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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2880 on: June 22, 2012, 01:54 »
Granted, but your Christmas sucks. : D

I wish my Golurk would catch up to the rest of the team a little faster, he's five levels behind!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2881 on: June 23, 2012, 01:07 »
Granted. He gets Rare Candies... that are poisonous. He levels up, then dies. His dead body falls on you, crushes you, and you die too.

I wish for a toilet the size of a bottle cap that I could attach to my  so whenever I have to use the bathroom I don't have to worry.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2882 on: June 23, 2012, 09:27 »
Granted. He gets Rare Candies... that are poisonous. He levels up, then dies. His dead body falls on you, crushes you, and you die too.

I wish for a toilet the size of a bottle cap that I could attach to my  so whenever I have to use the bathroom I don't have to worry.
Granted, but what you don't realise till after you use it that it doesn't flush and it's content won't shrink if you shrink the toilet itself

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2883 on: June 23, 2012, 11:00 »
Granted, but every episode is in a language you don't understand.

I wish Darth Maul and Savage Opress were the main Villains in the next Star Wars the Clone Wars series. (For all I know, they might be anyway!)

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2884 on: June 23, 2012, 17:27 »
Granted, but every episode is in a language you don't understand.

I wish Darth Maul and Savage Opress were the main Villains in the next Star Wars the Clone Wars series. (For all I know, they might be anyway!)
Isn't darth maul dead by clone wars?

Granted, but the decision kills the show, and the whole series ( kind of like what enterprise almost did to star trek) in revenge, George Lucas leads an army of site to kill you. Then, when they fail, he builds a death star and blows up earth, before making star wars actually happen, but knowing what happens, he filled that stupid hole and it can't be blown up. The sith win, well and truly

I wish that actually happened
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2885 on: June 23, 2012, 21:05 »
Granted. Do you have urinal cakes in your head? The stupid earth blows up, so you die. I die too, don't I? Who cares??!! It's your wish, your corruption, so no one cares about anyone else it's all about you.

I wish for nddvbdvivbskvljbnvkjbgjhbfbkhbbgjkgkgkjgkgfkbgkgb krbgjhggZghtbfrage. Screw it. I wish the Dəll keyboard was an electric guitar so when I type crazy random stuff really fast I would get good electric guitar sounds from the typing instead of random letters everywhere.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2886 on: June 23, 2012, 21:45 »
Granted. Do you have urinal cakes in your head? The stupid earth blows up, so you die. I die too, don't I? Who cares??!! It's your wish, your corruption, so no one cares about anyone else it's all about you.

I wish for nddvbdvivbskvljbnvkjbgjhbfbkhbbgjkgkgkjgkgfkbgkgb krbgjhggZghtbfrage. Screw it. I wish the Dəll keyboard was an electric guitar so when I type crazy random stuff really fast I would get good electric guitar sounds from the typing instead of random letters everywhere.
What do you mean? That was a good wish! My death is worth it of it was part of the rise is Lucas's undeffeatable sith empire

Granted, you get good sounds, but played in a aweful order so it sounds aweful.

I wish I was friends with Peter griffin
« Last Edit: June 23, 2012, 21:48 by Uncle Garnetto »
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2887 on: June 24, 2012, 00:31 »
What do you mean? That was a good wish! My death is worth it of it was part of the rise is Lucas's undeffeatable sith empire

Excuzemua? What did you say? You die and go to hell. You meet me there. I beat the crap out of you. Your jaw falls out. "Eat my $5 foot long, you son of an ugly beach!" That's the corruption. Want more?

Granted. Peter Griffin turns "crazy." He pins you to the bed, then he sticks his d- Aw, man. I can't finish my sentence because I'm about to throw u- Blehhhhhhhhhhhh! I throw up on you.

I wish for a forcefield that protects me from any threat.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2888 on: June 24, 2012, 01:01 »
Granted. Unfortunately it ALSO cuts off the flow of oxygen around you and you slow suffocate....

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2889 on: June 24, 2012, 02:25 »
Granted. You get a penny... that came from a cat's vsomethinga... and the penny is fake. :o

I wish all PKMN.NET members would meet in real life and be friends.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 02:28 by Draghost999 »

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2890 on: June 24, 2012, 10:39 »
Granted, but then the idiots at seribii get jelous at us start a war against us... And they have real Pokemon. We dont.

I wish I was friends with the doctor
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2891 on: June 24, 2012, 11:24 »
Granted, you are friends with a psychotic murderer with a doctorate. In a locked room. Oh, and did I mention he is a cannibal.

I wish I had infinite legally gained money that I could not be crushed by and no one other than me knew about.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2892 on: June 24, 2012, 14:31 »
Granted. But you die. Why? Because I said so.

I wish for a trenchgun.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2893 on: June 24, 2012, 15:44 »
Granted. It backfires

I wish I had a sliding Device ( if you don't know, it allows you to travel between parallel universes.
I am the champion, my friends!
I have ALL 646 pokemans, in my boxes, legitimately gained, in order( and an awesome team). I am the dex MASTER.
i will take all battles, if you want to challenge me and i hope to take part in upcoming tourneys

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2894 on: June 24, 2012, 18:09 »
Granted. I get you a sliding device. I break it in front of your face. Then I break your face.

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