Topic: first world problems

[not chloe]

I’m such a middle class white girl that I’ve never been to a laundrette before? I’m only here to tumble dry my clothes but it’s all SO CONFUSING?

I just have no idea what’s going on and what anything is send help

[SirBlaziken]

Depends on if you want it to be a biography or an autobiography

I ended up writing it in 3rd because it wasn't specific and I assumed someone else would be reading it. It would've been hard to judge me if the judges don't know my name

I feel like most things in life that are supposed to make me proud of myself or happy just don't mean anything to mean anymore. I don't know why.

[Shaymin]

Depends on if you want it to be a biography or an autobiography

if he's writing about himself it'll be an auto biography regardless

[SirBlaziken]

So I finally after about a month of waiting get to see my counselor for the first time. Until we get there and as it turns out we were told a time 45 minutes after our actual scheduled time by the desk clerk during the call and have to reschedule.

Unbelievable.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

if he's writing about himself it'll be an auto biography regardless

Not if it’s a biography for a car!

[The Shrub Dragon]

^but blaze, writing about himself, is not writing about a car.  he's writing about blaze.


my laptop started freaking out on me for a minute which made me really anxious and now i'm too anxious to carry on reading which is making me more anxious and i'm pretty much a mess who's trying not to succumb to Panic Hell.

[Shaymin]

Not if it’s a biography for a car!

the prefix auto in the word autobiography means that it was written by the person it was about.
a biography is a book written about a person by someone else.

ie, i write a book about my own life, it's an autobiography. i write a book about your lie, it's a biography.

anyway i got mad fibro pain and it got me craving the void, and also my great uncle passed away a few days ago

[Captain Jigglypuff]

the prefix auto in the word autobiography means that it was written by the person it was about.
a biography is a book written about a person by someone else.

ie, i write a book about my own life, it's an autobiography. i write a book about your lie, it's a biography.

It was a joke. You set it up by putting a space in the word and I was playing wwwith the word since auto can also mean car. You people really need to know when someone made a joke.

[SirBlaziken]

^I pose the same to you, seeing as you're usually the first to take it literally and not look at the sarcastic side of things.

Furnace is "fixed", meaning we have heat but leaving the furnace on spews stupid high levels of Carbon Monoxide. So basically until the community action board comes to fully insulate and then replace the furnace (for free since we're in the poorhouse basically), we have to do this dance where we turn on the furnace, let the house heat up a bit and then turn it off quickly so we don't possibly die.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Furnace is "fixed", meaning we have heat but leaving the furnace on spews stupid high levels of Carbon Monoxide. So basically until the community action board comes to fully insulate and then replace the furnace (for free since we're in the poorhouse basically), we have to do this dance where we turn on the furnace, let the house heat up a bit and then turn it off quickly so we don't possibly die.

Wouldn’t a small electric heater work better? They are very effective at heating up a room and they now have a safety feature that automatically shuts off the heater if it falls over. So you have less chance of it causing a fire. There are affordable models out there and they come in all shapes and sizes.

[the bread dragon]

scored a very strong and powerful 53% on a math test, oops

[SirBlaziken]

Wouldn’t a small electric heater work better? They are very effective at heating up a room and they now have a safety feature that automatically shuts off the heater if it falls over. So you have less chance of it causing a fire. There are affordable models out there and they come in all shapes and sizes.

Once again, we're in the poorhouse so we can't exactly do that. Besides, that would not nearly heat the house as efficiently as what we need.

Someone ate my dark chocolate twix. :{

[Captain Jigglypuff]

^There’s a dark chocolate Twix now?

[not chloe]

My brother had his phone stolen at the Mexican Grand Prix so now it’s going to be really difficult to stay in touch with him while he’s still over there 💔 he comes home in a month/ish and honestly spending 5 months apart from him has been the worst thing about 2017

[SirBlaziken]

^There’s a dark chocolate Twix now?

They've been out for years. Mainly at speedway. Love speedway <3

This girl called off work claiming to be sick, then shows up later in the day to get a milkshake. When asked why she's there getting a milkshake she claims to have strep throat. If she has strep, then why the hell is she at work, or in public in general?