Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but every other pokemon you own is hacked. You get a bad egg. Your game freezes. Victini dies.

I wish for chocolate. Without nuts.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but your game corrupts, and you lose it.

I wish for every other wish to be uncorruptable.

Granted, but then your wish has to be corrupted so, no, they're still corrupted.

Granted, but every other pokemon you own is hacked. You get a bad egg. Your game freezes. Victini dies.

I wish for chocolate. Without nuts.

Granted but some random dude eats right before you put it in your mouth.

(Wow. Poor Victini) I wish for Nintendo 3DSi XL.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. I hope you enjoy being 100 years in the future where nobody remembers you!

I wish I had a bottomless jug of apple juice.

[spritey]

Granted but you drown in it.

I wish I had a giant straw.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but its a normal sized straw, your just really tiny       I wish I had a massive bar of chocolate...

[spritey]

Granted but its so huge and tall that it's so close to the sun and it melts, flooding your entire town in chocolate.

I wish for the Name Rater to hurry up and rate my nicknames.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted but its so huge and tall that it's so close to the sun and it melts, flooding your entire town in chocolate.

I wish for the Name Rater to hurry up and rate my nicknames.

Technically, wouldn't it cover the planet? Because the chocolate itself would be much bigger than the planet.
Oh yeah, granted, but he still doesn't like them.

I wish my ribs didn't hurt!

[spritey]

^ Yes. It would.

Granted. Because now you don't have any ribs.

I wish for the person below to not reply to this wish

[Phyrior]

I wish the guy above had made a wish, instead of me making this copout post...

[spritey]

Granted but the wish came true (literally.)

I wish for the person below to not corrupt this wish.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. But your wish must be corrupted, so we boil you in oil.

I wish I could eat iron without any repercussions.

[spritey]

Granted but all the Arons get hungry because you ate their iron and they maul you to death and burp out your bones out of hunger.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish but not horribly corrupt it. XD

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted. I only punch you in the face half as hard because I have an irrational hatred for people sticking XD at the end of their posts.

I wish I was allowed to punch Unown Addict harder.

[Skyler and Blazer]

((Couldn't I eat the aron too?))
Granted, but you shatter every bone in your arm in doing so.

I wish I could eat iron and the aron and their family loved me.

[spritey]

Granted but then a Steelix catches you munching its tail and totally Iron Tails you into a tree hard.

I wish I could get a Feebas in Emerald.