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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #630 on: November 12, 2009, 13:08 »
Granted,but you have an appointment with the King Of Hell and you will be tortured until you can't take it.Then you will be slaughtered like a chicken(sorry if i am a little harsh)

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #631 on: November 12, 2009, 21:40 »
Granted but you sell your thumbs to pay for repairs.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #632 on: November 12, 2009, 21:49 »
Granted, but he is no longer your friend.

I wish the world could see that the world is not the world but a worldly entity that is known as the "World"
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #633 on: November 12, 2009, 21:51 »
Granted. *give everyone some LSD and lets them go crazy*

I wish I had more Pepsi. ;;

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #634 on: November 12, 2009, 21:53 »
Granted, but you now live in a dystopia known only as 'Pepsi Axiom'. The only inhabitants are small can-like beasts known as 'Chinose'. You try to communicate with one, but suddenly you are pounded with a discarded J20 bottle.

I wish the above was true.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #635 on: November 12, 2009, 21:54 »
Granted, but instead of Riche getting crushed by the bottle, you do



I wish I wasn't failing anything at school.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #636 on: November 12, 2009, 21:57 »
Granted, but now you're passing everything, thereby meaning you're passing the 'line', a line which seperates your school from Normals and Vampires. You suddenly turn into a vampire, and now are unable to pass any exams as most exams take one hour and you feel a sudden thirst for blood every fifty minutes.

I wish that there was an emoticon that had a top hat and snobbily decreed 'Old Chap' upon passing buy it.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #637 on: November 12, 2009, 22:00 »
Granted, but people get so annoyed by it that they hang themselves, leaving only you left on the planet. D:

I wish people didn't seem to dislike me for no reason, actually. o.o;

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #638 on: November 12, 2009, 22:01 »
Granted, but they kill you anyway.

I wish there was an 'Ignore' button in real life.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #639 on: November 12, 2009, 22:02 »
Granted, but everybody ignores you, including yourself.

I wish I had some food now.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #640 on: November 12, 2009, 22:04 »
((Actually, I'm already a vampire. I don't take blood though. I'm a psyvamp. I feed off of thoughts and such))

Granted, but you get so much food, and you can't stop eating, and become Gluttony (from either FMA or Keys to the kingdom, doesn't matter)


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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #641 on: November 12, 2009, 23:49 »
Richie I hate you.

Granted but then you move to Soviet Russia, and the elements control you.

I wish I was in a room made out of tacos and hamburgers and was hungry, but not so hungry that I died, and the tacos and hamburgers aren't poisoned or anything that will kill me, and nobody gets involved and I'm not the only person on the planet and that this wish wasn't corrupted and that you couldn't turn anything I said against me.

I think I'm safe.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #642 on: November 12, 2009, 23:54 »
Granted, but the sun implodes, destroying the earth, and you.


I wish that I would never die.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #643 on: November 12, 2009, 23:56 »
Granted. But you get so old that you shrivel up and turn into a human bean.

(See what I did there?!)

I wish.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #644 on: November 13, 2009, 05:33 »
Uh, Turtleneck you didn't make a wish.

I wish I had more orange juice.

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