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Happy Birthday Jeroen! :: News
Reported by Typhlosion on Thu 19 Jan 2012 14:49:59 UTC
Last updated by Typhlosion on Thu 19 Jan 2012 21:02:09 UTC
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Old man!

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PKMN.NET Owner, Admin and Superhero Joeno turns 27 today, and in a shocking move set to send tremors through the fish industry, his real life counterpart is also celebrating his 27th birthday today!

Jeroen has become something of an international celebrity within London, building effectively his own little coding empire which can inevitably lead onto only one thing: an appearance on the Simpsons.

Even though future episodes of The Simpsons are normally subject to MASSIVE secrecy, we're able to bring to you a little taster from what to expect from the upcoming "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Jeroen?", exclusive to PKMN.NET!

Bart: Ewww it's some weird European! I bet you're full of stereotypes!
Jeroen: Erm no that is not correct.
Bart: What do you do when you get home from work then?
Jeroen: I love nothing more than sitting at home in my windmill full of bicycles, with a pint of Heineken in my hand, wooden clogs on my feet and daffodils on the table.
Bart: Eat my shorts.

How unspeakably thrilling.

Fortunately for Jeroen, since that episode was filmed he has recently become a proper cock-er-nee geezer by setting up 'ouse down the Old Kent Road. Considering the price of this on a Monopoly board, one can also assume he's unafraid to "rough it" until he decides to return Mayfair's calls.

Since I'm reliably informed that real cock-er-nees enjoy nuffin more than a good ol' knees up down the nuclear sub, it's likely Jeroen will spend tonight sipping apple fritter admiring his special one's bacons and khyber pass. To help with this, we bring to you, for one day only: The Jeroen Song!

We Found Code

Variables in the light
Now we’re writing side by side
As your text box sends itself
What it takes to use SQL

It’s the way I’m feeling I just can’t deny
But I’ve gotta let it go

We found code in a hopeless place
We found code in a hopeless place
We found code in a hopeless place
We found code in a hopeless place

Send more queries come on three or four
Love the function I provide
Fill that array 'cause I need some more
I write echos with my mind

We found code in a hopeless place
We found code in a hopeless place
We found code in a hopeless place
We found code in a hopeless place


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That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on Thu 19 Jan 2012 15:51:26 UTC.
..This is brilliant. Happy birthday!
Nightmare Eater on Fri 20 Jan 2012 17:25:09 UTC.
Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoyed it!
Uncle Garnetto on Sun 22 Jan 2012 14:40:29 UTC.
... Is that Simpsons thing real?
Lugiafanatic on Thu 26 Jan 2012 11:13:49 UTC.
Happy birthday, you old man!