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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #765 on: December 03, 2009, 22:16 »
Granted. Torchwood was originally the codename for Doctor Who to hide it from the press. *gives you the second series of Doctor Who*

I wish PERSONYOUDONTKNOW wouldn't just drop an RP halfway through.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #766 on: December 03, 2009, 22:19 »
Granted. You were due to appear at a psychic's convention, where you meet your untimely end. Didn't see that coming, huh?

No, no I didn't. *cough*yes I did.*cough*

Oh and, PERSONYOUDONTKNOW stops making Rp's altogether.

I wish I knew who the person was.

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« Reply #767 on: December 03, 2009, 22:25 »
Granted, but he has a fetish for snuff and is a necrophile (seriously). *introduces you in a dark ally and leaves*

I wish I had a Team Rocket outfit.

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« Reply #768 on: December 03, 2009, 22:33 »
*Uses a smoke bomb and dissapears into thin air.*
I'm a ghost that can carry things.

Oh and your wish is granted, but it has been charmed to squeeze the life out of you. *Uses super glue to stick it on.*

I wish I could do a cartwheel.
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« Reply #769 on: December 03, 2009, 23:27 »
Granted but you stop half way and stay like that forever.

I wish pee was clean and smelled of roses...warming in bed for those long Winter nights where you don't want to walk on the cold tiles in the bathroom. Think about it, you want this wish badly.  8)

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« Reply #770 on: December 03, 2009, 23:44 »
Granted, but this results in internal infections for everyone  in the world because the bacteria and viruses aren't being ejected.
(But yes, that would be an evolutionary genius)

I wish Justin Lee Collins would... You know... Stop being so annoying. >>;

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #771 on: December 06, 2009, 15:22 »
Okay, he's embarrassing instead...


I wish I wish I was brave.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #772 on: December 07, 2009, 13:09 »
Granted but you are so brave that you challenge Chuck Norris to a fight and ultimately meet your doom in horrible squelching fashion.

Oh ,I wish that it could be Christmas everyday-ay-ay-ay.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #773 on: December 07, 2009, 16:03 »
granted but santa works too much, so he quits!

i wish... I GOT THE POWER!

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #774 on: December 07, 2009, 16:08 »
Granted but unfortunatly you SNAP - Geddit?


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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #775 on: December 07, 2009, 16:51 »
1st of all, no
2nd of all, you do tell jokes, but while reading your own famouse book,you walk of a cliff
I wish I was a KUNG FU FIGHTAH!

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #776 on: December 08, 2009, 03:06 »
Granted, but one time you punch so hard that it retaliates and it hits you instead.

I wish I had no work to do...

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #777 on: December 08, 2009, 20:27 »
Granted you have no work when you're expelled for high treason to your school/college/uni. Feel free to enjoy your new found freedom by getting a job.

I wish I was lovable and smelled like freshly cut grass.

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« Reply #778 on: December 08, 2009, 20:35 »
Granted. *turns you into a rose*
... =D

I wish the world wasn't so cruel and dark towards the misunderstood.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #779 on: December 08, 2009, 20:43 »
Granted but the world becomes so in love with the dark and misunderstood it starts to stalk them...and smell their shoes!

Granted. *turns you into a rose*
...you know my thorns are just for show.   :)

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