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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: January 07, 2019, 09:42 »

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man what even makes a gin??????? is it just a bunch of botanicals?????? internet says that juniper has to be an ingredient but i seen ppl just make any old flower and call it gin?

Botanicals and pretentiousness. Gin is the avocado of alcoholic drinks.

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Random Randomness / Re: Everyday Accomplishments

« on: November 16, 2018, 08:56 »

I've surpassed a thousand YouTube subscribers. Must be doing something right...

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: November 16, 2018, 08:55 »

It's getting dark too damn early.

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Debate / Re: What do you find most annoying about Donald Trump?

« on: September 26, 2018, 10:03 »

Those American flag pin badges annoy me for some reason. As if he needs to let the world know he's American, or he's afraid if he doesn't wear one people will think he's not a 'patriot'

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: September 06, 2018, 12:46 »

Quote from: bread on September 05, 2018, 19:20

whenever i try to drive home from school it's so hot inside my car so by the time i've driven the 10 minutes back to my house i'm sweaty
can't wait until fall starts!!

My air conditioning pump has been broken for three years, but I haven't replaced it because Britain and won't get the most from it.

Regretted it this summer though...

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: August 31, 2018, 10:14 »

Costa Coffee has been bought by Coca-Cola. Watered down, bland, tasteless, Starbucks-style coffee inbound.

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I want to stroke the cat but I am allergic to the cat. So I stroked the cat.

That's me, but with dogs. Especially Labradors. Labs are too cute.

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Random Randomness / Re: Everyday Accomplishments

« on: August 01, 2018, 13:52 »

I am now a married man.

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Music / Re: Corrupting song lyrics

« on: July 19, 2018, 09:02 »

The Rembrandts: I'll be there for you.

"You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You burned your breakfast so far things are going great"

Who the hell cooks breakfast when they're two hours late for work!?

"Your mother warned you there'd be days like these"

But isn't the first line of the song "So no one told you life was going to be this way"?

Stupid song.

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: July 19, 2018, 08:59 »

It's how Brexit and the 2016 American elections were sold. Anyone can post anything regardless of the facts and people will believe it.

Younger generations aren't willing to double check anything anymore.

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