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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #360 on: November 29, 2014, 22:40 »
Yo momma so fat, 154,789 Wailmer evolved inside her and all she did was burp.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #361 on: November 29, 2014, 22:53 »
Yo mamma so fat and stinky that Muk mega evolves everytime it approaches her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #362 on: January 16, 2015, 04:04 »
Your mom's so fat, Sheer Cold does half damage on her!

Your mom's so fat, she steps onto the scale and the Primal Groudon knocks Deoxys out of orbit!

Your mom's so fat, she's banned from using Heat Crash!

Your mom's so stupid, she thought it was Articuno, Gyarados, and Moltres!

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #363 on: February 06, 2015, 21:39 »
Your mother is so relentless, the fact alone puts a Dustox to shame...

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #364 on: February 10, 2015, 18:02 »
Yo Momma so ugly even Ditto can't tap that.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #365 on: March 22, 2015, 12:22 »
Your momma's so ugly that when Diancie made her some diamonds, the Pokemon started to cry because your momma had managed to make them look ugly!

Your momma's so stupid she thinks Meteor Mash is the outer space version of the sitcom!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #366 on: March 22, 2015, 12:34 »
Your momma's so stupid she thinks Meteor Mash is the outer space version of the sitcom!

↑ 10 points for Gryffindor due to this great joke.

Yo mamma's'o'stooped, her model'f ideal woman's Natalie Portman!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #367 on: March 22, 2015, 15:16 »
Yo momma smells so bad, when she farts, she doesn't fart, she uses poison gas.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #368 on: March 23, 2015, 04:09 »
Yo momma so ugly, Jynx said DAMN.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #369 on: March 23, 2015, 16:53 »
Yo momma so fat she can beat Snorlax in both a sleeping and eating contest.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #370 on: March 23, 2015, 20:10 »
Yo momma so slow, that when her, Internet Explorer and a slowpoke tried to run a race, she still lost.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #371 on: March 23, 2015, 20:11 »
Yo momma so slow, that when her, Internet Explorer and a slowpoke tried to run a race, she still lost.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #372 on: March 23, 2015, 20:18 »
*Bows*

Yo momma so dumb, when she heard the "I pikachu in the shower" joke, she called the cops.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #373 on: March 23, 2015, 20:41 »
Yo momma's so stupid, she can forget HMs.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #374 on: March 23, 2015, 21:45 »
Your mother befalls to be excedingly portly; in fact, so much that her HP stat is greater than Blissey's, causing the game to crash (although some say it is her sheer presence and weight what deprives the game of working).
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