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Offline Moon Chaser

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1380 on: July 03, 2010, 15:20 »
You don't say I wish so it doesn't work.

I wish I had a pizza

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1381 on: July 03, 2010, 18:08 »
Granted, but when you eat it I will parade starving children in front of you so you feel really guilty.

I wish Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg and David Cameron had a threesome, then Labour would also be part of the coalition government.  :D

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1382 on: July 05, 2010, 14:49 »
Granted but it has minimum IVs (whatever that means).

I wish I wasn't forbidden to use my mighty immortal super powers.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1383 on: July 05, 2010, 15:04 »
Goddamn, 1 in EVERY stat? :(

Granted, but your might immortal super power is to make your penis shrink.

I wish for a BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1384 on: July 05, 2010, 15:05 »
granted but it can only learn splash.

I wish my paints didn't keep drying out!

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1385 on: July 05, 2010, 15:07 »
Granted, but the paint isn't a colloid anymore and hence unusable.

I wish for a BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS AND CAN LEARN SURF, ICE BEAM, HP, AND RECOVER

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1386 on: July 05, 2010, 15:12 »
Granted but it has an Everstone and refuses to let go.

I wish for true love.  :D


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I wish my paints didn't keep drying out!
I misread that as pants. :P
Granted, but your mighty immortal super power is to make your penis shrink.
Yay!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1387 on: July 05, 2010, 20:13 »
granted but your new partner insists on doing absolutely everything together with you (including toilet breaks, mastubation (with your shrunken penis), swimming, getting changed and watching football))

I wish I had a tasty cake that won't kill me.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1388 on: July 06, 2010, 02:28 »
Granted, but it makes you so sick you die.  :P


I wish for a BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS AND CAN LEARN SURF, ICE BEAM, HP, AND RECOVER AND CAN EVOLVE


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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1389 on: July 06, 2010, 10:40 »
Granted...but you have no pokeballs to catch it.

I wish for a majestic flying pig.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1390 on: July 06, 2010, 18:11 »
Granted, but it makes you so sick you die.  :P
Doesn't that mean the cake is killing me? I specifiicately stated that it wouldn't kill me.

Granted but it flies 100 feet in the air then falls on top of you.
I wish that the result of this wish was something nice and was uncorruptable.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1391 on: July 07, 2010, 05:40 »
Granted, but it isnt.
 BOLD FEEBAS WITH 70 HP GRASS MAX IVS AND CAN LEARN SURF, ICE BEAM, HP, AND RECOVER AND CAN EVOLVE IN BOX 1 AND MY GAME DOESNT FAIL

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1392 on: July 07, 2010, 12:15 »
granted but your lose your hands and can't play pokemon. Ever again.

I wish i had more money.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1393 on: July 07, 2010, 12:18 »
Granted but you have to sell a kidney.

I wish cups of tea always tasted perfect.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #1394 on: July 07, 2010, 12:23 »
Uhhh, I can't PHAYL this...

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You just got a penny!!!!!!!

I wish I had some apple pie... :(
Bring on the spirit of Boom Ranch!