, 2011, 16:47
Granted but I brainwashed it to be evil nyan cat.

I wish for music.
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Post by: spritey on May 10, 2011, 00:45
Granted, but it is so bad that your ear drums explode. D=

I wish for a perfect EV lv. 100 shiny event Jirachi that no one else had and it would be holding a Master Ball.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 10, 2011, 00:46
Granted, but it's hacked. Dr. HAX proceeds to yell HAAAAAAX and throw a computer monitor at your head.

I wish I had Gmod.
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Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 03:25
Granted but I stole your Gmod and ate your SitrusBerrySandvich.

I wish for an Octillery that could learn any moves that I make up in the "Make your own move!" topic.
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Post by: Phyrior on May 15, 2011, 04:13
Granted, but it has both Truant and Slow Start for its Ability, and Has a Max HP of 1.

I wish Moxie didn't exist as an ability.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 15, 2011, 04:23
Granted, but now every pokemon that has it goes extinct. Nice job.

I wish I was older.
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Post by: lk_01112 on May 15, 2011, 08:43
Granted but you are now as old as your grandparents and everybody treats you as an old man.

I wish I had control over time.
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Post by: Phyrior on May 15, 2011, 09:59
Granted, but everyone you've ever known is dead, and all you can do is go back in time and watch, never interfere...

I wish I wasn't as cold-sounding with these backfires...
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 15, 2011, 11:22
Granted, so instead you burn any wish that comes your way.

I wish pokemon faint slower.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 15, 2011, 13:45
granted. But it takes the rest of your life, and you cant do anything else but watch it.

I wish for-
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 15, 2011, 13:57
Granted. Here's your -

I wish I understood what some of these wishes meant.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 15, 2011, 15:25
Granted. All of the wishes anyone has ever received, you also receive. That's the best way to understand them! ^_^
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Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 16:16
For not having a wish Jirachi puts a curse on you.

I wish for a giant pokeball that would not crush me or imprison me inside.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 15, 2011, 16:20
Granted. It shatters, and the glass pierces every part of you.

I wish I could find my Cyndaquil plushie D:
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Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 16:32
Granted, but when you found it it had loose threads and there was stuffing popping out.

I wish I could find my Pikachu plushie.
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Post by: lugia95 on May 15, 2011, 16:34
Granted, but its on a really high shelf where no-one you know can reach.

I wish I was the last poster on this topic.
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Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 16:43
Granted but then Mushroom, the last post on the page king, gets mad and posts after a while to break it up.

I wish for flaming swords.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 15, 2011, 17:05
Granted but since their flaming, you can't hold them. At all.

I wish a giant energy beam would come down and hit me in the head.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 15, 2011, 17:07
Granted. It doesn't kill you, it just fuses your head into the floor, making you immortal but you always have that constant feeling that something is stuck to your head. Oh yeah.

I wish I had another Sweet Onion hamburger to eat!
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 15, 2011, 17:10
Granted, but your hamburger lacked ham. And sweet onions.

I wish curse had its ??? type again.
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Post by: lugia95 on May 15, 2011, 17:12
Granted, but it isnt changed till gen 10.

I wish the topic would end today.
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Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 17:15
Granted, but you only think it ended today because you died today.

I wish for strong pokemon.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 15, 2011, 17:17
Granted. So strong in fact, they decide to rebel and kick your head in.

I wish I didn't look so unsure to you.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 15, 2011, 17:21
Granted.Now you ARE unsure. About everything.

I wish I could be a woman for a day!
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 15, 2011, 17:33
Granted but you look exactly like your male self so its like nothing changed.

I wish donuts would rain on my head and my mouth was wide enough to eat them all at once.
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Post by: lugia95 on May 15, 2011, 17:36
Granted, but their poisoned doughnuts, so you die.

I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 17:48
Granted, but while the plate is in your hands, I turn it over and it splatters in your face.

I wish for pies to throw at the person below.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 15, 2011, 17:52
Granted, but since this person below makes the wishes happan, they just happened to accidently throw them back up.

I wish someone would post after this.
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Post by: lugia95 on May 15, 2011, 17:53
Granted, but the 'person' is a Lugia.

I wish for a shiny Metagross.
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Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 17:54
Granted but coal miners go crazy for it and chip it away with pick axes.

I wish for Team Plasma to return so I can battle them again.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 15, 2011, 17:58
Granted but they are chased out by Alder.

I wish I could never get hurt again.
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Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 18:00
Granted but your loved ones get hurt and you live a life of misery from then on.

I wish for a shiny Unown that is not hacked.
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Post by: lugia95 on May 15, 2011, 19:30
Granted, but your friend steals your game, and trades it over the GTS for a Magikarp.

I wish for an iPhone.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 15, 2011, 19:49
Granted but the only one we have has been smashed and beaten repeatedly.

I wish for a shiny Victini that's not hacked or evantually put on GTS.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on May 15, 2011, 19:53
Granted, but your game corrupts, and you lose it.

I wish for every other wish to be uncorruptable.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 15, 2011, 19:57
Granted, but every other pokemon you own is hacked. You get a bad egg. Your game freezes. Victini dies.

I wish for chocolate. Without nuts.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 15, 2011, 20:00
Granted, but your game corrupts, and you lose it.

I wish for every other wish to be uncorruptable.

Granted, but then your wish has to be corrupted so, no, they're still corrupted.

Granted, but every other pokemon you own is hacked. You get a bad egg. Your game freezes. Victini dies.

I wish for chocolate. Without nuts.

Granted but some random dude eats right before you put it in your mouth.

(Wow. Poor Victini) I wish for Nintendo 3DSi XL.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 15, 2011, 21:19
Granted. I hope you enjoy being 100 years in the future where nobody remembers you!

I wish I had a bottomless jug of apple juice.
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Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 21:31
Granted but you drown in it.

I wish I had a giant straw.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 15, 2011, 21:52
Granted but its a normal sized straw, your just really tiny       I wish I had a massive bar of chocolate...
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Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 21:58
Granted but its so huge and tall that it's so close to the sun and it melts, flooding your entire town in chocolate.

I wish for the Name Rater to hurry up and rate my nicknames.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 15, 2011, 22:05
Granted but its so huge and tall that it's so close to the sun and it melts, flooding your entire town in chocolate.

I wish for the Name Rater to hurry up and rate my nicknames.

Technically, wouldn't it cover the planet? Because the chocolate itself would be much bigger than the planet.
Oh yeah, granted, but he still doesn't like them.

I wish my ribs didn't hurt!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 22:20
^ Yes. It would. ;)

Granted. Because now you don't have any ribs.

 I wish for the person below to not reply to this wish
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Post by: Phyrior on May 15, 2011, 22:24
I wish the guy above had made a wish, instead of me making this copout post...
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Post by: spritey on May 15, 2011, 22:37
Granted but the wish came true (literally.)

I wish for the person below to not corrupt this wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 15, 2011, 22:53
Granted. But your wish must be corrupted, so we boil you in oil.

I wish I could eat iron without any repercussions.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 16, 2011, 00:01
Granted but all the Arons get hungry because you ate their iron and they maul you to death and burp out your bones out of hunger.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish but not horribly corrupt it. XD
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 16, 2011, 00:06
Granted. I only punch you in the face half as hard because I have an irrational hatred for people sticking XD at the end of their posts.

I wish I was allowed to punch Unown Addict harder.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 16, 2011, 00:11
((Couldn't I eat the aron too?))
Granted, but you shatter every bone in your arm in doing so.

I wish I could eat iron and the aron and their family loved me.
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Post by: spritey on May 16, 2011, 00:28
Granted but then a Steelix catches you munching its tail and totally Iron Tails you into a tree hard.

I wish I could get a Feebas in Emerald.
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Post by: lugia95 on May 16, 2011, 11:27
Granted, but you then drop every console you have that can play gameboy advance games.

I wish my exams were over, and I got an A in them all.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 16, 2011, 15:30
Granted but they were marked wrong and you had to re-sit them all     I wish I could get a kind and decent looking boyfriend 
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 16, 2011, 15:49
Granted. But he's only that. A friend who happens to be male. You go crazy because he finds someone else. You kill her out of jealousy. He calls the police. You run away. Back to square one.

I wish my glasses were always clear instead of having this DAMN DUST.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on May 16, 2011, 16:50
Granted, but thats only because there's no lenses in them.

I wish for  £1,000,000.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 16, 2011, 17:41
Granted but I spent it all.

I wish for nothing.
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Post by: spritey on May 16, 2011, 19:39
Granted but then nothing is all you have.

I wish for someone to post after this no matter what he/she says.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 16, 2011, 19:47
Granted. You are a smelly oaf with no friends. Enjoy. (jk Ilu xP)

I wish for some s'mores poptarts!
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Post by: Phyrior on May 16, 2011, 19:52
Granted, but they're moldy...

I wish the RPs I'd joined hadn't died...
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 16, 2011, 19:56
Granted. They never started in the first place.

I wish for better interweb speed on mah laptop.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 16, 2011, 20:20
Granted but there is one condition. I smash your laptop to pieces. You'll never have to worry about speed again. ;)

I wish I had an Eelektross with amazing stats and greatness that would make PKMN.NET look silly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 16, 2011, 21:37
Granted, but it makes your game crash!

I wish I could eat mold without repercussions.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 16, 2011, 21:42
Granted. Oh you wanted mold to eat. I made you eat gold. Oh well. No gold for you.

I wish I could go in the future, steal lots of future stuff, then return to my time on command. In that order.
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Post by: spritey on May 16, 2011, 23:45
Granted, but the future citizens come to the past using a time-machine they invented in 2076. Then they killed you and took their stuff back.

I wish I could make new Unown.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 16, 2011, 23:49
Granted, but they're so rubbish that it causes me to punch you in the face. Again.

I wish I was somewhere, ready to kick tail and chew bubblegum. And be all out of gum
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Post by: Phyrior on May 17, 2011, 01:16
Granted, You spend 15 years looking for another pack, your butt-kicking suspended until then.

I wish Meowth could learn False Swipe.
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Post by: Kpyna on May 17, 2011, 03:52
Granted, but they make it the only move Meowth can learn.

I wish I'd wake up full of energy tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lk_01112 on May 17, 2011, 04:34
Granted but you run out of energy after one hour.

I wish I had a turtle as a pet.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 17, 2011, 05:38
Congratulations! You're now the very proud owner of a temperamental Bowser Koopa...

I wish I could unsay that...
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 17, 2011, 06:12
Granted but you get stuck in a continues time loop where you keep repeating and unsaying it...    I wish for a watermelon shaped like a dog.... 
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 17, 2011, 20:41
Granted...wait,you wanted a watermelon shaped like a dog?Tough luck.I gave you a dog shaped like a watermelon and you are going to LIKE IT.

I wish I could upgrade my Windows XP to Windows 7 and Totally get rid of Windows Vista forever.And then it'll be...


FOREVER ALONE  :'(
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 17, 2011, 20:44
Well granted but Vista didn't like being left like that so it went evil and attacked you.

I wish that I could grow wings and retract them at any time I want.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 17, 2011, 22:55
Granted, but you'll never have a decent shirt again.

I wish I could mend things with my mind.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 17, 2011, 23:00
Granted. You can now mend things with your mind. Literally. As in, "take your brain out and use it to stick things together" literally.

I wish I could go and see Fast and Furious 5. With a never ending bucket of buttered popcorn.
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Post by: Phyrior on May 17, 2011, 23:38
Granted, you die of cholesterol poisoning the next day, and as it is indeed never-ending, the rest of the world immediately follows...

I wish for a penny, found tails-side-up.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 18, 2011, 00:43
Granted but the penny was smudged on both sides so you couldn't tell if it was heads or tails. It was so dirty that you threw it out.

I wish for someone to make up whatever I wish for right now and corrupt it anyway they wanted.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 18, 2011, 07:05
Granted. Every Unown that ever lived has been corrupted.

I wish this wish would have the most random corruption ever.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 18, 2011, 07:54
Granted, but flying pigs start falling from the sky and they eat the worlds entire supply of peanut butter...   I wish that, that last corruption wasnt so random 
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 18, 2011, 08:56
Granted, You and your friends are dead. GAME OVER

I wish someone got that lame reference...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 18, 2011, 12:43
Granted but the person who got the lame reference is not a member of this forum so you can't tell if anyone got the reference.

I wish I could play my Pokemon Black game again just like it came in my dream.

(My DS died. I couldn't play games. One day I had a dream that I was playing it again.)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 18, 2011, 15:50
Granted but the person who got the lame reference is not a member of this forum so you can't tell if anyone got the reference.

I wish I could play my Pokemon Black game again just like it came in my dream.

(My DS died. I couldn't play games. One day I had a dream that I was playing it again.)

(How sad. For that, a nice corruption)

Granted. But it's not Pokemon Black. Its a Pokemon White with the exact same data as your Pokemon Black.

I wish any system of any name wouldn't die.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 18, 2011, 23:50
Granted. They can't die. But you don't have games for them anymore.

I wish for a shiny Chandelure.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 18, 2011, 23:55
Granted. It's so shiny, in fact, that it burns out your eyeballs. What, you didn't mean literally? Well, too bad.

I wish I could remember how soy sauce, yoghurt and cheese are made off by heart.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 18, 2011, 23:58
Granted but I cut out your heart. Now you don't know it.

I wish for a Victini that is not hacked.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on May 19, 2011, 16:51
Granted, it's at level 100 with probably one of the worst movests ever.

Currently wishing for some rice~
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 19, 2011, 19:38
Granted, but as soon as I hand the bowl to you, you drop it on the floor.  The bowl shatters and the rice goes all over the floor.

I wish for a trip to an amusement park.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 19, 2011, 20:08
Granted but the amusement park is destroy by a passing Zekrom when you were on a rollercoaster.

I wish for a corruption.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 19, 2011, 21:33
Granted. It's opposite day so you don't wish for a corruption.

I wish I had a Rice Krispie.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 19, 2011, 21:38
Granted, but instead of a rice krispie, you get crispy rice (uncooked rice).

I wish for faster internet.
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Post by: Kona on May 19, 2011, 21:43
Granted, but it gets too fast and then your ISP has to cut you off as you can't afford £1 Million a day bills.

I wish for a top hat.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 19, 2011, 21:50
Granted. It's the Scotsman's Stovepipe. You can't wear it in real life. You already have one. You accidentally craft it with the one I traded you. You get a hatless hat.

I wish for my writer's block to vanish quicker than a sandwich at a homeless hostel.
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Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 19, 2011, 22:18
Granted, but Team Rocket steals all your pens/pencils, paper, and computer.

I wish for a glass of lemonade.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 19, 2011, 22:21
Granted but its a glass of cola...  I wish my storie characters were real
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 19, 2011, 22:24
Granted, but Palkia isn't too happy about the spacial/dimensional disruption stuff. He puts them back and will do so whenever you put them here again.

I wish my thumbs didn't hurt from typing on my phone.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 19, 2011, 22:25
Granted. Now your fingers hurt from typing on your phone.

I wish I made more sense.
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Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 19, 2011, 22:33
Granted, but instead of more sense, you now make more scents, and even skuntank can't stand to be around you.

I wish that my neighbor's dog would stop barking.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 20, 2011, 03:10
Granted. Its vocal cords were damaged and it can't bark. The neighbors notice this and kill you. =0

I wish for a cold ice tea drink that is unsweetened.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 20, 2011, 03:45
Granted, but there is a fly in it.

I wish for a blueberry muffin.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 20, 2011, 12:45
Granted. Water spilled on it and now it's all soggy and unpleasant.

I wish for a Dsi.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lk_01112 on May 20, 2011, 16:18
Granted but it's already broken by the time you got it.

I wish I had a brand new plasma tv.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 20, 2011, 16:46
Granted, but for some reason you try to hang it on your wall. It falls. It breaks. On your head. You die.

I wish I was fairly decent at online gaming.
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Post by: lugia95 on May 20, 2011, 16:49
Granted, but everyone else improves too, meaning you still sck compared to everyone.

I wish for an immediate pass at all my exams.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 20, 2011, 16:55
Granted, but since you didn't study you don't know the material and once you get a job related to your studies, they fire you immediately.  You're now stuck unemployed.

I wish for the humidity to be lower.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 20, 2011, 19:49
Granted. Oh no. I thought you said humanity. Well humanity is lower.

I wish new episodes of every show I know would come on.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 20, 2011, 19:56
Granted, but a thunderstorm comes up and knocks your power out.

I wish for a bunny.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 20, 2011, 21:18
Granted but it was Dawn's Buneary which wasn't used to its new master. You're currently frozen from ice beam.

I wish everyone but me and select few that I choose are frozen in ice.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 20, 2011, 21:45
Granted. Everyone else is frozen in ice, but you are set on fire.

I wish for spikes to fall down at the person below and not hurt me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 21, 2011, 21:00
Granted, but the person below has an espeon with magic bounce, so the spikes are sent right back at you.

I wish for some ice cream.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 21, 2011, 21:05
Granted, but it's actually a Vanilluxe. It gets angry. It attacks you. You die.

I wish to that the RP board got more activity. Good activity.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 21, 2011, 22:21
Granted. Now the RP board is currently spammed with several really long and boring  posts.

I wish for a wish, a consequence and a corruption.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 21, 2011, 22:24
Granted.You got a Jirachi,a Deoxys and a Shadow Lugia.Think about it...and what they'd do to you.

I wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 21, 2011, 22:27
Granted. Here is your wish that allowed you to wish for a wish that allowed you to wish for a wish that allowed you to wish for a wish.....that allowed you to wish for a wish.

I wish Palkia and Dialga fused and didn't hurt anyone in the process.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Phyrior on May 22, 2011, 04:48
Congratulations, you've got your very own TARDIS, who decides to go back and short out the spark of the universe with you in it, leaving you forever alone.

I wish that hadn't occurred
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 22, 2011, 13:08
Granted.Then I ate you.

I want to burp.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 22, 2011, 14:33
You burped.

I wish the above poster made a real wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 22, 2011, 15:23
Granted, but you didn't make a real corruption.

I wish I could have a dream.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 22, 2011, 15:50
Granted, but the dream was a nightmare and woke you up during the middle of the night.  Now you can't go back to sleep.

I wish it'd be winter again.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 22, 2011, 16:28
Granted, but you get a season long cold as soon as winter starts.

I wish the Sun and the Moon had a fight.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 22, 2011, 18:37
Granted. Kirby defeated Marx and the fighting stopped.

I wish for Hawaiian Punch.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 22, 2011, 18:38
Granted, you get punched by a Hawaiian and need to be rushed to the emergency room immediately.

I wish for a ring with sapphires.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 22, 2011, 18:43
Granted. Kyogre is then summoned from the ring and Hydro Pumps you.

I wish for someone to post next.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 22, 2011, 19:06
Granted, but I posted text.

I wish it would rain in space.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 22, 2011, 19:21
Granted, but this rain cools off every star in the universe, including the Sun. Nice job killing us all.

I wish DBGT: Mystic World got fixed up soon and I could play it for as long as I want.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 22, 2011, 19:29
Granted but it was just a dream. You were playing all you wanted in your dreams.

I wish I could make a wish for the person below to corrupt.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 22, 2011, 19:30
Granted, but I'm so corrupt I kill you all for no good reason. You die.

I wish that I had an exta packet of throat lozenges.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 22, 2011, 19:35
Granted but you lose it.

I wish people would make something harder to corrupt. This is too easy. =P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 22, 2011, 19:41
Granted.

I wish for a brick wall(you asked for harder wishes :P)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 22, 2011, 19:49
Granted but I smashed it into pieces. (Still too easy, and still too soft :P)

I wish for the person below to melt.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 22, 2011, 19:55
Granted, but I drip all over your food. You eat me. You're poisoned. You die.

I wish for 42 derps that are completely herp proof.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 23, 2011, 06:02
Granted but you only get 40       I wish for a large ice-cream...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 23, 2011, 21:57
Granted but its Vanillite who is angry that you tried to eat.

I wish for walls.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Kona on May 23, 2011, 22:02
You get walls, but they are made of flimsy rubber.

I wish for a pet Velociraptor named Earl.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 23, 2011, 22:17
Granted, but I also get a cloning machine. Seen Jurassic Park?

I wish that the Jurassic Park sequels were actually up to the standard of the first. And that I could watch them.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 24, 2011, 00:35
Granted. You go deaf on opening night however.

I wish I was better at math.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 24, 2011, 01:16
Granted, but now you forget how to do everything else.

I wish for some chocolate covered pretzels.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 24, 2011, 06:38
Granted... But thats not chocolate... Its gravy!     I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 24, 2011, 21:07
Granted, you are teleported to an airport where you can fly, but there is a huge delay and you have to sit around doing nothing.

I wish for a strawberry scented candle.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 24, 2011, 21:10
Granted but the room you were in when you put it on was unfortunaly full of methane. Good news. The explosion smelled of strawberries.

I wish everyone shot a beam into one set spot and the blasts combined creating a show for everyone to see.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 24, 2011, 22:02
Granted, but you are at the center of the beams. Your body exploding will create a wonderful show for us all ;)

I wish I cared about my fashion
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 24, 2011, 22:10
Granted but now you don't care about anything else.  Even your life. Someone tries to shoot you and you don't care.

I wish the Sun shot down a beam of light about an inch next to my arm so people everywhere would think I dodged it with super ninja speed.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 24, 2011, 22:15
Granted. What people think you didn't dodge with super ninja speed was the explosion from the nuke hit by the beam. You did. You accidentally jump off a cliff while didging instead. But you don't fall to your death. You land on a helicopter. An active one. An active one's heli-blades. You die.

I wish for pudding, and an unnecessarily convoluted corruption.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 24, 2011, 22:53
Granted, but you had two wishes in that sentence. You can only have one wish. I'll go with pudding then. It gets stolen even before you get to see it.

^ It isn't convoluted. :P

I wish the person below would not corrupt my wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 24, 2011, 22:58
Granted, but I hit you for not making a wish to not corrupt.

I wish for a sore throat remedy that actually worked that becomes corrupted due to an overly-complicated and/or convoluted method.
Ha.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 24, 2011, 23:15
Granted, but after the remedy becomes corrupted, I fix it by corrupting your wish.

I wish for the person below to be imprisoned in a regular pokeball.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 25, 2011, 02:55
Granted, but you are imprisoned with me. And I just ate a lot of spicy chilly....

I wish I didn't have pimples D:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 25, 2011, 03:37
Granted, you now have chicken pox in the same places instead.

I wish I knew how to play the guitar.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 25, 2011, 04:08
Granted, but you make Peter Griffin's Bunker Bustin' Mega Ultra Super firework and brag about it with the fuse lit. You lose all your fingers and can't play guitar.

I wish I could skip school.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 25, 2011, 04:14
Granted, you skip school and miss important information for your next test.  You end up failing your next test and falling way behind as a result.

I wish my NES would work properly.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 25, 2011, 12:47
Granted, but it only works properly for only 1 second.

I wish for a wish that could not be corrupted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 25, 2011, 15:33
Granted, but unfortunately, that's because its pre-corrupted.
Here's your angry crocodile and lion!
I wish that my Sig would happen in real life, but I'm not hurt or damaged because of it.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 25, 2011, 15:57
Granted, but the bomb next to you isn't quite as unhurt. It explodes. You don't die. Shrapnel lodges itself in you. Still no death. You get infected. You die.

I wish for a minigun that cost any amount less then 400g to fire for 12 seconds.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shaymin on May 25, 2011, 15:58
Granted, but you only have one bullet and that's the ONLY bullet they ever produce :c

I wish for a coat like Medic's <3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 25, 2011, 18:22
Granted but it's from an actual medic's skin.

I wish I could never have a black eye again.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 25, 2011, 20:59
Granted,so I painted your eyes green and purple.

I wish I can write some online spam in my next wish.And by spam,I mean sadigasoidfugauyfgaashgb.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 25, 2011, 21:21
Granted, but the writing is invisible.

I wish for...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 26, 2011, 01:32
Granted. 3 Giant dots fall from the sky and crush you. Have fun ^-^

I wish I had good earphones.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 26, 2011, 02:13
Granted, but they get taken away from you.

I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for for for for for for for aaaaaaaa purrrrrrrfect oorange.

totally random. :P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on May 26, 2011, 02:18
Granted. But since wishes don't exist, NO ORANGE FOR YOU!

I wish the sky was red.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lk_01112 on May 26, 2011, 04:01
Granted. Unfortunately, it turns out it was a comet coming at you and you die.

I wish for a new phone.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 26, 2011, 05:51
Granted, you receive a new phone.  Unfortunately, it does not receive service anywhere.

I wish for some pasta.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 26, 2011, 17:19
Granted but somehow I ate the pasta, spat it out, threw it away, took the bin to the dump, left it for 2 weeks, heard you wish and rushed back to the dump to get your pasta.

I wish for less Dragon legendarys.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 26, 2011, 22:18
Granted but there are more suckish legendaries now.

I wish this writing was microscopic.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 27, 2011, 16:14
Granted, but then you lose your voice, and then theres a psyco coming for you, and you cant tell anyone 'cos your writings to small.


You die.

YAY!

I wish for my now infected body to be unfected(?)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 27, 2011, 23:50
Granted but to get unfected you go through several painful steps and then you go insane.

I wish I could witness a beautiful sunset.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 27, 2011, 23:53
Granted. It's so beautiful that your eyes melt. The molten eyeball juice fries your brain. You die.

I wish for KAAAAAHNdensation... To happen.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 27, 2011, 23:56
Granted but it only happened in your dreams. :P

I wish for nice weather.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 28, 2011, 12:38
Granted,but you suddenly teleported to Kidderminster,where the weather is AWEFUL.At least no natural disasters happen here.

I wish to like eggs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 28, 2011, 13:59
Granted but you only like chocolate eggs...    I wish I wasn't so lonely
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 28, 2011, 14:15
Granted. You're now in a cramped prison with loads of other people.

... What? I can't not end one with "You die?"
I wish for a hat.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 28, 2011, 19:13
Granted, but it's covered in dog poop.

I wish for the person below to not grant this wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 28, 2011, 19:38
Not Granted.But it must've been granted then.But then it wouldn't of been granted.You caused a paradox.Congrats.

I wish to see what the 3DS looks like when it is 3D.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 28, 2011, 19:45
Granted but then I rip out your eyes and then I erase your memory so you don't remeber a thing.

I wish I could have an awesome pokemon for trade.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 28, 2011, 21:40
Granted, but as soon as it sees you, it laughs at you because you can't compare to its awesomeness.

I wish for awesomeness.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shaymin on May 28, 2011, 21:56
Granted, but then you're so awesome Chuck Norris had to come and beat it out of you.

I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 28, 2011, 21:59
Granted. *Insert obligatory Portal reference here*

I wish for warm snuggly socks.
For those not in the know, the cake is a lie in Portal.

Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 28, 2011, 22:01
Granted but the socks are also a lie.

I wish for more Portal references.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shaymin on May 28, 2011, 22:08
Granted, but GLaDOS moves in with you and tries to kill you. Oops, you're dead.

I wish I was better at TF2
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 28, 2011, 22:13
Granted but everyone else gets so much better that you don't feel that you've gotten any better.

I wish for a whip.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 28, 2011, 22:28
Granted, but unfortunately its handle has bored deep in your skull.

I wish that I could shoot thunderbolts from my hand.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 28, 2011, 22:33
Granted, but you use your power in a swimming pool. A highly conductive swimming pool. You get electrocuted to death. You die.

I wish for obnoxiously loud hard rock genre CDs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 28, 2011, 22:35
Granted, but you listen to them for such a long period of time that you lose your hearing, So you didnt hear your best friend screaming that you were about to drive off a cliff.

I wish I had jetpacks that could not hurt me in any way.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 28, 2011, 22:52
Granted but the jetpacks blast right of your back and take your clothes off in the process. Your arrested for walking around like that.

I wish for bricks to land on any random person I look at next and that doesn't count me if I look at myself.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 29, 2011, 00:42
Granted but you are right next to the person and bricks also land on you.


I wish for
invisible ink.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 29, 2011, 01:04
Granted, but it spills all over your clothes.
Wait, hold on, let me try that again.
Granted, but now nobody can read your posts. They assume you're trolling. You get banned. You lose all meaning in your life. You kill yourself. You die.

I wish that evolution slowed down so flying sharks don't nom on us all.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 29, 2011, 14:45
Granted but a new race of flying sharks appear with the power to speed up evolution.


I wish to be invincible.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Shaymin on May 29, 2011, 15:01
Granted, but you age so fast you wish you died anyway.

I wish I could draw better.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 29, 2011, 15:05
Granted but everything you draw comes alive because of how creative it is. They destroy your house and you.

I wish that every noun had a prefix of evil.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skarmory8 on May 29, 2011, 15:38
Granted but every noun has a suffix of kitten as well! (OWNED)
I wish that my name is Scott Pilgrim.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 29, 2011, 16:21
Granted but to do that you have to sign a bunch of papers and that takes up the rest of your life. So you only die as Scott Pilgrim.

I wish for a nice walk outside.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 29, 2011, 16:35
Granted but every noun has a suffix of kitten as well! (OWNED)
(So Eviltablekitten and Evilpenkitten?)

Granted but outside is currently off limits right now.

I wish for a war between every pokemon with no humans involved at all.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 29, 2011, 16:38
Granted but the pokemon who won was a caterpie... :P

I wish for a second war involving pokemon only.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: lugia95 on May 29, 2011, 17:02
Granted, but Caterpie was the only one left alive from the first war, so ihe had to hae a war with himself.

I wish all the pokemon came back.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 29, 2011, 17:27
Granted but they had to watch Caterpie attack itself. They were so freaked out they went right back.

I wish a god Wurmple would appear and destroy Caterpie.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 29, 2011, 17:31
Granted, but it's Draco Meteor exploderises you as well.

I wish that I had my own computer. A decent, working one that has everything a good computer should.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 29, 2011, 17:36
Granted, but you wished you had a good computer, so right after you received it I smashed it to pieces.

I wish for a ball.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on May 29, 2011, 19:08
Granted, its deep in your esophagus.

I wish that I could breathe underwater without changing into another animal.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Webby on May 29, 2011, 19:09
Granted, but you can only breathe underwater and the world suffers a drought long enough to deprive you of the water you need to breathe.

I wish to have Asda right outside my doorstep.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 29, 2011, 19:14
Granted. Tesco also goes there. And Lidl. And Aldi. And etc.. There's so much noise and stuff you decide to move. Your new home blows up with you in it. You die.

I wish for an excessively large hat.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 29, 2011, 22:57
Granted, but the hat is so large that it covers your eyes.  You are unable to see and walk into traffic.  You get hit and die.

I wish for a new pair of glasses.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 30, 2011, 02:55
Granted, but the glasses are different and they make you see horrors whenever you wear them.

I wish for a book.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 30, 2011, 08:36
Granted, But its the normanomicon, and you summon a hundred Hollow Men, who kill you.

I wish Someone will get that referance..
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Spriter on May 30, 2011, 15:23
Granted; a nerd gets the reference who then beats you with a crowbar to death for breaching copyright laws.

I wish I was No.1 on Pokemon Online...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 30, 2011, 16:16
Granted but ranks go the other way, so now your last.

I wish for an explosion that destroys my worst enemy's house without me involved at all.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skarmory8 on May 30, 2011, 17:31
Granted but the council makes him move to your house instead. He kills you with a chainsaw.
I wish to know the meaning of life.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 30, 2011, 17:34
Granted. You find out it's only 42. You're so dissapointed that life is basically pointless you kill yourself. You die.

I wish for a load more time for me on holidays.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on May 30, 2011, 21:36
Granted but you do super hard work during the extra time. You break your spine and each of your fingers. You try to walk to the hospital. You trip while you're on the street. You get run over by a car. You die.

I wish for ice cream.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on May 31, 2011, 13:31
Granted, but it's melted ice cream.

I wish for a Sim to randomly pop out of the computer and start going rabid with a chainsaw in one hand and an axe in the other.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Dracoandy666 on May 31, 2011, 13:38
Granted, but they start to attack your family first.

I wish to have a pet dragon ^^
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 31, 2011, 13:42
Granted. You are now your own pet. This somehow causes a paradox. Our reality implodes. We die.
Thanks a lot, genius.

I wish that Wikipedia's information is 100% accurate, reliable and unchangable unless it is to support the first two.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on May 31, 2011, 15:11
Granted. Wikipedia is now 0% accurate, unreliable and changable unless you are telling the truth.Sorry,did I just derp there?

I wish for something.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on May 31, 2011, 17:31
Granted. Here is an evil Dragonite nicknamed something. He is extremely hungry and requires the flesh of his owner so he doesn't destroy his owner outright. And never derp around him.

I wish everyone had an evil Dragonite except me because I have the only tamed evil Dragonite. Oh and this tamed one is 100 stronger than anything.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skarmory8 on May 31, 2011, 17:41
Granted but the tamed evil dragonite is still evil. It blows up your car "by accident".
I wish for a steadier hand.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on May 31, 2011, 18:14
Granted, but now your feet/legs aren't very steady so when you try to walk you're always falling down.

I wish for some hot wings.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skarmory8 on May 31, 2011, 18:16
Granted but I misread it so now you have a pair of flaming wings extending from your back. You are burnt to death.

I wish for a ninja mask!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Dracoandy666 on May 31, 2011, 18:31
Granted, but the ninja mask cuts off your airways and you suffocate.

I wish for Jam roly poly
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Hicky on June 05, 2011, 14:26
Granted, but you get some of it on your new suit and you're on the way to a job interview, and as a result don't get the job that you wanted.

I wish for redemption, serenity, world peace, and world harmony.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 05, 2011, 17:00
Granted, but aliens come down and blow earth up.

I wish for my sound to multiply.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on June 05, 2011, 17:52
Granted but it blows off everyone's ear drum so no one can hear it.

I wish for a dragon for a knight to kill.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 05, 2011, 18:04
Granted. Unfortunatly, it was the dragon of this near-immortal guy,who goes mad, kills you, and takes over the world.

I wish that it was a different dragon.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on June 05, 2011, 18:10
Granted its you. A knight comes and your dead.

I wish for a punch that is recorded no where near my location and I am invincible at the time any way.
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Post by: spritey on June 05, 2011, 20:22
Granted, but after the time passes, you die.

I wish for someone to post.
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on June 05, 2011, 20:26
GRan bU tis cplatealy illegbli

I wish for more money
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Post by: spritey on June 05, 2011, 21:04
Granted, but the money burns right after.

I wish for a cute and harmless puppy.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on June 06, 2011, 17:56
Granted, but the puppy's mother is the evil dragon from earlier.

I wish for a piece of sellotape.
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Post by: Laprabi on June 06, 2011, 18:49
Granted, but it is too sticky and as soon as you touch it it becomes stuck to your hand and you can never get it off.

I wish for a wish.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on June 06, 2011, 20:04
Granted but you become hopelessly obsessed and end up sitting in your room giggling wishing for more wishes.

I wish for love  XD
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 06, 2011, 20:16
Granted. I hope you enjoy obsessive fangirls who gather outside your house and won't let you sleep and you collapse due to exhaustion and smash your head on something. You die.

I wish for slippers that are corrupted without a generic corruption, like "You lose them."
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 06, 2011, 20:28
Granted, but the puppy's mother is the evil dragon from earlier.
That's the best one for a while.

Granted,but they are the evil dragons slippers from earlier.

I wish for cake.(Pleasedothememepleasedothememe.)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on June 06, 2011, 22:23
Granted but the cake is real this time. Here you go.

I wish for numbers.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 06, 2011, 22:28
Granted. For reasons obscure, you are now strapped to a chair. Someone repeatedly shouts at you to remember while the FUDGING NUMBERS play in your head over and over again. You have a flashback. You die in the flashback. You die.

I wish for a the black Scottish cyclops to no longer be extinct because of a backstabbing alley skulker.
Hooray for obscure references.

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Post by: spritey on June 07, 2011, 01:24
Granted, but after the cyclops is no longer extinct, you die and then the cyclops becomes extinct again and you don't even know it.

I wish I could sleep well and wake up at the right time.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 07, 2011, 17:36
Granted, but My definition of 'Sleep well' Is 'DIE'
you die.

I wish that eragon the movie was/is better.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on June 07, 2011, 17:55
Granted but the director died so you are now the director. A dragon escapes from the set and eats you.

I wish for a gun (yeah I'm falling into a trap here)
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 07, 2011, 18:04
*Sigh* O.K, I'll  be as creative as I can.
Granted, but you kill steve bloomsbury, a husband to the infamous karen bloomsbury, who sent her private army after you. After a breif gunfight, you escape to italy, but, unfortunatly, one of the men you killed had a father who was once part of the itallian army, and his son was in the mafia. You,after a less breif gunfight, you escape again, this time to austrailia. As you step off the boat, you slip on a bannana peel. You crack your skull and fall into the sea. You die.

I wish the Inheritences' book 4, Inheritance, would come out allready, before I forget what the other 3 were about!
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 07, 2011, 19:18
IT'S A TRAP!

The book was a bomb.You died.

I wish for A TRAP!.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on June 07, 2011, 20:29
Granted- hang on, Jirachi doesn't register the use of the word "trap" it explodes in YO FACE.

I wish for a smile from somebody.
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Post by: lugia95 on June 07, 2011, 20:32
Granted, but its from an incredibly creepy old man, scarring you for life.

I wish I didnt start fifth year tomorrow.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on June 07, 2011, 20:34
Granted. Time stops to ensure your wish and you live out your entire boring life in between one second and the next.
I wish for a washing machine
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Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 07, 2011, 20:39
Granted, but it's Rotom wash form and it doesn't want to wash your clothes.  Instead it uses hydro pump on you.

I wish for a motorcycle.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 08, 2011, 00:21
Granted. You ride it and crash severely. You die.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 08, 2011, 15:26
Granted. Heres your cookie!

Oh yeah. I like trains. (If you get it, you can have a un-corrupted cookie)

I wish that I could throw up RAINBOWS!
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Post by: lugia95 on June 08, 2011, 15:42
Granted, but you constantly throw up, meaning you can no longer make references to asdfmovies. (Was that cookie offer only for Unown Addict, or can I have one too?)

I wish for a Ditto encounter in Black.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on June 08, 2011, 17:11
Granted, but it turns into the I like trains kid. You narrowly avoid the train only to get mistaken for a potato. You get squashed to pieces.

I wish for someone to know homestar runner.
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Post by: Sizacu on June 08, 2011, 17:22
Granted, but they forget about it after a few seconds.

I wish to buy some memory for the human mind in Morrisons for £35. Preferably a non-blow-up one.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 08, 2011, 19:18
Granted, but you constantly throw up, meaning you can no longer make references to asdfmovies. (Was that cookie offer only for Unown Addict, or can I have one too?)

Here ya go. Its in the post to atlantis.
Granted, but it Implodes Instead.

Q:Name me a good dragon film.
I Wish mr.mewto would edit his comment, or die.
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Post by: lugia95 on June 08, 2011, 19:33
I wish for someone to know homestar runner.

This topic seems to be revealing a lot peoples likes. Honestly, first asdfmovies, now Homstar Runner.

I Wish mr.mewto would edit his comment, or die.

Granted, but he doesnt change his comment, dies, and you get a life sentence for killing someone.

I wish Mr Mewtwo wasnt dead.
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 08, 2011, 19:37
Granted,and you live the best life anyone has!(Yea,that's not bad,but a Legendary can bring good luck...oh what the heck.)But...you lose a non-important chicken nugget.

I wish for :D to realise that legendarys are immortal.
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Post by: lugia95 on June 08, 2011, 19:42
Granted, but then I go and kill him just to prove it. (Us legendarys got to stick together.)

I wish it was the summer holidays.
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Post by: Frez on June 08, 2011, 19:48
Here you go, a magical time-skip.
What's that? You haven't gotten sunscreen or air conditioning yet and the temperatures are at record highs?
Whoops~

I wish for a Dunsparce made of salt**ter taffy
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Post by: spritey on June 08, 2011, 23:02
Granted, but a Zangoose comes and kills it then kills you.

I wish for a vicious bee to sting the person below several times and I don't get hurt or anything.
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Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on June 08, 2011, 23:24
... Granted, but it was a clone of me that healed quickly and pushed you down the stairs.

I wish for the Master (from Doctor Who)
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 08, 2011, 23:34
Granted, but he doesn't understand stupid. You get depressed because he won't talk to you. You jump off a cliff. You die.

I wish the debate over whether the Medic is an ex-Nazi would become so trollish it's actually funny.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on June 09, 2011, 00:09
Granted, but they have it in your house, in your face, all day long...

I wish my A/C worked better :!
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Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 09, 2011, 00:46
Granted, but now you're broke from how much it costed to improve it (so you can't afford to run it).

I wish for a jukebox.
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Post by: spritey on June 09, 2011, 00:54
Granted, but a bomb attached to a spring pops out and you blow up.

I wish I was rich.
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Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 09, 2011, 00:59
Granted, but you become too obsessed with your money and lose all your friends.  You're now forever alone.

I wish people would stop being judgmental about things that shouldn't matter.
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Post by: Frez on June 09, 2011, 01:01
Granted, but in order to fill everyone's perception of what should and shouldn't matter, nobody cares about anything anymore and the entire human race falls into anarchy and chaos.

I wish for a whole bunch of snuggly puppies
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 09, 2011, 01:05
Granted, but the puppies are snuggly and ferocious.  They attack and bite you.  You have to be sent to the hospital.

I wish for a phone that actually works.
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Post by: spritey on June 09, 2011, 01:08
Granted, but you lost it and you can't get another one.

I wish I could write twenty-two good books.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 09, 2011, 01:13
Granted, but for some strange reason the profits from their sales are not stored in a bank. They instead materialise in your house in the form of 1p coins. Your house eventually explodes because you couldn't be bothered to clear it up. You now have more holes than Osama Bin Laden's body in a town full of redneck white extremists. You die.

I wish for chicken, not corrupted with a generic and unimaginitive corruption.
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Post by: spritey on June 09, 2011, 01:19
Granted, but the chicken's meat isn't cleaned properly. It has salmonella and you eat it and continuously vomit. You end up in the hospital. You die.

I wish for a magic wand so I can grant my own wishes without corruption.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on June 09, 2011, 17:29
Granted, but you try to use expelliarmus on some pale snakey guy. You break the Law of Underage Magic. You are sent to Azkaban, where a monkey pushes you over repeatedly.

I wish for a wink
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 09, 2011, 21:29
Granted, but after that someone gives you an angry look. >:(

I wish for dark chocolate.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Matty Cahill on June 09, 2011, 21:39
Granted but George Bush won't care about you or your chocolate

I wish for a unicorn =3
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Post by: spritey on June 09, 2011, 21:44
Granted, but it tramples you and spears you with its horn.

I wish for a pizza.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on June 09, 2011, 23:04
Granted, but it's in the flavour you hate the most c:

I wish for people to stop corrupting wishes by making the wished-for object kill them etc. etc.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 09, 2011, 23:10
Granted, but I hit you for spoiling my fun.
Lousy good for nothing... Spoiling my fun by not letting me say "You die."

I wish for a Houndour wearing a fez.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 09, 2011, 23:45
Granted, but the Houndour lunges at you and tears you apart.

I wish for ear plugs.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 10, 2011, 01:26
Granted, but they're too big to fit in your ears.

I wish for some glass cleaner.
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on June 10, 2011, 01:50
Granted. There's glass cleaner all in your house, drowning you.

I wish for a Staraptor with Intimidate!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 10, 2011, 04:40
Granted.  It intimidates you and you run away scared.  It thinks you abandoned it and flies away and you never see it again.

I wish for a piece of carrot cake.
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Post by: Sizacu on June 10, 2011, 16:55
Granted, you get carrots. and some cake.

I wish for Bob to take over the world.
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Post by: Dracoandy666 on June 10, 2011, 17:15
Granted, but in doing so they use up all their energy and combust.

I wish for an ornate uromastyx
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on June 13, 2011, 06:26
Granted, its on the top of that mountain. Go get it.

I wish for eternal life.
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Post by: Skarmory8 on June 13, 2011, 20:22
Granted, but you live for so long that your body decays until you are just a walking rotty corpse. With no girlfriend/ boyfriend.

I wish for a mona lisa
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 13, 2011, 20:25
Granted. It's made of sheet metal. I hit you over the head repeatedly with it. You die.

I wish for socks made from Meowth skin fur.
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Post by: Gusparce on June 13, 2011, 20:40
Granted, but I also forgot to scrape off the meat on the inside.

I wish for a cape made out of Zangoose fur.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on June 13, 2011, 22:35
Granted. It comes with a Zangoose who is pretty mad about you taking her fur. Have fun ^^

I wish I could handle people better.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 13, 2011, 22:42
Granted. Unfortunately, that guy on the bus isn't happy about you "handling" him. He clonks you over the head. You suffer severe brain hemorrhaging. You die.

I wish that bananas in pyjamas would stop coming down the stairs. It's really starting to scare me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 13, 2011, 23:38
Granted, they begin going up them instead... I wish barney the dinosaur wasn't purple
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Post by: spritey on June 14, 2011, 00:21
Granted, but he's brown and yellow instead... D=

I wish for something good and not bad toward me.
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Post by: Sizacu on June 14, 2011, 19:30
Granted, you're given a lifetime supply of rice pudding, which will surround you wherever you go.
You won't go hungry for quite a while P:

I wish I would stop being so short-tempered. c:
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on June 14, 2011, 19:33
Granted but when you go long-tempered, when you want to get really angry with somebody, you seem incredibly chirpy.

I wish that I Had a Ferrari Italia 458. That DOESN'T set fire.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 14, 2011, 19:57
Granted. It gets set ON fire. You're in it. You can't get out. You die.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.
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Post by: spritey on June 15, 2011, 23:47
Granted. You don't procrastinate when you're about to jump off a cliff. You die.

I wish for rich land for planting crops in my backyard.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 16, 2011, 13:16
Granted. But no rum. You proceed to ask "Why is the rum gone?" And then commit suicide in fire.

You Fry (Oh yeah, revengineer. I can think of more imaginitive death words than you.)

I wish that captain jack sparrow would appear, but nothing he can do, or cause, can harm me or my family.
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Post by: Lugiafanatic on June 16, 2011, 13:36
Granted, but he harms your friends.

I wish for an A in all my classes next year.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 16, 2011, 13:48
Granted. You get a A in flying.

You fly.

into a wall.

stuff happens.

I wish that I smelt like the man who your man could smell like.
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on June 16, 2011, 17:51
Granted but It makes no sense, so nothing happens.

I wish that I was Ken Block
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Post by: Skarmory8 on June 16, 2011, 18:10
Granted. Having no knowledge of this "Ken Block" I decide that he is Justin Bieber. You get a mail bomb. YOU FRY

I wish for a hamster
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 16, 2011, 18:30
Granted. It has fun with you for many hamster years and dies peacefully. Nobody dies but him.
OR SO WE THOUGHT! Because a few days later, he comes back as a giant flesh eating zombie hamster that noms your brains. You die. Sort of.

I wish people would get the Old Spice references made by a certain member of the site.
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Post by: Shaymin on June 16, 2011, 18:33
Granted but now everyone is sick of them.

I wish my migraine would go away
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Post by: Dracoandy666 on June 16, 2011, 19:12
Granted, but you get a headache instead.

I wish for 3D max.
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Post by: Sizacu on June 16, 2011, 19:14
Granted, but then it implodes.

I wish I could sleep more, but not too much.
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Post by: ShiraBliss on June 17, 2011, 15:09
Wish granted. Only instead of regular rest, you are routinely put under by anesthesia (courtesy of the Medic) and have all of your organs removed over time and experimented on in the Medic's free time.

:)

Genie! I wish for the Nile!!!
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Post by: Shaymin on June 17, 2011, 21:14
Granted, but you get a headache instead.

Eh, a headache isn't worse than a migraine so I win!

Granted, but I thought you said Niall, so you get the son of my neighbour.

I wish for Meet the Medic already :U
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 17, 2011, 21:21
Granted, but in order for it to come out so quickly, it requires a sacrifice. Namely, you. You die.

I wish my feet were all snug and warm, not cold and uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 18, 2011, 00:05
Granted. I chop your head off and you die. Now your feet are all snug and warm under the soil in the graveyard.

I wish for a refreshing glass of water.
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Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 18, 2011, 01:36
Granted, but I got the water from a mud puddle so it isn't all that refreshing.

I wish for a victini plushie.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on June 18, 2011, 02:17
Granted. Oh, you wanted a Plushie? Oh. I hope you enjoy a fire rabbit that's been locked in a dark basement for 200 years.

I wish I didn't get that feeling you get when it's hot and you get all nauseous.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skarmory8 on June 18, 2011, 09:18
Granted. You never feel hot again. You freeze to death, but luckily you don't feel nauseous

I wish for a scotsman
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShiraBliss on June 18, 2011, 16:04
Granted, but that Scotsman was the Demoman and he proceeded to blow you to smithereens C:

I wish I wasn't so irritated at the world right now >:\
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Awkward Squirtle on June 18, 2011, 17:00
Granted. Instead, the world is all irritated at you. Inanimate objects included.

I wish that BT had less useless customer service staff.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on June 19, 2011, 11:22
Granted, but now there are useless customers instead.

I wish for a hat. An ordinary hat.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on June 19, 2011, 12:43
Granted. It's so ordinary, it hurts everybody's eyes, including yours.

I wish for some yoghurt.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 19, 2011, 12:45
Granted. Having no knowledge of this "Ken Block" I decide that he is Justin Bieber. You get a mail bomb. YOU FRY

I wish for a hamster

I wish people would get the Old Spice references made by a certain member of the site.
:D
Granted.



What?

Oh yeah, your now allergic to dairy products.

I wish I didnt have to go to mexico tomorrow.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on June 19, 2011, 16:51
Oh yeah, your now allergic to dairy products.
Already allergic to dairy products. I win! P:

Granted, you get to the plane but it mysteriously vanishes. As you go back home silently celebrating, you find the plane where your house should be. It's obviously crashed.

I wish for some more lip balm!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on June 19, 2011, 17:04
Granted but you get so much that it mutates and blows the world up.

I wish that I Had an Eight-pack
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on June 19, 2011, 17:07
Granted, but then you lose all of your hair and only manage to grow one curly lock of blonde hair which flops down onto your face from your forehead.
[Is it even possible to get an 8-pack?]

I wish for a dark, navy blue wig c:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShiraBliss on June 19, 2011, 18:50
Dark navy blue wig get. Only it went to a hippo in Africa who now plays hippo #4 in the Broadway Musical 'The Lion King' C:

I wish my cosplay would be finished already Q_Q
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 19, 2011, 22:38
Granted. It was finished. Though you couldn't wait through the last second until it would finish. So you left just before it was finished. You fell asleep on your bed and woke up to remember nothing.

I wish I had an awesome pokemon dream that wouldn't change into a nightmare. I wouldn't have this dream for a long time nor a short time, though.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ScottishFoldLover on June 19, 2011, 22:43
Granted, you have a good pokemon dream for an average amount of time.  However, you do not remember it.

I wish for some rum.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 19, 2011, 22:48
Granted. You get so drunk. You drive a car. You experience a massive crash. You die.

I wish for a tennis court in my backyard.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 19, 2011, 22:53
Granted. Your house is now the new Wimbledon. Say hello to overpriced food, tourists, boring commentary, and the constant thwacking of the ball. You decide to move. But because you're on the top floor of a very high flat that also happens to be a grease storage area, you slip and fall out of a window. You die.

I wish for a box containg red paint, a name tag, and a description tag. Did I mention this box and all of the contents must be uncorruptable by generic corruptions? Because it's part of my wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on June 20, 2011, 00:09
Granted. A kid steals it when you're not looking, though P:

I wish for a 2DS c:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 20, 2011, 04:45
Granted. Then I smash it into pieces right in front of you.

I wish for an indoor jacuzzi.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 20, 2011, 15:53
What is that?Meh, I'll give you some jam for indoors.

I wish for a Dryosaur.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 22, 2011, 04:25
Granted. Then I kill it and its dead body falls on you and crushes you. You die.

I wish for a cute kitty that wouldn't scratch or hurt me or anyone, wouldn't get stolen, and I wouldn't be allergic to it.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ShiraBliss on June 22, 2011, 15:51
Granted! But it promptly dies of ebola C:

I wish I was home for the summer. As much as I love this family, I can't stay here another 12 weeks. I just can't.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 22, 2011, 22:51
Granted. You are home for the summer. I firebomb your house and you die.

I wish for a warm sesame seed bagel.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Catstorm on June 22, 2011, 22:55
The bagel sings a Cher song and implodes. You cry from the horror.

I wish for an apple pie.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 22, 2011, 23:08
Granted. It's not poisoned, it's the rigt temperature, there's enough of it for you to be content with, and you can eat it.
Unfortunately, that was MY apple pie. I beat your face in for taking my apple pie. You die.

I wish that every villain was lemons.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 22, 2011, 23:12
Granted. But after that they were limes.

I wish for unlimited wishes.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 23, 2011, 06:12
Granted but that was your last wish...    I wish for chocolate cake
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 23, 2011, 18:07
Granted. I steal it from you and eat it.

I wish for a 3DS.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on June 23, 2011, 21:48
Granted, its at the bottom of that volcano.

I wish for something that does not exist.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 23, 2011, 22:10
Granted. You get a real live shiny Zangoose. It claws you in the throat. You die.

I wish I had a clean mansion that will not get destroyed, that I will not get bored of, and it's not haunted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Skarmory8 on June 24, 2011, 20:53
Granted. It doesn't get destroyed, it's not haunted, and you never will get bored of it. That's because you were run over by a JCB while it was being built.

I wish for a cookie
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Post by: Sizacu on June 25, 2011, 10:48
Granted, but it's quite moldy. c:

I wish for a wireless keyboard.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 25, 2011, 14:03
Granted, but it dosn't work        I wish for my violin strings not to be broken :-(
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on June 25, 2011, 21:07
Granted. Everything else in your violin is broken except the strings.

I wish for a cute groundhog that would not bite, would not carry diseases/ticks/rabies/fleas/etc., would not do anything bad in my house, would be allowed to stay, would not poop or pee, would not die, and would not run away. =P
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on June 26, 2011, 15:27
Granted so now all it does is lay there, losing various organs and body parts without ever getting diseases. While it can't die, you have to look at its awful body everyday because it can't runaway. Plus it hates you because you caused this but it can't bite or do bad things to your house so it just lays there angrily wishing for your demise. How evil.

I wish for a tuning.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: mewz2cute(: on December 15, 2011, 03:32
Granted. But that was the last tuning you will ever receive.

I wish for snow! :)
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 15, 2011, 05:12
Granted but some idiot peed his name in your lawn.

I wish I had all the powers of Sub-Zero
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on December 15, 2011, 17:15
Granted. You're frozen.

I wish for 1 year old milk.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 15, 2011, 17:47
Granted you got 1 year old "Goat" Milk
I wish for one of every Yugioh Card in existence.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on December 15, 2011, 20:29
Granted. Here is one of every Yugioh Card in existence. By the way, I have a suspicion those are fake since the real game is called Yu-Gi-Oh. Sorry, but you gotta be precise.

I wish for a present.
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Post by: kr9q on December 15, 2011, 20:35
Wish granted. It explodes 'cuz it was a bomb.

I wish I had ghost powers.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on December 15, 2011, 20:45
Granted. You're dead. But we're all out of powers, sorry.

I wish I had a wish that you couldn't corrupt.
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Post by: Moon Chaser on December 15, 2011, 20:51
Granted, but it is only this one it applies to so either way you get nothing.

I wish that my sisters weren't so noisy.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Gusparce on December 15, 2011, 23:47
Granted. Now they cant talk.

I wish for a blanket.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 16, 2011, 02:05
Granted. But it's literally a wet blanket, you get kicked out of your home and need to use it while soaking wet to keep yourself warm in minus 50 degree F weather, catch pneumonia, and die a horrible death! The end!

I wish Natalie Portman would spontaneously combust!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 16, 2011, 02:51
Granted... Who the heck is Natalie Portman?! Well, she's dead now so who cares.

I wish (kid in class) would quit staring at me like the stalker that he is!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 16, 2011, 02:57
Granted. He is now dead and you caused his death!

I wish I had a stop motion video camera!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on December 16, 2011, 02:58
Granted. Now it's the creepy kid from Georgia we all know and hate staring at you all the time, every single day.
Forever.
And Ever. >:3

(DANGIT SNIPED)

Grnted; it makes the whole world slow motion.

I wish something good was on TV D<
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 16, 2011, 03:01
Granted. Now your TV is broken!

I wish I had a cute little squirrel named Mr. Fluffikins!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 16, 2011, 03:03
Granted. A stray dog just took Mr. Fluffikins in his foamy jaws and ripped him to shreds.
No more Mr.Fluffikins!!! MUAHAHAHA!

I wish I had some pudding...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 16, 2011, 03:07
Granted. It expired now.

I wish I had a credit card!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 16, 2011, 03:15
Granted. But too bad the same stray dog ripped it into shreds and ran away.

I wish I had un-expired pudding...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 16, 2011, 03:23
Granted. Now your allergic to pudding!

I wish I had a cute fluffy lovable little Yorkie named Cuddles!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Iggy♠ on December 16, 2011, 04:42
Granted. Now the same dog that chewed up the credit card and squirrel gave Cuddles rabies and he died.

I wish my cat wasn't an evil demon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 16, 2011, 05:16
Granted cause I accidentally shot it with a 12 gauge Shotgun while I was deer hunting.

I wish my parents and brother were still alive and I don't die on the wishes backfire.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 16, 2011, 05:26
Granted. You also don't die but turn into a ventriloquist dummy voiced by Jeff Dunham and thrown away after one appearance because the audience hated everything about you!

I wish Gwenyth Paltrow was dead instead of Heath Ledger!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: sans the skeleton on December 17, 2011, 14:16
Granted, but Heath Ledger has the heart attack anyway and dies. What a waste of a wish...

I wish that my wish wasn't corrupted.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on December 17, 2011, 15:54
Granted, but your next wish gets corrupted worse than you can imagine.

I wish to be more awesome than Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 17, 2011, 17:03
Granted, but your body is not capable of handling such levels of awesome, and thus, it disintergrates. You die.

I wish for a highly unstable hydrogen bomb to be placed in my garden, while it is constantly being kicked by an angry dwarf.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 17, 2011, 20:23
Granted but it's an unstable mini H-Bomb so when it blows up only your block goes.

I wish I could transform people into what ever I want just by looking and thinking about what i want them to be and my head and other vital organs would be destroyed from it.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on December 18, 2011, 01:26
Granted. Unfortunatly, you decided to test it in front of mirror and well...

I wish it was 12:00
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 18, 2011, 02:26
Granted It's 12:00 in China

I wish I had a voodoo doll of my sister
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 18, 2011, 14:47
Granted. unfortunately for you she ALSO wished for a voodoo doll and stabbed you to death!

I wish I had infinite money!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 18, 2011, 16:45
Granted but it's all counterfeit

I wish I could time travel.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on December 18, 2011, 17:31
Granted, but when you go back in time, you cause the death of your great x 10 grandparents and you cease to exist, creating a time paradox.

I wish for a fish to be my dish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 18, 2011, 17:38
Granted your now eating Spaghetti off a fish.

I wish I can rewind life and then redo events I want to change.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on December 19, 2011, 17:42
Granted. You redo the events you wished to change, but the animate object involved do things you weren't expecting them to do.

I wish for a wish that can wish for another wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on December 19, 2011, 19:08
Granted. Here is a ring that gives you infinite wishes with no negative effects whatsoever and can undo any wish you make so you can change it and ask for something else and you won't have to worry about lacking wishes. Oh wait, you didn't wish for this? Sorry, I guess this goes next door.

I wish for a PlaystationWii60 Slim XL Portable Computer that can play everything in the world with free online and can't break or get any viruses no matter what happens.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 19, 2011, 19:24
Granted but the companies that make the systems recalled them for their unstable mini nuclear power cores.


I wish I had Assassin's Creed Signature Edition that I would win in a Assassin's Creed Trivia Contest.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Owen Daynes on December 19, 2011, 19:53
Granted, but it is lost in the mail.

I wish for a Llama. :3
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 19, 2011, 20:36
Granted here's your "llama" badge

I wish I could teleport myself into video games
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Ninetalesgirl421 on December 19, 2011, 20:50
Granted, but you can't teleport yourself out.

I wish for rocket-powered boots.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 19, 2011, 20:53
Granted, but you can't teleport yourself out.

I wish for rocket-powered boots.
Sweet Assassin's Creed Brotherhood here I come.

Granted They're out of fuel

I wish I had a hookblade
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 19, 2011, 21:21
Granted. It is in your skull and you are dead!

I wish Meredith Viera would get mauled by a polar bear that thinks she's a seal because she is wearing a brown fur coat!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 19, 2011, 23:44
Granted but you were mauled first.

I wish I had a real Glaceon.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 20, 2011, 00:12
Granted. Now it suddenly changed to a Trubbish! Meh.

I wish I had more Key Lime Pie yogurt....
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 20, 2011, 01:23
Granted but it is extremely expired and moldy....

I wish I could get a new computer!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 20, 2011, 01:47
granted you stole Bill Gates Computer and got arrested

I wish I could get my sister to stop being Wiccan
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 20, 2011, 02:46
Granted. She is now practicing Santeria!

I wish I could get more money!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 20, 2011, 03:10
(What's that?)

Granted you get 300000 Yen

I wish to be able to speek Japanese
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 20, 2011, 04:00
granted it is a dead language now!

I wish I had a new microwave!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on December 20, 2011, 04:01
Granted; it explodes and you die

I wish my dear Ivan loved me just as much as I love him~ <33333
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 20, 2011, 04:41
Granted. Only is he in love with you, he's OBSESSED with you and follows and watches everything you do including showering and cutting your toenails. You then have to file an extreme restraining order against him....

I wish for a video camera!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 20, 2011, 04:51
Granted it is an old 1980's camera

I wish I had an animus
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: zezemanoob on December 20, 2011, 05:04
granted but your ancestors were all accountants with boring lives.

i wish for cool trainers.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on December 20, 2011, 18:51
Granted. Ash and others visit you. Don't like it? Oh well.


I wish for the colour orange to be put on the floor right in front of me and isn't actually real either.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 20, 2011, 19:32
Granted here are orange tinted sunglasses now everything you see through them are orange bad news is their radioactive so you got luekemia.
I wish I had the Millenium Puzzle
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on December 20, 2011, 19:56
Granted. There is a spirit inside, yes, but it's of a villager from Kul Elna. Have a guess at what might happen next.

I wish for a half-decent phone.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on December 20, 2011, 20:50
Granted. But sorry, it's fully decent... That does count as corrupted right?

I wish for a tank.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 20, 2011, 23:47
Granted. You get a septic tank.... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I wish I could meet Chaka Khan!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 21, 2011, 00:12
...Who then beats you to death with a large golden sculpture of a muscular Australian man. You die.

I wish for a giant sandwich.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: yukithewhitewolf on December 21, 2011, 00:29
Granted you get one giant Knuckle Sandwich

I wish that whatevr I wrote became real
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on December 21, 2011, 14:20
Granted. Since you wrote Knuckle Sandwich, it becomes real and gets you as well.

I wish everyone would have a happy Christmas  ;)
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Post by: pokefin on January 10, 2012, 20:02
Granted. But everyone is so happy they dont buy anything,so the shops dont get any money,so the ecomny is even more stuffed.

I wish for a pillow
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mondo Oowada on January 11, 2012, 00:38
I... I think that's actually a pillow case I gave you... Filled with rabid rats.
As for me, I wish that I could control time.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 11, 2012, 01:20
Granted. You turn into Dialga and are THEN captured by some 10 year old kid with a Master Ball and kept inside a tiny space in a PC box in a Pokemon Center!

I wish I had a crock pot and George Foreman grill....
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mondo Oowada on January 11, 2012, 21:59
(I traveled back in time so that I was a human again.)
Granted. You fall into the grill after Link slices you open and your internal organs sizzle on the flaming coals. I wish for the next person to not corrupt my wish.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on January 12, 2012, 21:28
Granted...no corruption.

I wish that the above wish didn't count.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: The Collector on January 12, 2012, 21:47
granted, it now doesn't know the order of any of the numbers.

I wish I had necromancy
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mondo Oowada on January 12, 2012, 22:01
Well then, you have necromancy, but you fall randomly into the Grand Canyon. I wish to die.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on January 13, 2012, 22:51
Granted. You reincarnate and still wanna die.

I wish for a random fruit.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mondo Oowada on January 13, 2012, 22:59
Justin Bieber appears at your doorstep. I want infinite wishes.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on January 13, 2012, 23:16
Granted but if you noticed, we all have infinite wishes.

I wish for a pony that can beat a giant robot that fires missiles.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mondo Oowada on January 13, 2012, 23:18
Granted. The pony can beat the robot, but it is currently asleep and bursts, upon contact with a missile, into a brilliant flurry of flames. The robot begins to chase you. I wish for anybody who corrupts this wish to die.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on January 14, 2012, 13:21
Granted, but it can't be corrupted because there's nothing to corrupt in the first place.

I wish for some soya milk c:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mondo Oowada on January 14, 2012, 14:04
Granted. The soy milk turns to acid and spills into your mouth. How very gruesome. I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 14, 2012, 15:13
Granted. You get nothing!

I wish I had money!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mondo Oowada on January 14, 2012, 15:22
You get one penny, but as you are suddenly in Hawaii for some reason, it melts in a volcano. I still wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on January 15, 2012, 22:03
 You get a bowl of ramen! Ha, you have something now!
I wish for some ramen...
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mondo Oowada on January 16, 2012, 00:02
Haha! I tricked you! *slurps ramen* As for your wish, I toss a single saliva-covered, half eaten ramen noodle at you, then I spill the leftover broth on your head.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on January 16, 2012, 02:04
 Oh sad.
I wish for my hair to be clean since he dumped ramen broth all over my head.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mondo Oowada on January 16, 2012, 15:22
It is clean. I spill more ramen on you after it is clean. I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on January 16, 2012, 16:23
Granted. You dissappear into oblivion.

I wish for a motorcycle/bike.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Mondo Oowada on January 16, 2012, 16:32
I am magically brought back from oblivion. The motorcycle runs you over. I wish to grant my own wishes, to have multiple wishes in one post, and to be completely invincible.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on January 16, 2012, 16:55
I grant all 3. Unfortunately you already gave multiple wishes so that is invalid. Granting your own wishes means they aren't wishes AND if you haven't noticed, we're all invincible here.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: spritey on February 03, 2012, 00:28
You're banned for not making a wish. :P


I wish I could get more sleep.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 03, 2012, 00:35
Granted, but you will always have nightmares

I wish I had £10000000
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 03, 2012, 03:38
Granted. You HAD £10000000!

I wish my finances would be higher....
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 03, 2012, 12:15
Granted, but you get mugged, then cyber mugged

I wish To be immortal
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on February 03, 2012, 12:29
Granted. You are now a rock!

I wish I had a Playstation Vita with the new Mortal Kombat game!
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 03, 2012, 14:12
Granted, but both break 5 minutes after you begin using them

I wish I had a big cake
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 03, 2012, 16:04
Granted, but it disappears.
The cake is a lie, my friend.

I wish for grief counselling.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 03, 2012, 17:44
Granted, you have a councillor that gives you grief

I want to meet Superman
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Nightmare Eater on February 03, 2012, 18:14
Granted. This homeless man I met on the street is pretty super right?

I wish for lion with a horn on his head would appear and he can't hurt, touch, hear or speak to me.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 03, 2012, 18:31
You become best friends, then it gets ran over because he couldn't hear your warnings

I wish to have a tardis
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Darkwing on February 04, 2012, 15:59
Granted, but the Original Version Master is inside with his Turn People Into Barbie Dolls Gun. (His actual weapon in the old days, I kid you not.)

I wish for the 6 Nations Tournament to be declared illegal.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on February 20, 2012, 22:34
Granted, but all of the angry ex-rugby players turn on YOU.

I wish for a nice girlfriend.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 20, 2012, 22:54
Granted, but she's only your girlfriend in the sense that she's a girl who's you're friend. You ask her out. She refuses. You get depressed. You commit suicide. You die.

I wish I had a sandwich that was only corruptible via overly-complicated methods.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on February 20, 2012, 22:58
Granted, but the sandwich was on the worlds most wanted list, and got nuked be several countries. No sandwich for you.

I wish for an ability which means I control people's minds.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 20, 2012, 23:37
Granted, but everyone can control your mind, and your power to control minds

I wish I could date Karen gillan
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: MZDinger on February 23, 2012, 22:11
Granted, but she breaks your heart and leaves you for some jerk.


I wish I could write in blue text without looking like an idiot.
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 23, 2012, 22:26
Granted, but the background is the same blue as the words

I wish they made more good episodes of sliders and torchwood
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on February 23, 2012, 22:38
Granted, but they're so horribly bad, that your eyes explode, and your ears burn themselves. From various causes, you die.

I wish for an unstable and extremely explosive stack of dynamite next to a leaking oil refinery next to forest fire. What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Sizacu on February 25, 2012, 12:10
The forest fire dies out before you can get to it? idk, but wish granted!
*supports explosive stuff*

I wish for a neat stack of plain paper c:
Title: Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 25, 2012, 14:01
Granted, but under it is a Granade set to blow as soon as you see it

I wish that everyone had heard that the bird is the word </