Pages: [1] 2 ... 7

Author Topic: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster  (Read 7592 times)

0 Members, Big Brother and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

OranBerrySandvich

  • Guest
Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« on: June 13, 2011, 19:12 »
Hi! I'm a shouty man, here to tell you about new:
Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster!
[/size]
With this new forum game, you'll be guaranteed minutes of mild amusement! Tests show that new Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster is up to a bit percent better at wasting your time than other leading forms of mild amusement! Let's see what the public have to say!

It's alright, I guess.
He paid me to say it was good.
What is this site? He just bundled me into a sack and threatened to punch my lights out if I didn't provide positive feedback on his new product...

So! Participate now, before the police arrest me for bribery and blackmail!

(Er-hem. Basically, just sell a largely useless, entirely fictional product.)
Logged

Offline EagleEye101 : Impactz

  • I most certainly am not a
  • Typhlosion Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 769
  • Gender: Male
  • Like that avatar? Visit my sprite shop C:
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2011, 20:10 »
Hello there young sir, I would love to sell you a brand new....

JELLY FIREPLACE!!!

This fireplace is worth 20 Million pounds but because its you, you can have it for 19.9r Million Pounds!
For a nice warm house* and a wobbly sculpture, call 01 21 D0 1 NOW!!!!!!

*warm house means house on fire, as it will set you house on fire
Logged
I don't want a signature.

Offline Gusparce

  • Dunsparce
  • Joeno Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 1096
  • Gender: Male
  • I'm not your average worm.
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2011, 20:45 »
Hello there good sir! I come here to offer you an amazing product, the....
CHOCOLATE IN-A-CAN
You know you've always wanted Chocolate in a can, and now you CAN!
For the low, low price of your left leg.
Logged

Offline Spriter

  • Sentret Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 3299
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 18:07 »
I recommend you to try the...

.NETINATORsize]

It turns all websites into .NET at a low price of £65m pounds. Try it now!
Logged

Offline Kona

  • Mad props to Mr. Dalliard for the avatar. The world's biggest
  • Joeno Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 1658
  • Gender: Male
  • sir fredricko the seventytwelf of rainbow land
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 18:15 »
NEW FROM KNA!!!!

THE EXPLOSIVE RUBBER DUCKY!!!!

Yours for the all time low price of your first born son. Used to be 2!!!!

Ring 365356436546745 to orders your:

EXPLOSIVE RUBBER DUCKY!!!!

ONLY FROM KNA NETWORKS
Logged

Quote
<Ledyba>: and I replied quick as a flash
<Girl>: AHHHH!!!The voices.

Offline Spriter

  • Sentret Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 3299
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2011, 18:19 »
New and Improved:

The CharlesInator!

Turns anyone into Charles!
Free for 1 Hour only! Hurry while stocks last!
Logged

Offline Mr.Mewtwo

  • Lord of...ermm...nothing.
  • Typhlosion Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 575
  • Gender: Male
  • so i herd u liek mew2?
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2011, 20:51 »
I would liek to sell you a repel!But it's not just any repel.Just take a whiff of that scent!It will draw any trainer to you,won't it?And for a limited time only,we'll throw in a free Max Repel for just 3,500,000!
CALL NOW!
Logged
http://gpxplus.net/user/MrKyurem
Quote from: MrGiratina
You know what would help?
Shut up.
Reshiram is WAY better than Zekrom. Evry1 who agrees, copy&paste this into ur sig.
Samurott is the BEST Unova starter. Evry1 who agrees, copy&paste this into ur sig.
I give up.I bring an idea here and you moan because there's "no copyright."Lets have a look at yours,Mr.Perfect.

Offline Sizacu

  • Sentret Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 4313
  • Gender: Female
  • hello everyone
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2011, 21:17 »
Quote from: Samurott | Reuniclus XL on June 15, 2011, 18:19
New and Improved:

The CharlesInator!

Turns anyone into Charles!
Free for 1 Hour only! Hurry while stocks last!
I.. I would actually buy that xD (It's free P: )

Hello, this is the Shopping Channel! For foods and items that are made especially for you!

Today, we have this dingy, little NI CUTTING KNIFE. At first glance, this may seem to be an ordinary cutting knife, however, it is infact no ordinary cutting knife! This cutting knife, in fact, can slice through anything! Be careful, though! You may need to purchase an NI CUTTING BOARD if you're having trouble not cutting through your regular, old chopping board! Be sure to order this by XX Day, XX Month at 201X, and you will be able to have whatever you'd like engraved on the handle!

Buy yours today, for only 45 000 000 NI Credits!

*had too much fun*
Logged

Captivating Radiant Elegant Serene Seraphic Enchanting Lovely Immortal Adorable

Are you interested in spriting, or improving it?

Offline EagleEye101 : Impactz

  • I most certainly am not a
  • Typhlosion Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 769
  • Gender: Male
  • Like that avatar? Visit my sprite shop C:
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2011, 17:42 »
Why hello there, I would just love to sell you the new and improved....

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS!!!!

To pee off your neighbours and to annoy your Neigbourhood so much you get burned at the stake, you should try the Brand new Jehovahs Witness! And It doesn't cost an Arm and a Leg Either! Just a foot and a hand! Call our Number, 0779456282 today!!!!
Logged
I don't want a signature.

Offline Hitmonchu

  • Mulholland Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 485
  • Gender: Male
  • A Spriter and a
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2013, 20:10 »
Hello kind sir, would you like a  O0?
Logged

ALL HAIL GOOMY

Offline SirBlaziken

  • You either die a hero or live long enough to get a bad reboot
  • Name Rater Hater
  • *****
  • Posts: 5854
  • Gender: Male
  • Hax High Priest
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2013, 20:50 »
Hello sir would you like to buy a...Block of wood in a Can?

Now when you throw it at someone it hurts twice as much! Only $100 for a 4 ounce can. Order now and receive a free   :police: !

Please call 555-use-less to order!
Logged
Click here to access my paste to get to my teambuilding topics here on PKMN

Offline Hitmonchu

  • Mulholland Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 485
  • Gender: Male
  • A Spriter and a
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2013, 21:09 »
Hello kind sir, would you like some
EVAPORATED WATER?
Comes in a can! (inside a bag, inside a box, inside a crate)
Can be used for all sorts of things! Just look!
  • Evaporated Water
  • Air Moisture
  • Cloud Substitute
  • Humidifier
  • Fog
Order now and get a free* private jet!
Call 555-555-5555 and give us your credit card number, e-mail address, address, ZIP code, PIN code, and computer password!
*Will be taken out of your insurance
Logged

ALL HAIL GOOMY

Offline SirBlaziken

  • You either die a hero or live long enough to get a bad reboot
  • Name Rater Hater
  • *****
  • Posts: 5854
  • Gender: Male
  • Hax High Priest
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2013, 21:14 »
Hello  sir how would you like to buy a...

Gigantic purple shoe

With it you could:

Live in it
sell it to a giant who likes purple
win a shin kicking contest

for the low price of your soul, order now!

« Last Edit: August 11, 2013, 17:52 by ShinyBlaziken2000 »
Logged
Click here to access my paste to get to my teambuilding topics here on PKMN

Offline Hitmonchu

  • Mulholland Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 485
  • Gender: Male
  • A Spriter and a
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2013, 21:23 »
I'd buy it.

anyway,
Hi, would you like
1 second of pure silence?
It's practically free*!
*1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars
Don't read the fine print.
Just trust me.
It says nothing.
Really.
Logged

ALL HAIL GOOMY

Offline SirBlaziken

  • You either die a hero or live long enough to get a bad reboot
  • Name Rater Hater
  • *****
  • Posts: 5854
  • Gender: Male
  • Hax High Priest
    • View Profile
Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2013, 21:28 »
How would you like to buy a book of snappy comebacks?

only for the price of one baby!
Logged
Click here to access my paste to get to my teambuilding topics here on PKMN
Pages: [1] 2 ... 7