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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1830 on: March 06, 2011, 16:36 »
Granted, and you do fly..... Into Jail. For Assulting a Police officer with a Judo Kick.

I wish that I could live forever
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1831 on: March 06, 2011, 16:55 »
Granted, but only your body never dies, and your brain rots into a foul smelling goo.  :ohmy:

I wish I was a ninja that couldn't be arrested or sent to jail. >:8O
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1832 on: March 06, 2011, 17:07 »
Granted but while you are facing ninja enemies, you get split right down the middle vertically in half from head to toe by the enemy leader.

I wish Jirachi didn't look like a piece of confetti.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1833 on: March 06, 2011, 17:11 »
Granted but then it looks like a giant piece of wedding cake instead.

I wish Alpacas sucked blood. Muhahahahaha.
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« Reply #1834 on: March 06, 2011, 21:17 »
Granted but they suck your blood first. And they think blood taste terrible. And plus they're full now. So first they suck all your blood out just to try it out and now you're dead but now they're full and they think blood tastes terrible so they never suck it again.

I wish for a wish that wouldn't actually be corrupted with bribery, police corruption, political corruption, corporate corruption, etc.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1835 on: March 06, 2011, 22:40 »
Granted, but on a night out it bumps into Katie Price and Paris Hilton... while it's holding a camera...

I wish that the next wish be as innocent as a Jonas Brother, and as industry savvy as Neil Patrick Harris
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1836 on: March 06, 2011, 23:10 »
Granted, but now the Jonas Brothers become super-guilty and Neil Patrick Harris becomes super unsavvy. So this wish is super-guilty, super industrially unsavvy and majorly messed up and corrupted.

I wish I created a pokemon named Gnawwing that was Dark and Flying type.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1837 on: March 06, 2011, 23:20 »
Granted... but it spends its frst three Anime eps being pushed around by the ridiculous yellow rodent.

I wish for a cover version of Bad Romance performed by Jared Leto and Adam Lambert... complete with a Frankie Goes to Hollywood level scandal of a video.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1838 on: March 07, 2011, 21:39 »
Granted but it turns into bad bromance by that shane guy.

I wish i wasn't so small :/ lol
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1839 on: March 08, 2011, 02:17 »
Granted but you turn so big that you spread into outer space and die from lack of air and your dead corpse is sucked into a black hole but unfortunately you clog it and you have to call an intergalactic plumber but you cant cause youre dead.

lol enough?

I wish that hadn't clogged my intergalactic toilet so I could ... meteors..................................
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1840 on: March 08, 2011, 19:08 »
Me: Unown Addict? Unown Addict...? Bonkers, he's drunk again. Anyway, I wish I had a dog named "Cat".
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1841 on: March 08, 2011, 19:44 »
Granted, but the dog named Cat thinks its a mouse. o-o

I wish I had telekinesis that won't backfire on me!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1842 on: March 08, 2011, 19:51 »
Granted, but your TK kicks in during an intimate moment, now your in prison.

I wish Glee had the balls to go through with the Sam plotline they originally had.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1843 on: March 08, 2011, 19:55 »
Quote from: Darkwing on March 08, 2011, 19:51
Granted, but your TK kicks in during an intimate moment, now your in prison.

eh.... wha? O-o

ANYWAYS...

Granted, but several Glee actors die in a horrific car accident and you are blamed for it.

I wish I had a giant hammer that i could hit people with as i please without getting arrested for assault! ^_^
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1844 on: March 08, 2011, 20:44 »
Tuff: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! :mad:
Me: I was wishing for ninaga (rank after ninja) skills.
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