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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2013, 21:31 »
Would you like a wooden Hitmonchu?

Call now to order
Must be 1000000 years of age or older to order
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2013, 21:37 »
Would you like to buy an Asian turkeysaur? You know you do! It's the low, low price of £1,000,000, with free shipping to the UK, and £7.50 shipping world wide (except U.S. which is £500 shipping to make up for the extortion we pay :tongue2:)
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2013, 21:45 »
how would you like to buy a snail, but not just a snail a turtlesnail?
only 500000000000 euros! call now
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2013, 21:48 »
Wanna buy something more than a corndog?
Then try the new-and-improved
2 CORNDOGS!
Buy for only $38!
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2013, 22:25 »
How would you like to buy a NuclearDeath Puppy?

Amaze your friends
Destroy the earth
Power New York City
Get actual nuclear waste

These are just a few of the things you can do with your nuclear death puppy!

Yours for the price of $3,000,000 and one puppy.
Ask about free shipping!
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« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2013, 22:28 »
Airs essential. You agree there? Why not buy extra air? Extra air = extra life! It's the fountain of eternal youth!

Bags of fresh air! Only £1000!!!!!!!!!!*

*limited time offer, offer ends 10 minutes ago, regular price £1000000000
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2013, 23:20 »
Hello you want to buy a duck? But not just any duck, a duck that MOOs!

only one million rupees! order now
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2013, 16:07 »
You may like chickens; who doesn't? But why not try something new? Why not try the Jackal headed chickens? Only £1999.99/g
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2013, 16:39 »
Hello, good sir.
Would you care to buy some
Hats for your pancakes?
They make any pancake look gentlemanly
Order now for only 440£
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2013, 20:07 »
Shut up and take my money!

How would like to buy:

A Taco flavored Glowstick?

only $100 each, call now!
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2013, 20:09 »
(They actually sound quite cool)

You like Crocodiles? You like Quesadillas? Try a Quesadile! The worlds first mix betwixt Animal and food!
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2013, 20:15 »
That idea really BITES

You should buy a  :ph34r:

only  :sleep: dollars and >:D cents
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2013, 20:18 »
You'd love a  :-X!
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2013, 21:50 »
Do you want to buy a vowel?

Only $250
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Re: Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2013, 01:38 »
No,I'd like to solve the puzzle: Pikachu thinks u sux!

Kind sir,how would you like to buy a Cow?
But not just any cow,a brown cow? You can make chocolate milk so you aren't annoyed by that old joke!

Only the crazy low price of:

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.We only accept exact cash. Order now and we'll throw in a slug for  only
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars more! (Plus 1,000,000,000 S and H)

What? That price for a chocolate cow? It is selling something UDDER-ly redeculus(Ha!)
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