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Now I see the meaning of those European jokes that ridiculise Americans.
Great, gonna get a Celebi!

First off, I want to say that the lack of Mystery Gift for this one might be frustrating (no soft reset until a calm one with perfect IV). However, at least in my case, it is granted with three perfect IV, as all legendaries of this generation. That's right: you only have one shot.

In my case...

Hope you get a good catch, fellows.

Now I see the meaning of those European jokes that ridiculise Americans.
Great, gonna get a Celebi!

X and Y/OmegaRuby and AlphaSapphire / Re: Nuzlocke-o-matic!
« on: February 03, 2014, 23:10 »
You've got to be kidding me

Get the worst starter in the game, then wonder trade it until you get something below that level and non-starter-ish!

No EV'ing allowed!

Nicknames must be ironic!

3 pokemon a team, no more can be caught

Only items found in the field can be used.

No mega evolving

1 fully evolved pokemon

No TM's

Only one attacking move a pokemon, and that must be below 100 power.

Is the name "You've got to be kidding me"?
Because I think a name like "Pokémon: Cold Heart Putin" would be more fitting.

Should we continue rushing into modes that no one would actually play but are hilariously fun to describe?

X and Y/OmegaRuby and AlphaSapphire / Re: Nuzlocke-o-matic!
« on: February 03, 2014, 22:14 »
Death wish

You can only use 6 pokemon, counting the ones that die! So if every one but your starter dies, well, good luck! (If you need a pokemon for a specific HM, that pokemon is exempt from this rule)

Pokemon centers can only be used 3 times total! (3 times in one city or twice in one once in another)

Healing items can only be as strong as lemonades or lower! No full heals!

No TM's ever!

HM's only if absolutely needed!

Only one fully evolved pokemon!

If you survive this, you get virtual cookies. :3

ShinyBlaziken, hanging out with little boys in Spandex, I see! trying to set funnier and harder challenges than mine, I see!

So, your name has given me an idea!

"Rich Rick's Challenge"

1. Get 6 non-RNG abused nor soft-reseted SHINIES.
2. Complete any game using them.

The challenge is doing this in gen 3. I only got three. Which are Nidoran♀, Oddish and Wailmer.

Now for a real more plausible one:

"Politically INCORRECT Challenge"

1. Get 6 Pokémon that were banned from the anime at some point. The obvious choice, according to the name and description, is a Jynx.
2. Name them after "music stars". Naming the "Jynx" "Fat Beyoncé" grants you glory forthe MAGNIFICENT COUNTRY OF NORTH AND TRUE KOREA this challenge. Naming Porygon "Foam Party" is "great", too!
3. Equip them with items that represent stereotypes; for example, any Pokémon whose skin colour is shared with Jynx, or Jynx herself, could have a Gold Nugget.
4. Be rude during all the game. That means no Extreme Speed Dratini from Crystal, if you know what I mean.
5. In case you are doing this in either X or Y, make "Ur Mom" trades and dress yourself like a Pimp!
To sum it up, be a jerk person that the almighty Kim Jong-Un would be proud of!

X and Y/OmegaRuby and AlphaSapphire / Re: Nuzlocke-o-matic!
« on: February 03, 2014, 17:09 »
The "Gotta-go-fast" Nuzlocke Challenge:
1. If you wish to give your Pokemon an item, you may only give them either a Quick Claw or their Mega Stone.
2. When catching Pokemon, you only have up to 2 turns: 1 to weaken the Pokemon, and one to capture them.
3. You may only use up to 5 turns when battling a Pokemon. If you exceed this limit, you must discard your Lead Pokemon.

This, and you avatar, remind me of Germany.


"Vidyagaymes shall nicht beah viölenten!" wow such german

"Gotta go Fast", "Pokémon"... these are full of violence!

Since I think this section is half-death AND videogames are, sarcastically speaking, all a bunch of violent mixtures, we should make a non-violent challenge! No! Not a challenge! A must!

"Make Love, but not THAT Love, you dirty Vögel(n)s!":

-Since you are now a boring Hippie Yuppie from the Government, all your Pokémon can magically revive!
-Oh! What's that? A VIOLENT ATTACK like FLAME THROWER? Banned! Only innocent-looking moves can be used, for example, water gun or surf or... almost nothing. Darn, most types get straightly banned!
-Of course, attacks regarding sexual activities are not allowed!
-Kindergarten, Poké Care... we are in a retrograde society in which progress is a must! You shall only share these centers with Pokémon of the same gender!
-Drugs are bad: Mushroom-related Pokémon are banned, as well as their attacks.
-(In GSC and their remakes) Family is important: share your money with them!
-Evil should only be fought by adults, but since you are a POKÉMON MASTER, and, of course, you are magically in ages at 10, you will beat them all!

Bonus Points if you can actually survive this.

Trades / Re: Richard's IV Shop 2.0 (Updated: 2/3/2014)
« on: February 03, 2014, 13:01 »

Does no one here breed Pokemon? .-.

Hello there.

Yes, I do breed; but since without Dittos this is hard as heck, I am forced to just breed Gibles.

In fact, I am here to offer either a male or female Gible with the following IV distribution:

Gible (♂/♀)

Ability: Sand Veil

Nature: Jolly

IV: 31/31/31/X/31/31

Egg moves: Outrage, Iron Head.

I can name the one you want if requested. In return, I don't see anything that interest me right now, but I am patient. I know you have some, but adamant, so I just drop it here.


Edit: I am interested in that Piplup; it synergises well with my Garchomp, and Agility is the icing of the cake. SubPetaya, here I come (if Rich lets me to).

X and Y/OmegaRuby and AlphaSapphire / Re: Nuzlocke-o-matic!
« on: February 02, 2014, 21:39 »
Yes, I heard about it, and I must say N is the paradigm of this challenge (but that **** has Pokémon with 30IV in each stat).

Anyway, I would like to introduce you the Duke Nukem challenge, aKa the missogynist, hedonist, poképhilic challenge.

The rules are simple:

Your Pokémons are human, and so, if they faint, they die.
Since you are Duke Nukem (or a female counterpart), you are very heterosexual and you shall only have attractive Pokémon of the opposite gender.
All of them shall know any attack related with love, like attraction.
The one who is Duke Nukem can be either the player or the lead Pokémon, who will be, of course, of the opposite gender as the rest of the team.
Duke likes beauties: no ugly Pokémon allowed.
Since you are Duke Nukem, vitamins shall be consumed right when they are found or bought.
The lead Pokémon, if this is Duke, shall bring BlackGlasses.
No alien pigs allowed (sorry, Tepig), and so, none of your members shall be one of the enemies featured in the series.
The only recovery item allowed is beer, but since there is not beer in the game, the player shall use Lemonade instead.

X and Y/OmegaRuby and AlphaSapphire / Re: Nicknames!
« on: February 02, 2014, 19:15 »
I used to Nickname my Pokémon after other Video Game Characters, Examples are:

Scizor--Zero (Mega Man Franchise)
Zangoose--Zangief (Street Fighter)
Seviper--C. Viper (^Same as above)
Electivire--Blanka (^Same as above)
Smeargle--Max (Scribblenauts)
Ditto--Kirby (Kirby, obviously)
So on...

I see I am not alone, at least up to some point:

Hariyama - E. Honda (Street Fighter)
Xerneas - Valentine (Skullgirls) Because of her eye(s). The cross.
Greninja - Rannana (Pokémon) Rana is frog in Spanish, but this Pokémon is way better than Rattata (sorry, Joey).

 Some others are related with trolling:
Hippowdon - Hitrolldon
Rotom - Rotrollolo (lololo, lolololo ♪♫)
Durant (with Entrainment and Truant) - Trollant
Female Garchomp (with Iron Head and Sand Veil) - Sandyhax

And others are just from the Internet:

Lapras - 1337pras (Leetpras)
Charizard - Híper Dolan ("Híper" is Hyper in Spanish LOL GENIUS GT*O OF MAH LOGIC)
Snorlax - GabeN
Mewtwo - Mewtwo: Ep.3 (Confirmed)

Mega Smeargle: with Speed Bost, Extreme Speed by default and NO defences, as well as No Guard. With actual offences and speed. The ultimate suicidal and non-legendary lead/late-game sweeper!
Mega Swampert: It turns into a real Swamp. So no speed needed; just trap it with your Sand/Water trap to be the new, slower Dugtrio!
Mega Jynx: It turns into a purple/**** Lorelei! It even learns how to talk! Let her and Chatot be friends and sing in the nearest Karaoke!
Mega Golduck: "Accualy" is Dolan.
Mega Primeape: This thing only needs decent defences. It is fat already, so thick fat can work. (Hello, Mega-Venu, I am copying!)

X and Y/OmegaRuby and AlphaSapphire / Re: Shiny Pokemon!
« on: February 02, 2014, 15:54 »
First, I got a Shiny Heatmor, and I must say it was the first Heatmor I saw in-game, so my Pokédex shows the shiny as the default model. Sassy with no perfect IV anywhere, so I decided to trade it; meanwhile, someone wanted to trade me, and that person showed me a shiny Gollurk from the Safari Zone with a Rash Nature. Although I knew that shiny was more common, no one actually likes Heatmor (especially Durant), and... who dares not to adore a shiny Giant Ghost-Robot!

"Check Pokédex"
"Check whether monochromes are considered or not, like shinies"
"Check why this is thread has not been active for two months"
"Delicious_Scout cries"
"Someone gets this: "

My life must be boring, since I got no funny names yet. However, I remember to have sent a male Grumpig named George Bush with a Max. Repel.

What I got so far is:
Charmander (2)
An Amoongus named "♥U SUCK♥"
Loadsa Competitive Gibles (ready to trade some if you want, they include Outrage and Steel Attacks)
A lvl 1 Jolly Smeargle (now where am I supposed to find a Pokémon that knows Dark Void so that it can learn it?)
A Riolu with Prankster (Priority Phazing, please)
All Hoenn starters; therefore, Hoenn confirmed.
Kalos' starters.
Schythers, Mawiles, Absols...
A Porygon
A Phione
And, of course...

X and Y/OmegaRuby and AlphaSapphire / Re: Friend Codes
« on: February 02, 2014, 14:54 »
As you can see, my Friend Code is 1418-6798-1465
It includes Sandshrew (Sand Rush with a slow Pokémon for the lulz win), Nincada (Infiltrator for Ninjask, GOD for Shedinja) and Diggersby (Huge Power, aKa the new Azumarill). A shame none of us does not have yet a FC including Dittos.
Don't be shy and add me, I won't bite (Totodile does it for me).

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