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Random Randomness / Re: Everyday Accomplishments

« on: December 21, 2018, 22:11 »

well done everyone for making it thru to the longest darkest night of the year. imo it ought to be uphill from here, all the 2019 doomsaying is demotivation black ops if you think about it

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Say Hello! / Re: Hello, my friends, I have returned

« on: November 09, 2018, 15:02 »

hello it is good to see a Returner that i actually remember for once, you just do college as much times as it dang well takes to get where you need to be imo............don't give up. also about the other thing, im gonna also just gonna say that im glad youre in a better place now, keep on movin on up


judging by the overall temperature of the board atm (i.e. a penguins shrunken balls) the rp place might be deader than before unfortch. soz to say,

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Debate / Re: What do you find most annoying about Donald Trump?

« on: November 04, 2018, 11:10 »

Did Donald Trump or one of his associates read this forum thread?

BBC News has finally shared pictures of him with his mouth closed.

Now I'm happy. He looks nicer this way!

they had to wire his mouth shut to stop him saying stupid stuff but they didnt take his twitter account away for some asanine reason so we're back to square one really

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: November 04, 2018, 11:03 »

happy belated birthday 2 everyone



mine was back on the 4th september but it was such an anticlimax to 30 that i didnt want anyone to know

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Random Randomness / Re: Everyday Accomplishments

« on: October 30, 2018, 18:46 »

My anxiety is making progress. I'm fighting as hard as I can it's slowly getting easier. It's still hard but I can't give up, even if my body and mind are telling me to give in.

Please keep me in your thoughts.

of course ya big nerd (looks like im gonna hardcore wedgie u but actually goes to ruffle ur hair)


soz to be That Jerk and idk if you have had a Formal Diagnosis of (motions head)......you know......but if you have you might find a book called "Asperger Syndrome and Anxiety" by a guy called Nick Dublin might help a bit even if ur not inclined that way entirely. its basically a little bit "anxiety for nerds" and i guess you can take or leave the majority of stuff from it depending.

strictly speakin its ~~~written for adults~~~~ but ive been finding it ok. its got some neat tips about tryina get ur parasympathetic nervous system (rest and digest, as opposed to the fight or flight one which is the sympathetic nervous system, basically you either have one or the other on at once and the book goes on about this) back in charge with breathing exercises etc.

but thats all i know cos im still at the beginning of the book cos i have to read past the chapter where it talks about having meltdowns & it says "having meltdowns is ok, find a space to have them in private, now we will-" and ironically i ragequit the book there cos i have made it my lifes mission to never meltdown ever cos im not That type of autist but yeh im trying again lol

anyway if ur havin trouble finding it let me know


anyway its not easy but from one nervous nerd to another keep fightin the good fight!!!! youll get there and youll find out how actually powerless the anxiety really is when you do

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Debate / Re: What do you find most annoying about Donald Trump?

« on: September 21, 2018, 12:50 »

i want 2 go for the extremely online aspect of "hes ruined nintendos Toad for life" but would rather go for something more clueless like "i hate how he pees on his own toupee to dye it yellow every morning"

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: September 11, 2018, 19:31 »

edit: i forgot my post which was i lost a really funny post ages ago on tumblr about someone trying to play ssbb but everyone in the house telling them off cos "these kids in the game wont stop yelling Beaky Burner and Beaky Blunder all the time" or something like that and you know that feeling when you want a funny post that you like and even googles "well i know everything about you now" algorithms arent helping

anyway thats my first world angst for today i guess

i got a wisdom tooth coming in but im still a dumbass how does that work

i still have all of my wisdom teeth and look how i turned out (dueling banjos plays softly in background)

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: August 13, 2018, 21:14 »

speaking of sunburn related problems
i got burned about a week ago and it's pretty much all healed now but, in its wake, it has left massive amounts of acne. my head is looking like one of those really bumpy oranges

looks like you'are now...........................toast.............. ...........

sorry to hear tho and i hope ur skin gets well soon

Went back to look at my CV and I realised that I had botched an important part of it which left me looking like an absolute spud.

well as long as its not as bad as the guy on the place i lurk elsewhere who sadly reported he threw out a bunch of CVs at hopefuls and in the "i volunteer for additional shifts when others can't make it" part found out he posthumously accidentally left out the letter f

anyway dont u worry and keep on at it and remember every interview or application that went tits up was just Practise for the one that works

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Random Randomness / its that time of year again....

« on: July 14, 2018, 17:20 »

.....where i whip all u sadsacks into shape and out of the Sad Salad Problems thread in order to.........

wish pkmn dot net user clairefable a happy bday!!!!!!!!!! anyway yeh hope you are havin a cool and good day claire its the best day which is ur birthday! this is a photoshop college of u and steven stone at the mossdeep centre having a bday day out

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: June 21, 2018, 21:17 »

//in giffgaff voice, extremely overgregarious// welcome to giffgaff. youve selected the £5 goodybag, nice one. you'll practically run out of data the minute your phone turns on. ha ha. tara for now. BEEP




literally had to update to the £7.50 a month one because for some reason they jump up to 1GB for only two fifty a month more and YES i know on the 11th of the 7 theyre making it so the £5er people have 500MB of data but i need more data now for google maps for this whole "i dont know where anything is or where im going" experience. 1gb is the sweet spot and theres no "i send about 10 texts a month and use about 20 minutes but could really do with lots of internet" package.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~peoples network of the year~~~~~~~~ my ass. id go over there and let them know a thing or two if i wasnt so lazy and fat and stupid


edit: for any giffgaff employees who for some insane reason live on pkmn.net.org.uk.com.html.biz its an okay network i just throw a huge tantrum any time things have to change

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: June 05, 2018, 22:24 »

trying to practice driving and i clipped a mailbox with my window
it's not a huge deal because it's not damaged but oof im so bad at driving lol

everyones bad at driving until this magical switch goes after ages and ages of sucking horribly at it and they suddenly theyre  good at it. keep clippin mailboxes till u cant clip no more. as in like dont actually clip mailboxes deliberately but like some form of "go at it till you fail at failing" sentiment like that i guess.

protip: anyone who passes their test the first time is either lying, incredibly lucky or bribed the instructor

English exam today. Gonna fail.

you should expect the worst but hope for the best cos goddamn u do not want to get into the habit of sadsack self-fufilling prophecies

i mean i say this and i have no idea if reasonable special needs adjustments have been made which knowing this dumbass pedagogical system (dont start me on uk education but i hear in US education common core is a mess with these nonsensical new unneccessary "modernised" ways of adding and subtracting) they might not've 

still try ur absolute best so u can just shrug and go "well i tried at least" & good luck anyway

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: May 29, 2018, 12:26 »

my dream: earn enough money to own portable air conditioner @ home + prescription sunglasses + fashionable linen/linen+cotton blend clothing and never fear summer again


see i was looking forward to it after old man winter constantly teabagging the nation with his ice cold balls but now im bored of the sun and the concept of warmth in general. that bit in spring where its ~15­­°C-17ºC and sunny and i can wear a tshirt but feel comfortably chilly is just about ok

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: May 27, 2018, 20:42 »

you gotta put some added value in there somewhere, rearrange and glue the plasma ball and the lava lamp together creatively as a rare new invention the "plavasma blamp", see how much the two sell individually and then quick sum x + y + 20% and ka-CHING

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Random Randomness / Re: How do i say hello to someone

« on: May 01, 2018, 18:35 »

you say it like this "hello" or "hi" or "hey!" and if they dont respond they werent worth saying hello to in the first place (non-verbal PDD notwithstanding)

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: April 30, 2018, 13:58 »

^ same, sry to hear and hope you're doing as well as you can be rn. idk if this makes sense right now thenamemaster as im still processing a Passing Away incident myself in weird ways i.e. i only get Proper Sad whenever a guy on the tv who looks and sounds a bit like him appears for some weird reason? but just allow yourself to be sad in the ways that are safe & good to you and dont let ppl tell you when or when not to Cry or whatever. everyone deals w/ it their own way. idk if any of this makes sense rn but in any case best of luck