I'm lactose intolerant which, as it is, I can deal with. Except yesterday I ate a whole tub (UK size) of Ben and Jerry's All or Nutting... because I saw it and it intrigued me... with 25% cream and a lot of extra milk it is an amazing brand as far as my olfactory senses go.
My bowels don't agree, however. All day I've been in crippling agony, fevered and... well, my guts are at least cleansed of that awful but delicious cream. At least I didn't get the full calorific whack, huh?
Inappropriate comment of the day: It really is amazing how much your colon can store when you see it all at once :B