My mum bought me an Amazon Echo Dot for Christmas. I looked up various things I can say to it, and it said I could ask it to tell me Star Wars jokes.
How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer the dark side.
Why is Yoda bad at rugby league?
How is duct tape like the force?
It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the galaxy together.
Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?
Because for a jedi, attachments are forbidden.
Why is Grand Moff Tarkin single?
He's looking for love in Alderaan places.
What is Han Solo's least favourite coffee shop?
What is Yoda's favourite dinosaur?
Doceratops. There is no tri.
Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
Because he's always a little short.
Why can't you eat a wookiee?
What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
What degrees do wookiees get?
Their Chewbacca-laureates.
When is the staring contest over?
Once You've heard one Star Wars joke...
...You've heard them Maul.
I think that's all of them.
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