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EagleEye101 : Impactz:
Right, Here's how it goes. Person 1 answers above post with failed instructions, then asks for instructions on something else. Person 2 does the same. Example:


--- Quote --- How do you make a birthday cake for a nine year old?
--- End quote ---


--- Quote --- 1. Get some flour.
2. Leave it in the bag, and put it in the oven.
3. Take it out, and ask the nine year old into the room.
4. Put his face next to the bag, scream happy birthday and hit the Flour with a hammer.

How do you draw a picture of a donkey?
--- End quote ---

Rather simple really, here we go!

How can I change a Lightbulb?

Legacy:
1. Remove the old lightbulb.
2. Put in the new lightbulb.
3. Get electrocuted because you forgot to turn the lightswitch off.

How do you feed a rabbit?

lugia95:
1: Pull it out the cage.
2: Grab onto the top of it's head.
3: Force it's mouth open my pulling it's jaws apart.
4: Insert food into it's mouth.
5: Put a plaster on the bit marks on your hand.

How do you make a cup of tea?

Legacy:
1. Put tealeaves into a bowl.
2. Put glue into the bowl.
3. Mould the mixture into a small cup-like shape
4. Mould a handle
5. With excess glue, stick the handle to the cup. Use excess tealeaf-glue mixture to cover any gaps.
6. Leave to dry for 24 hours. Voila! One cup of tea.

Note: It is advised NOT to drink from this cup of tea, and instead to use it as an ornament to make your room smell like tea.

How do you use a magnifying glass?

Uncle Garnetto:
Get a drinking glass
2. Smash it on your or an unwilling passerbys head
3. Super glue you finger to the largest peice of the glass
Voila, a magnifying glass

How do I call someone on a mobile phone

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