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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1005 on: March 07, 2010, 09:22 »
Granted, but the Dark Lord Gordon Brown forges a master ring to control all others and with the magic in the ring he spreads across the land. Town after town enveloped in his stomach folds until all is lost. The end.

I wish Moon Chaser could stop Dark Lord Brown.


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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1006 on: March 07, 2010, 09:33 »
Granted but I had to give up all the magic in the world to stop him. :'(

I wish that all the cites in the world tuned into tropical rainforests.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1007 on: March 07, 2010, 09:40 »
Granted but in the cold climate of northern Europe the rainforests die leaving a barren wasteland from which the world will never recover. With their cities and ecosystems destroyed the European powers (that includes Russia) declare a war on the rest of the world and once more the poorer nations are forced into poverty as they become slaves to the Northern European Coalition of Doom....
....and it is all Moon Chaser's fault.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1008 on: March 07, 2010, 11:17 »
With their cities and ecosystems destroyed the European powers (that includes Russia) declare a war on the rest of the world and once more the poorer nations are forced into poverty as they become slaves to the Northern European Coalition of Doom....
....and it is all Moon Chaser's fault.
It would happen at some point even if I had not made the wish.

Granted but it bites you and somehow flys away.

I wish i had an infinite supply of sherbet lemons.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1009 on: March 08, 2010, 19:15 »
Granted but the supply is in your tummy and the infinite number of sherbet lemons causes a fizz overload and you pop into a thousand bubbles!

I wish I lived on Button Moon.
 

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1010 on: March 08, 2010, 19:45 »
Granted, but there is no Mr. Spoon anymore.

I wish I weren't so tired.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1011 on: March 08, 2010, 21:36 »
Granted but you can never sleep again.

I wish my parrot would stop ignoring me.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1012 on: March 09, 2010, 17:32 »
Granted, you become close friends and your parrot talks with you every night. Now that you're closer together your parrot reveals his secret mission to rid the world of Chaos forces seeping in from the Nether world and threatening mankind. Leaving you with no choice but to leave your life behind and travel the world to help your parrots' crusade. You drain the blood of Chaos' fallen warriors to grant you their dark magic and use it against them. Before long you become corrupted by magic and you skin flakes from your body leaving a mass of organs and bones and muscle, eternally bleeding until at last you are destroyed by your own parrot as it tries desperately to save what little humanity you have left.......etc. This could've been avoided if you just left the parrot alone.


I wish I wasn't procrastinating on this topic so much.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1013 on: March 09, 2010, 17:36 »
Granted, but the work you are doing becomes impossible

I wish my Science homework was easier

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1014 on: March 10, 2010, 14:08 »
granted, but you become brain-dead and fail miserably anyway, then you end up working in burgerking

I wish I had a burger from burger king  :laugh:
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1015 on: March 10, 2010, 17:02 »
Granted but the use by date was some time 3 years ago.

This could've been avoided if you just left the parrot alone.
I knew that he was a total nutter.

I wish Peanut (my parrot) wasn't a total nutter.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1016 on: March 12, 2010, 13:07 »
granted but then you become a total nutter!!!!!

I wish I was attractive to guys
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1017 on: March 13, 2010, 22:03 »
Granted but men are always bothering you 24/7.

I wish animals can talk.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1018 on: March 14, 2010, 10:58 »
Granted, but "the first thing you find out when you discover your dog can talk is that dogs don't got much interesting to say. About anything."

I wish Gen V to be good, and I am able to get it when it comes out in 2-3 years.


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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1019 on: March 15, 2010, 21:20 »
granted, but all  the copies break when you touch them, and your DS breaks if you use gloves to insert it.


I wish that i had -5 wishes!
 currupting a negative = positive