Topic: first world problems

[SirBlaziken]

My dog got up on the counter, ate a stick of butter and threw it up on the carpet....again.

[Kerou 犠牲]

Even on my days off I'm getting up at half five. I just want sleep.

EDIT: I don't think days off exist for me any more. Got a phone call before 7am for someone calling in sick and spent the rest of the morning scrambling for cover and fixing the rotas so everyone gets enough days off. It's been an absolute nightmare. Nearly ended up going to Bristol this weekend too haha, good thing I didn't.

[Shaymin]

good. iceberg lettuce is Not The Best Thing for guinea pigs cos its so nutritionally devoid of anything and basivcaslly just watery fibre which usually = guinea pig diohhrea diorreea dirreeha dioorreea loose poops for most guinea pigs.

satan n co get kale n carrots n tomatoes and tatties so no super pooper for them

also club penguin is dead. i never went on it but. it's dead.

[not chloe]

Having so much bother trying to book a table for my birthday meal tomorrow (I'm turning 20 and it isn't okay) and it's just such a mess.

Vodka Revolution's table booking enquiry service is terrrible and doesn't work so I hope my group of 10 actually have a table because at the minute we don't know 🙂🙂🙂🙂

[SirBlaziken]

Trying to arrange my birthday party for next friday but I can't ask one of my best friends because he's got kidney stones and I don't want to make him feel bad because he can't come (not trying to be arrogant, that's the kind of person he is, as am I)

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 This is such a petty problem but I bought two bottles of schnapps (because they were £4.99 in Lidl) only to bring them home and remember that alcohol messes with the muscle's ability to repair itself. It could be broscience idk.

 Man. Dilemmas.

[Cody999]

I don't know if I've mentioned this before but I'm really good at procrastinating. I'm the best person I know when it comes to doing anything but the given task. I get really amazing at it when I try and sit down and write. Anything can and will distract me at that point. I need to be saved from my lazy ways

Edit: Tried to go to sleep and the stupid fire alarm went off. At 11:20. Why?

[Milsap]

That comeback in the Super Bowl... Edge of your seat stuff...

[Kerou 犠牲]

One of my members of staff is complaining because I'm sacrificing weekends off so they (alongside another) can have some but to do that I'm giving myself the early shift, even though it was okay for the previous manager to do that without the giving away weekends part. It's an absolute joke.

[SirBlaziken]

Rooted for Atlanta last night and ended up seeing a guest appearance of my Cleveland Browns

And that's definitely not good.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

satan n co get kale n carrots n tomatoes and tatties so no super pooper for them

ah good, not that i suspect that u were feeding them it honest aahahahah //sweats nervously// (you would have known sooner from the piles of diorre... poop i guess) but im neurotic and the idea that a being is eatin somethin sup-optimal nutriotionally makes me freak out so soz for my longform postin about boring crap if it was a Bit Much???????? i just Worry about the wellbeing of living things in awkward and nerdish talkative ways

[not chloe]

My mum just called to say that my budgie is on his last legs and will probably pass away very soon.

I'm in bits, I can't imagine my life without him, the most wonderful cherished part of my family. All I can hope is that he holds on until Friday so I can say goodbye 😢

[The name master]

I'm tempted to make a music video and put it on youtube. But the stupid copyright system of youtube, though.....

I have use the song before with no problems.....

I want to upload another music video I've made, again, same worries....

[not chloe]

Not really a first world problem but there's nowhere else for this to go, dear old  Hombo passed away this afternoon.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Applied for a job and they said they'd get back by last Monday and didn't so I rang them on Tuesday and they said they'd been delayed and I thought they said they'd get back by the end of the week but maybe a misheard and they said next week (i.e. this one) but they still haven't got back

Not really a first world problem but there's nowhere else for this to go, dear old  Hombo passed away this afternoon.

D: RIP Hombo </3 Now who's going to get attracted to themself in the mirror!