Here's what you do, you ask a random question and get a weird answer.
Example:
P1: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?
P2: No, it hands ice cream to all of the animals in the forest.
How do you make a cake?
Rules:
Nothing alcohol related
Nothing inappropriate or vulgar
I'll start.
How far in is it really until the admins show up?